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Homer, the results of your
physical are very concerning.
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- You're 80 pounds overweight.
- I wore my socks on the scale.
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And your cholesterol
is sky‐high.
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Go big or go home.
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Oh, and your testosterone
is just a little bit low.
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Testosterone?
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That's what fuels
my punching and yelling.
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And my undeserved confidence.
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Now I'll never be
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an NFL quarterback/international
superspy.
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Don't worry, low T is very
common amongst men your age.
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It can be treated
with a prescription drug
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called Vicodude.
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- Pill me up.
- But before I give you the drug,
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I just need you to watch
this short informational video.
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There's an ad first?
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If I had more testosterone,
I'd kill you.
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A single truck can't possibly be
best in its class
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in torque, towing and payload.
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‐
‐Think again, Professor Killjoy.
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Man up with the Road Monster
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Triple‐XL 550.
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The Triple‐XL 550
delivers ultimate tow,
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ultimate payload
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and ultimate torque.
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The Triple‐XL 550.
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It's what a man drives.
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Dr. Hibbert, you're a genius.
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That truck
is exactly what I need.
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No, what you need is medication.
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Wrong again, Professor Killjoy.
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See you next year.
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Not if this chart is right.
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Ooh.
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Peonies are such
interesting flowers.
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They need less water, but...
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Look what the doctor
made me get.
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You know it, baby.
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The engine growls
just like that.
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And don't worry, it has
maximum torque for its class
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and the highest possible
ranking from J. D. Power.
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What about his associates?
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Oh, you know they're on board.
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‐ ‐Look at me.
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I'm a payload.
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This truck is an offense to
everything I hold dear, and...
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Oh, but it comes with a family
subscription to Slapify,
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the music streaming service.
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I don't know what that is,
but I'm great for having it.
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Whoa, and check out
the picture on the back‐up cam.
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It even has infrared.
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Okay, Slapify,
let's see if your algorithm
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can predict my taste.
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Good luck.
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female.
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How did you hear about truck.
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Oh, it already has suggestions.
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Meh. A little trendy,
not for me.
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Okay, but still
pretty mainstream.
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Good taste is a curse,
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but I'm sure a great song
is just a click away.
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‐
‐Mm‐mm. Hmm. Uh...
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"If you hate everything,
you might like this."
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Quilloughby? Never heard of him.
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"Quilloughby and his British
bandmates, the Snuffs,
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"dominated the '80s indie scene
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with their brand
of literate, sardonic..."
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Ooh, sardonic.
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"...music that focused
on Quilloughby's obsessions,
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especially his
militant vegetarianism."
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♪ The flesh that you cover
with cheese ♪
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♪ Is proof
of your moral disease ♪
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♪ It's death for no reason ♪
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♪ And death for no reason ♪
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♪ Is hamburger homicide. ♪
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Oh! Yes.
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Quilloughby's music
is so smart and dour and jangly
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and no one has seen him in
30 years, he's a famous recluse.
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And his commitment to
animal rights is so inspiring.
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I just had
the most amazing idea.
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Lisa doesn't like it
when other people talk.
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Attention, Elementarians.
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Inspired by
my new favorite musician,
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whom I'm sure
you've never heard of,
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today is the first
Mushroom Monday.
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So dig in to these
all‐vegan mushroom tacos.
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Mushrooms?
Those are chairs for toads.
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Don't you see? The flesh
that you cover with cheese
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is proof of your moral disease.
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Gah?
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Just give them a chance.
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So delicious.
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portobello, shiitake...
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Don't forget the yummy
little pieces of bacon.
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Ew, ew, ew.
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You said these were vegan.
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But they are.
Vegetables plus bacon.
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"Vegon." Am I wrong?
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I ate meat.
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Haw‐haw! This taco had a mom.
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Mmm...
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Everyone at my school is a jerk.
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Why are they so mean? Why?
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Is the problem me?
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The problem is never you.
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It's those sour‐breathed
know‐nothing sheep
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who graze the blighted meadows
of your so‐called school.
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Gah?
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Okay, it was probably
just a bacon hallucination.
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Quilloughby isn't actually
in my room.
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I'm traumatized by eating meat.
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You must stop
talking to yourself.
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People will think
you've gone mad.
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‐
‐♪
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You're not real the real
Quilloughby. You're imaginary.
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I've gone crazy.
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♪ Master of the obvious ♪
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♪ Ensconced in her dreadful
red frock. ♪
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I don't want to be crazy.
Not this kind of crazy.
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Just get out of here.
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Hey, Lis, what you pointing at?
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Some bacon you want to eat?
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I've got a pig nose.
Want to eat me?
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‐ ‐Oh.
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Mm‐hmm.
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Bart, slowly,
almost imperceptibly,
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your friends
are growing tired of you.
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What‐‐ what? I'm the drumstick
of this chicken bucket.
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They're not getting tired of me.
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Of course we're not, Bart.
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Wait, what was that look?
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What look?
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You guys are not
getting tired of me.
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No, no, I was just yawning
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because I stayed up late,
thinking about your pranks.
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Still so fresh.
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Quilloughby, you completely
ruined my brother
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with just one sentence.
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Thank you.
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Oh, there's nothing
more tiresome than gratitude.
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I think I'm gonna like
hallucinating you.
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Here's a gift. Put this
on your faded Army jacket.
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Oh, my God.
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You think I'm cool enough
to wear a faded Army jacket.
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Hmm. Keep in mind,
I'm merely a product
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of your fractured psyche.
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Oh, shut up, don't ruin it.
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Hey, Homer, ever so slowly,
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your friends
are growing tired of you.
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With this much testosterone?
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No way, baby.
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Aw. Take me
for a ride in your truck.
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Trucks aren't for driving.
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They're for doing
kick‐ass truck stuff.
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Have you actually done
any truck stuff?
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Put it on.
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But I don't want this.
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You're welcome!
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For an imaginary friend,
you were really keen
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to get out of the house.
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Ugh, that small woman
was such a bore.
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Oh. Maggie's a baby,
and she was sleeping.
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Even she knows it.
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This place reminds me
of my own hometown.
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It's dismal and nothing good
will ever come from it.
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Well, almost nothing.
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Get out your tickers and tape,
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here comes the prat parade.
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Facial hair is not
a substitute for personality.
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Two times zero is still zero.
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Bit early
for the apricot brandy,
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- is it not, Vicar?
-
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Quilloughby,
is there anyone you do like?
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Yeah, well, let me
tell you something, Lisa.
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♪ Every day I try to smile ♪
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♪ But can't help but frown ♪
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♪ Every day I draw my bath ♪
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♪ And pray I will drown ♪
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♪ I step out my door
and I take a deep breath ♪
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♪ Turn back inside
and pray for my death ♪
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♪ 'Cause everyone is horrid ♪
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♪ Except me and possibly you ♪
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♪ Possibly me ♪
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♪ Oh, everyone is horrid ♪
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♪ And my dear,
I fear you are, too ♪
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♪ Oh. ♪
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‐ ‐Lisa Simpson.
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Those measures were supposed
to be pianissimo,
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but instead they were sforzando
and scherzando.
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Well, would you care
to share your private tee‐hees
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with the class?
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I was just thinking,
every day you wave that wand,
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and yet nothing magical
ever happens.
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You're a smart‐mouthed
little sass pants.
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And you're a sad little man
whose best days never happened.
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I'm not sad, I'm happy.
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And 5'8" is a very nice height
for a fella.
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Very nice.
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Lisa, I enjoyed that.
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And I enjoy nothing.
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Mr. and Mrs. Simpson,
I called you in here
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because Lisa's behavior has
become wry, sardonic, and yes,
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poetically world‐weary.
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I know what's going on.
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Lisa's become infatuated
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with this snobby, judgy,
British crooner
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- from the '80s.
- Hmm.
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Hmm...
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Oh...
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You're right to worry.
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With the popularity of
the Slapify streaming service,
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I'm seeing more children
becoming lost
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in the music of the past.
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♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
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♪ Watch out, boy,
she'll chew you up ♪
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♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
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♪ She's a man‐eater! ♪
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Well, we take this
very seriously.
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My husband and I are
going to have
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a heart‐to‐heart
with our daughter tonight.
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Isn't that right, Homer?
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Oh.
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You don't tow me! I tow you!
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Stop resisting!
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Surrender to my mighty torque!
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- Never!
-
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What has gotten into you?
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You used to be
such a happy little girl.
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When?
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Okay, but never like this‐‐
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with the sour attitude,
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and the black booties.
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You've become a crab‐‐
no, a pill!
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Lisa, darling,
please silence the din.
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That's it!
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I'm cancelling
your music subscription.
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Jiggly... and bloop.
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Shocking.
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How can Mom take away
the only place
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I can hear your music?
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Maybe not the only place.
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Apparently, this is happening.
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00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,197
Hmm.
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Oh, my God.
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I can see you.
I mean, the real you.
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Well, you're in for
a treat, my dear.
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My live shows are, quote,
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"like a three‐hour dance party
in a freshly‐dug grave."
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David Fricke,
Rolling Stone magazine, 1987.
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Oh, but Marge will never
let me go.
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00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,983
And even if she would,
I don't have enough money.
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00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,919
Those tickets cost,
like, five Lego sets.
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00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:08,588
Look in your pocket, Lisa.
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My dad's credit card.
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00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,128
Did you steal this? Did I?
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A little of both.
It's complicated.
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Sometimes I identify
as imaginary,
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but sometimes I can do this.
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Ow, the zipper!
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Ow! Oh!
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What?
I'm a little stressed out.
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Making sandwiches
calms my nerves.
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Ooh, sandwiches!
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Lisa is sullen, dressing weird,
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obsessed with English music...
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Our eight‐year‐old has
turned into a teenager.
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Well, from now on, I'm going to
pay very close attention to her.
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Marge, little girls are a lot
like all‐wheel anti‐
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when road conditions
are unpredictable...
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We're talking about
your daughter, not a vehicle.
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Well, both do have maximum
torque for their class.
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Will you shut up
about the damn truck?
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But the truck is who I am.
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It's a perfect fit for my manly,
off‐road lifestyle.
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Oh, really?
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You hate the outdoors.
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You've never been camping.
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You've never hauled
or towed anything,
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or shown any interest
in hauling or towing.
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And please, tell me the meaning
of the word "torque."
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The smoke hole where
the truck's farts come out?
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Torque is
the tendency of a force
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to rotate the body to which
it is applied. Like this!
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Homer J. Simpson,
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you are not a truck guy!
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Now, I'm going to deal with
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our daughter's
pre‐pre‐teen rebellion.
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Lisa's gone!
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I'm going to my first music
festival with my best friend!
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Uh, best imaginary friend.
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Right. I guess
I didn't need to buy
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two VIP passes, then.
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Sorry, Dad!
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Oh, the pain of laughter...
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Our daughter is by herself
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at an outdoor
music whoop‐de‐doo!
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And she's using
my stolen credit card.
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‐ ‐What?
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‐ ‐Huh?
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‐ ‐Hey...
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No...
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Ugh, this combines my two
least favorite things‐‐
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other people's music,
and other people.
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Yeah, but we're going to see
the real you perform.
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Ooh, do you think you'll play
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"Labour Action
at the Biscuit Factory"
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or "Simon Has a Birthmark"?
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How dreadfully predictable...
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but the nippers must suckle.
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oh, these bands are all rubbish,
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and this sun is too... sunny.
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Quilloughby, this festival
is our dream.
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Stop being such a, such a...
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Such a pill?
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Oh. Sorry, Marge.
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Hey, I'm just trying
to have a fun day.
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Oh, a "fun day."
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Why don't we all just
have fizzy drinks
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and rainbow lollipops?
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Oh, la‐di‐da‐di‐da.
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Happy, happy, happy.
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Vacuous animals waiting
for the slaughter.
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00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,429
Well, it's a good thing
Dad got this truck.
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- Oh, my God.
- You see, Marge?
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- I never want to hear
another word...
- Bart gets it.
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- ...about this truck.
- The truck is awesome.
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- It makes me so mad!
- You don't get it
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- and you never will!
- Truck this, truck that.
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- Truck, truck, truck, truck...
- I wish I was married to Bart!
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Ugh! You never stop whining!
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The term is "whinging."
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- Conspicuous eye roll.
-
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I used to think
you just hated bad art
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and cruelty to animals
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and people who wear
baseball hats,
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00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,880
but it turns out
you hate everything!
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But, Lisa,
I thought that was our bond.
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Coming now to the main stage...
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‐ ‐performing for the first time
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in over 30 years...
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Quilloughby and the Snuffs.
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This is it‐‐
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the real you!
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Oh, dear God, no!
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00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,467
I look like bloody Churchill!
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00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,907
Shut your gobs, you wankers!
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00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,177
Woo‐hoo! Wankers!
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00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:28,214
Can't you see this show
is just a cash grab?
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I'm only here
because I lost my fortune
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00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,184
suing people for saying things
about me
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that were completely true.
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00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,624
Is this what I turned into?
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I'm greedy, I'm hateful,
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00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:43,095
and my face looks like
a syphilitic moon.
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00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:45,131
Well, it's not your fault
you got old.
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00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:46,566
Sting is old.
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00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:49,735
Old Sting's bloody gorgeous,
and he knows it.
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00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:53,806
Oh, boo‐hoo!
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00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:58,077
You can jeer while
I enjoy this pastrami on rye.
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00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,347
But you're vegan!
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00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,582
I was,
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00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:05,484
until I found out veganism
was invented by foreigners,
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00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:08,487
of whom there are far too many
on this planet!
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00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,458
That's right,
I hate the foreign!
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00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,261
Coming to this country
and taking our jobs!
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00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,730
Sleeping with our men!
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00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,231
But you're a foreigner!
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00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:22,535
And you took the job
of sad, washed‐up rock star.
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00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:26,072
No! You turned your back
on veganism.
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00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:29,208
And you're also a huge racist.
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♪ Because everything is horrid
except meat ♪
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♪ So slag off to you! ♪
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Lisa, dear, don't let him
happen to you.
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00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,290
Try not to sneer at everything.
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And listen to others,
at least a bit.
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00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,494
Perhaps one out of five times,
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00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,763
but I can't tell you
which times.
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00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,298
Thanks, Quilloughby.
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You're the best imaginary friend
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a complicated eight‐year‐old
could ever ask for.
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00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,406
But I think we both know
it's time for you to go.
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00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:04,076
I'm going to miss you,
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00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,278
you bloody wanker.
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00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,185
Okay, okay, okay,
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00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,821
I'm going to play a few songs
off my new album.
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00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,725
It's entitled
Refugees? Again?
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00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,305
Stupid millennial traffic.
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00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,809
a full‐scale riot has broken out
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00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,277
at the Bummershoot Festival.
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00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,680
But Lisa's in there!
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00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,248
Who will save her?
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00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:46,052
Did someone call
for a truck guy?
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00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,868
Misplaced anger!
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00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,171
Somebody save me!
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00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,349
Torque, don't fail me now.
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00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,685
Truck, truck, hooray!
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00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,954
Truck, truck, hooray...
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00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:26,158
Homer. Homer. Homer, wake up.
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00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,094
He fell asleep while driving?
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00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,597
No, we got stuck in traffic
and ran out of gas,
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00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,132
so Dad ate a garbage bag
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00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,201
full of Mom's PB&Js
and passed out.
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00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,436
Thanks for walking over
and getting me.
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00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:40,206
Me and Trucky saved the day.
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00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:42,374
Sure you did, Homer.
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00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,212
Testosterone...
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00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,982
I don't know what came
over me, Mom.
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00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,550
I was sullen, moody,
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00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:54,086
thought everybody except me
was an idiot...
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00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:57,223
Wait, is that what
being a teenager is like?
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00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:59,125
Well, sometimes, sweetie.
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00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,327
Were you ever like that?
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00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:05,731
Blue mascara is who I am, Mom!
414
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:09,869
You're just jealous because
you can't pull off hot pants.
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00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,670
For your information,
I was going
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00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,005
to break up with Homer.
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00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,407
But if you hate him,
he must be great.
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00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:18,744
Honey, whatever phases
you go through,
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00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,846
I'll always be waiting for you
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00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,415
on the other side
of the slammed door.
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