1 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:14,014 Oh, my hallway‐walking God! 2 00:00:14,081 --> 00:00:16,416 I've seen my fair share of workplace atrocities, 3 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:18,952 but this one's gonna be hard not to whistle‐blow. 4 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,854 Uh, Carlson, how about you forget 5 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:23,991 any unkillable irradiated airborne entities 6 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:25,592 you think you saw 7 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:28,128 and sign this nondisclosure agreement? 8 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:31,965 I'm sorry, I have no choice but to speak up and say... 9 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,800 what's in it for me? 10 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,203 Guess who just got two VIP concert tickets 11 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:38,338 to see Bob Seger tonight! 12 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:39,873 Bob Seger! 13 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:41,875 Which Bullet Band is he bringing? 14 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:43,143 Silver! 15 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:46,280 In that case, I'm closin' shop early. 16 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:52,185 Marge, you know how nothing ever happens to me? 17 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:55,222 Well, the curse has been lifted! 18 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,558 Oh. I love how excited you are 19 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:00,060 to chaperone the kids' weekend sleepover 20 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:02,262 on the World War II battleship. 21 00:01:02,329 --> 00:01:04,164 What?! Chaperoning? 22 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,967 You can't just spring this on me at the last... 23 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,306 D'oh! 24 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:14,508 Aw, you've got to fill in for me, Marge. 25 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:17,077 I'd do it for you if you were the husband. 26 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:18,845 You always get to do the fun thing 27 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,581 and leave me holding the bag. 28 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:22,625 I'll get you a new bag. A tote from the merch table. 29 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,151 What size are you? 30 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:29,089 No. I'm watching the Gen Gala red‐carpet arrivals tomorrow. 31 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:31,625 Can't you just record it and watch it next week 32 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:34,328 when me and Lenny are at the Hall & Oates concert? 33 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:36,863 Oh! I'm hosting the watch party. 34 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:41,335 I have firm commitments from several A‐level gays. 35 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:42,869 We're all gonna make snarky comments 36 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,806 about celebrities' outrageous outfits. 37 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:49,343 I'm working up the courage to use the B‐word on a man. 38 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:51,311 Okay, honey, I give up. 39 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:53,113 You host your party. I go to the concert. 40 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:55,115 No field trip for the kids. 41 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:57,284 It was your decision, so I'll let you tell them. 42 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,286 ♪ Yo‐ho, yo‐ho ♪ 43 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,989 ♪ A field trip life for me. ♪ 44 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:09,262 - Whoa! - Whoa. 45 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:10,764 Mommy! Mommy! 46 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:14,267 I took a bite of my juice box because I forgot! 47 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:16,136 Ready about, sailors! 48 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:18,672 Name's Captain Bowditch. 49 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:21,008 For the next 36 hours, you will be my crew 50 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:24,344 aboard the USS ship with a name we're not allowed to say anymore 51 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:26,179 and with good reason. 52 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:29,349 Now, the year is 1943. 53 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:32,853 We sailors have fought many battles in the Pacific theater, 54 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,789 but today we face 55 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:37,424 oxidation. 56 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,761 Kill those lousy Oxies! 57 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:44,665 Rust has overtaken the vessel, and I'm giving you three tools 58 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:47,968 wire brushes, marine paint, 59 00:02:48,035 --> 00:02:49,803 and the remainder of the weekend. 60 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:54,708 Chaperones, you will stand watch in six‐hour shifts. 61 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,543 Now, pair up! 62 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:59,880 Can you imagine getting stuck with Sarah Wiggum 63 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,148 for the whole weekend? 64 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:03,784 What's she looking for, a personality? 65 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:09,589 So, I guess we should figure out some system to pair up, like... 66 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:10,957 Oh. 67 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,497 Hey, Sarah, we've met before. 68 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:19,633 I'm Bart's mom, Marge. 69 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,468 Hi. 70 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:27,841 So, overnight field trips‐‐ the things we do for our kids. 71 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,344 Kids. 72 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:32,612 So... 73 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:35,248 have you ever been on a battleship before? 74 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,218 Probably. 75 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,958 We're so close, we can read the labels 76 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,294 on the drummer's medications. 77 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,962 Hey, I have that, too. 78 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:52,199 Mild depression rules! 79 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:54,167 Eh, nice seats, huh, fellas? 80 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,937 Yeah, Mr. Burns' payoffs are always the best. 81 00:03:57,003 --> 00:04:00,040 Luckily, I was able to get my wife to take over chaperoning 82 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:03,777 some stupid battleship weekend with Ralphie. 83 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,779 Hey, I saddled my wife with that, too. 84 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,748 Marge and Sarah were okay with that? 85 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,483 Ah, they'll be fine. 86 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:12,419 Wives, they love that World War II stuff. 87 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,488 Yeah, they're always gifting their husbands 88 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:16,490 books and movies about it, 89 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:19,826 but you know they're really buying it them for themselves. 90 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,294 Hmm. 91 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:23,830 And number ten would be... 92 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:27,300 oh, "telling a funny story." 93 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:30,670 What are your top ten ways of starting a conversation? 94 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,239 Talking. 95 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:36,076 I guess we should get back to the kids. 96 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:37,511 They're asleep. 97 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:38,879 What? 98 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:44,818 Almost midnight? How did it get so late? 99 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:49,089 Oh. It's only 8:50? 100 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:55,362 Wait. Did you move the clock ahead 101 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:58,198 to trick the kids into going to sleep early? 102 00:04:58,265 --> 00:05:00,467 Sarah, I'm impressed. 103 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:01,935 Ooh. 104 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:05,138 A bottle of pocket alcohol. 105 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,607 Ah... 106 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:10,143 Dang, this is the last place on earth I want to be. 107 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:14,981 No offense, Marge, but, geez, this field trip sucks! 108 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:18,752 You said all those words! 109 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,320 I'm just quiet. 110 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:22,989 Even though everyone thinks I'm an idiot. 111 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,158 No, no, we don't think you're an idiot. 112 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,160 We just think you're boring. 113 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,162 Oops. 114 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:33,300 Did you bring this from home? 115 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:36,803 Actually, I got it from Admiral Dingdong's liquor cabinet. 116 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:40,006 - It wasn't locked? - Oh, maybe it was. 117 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,108 Uh, wink. 118 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,810 Ooh. 119 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,912 I've never done a swig. 120 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,014 Whoa! 121 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:54,154 Oh, Sarah Wiggum, who are you? 122 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:58,091 I love Clancy, but you have no idea what it's like 123 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,861 to be married to a man with a dangerous job 124 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:03,296 he's just not good at. 125 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,531 Actually... 126 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,533 And with the way he eats, 127 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,535 each crust he sucks the cheese out of 128 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,403 could be his last. 129 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,539 Maybe I do understand. 130 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:16,476 It just takes so much work to be a mom and a wife 131 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,812 and keep the goods in a tight little package, 132 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,280 if you catch my drift. 133 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:22,249 Sometimes it feels like he... 134 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,617 Takes me for granted! 135 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:26,620 Why do his last‐minute man‐plans have to ruin 136 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:29,789 the one day of the year where I get to be catty? 137 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:31,291 Hell yeah, sister. 138 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,627 Well, you know what? You and me, 139 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:36,796 we're like two fun peas in a party pod. 140 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:38,965 We should do more hangouts. 141 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:42,969 Oh, I'd like that, but there's a reason I keep to myself. 142 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,137 Ooh. 143 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:46,239 Secret reasons. 144 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,409 Oh, no. 145 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:51,344 What are you doing here? 146 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,580 How did you find me? 147 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:54,781 Sarah! 148 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,383 Marge! 149 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:04,691 Please take this bag off my head. 150 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:05,926 I think whoever you kidnapped 151 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:08,428 before me was a smoker. Ugh! 152 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,431 Why did you bring her into it? 153 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:13,400 She's just some vanilla soccer mom. 154 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:15,101 She doesn't know anything. 155 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:18,638 Hey, once I start bagging heads, I can't stop. 156 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:21,541 Hey, there, Sarah. I see you're hanging 157 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,209 with the Yankee Candle crowd. 158 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,445 Wait. Y‐You know these people? 159 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:27,614 Marge, meet Bette and Erin. 160 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,783 They're my old partners. 161 00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:32,786 In a throuple? Who are the original two? 162 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:34,454 Partners in crime. 163 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:36,723 You're a criminal? 164 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,625 Jeebus Crackers! 165 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:41,795 Hi, Mr. Seger. 166 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:43,430 Boy, you probably don't remember this, 167 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:45,298 but I saw you at an airport once, 168 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:47,634 and I was too nervous to say anything, 169 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,602 and then it wasn't you. 170 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:51,638 We love you, man! We promised our wives 171 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,074 we'd go on some dumb school field trip, 172 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:57,544 but when we got these tickets, we ditched them so fast. 173 00:07:58,545 --> 00:07:59,980 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 174 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,215 You broke a promise to your wives? 175 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:05,085 A good husband's supposed to be "Like a Rock." 176 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,620 Because we're all running "Against the Wind." 177 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:09,622 Terrible "Night Moves." 178 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:10,890 Look at this. 179 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:12,459 Those aren't tour dates. 180 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:15,628 They're all the times I've kept commitments to my wife. 181 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,265 "Rock and Roll Never Forgets" 182 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,268 the needs of his coequal life companion. 183 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,571 You sicken me. 184 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:27,440 Were... were we just Seger‐shamed? 185 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,943 Why, the real silver bullet is truth. 186 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,778 We're terrible husbands. 187 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,414 I never should have left Marge holding the bag. 188 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:37,117 We've got to go make it up to Bob Seger. 189 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,319 And our wives. 190 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:42,489 Sarah, you were a crook? 191 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:44,758 Everything I never knew or cared to wonder about you 192 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:46,760 has been a lie. 193 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:49,462 We weren't crooks. We were thieves. 194 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,973 ♪ A few times I've been around that track ♪ 195 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:53,800 Sexy, girlie thieves. 196 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,970 ♪ I ain't no hollaback girl, I ain't no hollaback... ♪ 197 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,139 They never saw us coming, 198 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,241 but they loved to watch us walk away. 199 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:03,710 There's nothing we wouldn't lift. 200 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,111 Wallets. Watches. 201 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:08,415 MP3 players that held over a hundred songs. 202 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,250 Man, it was a blast. 203 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:14,921 Our biggest jobs were brought to us by a gal named Red. 204 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:18,525 She got a line on some unsupervised diamonds 205 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,860 in a penthouse safe. 206 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:23,363 I was the driver, and as always... 207 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,765 the honeypot. 208 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,605 Ooh. Ow. 209 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:33,873 Hey there, blue boy. 210 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,443 I was walking past your big building 211 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,578 and seemed to have sprained my ankle 212 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:40,647 because of my high flops. 213 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,282 Do you happen to have... 214 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:44,284 - What, a girlfriend? - ...an icepack? 215 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:46,820 I'm sorry. I'm s... 216 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:48,321 Of course, of course I do. 217 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,723 Uh, this is just my night job, by the way. 218 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:53,626 I'm, uh, putting myself through the police academy. Yeah. 219 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:56,663 - Isn't that free? - Well, the first time, yeah. 220 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:59,766 I love a man in a rented uniform. 221 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:10,310 The kiss was part of the plan. 222 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:13,246 But falling head over high flops wasn't. 223 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,248 Clancy... 224 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:20,286 - Oh, no. - No, no, don't leave. 225 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,655 Come back to pile. 226 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,157 Uh, I gotta go, blue boy. 227 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,626 - I'm sorry. - Ah, no problem. 228 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:29,662 - Oh, um, will you marry me? - Probably! 229 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,832 I was supposed to be the getaway driver. 230 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,767 My best friends were arrested. 231 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,503 And it was all my fault. 232 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,505 Oh, cool your jets. 233 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,173 Yeah, hot jets. 234 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,709 It wasn't your fault we got busted. 235 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:45,011 We were set up... 236 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:46,779 by Red. 237 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,887 She got away with our whole take, 238 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:55,989 including the Hourglass Diamond. 239 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:58,525 That backstabbing sack of Spanx. 240 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,461 Wait, so it wasn't my fault you got caught. 241 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:05,131 Yeah, and if you hadn't gone all horndog on that rent‐a‐cop, 242 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,833 you'd have been locked up, too. 243 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,268 We found Red. 244 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,937 She goes by the name Lindsey Naegle now. 245 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,805 I've heard of her. 246 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:16,142 She works in various female executive positions around town. 247 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:19,312 We've got a plan to steal that diamond back from her, 248 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,414 and you're gonna help us. 249 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,783 No, I left that life behind me. 250 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,318 I have a husband now, 251 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,321 and a son who's smart in a way we haven't figured out yet. 252 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,758 Well, it'd be a real shame if the Chief of Police 253 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:34,093 found out his wife was a common criminal. 254 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,496 You never told Clancy? 255 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:38,498 Let's just say he's always been better 256 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,800 at planting evidence than finding it. 257 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:44,003 Why don't I just call him now and tell him everything? 258 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,906 I'm in. 259 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,843 Our wives are missing? 260 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,545 Not unheard of. 261 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,881 Most women have such an idealized version 262 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,150 of the Second World War in their heads 263 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,219 that when they meet the cold, hard reality, 264 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,553 they can't face it. 265 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,088 Did you see what happened? 266 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,090 There was but one witness. 267 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:07,493 Junior Seaman Ralph, give your account of the watch. 268 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,664 The mommies got new face hats, then got into a slidey‐door car. 269 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,600 Don't worry, I speak Ralph. 270 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,302 Face hats? Slidey‐door? 271 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,137 God, they were kidnapped! 272 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:21,474 ‐ ‐And there's only one man bold enough 273 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,244 to kidnap the wives of the chief of police 274 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,512 and his slightly slimmer acquaintance. 275 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,348 Sarah was kidnapped? 276 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,351 Oh, spare me the act. We know it was you. 277 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,486 I spare, I swear. 278 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,155 I need your family to be happy and healthy, 279 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:39,125 because who else would I say it would be a shame 280 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,761 if something were to happen to? 281 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:44,597 Okay, but what about one of your cronies? 282 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:47,300 I assure you, you are a beloved figure 283 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,502 amongst my business brethren. 284 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,271 Mm. 285 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:55,141 You look a lot like that guy Chief Bungles. 286 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,511 But there's no other reason to kidnap Sarah. 287 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,380 She's just my little schmoop‐a‐doop, 288 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,282 and that's all there is to her. 289 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:04,951 Apparently not. 290 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,453 Perhaps your wives were not kidnapped. 291 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:11,124 Perhaps they left because you are selfish men. 292 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,393 That's the only explanation. 293 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:16,129 It was all about us. 294 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,131 All right, what's the job? 295 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,267 Naegle sold the jewels she ripped off from us 296 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,303 and became a fancy socialite. 297 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:24,847 She kept the biggest rock for herself. 298 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:28,508 The Hourglass Diamond‐‐ it's in her tiara. 299 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:32,078 And we're gonna steal it back 300 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,747 when she wears it to the Gen Gala, tomorrow. 301 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,518 You're gonna rob the Gen Gala? 302 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,688 Sorry, sorry. Scheme away. 303 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,024 Okay, here's how it's gonna work. 304 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,660 First, we come up through this manhole. 305 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:48,961 Nope! 306 00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:50,463 Excuse you? 307 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,832 Look, I may not know anything about heists, 308 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:56,669 but I am the world's biggest superfan of the Gen Gala, 309 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,304 and your plan won't work. 310 00:13:58,371 --> 00:13:59,305 And why not? 311 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,441 If you did any research, 312 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,910 you'd know Beyoncé's going to be carried in 313 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,412 by 20 plus‐size gladiators, 314 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,448 who will form a human pyramid 315 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,316 right on top of your way in. 316 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,584 No heist. 317 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,952 If you're so Kmart smart, 318 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,454 how would you get in? 319 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,623 Well, these entrances will be blocked by fans, 320 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,792 press and authorized stalkers. 321 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,962 The best plan would be to put on a crazy dress 322 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,098 and sneak in through the red carpet. 323 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:28,234 Although, you wouldn't get far without a publicist 324 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,169 who knows everything about the gala. 325 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:33,606 - Someone like you? - Yeah. 326 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:37,110 This vanilla soccer mom could be our secret weapon. 327 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,112 Me? Join the robbery? 328 00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,980 No way! 329 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:44,117 Stealing is one of the big "thou shalt nots." 330 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,651 It's not about the cash. 331 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,286 It's about setting things right. 332 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:50,490 Lindsey Naegle betrayed us for money and fame, 333 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,860 and all we got are bad prison tattoos. 334 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:56,095 Aw, duckies! 335 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,830 Marge, aren't you tired 336 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,099 of being underestimated and overlooked? 337 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,968 Together, we can right a wrong 338 00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,103 and look damn good doing it. 339 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,606 I've always wanted to say this... 340 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,075 I'm in. 341 00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:18,651 This is Kent Brockman outside 342 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:19,995 the Museum of Generational Wealth for the annual Gen Gala. 343 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,454 This year's theme is "The Audacity." 344 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,956 A bold contrast 345 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,458 "The Nerve." 346 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,093 But I'm stuck out here, 347 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,662 where hundreds of nobodies have gathered to watch 348 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,732 dozens of somebodies walk up some stairs. 349 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,467 Should we do this without Marge? 350 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,803 This is her favorite watching‐party of the year. 351 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:41,274 Forget her. I'm jonesing for snark. 352 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:42,684 Oh, God, would you look at that dress. 353 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,478 Who is the designer, the Great Pacific Garbage Patch? 354 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,247 - Probably? - Ah... 355 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,850 Ah, that's the good shade. 356 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,154 The plan's working. We look amazing. 357 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,423 Now, let's get those tickets. 358 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,410 The 55 stairs. 359 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,246 The Tanqueray stiletto sharpener. 360 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,815 The Swarovski crystal wheelchair ramp. 361 00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:24,717 ‐ ‐Stop gawking. 362 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,452 Where do we let the other girls in? 363 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,255 Right over there, next to‐‐ Oh, my God! 364 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,957 Rihanna! 365 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:34,494 I listen to the clean versions of all your songs! 366 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:40,333 Now, let's see if there's any honey left in this pot. 367 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,904 Excuse me, I seemed to have a pulled a muscle. 368 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,140 Do you have an ice pack so that my leg can stop... 369 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,243 - quivering? - 370 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:51,777 Right away, ma'am. 371 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,313 Oh‐ho, hot stuff. 372 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,692 Ugh, no sign of our wives. 373 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,761 We checked out all their favorite places, 374 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,130 but turns out we don't pay enough attention 375 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,431 to know what those are. 376 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,200 So I don't know what we did. 377 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,270 It was my distinct pleasure to watch your son. 378 00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:19,605 I find we are quite simpatico. 379 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:23,175 Both of us know nothin' about nothin'. 380 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:25,611 Oh! 381 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,047 Now that's a fluid gender! 382 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:31,817 I wouldn't mind asking them their preferred pronouns. Oh! 383 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,453 If I'm not mistaken, 384 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,790 that's how Marge looks when she's happy. 385 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,292 And that's my Sarah! 386 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:40,793 Come on, Homer. 387 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:44,230 It looks like this town's got a museum. 388 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,638 There's Lindsey, and she's wearing the tiara. 389 00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,178 Okay, don't be nervous. 390 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,547 - You can do this. - Nervous? 391 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,684 This is the best field trip of my fricking life! 392 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:09,255 Ms. Naegle, can I just say, "that dress." 393 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:12,258 I know, right? You go, girl. 394 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,393 What setting would you even wash that on? 395 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,295 Delicate? Eco‐warm? 396 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:19,465 I bet it would make so much noise in the dryer, right? 397 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,803 Um, I don't want this to sound harsh, 398 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,405 but you're not famous, so you don't exist. 399 00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:27,473 Bye now. 400 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,209 Darling, stop talking to that empty chair 401 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,145 and come take a selfie at the Fenty lip gloss fountain. 402 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,153 Oh, it's a fake! 403 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,123 I've been robbed! 404 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,993 Somebody stop those two nobodies! 405 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,127 Keep it cool. 406 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,338 We just have to slip out of here 407 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,796 without anyone noticing us. 408 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,733 ‐ 409 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,535 WIGGUM Sarah Wiggum, freeze! 410 00:18:57,503 --> 00:19:01,340 We're here to give you ladies the attention you deserve! 411 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,751 Shh! Now is not the time, Clancy. 412 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,919 No, no, when it comes to love, 413 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,389 it's always the time for shouting! 414 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,391 Sar‐ah Wig‐gum! 415 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,426 Schmoop‐a‐doop! 416 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,429 Shmoop‐ba‐da‐doopa! 417 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,098 ‐I love Sa‐‐ ‐Shut up! 418 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,034 Oh, God, ow. 419 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:31,437 - Sarah Wiggum, who are you? - That's her! 420 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,838 She's the thief! 421 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,389 Babe, who is she? 422 00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,258 This is my new girlfriend. 423 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,794 You were tumbling for a long time. 424 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,562 Oh, you poor thing. 425 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,497 Here's your bag, sweetie. 426 00:19:58,564 --> 00:19:59,632 Oopsie! 427 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,133 Those aren't mine! 428 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,002 - My earrings! - My blood diamond! 429 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,804 My conflict tennis bracelet! 430 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:14,113 Oh, this time, leave me holding the bag. 431 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,981 Aw, thanks, Homie. 432 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,317 But they're part of the ensemble. 433 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,023 Chalamet looks like dirt. 434 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,325 BTS looks like seven dirts. 435 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,095 I see nerve there but nothing audacious. 436 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:32,198 Oh. My. God. 437 00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:33,699 Jeebus Crackers! 438 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,000 That's Marge! 439 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,804 What the hell is she doing at the Gen Gala? 440 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,940 Exactly. She looks like dirt. 441 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,477 It's what she would have wanted. 442 00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:46,521 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 443 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,481 FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 444 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:51,450 And FORD. We go further, so you can. 445 00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,191 Oh, Clancy. 446 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,828 So, this whole time, I've been married to a master criminal. 447 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,797 Damn straight. 448 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,636 Wait, wait, uh, where's Ralph? 449 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,973 I must confess, 450 00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,775 I thought putting crushed‐up Oreos 451 00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:18,477 into the cookies and cream yogurt would be redundant. 452 00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:22,181 Instead, it is transcendent. 453 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:25,251 I like to smoosh the gummy bears. 454 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:26,852 Hey, no touching! 455 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:31,791 If the boy wants to smoosh, the boy will smoosh. 456 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,959 I love you, scary daddy. 457 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:38,063 I love you too, Ralphie "Stickie Hands." 458 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,102 Shh!