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The Simpsons.

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I can't believe it!
We won another contest.

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- The Simpsons are going to Delaware!
- I wanna see Wilmington!

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- I wanna visit a screen door factory.
- Yep.

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Delaware's got it all.

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You're next, Mr. Simpson.

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Hey, wait a minute. "Airport tax, $5.00?"

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Sir, it's a standard fee.

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Well, we are not boarding that plane
unless you waive that tax.

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Waive it!

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Stupid anti-fist-shaking laws!

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The Simpsons are riding the rails!

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Cool. A dead hobo.

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Mornin', folks.

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- What are you gonna do to us?
- Now, don't worry.

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I'm not a stabbin' hobo.
I'm a singin' hobo.

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Nothin' beats the hobo life.

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Stabbin' folks with my hobo knife

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I gouge them...

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Excuse me, Hobo.

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Can you play something
a little less unnerving?

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Sure.

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I... I was just having a little
fun with you "nobos."

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Uh, here's a ballad that'll
set fire to your trash can.

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Won't you listen to my tale
that's ten stories tall.

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'Bout a king-sized woodsman
named-a Bunyan, comma, Paul.

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Congratulations, Mr. Bunyan.

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It's a boy!

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Jeezum crow!

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- How was it, honey?
- Whiskey, please.

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Me hungee.

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Born mighty big,
he continued to expand.

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Thanks to a hopped-up
pituitary gland...

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Hey!

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I'll get ya!

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His body grew big
but his brain stayed small.

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He was tree-choppin', friend-stompin'

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House-crushin' Paul.

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Me hungee!

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Time to make Paul's breakfast.

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Hey, Paul, flapjacks!

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Flapjacks!

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Out of the frying pan!

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Yuck! All right, uh,
let's get started on lunch.

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- And... Wait. Where's Lenny?
- Hello?

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Can anybody hear me?

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I think I found a way out.

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It's not pretty, but it'll do.

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All right, look, we gotta
do something about Bunyan.

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We're going bankrupt
just feedin' and clothin' the guy...

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not to mention the crushings.

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Hey, I say we get him drunk
and drag him out of town.

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Same way we got rid of
Laura Ingalls Wilder.

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Yeah, that's a great idea!

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Uh, hey, Paulie?

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Uh, what say we buy you a beer?

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Aw, you guys are the greatest friends
a giant doofus could have.

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Good Lord! Brought down by one beer?

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And a couple of these babies.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm off to the barn dance.

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Watch his head.

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Where am I?

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Oh, they don't want me anymore.

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Paul was just as lonely
as a man could get.

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So he took out his ax
and he carved himself a pet.

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And now...

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Oh, boy. I wish you were real.

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Hey, what the...

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Oh, it's a miracle!

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I'll call you Babe.
You'll be my best friend.

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So Paul and his blue ox Babe

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traveled all across this great land,
leavin' their mark.

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Excuse me.

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Paul Bunyan never fought Rodan.

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And his size seems to be
really inconsistent.

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I mean, one minute, he's 10 feet tall.

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The next, his feet are as big as a lake.

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- Hey, hey, hey! Who's the hobo here?
- I'm just sayin'.

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Now Paul and Babe
were a mighty fine match.

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But the man had an itch
that an ox couldn't scratch.

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She's pretty.

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Oh. What a handsome man.

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Got ya!

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Don't worry. I won't smush you.

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- You're cute.
- Oh. Thank you.

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Hey, what are you doing?

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I just wanna spruce up for our date.

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Whoo-hoo!

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We've been together a long time now.

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- When are we gonna, you know...
- Soon.

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I just need a few more yoga classes.
Oh, look!

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A shooting star.

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Hey, that meteor's headed straight for us

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with the fire and the impact
and the 100% chance of pain!

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Pain in the glayvin!

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God has sent this fiery kill rock
to show us his love.

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No! We're gonna die! No, no, no!

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There's only one man who can save us.

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Oh, I get it.

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When I'm crushing and killing you,
you don't like me.

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But when I can save your life,
suddenly I'm Mr. Popular.

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Yeah. That's pretty much it.

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Whoo-hoo! I'm Mr. Popular!

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Come on. Right across the plate.

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Let's see what you got, huh?

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This one's for the little crippled boy...
that I crippled.

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You can do it, Paul!

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Gimme a kiss for luck.

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Ow! Hot!

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Oh, boy, that's...

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Oh, come on! Ow!

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And that's how Paul Bunyan
started the great Chicago fire.

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Boy, that story had everything.

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- A giant, house crushing, a meteor...
- Townspeople.

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Got any more tall tales?

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Well, I suppose I could
spin ya a few more yarns.

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But first, who wants to give
me a sponge bath? I'm filthy.

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All right. But your next story

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better be worth it.

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Get in there good.

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Yeah, that's it. Don't be shy.

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There you go.

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OK. Ready for another impression?

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This is Southside Jake
tearing into Tin Can Tilly.

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Oh, this'll be good!

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"Who put the beans
in my bindle?"

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"Oh, I am so tired
of you saying that

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I put beans in your bindle!

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It just makes me so...

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"Do you ever shut up?"

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"Kiss me, you fool!"

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Uh, could we hear another tall tale?

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In a sec.

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All righty.

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Here's a story just for you, little girl.

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It's the tale of Johnny...
No. Connie Appleseed.

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Back around 1840...

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the great pie known as America

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was still cooling on the windowsill

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and everybody headed west for a slice.

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Cleaning my gun with the safety off.

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Safety off, safety off.

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Cleaning my gun with the...

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Whoopsie.

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Dad, you just killed
a poor defenseless buffalo.

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A poor, delicious buffalo.

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He'll be dinner for the whole wagon train.

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- Why'd you kill another one?
- Dessert.

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Hey, I found a bullet.

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- Man, buffalo are easy to kill.
- People,

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if you don't stop this slaughter,
you'll wipe out the buffalo.

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Wipe out an entire species?
Why, that's impossible.

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Why is it we have ladders
that can put a man on the roof

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but we can't find a renewable

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source of food?

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Think, Connie. Think.

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- Connie.
- Wha...

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Connie.

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That tree! It seems to be
calling to me.

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Of course! Apples!

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No, Connie, over here!

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Help me!

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Mom, Dad, look what I found!

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Oh, boy! Buffalo testicles!

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No, Dad, they're apples.

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Yuck! Yuck!

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Well, that's it. I don't want anything
to do with this wagon train of death.

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Either switch to apples,
or go on without me.

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You'll be sorry!

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So Connie roamed the prairie alone,

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planting apples seeds all along the way.

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She even changed
her last name to "Appleseed."

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And her family
changed theirs to "Bufflekill."

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I haven't had buffalo in six hours. Marge,

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how about whipping up
some buffalo sausage,

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huevos buffaleros, and some fresh-squeezed
buffal-O.J.?

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The buffalo are gone.
I think you shot them all.

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Oh! Connie was right!

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We wiped out the entire species!

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What have I done? What have I done?

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Calm down, Pa. There's two left.

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What have I done? What have I done?

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With the buffalo gone,

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the starving settlers were driven
to cannibalism.

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You're the fattest, Bufflekill.

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OK, everybody, dig in!

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Stop! I've got apples!

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Delicious, nutritious apples.

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And there's enough for everyone.

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Sweet!

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It's like a hootenanny in my mouth!

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- We're saved!
- It's a miracle!

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- Hooray for Connie Bufflekill!
- What?

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So now we're not eating Homer?

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And thanks to that little girl...

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today you can find apples
in everything that's good.

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Apple wine, apple whiskey,

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apple schnapps, apple martinis...

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uh, Snapple with vodka in it...

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apple nail polish remover...

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Don't forget applesauce.

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Yeah. I suppose you could
grind some pills into it.

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Whoa, look out there, folks.

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- That's the mighty Mississippi.
- Big deal.

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Reminds me of a tall tale
about two scalawags

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rafting down the Big Muddy...

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Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn.

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That's not a tall tale.
It's a book by Mark Twain.

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Look, let's just do this thing.

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Whitewashing sucks, Tom.
It powerful sucks.

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Morning, friend.

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Want your turn at whitewashin'?
It's powerful fun.

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Why, you ain't
fooling me again, Tom Sawyer.

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If I may.

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Now get to work!

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I still got it.

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Now, Huckleberry Finn,
you get down from there.

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A body could break his neck.

219
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I ain't afeard of that.

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I'd just get a new neck, off'n a cat.

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Huck!

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Oh, Huck, you gave your bones
an awful rattling.

223
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Yeah. But I'm feeling better right now.

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Papa!

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Hold my daughter's hand, will ya?

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I was gonna let go by-and-by.

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Well, I guess there's no harm done

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as long as it was going to be by-and-by.

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But just to play it safe...

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We're gathered here today
to force this man.

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Huckleberry Finn, into holy matrimony.

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How romantic.

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This reminds me of our shotgun wedding.

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Grandpa, we've been married for years.

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When are you gonna put down that gun?

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Well, I reckon you're right.

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Hang it all!

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Do you, Huck, take Becky as your wife?

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00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,301
Whoa!

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00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:55,305
Hey, they done switched
the groom with a pig!

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- No wonder he was pooping so much.
- Ha-ha!

242
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Come on! Let's get those polecats!

243
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,157
Now, we'll never catch 'em!

244
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,579
I reckon we're safe now.
There's the state line.

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Uh-oh! Rapids!

246
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MAN Please do not exit the raft

247
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until it has come to a complete stop.

248
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:40,267
Mr. Silas, this young lady's
flashing her privates.

249
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Oh! Well, I'll dispose of this!

250
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All for Silas. All for Silas.

251
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I'm considerable hungry.
We got any food left?

252
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,493
Hmm. Looks like we're out of corn pone,

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fatback, hardtack, fat pone, "corntack."

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- Any "tackback"?
- "Tackback"?

255
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,957
- I mean "backtack."
- Plumb out.

256
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,547
One jug of whiskey, three plugs of tobacky

257
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,800
and some extra-strength opium.

258
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:15,969
- That will be two cents, boys.
- Two cents?

259
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:19,515
Hey, if you think my prices are high,
go across the street.

260
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,852
Thank you. Come again.

261
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,897
He put the lard pone
on top of the egg pone.

262
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,023
Dang!

263
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:31,610
Double dang!

264
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:35,989
Aw, donkey butter!

265
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,624
Oh, it's no use.

266
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,293
I got an idea.

267
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,509
Well, dog my cats. They's dis-apporated.

268
00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:58,971
Keep quiet, Huck.

269
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,348
They won't look up here if nothing draws
their attention.

270
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:04,852
Old man river.

271
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:09,148
That old man river.

272
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:14,069
He just keeps rolling...

273
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:21,243
Well, I see President Fillmore
is in the news again.

274
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,912
Glug, glug, glug.

275
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,499
What'll it be, boys?

276
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,877
- Just three X's for me.
- Give me five.

277
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,636
This ain't no five-X whiskey.
I can still see.

278
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,638
That barkeep's a no-good cheat!

279
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:42,931
Cheat?

280
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:52,024
Eh. All right. We've all got derringers.

281
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:55,569
Now let's just put 'em away.
Nobody here is a cheat.

282
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:56,695
Cheat?

283
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,363
Aw, geez.

284
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:05,495
Man, those derringer bullets are weak.

285
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,872
Powerful weak.

286
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:10,000
Light out, and stay lit out!

287
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,049
Aw, catfish.

288
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:21,595
Let us pray for the souls
of these dearly departed young men,

289
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:26,058
Huckleberry Finn and Thomas Sawyer.

290
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:33,190
Now for the traditional
lowering of the bodies into the coffins.

291
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:42,407
And that was Tom and Huck's
last adventure.

292
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:45,535
I liked that story, 'cause I was a judge.

293
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,246
Delaware!

294
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,373
Well, this is our stop.

295
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,792
Would you like to come
sightseeing with us?

296
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,919
We're going to visit the place
where J.C. Penney

297
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:55,796
sends their damaged merchandise.

298
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:59,508
No, thanks. I'm gonna keep on
ridin' the rails

299
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,468
swappin' stories for sponge baths.

300
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,100
I believe I told three stories.

301
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:13,063
Oh! I'll meet you in Wilmington.

302
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,651
Close the door.

303
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:23,365
Raise your arm. OK, the other one.

304
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:26,576
You know, I do, uh,
400 sit-ups a day.

305
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,453
Oh, it shows.
I was gonna say something...

306
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,580
but I thought it might sound,
you know, weird.

307
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:31,665
Oh, not at all.

308
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:34,668
I like when people
say nice things about my body.

309
00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:36,962
And it's important
to feel good about yourself.

310
00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:39,172
OK, spread your toes.

311
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,676
You know how much glass is in here?

312
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,513
Oh, boy! Buffalo testicles!

313
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