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The Simpsons.

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- Whee!
- Whoo-hoo!

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- Ya-haa!
- Yee... Oh! D'oh!

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Son of a diddly!

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Breakfast!

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Breakfast?

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Aww... cereal?

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You know I like my breakfast fried
or chicken-fried.

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It's a healthy cereal
from Europe, Meus-lix.

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They also make Juice-lix.

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That's Milhouse.

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And it sounds like he has big news!

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Yech!

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I'll get us out of this. Say, Dad.

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Wanna go see my project
for the school science fair?

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No, Lisa.

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But I sure don't wanna
eat this crappy breakfast.

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Meet Linguo, the grammar robot.
I built him all by myself.

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If you misuse language,
he'll correct you.

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Well, let's put him
to the test.

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Me love beer.

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I love beer.

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- Oh, he loves beer. Here, little fella.
- Dad, no!

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Error.

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I'm sorry. I thought he was a party robot.

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Oh! This is why
I can't have nice things.

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Every time I design a robot,
somebody comes along and...

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- Ooh! Can I have a brownie?
- They're for after dinner.

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- Ooh! Can I have dinner?
- You can't have a brownie, period.

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- Homer wants a brownie. I'm gonna get one.
- No.

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- Coming in from the left.
- Stop it.

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- Or is it the right?
- Homer!

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Look out for the reach-around!

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Hup, hup, ah, oh!

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He shoots, he sc... My thumb!

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- Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
- I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!

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Sorry doesn't
put thumbs on the hand, Marge!

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Well, calm down. If we hurry,
they can reattach your thumb.

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Reattach a thumb? This isn't Gattaca!

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We've just gotta get your thumb to the...

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Where did it go?

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OK, boy. Drop the thumb.

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Nobody's gonna tackle you.

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D'oh! Come back with my thumb!

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9-1-1. This better be good.

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I cut off my husband's thumb.

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Attempted murder?

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You'll burn for this...
Burn in jail!

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- It was an accident!
- Yeah, yeah. Save it for Dateline Tuesday.

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Uh, what's your address
so I can come arrest you?

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Arrest me? Um, my address...

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it's, um, 123 Fake Street.

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"123 Fake Street." Got it.

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Come on! Come on, boy.

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Oh, please give it back!

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You want people food?
I can get you people food.

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I have nothing he wants!

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And Harry Potter
and all his wizard friends...

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went straight to hell
for practicing witchcraft.

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Yay!

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What the diddlio?

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Give me back my thumb!

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We've gotta get to the hospital, Homer!

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OK. If the doctor asks
why you cut it off,

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you caught me in bed
with four beautiful women.

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Let's just say that Bart did it.

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Oh, doodlebugs.

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My Ferrari!
I had to do awful things to pay for her.

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Homer, help!

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Marge! Over here!

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I'm sorry, Homer. Your H.M.O.
doesn't cover this type of injury.

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But I have finger insurance!

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- A thumb is not a finger.
- Isn't there anything you can do?

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Well, I could cut off the other thumb
for a sense of symmetry.

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Symmetry, eh?

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Hibbert's really losing it.
We're going to Dr. Nick's.

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We need more ice.
My thumb is fading fast!

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Quick!
Moe, Marge cut off my thumb!

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No problem. Just stick
the old eye-gouger in the pickle brine.

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That'll keep your thumb
fresh and delicious.

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Thanks, Moe.

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Hey, ah, hey, ain't you
going to have a beer?

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Well, I really shouldn't, what with
my massive blood loss and all.

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Although I do like
the occasional beer.

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Did you ever see
that Blue Man Group?

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Total rip-off of the Smurfs.

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And the Smurfs... They suck!

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Uh-oh. I smell gangrene.

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- We gotta wake him up.
- A little coffee'll do the trick.

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What?

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Ooh! I gotta get to Dr. Nick's!

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Where's Marge?
Oh, that is so rude.

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Oh! I know. I'll hitchhike!

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Oh, why isn't this working?

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- Hey, thanks for stopping.
- T'ain't nothin'.

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You and me share
a common infirmity.

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If anyone ever tells you
a hog won't eat a finger, they's lyin'.

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Oh, crap! It's on fire!

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Inflammable means flammable?
What a country!

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Can you drive me to
Shelbyville Hospital?

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I reckon so.

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Hey! Somebody done
"stoleded" my wheels!

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Thanks a lot.
Now I gotta walk to Shelbyville.

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It's too late.

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Well, old friend, we always knew
this day would come.

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Say good-bye to your brother.

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What the hell!

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Linguo... dead?

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Linguo...

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is...

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dead.

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Son of a diddly!

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Breakfast!

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That's Milhouse.

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And it sounds like he has big news!

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Yech!

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I'll get us out of this.
Say, Dad.

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Wanna go see my project
for the school science fair?

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No, Lisa.

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But I sure don't wanna eat
this crappy breakfast.

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- Here, little fella.
- Dad, no!

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Error.

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I'm sorry. I thought he was a party robot.

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Oh! This is why
I can't have nice things!

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Every time I design a robot,
somebody comes along and...

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Hang on, Linguo.
You'll be up and conjugating in no time.

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My thumb!

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Quiet, please.
Some of us are trying to weld.

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Almost done. Just lay still.

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- Lie still.
- I knew that. Just testing.

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Sentence fragment.

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"Sentence fragment"
is also a sentence fragment.

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Must conserve battery power.

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Just come on.

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Uh-oh! The bus!

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Hey, stop! Wait!

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Oh! Any day
but science project day!

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Kiss first place good-bye,
Lisa!

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Oh, no!

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Somebody took my bike!

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Mom, I need a ride to school!

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We gotta get to the hospital, Homer!

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Idiot!
You almost ran over a viewer!

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And she's in our key demo!
Sorry about that, kid. Need a ride?

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- Can you take me to school, Krusty?
- Hop in.

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Hey, moron.
Springfield Elementary, and step on it.

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Hey, Teeny, you know where
123 Fake Street is?

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Ah, it's OK.
Hey, we got the same hat.

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Thanks, Mr. Teeny.

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- Wha...
- La grenouille

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mange le pamplemousse.

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La grenouille
mange le pamplemousse.

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This isn't Miss Hoover's class.

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I do not know this Mademoiselle "'oovair"
of which you speak.

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What's happening? Where am I?

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Sacre bleu!
What a foolish question!

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You are at West Springfield
Elementary School.

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West Springfield?

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I'm at the wrong school!

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En Français.

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Sorry.

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I was rushing because
I'm in the wrong school.

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Can you believe that?

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It's understandable.

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All the schools in this area
were built from identical plans.

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I guess they didn't have
enough money to hire I.M. Pei.

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Oh. You know about I.M. Pei?

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I.M. impressed.

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- My name's Thelonious.
- As in Monk?

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Yes. The esoteric appeal
is worth the beatings.

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- What do your friends call you?
- I don't really have any friends.

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Just like me!

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Oh, my God!

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It's 11:15!
We've been spinning for hours.

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I've got to get to my school
and hand in Linguo.

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Oh, but I don't want
to leave you.

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You must. You can't sacrifice
grades for romance.

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- That's not the girl I fell for.
- Will I ever see you again?

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Of course you will... at the magnet
high school. Now, go.

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Hmm. It's noon.

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That's about when Dad
gets the brew shakes.

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My dad's not here?
I need a ride to school!

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Yeah, yeah. We all got problems.

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Chief Wiggum, can you drive me to school?
It's an emergency!

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Ah, no can do, doll face.
I got an informant wearing a wire.

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Just like on Nash Bridges.

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We're trying to get the goods
on some smugglers.

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Why, I'd be delighted
to sell you some illegally smuggled goods.

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- That sounds like Fat Tony.
- Only one way to be sure.

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Fat Tony, is that you? Fat Tony?

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Hey, where's that voice
coming from?

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- This guy's wearing a wire!
- Take him out!

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My bad. I can't work
my answering machine either.

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Now I need a new informant.

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Say, Lisa, people trust you.
How would you like to be a snitch?

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The pay stinks, but...

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Quick! Moe, Marge cut off my thumb!

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Lisa!

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Mom, where'd you get that car?

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I stole it from McBain after I cut off
your father's thumb.

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Can you take me to school, please?

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Not right now.
Your father's in there, and...

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Did you ever
see that Blue Man Group?

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Oh, he's on the Blue Man Group again.

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Come on. We've got lots of time.

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00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,351
Oh, no!

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00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:17,815
We're out of gas. I couldn't figure out
this stupid Italian gas gauge.

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00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,900
Oh, I've gotta get to school!

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00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,573
Hmm. Let's hitch a ride with that hick.

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Abracathumbra!

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Dang! You could be
one of them TV magic queers.

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Shoo!

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Mom, I have to get to school!
It's 10 to 3:00!

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Well, I've already borrowed one car.
Let's go!

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Somebody done stoleded my wheels.

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Thanks a lot!
Now I gotta walk to Shelbyville.

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00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:08,991
There's the school!

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First place, here I come.

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Look out!

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Bart!

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Son of a diddly!

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Hey, hey! Hey, hey! Hey, hey!

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Lazy, huh? Get him, boys!

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Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

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OK, OK!

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Breakfast!

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That's Milhouse.

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00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:59,500
And it sounds like he has big news!

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- I found something awesome in the woods!
- Is it a dead body?

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It's cooler than a million dead bodies!

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You take my sister's bike.

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Let's see. Front door. Back door.

233
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Skinner's. Flanders'. Your house.

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00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,394
Ah! Lisa's bike.

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- What's it like riding a girl's bike?
- It's disturbingly comfortable.

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Whoa! How'd you find it?

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- This is where I come to cry.
- Cool.

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Wow! Sacks!

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Burlap sacks!

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It gets better. They're full of fireworks!

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Bottle rockets, Frog-Launchers,
Weeping Mommas...

242
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,387
Tijuana Toilet Crackers!

243
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Three, two, one. Gnomes, blow up.

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00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,987
We're not ready!

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00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:20,497
So what are we doing,
a lengthening or a widening?

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Yargh, uh... let's make it both.

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- Yargh!
- Don't worry. It's inflammable.

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Let's keep this our little secret.

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Oh, we gotta hide!

250
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We'll be safe in here.

251
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,023
Here we are. 123 Fake Street.

252
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The home of Knifey Wifey.

253
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Hey, Chief, can I hold my gun sideways?
It looks so cool.

254
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,322
Ah, sure.

255
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,324
Whatever you want, birthday boy.

256
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,620
OK, drop the knife, Stabatha! I...

257
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,456
Great grilled-cheese ghost!

258
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:05,042
We've uncovered a hard-core cracker house.

259
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,877
There's enough Chinese sky candy here...

260
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,588
to put you boys away for a long time.

261
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:13,634
I can't go to juvie.
They use guys like me as currency!

262
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:16,053
Yeah. They'll pass you around like...

263
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,514
Well, like currency, like you said.

264
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,474
Maybe we can make you boys a deal.

265
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,813
Your mission is to find
the fireworks smugglers

266
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:29,066
and get them to say
something incriminating on this tape.

267
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,276
Hootie and the Blowfish?

268
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,445
Yeah. It's cheaper than blank tape.

269
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,032
Great idea to smuggle fireworks, boss.

270
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,409
Yeah, I was gettin' sick
of running those unions.

271
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So much paperwork.

272
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Knock-knock. Excuse me.

273
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My friend and I were interested
in purchasing quality fireworks.

274
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Yes, we are.

275
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:53,257
Why, I'd be delighted to sell you
some illegally smuggled goods.

276
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,468
Fat Tony, is that you?
Fat Tony?

277
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,763
- Hey, where's that voice coming from?
- This guy's wearing a wire!

278
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Take him out!

279
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:05,394
Whoa!

280
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,106
My bad.

281
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,028
Hey, there they are!

282
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,991
Gentlemen, remove your guns
from your holsters.

283
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,951
- Shoulder or ankle?
- Surprise me.

284
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,876
Milhouse, quick!

285
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,964
Look out!

286
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,257
Bart!

287
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:42,389
- Ow! Mom!
- Hurry up, Bart!

288
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,783
You ain't goin' nowhere!

289
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,036
You leave those boys alone!

290
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,293
Hey, they's throwin' robots!

291
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,171
They are throwing robots.

292
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:17,007
He's disrespecting us. Shut up-a you face!

293
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,509
Shut up your face.

294
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,387
- What's the matter you?
- You ain't so big.

295
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,514
Me and him are gonna
whack you in the labonza!

296
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:28,727
Um-uh... mm... Bad grammar overload!

297
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,313
Error! Error!

298
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,942
What the hell!

299
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,321
Linguo... dead?

300
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,579
It's all right, boys.

301
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,748
Oh, thank goodness everyone's OK.

302
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:52,876
Except your thumb,
and Lisa's science project.

303
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,004
I couldn't help but notice
your respective predicaments.

304
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,591
Perhaps I may offer a bipartite solution.

305
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,598
There you go. Enjoy your thumb.

306
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,433
As the circulation returns,

307
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:12,354
the subject prepares
for a long and painful recovery.

308
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,526
It's lucky for me that Legs
was an experienced Mob doctor.

309
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:22,364
He once pulled a slug out of my arm
and inserted it into a stoolie's brain.

310
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,533
That's a first place
science project, Lisa.

311
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:31,623
Boy, this sure was one crazy day.

312
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,043
Right, Mr. Teeny?

313
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:29,139
En Francais.

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