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The Simpsons.

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Milhouse, do
you ever think

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about the people
in those cars?

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I try not to.

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It makes it harder
to spit on them.

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Sometimes I wonder about
all the people in this town.

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Do you think
anything interesting

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ever happens to them?

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I mean,
there must be

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thousands of great
stories out there.

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What do you think, Milhouse?

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Milhouse?

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Oh, sorry, I saw
a convertible.

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- You were saying?
- Forget it.

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Come on, it's 11:00.

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I need some sugar.

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I wish you'd come
to my party, Apu.

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You could use
some merriment.

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Listen, serving the customer
is merriment enough for me.

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Thank you. Come again.

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You see? Most enjoyable.

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Oh, I guarantee a wingding
of titanic proportions.

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You will be there
or kindly be square.

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Well, I don't like
to leave the store, but...

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for the next five minutes
I'm going to party

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like it's on sale for 19.99.

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Quick, quick,
no time to cook them.

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They will plump in my stomach.

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Whoo! Hello, beautiful.
No ring I see.

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So you are only arranged
to be married.

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Oh, I love this song.
Let us boogie.

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I am a freak-a-zoid.

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Come on and wind me up

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Whoo, I am hot.
Let us get out of here.

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Don't worry.

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Ill tell everybody
you were untouchable.

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Whoo! Woo-hoo.

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Oh, Sanjay, never have
I partied so hearty.

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- Same time next year, ya?
- Yes!

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Made it. And with
one minute to spare.

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You took four minutes
of my life and I want them back.

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Oh, I'd only
waste them anyway.

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Swing Serenade is brought
to you by Gorman's Ear Guards.

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Guard your ears...

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with Gorman's.

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Mom, Dad threw his beer can
at the Miracle-Gro guy on TV.

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Can I recycle it?

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Why not.

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Waa!

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There's gum in my hair!

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Mom, someone threw
gum in my hair!

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Are you sure?

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Maybe it's just shampoo.

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That washes right out.

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No, it's somebody's gross gum!

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Get it out!

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It's pulling out my hair!

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Wait... if I remember
my Heloise,

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the trick to getting out
gum is peanut butter.

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There.

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Now that gum should
lift right out.

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Maybe it needs
a little mayonnaise

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to get going.

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Okay, you go sit in the sun
and let it melt in.

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Why me?

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Yuck. I smell like a sandwich.

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Smithers, what's the meaning
of this slacking off?

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There's a bee
in my eye, Sir.

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And?

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I'm allergic
to bee-stings.

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They cause me
to, uh... die.

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But we're running out
of forward momentum.

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Uh, perhaps you
could pedal

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for just a little
while, Sir?

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Quite impossible.

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I can try to bat him off
if you like.

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Really, that's ok...

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Holy cats, man,
we're starting to wobble.

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Get me to a hospital.

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You have... to... pedal.

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Oh, Tuttle's Sunday trousers.

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Fear not, I'll get you
to a hospital

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the only way I know how.

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Smithers,
you infernal ninny!

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Stick your left hoof
on that flange now!

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Now, if you can get it through
your bug-addled brain

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jam that second mephitic
clod-hopper of yours

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on the right doodad!

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Now pump those scrawny
chicken legs,

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you stuporous funker!

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One more jostle,
you wretched shirkaday.

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Help me.

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Holy smokes!

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You need booze.

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Hi, everybody.

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Hi, Dr. Nick.

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Dr. Nick,
this malpractice committee

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has received a few complaints
against you.

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Of the 160 gravest charges,
the most troubling are

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performing major operations

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with a knife and fork
from a seafood restaurant...

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But I cleaned them
with my napkin.

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Misuse of the cadavers...

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I get here earlier when I drive
in the car-pool lane.

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There's a crazy man
with a scalpel in E.R.!

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He's demanding to see a quack.

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Hi, everybody.

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Now tell Dr. Nick
where is the trouble.

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I'm edgy!
I got ants in my pants!

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I'm discombobulated!

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Give me a calmative!

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Slow down, sir.

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You're going to give
yourself skin failure.

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Okay, now the symptoms
you describe

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point to "bonus eruptus."

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It's a terrible
disorder

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where the skeleton

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tries to leap out
the mouth

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and escape the body.

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Now you're talking.

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Our one chance is
trans-dental electromicide.

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I'll need a golf-cart motor with
1,000 volt capacimator, stat.

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Doctor, I can't in good
conscience...

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Now there's no time, man.

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We'll have to improvise.

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Keep doing that
every five seconds.

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Dr. Nick, we owe
you an apology.

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Consider the
charges dropped.

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All right!

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Free nose jobs
for everybody.

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Yi! You first.

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Give me a Van Heflin.

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Say, Barn...

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uh, remember when I said

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I'd have to send away to NASA
to calculate your bar tab?

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Oh, yeah.

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We all had
a good laugh, Moe.

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The results
came back today.

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You owe me $70 billion.

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No, wait, wait wait,

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that's for
the Voyager spacecraft.

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Um, your tab's $14 billion.

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Well, alls I got is
2,000 bucks.

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Well, that's
halfway there.

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Freeze, dude.

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Move a muscle and I'll
blow this wino's head off.

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I'm behind three inches
of bullet-proof glass.

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Do your worst.

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All right.

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No, stay out of there.
Stay out of there!

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Oh, good God, no!

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Oh, good-bye
student loan payments.

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Come back here, you stinking...

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Hey, I wonder
how much air is in here.

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Well, Seymour, I made it,
despite your directions.

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Ah, Superintendent
Chalmers, welcome.

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I hope you're prepared for
an unforgettable luncheon.

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Yeah.

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Oh, ye Gods!

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My roast is ruined.

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But what if...

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I were to purchase fast food

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and disguise it
as my own cooking?

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Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

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Skinner, with his
crazy explanations.

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The superintendent's
gonna need his medication.

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When he hears Skinner's
lame exaggerations.

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There'll be trouble
in town tonight.

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Seymour!

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Superintendent!
I was just...

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uh, stretching my calves
on the windowsill.

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Isometric exercise...
Care to join me?

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Why is there smoke coming out
of your oven, Seymour?

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Uh... oh! That isn't smoke.

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It's steam.

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Steam from the steamed clams
we're having.

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Mmm, steamed clams.

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Whoo.

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Superintendent,
I hope you're ready

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for mouth-watering
hamburgers.

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I thought we were having
steamed clams.

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Oh, no, I said
"steamed hams."

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That's what I
call hamburgers.

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You call hamburgers
"steamed hams"?

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Yes, it's a regional dialect.

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Uh-huh. What region?

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Uh... upstate New York.

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Really? Well, I'm from Utica,

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and I've never heard anyone use
the phrase "steamed hams."

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Oh, not in Utica, no,
it's an Albany expression.

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I see.

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You know, these hamburgers
are quite similar

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to the ones they have
at Krusty Burger.

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Oh, no.

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Patented Skinner burgers,
old family recipe.

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- For steamed hams.
- Yes.

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Yes, and you call them
steamed hams

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despite the fact they are
obviously grilled.

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Y-You know th...

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One thing I sh...

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Excuse me for one second.

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Of course.

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Ah, well,
that was wonderful.

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Good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.

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Yes, I should be...

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Good Lord! What is
happening in there?

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Aurora borealis.

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Aurora borealis?!

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At this time of year,
at this time of day,

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in this part of the country,

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localized entirely
within your kitchen?

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- Yes.
- May I see it?

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No.

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Seymour, the house is on fire!

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No, Mother, it's just
the Northern Lights.

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Well, Seymour,
you are an odd fellow,

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but I must say,
you steam a good ham.

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Help! Help!

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"Helms calls for donut tax."

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There! Done and done.

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Why did I have to stop
at the railroad tracks?

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Better get some change.

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It's okay. It's okay.
I'm back.

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See? Daddy's here.

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Come on, Maggie.

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Maybe if you just
squeeze a little...

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That's it. That's it. I...

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Okay, okay, think, Homer.

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The dog!

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Okay, go, boy.

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Go find help.

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Go find help, boy.

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D'oh, bad dog.

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Bad dog!

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Don't worry, Maggie.

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I'll think of something.

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Where's that lil' baby?

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You know,
I went to the McDonald's

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in, uh, Shelbyville
on Friday night.

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The Mc-what?

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Uh, McDonald's restaurant.

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I never heard
of it either

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but, uh, they have over
2,000 locations

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in this state alone.

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Must have sprung up
overnight.

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You know the funniest thing,
though?

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It's the little differences.

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- Example.
- Well, at McDonald's,

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you can buy a Krusty Burger
with cheese, right?

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But they don't call it
a Krusty Burger with cheese.

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Get out! What do they call it?

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A Quarter Pounder with cheese.

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Quarter Pounder with cheese?

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Well, I can picture the cheese,
but, uh, do they have.

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Krusty partially gelatinated,
nondairy, gum-based beverages?

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Mm-hmm. They
call them shakes.

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Huh, shakes.

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You don't know
what you're getting.

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Well, I know what I'm getting...
Some donuts.

260
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:03,699
Uh, help me out
of the booth, boys.

261
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,425
Ay, que dia miserable
a trabajo.

262
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:26,764
Primero, el attaque
del woodpeckero loco.

263
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,561
Luego, un disastro
de electricidad.

264
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,067
Y finalmente

265
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,945
una catastrofia
con una pelota de beisbol.

266
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:50,037
Tiempo para relaxar
en paz y quieto.

267
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,249
Ay! Naranjas en la cabeza!

268
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,674
Ay, una candelabra
precariosa!

269
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,642
Mira que cosa tan terrible

270
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,561
no puedo entender
algo como esto

271
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,480
como puedo vivir con
alguien tan irresponsible.

272
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,357
No, no, no, no!

273
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:21,944
¿Donde esta mi tequila?

274
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,496
Donuts

275
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,290
I got donuts, I g...

276
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,457
Hey, I know you!

277
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,341
Hey, hey, wait up!

278
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,051
We got to swap
insurance info.

279
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:49,889
Hey!

280
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,932
Hey!
Hey!

281
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,767
- Whoa, whoa, whoa...
- Huh, huh, huh...

282
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,036
- Whoa, whoa, whoa...
- Huh, huh, huh...

283
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,395
Whoa... uh!

284
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,731
Hold it right there.

285
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:02,359
Looks like the spider caught
himself a couple of flies.

286
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,327
Come on, boy.

287
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,954
This is the spot right here.

288
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,289
That's a good boy.

289
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:16,665
Good boy.

290
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,126
Do your dirty, sinful business.

291
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,086
Well, howdy,
Reverend Lovejoy.

292
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,088
Nice to see you there...

293
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,506
on my lawn with...

294
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,175
your dog.

295
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,177
Oh, uh, ooh... bad dog.

296
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,387
Look at that.
Right on Ned's lawn.

297
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,473
Now, how could you
do such a thing?

298
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:33,682
Good boy. Don't stop now.

299
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,226
Bad dog!
I condemn you to hell.

300
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,603
Better get
the ol' snow shovel

301
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,563
back from Homer, huh?

302
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:40,648
Good boy.

303
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,524
Don't stop the music.

304
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,236
Marge Simpson,

305
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,881
still making juice
the old-fashioned way?

306
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,240
No, I've got gum in my hair.

307
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,992
Oh, we've tried everything...

308
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,745
Olive oil, lemon juice,
tartar sauce, chocolate syrup,

309
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:57,456
gravy, bacon fat,
hummus and baba ganoush.

310
00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:00,000
My scalp hurts
from horsefly bites.

311
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,794
Why don't you freeze it
with an ice cube,

312
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:02,920
and hit it with a hammer?

313
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,022
Works for me when I get
bubbly-gum

314
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,046
in the ol' push broom.

315
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,256
That sounds okay.

316
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,219
Stop! Stop!

317
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,239
I seem to have
mashed more hair into it.

318
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,099
Oh, well.

319
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,809
Ice cubes
are useless, man.

320
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,936
Chewing gum's got
to be chewed out.

321
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,771
Does the whole town
have to hear about this?

322
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:24,358
Gar, have ye tried
a Baltic squid?

323
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:27,653
They can suck the bolts
out of a submarine's hull.

324
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,279
All right.

325
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,199
Fangoria will give me
25 bucks for this shot.

326
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,868
I can give you the name
of a good gum-and-hair man.

327
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,871
I have a word of advice:

328
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,249
Don't try to dig gum out
with a bone.

329
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,167
It just makes things worse.

330
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,003
Leave it in as evidence.

331
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,421
Bazooka Joe's got deep pockets.

332
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,381
Perhaps I can help.

333
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:49,717
My papa is foreman
of the Dusseldorf gum-works.

334
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,655
Hey, what's going on
on this side?

335
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,490
Hey, Brandine,

336
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,160
you might could wear these
to your job interview.

337
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,662
And scuff up the topless
dancing runway?

338
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,706
Naw. You best
bring them back

339
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:21,874
where from
you got them.

340
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:22,958
Okay.

341
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,793
Back you go...

342
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,881
To waits for a woman
of less discriminating tastes.

343
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,188
Hey, you know what?

344
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:47,316
I could call my ma
while I'm up here.

345
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,650
Hey, Ma!

346
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,694
Get off the dang roof!

347
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,616
Yes, and one with extra cheese.

348
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,326
Thank you.

349
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,660
Can I use your bathroom?

350
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,037
No, you may not.

351
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,556
The bathroom is for
paying customers only.

352
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,582
If you purchase an item,
you may use the bathroom.

353
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,125
Uh... okay.

354
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,669
Um... how about that?

355
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,089
That is a rare photo
of Sean Connery

356
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,423
signed by Roger Moore.

357
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,549
It is worth $150.

358
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,760
Oh... what can I get
for 75 cents?

359
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:18,222
You may purchase this charming
Hamburglar adventure.

360
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,808
A child has already solved the
jumble using crayons.

361
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:21,934
The answer is "fries."

362
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,394
Milhouse,
What's going on?

363
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,789
You said you just needed
to use the bathroom.

364
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:26,915
Now I find you
buying comics!

365
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,857
Our transaction
is completed.

366
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,109
You may take the boy.

367
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,568
Wait!

368
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:42,329
As soon as Zed gets here,
the party will begin.

369
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,250
There he is now.

370
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:48,961
Who are you?

371
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,796
Uh, can my son use
your bathroom?

372
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,214
You got to say "yes"!

373
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,466
Okay, but be quick.

374
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,801
It's in back.

375
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:05,602
Uh... so, uh... n-nice store.

376
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,606
Uh, you know,
when I was a kid,

377
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,025
this used to be a pet store.

378
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,778
Yeah, right over there
against that wall

379
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,030
there was the cutest little...

380
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,949
Get in the corner.

381
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,538
Hey, Dad, can we
get this, please?

382
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,248
Oh, my gosh!

383
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,875
Sorry, mister.

384
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,427
Want me to cut
off the gum

385
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,636
or just style it?

386
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,388
Cut if off, but be careful.

387
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,015
Don't worry, sweetheart.

388
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,976
I know how important hair is
to a little girl.

389
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,397
You keep squirming

390
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,941
there's going to be
a little bald girl

391
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,234
with no lollipop.

392
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,403
I love it!

393
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,739
I finally look like
a real person.

394
00:19:58,822 --> 00:19:59,822
Thanks!

395
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,343
Crud.

396
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,392
He's down there.

397
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,936
Crud!

398
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:33,106
Do you find something comical
about my appearance

399
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,359
when I'm driving
my automobile?

400
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,069
Yeah.

401
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:40,781
Everyone needs to drive
a vehicle, even the very tall.

402
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:44,326
This was the largest auto
that I could afford.

403
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,412
Should I, therefore,
be made the subject of fun?

404
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,997
I guess so.

405
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,042
Would you like it

406
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,253
if I laughed
at your misfortune?

407
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:57,631
Maybe we should find out.

408
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,009
Now... march!

409
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,598
Hey, everybody,
look at this!

410
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,559
It's that boy
who laughs at everyone.

411
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,520
Let's laugh at him.

412
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:17,109
Wave to the people!

413
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,860
Blow them kisses!

414
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:33,000
Well, Milhouse,
I guess interesting stuff

415
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,460
does happen to people
in Springfield.

416
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:39,506
Yep. Everybody in town's
got their story to tell.

417
00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,800
There's just
not enough time

418
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:42,968
to hear them all.

419
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,888
Oh, sorry I'm late.

420
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,515
There was trouble at the lab...

421
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,159
With the running,
the exploding and the crying.

422
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,978
One of the monkeys
stole the glasses off my head!

423
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,521
No, wait. Please, no!

424
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:57,024
Please, I have a funny story...
If you listen.

425
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,442
I even wrote theme music.

426
00:21:58,525 --> 00:21:59,693
Yeah, listen...

427
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,611
Hey, hey.

428
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,530
Professor Frink,
Professor Frink.

429
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,449
He'll make you laugh,
he'll make you think.

430
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:08,452
He likes to run, and then
the thing with the...

431
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,495
Person...

432
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:14,124
Ah, boy, that monkey
is going to pay.

433
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:49,368
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