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The Simpsons

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D'oh!

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A-ha! A free baseball!

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A shiny new dime!

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A shinier new dime!

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Excuse me.
My refrigeration
unit is broken.

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Could you possibly eat
some free ice cream?

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What flavor?
Why, super chocolate,
of course. Oh, yes!

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This day just keeps
getting better and better.

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And here's a new
four-legged friend
for me.

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Hiya, boy.
Haven't seen you
around here before.

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Mom! A dog ate
my clothes!

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Nice try,
but we're still
going to Riverdance.

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D'oh!

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You know that new
baby brother Ralph's
been bragging about?

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It's just a pinecone.

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Let's go where
it's quiet.

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Help!

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Isn't that
your brother?

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I said, let's go.

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Eh, I'm sick of
this Tarzan movie.

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Dad, it's a documentary
on the homeless.

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Oh, right.

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A crazy dog's
trying to kill me!

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Really? Ooh!
This I gotta see.

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Oh, he just wants
to make friends.

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Ooh! Who's a good dog?
What a goody doggie!

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He just a googie...

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So, Bart, when does
the killing start?

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Look, Bart,
sometimes dogs or people
hate you for no reason.

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Bart's a goner.

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Anyone want to be
my new best friend?

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I will!

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Great! Finally,
I'll be the dominant one.

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Be quiet.

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Yes, sir.

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Ha-ha! Bart's
family is poor!

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Hurry up,
Bart, or you'll be late
to be killed by the dog!

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What?

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I said you'll be
late for school!

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Eat my short stories!

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Phew! Safe at last!
Now, I'll just turn around
and confirm that safety.

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Hey, wait a minute.
These animals are stuffed.

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Except that one.

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Don't worry about
these critters. They're
just props from my movies.

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This one's from
Gunfight at the Museum
of Natural History.

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You were in movies?

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Hold onto your hat, son.
You're talking to Buck McCoy.

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Who?

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Yeah, that's right.
Buck McCoy.

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The most famous movie
cowboy in the world.

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No kidding. Anyway,
I climbed over your gate.
A dog was after me.

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I'll show you a trick
that you can use on dogs.

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Also worked on
David O. Selznick.

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Who?

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Yeah, that's right.
The David O. Selznick.

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Whoa! Keep him
away from me!

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Trust me, son.
You'll be fine.

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Now, lean down
and put your arms
across his neck.

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Whoa! It worked!

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Where did you learn that?

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Ah, you pick things up.

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Do you know how to
catch a wild boar
with a teaspoon?

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No!

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Well, what do you
kids do all day?

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Well, right now
I'm supposed to
be in school.

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School? Huh! Why bother?
I quit after fourth grade,

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and I ain't not no un-dummy.

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It's
like you're living
in a steakhouse!

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Well, thank you.
Most people just
mutter that.

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Is that horse vacuuming?

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If you can
call it that.

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He soils as much
as he cleans.

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Frank the Wonder Horse
was in 24 of my pictures.

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And directed one.
And he got
the "film by" credit.

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5:00? I better
get home for dinner.

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Well, come back
anytime, pardner.

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To the laundry room!

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Here we are.

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Hi, honey.
Where's that vicious dog?
I made him a biscuit.

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Oh, he's not
bothering me anymore.
Buck McCoy helped me.

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Buck McCoy?
He was the greatest
of them all!

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He was bigger than opium!

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I met one of my heroes today.

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She started the first...

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Buck McCoy!
I still carry this.

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Junior Buckaroo, 2nd Class.
Little Grampa Simpson.

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Cool!

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After that I starred in
Wyatt Earp Meets The Mummy.

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Then Six Brides
For Seven Brothers.

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They were pictures
that the whole family
could enjoy.

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No drugs,
no nudity, no cussing.

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Just drinking, fighting
and tripping horses
with wires.

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What's this lunchbox made of?

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Well, back in my day,
we had a thing called metal.

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Everything was made of it.
Lunchboxes, cars, you name it.

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Me-tal.

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Hey, can you still
do cowboy tricks?

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Well, here's one I did
in The Wild Lunch.

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Everything tastes better
when it's lassoed!

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Would you lasso
me a banana?

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Now how the hell
would I do that?

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I guess you're not
going to have an
adventure this week.

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Huh. Just you wait.

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Hey, boy, where'd
you get that hat?

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Buck gave it to me.

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He's just about
the greatest guy
who ever lived.

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I want to grow up
to be just like him.

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No kidding? Hey,
speaking of achievers,

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they're thinking of
spraying your old man's
workspace for ticks.

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That's great, champ.
I know you've
been wanting that.

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Well, got to mosey,
Homer. Ma'am.

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Bart sure is fond of
that cow gentleman.

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It's just not fair.
This Buck fellow's
had all the advantages.

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Horse-riding lessons,
the finest makeup,
delicious studio food.

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Oh, Homie, you'll always
be my western hero.

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Swell.

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I can't wait
till I get good.

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Buck's here!

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Dad, why are you
wearing that?

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Because I want
to be your hero.

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On top of which,
I don't look bald.

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Thanks for coming, Mr. McCoy.
We cooked your favorites.

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Rattlesnake meat,
varmint kabobs
and refried whiskey.

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I like the sound
of that last one.

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Don't listen to them,
Buck! It's an ambush!

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They're trying to
jump your claim!

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Take him outside.

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I love you, Buck!

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Gee, Buck,
your old films are
as violent as today's!

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One of the wheels
broke off my chair today,

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but I didn't make
a movie about it.

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In the '50s,
I did a TV show.

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It only lasted a year,
but we did 360 episodes,

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all of them great.
I did the commercials myself.

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Remember kids,
Drunken Cowboy brand
whiskey is smooth as milk!

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I'm not sure I approve
of selling whiskey
to children.

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Well, that ad was aimed
at children who were
already heavy drinkers.

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Oh!

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Tonight's
episode... "Excuse Me
While I Kill The Sky."

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Why are you driving a car?

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Yeah, in the '70s,
Westerns were out
and detective shows were in.

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It seems like all I did
was shoot hippies.

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They wrote me out of the show
and it became Room 222.

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So that's how you
ended your career?

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Yeah, well,
what can you do?

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The Western went the way
of the evening newspaper
and polio.

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Well, I think Westerns
are due for a comeback.

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Yeah! We can have showdowns
at the schoolyard
and use nerds as Indians.

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Bart, you look so cool.

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I was thinking this
could be a new fad.

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What about
Hawaiian shirts?

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Hey, you're not fun,
you're fat!

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Now, listen up.
When I come back tomorrow,
you better have cowboy suits,

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and they better be adorable.

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This is Kent Brockman here
at Springfield Elementary,

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where a new Western craze
is sweeping the campus.

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I'm Annie Oakley!

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I'm Kevin Costner
in one of his Western roles!

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I'm a gulch!

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So I guess you could say

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this barely
qualifies as news.
I'm Kent Brockman.

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Oh, give me land
Lots of land

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Under starry skies above

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Don't fence me in

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Sir, you cannot pee

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Unless you are an employee

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Can't keep it in

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Krusty, how do you feel
about putting Buck McCoy
on your show?

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Pass!
We also represent
Billy Joel.

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Who's the first one again?

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Buck McCoy.

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Forget it!
I'm not putting
some Western star on

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just 'cause it's
the flavor of the month.

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I want my show to have
a timeless quality.

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Here's your hanging
chad sketch, Krusty.

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Oh, good, you
worked in Judge Ito.

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Please put Buck on!
He's my hero!

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Plus, he'll work for scale.

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Scale minus 10.

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I ain't going on
some clown show.
I'm retired.

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No one expects you
to do anything difficult.

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They understand
you're too old.

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Listen, missy. The last
two city-slickers who used
reverse psychology on me

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are pushing up daisies.

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They're dead?
No, they just
got lousy jobs.

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You know what?
I bet he can't even
fit into his old costume.

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I can't, huh?
You two wait
right here.

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Let's see,
Texas or Massachusetts?

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Texas.

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I like the way
you think.

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Boy,
that's some
fancy shooting.

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Oh, I've seen fancier.

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Ooh! Right
in the panhandle!

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Write that down.

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Buck, this is
a real honor.

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I grew up watching
your horse operas
down at the Bijou.

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Yeah, things sure
have changed
since the '50s.

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I don't care.

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You know,
it's been a long time
since I performed live.

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You'll do fine.
Just remember,

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there'll be millions
of people watching you.

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Millions!

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00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:57,145
And TV Guide's
Cheers and Jeers editor.

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And he's already
given out all his cheers.

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Live from
the corner of Zany Avenue

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and Martin Luther King
Boulevard,

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it's The Krusty
the Klown Show,

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with special guest
Buck McCoy.

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And now, here's Krusty!

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We've got such
a great show tonight.

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I won't be doing a monologue
because my feet hurt.

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And now our opening sketch.

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We don't take kindly
to transvestite chimpanzees
here in Pine Corners!

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No one can save you now!

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I said, no one
can save you now!

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Shut up! I'm coming!

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Oh! Like you're so perfect
with your plastic mane

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and your painted-on spot.
What's real on you? Nothing!

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He's drunk!

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I've seen drunker.

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Oh, right, yeah, the guns.

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We're free!

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These hilarious
health professionals

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will cut me out
of my clothes
after this commercial.

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What happened, Buck?

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Did I forget to mention
I'm an alcoholic?

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For shame.

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00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:41,249
This is horrible.
My spit-takes all
have blood in them.

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Look, I'm really sorry.

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Sorry don't suture
my colon! And you're
off my show forever!

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Bart, I couldn't
help noticing Buck
is a total fraud,

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so I took
the liberty of creating
a new hero for your wall.

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That is just grotesque.

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00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,319
I thought if you were
looking to worship someone,

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maybe it could
be your old man.

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00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,948
Eh. We could try it.

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00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,408
Yes!

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00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,038
My son lost his hero.

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00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,708
This should be
the greatest night
of my life.

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How come I'm not happy?

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00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,752
You care about
Bart's feelings.

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00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:26,878
Stop saying that!

244
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,589
I think we should
try to restore
Bart's faith in Buck,

245
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:32,050
and we could start
by getting Buck
to quit drinking.

246
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:43,770
I'm sorry I let your son down,
but I'm too old to change.

247
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,564
Oh, listen to you!

248
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,233
"I'm too old to change."

249
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,569
How old are you?

250
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:51,778
Seventy-six.

251
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:55,365
Nice old man.
Don't break a hip.

252
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,410
Have we gotten
all the liquor?

253
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,079
That painting is
made of liquor.

254
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:09,421
I was drinking so much
I forgot what life was about.

255
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:13,842
Gold! (LAUGHING) Gold!
Beautiful gold!

256
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,261
Nuggets as big
as your fists!

257
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,681
You guys are sick.
I don't belong here.

258
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:24,102
Buck, if you walk out
that door, you'll be
branded a quitter forever.

259
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,816
Mmm!

260
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:32,110
Something smells delicious!

261
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,613
Well, that's it.
This place ain't for me.

262
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:38,450
Well, we're not giving up.
We're going to
cure you of drinking.

263
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:43,079
Look, I worked long
and hard, got rich,
and now I'm retired.

264
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,665
Why shouldn't I be
able to drink all I want?

265
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,251
Well, I don't know.
I just naturally

266
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,462
assumed it was
some of my business.

267
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:54,007
Well, I don't see how
it is. Nobody's even
told me your name yet.

268
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,969
I'm still not
giving up on Buck.

269
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:01,556
There must be
some harebrained,
half-assed way...

270
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,641
This just in.

271
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:06,478
A robbery is in progress
at the National Bank
of Springfield.

272
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:10,524
The robbers are equipped
with the latest in high-tech
weaponry and body armor.

273
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,609
Stay back, coppers!

274
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:18,073
Uh, please, everyone!
Stay away!

275
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:22,911
We don't want
anyone to be a hero!
A hero! A hero!

276
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,164
Get me Buck McCoy!

277
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,874
Dad, I'm on the line!

278
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,295
Here you go.
Just stop this bank robbery
and you'll be a hero again.

279
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:36,007
I'll wait in the car.
Are you crazy?
I'm a movie cowboy.

280
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,301
And you're no Howard Hawks.

281
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,511
That hurts.

282
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,513
But I just have
one question.

283
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,516
Do you want my son
to be disappointed
in you?

284
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,310
Fine.

285
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,232
You don't need that.

286
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,486
Way to go, Buck.
I feel my faith
growing anew!

287
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,697
Better get rid of this, too.

288
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,408
Not to mention this.

289
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:05,287
Whoa! There's nothing wrong
with a little "hey-hey!"

290
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:12,460
Fun's over, boys!
Drop the hardware
and mosey!

291
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:18,675
I'm firing at the lasso,
but the bullets just
go through the middle!

292
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,385
It's the ultimate weapon.

293
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,192
Wow. That sure
made us look bad.

294
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,403
Slink away, boys.
Slink away.

295
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,117
Buck, you're
my hero again.

296
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,077
Aren't you
forgetting someone?

297
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:51,082
Well, there's Krusty,
Itchy, Scratchy, Poochie,
America's Fire Fighters,

298
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,250
and then you, Dad.

299
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,087
And don't you forget it.

300
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,839
Oh!

301
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:02,093
Goodbye, Bart!
Never bother me again!

302
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,436
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