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The Simpsons

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D'oh!

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Ah, there's nothing better
than relaxing with
my favorite magazine.

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Oh, they're showing
the filling now.
Can they do that?

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What the hell is that?

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Rainbows. Tank tops.
Empowerment.

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This is the
gay pride parade!
Woo-hoo!

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We're here!
We're queer! Get used to it!

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You do this every year!
We are used to it!

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Spoil sport!

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Uh...

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Oh, honey. Think pink!
Look, a salute to safe sex.

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We're gay.
We're glad.

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But don't tell
Mom and Dad.

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Wouldn't it be great
if that man and woman
got together?

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Cool! It's Lesbians
of the Caribbean!

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Yo, ho, ho
It's an alternative
lifestyle for me

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Oh, a salute to brunch!
Wave to brunch, Maggie.

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Oh, look at those abs.
Everyone here has a six-pack

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and I'm the only one
with a keg.

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Oh, God! Cover up!

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That's it!
We're out of here!

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Four tickets
for Shenani-Goats!

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Why is this movie PG-13?

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"It may contain
brief rudeness,
adult explosions,

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"and scenes with
Garry Shandling."

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These are so easy.
It's obviously Tom Hanks.

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Who?

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Otm Shank.
He is India's answer
to Brian Dennehy.

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Otm Shank.

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Uh-oh.

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Come on!
Show the movie!

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Justin's soccer team
was in last place...

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You suck!
No wonder your parents
are getting divorced!

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NARRATOR:...until they
dug up a new player.

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Ed O'Neill is Soccer Mummy.

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PLAYING)

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I feel good

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Go, Soccer Mummy!
You taught me to
believe in myself!

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I feel good

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Uh-oh!

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The professor said
not to let him get a boner!

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I'm laughing!

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But it's a laugh
of impatience!

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Show the movie!

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So many previews.
So many previews.
So many previews.

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And now,
our feature presentation.

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If that's a phrase
you like to hear,
then you'll love Movie Call!

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Start the movie!

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Start the movie!
Start the movie!

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Start the movie!
Start the...

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They're out of control!

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Well, if we wanted
to live forever,

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we wouldn't
have become ushers.

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Stop the madness!
Start the movie!

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Maybe we should
try to calm Dad down.

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I prefer to egg him on.

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Hey, Dad, has
the movie started yet?

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Homer, you're going
to get in trouble.

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I'm not scared
of those ushers.

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What are they gonna do?
Advance on me?

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This ends here!

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And so,
for helping to KO
litter in our community,

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I hereby dedicate this statue
of Drederick Tatum!

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Litter is my most
treacherous foe.

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I would like to
eat its children.

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So long, suckers!

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My mouth.
My beautiful mouth!

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Excellent bout.

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Now we go party.

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Homer, you've suffered
a broken jaw.

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Broken jaw!

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He won't be able to talk
for quite some time.

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I've wired his jaw shut.
It's all explained
in this pamphlet.

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Hmm.

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Oh, dear!
You can't eat solid foods!

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Those are his favorites!

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I can't eat solid food!

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Stop it, Homer!

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Oh, don't worry.
On a man his size,

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that just provides
sexual release.

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Uh-oh.

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Hey, Dad,
I'm gonna make
a human yo-yo.

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If you object,
clearly say no.

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No!
No objections, eh?
That's great.

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Milhouse,
you ready to imitate
that Jackass show?

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All those disclaimers
made me want to do it more!

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Oh, yeah!

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Hey, Duff lovers!
Does anyone in
this bar love Duff?

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Hey, it's Duffman!

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Newsweek said you died
of liver failure.

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Duffman can never die!
Only the actors who play him!

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Oh, yeah!

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You must be here for the
Duff Trivia Challenge.

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That's right,
local distributor.

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One of you could win
a lifetime supply of Duff!

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Okay, chug monkeys,

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"What beverage
brewed since ancient times

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"is made from
hops and grains?"

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How about ancient
hop grain juice?

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Beer! Beer! Beer!

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Wait, wait, wait.
Homer's trying to
make a guess.

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Beer, beer, beer!

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What are you doing?
You're getting some kind
of booze all over me!

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Time's up!
The answer is beer!

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Ooh. Duff luck.

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I never would've
figured that out.

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That's the kind of thing
you just gotta know.

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I am not gonna make you
another sparerib smoothie.

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Most people with
their jaws wired shut
don't gain weight.

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"How was your day?"
Do you really want to know?

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Uh-huh.

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Well, let's see.

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I was in the kitchen
counting the corncobs
on the curtains,

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when who should
ring the doorbell
but Ned Flanders.

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It seems he wants to
ban culottes in the schools.

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Pardon my French,
but sometimes that
man's a goofy-doofy.

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Marge thinks
Flanders is annoying.

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This marriage
just got interesting.

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(CHUCKLES)
She's so cute.

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Ah!

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Uh-oh.

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You want to know
what happened?

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Really?

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We were playing foursquare
and I called no double taps,

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and Ralph double taps.

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And I said, "You're out,"
and he says, "I can do
a summersault,"

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which had nothing
to do with anything!

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Aw!

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Maybe a hug
will cork her cry hole.

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Thanks for listening, Dad.

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We gotta coordinate
on this thing.

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Uh-huh.

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So the substitute
teacher comes in

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and says
her name is Mrs. Doody,

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and everyone's
looking at me like,
"Take it, Bart. Run with it."

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Then it hits me.
I've become a clown.

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A class clown.
And it sickens me.

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Wow,
Bart has feelings.

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Mrs. Doody.

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Three wars back
we called sauerkraut
"liberty cabbage,"

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and we called
liberty cabbage "super slaw!"

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And back then,
a suitcase was known
as a Swedish lunchbox.

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'Course,
nobody knew that but me.

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Anyway, "Long story short"

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is a phrase whose origins
are complicated and rambling.

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You know,
tomorrow is the Annual
Springfield Formal Event.

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We weren't going to go
after last year's
unpleasantness.

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That donkey is such
a bad influence on you.

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But breaking your jaw
has made you so sweet.

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Maybe we can go.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Mmm. I better polish
those jaw wires
for tomorrow.

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A formal!

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The one place
you can wear a tiara
and not look crazy.

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Uh-huh!

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So, how are we
enjoying the festivities?

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Yes. The music is
from southern Hungary.

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That's quite an ear.
Have some money.

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Your husband is
quite the gentleman.

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Most people laugh
at my googly eye.

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Well, I've never
seen a man

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politely pass up
so many hors d'oeuvres.

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My husband,
Maxtone Witherball,
has already had three shrimp!

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Someone's done
her henpecking.

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You two are quite the couple.
You must dine with us
at Toad Hall.

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Thank you.

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This has been
one of the most magical
evenings of my life.

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I'm horny.

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I don't know what you said,
but I'm sure it
was beautiful.

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Oh, Homer. This is
the kind of night

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I thought we could
never have together.

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Incident-free.

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Mmm-mmm.

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Oh, Homer,
drop by my office tomorrow

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and I can remove
those jaw wires.

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You'll be just the way
you used to be.

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And Reverend,
I'll put in those
pec implants on Thursday.

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Super.

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Homer,
your breath smells terrible.

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I'll have to
take off my shoes
to cover the odor.

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Nicely done.

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And when I couldn't talk,
I learned to listen.

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I learned so much
about my family.

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You'd be surprised
how much you hear

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if you just listen
once in awhile.

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Really? Let's try it.

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Hello?
Yeah. I'd like to arrange
for an escort, please.

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To where?
How about Orgasmville!
You... Hello? Hello?

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Oh! Hey.
How you doing?

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I was just
telling all the guys

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how losing
the power of speech
made me a better man.

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I couldn't agree more.

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You're today's modern,
enlightened man,

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the kind
we television producers

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have been booking
since the mid '70s.

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Hey, what are you
doing in here?

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I'm an alcoholic.

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Homer, will you appear
on my show?

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Sure thing, alky.

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Welcome to Afternoon Yak.

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Today we will meet a man
who couldn't open his mouth,

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so he learned to
open his heart.

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Please welcome
Homer and Marge Simpson.

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So, Marge, tell.

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What's it like
kissing a man with
a mouth full of metal?

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My boyfriend has
a metal tongue stud.

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Who cares
what's on his tongue,

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as long as he's
a stud where it counts!

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I'm talking downtown!

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Marge,
what was Homer like
before he broke his jaw?

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Well, he would eat
all the time.

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We'd be making love

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and he'd have a mouth full
of Hershey's Miniatures.

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Krackel was my favorite.

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I hope that was
the only miniature
in the bedroom.

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I'm talking downtown!

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And before
he broke his jaw
he never listened,

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but now he takes to heart
everything I say.

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Well, as much
as humanly possible.

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Well, Marge told us
when you didn't listen,

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it led to weckless,
criminal behavior.

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He did such crazy things.
Roll the clip.

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Ostrich burgers!
Get your ostrich burgers!

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I'll take one.

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Okay. You pick one out
and I'll punch it to death.

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Hmm.

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Hey there,
little sweet...

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Dude, I thought
we were friends!

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Well, I'm not proud
of that clip.

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Homela, it's easy to change,
but what's hard is
not changing back.

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Do you promise not to
revive your weckless,
weckless ways?

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I don't know.
The Demolition Derby
is next month.

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Please, Homie?
No more craziness?
For me?

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Well, okay.
For you, I'll be
as dull as Dilbert.

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00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:22,356
Very good. Our next topic,
"My Son Still Wets the Bed."

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You told me we were
going to Red Lobster!

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Hmm. All clean,
just the way I left it.

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I'm gonna kill you!

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00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,538
Well, so much for
the new Homer.

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00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,625
What's going on?

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We're rehearsing a play.

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Yes, and I was
merely reading the title,
I'm Gonna Kill You.

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00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,509
Oh. It's just
a false alarm.

245
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:53,387
Yep. Nothing to get
excited about.

246
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:56,431
Well, I'll be in the kitchen
if you need me.

247
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,018
Professor Van Doran,
so good to see you.

248
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,063
Ah. Rehearsing
a play, I see.

249
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:10,278
This place is so dull.
The 911 button is
covered with dust.

250
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,531
I just poured myself
a new glass of milk.

251
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,616
The old one sat out
for a little while.

252
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,701
Are you coming to bed?

253
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,160
It's 7:30.

254
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,955
Marge, I could stand here
and argue with you,

255
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,959
but then I'd have to get
a new glass of milk.
Good night, honey.

256
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,336
Boy, things are
going really good.

257
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,922
Good, good, good, good,
good, good, good!

258
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,465
Hmm.

259
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,468
Look at that freckle.
I should dig that out.

260
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,682
Good. Good.
That feels good.

261
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,232
This place
is so boring!

262
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,235
If somebody doesn't do
something interesting,

263
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,696
I'm gonna have to!
But what?

264
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,912
The Demolition Derby?

265
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,582
Oh, that'll scratch my itch.

266
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:10,338
Marge? Marge is gone!
But at least the Demolition
Derby form is...

267
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,383
What? No!

268
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,896
Ooh, listen to
all that revving!

269
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,273
Drivers,
start your engines!

270
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,696
Vendors,
start your gouging!

271
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,948
I'll pay anything!

272
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,409
And now,
smashie-smashie!

273
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,540
Looking good, Mrs. S.

274
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,754
Uh-oh. Come on, old girl.
Show them what you got.

275
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:53,715
Whoa!

276
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,013
Catch you later, radiator!

277
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:04,392
Oh, my God. I hit someone.
Then I taunted him.

278
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,436
I've never felt more alive!

279
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:13,902
What was I thinking
trying to feel alive?
Forget that!

280
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:21,201
Don't hurt me!
I'm not like you people!
I'm loved!

281
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,122
I caught a head!

282
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:29,084
Oh, dang!
It's been scooped out.

283
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,758
Go around! Go around!

284
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,513
There she is!

285
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,517
Dad, you've gotta
do something!

286
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,019
But bold moves are
no longer my forte.

287
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,063
She could get hurt!

288
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,190
What do I do?
What do I do?

289
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,317
Wait, I know.
Beer here!

290
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,402
Sure, sonny.

291
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,875
This beer's deliskous.
I'm gonna saves me wife.

292
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,210
Now, let's get this show
on the road.

293
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,339
So many dings.

294
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,135
Quit banging my wife!

295
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,472
A man
on a donkey!

296
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,516
Never in my six
weeks on the job

297
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,476
have I seen
the likes of this.

298
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:38,695
Looks like
I needs some fuel for me mule.
Gas for me ass.

299
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,374
Looks like a little angel.
Now to save me Marge!

300
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,337
Homer, save me! Save me!

301
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:06,014
He saved her!
Isn't it great to have
the old Dad back?

302
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,683
I thought you
liked the new Dad.
Whatever.

303
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:16,775
This family
needs a live wire,
but it's just not me.

304
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:20,403
That's okay, Marge.
You're a good wet blanket.

305
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,739
The kind I like
wrapped around me.

306
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:23,949
Aw!

307
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,453
When
Homer's jaw was crushed,
crushed, crushed,

308
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,247
his life took
a nitro-burning funny turn!

309
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:34,376
Oh, yeah!
It's important to
grow, grow, grow,

310
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:38,254
but if you take it
to the max, max, max,
it's gonna get ugly!

311
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,798
In the mud!

312
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,394
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