1 00:00:26,789 --> 00:00:29,826 I love it when Mr. Burns shows a movie at work. 2 00:00:29,899 --> 00:00:31,340 I'm not sittin' up front with you guys. 3 00:00:31,412 --> 00:00:32,918 It's bad for your eyes. 4 00:00:33,571 --> 00:00:34,746 Suckers. 5 00:00:36,714 --> 00:00:40,088 Before we begin the movie, please join me in a moment 6 00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:43,834 of silence for the workers who gave their lives in an heroic... 7 00:00:43,947 --> 00:00:47,415 Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! 8 00:00:50,128 --> 00:00:51,455 The american worker: 9 00:00:51,555 --> 00:00:54,089 Proud, tough, hardworking. 10 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:56,055 And tired! 11 00:00:56,180 --> 00:00:58,492 These jobs are killing us. 12 00:00:58,540 --> 00:01:00,763 Outsourcing, take them away! 13 00:01:04,533 --> 00:01:05,717 It's a miracle! 14 00:01:05,737 --> 00:01:08,509 They moved our factory to a third-world nation. 15 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:10,458 Now I have more time to play the lottery. 16 00:01:10,541 --> 00:01:11,353 Ka-ching! 17 00:01:11,537 --> 00:01:14,968 Hey, america, why not let some of the other countries 18 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:17,204 carry their share of the load? 19 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:21,341 You can, with the best kind of sourcing: Outsourcing. 20 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:25,419 what a great film. 21 00:01:25,604 --> 00:01:27,583 And I think it makes a terrific point: 22 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:30,646 Effective immediately, I'm closing the plant 23 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:33,451 and moving all operations to India. 24 00:01:34,857 --> 00:01:36,443 Does this mean we're losing our jobs? 25 00:01:36,517 --> 00:01:37,648 No, no. 26 00:01:37,709 --> 00:01:39,205 Your jobs are safe. 27 00:01:39,226 --> 00:01:42,002 They'll just be done by someone else in another country. 28 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:45,004 No! I just bought a $3 million house! 29 00:01:45,217 --> 00:01:49,053 However, federal law requires I keep one union worker on the payroll. 30 00:01:49,078 --> 00:01:52,730 So, congratulations, whoever catches this bouquet! 31 00:02:00,915 --> 00:02:02,137 Woo-hoo! I win! 32 00:02:02,181 --> 00:02:04,185 In your face, best friends! 33 00:02:04,846 --> 00:02:06,838 You've been transferred to India!? 34 00:02:07,145 --> 00:02:10,884 Hey, Marge, it's what I gotta do to keep this family living in luxury. 35 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:14,510 Luxury? This thermostat is just painted on. 36 00:02:14,558 --> 00:02:15,578 My god! You're right. 37 00:02:15,652 --> 00:02:16,930 I'd better call the guy. 38 00:02:18,878 --> 00:02:19,972 Send someone right over. 39 00:02:20,095 --> 00:02:21,134 Here he is. 40 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,038 Dad, that's Mac tonight. 41 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,793 Yeah? Well, while I'm gone, you'll do what he says. 42 00:02:35,201 --> 00:02:38,123 What's a Macgyver, and why does it have a convention? 43 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:40,537 Macgyver was a show about a secret agent 44 00:02:40,574 --> 00:02:44,303 who used inventions made of everyday objects to defeat bad guys. 45 00:02:44,343 --> 00:02:49,728 And he was played by the three greatest names in the history of television: 46 00:02:49,814 --> 00:02:52,838 Richard Dean Anderson. 47 00:02:53,033 --> 00:02:54,947 Did someone mention my names? 48 00:02:55,022 --> 00:02:57,567 Richard Dean Anderson! 49 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:04,111 You finally came to our convention! 50 00:03:04,173 --> 00:03:09,172 No. I'm looking for the convention for my new show, Stargate: SG1. 51 00:03:09,947 --> 00:03:10,345 That. 52 00:03:10,393 --> 00:03:11,389 It's over there. 53 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,319 Star-gate, S.G.-One! 54 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:15,163 Star-gate, S.G.-One! 55 00:03:15,527 --> 00:03:17,322 You're into Macgyver? 56 00:03:17,347 --> 00:03:19,926 That show was so stupid. 57 00:03:19,965 --> 00:03:23,421 "Oh, I'm Macgyver. I can make a bomb 58 00:03:23,444 --> 00:03:26,049 out of a banana peel and a toaster." 59 00:03:26,785 --> 00:03:30,149 That show was just a paycheck to me, and nothing more. 60 00:03:34,626 --> 00:03:36,391 How could he say that? 61 00:03:36,537 --> 00:03:38,454 Macgyver is my world. 62 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:44,181 Richard Dean Anderson just pissed off the wrong Richard Dean Anderson fans! 63 00:03:44,402 --> 00:03:45,519 Star-gate...! 64 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:48,940 Richard Dean Anderson, of the four "star" franchises: 65 00:03:48,966 --> 00:03:51,738 -Wars, -trek, -gate, and -search, 66 00:03:51,853 --> 00:03:54,238 "-gate" is easily my third favorite. 67 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,733 I get that a lot. 68 00:03:56,009 --> 00:03:57,552 Question S.G.-One: 69 00:03:57,583 --> 00:03:59,165 How would your character, major general 70 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:03,383 Jonathan "Jack" O'Neill, react to appearing at the Springfield stargate 71 00:04:03,419 --> 00:04:04,219 fanfest? 72 00:04:04,342 --> 00:04:09,141 I feel like I've just gone through the stargate to one heck of a convention! 73 00:04:11,776 --> 00:04:13,643 He's aware of us! 74 00:04:16,462 --> 00:04:18,522 What in the name of Steve Ditko?! 75 00:04:18,605 --> 00:04:19,949 Hey, let go! 76 00:04:19,949 --> 00:04:21,043 Hey, watch the face! 77 00:04:21,055 --> 00:04:22,620 I need that for acting! 78 00:04:23,878 --> 00:04:25,457 He's gone! 79 00:04:25,594 --> 00:04:28,473 There must be a Stargate in this stadium! 80 00:04:28,557 --> 00:04:30,204 Everybody, look for it! 81 00:04:32,055 --> 00:04:34,543 Wait, wait. I have some even more exciting news! 82 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,440 There is a girl in the audience! 83 00:04:36,481 --> 00:04:37,923 Everybody look for her! 84 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:43,494 This is a kilt, and I'm not a girl! 85 00:04:43,514 --> 00:04:45,575 You're as close as we'll ever get! 86 00:04:45,662 --> 00:04:46,523 Get him! 87 00:04:58,647 --> 00:04:59,847 Surprise! 88 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:00,866 This is kidnapping! 89 00:05:00,904 --> 00:05:02,195 People are gonna know I'm missing. 90 00:05:02,243 --> 00:05:04,645 There's a liquor store I go to every morning. 91 00:05:04,665 --> 00:05:06,964 This isn't a kidnapping. 92 00:05:06,964 --> 00:05:09,453 No. Think of it as a two-on-one 93 00:05:09,489 --> 00:05:11,113 Macgyver convention. 94 00:05:11,309 --> 00:05:14,703 That will never, never end. 95 00:05:14,991 --> 00:05:17,745 First, you're gonna sign a couple of autographs. 96 00:05:22,161 --> 00:05:24,261 You can write "help me" all you want. 97 00:05:24,388 --> 00:05:26,667 No one will ever see it. 98 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,419 Dad, we'll miss you so much. 99 00:05:31,985 --> 00:05:33,493 I'll miss you kids, too. 100 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:34,537 Attention. 101 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,325 India air flight 57 now boarding first class, 102 00:05:38,423 --> 00:05:40,361 small children and fat guys. 103 00:05:40,612 --> 00:05:41,361 That's me! 104 00:05:41,397 --> 00:05:44,363 Homie, I got you something to read on the plane. 105 00:05:45,949 --> 00:05:47,781 A book? 106 00:05:48,332 --> 00:05:49,992 "Secrets I learned at breakfast"? 107 00:05:50,148 --> 00:05:52,472 The cereal's just a metaphor. 108 00:05:52,584 --> 00:05:55,830 It's a book about management, and Lee Iacocca says 109 00:05:55,866 --> 00:05:59,039 it's "definitely dot dot dot useful." 110 00:05:59,167 --> 00:06:00,298 Thanks, sweetie. 111 00:06:00,408 --> 00:06:03,272 I've never been less angry to receive a book. 112 00:06:19,198 --> 00:06:20,354 this isn't India! 113 00:06:20,415 --> 00:06:22,224 Where's the university of Notre Dame, 114 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:25,465 the indy 500, Wrigley Field, Dodger Dogs? 115 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,158 You ignorant american, you have confused India with Indiana, 116 00:06:28,171 --> 00:06:32,080 Indiana with Illinois, and the Cubs with the Dodgers. 117 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:36,045 No! I took a job on the other side of the world! 118 00:06:36,144 --> 00:06:39,622 I hate this subcontinent! 119 00:06:45,262 --> 00:06:45,691 Hello. 120 00:06:45,745 --> 00:06:46,820 Lisa, it's me! 121 00:06:46,932 --> 00:06:47,736 I'm in trouble! 122 00:06:47,843 --> 00:06:49,460 Calm down, dad.What happened? 123 00:06:49,507 --> 00:06:51,960 A cow took my iPod and I punched it! 124 00:06:57,210 --> 00:06:58,420 Do I have to? 125 00:06:58,675 --> 00:07:01,763 Okay, okay, I'll showthe cow I adore it. 126 00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:08,963 Baby, did you lose weight? 127 00:07:10,270 --> 00:07:13,066 Come on, baby,don't play hard to milk. 128 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:20,070 Okay, Apu said his cousin kavicould help me out. 129 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:21,232 Let's see... 130 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:25,773 Apu's cousin is medium height, dark complexion, brown eyes, black hair. 131 00:07:28,663 --> 00:07:30,077 Are you Kavi? No. 132 00:07:30,224 --> 00:07:32,092 Are you Kavi? Yes. 133 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:33,934 You must bemr. Homer. 134 00:07:34,006 --> 00:07:35,498 Finally! 135 00:07:38,323 --> 00:07:39,283 He's escaped. 136 00:07:39,761 --> 00:07:41,326 We'll be bustedfor kidnapping. 137 00:07:41,404 --> 00:07:42,985 I can't face jail. 138 00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:44,065 I can. 139 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:50,536 Richard Dean Anderson. 140 00:07:50,689 --> 00:07:51,795 Why did you come back? 141 00:07:51,975 --> 00:07:53,853 To tell youhow I escaped. 142 00:07:55,223 --> 00:07:58,719 I had to get out before another one of your bristly kisses. 143 00:07:58,836 --> 00:08:02,947 Then I remembered the blue contacts I wear to hide my latino heritage. 144 00:08:16,808 --> 00:08:22,057 Now all I needed was a sling strong enough to support my 200-pound frame. 145 00:08:25,831 --> 00:08:27,959 A-bra-cada-bra. 146 00:08:35,501 --> 00:08:37,223 Macgyver lives. 147 00:08:37,260 --> 00:08:39,942 And not just at 2:00 A.M.On the USA network. 148 00:08:40,180 --> 00:08:42,528 My real life escapefrom your love dungeon 149 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:44,605 was the most excitingthing I've ever done. 150 00:08:44,739 --> 00:08:45,585 It was? 151 00:08:45,636 --> 00:08:47,358 Tie me up soI can do it again. 152 00:08:47,551 --> 00:08:49,471 But this timedon't make it so easy. 153 00:08:49,522 --> 00:08:50,232 No. 154 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:51,539 Delighted. 155 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:58,851 Too much? 156 00:08:59,327 --> 00:09:00,496 Not for Macgyver. 157 00:09:21,539 --> 00:09:23,219 why did you want to makean entrance like that, sir? 158 00:09:23,393 --> 00:09:24,875 I am a showman. 159 00:09:25,597 --> 00:09:30,262 Welcome, new employees, of the Bangalore nuclear power plant. 160 00:09:30,547 --> 00:09:32,665 The energy generated here is transmitted through 161 00:09:32,748 --> 00:09:35,868 undersea cables right back to america. 162 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:40,808 You know, moe,that sign is powered by non-american workers. 163 00:09:40,942 --> 00:09:44,052 So what? Your beer's germanand the TV's japanese. 164 00:09:44,112 --> 00:09:46,543 Well, is there anythingin this bar that's made in America? 165 00:09:46,756 --> 00:09:47,674 Just this. 166 00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:51,128 God! Misfire! 167 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:54,107 Now I'd like to introduce you to your new manager. 168 00:09:54,277 --> 00:09:57,178 You'll find his integrityand dedication make him... 169 00:09:57,521 --> 00:09:58,971 untouchable. 170 00:10:00,936 --> 00:10:01,792 Sorry I'm late. 171 00:10:01,927 --> 00:10:03,669 I was doing carnac with my bodyguard. 172 00:10:06,076 --> 00:10:07,412 Hindu. 173 00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:12,713 What do you callthe moisture on your hin? 174 00:10:14,641 --> 00:10:15,194 classic. 175 00:10:15,565 --> 00:10:17,923 Now, tell them howto run a nuclear plant. 176 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:30,506 Did I say "um"? 177 00:10:34,591 --> 00:10:35,729 Man, what do I do? 178 00:10:36,079 --> 00:10:37,790 Wait, the book Marge gave me. 179 00:10:41,050 --> 00:10:43,784 Okay, book, I didn't read you and you didn't read me, 180 00:10:43,949 --> 00:10:45,243 but we're bothin this together. 181 00:10:45,494 --> 00:10:48,385 So say something smart or get ready to run like hell. 182 00:10:50,645 --> 00:10:56,196 "In business as in breakfast, fried eggs have fragile yolks." 183 00:11:11,774 --> 00:11:13,297 He's got them eating out of his hand. 184 00:11:13,486 --> 00:11:15,385 And to think you doubted him, Smithers. 185 00:11:16,025 --> 00:11:19,375 Sir, can we talk about this arranged marriage of mine? 186 00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:26,925 Yello. 187 00:11:27,006 --> 00:11:29,563 Dad, I got to write a report on the Great Lakes. 188 00:11:29,626 --> 00:11:31,118 Just outsource it to Lisa. 189 00:11:31,234 --> 00:11:33,436 Outsourcing is the answer to everything. 190 00:11:33,682 --> 00:11:35,466 Also, I can't sleep at night 191 00:11:35,516 --> 00:11:38,740 'cause there's this new bully who follows me home, and... 192 00:11:39,430 --> 00:11:40,786 I think he's in the house. 193 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:43,100 Outsourcing. 194 00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:46,322 I'm very glad to see you favor outsourcing. 195 00:11:46,459 --> 00:11:49,297 I myself have found work with several american companies. 196 00:11:51,342 --> 00:11:52,855 Ibm help line, this is Brian. 197 00:11:53,982 --> 00:11:55,724 Have you tried disabling your firewall? 198 00:11:56,835 --> 00:11:58,327 Dallas fort-worth marriott. 199 00:11:58,377 --> 00:11:59,160 How can I help y'all? 200 00:11:59,465 --> 00:12:01,177 Well, we have a cotton bowl special. 201 00:12:01,276 --> 00:12:02,038 Go aggies! 202 00:12:02,853 --> 00:12:04,408 This is queen mama jumbo. 203 00:12:04,452 --> 00:12:06,539 The stars tell me you have a question. 204 00:12:07,089 --> 00:12:09,907 No, jenny, don't be dating that boy. 205 00:12:09,956 --> 00:12:13,431 The bones don't lie. He's bad mojo, girl. 206 00:12:16,686 --> 00:12:17,688 Next. 207 00:12:19,087 --> 00:12:20,412 Okay, here's the plan. 208 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:22,179 You lock me in the trunk of a car 209 00:12:22,231 --> 00:12:24,125 and park it under the pier at low tide. 210 00:12:24,354 --> 00:12:26,545 All I need are these everyday objects: 211 00:12:26,618 --> 00:12:29,894 A nail file, a farmer's almanac, a gun with no bullets, 212 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,334 some bullets and three of my Macgyver writers. 213 00:12:32,388 --> 00:12:34,340 Sounds great. 214 00:12:34,596 --> 00:12:36,214 Can we do it during lunch? 215 00:12:36,513 --> 00:12:37,964 Now! 216 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,108 Simpson, I don't know how you're doing it, 217 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:45,655 but you're out putting ten times the power 218 00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:47,180 our american plant ever did. 219 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,423 Well, a little bookonce told me... 220 00:12:51,746 --> 00:12:55,220 Having only one pancake leaves room for more bacon. 221 00:12:58,315 --> 00:12:59,995 I see what you're saying. 222 00:13:00,229 --> 00:13:02,045 We're crowding your plate. 223 00:13:02,277 --> 00:13:04,729 In fact, there's no need for us to be here at all. 224 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:05,757 Let's go, Smithers. 225 00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:08,017 You're giving meabsolute power? 226 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,320 Sir, doesn't that corrupt? 227 00:13:11,492 --> 00:13:13,015 Absolutely not. 228 00:13:13,144 --> 00:13:16,452 When it comes to runninga nuclear power plant this man's a god. 229 00:13:19,339 --> 00:13:21,885 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late fora dinner engagement. 230 00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:24,924 I don't want myscooped out monkey head to get cold. 231 00:13:28,384 --> 00:13:29,469 I'm not a god. 232 00:13:29,695 --> 00:13:33,305 God has a white beardand invented the Da Vinci Code. 233 00:13:33,485 --> 00:13:36,532 Actually, in our system of belief, there are many gods. 234 00:13:37,714 --> 00:13:38,541 Let's see... 235 00:13:38,678 --> 00:13:39,888 got the elephant man.. 236 00:13:40,096 --> 00:13:42,872 Johnny Six-Arms, papa Smurf. 237 00:13:43,026 --> 00:13:44,294 These guysare pretty cool. 238 00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:45,845 Maybe I am one of them. 239 00:13:46,737 --> 00:13:49,054 If only I had some kind of proof. 240 00:13:50,528 --> 00:13:51,655 I won a free soda! 241 00:13:51,867 --> 00:13:53,829 I am a god! 242 00:14:01,488 --> 00:14:04,556 Sir, I really don't think we should have left Simpson in charge. 243 00:14:04,776 --> 00:14:06,049 No office talk. 244 00:14:06,256 --> 00:14:08,948 I'm floating down the ganges with my new chums. 245 00:14:09,164 --> 00:14:10,187 Those are corpses. 246 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,929 You never like my friends. 247 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:17,456 what's going on ? 248 00:14:17,527 --> 00:14:20,453 We flew all the way out here 'cause Homer sent us this crazy card. 249 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,850 Behind one of these doors is Homer simpson. 250 00:14:28,946 --> 00:14:30,714 Behind the other, a Bengal tiger. 251 00:14:30,857 --> 00:14:31,776 Choose wisely. 252 00:14:44,698 --> 00:14:45,893 Both doors have tigers! 253 00:14:45,964 --> 00:14:48,520 One of those tigers is named Homer simpson. 254 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,284 Welcome home! 255 00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,264 Guess who made Macgyver burgers? 256 00:14:56,925 --> 00:14:57,560 Macgyver 257 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,652 We didn't have any ground beef 258 00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:03,083 Yeah, but you did have slim jims, a cheese grater 259 00:15:03,123 --> 00:15:05,187 and rubber bands to hold it all together. 260 00:15:08,661 --> 00:15:10,062 We got to get rid of this cook. 261 00:15:10,199 --> 00:15:11,366 I got an idea. 262 00:15:12,106 --> 00:15:13,635 Which episode are we watching tonight? 263 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,720 "L is for Lake Tahoe: Part II"? 264 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,708 "Bless me, Macgyver,for I have sinned"? 265 00:15:17,773 --> 00:15:22,457 We thought maybe you would like to see some of our globetrotting adventures. 266 00:15:25,819 --> 00:15:28,644 This is Selma in line at the luray caverns. 267 00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:31,257 It turned out it was the line for the ladies' room. 268 00:15:31,691 --> 00:15:33,195 This is the ladies' room. 269 00:15:35,422 --> 00:15:38,498 This is us at the Alberta, Canada carriage museum. 270 00:15:39,215 --> 00:15:40,090 That's a phaeton. 271 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,086 Landau. 272 00:15:41,803 --> 00:15:42,317 Buckboard. 273 00:15:43,051 --> 00:15:43,925 Postchaise. 274 00:15:44,327 --> 00:15:44,773 Surrey. 275 00:15:45,538 --> 00:15:45,996 Surrey. 276 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:47,127 Surrey. 277 00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:49,229 Selma. Surrey. 278 00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,114 You're in a tight spot, Macgyver. 279 00:15:51,327 --> 00:15:54,192 This calls for your most ingenious escape ever. 280 00:15:55,129 --> 00:15:58,050 This olive garden coupon! It expires at midnight. 281 00:15:58,242 --> 00:15:59,650 You're not holding a coupon. 282 00:16:01,163 --> 00:16:02,314 Macgyver away! 283 00:16:06,116 --> 00:16:07,398 Well, he's gone. 284 00:16:07,623 --> 00:16:08,119 Yeah. 285 00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:10,810 And we'll always have what he wrote on our window shade. 286 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:13,812 What did he write that in? 287 00:16:14,038 --> 00:16:16,058 Grape juice and tears. 288 00:16:18,718 --> 00:16:19,989 + This is the end 289 00:16:21,723 --> 00:16:25,345 + my only friend, the end... 290 00:16:28,481 --> 00:16:31,647 So, Mr. Burns, you're saying my dad has gone insane 291 00:16:31,651 --> 00:16:35,197 and thinks he's a god and broken off all contact with the outside world? 292 00:16:35,449 --> 00:16:37,721 I told you Simpson was a poor choice, sir. 293 00:16:37,852 --> 00:16:40,190 You know, Smithers,"I told you so" has a brother. 294 00:16:40,293 --> 00:16:41,838 His name is "shut the hell up"! 295 00:16:42,115 --> 00:16:43,940 A-bom-shabai 296 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,251 A-bom-shabai 297 00:16:46,823 --> 00:16:48,775 A-bom-shabai 298 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:49,262 Mom, 299 00:16:49,473 --> 00:16:50,343 I'm scared. 300 00:16:50,986 --> 00:16:52,905 A-bom-shabai 301 00:16:53,336 --> 00:16:55,120 A-bom-shabai 302 00:16:55,588 --> 00:16:57,442 A-bom-shabai 303 00:16:58,015 --> 00:16:59,747 A-bom-shabai 304 00:17:00,364 --> 00:17:02,447 A-bom-shabai 305 00:17:02,819 --> 00:17:04,710 A-bom-shabai 306 00:17:05,093 --> 00:17:08,841 Should we take all our stuff, or are we coming back on this boat, too? 307 00:17:09,009 --> 00:17:10,749 Same boat, but take it anyway. 308 00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:14,298 They use the boat for a Dixie land booze cruise while we're gone. 309 00:17:36,914 --> 00:17:37,447 Silence! 310 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:42,188 Now for my amusement, let the monkey fight the elephant. 311 00:17:52,077 --> 00:17:54,944 Homie, stop! You're not a god! 312 00:17:55,045 --> 00:17:55,422 Marge? 313 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,318 You're just a sweet guy from Springfield 314 00:17:58,322 --> 00:18:00,809 who wanted his family to have a better life 315 00:18:01,196 --> 00:18:03,913 Wha, wha, I... I am a god! 316 00:18:04,051 --> 00:18:05,057 I know all. 317 00:18:05,496 --> 00:18:07,206 Yeah, what's mom's birthday? 318 00:18:07,445 --> 00:18:08,904 It's... 319 00:18:09,407 --> 00:18:10,866 jan... 320 00:18:11,268 --> 00:18:12,739 feb... 321 00:18:12,815 --> 00:18:14,085 mar... 322 00:18:14,169 --> 00:18:15,349 it's may! 323 00:18:15,456 --> 00:18:16,110 May! 324 00:18:16,558 --> 00:18:17,887 Fir... 325 00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:19,001 secon... 326 00:18:19,253 --> 00:18:20,620 thir... 327 00:18:20,638 --> 00:18:21,910 you don't have to worship him. 328 00:18:21,913 --> 00:18:23,172 He's not a god. 329 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:26,381 We follow him because of the secrets he tells us. 330 00:18:26,461 --> 00:18:27,412 What secrets? 331 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,381 He told us of overtime pay. 332 00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:31,827 And coffee breaks. 333 00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:33,207 And flex time. 334 00:18:33,209 --> 00:18:34,478 Casual fridays. 335 00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:35,462 On-site daycare. 336 00:18:35,464 --> 00:18:37,071 Low dental co-pays. 337 00:18:37,091 --> 00:18:39,169 Muffin basketson your birthday. 338 00:18:39,175 --> 00:18:41,264 With mylar balloons. 339 00:18:41,536 --> 00:18:43,655 Mylar balloons. 340 00:18:43,881 --> 00:18:45,943 Mylar balloons. Mylar balloons. 341 00:18:46,199 --> 00:18:48,151 Mylar balloons. 342 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,676 This man told you about these things? 343 00:18:50,948 --> 00:18:53,746 Yes. In fact, he gave them to us in a binding contract. 344 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,795 A-bom-shabai means "vote union. 345 00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:58,891 A-bom-shabai. 346 00:18:59,436 --> 00:19:01,160 A-bom-shabai. 347 00:19:01,399 --> 00:19:03,711 Up until now,I was with you. 348 00:19:03,941 --> 00:19:06,923 Even the beast-on-beast combat, that had potential. 349 00:19:08,723 --> 00:19:12,359 But treating employees like human beings, that is madness! 350 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,407 You appear ill, Sahib. 351 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,630 Maybe you should take a personal day. 352 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,788 Take one of mine. They are transferable. 353 00:19:20,181 --> 00:19:21,670 I'm proud of you, dad. 354 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:24,638 You're the first man to ever outsource the american worker's 355 00:19:24,659 --> 00:19:27,127 sense of entitlement and privilege. 356 00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:30,236 Well, I'm just glad I'm not a god anymore. 357 00:19:30,496 --> 00:19:31,453 I want to go home. 358 00:19:31,744 --> 00:19:32,832 How's chief Wiggum? 359 00:19:34,036 --> 00:19:37,107 He was gravely wounded in a bank shootout. 360 00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:39,705 Yeah, he's funny. 361 00:19:42,591 --> 00:19:45,042 where the workers are more desperate and ignorant; 362 00:19:45,693 --> 00:19:47,035 Springfield. 363 00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:48,517 You're fired! 364 00:19:48,713 --> 00:19:49,744 You're all fired! 365 00:19:49,998 --> 00:19:52,206 Fired! Fired! Fired! 366 00:19:53,074 --> 00:19:53,902 Two months severance! 367 00:19:53,911 --> 00:19:55,270 Early retirement! 368 00:19:55,296 --> 00:19:56,933 Golden parachutes for all! 369 00:20:41,332 --> 00:20:43,563 Go ahead and join them, Smithers. 370 00:20:43,972 --> 00:20:45,500 I know you want to. 371 00:20:45,922 --> 00:20:47,054 Yes, sir! 372 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,580 transcript: scarfo synchro: Ale, Marcel & Job22 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net