1 00:01:02,757 --> 00:01:06,310 Next on FOX, Carmen Electra stars in Boobs, 2 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:08,615 about a class of remedial reading students 3 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,888 and their teacher who wants to be taken seriously. 4 00:01:11,867 --> 00:01:14,298 I thought it was about her boobs. 5 00:01:15,731 --> 00:01:18,406 Tonight on jock center a slugger on 'roids, 6 00:01:18,442 --> 00:01:22,480 Tiger Woods is annoyed, and North Korean missiles deployed. 7 00:01:23,275 --> 00:01:25,292 But first, the commissioner of pro football 8 00:01:25,316 --> 00:01:27,431 has announced plans to expand the league. 9 00:01:27,475 --> 00:01:31,109 Owners will meet soon to award a new team to one lucky city. 10 00:01:31,529 --> 00:01:35,131 Well, it's a cinch Springfield won't be that lucky city. 11 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:36,851 Yeah, the only thing we're known for 12 00:01:36,862 --> 00:01:39,274 is leading the country in heart attacks. 13 00:01:43,409 --> 00:01:45,650 I've had enough of your stinkin' thinkin'. 14 00:01:45,707 --> 00:01:47,908 I, Homer Simpson, will personally bring 15 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:50,403 the new pro football franchise to Springfield. 16 00:02:00,267 --> 00:02:01,509 God, we have fun. 17 00:02:01,571 --> 00:02:04,277 Homie, snagging a pro football franchise 18 00:02:04,288 --> 00:02:07,563 is a big project, requiring a lot of follow-through. 19 00:02:07,992 --> 00:02:10,236 And that's not your strong suit, big guy. 20 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:11,467 I'll show you all. 21 00:02:11,553 --> 00:02:14,485 I'm going to spearhead the hell out of this expansion bid. 22 00:02:41,730 --> 00:02:43,815 Homie, you've been down here for a week. 23 00:02:43,741 --> 00:02:45,081 I really think you need... 24 00:02:45,978 --> 00:02:49,097 what the Hellmann's real mayonnaise?! 25 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:52,276 Marge, meet pro football's newest team; 26 00:02:52,565 --> 00:02:54,506 the Springfield Meltdowns! 27 00:02:54,814 --> 00:02:57,087 Plus, I designed a state-of-the-art stadium. 28 00:02:57,150 --> 00:02:59,114 We'll fund it with corporate naming rights. 29 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:01,401 It's the duff beer krustyburger buzz cola 30 00:03:01,450 --> 00:03:03,553 costington's department store kwik-e-mart 31 00:03:03,614 --> 00:03:04,791 stupid flanders park. 32 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,776 So... Homer do good? 33 00:03:08,384 --> 00:03:10,672 Homer do great! 34 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:17,373 Maybe Homer brush teeth first? 35 00:03:21,174 --> 00:03:24,351 Gentlemen, I've narrowed our choice of expansion cities down to two: 36 00:03:24,481 --> 00:03:25,374 Springfield... 37 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:28,049 I own slums there! 38 00:03:28,089 --> 00:03:30,987 ...And Los Angeles, which has sent us this videotape. 39 00:03:32,001 --> 00:03:34,214 I love L.A. 40 00:03:34,896 --> 00:03:38,757 Oh, hi. I'm Rob Reiner, director of When Harry met Sally. 41 00:03:39,089 --> 00:03:41,565 "I'll have what she's having" was one of the lines. 42 00:03:42,915 --> 00:03:44,722 I'm here to tell you why you should choose 43 00:03:44,747 --> 00:03:46,298 L.A. Over Springfield. 44 00:03:47,259 --> 00:03:52,045 L.A. Has the beach, a thriving music scene, and the beautiful getty museum. 45 00:03:52,475 --> 00:03:55,804 Springfield has Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. 46 00:04:02,717 --> 00:04:06,745 Hollywood takes in talented actors and writers from all over the world. 47 00:04:06,964 --> 00:04:09,900 Springfield takes in garbage from other cities. 48 00:04:17,254 --> 00:04:19,024 But don't just take my word for it. 49 00:04:19,061 --> 00:04:22,221 Some of hollywood's biggest stars have taken the time 50 00:04:22,233 --> 00:04:26,360 to sign waivers allowing celebrity impersonators to sing in this video. 51 00:04:28,859 --> 00:04:37,067 Enjoy! L.A. Makes great movies and awesome tv shows 52 00:04:37,161 --> 00:04:43,480 Springfield don't make nothin' because Springfield blows 53 00:04:44,548 --> 00:04:46,814 Springfield blows 54 00:04:47,927 --> 00:04:50,042 Springfield blows 55 00:04:51,134 --> 00:04:54,059 Springfield blows 56 00:04:54,231 --> 00:04:56,997 Yes, Springfield blows... 57 00:04:59,513 --> 00:05:01,259 I'm sick of L.A.! 58 00:05:01,283 --> 00:05:04,370 They got earthquakes, wildfires, bennifers, 59 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:08,270 brangelinas, and that potty mouth, Sarah Silverman! 60 00:05:08,295 --> 00:05:09,254 To hell with all of 'em! 61 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:14,098 I didn't kill my husband to get control of his franchise to give a team to 62 00:05:14,135 --> 00:05:14,984 Los Angeles! 63 00:05:15,029 --> 00:05:16,376 Then Springfield it is! 64 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:24,227 Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go tell my gay grandson I still love him. 65 00:05:24,297 --> 00:05:26,818 This is Kent Brockman live at duff beer krustyburger 66 00:05:26,855 --> 00:05:29,865 buzz cola costington's department store kwik-e-mart stupid flanders park. 67 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:32,134 In just one hour, the commissioner of football 68 00:05:32,171 --> 00:05:34,396 will arrive to sign the contracts necessary 69 00:05:34,504 --> 00:05:39,628 to make Springfield the home of pro football's newest team the Meltdowns! 70 00:05:39,763 --> 00:05:41,110 I've got melt mania! 71 00:05:41,147 --> 00:05:43,277 I got downs syndrome! 72 00:05:43,789 --> 00:05:46,396 In honor of the commissioner's visit, the city has been repainted 73 00:05:46,457 --> 00:05:49,891 in the team colors and all the streets whimsically renamed. 74 00:05:49,965 --> 00:05:52,890 "Touchdown avenue"? Delightful. 75 00:05:52,993 --> 00:05:54,352 Who ya talkin' to? 76 00:05:54,383 --> 00:05:56,362 Your imaginary girlfriend? 77 00:05:57,218 --> 00:05:59,766 Isn't your mother a well-known whore? 78 00:06:00,867 --> 00:06:03,499 You win this round, Mel. 79 00:06:04,109 --> 00:06:07,185 It is my honor to introduce the commissioner of football, 80 00:06:07,373 --> 00:06:09,477 Mr. Bud Armstrong! 81 00:06:13,894 --> 00:06:16,326 There, seems to be some delay. 82 00:06:18,236 --> 00:06:20,531 Did I ever tell you people about the time 83 00:06:20,539 --> 00:06:21,726 I met Lloyd Bridges? 84 00:06:21,784 --> 00:06:23,383 Yeah, you passed him in the airport. 85 00:06:23,407 --> 00:06:24,842 Yes, but which airport? 86 00:06:24,912 --> 00:06:26,768 Hartsfield in Atlanta. 87 00:06:32,063 --> 00:06:35,665 This map says things like "Oak street" and "Evergreen terrace," 88 00:06:35,692 --> 00:06:38,406 But all I see are "two-point-conversion avenue" 89 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:41,795 and "off-season knee surgery boulevard"? 90 00:06:42,253 --> 00:06:44,429 I'd better call and ask for directions. 91 00:06:46,337 --> 00:06:48,365 I'll just blackberry my assistant. 92 00:06:51,071 --> 00:06:52,027 My god! 93 00:06:52,401 --> 00:06:53,596 what a day. 94 00:06:56,069 --> 00:06:56,885 who are you? 95 00:06:56,901 --> 00:06:57,553 What do you want? 96 00:06:57,614 --> 00:06:58,450 What year is it? 97 00:06:58,524 --> 00:06:59,392 Who are you? 98 00:06:59,558 --> 00:07:00,615 I have to borrow your phone. 99 00:07:00,689 --> 00:07:02,851 And I also need to use your bathroom. 100 00:07:03,081 --> 00:07:04,831 As you can tell, I've been crying. 101 00:07:06,690 --> 00:07:11,178 Tonight on 48 minutes, we look at america's number one problem: 102 00:07:11,384 --> 00:07:15,847 Criminals who prey on the elderly people who watch this program. 103 00:07:16,215 --> 00:07:20,385 I'd go to some geezer's house and ask to use their phone or their bathroom. 104 00:07:20,513 --> 00:07:22,259 Well, I'm done with the bathroom. 105 00:07:22,321 --> 00:07:24,116 Now I'm going to make that phone call. 106 00:07:24,961 --> 00:07:26,424 Then I'd steal their wallets, 107 00:07:26,449 --> 00:07:29,052 jewelry and pictures of their grandkids. 108 00:07:29,088 --> 00:07:33,466 I made a collage of these, and when you step back, it looks like my face. 109 00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:41,040 If i knock him out, I'll be a hero. 110 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:45,226 And people will listen to my loose-brained nonsense. 111 00:07:55,171 --> 00:07:59,271 By the shores of gitche gumee by the shining big sea water 112 00:07:59,448 --> 00:08:01,585 stood the wiggum of nokomis... 113 00:08:02,684 --> 00:08:04,286 I'm sorry, did I just say "Wiggum"? 114 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:06,123 I... I meant "wigwam." 115 00:08:06,171 --> 00:08:07,891 Yeah, let me, et me start again. 116 00:08:12,594 --> 00:08:15,704 It's so strange that the commissioner didn't show up. 117 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:18,372 Maybe he's thinking of a new shape for the football. 118 00:08:24,803 --> 00:08:28,799 Not so tough when someone hits you from behind with golf club, are ya? 119 00:08:28,922 --> 00:08:32,365 Grampa, that's the commissioner of football! 120 00:08:33,905 --> 00:08:37,409 I thought he was trying to steal my jewels and 121 00:08:37,422 --> 00:08:39,999 all them pictures of Bert and Lucy. 122 00:08:41,163 --> 00:08:44,520 I am never coming back to this city, and neither is the league! 123 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:45,491 You mean... 124 00:08:45,541 --> 00:08:49,689 that's right. The Springfield Meltdowns football club shall never be! 125 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:53,596 You're a useless old man. 126 00:08:53,630 --> 00:08:55,618 Name one thing you do for this family. 127 00:08:55,671 --> 00:08:56,997 I watch the baby. 128 00:08:57,147 --> 00:08:58,689 Where is the baby? 129 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,182 You left me with a baby?! 130 00:09:03,786 --> 00:09:06,760 Hey, Abe! Thanks for losing us our football team. 131 00:09:06,864 --> 00:09:09,441 Thanks to you, we have a hundred-million-dollar stadium 132 00:09:09,459 --> 00:09:12,422 we can only use for farmers' markets! 133 00:09:15,276 --> 00:09:19,700 Nobody loves you when you're old and gray 134 00:09:23,918 --> 00:09:28,822 nobody needs you when you're upside down 135 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:36,234 everybody's hollering about their own birthday 136 00:09:40,404 --> 00:09:45,475 everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground. 137 00:09:47,198 --> 00:09:49,442 You're the only smile I got. 138 00:09:52,806 --> 00:09:54,841 Abe, I know you've been real depressed lately 139 00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:57,644 on account of everyone hating ya, including me. 140 00:09:58,335 --> 00:10:00,360 But I thought you might want to call this number. 141 00:10:01,145 --> 00:10:01,948 A doctor? 142 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,981 I already got enough doctors touching me and poking me 143 00:10:05,068 --> 00:10:07,802 and squeezing me up here and jiggling me down there, 144 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,691 and that's just the receptionist! 145 00:10:09,752 --> 00:10:10,684 Abe, Abe, Abe! 146 00:10:10,949 --> 00:10:14,270 This doctor helps old people to kill themselves. 147 00:10:14,606 --> 00:10:15,639 Euthanasia? 148 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:16,502 No way! 149 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,390 I want to die with dignity. 150 00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:21,240 Like slipping in the shower and then they find me 151 00:10:21,342 --> 00:10:25,703 two weeks later, swollen up so bad, they don't know if I'm man or sofa. 152 00:10:25,843 --> 00:10:27,471 Just go for a visit. 153 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,232 There's a Howard Johnson's next door. 154 00:10:29,299 --> 00:10:30,436 You'll get some pie. 155 00:10:35,626 --> 00:10:39,226 Mr. Simpson, you are a good candidate for assisted suicide. 156 00:10:39,370 --> 00:10:42,052 Aw, I think you're cute, too. 157 00:10:42,145 --> 00:10:44,305 But killing yourself isn't as easy 158 00:10:44,362 --> 00:10:46,491 as putting on an ugly sweater like you did today. 159 00:10:46,657 --> 00:10:50,142 I want you to carefully think about this for 24 hours. 160 00:10:50,290 --> 00:10:51,479 Oh, I see. 161 00:10:51,676 --> 00:10:55,464 You want me to reconsider whether or not I really should give up my life. 162 00:10:56,541 --> 00:10:59,275 Yeah, and we're cleaning out the death machine today. 163 00:10:59,339 --> 00:11:00,831 A lot of gunk gets stuck in it. 164 00:11:04,711 --> 00:11:10,179 Okay, if I get a single phone call in the next 24 hours, I'll keep on 165 00:11:10,226 --> 00:11:10,602 living. 166 00:11:10,856 --> 00:11:13,382 If you go, can I have your blanket and your liver? 167 00:11:13,661 --> 00:11:14,527 Blanket? Sure. 168 00:11:14,629 --> 00:11:15,516 Liver? Never! 169 00:11:17,923 --> 00:11:20,584 Homie, you should give your dad a call. 170 00:11:20,643 --> 00:11:22,605 You can't stay mad at him forever. 171 00:11:23,048 --> 00:11:24,289 Yeah, you're right. 172 00:11:25,461 --> 00:11:26,096 Y'ello. 173 00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:28,429 You want my opinion on current movies? 174 00:11:28,636 --> 00:11:30,597 Well, first of all, they're all perfect. 175 00:11:30,821 --> 00:11:32,887 Also, when's the Cap'n crunch movie coming out? 176 00:11:33,016 --> 00:11:34,623 And will it be "r" or "hard r"? 177 00:11:43,395 --> 00:11:44,240 That's it. 178 00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:45,844 It's time for me to die. 179 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:49,421 I'll just get mad about one thing in the newspaper, then go. 180 00:11:50,138 --> 00:11:51,369 President visits Europe?! 181 00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:53,062 On my dime?! 182 00:11:53,991 --> 00:11:56,475 I am so honored that you've chosen me to murder you. 183 00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:59,836 You'll be following in the footsteps of Socrates, Virginia Woolf, 184 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:03,225 Ernest Hemingway, Hunter S. Thompson and Fred Kanickee. 185 00:12:03,361 --> 00:12:04,332 Who's Fred Kanickee? 186 00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:05,735 My appointment before you. 187 00:12:05,868 --> 00:12:06,431 Nice guy. 188 00:12:06,479 --> 00:12:07,012 Just a little... 189 00:12:07,417 --> 00:12:08,053 Little screwed up. 190 00:12:08,579 --> 00:12:11,449 Now, it is time to hook you up to the diepod. 191 00:12:21,099 --> 00:12:22,424 As you surrender your body, 192 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,810 what music and visual imagery would you like to experience? 193 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,314 I want to hear the Glenn Miller orchestra, 194 00:12:28,377 --> 00:12:30,547 and I want to see cops beating up hippies. 195 00:12:56,111 --> 00:12:57,071 One minute to go. 196 00:12:58,113 --> 00:13:01,191 Hands off the stiff, manfred manslaughter! 197 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:05,381 The voters just overturned the assisted suicide law. 198 00:13:07,479 --> 00:13:08,742 I'll kill you all! 199 00:13:08,939 --> 00:13:09,972 When the law's reversed. 200 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:11,826 Ha, I'd like to see you try! 201 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,159 When the law's reversed. 202 00:13:13,771 --> 00:13:16,349 I think you know my brother-in-law, Fred Kanickee. 203 00:13:16,654 --> 00:13:17,165 Hoo, boy. 204 00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:23,421 I'm dead! 205 00:13:23,598 --> 00:13:25,591 I never felt so alive! 206 00:13:25,661 --> 00:13:28,187 And I got my 16-year-old body back! 207 00:13:32,136 --> 00:13:32,574 Look out! 208 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:33,378 Hey, idiot! 209 00:13:33,737 --> 00:13:34,457 Now let's see. 210 00:13:34,536 --> 00:13:36,049 Am I in heaven or hell? 211 00:13:37,475 --> 00:13:40,616 That's odd. You'd think they'd come back as the cows. 212 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,240 Charlie Chaplin? 213 00:13:43,435 --> 00:13:44,802 They sure put you to work. 214 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:45,849 You said it. 215 00:13:45,966 --> 00:13:46,978 And you can talk! 216 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,017 Good for you. 217 00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:53,306 What the... 218 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,763 you're all dead, too?! 219 00:13:55,972 --> 00:13:58,549 So who went berserk, fatso or the little guy? 220 00:13:58,718 --> 00:14:00,784 We're not dead, and neither are you. 221 00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:01,960 I'm not?! 222 00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:07,003 I guess if you want to commit suicide around here you got to do it yourself. 223 00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:08,686 Suicide?! 224 00:14:08,737 --> 00:14:11,262 Grampa, killing yourself is a sin. 225 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,896 God wants us to die of old age 226 00:14:13,927 --> 00:14:16,933 after years of pain and reduced mobility. 227 00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:21,344 I ain't going to kill myself, 'cause I just learned something. 228 00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:27,819 The brief time I thought I was dead 229 00:14:27,903 --> 00:14:32,150 was the happiest I've ever been because I was finally living without fear 230 00:14:32,248 --> 00:14:35,848 and dagnabit, that's the way I'm going to live the rest of my life. 231 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:41,767 I am, I am, I am superman 232 00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:45,707 and I know what's happening 233 00:14:48,106 --> 00:14:52,259 I am, I am, I am superman 234 00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:54,594 and I can do anything. 235 00:14:54,648 --> 00:14:56,849 You're all going to die in a pointless war. 236 00:15:00,877 --> 00:15:03,705 We're here tonight to discuss possible uses for this 237 00:15:03,762 --> 00:15:07,120 football stadium, including the solid gold statue 238 00:15:07,137 --> 00:15:09,010 of Mike Ditka with diamond eyes. 239 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:13,717 I suggest we use the stadium for the ancient art of the toreador 240 00:15:14,101 --> 00:15:15,114 bullfighting. 241 00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:17,451 No, wait, wait! 242 00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:20,413 Bullfighting is a cruel pseudo-sport. 243 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,284 Lisa's right. 244 00:15:21,397 --> 00:15:23,213 It is a cool, super sport. 245 00:15:23,307 --> 00:15:27,971 Everyone in favor of bringing bullfighting to Springfield say "ole!" 246 00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:29,435 Ole! 247 00:15:29,487 --> 00:15:30,071 So ordered. 248 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:32,702 All we need now is, uh, er, uh, 249 00:15:32,737 --> 00:15:37,443 er, uh, uh, er, uh, er, uh, a, uh... matador. 250 00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:38,990 If it's all the same to you, 251 00:15:39,079 --> 00:15:40,957 I'll take on those bulls. 252 00:15:41,055 --> 00:15:42,296 Grampa, no! 253 00:15:42,435 --> 00:15:43,698 Grampa, si! 254 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,448 If the bull dies, the crowd goes wild. 255 00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:48,809 If grampa dies, the crowd goes wild. 256 00:15:48,987 --> 00:15:52,545 Either way, we make a fortune on souvenirs and snacks. 257 00:15:53,235 --> 00:15:54,926 Can we bring outside food? 258 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,279 Not even gum. 259 00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:04,890 Is the practice bull ready? 260 00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:06,010 Hell, yeah. 261 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:13,410 Ole! 262 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:16,930 A penny. This is my lucky day. 263 00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:23,830 Yep, my lucky day. 264 00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:35,060 How many bulls must my grandfather kill 265 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,440 She's so cute. 266 00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:38,380 We'll bring you the bull's heart, sweetie. 267 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,510 Had my doubts, but grampa sure 268 00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:48,980 looks manly in those leggings. 269 00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:51,140 And I don't know who's more handsome, 270 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,600 the bull taunter or the bull stabber. 271 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:10,120 And the corrida del toro has begun. 272 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,330 The bull charges at grampa Simpson. 273 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,030 And he avoids the toro with a masterful Veronica. 274 00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:19,720 This old man has no fear. 275 00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:21,630 Like the fear I feel that I have left 276 00:17:21,630 --> 00:17:24,130 the iron on at home. Have I? Have I?! 277 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,450 And another Veronica. And another. 278 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,750 That last Veronica means everyone here today has won a free side 279 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:33,210 of rice and beans at the Springfield taco pronto. 280 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,490 Tired of waiting two hours for a taco? 281 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:36,750 Go to taco pronto! 282 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,010 Grampa, I think you should give up the bullfighting. 283 00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:16,930 Forget it. 284 00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:20,770 I'd look pretty stupid in this outfit walking around fighting oysters. 285 00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:23,120 But you just got a new lease on life. 286 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,640 Why would you want to use it to hurt poor, helpless animals? 287 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:30,500 Listen, I'm 83 years old, and for the first time 288 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:32,610 in my life people are cheering for me. 289 00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:35,330 I was always cheering for you, grampa... 290 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:37,070 till now. 291 00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:42,580 How does she always know how to get to me? 292 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,260 Grampa Simpson's movements are tentative, 293 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,190 as if he is distracted. 294 00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:57,530 Distracted as if by a moral dilemma. 295 00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:01,300 A moral dilemma posed by a young boy... no, a girl. 296 00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:02,570 A girl named Linda. 297 00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:04,090 No, Lisa. 298 00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:06,050 The flutter of the cape tells all. 299 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,150 Hurry up and kill it! 300 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,270 I have to be at the opera by 7:00! 301 00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,660 Yeah, come on! Kill him! 302 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,530 I don't get what he's doing, and I'm smart. 303 00:19:36,730 --> 00:19:40,870 Not book smart or street smart or brain smart, but something. 304 00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:52,650 He has released the bulls from the stadium! 305 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,500 Thank god I am up high. 306 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,370 Please, no. 307 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,370 I have a wife and three girlfriends. 308 00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:08,420 Grampa must have set them free. 309 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,840 Ol' Gil's back on track. 310 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,300 He's got a new job and a new red suit. 311 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,790 If you let me go, I give you free large 312 00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:34,820 pizza pie with purchase of same. 313 00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:36,840 Offer not good tuesday through sunday. 314 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,220 We're closed on monday. 315 00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:42,560 Ah, ah, Santa Maria! 316 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,300 Thanks for setting me straight, sweetie. 317 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,790 Denada, grampa. 318 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 It sure is peaceful up here. 319 00:21:04,970 --> 00:21:08,000 I would like to name the following friends of mine as members of the communist party. 320 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,100 You're just here to test the microphone. 321 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:15,950 Fred Wilson, my brother Bill, Dom Dimaggio, the paper boy, 322 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Howdy Doody, Josef Stalin... 323 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:21,580 transcript: scarfo synchro: Ale, Marcel & Toki 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net