1 00:00:04,977 --> 00:00:08,181 Come on, everybody. Time for the family portrait. 2 00:00:09,857 --> 00:00:12,467 Let's bunch together now. Here we go. 3 00:00:13,609 --> 00:00:14,053 Move it! 4 00:00:15,376 --> 00:00:17,510 Perfecto. Everybody smile. 5 00:00:17,686 --> 00:00:19,467 I'm going to set the automatic timer. 6 00:00:22,974 --> 00:00:24,379 Almost ready. Here we go. 7 00:00:24,404 --> 00:00:27,472 - Let's get this show on the road, man. We got things to do. 8 00:00:27,492 --> 00:00:29,600 - Yeah, Dad. - Okay, here we go. 9 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:32,346 - Make room for Jumbo. - What'd you say? 10 00:00:32,397 --> 00:00:35,333 - Nothing. - All right everybody, squeeze in real tight. 11 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:37,567 I want to get us all in the picture this time. 12 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,396 Closer. Closer! 13 00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:47,342 Okay, hold still. This is the last picture on the roll. 14 00:00:47,477 --> 00:00:48,468 Praise the Lord. 15 00:00:48,508 --> 00:00:50,820 - Watch your mouth, you little smart-ass. - Yeah, Bart. 16 00:00:53,076 --> 00:00:55,972 Nothing's going to ruin this one. The timer's a-ticking. 17 00:00:56,185 --> 00:00:58,071 - Bart's making faces, Dad. - Bart! 18 00:00:59,634 --> 00:01:01,986 This one's going to be the Simpsons at our finest. 19 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:04,726 Smile, look cheerful. Here we go. 20 00:01:05,922 --> 00:01:06,757 Here we go. 21 00:01:08,272 --> 00:01:09,050 Here we go. 22 00:01:09,827 --> 00:01:10,626 Why, you little... 23 00:01:23,968 --> 00:01:24,687 Kitty cat. 24 00:01:28,447 --> 00:01:29,225 Elmo. 25 00:01:39,427 --> 00:01:40,691 Watering can. 26 00:01:42,998 --> 00:01:45,913 This is a nightmare. We're getting blown out of the water. 27 00:01:46,069 --> 00:01:49,333 Uh, what can I say? Maggie and I share a special bond. 28 00:01:55,654 --> 00:01:58,141 School bus? Bart and Lisa? 29 00:01:59,084 --> 00:02:00,988 Bart and Lisa are almost home from school, 30 00:02:01,066 --> 00:02:04,641 and we have a dentist appointment at 3:00. Thanks, Maggie. 31 00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:11,234 We win by forfeit. The sweetest win there is. 32 00:02:16,568 --> 00:02:17,481 It won't start. 33 00:02:19,202 --> 00:02:21,145 I'll just use Homer's AAA card. 34 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:24,701 American Applesauce Association? 35 00:02:26,252 --> 00:02:29,569 We're going to have to run. There isn't even time to stretch my quads. 36 00:02:30,391 --> 00:02:31,537 My quads! 37 00:02:31,809 --> 00:02:34,234 Every stride is a nightmare! 38 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,633 How you holding up, Maggie? 39 00:03:01,781 --> 00:03:02,616 Nooooo! 40 00:03:15,734 --> 00:03:16,686 Sorry, sorry, sorry! 41 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:25,922 Hey, Marge. 42 00:03:31,987 --> 00:03:33,639 Oh! Ah! Oh! Oh! 43 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:53,466 We're gonna make it. 44 00:03:55,196 --> 00:03:58,208 Marge Simpson, I just heard the most delicious piece of gossip. 45 00:03:58,247 --> 00:03:59,510 Tell me later! 46 00:04:04,049 --> 00:04:07,372 Oh, hi, kids. You're just in time to go to the dentist. 47 00:04:07,387 --> 00:04:10,787 Dentist? You said we were going to ride dirt bikes around the cemetery. 48 00:04:10,939 --> 00:04:13,678 Oh, Bart, you fall for that every six months. 49 00:04:14,878 --> 00:04:16,680 Hey, suckers, check it out. 50 00:04:16,739 --> 00:04:20,062 Marge is taking me to ride dirt bikes at the cemetery. 51 00:04:20,095 --> 00:04:22,175 You're going to the dentist, too, Dad. 52 00:04:22,407 --> 00:04:26,638 Why the cemetery, I wondered, but my dreams were too strong. 53 00:04:30,366 --> 00:04:31,105 Ahhhh... 54 00:04:31,124 --> 00:04:33,768 Mr. Simpson, have you been flossing regularly? 55 00:04:33,957 --> 00:04:36,099 Absolutely. All the time. 56 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:40,540 I go to the floss store and they're like, "Whoa, there he is again." 57 00:04:41,468 --> 00:04:44,655 - 'Cause I buy so much floss. - Let's just get started. 58 00:04:47,268 --> 00:04:49,047 Oh, my God! My gums! 59 00:04:49,504 --> 00:04:52,390 - They hurt so much! - I haven't started yet. 60 00:04:52,506 --> 00:04:55,537 I know, but a breeze from the window went in my mouth. 61 00:05:01,716 --> 00:05:03,057 You butcher! 62 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:07,133 Don't worry, sweetie. I'm sure that man has some special tooth problem. 63 00:05:07,556 --> 00:05:10,199 I don't even have a special tooth problem! 64 00:05:10,675 --> 00:05:12,948 This is just a routine checkup! 65 00:05:16,365 --> 00:05:18,696 Oh, the bib is choking me! 66 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,151 It's over? That wasn't so bad. 67 00:05:22,651 --> 00:05:26,129 This tape explains oral hygiene in a way that's exciting for kids. 68 00:05:26,334 --> 00:05:29,365 The U.S. dental association presents: 69 00:05:29,423 --> 00:05:31,794 Menace tooth society. 70 00:05:39,679 --> 00:05:41,720 Damn, baby got bacteria. 71 00:05:41,817 --> 00:05:45,217 - You want to stick it to these whiteys? - Hey, I'm down with OPP... 72 00:05:45,236 --> 00:05:47,608 "Ongoing periodontal problems." 73 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,574 Break it down. 74 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,519 Hey, you low-life degenerates, stop illin' with the fillin'. 75 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,706 Luda-Crest. 76 00:06:14,490 --> 00:06:17,949 I'm the enemy of the cavity Unstoppable like gravity 77 00:06:18,114 --> 00:06:21,204 So brush with regularity Or you will face calamity 78 00:06:21,399 --> 00:06:22,953 I'll see ya in Atlanta, GA 79 00:06:23,401 --> 00:06:25,266 Dirty, dirty mouth, y'all. 80 00:06:25,936 --> 00:06:29,648 This film is against tooth decay, but it also kind of glamorizes it. 81 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:31,057 Mixed signals, hmm... 82 00:06:33,947 --> 00:06:38,009 - This is the greatest movie ever. - Dad, that's Ludicrous! 83 00:06:38,159 --> 00:06:42,327 - I have a right to my views. - No! I mean Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, 84 00:06:42,330 --> 00:06:44,433 right here in the dental plaza! 85 00:06:44,502 --> 00:06:48,563 Hey, man, that video was made for a onetime-only showing in Canada, 86 00:06:48,748 --> 00:06:52,383 - Understand? Do ya? - I'm sorry. There must have been some sort of misunder... 87 00:06:52,384 --> 00:06:56,582 Expect a letter from Cap In The Ass Productions and its head legal counsel, 88 00:06:56,737 --> 00:06:59,001 Ms. Melissa Burlingame! Peace out! 89 00:07:01,479 --> 00:07:03,926 Here's a free toothbrush. Keep those teeth clean. 90 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:08,183 So you're saying I should do your job for you, at home, for free. 91 00:07:08,372 --> 00:07:09,014 You wish. 92 00:07:12,883 --> 00:07:15,351 Okay, Principal Skinner, I want you to relax. 93 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:19,898 Just lie completely at ease while I administer the nitrous. 94 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:20,928 I shall. 95 00:07:23,745 --> 00:07:25,319 The dentist will be here in a minute. 96 00:07:25,514 --> 00:07:28,700 He'll know exactly what he's doing. Don't resist in any way. 97 00:07:39,447 --> 00:07:42,188 - Good afternoon, Principal Stinkface. - Dr. Bart. 98 00:07:42,649 --> 00:07:46,885 Let's see... According to your charts, you're due for your annual throat scraping. 99 00:07:47,731 --> 00:07:51,073 Uh-oh, I'm feeling a lot of cooties down there. 100 00:07:51,132 --> 00:07:52,764 We may need to replace a tooth. 101 00:08:01,758 --> 00:08:02,323 Now rinse. 102 00:08:03,989 --> 00:08:07,351 Finally, I'm going to take an x-ray, so lie perfectly still for 20 minutes. 103 00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:13,564 Don' you love that clean mouth feeling? 104 00:08:13,831 --> 00:08:14,726 Sure do. 105 00:08:14,881 --> 00:08:18,281 - Let's go get ice cream. - I can't wait to get the freshness out of my mouth. 106 00:08:18,369 --> 00:08:21,343 I'm going to glue my mouth shut with butterscotch. 107 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,660 Oh. Yay. 108 00:08:26,690 --> 00:08:30,286 - What the hell is a fundae? - It's a sundae that's fun. 109 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:32,973 I like that, but I'm on a bit of a health kick. 110 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:35,178 So I'll take the low-fat vanilla... 111 00:08:35,324 --> 00:08:39,677 with the following mix-ins: Snickles, Gooey Bears, Charlottesville Chew, 112 00:08:39,851 --> 00:08:45,450 Nice 'N' Many, Kat Kit, Herschel's Smooches, Mrs. Bad Bar, and Mi Dudes. 113 00:08:45,678 --> 00:08:46,572 Cup or cone? 114 00:08:46,844 --> 00:08:48,380 Uh... cone! 115 00:08:54,019 --> 00:08:59,772 Congratulations. You just purchased the one millionth ice-cream cone sold by this store! 116 00:09:00,287 --> 00:09:02,172 Oh, my God, this is amazing! 117 00:09:02,599 --> 00:09:04,771 Wait, I'm gonna be driving. I'll go for the cup. 118 00:09:05,408 --> 00:09:08,011 - Dad! - Fine, cone. 119 00:09:08,576 --> 00:09:09,858 What's this?! 120 00:09:11,325 --> 00:09:14,531 Tonight on Smartline, a provocative discussion of the Middle East.. 121 00:09:14,619 --> 00:09:15,727 will not be featured. 122 00:09:15,979 --> 00:09:19,555 Instead, we'll be talking to a man who bought an ice-cream cone. 123 00:09:19,842 --> 00:09:20,755 That's me. 124 00:09:20,969 --> 00:09:22,523 Of course that has nothing to do with the fact 125 00:09:22,571 --> 00:09:25,419 that this station and the ice-cream company are owned by the same corporation, 126 00:09:25,438 --> 00:09:26,546 but I digress. 127 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,227 All right, let's just get through this. 128 00:09:28,751 --> 00:09:32,303 Mr. Simpson, tell us how it felt when you bought the fateful treat. 129 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:36,578 I've never been to war, but I imagine it feels just like your first kill. 130 00:09:36,778 --> 00:09:38,565 The happiness swept me away! 131 00:09:39,925 --> 00:09:41,811 That hurt like a ******* 132 00:09:44,619 --> 00:09:48,233 - What'd I miss? - Kent Brockman said a horrible swear. 133 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,331 Which one? 134 00:09:51,352 --> 00:09:53,504 Uh, I'll Etch-A-Sketch it for you. 135 00:09:53,562 --> 00:09:55,544 Etch... sketch... Etch... sketch... 136 00:09:56,433 --> 00:09:59,465 Shake it! Shake it! 137 00:09:59,912 --> 00:10:00,922 It won't come off. 138 00:10:02,273 --> 00:10:03,575 Where's the hammer? 139 00:10:09,085 --> 00:10:13,379 Earlier, on this broadcast I said a word so vile it should only be uttered 140 00:10:13,398 --> 00:10:15,985 by Satan himself while sitting on the toilet. 141 00:10:16,481 --> 00:10:19,396 I apologize, and will make a large donation 142 00:10:19,396 --> 00:10:22,155 to charities that fight teen cursing. Good night. 143 00:10:28,155 --> 00:10:29,282 Don't seem so mad. 144 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:34,427 Uh, excuse me, sir. Did you see my broadcast tonight? 145 00:10:34,499 --> 00:10:38,600 Oh, God, no, I get my news from the Internet like every other normal person under 70. 146 00:10:38,745 --> 00:10:40,339 Farewell, dinosaur. 147 00:10:41,311 --> 00:10:42,671 No one saw my show. 148 00:10:43,002 --> 00:10:45,004 So, no one heard my filthy faux pas. 149 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:46,490 My career is safe. 150 00:10:46,670 --> 00:10:49,955 Well, the important thing is we got through this crisis together. 151 00:10:50,158 --> 00:10:51,421 That makes us friends, right? 152 00:10:52,237 --> 00:10:54,219 Uh, hey, look, it's the airport bus. You should get on it. 153 00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:55,482 Okay. 154 00:10:59,185 --> 00:11:00,933 America West, please. 155 00:11:04,542 --> 00:11:07,049 I can't believe Kent Brockman got away with it. 156 00:11:07,204 --> 00:11:10,309 Back in my day, TV stars couldn't say "booby," 157 00:11:10,401 --> 00:11:14,229 "tushie," "burp," "fanny burp," "water closet," "underpants," 158 00:11:14,345 --> 00:11:16,503 "dingle-dangle," "Boston marriage," 159 00:11:16,648 --> 00:11:21,118 "LBJ," "Titica," "hot dog," or "front lumps"! 160 00:11:25,087 --> 00:11:27,127 I'm not sure Brockman's out of the woods yet. 161 00:11:27,245 --> 00:11:30,121 There are a lot of religious watchdog groups out there 162 00:11:30,252 --> 00:11:33,420 keeping the world safe from the horror of free expression. 163 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:38,229 You mean there are losers who spend all day watching TV looking for stuff to complain about? 164 00:11:38,433 --> 00:11:39,871 Who'd be lame enough to do that? 165 00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:44,768 Okay, Smallville... super dog licks himself. 166 00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:47,256 That definitely goes in the naughty pile. 167 00:11:52,027 --> 00:11:56,109 60 Minutes... Morley Safer has questionable pants fold. 168 00:11:56,605 --> 00:11:59,694 The L Word... Used the "L" word. 169 00:12:04,062 --> 00:12:05,927 And now to peruse the local news. 170 00:12:07,258 --> 00:12:08,988 The happiness swept me away. 171 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:11,431 Oh, that hurt like a... 172 00:12:15,314 --> 00:12:17,782 God's least favorite word uttered on the public airwaves. 173 00:12:18,879 --> 00:12:21,853 "To: Online Christian Soldiers. 174 00:12:22,023 --> 00:12:25,346 Subject: Televised Super Swear." 175 00:12:25,899 --> 00:12:28,756 - Daddy, what are you doing? - Imploring people I never met 176 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:31,576 to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant 177 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:34,529 no harm for something nobody even saw. That's what I'm doing. 178 00:12:36,425 --> 00:12:39,262 - Daddy, we think you need a new mommy. - First things first. 179 00:12:43,352 --> 00:12:46,005 The Federal Communications Commission announced today it will launch 180 00:12:46,043 --> 00:12:49,571 a full inquiry into garbage-tongued anchorman Kent.... Brockman?! 181 00:12:49,959 --> 00:12:53,282 In a related story, Channel Six will demote Brockman to... 182 00:12:53,486 --> 00:12:56,926 weekend weatherman?! Dear God, this can't be happening. 183 00:13:04,019 --> 00:13:07,536 It's a glorious day here in Springfield. Light winds, low humidity. 184 00:13:08,158 --> 00:13:11,277 Now, let's check the five-day forecast. What the...?! 185 00:13:11,452 --> 00:13:14,717 Even the map thinks you stink, Kent. 186 00:13:15,605 --> 00:13:16,772 In breaking news, 187 00:13:16,812 --> 00:13:21,107 the FCC has just handed down a record ten million dollar fine against Channel Six 188 00:13:21,219 --> 00:13:24,580 for Kent Brockman's shameful swear-nami. 189 00:13:24,731 --> 00:13:28,319 Ten million dollars?! Looks like Newshound, the Channel Six mascot, 190 00:13:28,338 --> 00:13:30,893 is gonna have to go without his lazy-eye surgery. 191 00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:33,389 Sorry, boy. 192 00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:36,086 No, I'm over here. Over here! 193 00:13:36,318 --> 00:13:38,607 I got a treat for you. Oh! 194 00:13:38,782 --> 00:13:41,522 Now he's gonna starve. Proud of yourself, Kent? 195 00:13:44,131 --> 00:13:47,337 Kids, your old pal Krusty has had to make a few cutbacks 196 00:13:47,415 --> 00:13:50,233 because of a huge fine levied against the station. 197 00:13:52,049 --> 00:13:53,411 That's a bad thing. 198 00:13:53,585 --> 00:13:57,064 Anyway, we can't afford to pay the voice actors on ltchy and Scratchy, 199 00:13:57,288 --> 00:13:59,601 so I'm doing the voices myself. Roll it. 200 00:14:00,659 --> 00:14:03,692 I'm a cat walking down the street, swinging my arms. 201 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,634 Look, a lady made of dynamite! 202 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,112 Wait, I don't know that yet. 203 00:14:08,025 --> 00:14:10,609 How about a smooch? Kablooey! 204 00:14:12,803 --> 00:14:14,844 Here comes the mouse, what's-his-name. 205 00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:18,399 That was me that done that. But it ain't enough, so here's this. 206 00:14:18,972 --> 00:14:23,034 That's what you get for, uh, I don't know, messing with my wife. And it goes on. 207 00:14:27,462 --> 00:14:30,844 Damn that Brockman! There are only two rules in TV: 208 00:14:30,941 --> 00:14:34,828 don't swear, and don't whip it out. It's not rocket science. 209 00:14:36,975 --> 00:14:40,143 - Kent, can we talk? - I'm not fired, am I? 210 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:43,495 No, no, this station stands by its reporters. 211 00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:46,468 Say, what's that powder in your coffee? Is it cocaine? 212 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,071 No, it's Splenda. 213 00:14:48,091 --> 00:14:51,006 Spare me your slang, pusher man. You're fired! 214 00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:20,562 Haw, haw! Your distinguished career is over! 215 00:15:33,301 --> 00:15:35,303 Marge, the couch is lumpy! 216 00:15:35,439 --> 00:15:37,636 That's because you're sitting on me, you lummox! 217 00:15:37,732 --> 00:15:41,367 - Kent Brockman! - I invited him to stay with us for a few days. 218 00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:44,835 His career is ruined. And I was afraid he might commit 219 00:15:44,908 --> 00:15:46,735 you-know-what-icide. 220 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:49,509 I'm sorry, Marge, but I won't live under the same roof 221 00:15:49,509 --> 00:15:52,288 as a member of the liberal media. 222 00:15:52,478 --> 00:15:54,091 You'll have to excuse him. 223 00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:56,696 He's been watching a lot of Fox News. 224 00:15:56,745 --> 00:16:00,418 Did you know that every day Mexican gays sneak into this country 225 00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,633 and unplug our brain-dead ladies? 226 00:16:03,789 --> 00:16:05,460 We have to take in Mr. Brockman. 227 00:16:05,538 --> 00:16:08,871 He wouldn't be in this mess if you hadn't dumped coffee on his lap. 228 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:13,457 Oh, sure, put down a simple guy like me, who works hard and plays by the rules. 229 00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:17,556 - Dad, you barely go to work at all. - And you're constantly flouting the law. 230 00:16:17,614 --> 00:16:20,957 I'm willing to change my mind and that makes me great. You can stay. 231 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:23,143 But you have to give us an 8X10 for our wall 232 00:16:23,143 --> 00:16:25,660 of Casual Acquaintances Who Came to Stay For A While. 233 00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:30,172 Apu sang a song. What are you gonna do? 234 00:16:34,302 --> 00:16:36,984 Can 15 strippers run their own airline? 235 00:16:37,737 --> 00:16:41,488 Find out tonight on Fox's newest reality hit, Landing Strip. 236 00:16:42,182 --> 00:16:45,816 Ladies, check out what I can do with the oxygen masks. 237 00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:50,568 What a great show. Real people with real problems. 238 00:16:52,921 --> 00:16:56,303 This is Fox News with the latest liberal outrage. 239 00:16:56,536 --> 00:16:58,965 It seems liberals want to give NASA 240 00:16:59,004 --> 00:17:02,366 the right to abort space missions whenever they feel like it. 241 00:17:02,585 --> 00:17:05,811 Liberals... I hate them so much. 242 00:17:05,961 --> 00:17:07,282 One thing I've always wondered, 243 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:11,810 how can Fox News be so conservative when the Fox network keeps airing raunchy shows? 244 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,180 They don't fit together. 245 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,765 Liberals hate families. 246 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:16,771 Liberals... 247 00:17:17,606 --> 00:17:18,384 Liberals... 248 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:19,939 Liberals... 249 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:21,416 Liberals... 250 00:17:22,097 --> 00:17:22,952 Liberals... 251 00:17:23,846 --> 00:17:26,348 Fox deliberately runs shows that will earn them huge fines 252 00:17:26,386 --> 00:17:29,126 which are then funneled through the FCC straight to the Republican party. 253 00:17:29,127 --> 00:17:31,653 Everybody in the media knows it, but no one has the guts to say it. 254 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:34,597 Not true. You've got the guts, and I've got a web cam. 255 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,302 This time you can tell the truth. 256 00:17:36,478 --> 00:17:39,489 And swear like a lumberjack who hacked off a leg. Let's do it. 257 00:17:42,421 --> 00:17:43,199 Whoo-hoo? 258 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,675 Liberals? 259 00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:46,017 Whoo-hoo? 260 00:17:51,921 --> 00:17:54,739 Here we go. Four, three, two... 261 00:17:55,895 --> 00:17:58,285 Good evening. Thank you for inviting me into your laps. 262 00:17:58,941 --> 00:18:02,634 Friends, the press and the government are in bed together in an embrace so intimate 263 00:18:02,721 --> 00:18:07,152 and wrong, they could spoon on a twin mattress and still have room for Ted Koppel. 264 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,086 Journalists used to questions the reasons for war 265 00:18:10,328 --> 00:18:12,059 and expose abuse of power. 266 00:18:12,272 --> 00:18:16,626 Now, like toothless babies, they suckle on the sugary teat of misinformation 267 00:18:16,713 --> 00:18:19,920 and poop it into the diaper we call the 6:00 news. 268 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,888 Demand more of your government. Demand more of your press. 269 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:26,342 Fellow primate, this is a wake-up call. 270 00:18:30,316 --> 00:18:34,357 Vote out your so-called representatives. Reject your corporate masters. 271 00:18:34,509 --> 00:18:37,443 Buy nothing. Hug your children. Love the one you're with. 272 00:18:37,711 --> 00:18:38,779 Look at that rabble-rouser. 273 00:18:39,148 --> 00:18:41,577 He's threatening our ill-gotten gains. 274 00:18:41,826 --> 00:18:45,712 Galdarn it! I worked hard to ill-get those gains. 275 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,242 How do we stop him? 276 00:18:47,888 --> 00:18:49,598 I could Dracula bite him. 277 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:54,199 Actually, Krusty and I've been working on a plan to take out Brockman. 278 00:18:54,432 --> 00:18:56,628 - You want to start? - No, why don't you start? 279 00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:59,460 - Oh, but you're so good at starting. - You really think so? 280 00:18:59,499 --> 00:19:01,035 - Oh, I know so. Go on. - All right. 281 00:19:01,783 --> 00:19:04,601 Do you think there's something going on between those two? 282 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:08,915 To find out, I could turn myself into a bat and follow them around. 283 00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:11,543 Oh, you couldn't even get our pizza orders right. 284 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:15,216 Every order is half this, half that, it's confusing! 285 00:19:19,081 --> 00:19:22,822 Kent, your righteous political commentary rocks. 286 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:27,349 Yeah, you know how many stars out of five I gave the YouTube of your Webcast? 287 00:19:27,481 --> 00:19:29,930 Five! And I never give five. 288 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,043 It's true, he never does. 289 00:19:32,159 --> 00:19:35,949 - Mr. Brockman, you're a huge hit. - Really? How wide is the web? 290 00:19:36,192 --> 00:19:37,494 - World. - Wow. 291 00:19:39,315 --> 00:19:43,572 Kent, we want to offer you your old job back with a 50% pay increase. 292 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,781 Lisa, close your eyes for two seconds. 293 00:19:50,911 --> 00:19:52,505 One, two... 294 00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:54,532 I held out as long as I could! 295 00:19:58,428 --> 00:20:02,626 I guess there's just no place for truth and bravery in today's media. 296 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,322 True, but there's room for the truth in this household. 297 00:20:06,983 --> 00:20:11,103 Do you want to hear something really bad Kent told me about the Fox network? 298 00:20:11,274 --> 00:20:14,266 Of course. Gosh, Dad, your hands are shaking. 299 00:20:14,378 --> 00:20:17,759 I know. 'Cause this one's really, really bad. 300 00:20:19,538 --> 00:20:22,569 For years now, Fox has been... 301 00:20:22,603 --> 00:20:25,634 ...programming shows that the whole family can enjoy. 302 00:20:26,334 --> 00:20:29,020 Oh, my God! You don't suppose they're gonna start... 303 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,576 ...entertaining America with hits like House, 304 00:20:31,678 --> 00:20:35,351 American Idol and American Idol Results Show. 305 00:20:35,506 --> 00:20:38,382 I'm afraid they might. But I will not be silenced. 306 00:20:38,941 --> 00:20:39,874 The truth is... 307 00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:49,265 Okay. What I was going to say was...