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Oh, man, I love Oktoberfest.

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Oktoberfest!

3
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Sorry, sir, this is a harvest festival.

4
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No alcohol.

5
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I'm gonna have to
confiscate those steins.

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Springfield squash

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the most fibrous variety
of yellow squash.

8
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We drove 50 miles to look at
a stupid pile of vegetables?

9
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That's it, buster.

10
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You just bought yourself

11
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ten minutes watching that
man make a wagon wheel.

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Yes ma'am.

13
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Wagon wheels were the Internet

14
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of the 19th century!

15
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Really?

16
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No.

17
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Hmm!

18
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This winning cornu copia
is magnificent.

19
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Styrofoam?

20
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You stuffed
your horn?!

21
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What? Everybody does it.

22
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No, no, no, no

23
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noooo!

24
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Noooo!

25
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I can testify at the trial.

26
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Ain't goin'' be no trial.

27
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Ooh, look!
Pine cone first ladies.

28
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Where the hell
is Abigail Adams?!

29
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Oh, there she is.

30
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Where the hell is
Mary Todd Lincoln?!

31
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Oh, she's right there.

32
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Where the hell is
Ida Saxton McKinley?!

33
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Oh, I see.

34
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Where the hell is...?

35
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Dad, look.

36
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A corn maze!

37
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Puh! I didn't come here
to be insulted.

38
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We're leaving!

39
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Mm!

40
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Sure is a lot of corn
in this parking lot.

41
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Dad, we're in the maze.

42
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D'oh!

43
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Dad, why don't you
throw me in the air,

44
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and I can see which way is out?

45
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Corn.

46
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More corn.

47
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Another kid getting
thrown in the air.

48
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Witch's coven.

49
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Seattle Space Needle.

50
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Amateur production of
You Can't Take It With You

51
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Oh, I'm getting dizzy.

52
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And corn again.

53
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Maybe we should split up.

54
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Split up?!

55
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Marge, no! We can
fix this marriage!

56
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No, no, I didn't mean...

57
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Fine, you want out? Then go!

58
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I can make it on my own!

59
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Before I met you,
I had friends and dreams!

60
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I was talking about...

61
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Oh, please take me back.

62
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The dating scene is a nightmare.

63
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I'm begging you!

64
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I just meant we should split
up to get out of this corn maze.

65
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Deep down, I...

66
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I guess I knew that.

67
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Now there must be a way out!

68
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Of our marriage?!

69
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I don't want to live!

70
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I don't want to live...!

71
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Hey, this maze is made of corn!

72
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I'm so sick of being lost.

73
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To hell with maze etiquette!

74
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I'm walking straight outta here!

75
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Electrified for your enjoyment.

76
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Damn it!

77
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Signs also electrified.

78
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How come things that
happen to stupid people

79
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keep happening to me?

80
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Finally!

81
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I knew we could solve that maze

82
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using Tremaux's algorithm.

83
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Told you.

84
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No, you didn't.

85
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Your plan was to burn the corn.

86
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That was never my plan.

87
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I'm lost and I'm starving!

88
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Eat some corn!

89
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I don't have any holders!

90
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Now, don't worry, ma'am.

91
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We'll send a member
of our elite canine unit in

92
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to find your husband’s corpse.

93
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Uh, living corpse.

94
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Say hello to Officer Jaws!

95
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Chief, I'm afraid Officer
Jaws is guilty of littering...

96
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and here's the litter!

97
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Okay, everyone

98
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Puppy party at my house!

99
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Oh!

100
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Don't worry! Our dog will find my dad!

101
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We need you, boy!

102
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We need you, boy!

103
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Good boy!

104
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Now go find Homer!

105
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He needs something
with your father's scent.

106
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Maybe there's something in Dad's backpack.

107
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A sports bra?

108
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He just needs it for walking upstairs.

109
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This maze is too hard for me.

110
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To my wife Marge.

111
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In case I don't make it,

112
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here are my Oscar picks for next year

113
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Best Sound Effects Editing: the team from...

114
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Huh?

115
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Ahh...

116
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Dad!

117
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Your dog's quite a tracker.

118
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Say, has he ever thought about
a career in law enforcement?

119
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Um, I don't think

120
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he's ever thought about anything.

121
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Santa's Little Helper
would be an awesome police dog.

122
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Can he, Dad?
Can he?

123
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No, and never bring it up again!

124
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- Please, can he?
- All right.

125
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Boy, it is going to be so
cool when you're a police dog.

126
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Good boy!

127
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Now, transform.

128
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Cool.

129
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All right, listen up.

130
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For the next two weeks,
I'm gonna be your worst enemy,

131
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except this Thursday is the Fourth of July,

132
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so we'll take Friday off as well.

133
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Well, I guess Wednesday
everybody's going to be thinking

134
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about the long weekend,
so... eh, what the hell?

135
00:08:08,566 --> 00:08:10,480
Why don't we just take the whole week off?

136
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Why did you let me do that?

137
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We are so far behind.

138
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Nice work, canines.

139
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Bring in the next group.

140
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Uh, should I get this blow
back to the cage, Chief?

141
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Whoa, whoa, whoa."Blow"? "Cage"?

142
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You're in uniform, Lou.

143
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Don't slang it up.

144
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It is my privilege to welcome
this fine group of animals

145
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into the Springfield Police Force.

146
00:09:00,197 --> 00:09:04,381
Keep your noses clean and
your hearts free of worms.

147
00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:07,294
Listen to me, rook, these streets are hard.

148
00:09:07,301 --> 00:09:10,581
It ain't like Air Bud V:
Strong Arm Of The Paw.

149
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Attention all units:

150
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domestic disturbance in
progress at Rural Route 27.

151
00:09:15,439 --> 00:09:16,788
Domestic disturbance?!

152
00:09:16,794 --> 00:09:18,863
You're gonna have one hell of a first day,
boy.

153
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Squeak 'em if you got 'em.

154
00:09:23,908 --> 00:09:26,506
You gave that hog a day of beauty,

155
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and I didn't get nothing!

156
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Manicure...

157
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pedicure...

158
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exfoliation!

159
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Don't worry, boy,

160
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she just knocked a few fleas off you.

161
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You're gonna be okay.

162
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We need backup now!

163
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Cletus, you coward!

164
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Is you man or turtle?

165
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Here's your answer.

166
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Skittle, skittle, scurry, skittle.

167
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Okay, since the dog's not here,
I'm gonna take you for a walk.

168
00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,195
What's the matter, Bart?

169
00:10:06,403 --> 00:10:08,759
Oh, I miss Santa's Little Helper.

170
00:10:08,990 --> 00:10:12,446
I wanted him to be a police dog,
but now he has no time for me.

171
00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,047
I even have to eat
my own homework.

172
00:10:27,288 --> 00:10:28,794
Hey, could you
set us up down here?

173
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Easy there, pal.
We just started our shift.

174
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Attention K-9 unit.

175
00:10:42,805 --> 00:10:45,523
We got an 866 in progress
at the park. Over.

176
00:10:45,689 --> 00:10:47,277
Chief, why are you using
the walkie-talkie?

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00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:48,416
I can hear you fine.

178
00:10:48,944 --> 00:10:51,196
Fine. Let's not use
any of our police equipment.

179
00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:57,262
So, uh, you got any steroids?

180
00:10:57,451 --> 00:11:00,401
Oh, you know it.
I can make you huge.

181
00:11:01,732 --> 00:11:03,544
I want to pump my guns.

182
00:11:03,672 --> 00:11:05,032
I want to rip my pecs.

183
00:11:05,191 --> 00:11:06,877
I want to shriv my nards.

184
00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,727
"Nards," that's what
we needed to hear.

185
00:11:10,074 --> 00:11:10,902
Freeze!

186
00:11:13,618 --> 00:11:16,042
Nobody ever freezes.
Might as well just say "run."

187
00:11:22,207 --> 00:11:24,725
Catch me if you can,
little bowwow.

188
00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:36,271
No!

189
00:11:44,467 --> 00:11:46,452
Nice work... partner.

190
00:12:01,093 --> 00:12:04,104
You stand accused of giving
hope to scrawny young men.

191
00:12:04,212 --> 00:12:07,543
- How do you plead?
- Guilty... of being innocent!

192
00:12:12,402 --> 00:12:13,362
Well, I'm afraid,

193
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,753
because of this improperly
filled-out police report,

194
00:12:16,497 --> 00:12:18,227
I have no choice
but to let you go.

195
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,499
Case dismissed.

196
00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:21,429
Ho-ho!
Don't worry, dude,

197
00:12:21,587 --> 00:12:22,558
I'm going straight...

198
00:12:22,716 --> 00:12:25,830
straight to my customers
to sell more drugs.

199
00:12:30,887 --> 00:12:32,298
Listen, man, you got to let it go.

200
00:12:32,567 --> 00:12:34,309
Relax for a couple
days with your family.

201
00:12:34,416 --> 00:12:35,558
Come back fresh on Monday.

202
00:12:41,773 --> 00:12:43,082
Boy, you're back!

203
00:12:44,338 --> 00:12:46,008
Ow! You bit me!

204
00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:48,369
My own dog bit me!

205
00:12:57,242 --> 00:12:58,263
I can't believe it.

206
00:12:58,432 --> 00:12:59,964
My own dog bit me.

207
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,378
Now that he's had
a taste of human flesh,

208
00:13:02,486 --> 00:13:04,584
the dog will be a slave
to its succulence.

209
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,551
Look at him eyeing me.
He knows I taste best.

210
00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:09,047
Don't blame the dog, folks.

211
00:13:09,298 --> 00:13:12,435
A cop's life is so tense,
he has to channel it somewhere.

212
00:13:12,736 --> 00:13:14,896
Me, I knit violent imagery.

213
00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:17,772
Pretty grim, huh?

214
00:13:18,619 --> 00:13:21,928
Oh, I love Santa's Little
Helper, but I don't know

215
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,928
if we can have him
in our home anymore.

216
00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:27,417
Mom, you can't send him away!
He's a dog, not Grandpa!

217
00:13:27,587 --> 00:13:30,210
What if Santa's Little Helper
stops being a police dog,

218
00:13:30,389 --> 00:13:33,329
then he can get a nonviolent
job like barking songs

219
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,994
on novelty Christmas records.

220
00:13:35,192 --> 00:13:36,451
You can do it, boy!

221
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,421
No, boy, that's Hanukah!

222
00:13:42,561 --> 00:13:44,937
Forget it, kid.
He's a cop now.

223
00:13:45,077 --> 00:13:46,784
Well, I bet he can't resist this.

224
00:13:48,101 --> 00:13:48,917
Fetch, boy!

225
00:13:51,818 --> 00:13:53,775
My God!
I've lost him.

226
00:13:55,718 --> 00:13:56,851
Homer!

227
00:13:58,436 --> 00:14:00,873
Oh, relax, Marge.
I'm just messing with you.

228
00:14:01,218 --> 00:14:03,768
I know I'm not a dog.
I'm a people, like you.

229
00:14:06,238 --> 00:14:08,869
Homer, it's just Flanders.
You know him.

230
00:14:15,504 --> 00:14:17,285
You're going to live
with me now 'cause...

231
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,493
'cause only cops understand cops.

232
00:14:19,577 --> 00:14:21,617
Hey, Lou, want to party tonight?

233
00:14:21,724 --> 00:14:23,187
Oh, not tonight, Sharquelle.

234
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,901
I'm hanging out
with my new roommate.

235
00:14:24,988 --> 00:14:27,865
Oh, my God!
A police dog!

236
00:14:28,106 --> 00:14:31,090
Oh, I have a friend
who would love him.

237
00:14:36,606 --> 00:14:40,017
Okay, but just remember:
They don't love us.

238
00:14:40,352 --> 00:14:41,937
They just love the uniform.

239
00:14:42,455 --> 00:14:44,449
All right, now,
who's going with who?

240
00:14:47,123 --> 00:14:48,462
I don't want a new dog.

241
00:14:48,563 --> 00:14:50,712
I want my old dog.
The one who bit me.

242
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,055
Cheer up, boy.

243
00:14:52,185 --> 00:14:54,312
We'll get you their
most vicious street cur!

244
00:14:54,473 --> 00:14:56,046
He'll bite your ass raw!

245
00:14:56,165 --> 00:14:57,617
No street curs!

246
00:15:01,031 --> 00:15:02,892
That's it!
I want a snake!

247
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,255
Oh, no problem, pally.

248
00:15:05,514 --> 00:15:07,665
Our pythons cost
five dollars a foot.

249
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,820
We're not made of money!

250
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:15,772
All right.

251
00:15:25,168 --> 00:15:26,529
He is so awesome.

252
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,529
I already love him
more than I love Lisa.

253
00:15:28,691 --> 00:15:31,145
It says here
don't bother naming them.

254
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,193
Snakes have poor hearing,
and only live to strangle.

255
00:15:34,407 --> 00:15:36,995
I like it. "Strangles."

256
00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:38,846
Hey, Lis, you want
to touch Strangles?

257
00:15:39,003 --> 00:15:41,206
He's not slimy at all.
He's scaly.

258
00:15:42,287 --> 00:15:44,336
Eww! He is slimy!

259
00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:46,180
That's because
I soaked him in slime!

260
00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:50,689
Why, you little...
I'll teach you to trick your sister!

261
00:15:59,346 --> 00:16:00,806
Homer, can you breathe?

262
00:16:01,016 --> 00:16:03,825
Well, I can breathe out okay.

263
00:16:06,201 --> 00:16:09,860
Don't... give...
snake... attention.

264
00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:14,199
It's what...
he really... wants!

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00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:17,586
I'm okay.

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00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,075
After months of practice,

267
00:16:21,288 --> 00:16:24,637
I have trained my rabbit
to hop in perfect tempo

268
00:16:24,899 --> 00:16:28,384
to Mussorgsky's immortal
Pictures at an Exhibition.

269
00:16:29,127 --> 00:16:32,612
Now for some hip-hop
we can all get down with!

270
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,471
Bart Simpson, you can't
bring a python to school!

271
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:46,159
Hey, don't ask me to show
if you can't handle the tell.

272
00:16:47,918 --> 00:16:50,768
Well, I'm going to show you
to the principal,

273
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:53,023
and tell him all about it.

274
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,183
Mine was as funny as his.

275
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:00,938
No one's arguing with you, lady.

276
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:02,588
Now, can we just learn something?

277
00:17:02,911 --> 00:17:04,909
The snake's getting away!

278
00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:27,875
The snake must be in there.

279
00:17:39,981 --> 00:17:41,259
You miss him, don't you?

280
00:17:41,656 --> 00:17:42,920
Lou, he's got to get over it.

281
00:17:43,237 --> 00:17:46,012
I miss Shamrock Shakes,
but they ain't coming back till March!

282
00:17:46,385 --> 00:17:49,541
You know, Chief, Shamrock Shakes
are just vanilla shakes colored green.

283
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,342
I taste the flavor.
It's a very mild mint.

284
00:17:52,514 --> 00:17:54,274
Well, maybe, because
it's a minty color,

285
00:17:54,391 --> 00:17:55,814
your mind is fooling your tongue.

286
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:56,961
I know what I taste!

287
00:17:57,152 --> 00:17:59,057
I got to go with
the chief on this one.

288
00:17:59,315 --> 00:18:00,584
Whoa! There's a big surprise.

289
00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:39,983
Hey, Lou, what's your
favorite thing in the world,

290
00:18:40,082 --> 00:18:41,553
so I can dump all over that?

291
00:18:47,912 --> 00:18:48,941
Time for a head count.

292
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,676
Children,
line up according to height.

293
00:18:50,848 --> 00:18:51,651
No, weight.

294
00:18:51,771 --> 00:18:54,250
No, the sum total of the letters
in your last name

295
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:56,364
if each letter
is assigned a numeric value

296
00:18:56,462 --> 00:18:58,732
according to its place in the alphabet.
Quickly, now!

297
00:19:00,718 --> 00:19:03,466
Deadly toxic cloud!
Deadly toxic cloud!

298
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:06,750
Bart's missing.

299
00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:08,280
He must still be in the school!

300
00:19:11,371 --> 00:19:13,041
No, boy!
It's too dangerous!

301
00:19:13,159 --> 00:19:14,017
Let him go, Lou.

302
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,158
He's not following
his nose this time.

303
00:19:16,381 --> 00:19:17,804
He's following his heart.

304
00:19:18,185 --> 00:19:21,529
Sometimes I forget why you're chief,
but I remember now!

305
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,888
You follow your heart, boy!

306
00:19:27,904 --> 00:19:31,257
Here, Strangles!
Strangles?

307
00:19:35,129 --> 00:19:38,206
Oh, man, it's like
some chemicals cut one.

308
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,125
Strangles, you came to save me!

309
00:19:44,944 --> 00:19:47,450
Santa's Little Helper,
you came, too!

310
00:19:56,221 --> 00:19:58,772
Sorry, but a boy's got
to go with his dog.

311
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:03,000
If he hurts you again,
don't call me.

312
00:20:04,142 --> 00:20:06,405
Who am I kidding, I'll always
be there for you.

313
00:20:09,707 --> 00:20:11,826
And... saved!

314
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,725
Hero cop saves boy!
Hero cop saves boy!

315
00:20:25,584 --> 00:20:27,670
Oh, I knew you loved me, boy!

316
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,787
Now you can be my dog again.

317
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:39,576
Don't worry.
I'll give ya a home.

318
00:20:43,193 --> 00:20:44,299
That'll do, snake.

319
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:48,125
That'll do.