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Laugh it up with Christ and Krusty
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
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ha, ha, ha, ha
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We got hired 'cause we are busty
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
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ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Hey! Hey!
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Oh... whoa... whoa!
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Real nice
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laughing at an old man's pain.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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We've got a great show tonight,
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with all your favorite
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second-tier costume characters.
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Like Ribwich Rib-it!
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Matrix Poochie!
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And right off the plane
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from his dad's funeral,
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Sideshow Mel!
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And now for the highlight of our show,
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a special appearance by Elvis...
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...Stojko!
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Olympic Medalist Elvis Stojko
performs a graceful triple Axel.
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Elvis Stojko is so handsome.
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He can lace up my skates any time.
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Don't you hags know
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that all male figure skaters
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are "twinkly in the lutz"?
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That's a common misconception.
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I have a girlfriend in Vancouver.
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Made-up girlfriend, made-up city.
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Just think, Lisa,
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if I had paid for those skating lessons,
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that could've been you.
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Say, Mel,
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those figure skaters sure are having
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a swell time out there.
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Indeed!
Why don't we join them?
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Oh, my back.
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Wow, Krusty and Mel sure can skate.
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Nothin' slows down the baby boomers.
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Aw, don't look so shocked.
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You knew the deal.
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Children, we need your help.
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The Grumple has stolen
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all of our Holiday Cheer.
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That can't be good.
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Grumply, grumply groo,
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I'll throw my net over you.
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Look out!
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It's the Grumple!
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Oh!
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Whoa,
watch where you're going there, pally.
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We've got a basketball game in an hour.
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But we're trying to get
to Mistletoe Mountain.
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Tell it to the Utah Jazz, snowflake.
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Elvis, Grumple,
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Candy Kevin!
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Let's teach these guys
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the real meaning of Christmas.
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Come on, Homer.
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Let's get the kids out of here.
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Homer?
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Give back that Holiday Cheer, you bastard!
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Never!
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This sweater is gorgeous.
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I'll take one in "wife" size
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and three in "mistress" size.
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Now Smithers, I need your advice
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picking out a gift for a
very dear friend of mine.
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A single fellow, a bit quiet,
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but one with a warm, loyal heart.
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Well, sir, a fellow like that
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might have had his
eye on this silver frame.
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It would go great with
his collection of Art Deco...
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Shut up, shut up! There he is.
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Hello, Phillip.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh-ho. Never you mind, Mr. Nosey.
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Are you going to that string quartet thing?
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'Cause I'm not.
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Are you still here?
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Go pay for that.
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Well, uh...
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what can ol' Santa bring you for Christmas,
son?
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I want a dirt bike,
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one of those video
game chairs that vibrate...
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Dad, he's not the real Santa.
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We can't afford that stuff.
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Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!
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I better go after him.
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What can I do for you, young lady?
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What I want can't be bought at any store.
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Oh, what is it, sweetie?
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Peace on earth?
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What? No!
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I-I mean, that's a given.
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But also,
the Malibu Stacy Pony Beach Party Set
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with Sparkle Sand.
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It's sold out everywhere.
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You know,
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Santa thinks he saw
an extra Beach Party Set
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sitting back in the stockroom there.
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Really?
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Y-you just wait here.
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Let me go check, Sugar plum.
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Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
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You really made my daughter's Christmas.
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Well, her smile made mine.
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Gil!
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March your fake bootfronts over here!
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Mr. Costington!
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Sir,
I'm glad I have this chance to talk to you.
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I've been on the payroll here since May,
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and I'd really like
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to start working in Ladies Shoes.
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Not literally, of course.
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I... I couldn't walk very fast,
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though I'd learn if that's what it takes.
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Never mind that now!
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Did you sell the Malibu
Stacy set I put aside?
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That was for you?
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It was for my daughter!
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You nitwit!
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I want my dolly!
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You nitwit!
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Now get back that toy.
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Gee, I'm sorry, sir.
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Taking back that doll would break
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a little girl's heart on Christmas Eve.
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I made a lot of mistakes in my life,
but I would never do that.
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Well, then, you're...
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fired!
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But I...
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Aw.
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Oh, you poor man.
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Fired on Christmas Eve.
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Why don't you have dinner with us tonight?
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Please, Santa?
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Well, let me check the bus schedule here.
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If I get it... make a transfer there.
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Well, I could be there by 2:00 a.m.
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We'll give you a ride.
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That's swell.
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Could you swing by my ex-wife's place?
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I want her to see me riding in a car.
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And a partridge in a...
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...pear tree.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, I guess ol' Gil should skedaddle.
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You can't go home tonight.
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It's cold. It's late.
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Yeah,
maybe I should spend the night here, too.
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You're getting a cab, old man.
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In fact, I believe I see it now.
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But I haven't given you a present.
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Your present is leaving.
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Oh, I don't see a cab.
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Well, since I'm staying,
how about another song?
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Jazzin' around the Christmas tree
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It's a skit skat holiday.
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It's Christmas!
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It's Christmas! It's Christmas!
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I didn't think it would ever come,
but it did!
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What is all this?
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Well,
I figured since you invited me to stay,
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I might as well go down to the bus locker
and get my stuff.
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Oh.
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Marge, we have a problem here.
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You have a bigger problem out there.
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Grumply,
grumply groo, your blood will make my stew.
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Do you think that's the same Grumple
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from the ice show?
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Because I do.
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Hey, hey,
who wants some eggs à la Harold Stassen?
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Huh?
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They're always running!
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Do you really understand what that means?
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Kinda.
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Why did you let that loser into our home?
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I'll tell you why: Christian charity.
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Christian Charity?
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What does a porn star have to do with this?
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He's gotta go.
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I promise you he'll leave after today.
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Really?
Who's gonna make him?
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I will.
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He sure has a lot of
markers that don't work.
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Well, I got something.
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Gah! A spider bite,
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or as I like to call it, a "Christmas kiss."
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Listen, uh, Gil...
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I sort of thought that...
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you know, you'd be on your way by now.
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Really?
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You're gonna put me out on Christmas day,
huh?
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Well, that's all right.
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I can go down to the men's shelter.
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I just hope that weird
priest with the runny eye
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ain't serving soup, 'cause they...
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Wait, you don't have a place to live?
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Lower the boom.
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I guess you don't have to
leave till the holiday's over.
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Has the boom been lowered?
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No!
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D'oh...
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Appearing in their
first Rose Parade,
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the marching band
from Altoona, Pennsylvania
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playing "Rachel's Theme"
from Batman Begins.
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Hey-ya, Marge, Happy New Year.
You make any resolutions?
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Yes. One... involving you.
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What a coincidence!
I made one, too.
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I'm gonna move my fanny
off this sofa.
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And move it over to
that recliner by the phone
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'cause I'm expecting a call any minute
now from my old boss at Jackpot Realty,
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asking me take over
the Scottsdale office.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah. That desert air's
gonna give the ol' one-two
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to my bronchitis.
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Oh... boy.
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I guess you can stay
a little longer.
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Ah, thank you, Marge.
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You know, those floats
should really slow down
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and savor it, 'cause your
life can go to Hell pretty quick.
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We're not keeping that moocher
in this house another minute.
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He's still in need.
We have to let him stay.
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It's what Dr. Kingwo to do.
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Oh, that's it.
We're changing doctors.
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Please,
just a few more days.
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Marge, admit it.
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You just can't say
"no" to anyone.
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That's why you have three kids.
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It's true.
I do have trouble saying "no."
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It all started when I was seven.
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Marjorie,
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we need you to hide our
cigarettes in your dollhouse.
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No!
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Mom?
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Gramma?
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Aunt Larina?
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Anybody?
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And that's why I have trouble
saying "no" to people.
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Even Gil.
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Marge, I have no idea
what you were just thinking about.
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Why would you think I did?
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What's a matter, Homer?
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You still miss the UPN?
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Yeah, but there's
something else.
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There's this loser staying
in our house.
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Marge says she's gonna kick him out,
but then she never does.
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Well, you can't kick him out,
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'cause then Marge will never
learn to assert herself.
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Well, I guess I'll have
to wait for Marge
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to show some backbone and
You again?!
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What the hell is this thing?
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Happy holidays
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May the calendar keep
bringing happy holidays
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Homie.
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Wake up.
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I rented that negligee you like.
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Those legs go on forever.
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Oh, wait, they stop right there.
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Homer, don't forget
it's Valentine's Day!
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What you gettin' the missus?
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A heart-shaped box of chocolates.
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Gil, listen.
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We've been very patient,
but I want you to...
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00:14:02,778 --> 00:14:03,875
Is that for me?
269
00:14:03,981 --> 00:14:05,872
Is it the Scottsdale job?
270
00:14:06,077 --> 00:14:08,156
It's your foot doctor, Gil!
271
00:14:08,565 --> 00:14:09,360
Yes.
272
00:14:09,768 --> 00:14:10,764
Yes.
273
00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:11,968
Oh, dear.
274
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,806
I can't tell him that!
275
00:14:15,114 --> 00:14:18,979
Aw, geez!
Boy, I was...
276
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,989
Well, I'm still a winner!
277
00:14:22,091 --> 00:14:23,732
As long as I got a cup of coffee
278
00:14:23,839 --> 00:14:26,842
and a tomorrow on the calendar,
ol' Gil's comin' back.
279
00:14:27,147 --> 00:14:30,200
Oh. Say, Homer, how about
closin' up that robe?
280
00:14:30,305 --> 00:14:31,956
I'm seeing the whole butcher shop.
281
00:14:33,004 --> 00:14:34,364
For your information,
282
00:14:34,419 --> 00:14:37,192
since I bought it,
I put on a ton of weight.
283
00:14:39,903 --> 00:14:42,268
Happy holidays
284
00:14:43,495 --> 00:14:48,856
May the calendar keep bringing
happy holidays...
285
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:51,134
McCarthy pumps the old bassoon
286
00:14:51,197 --> 00:14:52,717
While I the pipes do play
287
00:14:52,821 --> 00:14:55,956
And Hennessy Tennessee
tootles the flute
288
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,379
And the music is awfully grand...
289
00:14:57,465 --> 00:15:01,290
Oh, their drunken singing
is ruining St. Patrick's Day!
290
00:15:01,547 --> 00:15:04,553
Well, just let 'em
finish this one song.
291
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,811
There's O'Brians, O'Ryans,
O'Sheehans and Meehans
292
00:15:07,868 --> 00:15:09,785
They come from Ireland...
293
00:15:23,581 --> 00:15:25,682
Happy Holidays
294
00:15:25,887 --> 00:15:28,101
Happy Holidays...
295
00:15:28,506 --> 00:15:31,069
While the merry
bells are ringing
296
00:15:31,072 --> 00:15:33,153
May your every wish come true
297
00:15:33,361 --> 00:15:35,802
Happy Holidays
298
00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:37,948
Happy Holidays
299
00:15:38,755 --> 00:15:43,734
May the calendar keep bringing
happy holidays to you.
300
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:47,376
Oh, man.
301
00:15:47,383 --> 00:15:49,130
Now he even mooches
our lunches.
302
00:15:51,024 --> 00:15:53,856
All he left me with are
these used nicotine patches.
303
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,699
Give me your lunch,
dingus.
304
00:15:57,810 --> 00:15:59,882
Oh, mini quesadillas!
305
00:16:02,026 --> 00:16:02,823
Zesty!
306
00:16:07,871 --> 00:16:14,676
Happy Holidays
May the calendar keep bringing
307
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:20,502
happy holidays to you.
308
00:16:22,684 --> 00:16:24,416
I'm so sick of Gil.
309
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:28,685
He ruins Thanksgiving,
uses my leg razor to peel his carrots...
310
00:16:28,753 --> 00:16:31,303
Marge, I hate to
interrupt the ol'solilo-diddly-iloquy,
311
00:16:31,309 --> 00:16:33,982
but I just want to thank you
for your early Christmas card.
312
00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:35,317
Christmas card?
313
00:16:35,323 --> 00:16:37,251
I haven't even taken
the photo yet.
314
00:16:37,255 --> 00:16:39,316
Isn't this your posse on this glossy?
315
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,005
That Photoshopping freak!
316
00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:47,992
Oh, I don't mean to cause
Gil ill will, but still...
317
00:16:47,998 --> 00:16:49,798
Don't you defend him!
318
00:16:49,893 --> 00:16:52,425
I want that mooch out
of my house right now!
319
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:55,014
Marge, I've never seen
you like this before.
320
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:56,015
That's right!
321
00:16:56,122 --> 00:16:59,076
I just found my gumption,
and I like it!
322
00:16:59,179 --> 00:17:02,635
Marge Simpson is gonna say no!
323
00:17:02,701 --> 00:17:04,291
Gil! Gil?
324
00:17:04,408 --> 00:17:05,204
Gil!
325
00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:06,707
Gil's gone.
326
00:17:06,814 --> 00:17:07,862
Back to Scottsdale.
327
00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:09,474
- Problem solved.
- End of story.
328
00:17:09,522 --> 00:17:10,749
Can we have pancakes
for dinner?
329
00:17:11,528 --> 00:17:12,323
Gil's gone?
330
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:15,252
But I have a "no" inside met
hat has to come out.
331
00:17:15,357 --> 00:17:17,327
Hey, Marge,
you want a thousand dollars?
332
00:17:17,435 --> 00:17:18,624
No!
333
00:17:18,659 --> 00:17:19,634
I mean, yes!
334
00:17:19,641 --> 00:17:20,539
Too late.
335
00:17:22,129 --> 00:17:26,536
Don't worry. I make
six of those a year.
336
00:17:28,075 --> 00:17:31,179
Even though Gil left,
I still have to kick him out.
337
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:34,339
I need this, or I'll never
be able to say "no."
338
00:17:34,544 --> 00:17:36,727
Mom, I understand
your psychological need,
339
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,299
but I'm not sure what you can do.
340
00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:39,602
I'll tell you what.
341
00:17:39,609 --> 00:17:42,714
- We're going to Scottsdale!
- Scottsdale?
342
00:17:42,769 --> 00:17:44,359
Will we stay at a Tripletree Resort?
343
00:17:44,373 --> 00:17:46,254
- Sure.
- Then forget it!
344
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:58,207
I'll ask these active
seniors if they know Gil.
345
00:17:58,263 --> 00:18:00,236
I'll have you know I'm 32.
346
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,858
There he is!
347
00:18:07,591 --> 00:18:08,259
Gunderson?!
348
00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:18,419
Whoa, Gil's a big shot!
349
00:18:18,471 --> 00:18:21,024
And to think he and I once
shared a shower.
350
00:18:21,081 --> 00:18:23,513
I don't care
how successful Gil is.
351
00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:26,091
He's still a mooch,
and I need to tell him off!
352
00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:35,588
117 degrees?
353
00:18:35,591 --> 00:18:37,051
Ooh, that reminds me.
354
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,987
There's water under the seat!
355
00:18:45,703 --> 00:18:46,780
Now remember, Marge,
356
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,879
we're not buying anything
for more than 1.2,
357
00:18:50,155 --> 00:18:55,564
but if I scratch my nose,
that means we can go to 1.5.
358
00:18:58,969 --> 00:19:01,140
People, remember,
you're selling dreams!
359
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:02,444
When a family owns a home,
360
00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:08,013
And what matters most
isn't the commission you make,
361
00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:10,460
it's the smiles on their faces
362
00:19:10,504 --> 00:19:13,578
when they know they own
that land free and clear.
363
00:19:13,732 --> 00:19:15,044
He's the best I've ever seen.
364
00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:17,992
He's talking at a Century 22 level.
365
00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:21,201
Gil, remember me?
366
00:19:21,306 --> 00:19:23,646
Marge Simpson?
What are you doing here?
367
00:19:23,852 --> 00:19:25,883
Lookin' for a home
on a quiet cul-de-sac,
368
00:19:25,888 --> 00:19:28,092
where your neighbor
could be Tanya Tucker?
369
00:19:29,731 --> 00:19:30,597
Listen, bub.
370
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,735
I have something to say to you,
and it can't wait.
371
00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:37,800
Oh, well, looks like we got
a Backout Bettyon our hands.
372
00:19:37,842 --> 00:19:40,596
But watch ol' Gil take her
from furious to curious.
373
00:19:40,803 --> 00:19:42,714
Now, ma'am, you say
you can't wait, and you're right.
374
00:19:42,789 --> 00:19:45,189
With interest rates climbing
and choice properties
375
00:19:45,197 --> 00:19:47,428
in the Kingsbridge School
District drying up...
376
00:19:48,756 --> 00:19:51,117
The only house I'm
interested in is my own,
377
00:19:51,122 --> 00:19:54,538
which you defiled
for 11 hellish months.
378
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,025
But now I've
learned to say "no!"
379
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,812
No to your mooching!
No to your manipulation!
380
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,305
And a big fat no to the
Kingsbridge School District!
381
00:20:04,443 --> 00:20:07,405
Aw, come on, you can't
say no to ol' Gil.
382
00:20:07,812 --> 00:20:08,938
No!
383
00:20:11,131 --> 00:20:12,552
Why, he's as pathetic as we are.
384
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,313
Gunderson!
385
00:20:17,318 --> 00:20:19,007
I put you in charge
of this office
386
00:20:19,014 --> 00:20:20,775
because I thought
you could tame this town.
387
00:20:21,181 --> 00:20:23,983
You're fired!
388
00:20:31,049 --> 00:20:32,710
Here's a box for your stuff.
389
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,433
I can't live in this!
390
00:20:35,974 --> 00:20:39,470
May the calendar
keep bringing
391
00:20:39,825 --> 00:20:43,171
Happy holiday to...
392
00:20:43,234 --> 00:20:46,397
Ba-Ba-bop-de-Ba-you!
393
00:20:50,224 --> 00:20:51,465
Grumply, grumply groo,
394
00:20:51,771 --> 00:20:53,841
we're here to share
Christmas with you!
395
00:20:57,588 --> 00:21:00,491
Have a grumply grumply
Christmas
396
00:21:01,198 --> 00:21:03,590
Free of grumply groo
397
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:10,257
Oh, by grumple, have a grumply
grumply Christmas, won't you?