1 00:00:04,201 --> 00:00:07,500 " The Simpsons " 2 00:01:05,496 --> 00:01:07,430 D'oh! 3 00:01:12,937 --> 00:01:14,905 Take two! 4 00:01:19,043 --> 00:01:21,011 Take three! 5 00:01:43,033 --> 00:01:45,763 Human roaches, feeding off each other's garbage. 6 00:01:45,869 --> 00:01:48,360 The only thing you can't buy here is dignity. 7 00:01:48,472 --> 00:01:50,906 Welcome, swappers... 8 00:01:51,008 --> 00:01:53,340 to the Springfield Swap Meet. 9 00:01:53,444 --> 00:01:57,244 Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron. 10 00:01:59,516 --> 00:02:01,575 I need a drink and a shower. 11 00:02:01,685 --> 00:02:03,585 Oyster shells! 12 00:02:03,687 --> 00:02:06,349 Hand painted to resemble Lucille Ball! 13 00:02:06,457 --> 00:02:08,925 You'll love Oyster Lucy! 14 00:02:09,026 --> 00:02:12,757 Oh, Mr. Mooney, I just gotta meet Bob Cummings! 15 00:02:12,863 --> 00:02:14,763 Viv! 16 00:02:16,066 --> 00:02:18,796 Oh, boy! Free trading cards! 17 00:02:18,902 --> 00:02:22,133 Wow!Joseph of Aramathea! 18 00:02:22,239 --> 00:02:26,300 Twenty-six conversions in A.D. 46! 19 00:02:26,410 --> 00:02:29,846 Whoa! A Methuselah rookie card! 20 00:02:29,947 --> 00:02:34,043 Who'd have thought learning about religion could be fun? 21 00:02:34,151 --> 00:02:36,312 - Religion? - Learning? 22 00:02:36,420 --> 00:02:38,320 Let's get outta here! 23 00:02:38,422 --> 00:02:39,548 Hey! 24 00:02:39,656 --> 00:02:44,320 Wow! An original Malibu Stacy from 1 958! 25 00:02:44,428 --> 00:02:46,020 Ooh! 26 00:02:46,130 --> 00:02:49,190 Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out. 27 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:50,926 Oh, my! 28 00:02:51,035 --> 00:02:54,436 Prisoner 2 4601 . 29 00:02:54,538 --> 00:02:58,235 I wore this for two years in a Vietcong internment center. 30 00:02:58,342 --> 00:03:00,310 Never thought I'd see the old girl again. 31 00:03:00,411 --> 00:03:02,936 Still fts. 32 00:03:03,047 --> 00:03:08,041 - Small world, huh? - It is. It really, really is. 33 00:03:08,152 --> 00:03:10,382 Ooh, five cents each. 34 00:03:12,790 --> 00:03:14,690 Junk. 35 00:03:14,792 --> 00:03:16,692 Junk. 36 00:03:18,128 --> 00:03:20,096 The airplane's upside-down. 37 00:03:21,365 --> 00:03:23,890 Stradi-''who''-vius? 38 00:03:24,001 --> 00:03:29,166 Your teenage son or daughter will think this wishbone necklace is really cool. 39 00:03:29,273 --> 00:03:33,175 I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid. 40 00:03:36,013 --> 00:03:38,277 Hmm. Nah. 41 00:03:38,382 --> 00:03:40,282 What the hell's this? 42 00:03:40,384 --> 00:03:44,787 Melvin and the Squirrels. Part of the rodent invasion of the early '60s. 43 00:03:44,888 --> 00:03:48,346 " Stuck a feather in his cap and called it-- " 44 00:03:48,459 --> 00:03:51,951 - " Rice-A-Roni " - Melvin! 45 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:57,197 Bart, look. It's Dad! 46 00:03:59,069 --> 00:04:00,798 Dad, when did you record an album? 47 00:04:00,904 --> 00:04:02,804 I'm surprised you don't remember, son. 48 00:04:02,906 --> 00:04:04,806 It was only eight years ago. 49 00:04:04,908 --> 00:04:08,344 Dad, thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago. 50 00:04:11,115 --> 00:04:13,583 No, really. I can't. It's a serious problem. 51 00:04:17,354 --> 00:04:20,949 What are we all laughing about? 52 00:04:21,058 --> 00:04:23,083 Who cares? 53 00:04:23,193 --> 00:04:27,892 Anyway, it all happened during that magical summer of 1 985. 54 00:04:27,998 --> 00:04:32,367 A maturing Joe Piscopo left Saturday Night Live to conquer Hollywood. 55 00:04:32,469 --> 00:04:35,802 People Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel. 56 00:04:35,906 --> 00:04:38,739 And I was in a barbershop quartet. 57 00:04:40,177 --> 00:04:43,738 " Hello " 58 00:04:43,847 --> 00:04:47,146 " Hello, my baby Hello, my honey " 59 00:04:47,251 --> 00:04:50,345 " Hello, my ragtime ragtime gal " 60 00:04:50,454 --> 00:04:52,854 Every afternoon at Moe's, Chief Wiggum... 61 00:04:52,956 --> 00:04:55,584 Principal Skinner, Apu and I would get together and sing. 62 00:04:55,692 --> 00:04:58,786 And the crowds went wild. 63 00:04:58,896 --> 00:05:02,764 - Yoo-hoo! - " Then you'll be left alone " 64 00:05:02,866 --> 00:05:07,098 Barbershop? That ain't been popular since aught-six, dag-nab it! 65 00:05:07,204 --> 00:05:08,933 What did I tell you? 66 00:05:09,039 --> 00:05:13,874 No talking like a grizzled 1 890s prospector. Consarn it. 67 00:05:13,977 --> 00:05:16,810 Anyway, rock and roll had become stagnant. 68 00:05:16,914 --> 00:05:19,405 ''Achy Breaky Heart'' was seven years away. 69 00:05:19,516 --> 00:05:21,541 Something had to fill the void. 70 00:05:21,652 --> 00:05:24,212 And that something was barbershop. 71 00:05:24,321 --> 00:05:28,087 " Good-bye " 72 00:05:28,192 --> 00:05:31,889 " Good-bye my Coney Island baby " 73 00:05:31,995 --> 00:05:34,020 That's my son up there! 74 00:05:34,131 --> 00:05:38,727 - What, the balding fat-ass? - Uh, no, the Hindu guy. 75 00:05:40,370 --> 00:05:43,635 - " Never to see you any-- " - " Never gonna see you any " 76 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:47,176 I'm gonna nail that cop right between the eyes. 77 00:05:47,277 --> 00:05:49,609 "Never to return again " 78 00:05:49,713 --> 00:05:51,647 Right after this song is over. 79 00:05:51,748 --> 00:05:55,707 " Good-bye my Coney Island babe " 80 00:06:03,527 --> 00:06:06,428 " Good-bye my Coney Island baby " 81 00:06:06,530 --> 00:06:09,658 "Farewell, my own true love true love " 82 00:06:09,766 --> 00:06:13,167 - "I'm gonna go away and leave you " - Ching, ching. 83 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:15,932 You know, Reverend, this really isn't a hymn. 84 00:06:16,039 --> 00:06:20,533 Ned, there's an oil stain in the parking lot that looks just like St. Barnabus. 85 00:06:20,644 --> 00:06:23,374 Oh, my stars! 86 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,380 - " So good-bye " - " Farewell " 87 00:06:25,482 --> 00:06:27,211 " Shop Kwik-E-Mart and save " 88 00:06:27,317 --> 00:06:30,844 " Good-bye, my Coney Isle-- Good-bye, my Coney Isle-- " 89 00:06:30,954 --> 00:06:36,392 " Good-bye my Coney Island babe " 90 00:06:41,798 --> 00:06:46,201 Homer, I'm a theatrical agent. I want to represent your group. 91 00:06:46,303 --> 00:06:49,761 - Really? - Yeah, you've got it. 92 00:06:49,873 --> 00:06:53,468 All except that police officer. Yuck! Too Village People. You'll have to replace him. 93 00:06:53,577 --> 00:06:55,704 Just leave it to me. 94 00:06:57,881 --> 00:07:00,679 Where we goin'? Where we goin'? 95 00:07:00,784 --> 00:07:04,811 Run along, boy. You're free now. 96 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:12,587 No! No! Noooo! 97 00:07:12,696 --> 00:07:14,527 Principal Seymour Skinner. 98 00:07:14,631 --> 00:07:19,000 - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. - Eh, never fit on a marquis, luv. 99 00:07:19,102 --> 00:07:22,037 From now on your name is Apu de Beaumarché. 100 00:07:22,139 --> 00:07:26,098 It is a great dishonor to my ancestors and my god, but okay. 101 00:07:26,209 --> 00:07:30,373 The next day, we started auditioning for Chief Wiggum's replacement. 102 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:35,110 " Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O " 103 00:07:35,218 --> 00:07:38,346 "And on this farm he had a chick " 104 00:07:38,455 --> 00:07:40,753 "The swingingest chick I know " 105 00:07:40,857 --> 00:07:43,621 "With a wiggle-wiggle here And a wiggle-wiggle there " 106 00:07:43,727 --> 00:07:47,322 - Get off the stage! - I want to, but I can't.! 107 00:07:47,431 --> 00:07:51,424 "When you're alone and life is gettin' you lonely " 108 00:07:51,535 --> 00:07:55,995 "Ye can always go Ach! ''Doontoon'' " 109 00:07:56,106 --> 00:07:57,130 Next! 110 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:03,008 "Theme from a summer place " 111 00:08:03,113 --> 00:08:06,310 " From a summer place " 112 00:08:06,416 --> 00:08:12,252 "The theme from a summer place " 113 00:08:12,356 --> 00:08:15,291 - " It's the theme-- " - Next! 114 00:08:15,392 --> 00:08:17,360 " If I could walk with the animals " 115 00:08:17,461 --> 00:08:19,429 "Talk with the animals " 116 00:08:19,529 --> 00:08:23,465 " Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals " 117 00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:27,196 Good Lord! Doctor Doolittle is Chief Wiggum. 118 00:08:27,304 --> 00:08:29,272 This bird's gonna fly! 119 00:08:29,373 --> 00:08:31,273 Aaah! 120 00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:34,742 It was one lousy applicant after another. 121 00:08:34,845 --> 00:08:39,873 - And then-- - " Over in Killarney " 122 00:08:39,983 --> 00:08:44,249 "So many years ago " 123 00:08:44,354 --> 00:08:46,948 - Such a voice. - Who is that? 124 00:08:47,057 --> 00:08:50,993 "Me mither sang this song to me " 125 00:08:51,094 --> 00:08:55,758 "In tones so soft and--" 126 00:08:55,866 --> 00:08:57,493 Barney! 127 00:08:57,601 --> 00:09:00,798 "Just a little Irish ditty " 128 00:09:00,904 --> 00:09:03,873 Barney! How'd you like to sing for our group? 129 00:09:03,974 --> 00:09:07,569 Sure! Why not? Now whar's me toothpick? 130 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:10,976 "Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra " 131 00:09:11,081 --> 00:09:14,847 "Too-ra-loo-ra-li " 132 00:09:14,951 --> 00:09:18,682 Wiggum forever! Barney never! 133 00:09:18,789 --> 00:09:22,350 Wiggum forever! Barney never! 134 00:09:22,459 --> 00:09:24,359 Wiggum forever! 135 00:09:24,461 --> 00:09:29,330 " Sweet Adeline " 136 00:09:29,433 --> 00:09:34,700 " Sweet Adeline " 137 00:09:34,805 --> 00:09:38,366 " My Adeline " 138 00:09:38,475 --> 00:09:41,876 " My Adeline " 139 00:09:45,282 --> 00:09:49,013 Barney forever! Wiggum never! 140 00:09:49,119 --> 00:09:52,850 Barney forever! Wiggum never! 141 00:09:52,956 --> 00:09:55,754 Hey, those girls you paid to scream are doing a great job! 142 00:09:55,859 --> 00:09:57,759 I didn't pay any girls to scream. 143 00:09:57,861 --> 00:09:58,919 Huh? 144 00:10:01,164 --> 00:10:03,098 Boy! We sounded great, huh? 145 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,692 Only one question remains, gentlemen. What do we call ourselves? 146 00:10:06,803 --> 00:10:09,931 How about Handsome Homer Simpson, Plus Three? 147 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,667 I like it! 148 00:10:11,775 --> 00:10:13,766 I do not-- I do not think-- 149 00:10:13,877 --> 00:10:16,038 No. We need a name that's witty at first... 150 00:10:16,146 --> 00:10:18,114 but seems less funny each time you hear it. 151 00:10:18,215 --> 00:10:20,706 How about the Be Sharps? 152 00:10:27,557 --> 00:10:29,525 Perfect. 153 00:10:29,626 --> 00:10:31,025 The Be Sharps. 154 00:10:31,127 --> 00:10:34,893 - The Be Sharps. - The Be Sharps. 155 00:10:34,998 --> 00:10:36,898 The Be Sharps. 156 00:10:41,271 --> 00:10:45,332 Why, you can't blame a guy for tryin'. 157 00:10:45,442 --> 00:10:47,410 Oh, you're all under arrest. 158 00:10:51,648 --> 00:10:54,776 - What'd you kids get? - I bought this cool pencil holder. 159 00:10:54,885 --> 00:10:59,913 Far out, man. I haven't seen a bong in years. 160 00:11:00,023 --> 00:11:02,856 No one bought a wishbone necklace. 161 00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:06,690 One of us made some money. I sold a guy our spare tire. 162 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:09,026 D'oh! 163 00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:14,298 Well, it'll be a long time before your mother gets back with the tire... 164 00:11:14,404 --> 00:11:17,032 so why don't I tell you more of the story? 165 00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:20,075 Now that we had a name, the Be Sharps needed a hit. 166 00:11:20,176 --> 00:11:24,636 Something new, something exciting, something mid-1 980s. 167 00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:31,979 "There was nothing in Al Capone's vault " 168 00:11:32,088 --> 00:11:35,683 " But it wasn't Geraldo's fault " 169 00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:39,421 D'oh! 170 00:11:39,529 --> 00:11:43,932 Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car! 171 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:46,969 Mmm. Baby on board. 172 00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:49,038 " Baby on board " 173 00:11:49,139 --> 00:11:51,539 " Something, something Burt Ward " 174 00:11:51,641 --> 00:11:53,609 This thing writes itself!. 175 00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:57,646 " I'm tellin' you it's mighty nice " 176 00:11:57,747 --> 00:12:01,114 " Each trip's a trip to paradise " 177 00:12:01,217 --> 00:12:04,653 "With my baby " 178 00:12:04,754 --> 00:12:09,054 " On board " 179 00:12:09,159 --> 00:12:12,856 Gentlemen, you've just recorded your first number one. 180 00:12:12,963 --> 00:12:16,057 - Oh, yes! - Yes! Wait till I tell Marge! 181 00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:18,862 Oh, yes. Bouffant Betty. 182 00:12:18,969 --> 00:12:21,301 Well, I would prefer we kept your marriage a secret. 183 00:12:21,404 --> 00:12:24,498 A lot of women are going to want to have sex with you... 184 00:12:24,608 --> 00:12:26,735 and, uh, we want them to think they can. 185 00:12:26,843 --> 00:12:32,042 Well, if I explain it to Marge that way, I'm sure she'll understand. 186 00:12:37,554 --> 00:12:39,886 Come on, honey. 187 00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:42,720 It'll only be till we finish our tour of Sweden. 188 00:12:50,367 --> 00:12:53,734 " Baby on board " 189 00:12:53,837 --> 00:12:56,738 " How I've adored " 190 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:02,779 "That sign on my car's windowpane " 191 00:13:02,879 --> 00:13:05,074 That's my boy Homer singing. 192 00:13:05,181 --> 00:13:08,344 - Eh, Paul Harvey's on. - Ooh! 193 00:13:08,451 --> 00:13:13,388 And that little boy who nobody liked grew up to be... 194 00:13:14,491 --> 00:13:17,085 - Roy Cohn. - Wow! 195 00:13:17,193 --> 00:13:20,253 And now you know the rest of the story. 196 00:13:20,363 --> 00:13:26,233 " 'Cause I'm driving in the carpool lane " 197 00:13:28,104 --> 00:13:31,938 Aw, squiddy, I got nothing against ya. 198 00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:34,806 I just heard there was gold in your belly. 199 00:13:34,911 --> 00:13:37,277 Ha, ha, harr! Ha, ha, harr! 200 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:41,407 "With my baby " 201 00:13:41,518 --> 00:13:45,420 " On board " 202 00:13:45,522 --> 00:13:47,717 Homer, you're going to be famous! 203 00:13:47,824 --> 00:13:50,554 Yeah, but I'm not gonna let it change our lives. 204 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:53,220 I'll be the same loving father I've always been. 205 00:13:53,329 --> 00:13:56,230 - Have you seen Bart? - I stuck him somewhere. 206 00:13:59,869 --> 00:14:02,497 Look what I got for you, Dad. 207 00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:06,509 Oh, Home-- 208 00:14:06,609 --> 00:14:08,577 Gimme the key. 209 00:14:16,953 --> 00:14:19,251 I have a question for Apu de Beaumarché. 210 00:14:19,355 --> 00:14:21,152 Isn't it true that you're really an Indian? 211 00:14:21,257 --> 00:14:24,192 By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie. 212 00:14:24,294 --> 00:14:26,524 Barney, how did you join the group? 213 00:14:26,629 --> 00:14:28,859 They found me on the men's room floor. 214 00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:34,259 - Principal Skinner-- - Mm-hmm? 215 00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:36,270 You've been referred to as ''the funny one.'' 216 00:14:36,372 --> 00:14:40,331 - Is that reputation justified? - Yes. Yes, it is. 217 00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:48,414 " Good-bye, my Coney Isle-- Good-bye, my Coney Isle-- " 218 00:14:48,518 --> 00:14:50,486 " Good-bye my Coney Island babe " 219 00:14:50,587 --> 00:14:54,284 " Good-bye my Coney Island babe " 220 00:14:57,260 --> 00:15:01,356 Damned ceremonies. This is time I could be working, Mommy. 221 00:15:01,464 --> 00:15:05,628 We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. 222 00:15:05,735 --> 00:15:11,605 She's 1 00 years old, and she weighs over 200 tons. 223 00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:14,939 This enormous woman will devour us all! Aaah! 224 00:15:16,513 --> 00:15:18,481 I-- I meant the statue. 225 00:15:18,581 --> 00:15:23,883 Okay. Gilligan, the Skipper, and Chief Wiggum. 226 00:15:25,121 --> 00:15:28,090 - Name three castaways. - Hi-oh.! 227 00:15:28,191 --> 00:15:30,091 Ooh! 228 00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:35,531 Clancy, use the remote. 229 00:15:36,633 --> 00:15:38,533 Oh, yeah. 230 00:15:38,635 --> 00:15:42,298 Oh! Can we talk about Chief Wiggum? 231 00:15:43,473 --> 00:15:46,465 We had fame and fortune. 232 00:15:46,576 --> 00:15:49,704 Now all we needed was the approval of record company lowlifes. 233 00:15:49,813 --> 00:15:53,943 And the Grammy for outstanding soul, spoken word... 234 00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:56,177 or barbershop album of the year goes to-- 235 00:15:58,655 --> 00:16:01,385 - The Be Sharps! - Yea! 236 00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:05,125 Congratulations! 237 00:16:05,228 --> 00:16:08,356 David Crosby, you're my hero! 238 00:16:08,464 --> 00:16:10,762 - Oh, you like my music? - You're a musician? 239 00:16:10,867 --> 00:16:15,361 Then came the greatest thrill of my life. 240 00:16:15,471 --> 00:16:17,439 Hello, Homer. I'm George Harrison. 241 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:19,508 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 242 00:16:19,609 --> 00:16:23,045 - Where did you get that brownie? - There's a big pile of'em. 243 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:32,154 Oh, man. 244 00:16:32,255 --> 00:16:33,722 What a nice fellow. 245 00:16:38,194 --> 00:16:40,594 Lisa, did you see the Grammys? 246 00:16:40,697 --> 00:16:42,961 You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners. 247 00:16:43,066 --> 00:16:44,863 You haven't heard the last of them. 248 00:16:44,968 --> 00:16:48,199 - I miss you, Daddy. - I miss you too, honey. 249 00:16:58,348 --> 00:17:00,748 Oh. 250 00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:03,910 Here's that champagne you ordered, Mr. Simpson. 251 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,079 Oh, thanks. 252 00:17:07,123 --> 00:17:10,251 - Here. - Wow! An award statue! 253 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:13,056 Oh, it's a Grammy. 254 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,926 Hey, don't throw your garbage down here.! 255 00:17:22,572 --> 00:17:25,006 Wow, look at all this Be Sharps merchandise! 256 00:17:25,108 --> 00:17:28,441 Lunch boxes, coffee mugs... 257 00:17:28,544 --> 00:17:30,603 funny foam. 258 00:17:30,713 --> 00:17:34,205 They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous. 259 00:17:34,317 --> 00:17:37,445 But if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die. 260 00:17:37,553 --> 00:17:39,612 - Bart! - What? 261 00:17:39,722 --> 00:17:41,849 I can't believe you're not still popular. 262 00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:45,860 What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus? 263 00:17:45,962 --> 00:17:50,262 All the time. It was the title of our second album. 264 00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:53,494 But we were about to learn an iron law of show business. 265 00:17:53,603 --> 00:17:55,833 What goes up must come down. 266 00:17:55,939 --> 00:18:00,000 What about Bob Hope? He's been consistently popular for over 50 years. 267 00:18:00,109 --> 00:18:02,839 - So has Sinatra. - Well, anyway, we were all getting tired of-- 268 00:18:02,946 --> 00:18:04,846 Dean Martin still packs 'em in. 269 00:18:04,948 --> 00:18:06,916 - Ditto Tom Jones. - Shut up! 270 00:18:07,016 --> 00:18:11,919 With your father on the road all the time, I tried to compensate for his absence. 271 00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:20,462 Hi, kids. I love-- 272 00:18:20,563 --> 00:18:21,757 Aaah! 273 00:18:21,864 --> 00:18:24,594 Aaah! 274 00:18:27,103 --> 00:18:30,163 Meanwhile, the group was having problems of its own. 275 00:18:30,273 --> 00:18:35,438 " For all the latest medical poop " 276 00:18:35,545 --> 00:18:40,676 " Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop " 277 00:18:40,783 --> 00:18:45,117 " Koop-Koop-a-doop " 278 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,348 This is worse than your song about Mr. T. 279 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:52,224 I pity the fool who doesn't like... he. 280 00:18:52,328 --> 00:18:55,024 - And where's Barney? - Oh, he's with his new girlfriend... 281 00:18:55,131 --> 00:18:58,123 the Japanese conceptual artist. 282 00:18:59,902 --> 00:19:02,632 Barbershop is in danger of growing stale. 283 00:19:02,739 --> 00:19:06,573 I'm taking it to strange new places. 284 00:19:06,676 --> 00:19:08,576 Number eight. 285 00:19:08,678 --> 00:19:10,270 Number eight. 286 00:19:16,986 --> 00:19:18,510 Then came the day we knew we were finished. 287 00:19:18,621 --> 00:19:21,146 Gentlemen, Us magazine just came out with its what's hot and what's not issue. 288 00:19:21,257 --> 00:19:23,817 - Are we hot? - We are not. 289 00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:31,100 We all went our separate ways. 290 00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:32,134 Well, William, I'm back. 291 00:19:32,201 --> 00:19:33,964 So, how did you spend your summer? 292 00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:38,507 I made millions in software and lost it at the track. Ach! 293 00:19:39,942 --> 00:19:43,309 It may not be glamorous, but it's good, honest work. 294 00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:45,506 - How much is this quart of milk? - Twelve dollars. 295 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:50,484 - Hey, Barney, what'll it be? - I'd like a beer, Moe. 296 00:19:50,586 --> 00:19:54,579 I'd like a single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat. 297 00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:56,658 Here you go. 298 00:19:56,759 --> 00:19:58,386 Hey, fellas. I'm back. 299 00:19:58,494 --> 00:20:01,327 Oh, that's great. Your replacement is getting tired. 300 00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:07,699 - Hey, Queenie, you can go now. - I'll give her a good home. 301 00:20:07,804 --> 00:20:10,864 And I did. 302 00:20:10,973 --> 00:20:14,568 I'll never forget my five and a half weeks at the top. 303 00:20:14,677 --> 00:20:18,204 -Man, that's some story. -There are still a few things I don't get. 304 00:20:18,314 --> 00:20:20,874 Like, how come we never heard about this until today? 305 00:20:20,983 --> 00:20:24,043 - What happened to the money? - Why haven't you hung up your gold record? 306 00:20:24,153 --> 00:20:26,621 Since when could you write a song? 307 00:20:26,722 --> 00:20:29,384 There are perfectly good answers to those questions... 308 00:20:29,492 --> 00:20:31,460 but they'll have to wait for another night. 309 00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:33,461 Now off to bed. 310 00:20:49,412 --> 00:20:51,972 I can't remember the last time we were all together. 311 00:20:52,081 --> 00:20:54,709 Last year, on that stupid Dame Edna special. 312 00:20:56,085 --> 00:20:58,212 And a one, and a two, and a three-- 313 00:20:58,321 --> 00:20:59,549 " Ba-bum-bum-bum " 314 00:20:59,655 --> 00:21:03,147 " Baby on board " 315 00:21:03,259 --> 00:21:06,057 " How I've adored " 316 00:21:06,162 --> 00:21:10,895 " That sign on my car's windowpane " 317 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,730 Hello! Human Fly here. 318 00:21:13,836 --> 00:21:17,897 Come on! I stayed up all night dyeing my underwear. 319 00:21:18,007 --> 00:21:22,000 Extra, extra! Be Sharps sing on rooftop! 320 00:21:22,111 --> 00:21:24,011 What? Give me one of those! 321 00:21:24,113 --> 00:21:26,946 Wait a minute. There's nothing in here about the Be Sharps! 322 00:21:27,049 --> 00:21:29,415 - Come back here! - Ha-ha.! 323 00:21:33,356 --> 00:21:36,689 It's been done. 324 00:21:38,961 --> 00:21:43,864 - Pretty, huh, Chief? - It sure is, Lou. It sure is. 325 00:21:43,966 --> 00:21:45,092 Get the tear gas. 326 00:21:45,201 --> 00:21:47,761 " Each trip's a trip to paradise " 327 00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:51,567 "With my baby " 328 00:21:51,674 --> 00:21:55,371 " On board " 329 00:21:59,916 --> 00:22:01,907 I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group... 330 00:22:02,018 --> 00:22:04,213 and I hope we passed the audition. 331 00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:12,086 I don't get it. 332 00:22:44,794 --> 00:22:46,762 Shh!