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The Simpsons.

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Oh, my. War is terrible.

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Buzz cola,
The taste you'll kill for.

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Available in "ze" lobby.

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Do they really think
cheapening the memory

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of our veterans will sell soda?

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I have to go to "ze" lobby!

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I'm sorry,
but we're not supposed to put

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butter on the milk duds.

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You're not supposed
to go to the bathroom

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without washing your hands either.

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Touché.

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To the top, please.

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Swim, my pretties.

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Sacre Bleu!
"The deadly poke of Zorro!"

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What? "N"?

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What does "N" stand for?

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No, no. It's a "Z"
I am Zorro. "Z" for Zorro.

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I have come to return
King Arthur to the throne.

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It's a history lesson come to life!

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No, it isn't. It's totally inaccu...

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Quiet! Here come the ninjas.

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What part of
"stop cutting my dress off"

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don't you understand?

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"S.P."?

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The Scarlet Pimpernel?

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We're just... uh, friends.

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She's lying!
Slice her head off!

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Your honor has been insulted!

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This will not stand!

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Ooh, you don't want to get Zorro mad.

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You're pouring hot butter on my leg!

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Sir, I demand satisfaction.

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I challenge you to a duel.

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Do you accept
or are you a coward?

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I... am a coward!

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Whoo! You go, Zorro!

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I, King Arthur, declare Zorro
the new king of England!

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Yes!

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From the "Z"to the "O"
to the double "R"-"O".

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He's the dude
in a mask from the Barrio.

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With his horse and his
mask and his big ol' sword.

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He'll cut your butt
from a '52 Ford.

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Oh, move it, Q-tip! Ha!

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Why that little...
He insulted your honor!

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Sir, I demand satisfaction!

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Are you crazy, dude?

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I challenge you to a duel!

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The dude is crazy!

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Will you duel,
or are you a coward?

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Would a coward do this?

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Bye!

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Mwah! My hero!

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"H" is for Homer!

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Thanks, Homer.

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I told you not to drink
all those Frescos

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before we got in the car!

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Mother, please!
You're embarrassing me.

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No, I'm not.

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Seymour needs the toilet!

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His bladder's full, full of urine!

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Yeah, thanks.

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It's just past the end of the bar

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next to the heavyset guy.

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Heavyset?
What's that supposed to mean?

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All right, take it easy. Take it easy.

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I'm just sayin'.
You ain't no, uh, Tommy Tune.

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No Tommy Tune, eh? Oh, that's it!

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You insulted my honor!

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I did your what now?

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I demand satisfaction!

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I challenge you to a duel!

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Hey, a duel?

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I, eh... isn't that a little extreme?

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Here, here, have a free beer.

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Really? But you've never
given anyone a free beer.

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Yeah, I ain't never been slapped

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with no dueling glove before either.

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Wow. A free beer.

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And I owe it all to a little glove slap.

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Glove slap, baby, glove slap.

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A glove slap
to the little ol' face.

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Will get you satisfaction.

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Glove slap, baby.

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A glove slap, baby.

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Glove slap, baby, glove slap.

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Glove slap, I don't take crap.

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Glove slap, shut your big yap.

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Coming through.
Challenge. Duel. Hi, Lenny.

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How dare you?
Demand satisfaction.

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Sir, your challenge is accepted.

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I agree to the duel, sir.

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I choose pistols at dawn.

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Pistols at dawn?

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Oh, why did I have to slap
a guy who says "sir"?

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You'll need a will
and a headstone. Aisle six.

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Aisle six?

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Dueling at dawn?
How did it ever come to this?

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The national weather service
says dawn is still scheduled

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for 06:20 tomorrow,
and to please stop calling.

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Oh, Homer,
I bet that southern colonel

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doesn't even show up.

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Yeah, he's probably just
a big blowhard like you.

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Sir, that is an insult!

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I challenge you...

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What?

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Oh, honey,
I had the worst nightmare.

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This glove kept slapping people

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and I was getting blamed.

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Sir! I'll say, sir!

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The time has come!

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Oh, no!

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He's out there, isn't he?

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I'm afraid so,
and his wife's with him.

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- Homer!
- Hey, I'm not dead yet!

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Save me, Marge! I saved you!

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Why don't you have
the Colonel's wife save you?

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Oh, Marge, that's in the past.
Just let it go.

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Sir! I'll say, sir!

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The hour is upon us, sir!

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Hello. My husband
will be right with you.

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We're just taking this

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old Christmas tree to the dump.

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Ah, well, now, I wouldn't be
much of a southern gentleman

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if I didn't help you carry that tree.

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No, no, no, no.

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You'll get sap
on your dueling blouse.

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Well, at least let me shoot it

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into smaller pieces for you, ma'am.

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Well, it's worth a try. Don't you...

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We're fine, Colonel.

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Good day.

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It looks like you were saved
by a Christmas tree.

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And somebody wanted
to get rid of it in April.

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Flanders, you gotta help me.

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Is there a southern couple
parked in front of my house?

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Ooh, yes, indeedy, Homer.

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Looks like they're
settlin' in for a long stay.

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I was afraid of that.

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Well, good-bye,
my gentle neighbor.

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You know, I've always wanted
to tell you how much...

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To continue talking

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please deposit 10 cents.

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Eh, screw it.

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We can't go back home?

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Where are we gonna live?

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How 'bout that house?

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That has people living in it.

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You can see them
through the windows.

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Lousy showoffs.

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Look! It's Jimmy Carter!

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Could you build us a house,
President Carter?

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We can't go back to ours.

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I'm sorry.
These are for the truly needy.

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Yeah.
Get your own habitat.

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Come on, Carter.
Build us a house, you lazy bum!

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You have offended me, sir.
I challenge you to...

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Come back here! Why,
you yellow-bellied...

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Come on! Move it!

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- Where are we going, Dad?
- How should I know?

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Then why are you driving
so fast?

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'Cause I'm trying to think!

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What would Zorro do?

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Zorro!

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"Rural Route 9"?

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That's it!

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We can hide out
at the farm where I grew up!

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You mean Grampa's old farm?

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Yeah. It'll be fun.

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Fresh country air

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apples for the picking,
sing-along hay rides.

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What a dump!

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Race you to the swimmin' hole!

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Come on, Ma! Bring the young-uns!

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There's no leeches!

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Lots of snakes though!

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Whoo!

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Holy Moly! We can't stay here!

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It's full of raccoons!

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Just think of 'em as cats with rabies.

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Hello, kitty.

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Oh, yeah, you little scamp!

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Are we really gonna
live here and grow crops?

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Absolutely.
This is our big chance.

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The Simpsons will be reborn

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as a bunch of gap-toothed bumpkins!

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I'll dig an outhouse!

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I'll weed the floor!

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I'll repress the rage I'm feeling!

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That's my girl.

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Let the agriculture begin!

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All right. Let's see
what the old girl can do.

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It doesn't sound very tractor-y.

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Hang on... and there.

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Now we're talking!

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Dad!

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- Go get lassie!
- Lassie?

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I mean Lisa.

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Oh, you poor little sheep!

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No one's sheared you for years.

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All right.
Almost done, my little friend.

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Soon you'll be a nice, cool...

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Rat!

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Well, well.

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Look at the city slicker

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pulling up in his
fancy German car.

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This car was made in Guatemala.

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Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers.

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I bought these shoes from a hobo.

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Well, la-dee-da,
Mr. Park Avenue manicure.

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I'm sorry.
I believe in good grooming.

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You're not gonna grow nothin'
on the old Simpson place.

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That's why your daddy
abandoned it.

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Oh, what do you know?

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Well, I know your soil
Ph is up around 9.6

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and you need
it seven to eight max.

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Oh, that's just superstition!

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You watch me.
I'll grow something out there.

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Not if you're
plantin' gummy bears.

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Ah! Wow, Dad!

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This is the juiciest
watermelon I ever tasted.

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Yeah. I hope I can
grow some like that.

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What are you planting?

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Oh, a little bit of everything.

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Something will thrive
in this harsh, merciless soil.

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And for those
who face nature unafraid...

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It is they who reach...

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- I'm down.
- Pa!

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Move the hand brake!

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Ohh, that's heaven.

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Oh, it's been a month.
Why won't anything grow?

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Maybe it needs more fertilizer.

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I'm only one man, Marge.

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Well, it's probably
just a bad growing season.

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Hot diggety! It's up to her eye!

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- Time to harvest, boys!
- Whoo!

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Nice work, Petunia.

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'Ere you go.

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Oh, who am I kidding?
I'm no farmer.

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Well, if it isn't Mr. Salad Fork.

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You couldn't grow stink on a monkey.

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Leave me alone, you big bully.

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Oh, I'm just razzin' ya. It's my way.

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Here, have an ear on me.

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More tumbleweed, Lisa?

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No, thanks.
I'm still finishing my thistles.

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Dad, if we leave for town right now,

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we could catch the dinner
special at Krusty Burger.

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Sorry, boy.

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Going back to Springfield
would be a coward's way out.

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Wasn't skipping town
in the first place

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a coward's way out?

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Oh, you're right! I'm a coward!

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I made such a mess of things!

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If only there was some magic potion

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that would make those crops grow.

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Wait a minute.

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Plutonium?

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Gee, Homer, isn't that kind of risky?

260
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,045
Yeah, I guess you're right. It's not.

261
00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:21,050
Hey, Lenny,
sending some outgoing mail?

262
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,218
You know it.

263
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,844
I'll probably send some tomorrow.

264
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,221
I hear that.

265
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,817
Easy.

266
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,693
Careful.

267
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:40,778
Steady.

268
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,497
Time to give mother nature
a little goose.

269
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,040
Well, Marge...

270
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,209
have you ever seen
a field glow like that?

271
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,086
It's eerily beautiful.

272
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,004
But are you sure this is safe?

273
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,966
Of course, not!
But you know something?

274
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:04,260
"Sometimes you have to break the rules

275
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,886
to free your heart."

276
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,305
You got that from a movie poster.

277
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,057
Well, "When there's nothing left

278
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,560
to believe in, believe in hope."

279
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:13,643
Where'd you get that?

280
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,856
From the producers of Waiting to Exhale.

281
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,108
Is that Plutonium on your gums?

282
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,359
Shut up and kiss me.

283
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,653
Mmmmwah!

284
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:28,951
Wake up, honey.

285
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:32,872
It's time to harvest
our radioactive super-crop.

286
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,582
But it's only been one night.

287
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,208
That's all it takes.

288
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,585
If we learned one thing

289
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,254
from The Amazing Colossal Man
and Grasshopper-us,

290
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:44,508
it's that radiation makes stuff
grow real big real fast.

291
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,803
But didn't Grasshopper-us
kill Chad Everett?

292
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,555
Only 'cause he tried to reason with him.

293
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,391
Brace yourselves, everybody.

294
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,935
You're about to see the hugest, juiciest,

295
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,730
possibly super-intelligent vegetables

296
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,148
man has ever known.

297
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,065
You might want to crane

298
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,026
your necks upward now to save time.

299
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,861
Ta-da!

300
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,325
All right now, don't panic.

301
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,577
It's possible the giant
vegetables are invisible.

302
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,334
Oh! Where are you?

303
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,710
Oh, honey, give it up.

304
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,253
Oh, you're right.

305
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,630
This farm's hopeless.

306
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,590
Why didn't I listen
to those inbred hicks?

307
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:27,009
I guess I'll just go
hang myself in the barn.

308
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,010
Homer, no!

309
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,345
Let him go, Mom.

310
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,864
Wait, Dad!
You don't have to kill yourself.

311
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:31,931
This better be good.

312
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:34,808
Something is growing.

313
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,352
A sprout!

314
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,437
And there's some more!

315
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,647
What is it? Carrots? Peas?

316
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,065
Maybe it's okra!

317
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,025
Who cares what it is? It's growing.

318
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,527
I've saved the farm! Yeah! Oh!

319
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,413
Look at my babies.

320
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,458
This tomato will be Heinz ketchup.

321
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:03,087
And this tomato will be Hunt's catsup.

322
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,467
Tastes like cigarette butts!

323
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,094
Hmm. That's odd.

324
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,929
The outside looks like a tomato

325
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,639
but the inside is brown.

326
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,516
Maybe the tomato seeds crossbred

327
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,226
with the tobacco seeds.

328
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,978
Oh, great. I got a field full of mutants.

329
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,397
Gimme! I want more!

330
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,316
I thought you said it tasted terrible.

331
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,400
It does...

332
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,569
But it's smooth and mild.

333
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:32,074
And refreshingly addictive.

334
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,617
Addictive, eh?

335
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,330
"Tomacco"?
That's pretty clever, Dad.

336
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:41,000
I mean, for a product
that's evil and deadly.

337
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,459
Aw, thanks, honey.

338
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,170
I'm not crazy about
the plutonium or nicotine.

339
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:48,674
But it is very nice to see
Bart eating his vegetables.

340
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,263
Excuse me, Mr. Farmer Man.

341
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:57,641
I promised my son he could
tip over his first cow.

342
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,643
And I... "Tomacco"?

343
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:03,522
Yes, it's the latest craze.
Try some, won't you?

344
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:04,732
Go ahead, Ralphie.

345
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,942
The stranger is offering you a treat.

346
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,739
Oh, Daddy!
This tastes like Grandma!

347
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,702
Holy Moses!
It does taste like Grandma!

348
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,454
- I want more!
- Yeah, me too.

349
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,581
We'll take a bushel or a pack
or just give it to me!

350
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,375
Yech!

351
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,380
Can I interest you
in a mincemeat pie?

352
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,108
- They're very...
- Does it have Tomacco in it?

353
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,633
- No, but I use only the...
- Pass!

354
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,802
- I was here first.
- Come on, come on, people!

355
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:37,056
Don't push. There's plenty
of Tomacco for everyone.

356
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,974
Have your cash
or food stamps ready.

357
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,893
Don't forget your mincemeat pie.

358
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,853
You're scaring the customers, honey.

359
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:47,983
Hello, folks.

360
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,170
Would you and your family
like to take a ride with us?

361
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,194
OK.

362
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,781
Meet the Laramie cigarette team.

363
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,909
This is Mindy, J.P. and Emil.

364
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,369
Homer, we're in a bit of a pickle.

365
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,789
Kids are crazy about tobacco

366
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,725
but the politicians
won't let us sell it to them.

367
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,001
- Those dirty, rotten...
- Tell me about it.

368
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,004
But there's no law against
selling kids Tomacco.

369
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,006
That little "M" is worth
a lot of money to us

370
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:11,924
and to you.

371
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,008
How much?

372
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,301
Well, let's say a hundred...

373
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,636
and 50...

374
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:16,553
...million dollars.

375
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,806
One hundred and...

376
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,369
May I speak to my
family for a moment?

377
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,770
Did you see the way
Emil's looking at Mindy?

378
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,939
Hoo-hoo! I think
something's going on there.

379
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:30,150
Shouldn't we be talking about
the $150 million offer?

380
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,401
Oh, yeah. Let's take it.

381
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,112
Dad, it's a tobacco company!

382
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:34,655
They make billions off the suffering

383
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:35,739
and deaths of others.

384
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:36,907
She's right, Dad.

385
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,659
- They can afford a lot more.
- No!

386
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,411
I'm with Lisa.
Let's take 'em to the cleaners.

387
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:44,331
We all agree that 150 million
is an insult.

388
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:47,376
The least we can accept
is 150 billion!

389
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,423
They'll be back.

390
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,051
We control the world's
supply of Tomacco

391
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,636
and no one can
take that away from...

392
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,056
Stop eating our future!

393
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,560
Get the... get outta...
bad animals! Go home!

394
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,103
Thank God. There's one left.

395
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,563
You...

396
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,110
Look! A flying saucer!

397
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,824
There, there.
We had quite a scare today.

398
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,034
But you're gonna make us millions.

399
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,202
Yes, you are!

400
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,955
You're about to launch
a terrible evil on the world!

401
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,498
You've gotta destroy this plant!

402
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,708
I know, honey.

403
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:30,335
But what can I do as an individual?

404
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,753
I wouldn't know where to begin.

405
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,339
Just burn that plant right now
and end this madness!

406
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,633
I wish I could make a difference, Lisa.

407
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,843
But I'm just one man!

408
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,512
I agree. But how?

409
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,603
They're after the Tomacco!

410
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,068
Now you can't tell me
Nicotine's not addictive!

411
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,196
Lisa, there's absolutely
no evidence...

412
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,783
Tomacco!

413
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,167
Give them the plant, Homer!

414
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,377
No. I'd rather die!

415
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,588
Aah! Take it!

416
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,678
Well, what a lovely gift. Gotta run.

417
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,555
So, Mindy...

418
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:26,099
How did you want to pay me
the 150 million?

419
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,102
Cash'll be OK. Or stock!

420
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,812
Does your company have stock?

421
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:32,773
Mindy!

422
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,083
Mindy and I are just hammering out

423
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,317
a payment plan.

424
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,527
We'll talk Monday!

425
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:41,156
Hey, props to Mindy
on the grab! Boo-ya!

426
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,784
Guys, we seem to be carrying
a little extra weight.

427
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:47,371
Don't look at me.
I'm on sugar busters.

428
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:58,006
I've never been so glad to be home.

429
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,676
I don't know why we ever
left in the first place.

430
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,179
Five, six, seven...

431
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,306
Eight... I say, eight...

432
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:10,811
Nine and 10.

433
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:13,230
What is that intoxicatin' aroma?

434
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:16,525
Could that be... I say,
could that be mincemeat pie?

435
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,859
It certainly is.

436
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,487
Why don't you put down
your gun and have a slice?

437
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:22,281
Ah, don't mind if I do.

438
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,282
Hey!

439
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,825
Are we duelin'or what?

440
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,743
Oh, where are my manners?

441
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,790
You OK, Dad?

442
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:32,874
I think so.

443
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,751
The bone stopped the bullet.

444
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,920
Dad, this might be
one of those things

445
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,189
you should go to the hospital for.

446
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,298
After pie.

447
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:48,223
Glove slap
shut your big yap.

448
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,435
Glove slap baby, glove slap.

449
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:55,188
Ooh, glove baby
that's where it's at.

450
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,524
Yeah glove, baby.

451
00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:58,775
Give it a slap.

452
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,870
Glove slap
I don't take crap.

453
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:12,998
Glove slap
shut your big yap.

454
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:16,668
A glove slap
to the little ol' face.

455
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,754
Will get you.

456
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,424
Satisfaction.

457
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:25,135
Glove slap, baby.

458
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,600
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