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"Wet cement."

2
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Is there any sweeter sign?
Well, maybe "high voltage."

3
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Hello, son. You want to try
this flying motorcycle I just invented?

4
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-No time.
-Okay.

5
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This is for the ages.

6
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Like Stonehenge,
this site will forever be a mystery.

7
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Who was Bart?

8
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And how did he manage
to write his name in solid cement?

9
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He must've been smarter than his sister
Lisa, about whom we know nothing.

10
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Say, let's bring him back to life
by using technology.

11
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<i>Ay caramba</i>!

12
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-What's normal to him amazes us.
-He will be our new god.

13
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Good, somebody's shadow.
I'll just turn and brag about my work.

14
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Bart, you've graffito-tagged
public property.

15
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It was an accident.

16
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I can't believe you vandalized
your own hometown, Bart.

17
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-What would Jebediah Springfield say?
-He'd be cool with it.

18
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Homer, will you please help me
make a big deal of this?

19
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What for? Nobody cared when Bogart
defaced that sidewalk in Hollywood.

20
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Well, I'm just shocked
by this whole family.

21
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Whatever happened
to good old-fashioned town pride?

22
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It's been going down
since the lake caught fire.

23
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Now, just a darn minute.
This town is a part of who you are.

24
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This is a Springfield Isotopes cap.

25
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When you wear it,
you're wearing Springfield.

26
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When you eat a fish from our river,
you're eating Springfield.

27
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When you make lemonade from
our trees, you're drinking Springfield.

28
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Mom, when you give that lecture,
you're boring Springfield.

29
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You have roots in this town,
and you ought to show respect.

30
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This town is a part of us all.

31
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A part of us all. A part of us all.

32
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Sorry to repeat myself,
but it'll help you remember.

33
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<i>This town is a pan of us all.</i>

34
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<i>A part of us all. A part of us all.</i>

35
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Wow, that does work.

36
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-Hey, gonna win some this season?
-Gonna try.

37
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When it comes to catching trout,
nothing beats the German light infantry.

38
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Beautiful, aren't they?

39
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Yep. I'm gonna Huck them at cars.

40
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Hey, Milhouse.
How's the lemonade business?

41
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It's clearly booming, Bart.

42
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I don't even want any.
I just bought a pity glass.

43
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We've squozen our whole supply.
To the lemon tree!

44
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Thar she grows.

45
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You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking.
This town ain't so bad.

46
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Good friends, lots of lemons,
numerous angel sightings.

47
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When you get right down to it,
Springfield's a pretty cool place to live.

48
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Springfield sucks.

49
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Hey, stop talking bad
about my town, man.

50
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-Why don't you make me.
-I don't make trash, I burn it.

51
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-Then I guess you're a garbage man.
-I know you are, but what am I?

52
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-A garbage man.
-Oh, I know you are, but what am I?

53
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-A garbage man.
-I know you are, but what am I?

54
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-A garbage man.
-Takes one to know one.

55
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-Checkmate.
-Hey, kid.

56
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Stop wearing your backpack
over one shoulder.

57
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-We invented that. Copycat.
-You copied us.

58
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Step over this line and say that.
I'll kick your butt...

59
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...at Nintendo.

60
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I just put a rock in your crummy town.

61
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That's a crud rock.
It belongs in Crudtown.

62
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Look at the weak little baby.
You're stupid, you stupid, weak baby.

63
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-Come on, let's get out of here.
-Hey, they're taking our lemons.

64
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We can't spare a single one.

65
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You just got citric acid in my eye.

66
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You'll pay for that, Springfield.

67
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Some things never change.

68
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Hey, everybody, an old man's talking.

69
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Grampa's the name.

70
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Did you know this tree dates
back to frontier times?

71
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Shut up!

72
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It all began when Jebediah Springfield
first came to these lands...

73
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...with his partner,
Shelbyville Manhattan.

74
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People, our search is over.

75
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On this site, we shall build a new town,
where we can worship freely...

76
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...govern justly and grow vast fields
of hemp for making rope and blankets.

77
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-Yes, and marry our cousins.
-I was--

78
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What are you talking about, Shelbyville?
Why would we marry our cousins?

79
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Because they're so attractive.

80
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I thought that was
the whole point of this journey.

81
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-Absolutely not.
-I tell you...

82
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...I won't live in a town that robs men
of the right to marry their cousins.

83
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Well, then we'll form our own town.

84
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Who will come and live a life devoted
to chastity, abstinence...

85
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...and a flavorless mush
I call rootmarm?

86
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The town of Springfield
was born on that day.

87
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And to mark that sweet moment,
our people planted this lemon tree...

88
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...lemons being the sweetest fruit
available at the time.

89
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Those Shelbyville kids think they're hot.
You know what? They're not.

90
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-I really agree with you on this one, Bart.
-Class, please.

91
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If you don't learn Roman numerals...

92
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...you'll never know
when movies were copyrighted.

93
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Come quick. Something's happened.
No time to explain.

94
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No, children. No.

95
00:07:02,749 --> 00:07:06,499
Your education is important.
Roman numerals, et cetera.

96
00:07:06,671 --> 00:07:09,046
Whatever. I tried.

97
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Are you sure it wouldn't be faster
to just tell us what happened?

98
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No. I said there's no time to explain,
and I stick by that.

99
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The lemon tree's gone.

100
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And the tracks appear to lead
into Shelbyville.

101
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Oh, look, a clue. A candy-bar wrapper.

102
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Oh, they're always eating candy
in Shelbyville.

103
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-They love the sweet taste.
-We gotta get that tree back.

104
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You mean going to Shelbyville?
We'll never make it out alive.

105
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That lemon tree's part of our town and,
as kids, the backbone of our economy.

106
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We'll get it back
or choke their rivers with our dead.

107
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Where are you going, Bart?

108
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Mom, you won't believe this, but
something you said got through to me.

109
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And now, I am going to teach
some kids a lesson.

110
00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:06,252
-I choose to take that literally.
-Death to Shelbyville!

111
00:08:06,422 --> 00:08:10,470
Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Tute on, son.

112
00:08:10,637 --> 00:08:11,966
Tute on.

113
00:08:15,936 --> 00:08:19,224
Hey, Milhouse,
get your invasion supplies, and let's go.

114
00:08:24,823 --> 00:08:26,366
Get him. Come on.

115
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-Where did he go?
-Over here, my friends.

116
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Or is it over here?

117
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Yeah.

118
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Here's how it goes. I'm the leader.
Milhouse is my loyal sidekick.

119
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Nelson's the tough guy.
Martin's the smart guy.

120
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Todd's the religious guy
who ends up going crazy.

121
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And now...

122
00:08:51,528 --> 00:08:55,575
...the time has come to cross this line
into mystery and danger.

123
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To step out of childhood
and become men.

124
00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:14,301
If you get lost, remember...

125
00:09:14,519 --> 00:09:18,648
...you can always find east
by staring directly at the sun.

126
00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:21,528
Here's a tip.
Put a pinch of sage in your boots...

127
00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:25,482
...and all day long,
a spicy scent is your reward.

128
00:09:26,744 --> 00:09:28,536
Oh, my gosh. Look.

129
00:09:28,705 --> 00:09:31,245
The fire hydrants here are yellow.

130
00:09:31,459 --> 00:09:33,833
This place is starting to freak me out.

131
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Danger coming. Behind us.

132
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What is it, buy? Is there something
behind that wall we should beat up?

133
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No time to check it out now.
We've got lemonade to sell.

134
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Radical.

135
00:09:50,862 --> 00:09:52,404
They're getting rich off us.

136
00:09:52,614 --> 00:09:54,774
And that kid with the backpack
said "radical."

137
00:09:54,951 --> 00:09:58,488
I say "radical."
That's my thing that I say.

138
00:09:58,706 --> 00:10:01,745
I feel like I'm gonna explode here.

139
00:10:04,172 --> 00:10:07,175
It's lunchtime. Do you know
where your brother's tutoring?

140
00:10:07,802 --> 00:10:11,802
Tutoring? The only thing Bart's teaching
is guerrilla combat in Shelbyville.

141
00:10:12,016 --> 00:10:14,509
-You have a number we can reach him?
-No, Mom.

142
00:10:14,687 --> 00:10:17,559
Bart and some kids ran off
to wage war on Shelbyville.

143
00:10:19,235 --> 00:10:20,897
Homer, come quick.

144
00:10:21,071 --> 00:10:24,074
Bart's quit his tutoring job
and joined a violence gang.

145
00:10:26,412 --> 00:10:28,655
The trail has become indistinct.

146
00:10:28,832 --> 00:10:31,953
I suggest we split up
to cover more ground.

147
00:10:32,128 --> 00:10:34,834
Good idea. Milhouse,
you and me will be Omega Team.

148
00:10:35,007 --> 00:10:37,499
Todd, you and Data
are Team Strike Force.

149
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:42,224
-Nelson, that leaves you and Martin.
-Team Discovery Channel.

150
00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:46,224
Your wussiness better come in handy.

151
00:10:49,778 --> 00:10:51,689
-What's going on?
-I want some answers.

152
00:10:51,906 --> 00:10:54,992
Okay, folks, look.
I called the police captain in Shelbyville.

153
00:10:55,161 --> 00:10:56,704
He says he hasn't seen our kids.

154
00:10:56,871 --> 00:10:59,364
But if they show up in the morgue,
he's gonna fax us.

155
00:10:59,584 --> 00:11:04,082
-Oh, man, I hate those Shelbyville jerks.
-Honey, I was born in Shelbyville.

156
00:11:04,257 --> 00:11:06,132
And it tears me up inside.

157
00:11:06,343 --> 00:11:09,631
This is my fault.
I tried to teach Bart about town pride.

158
00:11:09,806 --> 00:11:12,927
But the power of my words
filled him with a sort of madness.

159
00:11:13,103 --> 00:11:18,230
Marge, you can't blame all of Bart's
problems on your one little speech.

160
00:11:18,402 --> 00:11:20,028
If anything turned him had...

161
00:11:20,196 --> 00:11:23,566
...it's that time you let him wear
a bathing suit instead of underwear.

162
00:11:23,743 --> 00:11:28,490
-And let's not forget your little speech.
-Isn't there anything we can do?

163
00:11:28,666 --> 00:11:31,289
Yes, there is. Come on, everybody.

164
00:11:31,462 --> 00:11:35,165
Let's go into Shelbyville
and get those kids back ourselves.

165
00:11:35,342 --> 00:11:37,088
I got an RV we can use.

166
00:11:37,304 --> 00:11:39,049
-Flanders' .
-Yeah!

167
00:11:39,223 --> 00:11:42,558
-Yeah, let's do it.
-Okay, but just go a little bit easy on it.

168
00:11:42,728 --> 00:11:44,888
Pile in, everybody.
No time to wipe your feet.

169
00:11:45,065 --> 00:11:46,097
Come <i>on.</i>

170
00:11:49,487 --> 00:11:51,648
Okay, piglet, start squealing.

171
00:11:51,824 --> 00:11:54,150
Where'd you get the lemons
for this lemonade?

172
00:11:54,328 --> 00:11:56,286
This is Country Time Lemonade Mix.

173
00:11:56,456 --> 00:11:59,625
There's never been anything
close to a lemon in it. I swear.

174
00:11:59,794 --> 00:12:02,500
Hey. Nobody hassles
my little brother.

175
00:12:02,673 --> 00:12:06,625
Hey. And no one manhandles
the bosom chum of Nelson Muntz.

176
00:12:06,804 --> 00:12:10,056
Spring forth, burly protector,
and save me.

177
00:12:14,189 --> 00:12:15,518
Jeez.

178
00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:18,944
I never hang out with him, normally.

179
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:23,949
<i>Hark to the tale of Nelson
And the boy he loved so dear</i>

180
00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:28,163
<i>They remained the best of friends
For years and years and years</i>

181
00:12:28,376 --> 00:12:31,130
-What are they saying?
-I'm not sure.

182
00:12:31,296 --> 00:12:34,300
-I thought you said you could read lips.
-I assumed I could.

183
00:12:34,509 --> 00:12:35,922
It's no use, Milhouse.

184
00:12:36,095 --> 00:12:39,098
If we're gonna find that lemon tree,
I've got to go undercover.

185
00:12:39,266 --> 00:12:42,767
-What I need is a new face.
-You leave that to the baron and me.

186
00:12:46,777 --> 00:12:49,151
Hello there, fellow Shelbyvillians.

187
00:12:49,364 --> 00:12:50,693
Wait a minute.

188
00:12:50,866 --> 00:12:54,284
If you're from Shelbyville, how come
we've never seen you at school?

189
00:12:54,454 --> 00:12:57,991
-I don't go to school.
-Okay, what's two plus two?

190
00:12:58,209 --> 00:13:00,037
-Five.
-Story checks out.

191
00:13:00,254 --> 00:13:03,542
We just got word
there's Springfield kids in town.

192
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,548
Curse those handsome devils.

193
00:13:06,721 --> 00:13:10,259
We're going up to the bluffs to paint
"Springfield sucks" in huge letters.

194
00:13:10,435 --> 00:13:14,269
That way, whenever they look into
Shelbyville, they'll realize that they suck.

195
00:13:14,441 --> 00:13:18,060
-Radical.
<i>-Quit copying me.</i>

196
00:13:18,279 --> 00:13:22,659
You know, I wish there was
a Springfield kid here right now.

197
00:13:22,828 --> 00:13:25,237
I'd fill his mouth with stinkbugs.

198
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,035
No, not in my mouth...

199
00:13:27,209 --> 00:13:30,378
...is what the kid would say.
To the bluffs.

200
00:13:33,301 --> 00:13:35,876
Well, a friendly Springfield hello
there, neighbors.

201
00:13:36,055 --> 00:13:39,555
You know, we think some kids of ours
may be missing in your town.

202
00:13:39,768 --> 00:13:41,097
Missing children?

203
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:43,893
Sounds like Springfield's
got a discipline problem.

204
00:13:44,108 --> 00:13:47,526
Maybe that's why we beat them
at football nearly half the time, huh?

205
00:13:49,824 --> 00:13:53,574
Quit stalling, kid.
Write "Springfield sucks" in giant letters.

206
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,084
His can control is excellent.

207
00:14:05,263 --> 00:14:09,559
Yes. And that wig makes him look
a lot like one of the Beatles.

208
00:14:11,605 --> 00:14:16,518
That's right, the stranger who walks
amongst you is me, Bart Simpson.

209
00:14:17,738 --> 00:14:19,566
You know, Bart Simpson.

210
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:24,363
-From Springfield?
-He's from Springfield. Get him!

211
00:14:37,057 --> 00:14:39,811
I'll use these spray cans
as jetpacks and fly to safety.

212
00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:42,145
So long, losers.

213
00:14:46,738 --> 00:14:48,815
You're dead.

214
00:14:48,991 --> 00:14:51,068
Hey, look.
Someone's attractive cousin.

215
00:14:51,244 --> 00:14:53,950
-Where? Where?
-I don't see anybody.

216
00:14:59,381 --> 00:15:01,588
So he thinks he can
out-skateboard me, huh?

217
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,637
Launch me, boys.

218
00:15:28,672 --> 00:15:32,459
Slow down, you sidewalk-surfing
cube-gleamers.

219
00:15:39,479 --> 00:15:41,141
"Wet cement."

220
00:15:46,823 --> 00:15:49,315
I could sure use
that flying motorcycle now.

221
00:15:49,493 --> 00:15:51,700
You had your chance.

222
00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:05,053
Safe at last.

223
00:16:11,232 --> 00:16:14,271
"Caution: Exit through door seven only.

224
00:16:14,445 --> 00:16:18,113
All other rooms contain
man-eating tigers."

225
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:23,954
Roman numerals. They never even tried
to teach us that in school.

226
00:16:25,669 --> 00:16:28,245
Milhouse, what's seven
in Roman numerals?

227
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:32,631
I'll tell you, but you really should and
each transmission with the word "over."

228
00:16:32,804 --> 00:16:34,715
-Over.
Correction:

229
00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:37,929
The only thing that's over
is that transmission.

230
00:16:38,145 --> 00:16:40,721
Is this the untimely end of Milhouse?

231
00:16:41,608 --> 00:16:45,608
-But Milhouse is my name.
-But I thought I was the only one.

232
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A pain I know all too well.

233
00:16:48,243 --> 00:16:53,287
So this is what it feels like
when doves cry.

234
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Milhouse. Milhouse.
Now what do I do?

235
00:16:57,297 --> 00:16:58,875
Wait. I got it.

236
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I got it.

237
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:03,087
I don't got it. Okay, think, Bart.

238
00:17:03,306 --> 00:17:05,928
Where have you seen
Roman numerals before?

239
00:17:06,101 --> 00:17:08,772
I know. <i>Rocky V.</i>
That was the fifth one.

240
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:14,939
So <i>Rocky V</i> plus <i>Rocky II</i>
equals <i>Rock VII: Adrian's Revenge</i>!

241
00:17:16,908 --> 00:17:18,784
Come back here.

242
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:24,666
It's no use.
I'm never gonna find that tree.

243
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:30,046
This whole raid was as useless as that
yellow, lemon-shaped rock over there.

244
00:17:30,219 --> 00:17:31,548
Wait a minute.

245
00:17:31,721 --> 00:17:33,881
There's a lemon behind that rock.

246
00:17:35,309 --> 00:17:36,887
The tree!

247
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A car impound lot.

248
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The impenetrable fortress of suburbia.

249
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-We'll never get the tree back now.
-Keep your voices down, boys.

250
00:17:56,798 --> 00:18:00,928
-We didn't get this far to get found out.
-Found them! You kids are in big trouble.

251
00:18:01,096 --> 00:18:04,300
-Running away from home like this.
-But they stole our lemon tree.

252
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,009
I don't care what excuse you've got.

253
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,893
Nothing's gonna stop me
in the middle of this speech.

254
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,812
You're gonna-- Lemon tree?

255
00:18:13,279 --> 00:18:16,864
That tree's been in Springfield
since the time of our forefathers.

256
00:18:17,035 --> 00:18:20,489
Give it back,
or we'll bust in there and take it.

257
00:18:20,707 --> 00:18:22,452
Bust in here and take it?

258
00:18:22,626 --> 00:18:26,839
-You must stupider than you look.
-Stupider like a fox!

259
00:18:34,017 --> 00:18:35,394
I'm okay.

260
00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:42,486
Don't you get it, Springfield?
It's over. You lose.

261
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:47,033
Now, if you'll excuse me,
all this talk has made me hungry.

262
00:18:54,379 --> 00:18:57,215
This is the darkest day
in the history of Springfield.

263
00:18:57,383 --> 00:18:59,923
If anybody wants me,
I'll be in the shower.

264
00:19:00,137 --> 00:19:03,342
There's got to be a way
to get that tree back.

265
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,843
Hey, look. A hospital.

266
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,522
Pull in there.

267
00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:11,601
Oh, great. Now I'm upside down.

268
00:19:15,576 --> 00:19:19,362
Oh, dear, some thoughtless human being
has parked in a hospital zone.

269
00:19:36,772 --> 00:19:41,568
No one in history
has ever done anything this clever.

270
00:19:44,825 --> 00:19:46,617
I'll get the gate.

271
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:53,288
That's okay, son. I'll take care of him.

272
00:19:56,175 --> 00:19:59,379
Faster, son!
He's got a taste for meat now.

273
00:20:07,441 --> 00:20:10,360
Get out here, son.
There's a-doings a-transpiring.

274
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:13,406
Let's shut the gate and seal them in.

275
00:20:13,616 --> 00:20:15,693
Gun it, Flanders.

276
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:19,490
It won't start.
Something's draining the battery.

277
00:20:20,376 --> 00:20:21,753
Sorry.

278
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,839
We made it.

279
00:20:30,139 --> 00:20:31,931
Eat my shorts, Shelbyville.

280
00:20:32,142 --> 00:20:34,219
-Eat my shorts.
-Eat my shorts.

281
00:20:34,395 --> 00:20:36,556
Yes, eat all of our shirts.

282
00:20:36,774 --> 00:20:39,064
Oh, you lousy Springfielders, you--

283
00:20:39,236 --> 00:20:41,526
Shake harder, boy.

284
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:45,318
We did it!

285
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,745
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

286
00:20:52,838 --> 00:20:58,001
And with that, a mighty cheer went up
from the heroes of Springfield.

287
00:20:58,221 --> 00:21:01,425
They had brought the sacred tree
back to its native soil.

288
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,520
And though Flanders was stuck
with the impound fee...

289
00:21:04,688 --> 00:21:07,691
...he could easily afford it.

290
00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:11,853
-More lemonade, Bart?
-Absolutely.

291
00:21:12,407 --> 00:21:13,570
Say when.

292
00:21:14,953 --> 00:21:17,575
There are over 14 parts
of the lemon that are...

293
00:21:17,748 --> 00:21:22,045
And with that, a mighty cheer went up
from the heroes of Shelbyville.

294
00:21:22,255 --> 00:21:25,174
They had banished
the awful lemon tree forever...

295
00:21:25,342 --> 00:21:27,218
...because it was haunted.

296
00:21:27,429 --> 00:21:29,055
Now, let's all celebrate...

297
00:21:29,223 --> 00:21:32,973
...with a cool glass of turnip juice.