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This bus has seen better days.
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Well, at least it's safer
than the old bus.
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Time to move.
The hole's getting bigger.
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Seymour, the children are playing
in the hole again.
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Shouldn't you get that fixed?
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Edna, you know they just
cut the school's budget.
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If I had the money,
I'd fix the exhaust leak.
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I think it's causing
some of our low test scores.
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The battlefield is just
a half-mile ahead.
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Begin braking procedure!
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This Civil War cannon has been fully
restored and is in ready-to-fire condition.
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But it's a good thing
we're not firing it...
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...because it happens to be aimed at the
main support leg of that lookout tower.
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People don't realize that these cannons
are very sensitive...
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...and the slightest jolt could
set them off.
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Of course, for safety reasons...
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...we don't keep the cannon loaded.
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It's just common sense.
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Otto, why don't you get some more gas.
Here's the credit card.
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And a mint for afterwards.
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Five dollars a child?
Last year it was free!
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New ownership.
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But we don't have that kind of money.
In fact, no school could afford--
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Here's the admission,
plus something for you.
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See that they get
a little extra education.
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Yes, sir, Principal Valiant!
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He thinks he's so hot ever since
he swept the Princi Awards.
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Those things are rigged.
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On May 21, 1864, the men
of the 9th Bearded Infantry...
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...were sunning and fluffing
their beards in the sun.
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Suddenly, enemy troops
crested that hill over there.
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Fort Springfield,
we surrender unconditionally!
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We're sick!
We need leeches...
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...and hacksaws to saw off
our gangrenous limbs.
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But the Springfield brigade was
too brave to accept their surrender.
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Come on, boys. Those white flags
are no match for our muskets!
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Charge!
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And the Springfielders heroically
slaughtered their enemies...
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...as they prayed for mercy.
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It's hard to see what's going on.
I can only make out the fat soldiers.
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All right, children. Switch.
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Hey, they're trying to learn for free!
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-Get them!
-Use your phony guns as clubs!
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Run, children.
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Start the bus, Otto! Start the bus!
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Damn! I shouldn't have
eaten the mint first.
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Okay, hop on.
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Wait! Wait!
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Seymour, because of
your penny-pinching...
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...we're coming back from a field trip
with the fewest children yet.
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God bless the man who invented
permission slips.
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I think I got your lunch.
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I didn't think this was for me.
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Seymour, the teachers are fed up.
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You have to put money
back into the school.
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You've cut back on everything.
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Salaries, supplies, the food.
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I don't care what you say,
I can taste the newspaper.
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Shredded newspapers add much-needed
roughage and essential inks.
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Besides, you didn't notice
the old gym mats.
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There's very little meat
in these gym mats.
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Our demands are very reasonable.
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By ignoring them, you're selling out
these children's futures.
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Oh, come on, Edna! We both know
these children have no future!
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Prove me wrong, kids.
Prove me wrong.
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I've never seen them
fight like that.
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I'm worried that all this posturing
could lead to a teachers' strike.
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Strike, eh?
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My bones are so brittle.
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But I always drink plenty of "malk"?
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How do you expect us to teach
with these supplies?
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This pointer's so old,
it's worn down to a nub.
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It still points, doesn't it?
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Stop that! And look at this.
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The only books we have are ones
that were banned by other schools.
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Well, the kids have to learn about
Tek War sooner or later.
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Go away, Bart.
This is not a good time.
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I saw you two fighting.
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I'm worried there could be a strike
and the school would shut down.
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I'm sure you'd really hate that.
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-There's not going to be a strike, Bart.
-Yeah.
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Skinner said you wouldn't
go through with it.
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-Skinner said that?
-Well, I had to clean it up a little.
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But basically, Krabappel said you'd give
the teachers everything they want.
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-She did?
-Yeah.
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She said you'd fold faster
than Superman on laundry day.
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We'll see about that.
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Simpson, I always thought you were
sneaky and manipulative.
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Now I see you're
really a very sensitive little boy.
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Thank you, sir.
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You're being totally unfair,
and the teachers won't stand for it!
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Teachers! You don't have
the guts to strike!
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You don't have the guts
to take us all on!
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-That's it!
-Strike!
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Attention, this is
an emergency broadcast.
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All is well in the school.
My authority as principal is total-
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Hey, give me that!
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Attention, teachers. We're on strike!
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Oh, no. Strike?
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Miss Hoover, are you on--?
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Go home, children.
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Hello?
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Mrs. Pommelhorst?
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I'd like to get down now.
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Hey, now that Largo's gene,
we can play the forbidden music.
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I heard that!
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Bart? Lisa? What are you two
doing home so early?
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-Great news, Mom!
-Horrible news, Mom!
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The school's on strike! Maybe forever.
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Overload. Pleasure overload.
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Luckily I've prepared for this,
so I'm not too worried.
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Sit up straight. Eyes forward.
No talking.
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Is that gum? Is that gum?
Is that gum?
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Oh, yeah.
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Bart, leave that crowbar here. You know
I don't like you prying and jimmying.
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Mom! Dad! Great news!
The teachers are on"
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-We heard.
-And we already hired a tutor.
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Well, looks like we'll be
staying late today...
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...to make up for all this dilly-dallying.
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Awesome.
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You, at the crane!
Spin around real fast!
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Now. you! Dump 3 tons of sand
onto that Pena-Pony.
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Hey! Can't you tell my voice
from a 10-year-old kid's?
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Ay caramba!
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Hey, that little boy
is playing three games at once.
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-Checkmate.
-Checkmate.
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-Checkmate.
-Dang.
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Lousy teachers, trying
to palm off our kids on us.
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Dad, by striking, they're trying
to change management...
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...so they can be happier
and more productive.
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Lisa, if you don't like your job,
you don't strike.
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You just go in every day
and do it really half-assed.
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That's the American way.
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I've got textbooks.
But without state-approved syllabi...
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...and standardized testing,
my education can only go so far.
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Honey, maybe you should
relax a little.
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Relax? I can't relax!
Nor can I yield, relent or...
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Only two synonyms?
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Oh, my God!
I'm losing my perspicacity!
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Well, it's always in
the last place you look.
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If we were in school this week,
what do you think we'd be learning?
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Get away from me.
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Good news, people!
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I'm happy to announce another union
has joined us in a sympathy strike!
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The Piano Tuners Local 412!
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Now for Operation
Strike-Make-Go-Longer.
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You know, I heard Skinner say
the teachers will crack any minute.
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Skinner said we'll crack,
purple monkey dishwasher.
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Well, we'll show him!
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Especially for that "purple
monkey dishwasher" remark.
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Seymour, you are truly incompetent!
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-Well, I hardly think it's fair--
-Dummy up, you!
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Listen to those passing motorists
who support the teachers.
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Fifteen-minute recess, Milhouse.
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The recess assignment is
chapters three through seven.
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Yay! Recess!
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I found a hive of killer bees.
You want to go throw rocks at it?
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Sorry, Bart. I'm deeply immersed
in the Teapot Dome scandal.
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However, it might
be feasible in a fortnight.
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I can play in two weeks.
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I just can't believe Stark
would stoop to that...
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...and right in the middle
of Montana and Dakota's wedding.
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All this free time. I never thought I'd get
sick of Razor Fight II, The Slashening.
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I probably should stop. My doctor says
I have the wrists of an 80-year-old.
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What do you mean, the bank
is out of money? Insolvent?
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You only have enough cash
for the next three customers?
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Just a second here.
No, no. I don't have your money here.
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It's in Bill's house, and Fred's house.
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Hey, what the hell you doing with
my money in your house, Fred?
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Grade me! Look at me!
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Evaluate and rank me!
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I'm good, good, good
and, oh, so smart!
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Grade me!
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I'm worried about the kids, Homie.
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Lisa's becoming very obsessive.
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This morning, I caught her trying
to dissect her own raincoat.
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I know. And this perpetual-motion
machine she made today is a joke.
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It just keeps going faster and faster.
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And Bart isn't doing very well either.
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He needs boundaries and structure.
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There's something about flying a kite
at night that's so unwholesome.
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Hello, Mother dear.
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That's it! We have to get them
back to school.
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I'm with you, Marge.
Lisa, get in here.
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In this house, we obey
the laws of thermodynamics!
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All right. I'd like to call this meeting
of the PTA to or-diddly-order.
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Let's see if we can't put
an end to this strike fuss.
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-Mrs. Krabappel, why don't you begin.
-Boo.
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Oh, "boo" yourself!
Our demands are simple.
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A small cost-of-living increase and better
equipment and supplies for your children.
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-Yeah, all right!
-Give it to them!
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Yeah, in a dream world.
We have a very tight budget.
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To do what she's asking,
we'd have to raise taxes.
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-Raise taxes?
-They're too high as they are now.
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-I've had enough.
-Taxes are bad.
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It's your children's future.
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-Children's future.
-Yes, children are important.
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-It'll cost you.
-Oh, the taxes.
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They're gonna raise taxes.
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-Come on.
-All right, that's a good point.
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Oh, yeah, that sounds...
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-Oh, yeah, the taxes.
-That means money.
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The finger thing means the taxes.
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I guess this is a case where
we'll have to agree to disagree.
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-I don't agree to that.
-Neither do I.
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This is a dilly of a pickle.
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Oh, my God! The PTA has disbanded!
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00:14:34,256 --> 00:14:37,424
No, no! The PTA has not disbanded.
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We do have an emergency plan,
in case of a prolonged strike, right here.
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Let's see.
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"Replace teachers
with superintelligent cyborgs.
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Or, if cyborgs aren't invented yet,
use people from the neighborhood."
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Talking out of turn, that's a paddling.
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Looking out the window,
that's a paddling.
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00:15:04,619 --> 00:15:08,285
Staring at my sandals,
that's a paddling.
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Paddling the school canoe,
you better believe that's a paddling.
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00:15:17,507 --> 00:15:20,176
All right, so the compression
and expansion...
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...of the longitudinal waves
cause the erratic oscillation--
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You can see it there.
--of the neighboring particles.
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Yes? What is it? What? What is it?
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-Can I play with it?
-No, you can't play with it.
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You won't enjoy it
on as many levels as I do.
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The colors, children.
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Okay, when I call your name,
you say "present" or "here."
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No, say "present."
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Anita Bath.
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All right. Settle down.
Anita Bath here?
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All right, fine. Fine.
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Maya Buttreeks.
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Hey, what are you laughing at? What?
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Oh, I get it. I get it.
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It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it?
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Well, children, I can't help that.
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Wow, Bart! I'm impressed the way
you knocked off all those substitutes.
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In my weaker moments,
I almost pity them.
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Then I just remind myself,
they're trying to teach.
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I don't know what you did to all those
substitutes, but it's going to stop now.
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Leopold?
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All right. You listen up, you little freaks!
The fun stops here.
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You're gonna shut your
stinking traps and behave, damn it!
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This is one substitute
you're not gonna screw with!
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Marge Simpson.
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Hello, class. Hi, Bart.
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Over here, sweetie.
It's me, Mom.
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Hi. Hey. Hello!
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Well, I'm sure some of you already
know me. I'm Bart Simpson's mother.
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Mom.
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Hey, Bart, what about the booby trap?
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-May I?
-Thank you.
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-Mama's boy!
-Teacher's pet! Teacher's pet!
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I meant the other booby trap.
252
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Kids have been doing
that one since my day.
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So how was everybody's
day at school?
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-Horrifying.
Pointless.
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Exhausting. It took the children 40
minutes to locate Canada on the map.
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Marge, anyone can miss Canada,
all tucked away down there.
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My teacher's a nightmare. Three kids got
sick from inhaling his ointment fumes.
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He confiscated everything made of tin.
And then he sent us home early...
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...because he got his beard
caught in the pencil sharpener.
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Oh, okay.
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Here.
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Okay. Let's see.
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What if I did this?
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You're on your own.
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There's no way I'll get into
an Ivy League school now.
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At this rate, I probably won't
even get into Vassar.
267
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I've had just about enough
of your Vassar-bashing, young lady!
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Look, Mom. It feels really weird
having you on my turf.
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How would you feel
if I started mopping?
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I'd be thrilled.
You can start right now.
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And I'm gonna keep teaching your class,
like it or lump it.
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Well, then. I guess I'll just have
to get into the crawlspace again.
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I hate it when he gets in there.
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Over here.
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Mom, I need a dollar.
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Since you started teaching,
kids have been taking my lunch money.
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And I need that money for candy.
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Here you go, precious.
Now, go off with your friends.
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"Here you go, precious."
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Why isn't my mom stopping this?
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We've created a diversion.
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That's a very nice jig, Kearney.
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Now, isn't dancing much more
fun than bullying?
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Yeah.
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That's it.
I can't take this anymore, Milhouse.
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I've got to get the real teachers back.
287
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:45,766
Bart, you'll never get Krabappel
and Skinner together again.
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They're like two
positively charged ions.
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Wait, that's it.
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With your book smarts and my ability
to exploit people with book smarts...
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...we can figure out a plan
to get them back together.
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A surprise party for me
in Principal Skinner's office?
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00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,576
Well, I don't know, but all right.
294
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Me? Go to my office?
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It's highly irregular, but all right.
296
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You're not coming out
until you reach an agreement.
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-Let us out, Bart!
-This is not funny, Bart.
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00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,374
-I mean it.
-Stop it, Bart! Let us out right now!
299
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,638
-Don't worry. They'll start negotiating.
-Bart, open this door!
300
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-Let us out!
-For the love of God, let us out!
301
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,100
Come on!
You are gonna be so sorry.
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-Let us out right now!
-You're gonna be very, very sorry!
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Help! Well...
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...Seymour, I guess we could
start talking.
305
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,406
What's the point?
There's no more money...
306
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...unless you've got some magic
new source of revenue.
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00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,539
We've got to figure it out.
We're locked in here like prisoners.
308
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Prisoners in our own school.
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This was a great way
to make extra money...
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...renting out our cloakrooms
to the overcrowded prison system.
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Yo. I used to sit right over there.
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It's all right, children.
Just ignore the murderer.
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And as a bonus, some of our more
troublesome students...
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...might be scared straight.
315
00:21:27,535 --> 00:21:30,109
Kid, help me break out of here.
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I'll totally make it worth your while.
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I'm listening.