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Zounds! I did thee mightily smitely.
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"Zounds" is a Renaissance English word,
short for "God's wounds"...
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...but "smitely," that's pure Flanders.
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Please call a doctor.
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-These Renaissance fairs are so boring.
-Oh, really? Did you see the loom?
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I took loom in high school.
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Yon meat 'tis sweet
as summer's wafting breeze.
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-Can I have some?
-Mine ears are open to the pleas...
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...of those who speak ye old English.
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Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now
my been, that I might sup...
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-...upon suckling pig this noon.
-Whatever.
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I've eaten eight different meats.
I'm a true Renaissance man.
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I'll go to the first-aid tent and tell them
to plug in ye old stomach pump.
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Alight your gaze
on yonder fabled beasts of yore.
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Behold the rarest of the rare...
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...the mythological two-headed hound,
born with only one head.
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And here, out of the mists of history,
the legendary esquilax:
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A horse with the head of a rabbit
and the body of a rabbit.
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It's galloping away.
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Here, bunny-bunny. Here, bunny.
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He re " . esquilax "
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I've been waiting for you, Lisa.
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-How did you know my name?
-Your nametag.
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Would you like to know your future?
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Sorry, I don't believe in fortunetelling.
I should go.
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What's your hurry? Bart, Maggie
and Marge are at the joust.
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And Homer is heckling
the puppet show.
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Wow, you can see into the present.
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Now we'll see what the future holds.
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-The death card?
-No, that's good.
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It means transition, change.
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That's cute.
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The happy squirrel.
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-That's bad?
-Possibly.
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The cards are vague and mysterious.
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They seem to be revealing
the story of your first love.
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Do you want me to continue?
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-Guess so.
-It's
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It's coming to me. Yes.
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I see an eastern university
in the year 2010.
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The world has become
a very different place.
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I can't wait to see that play.
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-Hey, watch it.
-Watch it.
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That man is instantly the most
annoying person I've ever met.
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A soy-based snack
will calm me down.
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Him again.
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Hello. I need Ecosystem of the Marsh
by Thompson.
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The last copy was just signed out by...
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...Hugh Parkfield.
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Oh, there he is.
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No. It couldn't be.
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Thanks for holding my back
while I tied my shoe.
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That's the book I need.
You'll probably take forever with it too.
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-I read faster.
-I read at a 78th-grade level.
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Right here.
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-Finished this page?
-Ages ago.
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-I'll get the dictionary.
-Why?
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-You'll see. "Stochastic."
-Pertaining to a process...
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...involving a randomly determined
sequence of observations.
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First, they hate each other.
All of a sudden, they love each other.
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-Oh, it doesn't make any sense to me.
-Of course not. You're a robot.
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I never met anyone who so understood
the magic of Jim Carrey.
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He can make you laugh with no more
than a frantic flailing of his limbs.
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I can't believe how much
we have in common.
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We're studying the environment, we're
utterly humorless about vegetarianism.
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And we both love the Rolling Stones.
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Yes. Not for their music
but for their tireless efforts...
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...to preserve historic buildings.
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Lisa, I can't bear being apart
all summer.
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Come with me to Parkfield Manor.
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I'd love to. Can we get vegetarian meals
at your parents' house?
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-Yes, we can, Lisa.
-That is good.
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Because eating animals is wrong.
-So very wrong.
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-When will the world learn?
-I don't know. I just don't know.
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I love these new planes.
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Yes. It's a good thing they re-evaluated
those wacky old designs.
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-Beautiful dinnerware, Mrs. Parkfield.
-Thank you.
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They were made
for the finest family in Britain.
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I don't know
how we ended up with them.
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Should I laugh? Was that dry
British wit or subtle self-pity?
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They're staring at me. Better respond.
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It's good to hear
a boisterous American laugh.
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And I love that painting. Judging
by the clothes, I'd say 17th century.
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Actually, Lisa, it's just Uncle Eldred.
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I get me brain medicines
from the National Health.
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This place is so enchanting, Hugh.
I love it here.
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I wanted this to be perfect for you.
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I know you Americans
like everything to be...
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...fireworks.
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Oh, blast. Go to plan B.
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Yes, I will.
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Isn't it wonderful?
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Master Hugh has found a true love.
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-Hi, Mom.
-Lisa. Hello.
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Haw are you doing in England?
Remember, an elevator is a "lift"...
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...a mile is called a "kilometer,"
and botulism is "steak-and-kidney pie."
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Guess what.
Hugh and I are getting married.
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All right! Lisa, that's wonderful.
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If only your father was still with us.
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But he left for work a few minutes ago.
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Remember we'd always plan my dream
wedding, and you always promised...
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...to, you know, well.
keep Dad from ruining it?
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Oh, don't worry, honey.
I guarantee your father will behave.
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-Mom, it's a Picturephone.
-Oh, this? This?
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Oh, no. I just got
a touch of the rheumatiz.
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Mom, Picturephone.
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Hi, Mom.
Oh, that's great news about Lisa.
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We", listen, I better get back to work.
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They're finally paying me for this.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes, but the international market
is my focus.
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Oh, Marge, that's great news.
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Hey, hey, there
with the personal calls, Simpson.
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But, Mr. Milhouse,
my little girl's getting married.
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Lisa?
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My one true love.
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It's not you, Milhouse.
I just don't plan to ever get married.
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I think I'll write your performance
evaluation now, Simpson.
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I gotta call everyone
and tell them the good news.
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What the--?
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Maggie, I need to use the phone.
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Will that girl ever shut up?
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I'll plan everything.
We can have the reception at Moe's.
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Why not have the whole wedding there.
We'll do it on a Monday morning.
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-There'll be fewer drunks.
-Don't take this personally.
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I've obtained a court order to prevent
you from planning this wedding.
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"Whereas Homer Simpson. . . . "
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Well, these seem to be in order.
I'll be in the hammock.
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"Mr. Smithers plus guest."
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There's only one person
I'd wanna bring.
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Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out
the second they discover the cure...
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...for 17 stab wounds in the back.
How we doing, boys?
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Well, we're up to 15.
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If you have three Pepsis and drink one,
how much more refreshed are you?
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The redhead in
the Chicago school system.
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-Pepsi?
-Partial credit.
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We're invited to the wedding of our
only graduate to read at an adult level.
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It must be Lisa Simpson.
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Of course, Martin Prince perished
in that science-fair explosion.
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Not quite perished, my lady love.
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Although some days I wish I had.
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Hey, I remember you.
Mayor Quimby, right?
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No. Look at this license.
I'm Mohamed Jafar.
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Quimby, after this fare, get your
indicted ass to the convention center,
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I cut the ribbon
at that convention center.
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Just a couple more blocks
to my house.
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Darling, don't worry. I'm sure
I'll get along with your family.
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You prepared me for the worst.
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As long as they're not
squatting in a ditch...
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...poking berries up their noses.
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And if they are?
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Here they come. Raise the flag.
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-Oh, Lisa.
-Yo, Hugh.
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Here's a "me hit of US. hospitality.
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What do you think of that?
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Dad!
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Now throw compost on it.
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Enjoy.
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Still warm.
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You can be the first to try out
the new guest bedroom I built.
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If the building inspector comes by,
it's not a room, it's a window box.
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Oh, Hugh, thank you.
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You've been just wonderful
through this entire ordeal.
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Lisa, I love you so much.
I'm willing to go through anything.
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-Are you okay?
-I'm fine, Lisa.
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Fortunately, the compost heap
broke my fall.
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Be a dear, run a bath.
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Homer, Bart, Maggie.
company eating rules.
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Oh, right.
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Anyway, Hugh, there's more to my life
than just the wrecking ball.
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I also crush cars into cubes.
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On the side,
I promote local tough-man contests.
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I'm getting out all my aggression
till I go to law school.
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So, Hugh, have you heard
all the latest American jokes?
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Here's a good one. Pull my finger.
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Yes, we have that one in England too.
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I said, pull my finger.
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Mom, we've got my wedding-dress
fitting this afternoon.
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Maggie, if you're not doing anything,
why don't you come.
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Maggie, don't talk
with your mouth full.
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Me and Bart will take Hugh
out this afternoon.
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Hugh should take it easy
because of his fall.
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The only thing bruised in that fall
was my spine.
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-I'll be delighted.
-Great.
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-There's only one thing I ask in return.
-Certainly.
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Pull my finger.
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So this driving on the left makes you
feel more at home, huh, Hugh?
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And tonight, the following
celebrities have been arrested:
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Heather Locklear Fortensky
remains at large.
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Remember, if you see any celebrities,
consider them dangerous.
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You know, I rather like this pub.
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An English boy, eh?
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You know.
we saved your ass in World War II.
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Well, we saved your ass
in World War III.
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-That's true.
-There's something I want you to have.
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My dad gave me his cuff links to wear
on the day I married Marge.
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They brought us good luck.
I couldn't imagine a happier marriage.
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We don't have many traditions
in our family.
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But it would mean a lot to me
if you kept this one alive.
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Well, I'd be honored...
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...to wear these things.
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Hey, watch these virtual darts.
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I'm trying to play virtual pool.
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Hey, hey. No fighting in my bar.
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You know, Fox turned into
a hardcore-sex channel so gradually...
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...I didn't even notice.
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It's so great to have the whole family
together under one roof.
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I never realized how much I missed it.
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Listen to the murmurs in the next room.
The house is full of life again.
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Keep it down in there!
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All right, Dad.
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I'm sorry I left you alone
with Homer and Bart.
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No, no, honey. We had a fine time.
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-How'd you get that gash?
-When we hid in the Dumpster...
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...after the fire alarm went off
in the pornographic-magazine warehouse.
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You are so good
to put up with all of this.
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Oh, don't be silly, Lisa.
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Everything's fine. Really.
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Now, go to sleep. We have a big day
ahead of us tomorrow.
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A big, long day.
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Lisa, I can't believe
it's your wedding day already.
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Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white.
I mean, Milhouse.
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Oh, Milhouse doesn't count.
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Okay, I've got something old,
that's my pearl necklace.
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Something new is the wedding dress.
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Something borrowed is this antique
branch from Hugh's mother.
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Now I just need something blue.
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-Here.
-Oh, Mom, thanks.
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Wow, Lisa. Looking at you makes me
wanna get married for a third time.
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I met a really nice exotic dancer
at Hugh's bachelor party.
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-Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.
-We had one in his honor.
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I had one in his honor.
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I went to a strip club.
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Well, here goes nothing.
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Mum, Dad...
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...meet Homer Simpson.
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-How do you do?
-Hey. How are you?
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Nice to meet you.
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You know what's great
about you English?
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Octupussy. Man, I must have
seen that movie...
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...twice.
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Yes. Yes. That's not too bad.
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Hey, Krabappel, get in the way
of that bouquet...
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...I'll stuff that sunhat
down your neck.
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Smithers, take me home.
I'm not fully defrosted.
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Nonsense. Just sit down
and rest for a moment.
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There you go.
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Oh, no. We've got
a little situation here.
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I can't feel anything
below my cummerbund.
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-Hi, Dad.
-You look great, sweetheart.
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-Thanks.
-Little Lisa. Lisa Simpson.
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I always felt you were the best thing
my name ever got attached to.
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Since you learned to pin your own
diapers, you've been smarter than me.
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-Oh, Dad.
-No, no. Let me finish.
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I want you to know
I've always been proud of you.
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You're my greatest accomplishment,
and you did it all yourself.
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You helped me understand
my own wife better...
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...and taught me to be a better person.
But you're also my daughter.
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I don't think anybody could've had
a better daughter--
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-Dad, you're babbling.
-See? You're still helping me.
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Hey, Dad, did you forget to give
those cuff links to Hugh?
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-No.
-Well?
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I found them on the nightstand.
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I guess they weren't his cup of tea.
Don't worry.
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But you've been going on
about these all week.
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I'm sure he just forget.
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Lisa, we're not supposed to see
each other before the wedding.
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-It's tradition.
-What about my family's tradition?
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Surely you don't want me to wear these
in front of my parents and their friends.
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-But you promised my dad you would.
-I was just humoring him.
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-Actually, he frightens me a bit.
-I know they look silly...
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...but his feelings will be hurt.
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Fine.
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I must say, you were right.
This has been quite trying.
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I've attempted to enjoy your family
on a personal level...
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...on an ironic level, as a novelty.
as camp, as kitsch...
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...as cautionary example.
Nothing works.
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When we get back to England,
we won't have to deal with them.
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You saying we won't
see my family again?
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Your mother will come
when the children are born.
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I can't believe I'm hearing this.
I don't wanna cut my family out.
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Really? Lisa, you're better
than this place.
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You're like a flower
that grew out of dirt.
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00:19:37,582 --> 00:19:39,991
-That's a horrible thing to say.
-Oh, come on.
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-You complain more than anyone.
-Maybe, but I still love them.
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00:19:44,839 --> 00:19:48,422
And I don't think you understand that.
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00:19:53,056 --> 00:19:55,595
And now, to sing "Amazing Grace"...
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...Miss Maggie Simpson.
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00:19:58,854 --> 00:20:01,642
She's quite a hellion,
but does have an incredible voice.
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Stop everything.
The wedding has been called off.
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00:20:13,285 --> 00:20:15,907
This is very sad news.
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00:20:16,121 --> 00:20:20,618
It never would've happened if the
wedding was in the church with God...
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...instead of out here
in the cheap showiness of nature.
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00:20:24,797 --> 00:20:26,754
Who wants cake?
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The next day, Hugh goes back to
England, and you never see him again.
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Now that I know, isn't there any way
to change the future?
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00:20:52,492 --> 00:20:54,983
No. But try to look surprised.
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You said you'd tell me
about my true love.
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Oh, you'll have a true love.
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But I specialize in foretelling
the relationships...
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...where you get jerked around.
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Lisa, where were you?
You missed the most incredible thing.
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-Hi, Dad.
-I ate seven pounds of fudge.
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The man at the stand said
it was a record.
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What else did you do, Dad?
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I rode the tea cups. Then I got
a little sick, and I had to sit down.
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But then I rode them again.