1 00:00:38,046 --> 00:00:40,335 This place is gonna smell classy all week. 2 00:00:40,548 --> 00:00:43,003 To Homer, the Wall Street genius! 3 00:00:52,975 --> 00:00:56,094 Hey, Homer, how come you get money to burn? Or singe, anyway. 4 00:00:56,269 --> 00:00:59,388 -Yeah, what's your secret investment? -Take a guess. 5 00:00:59,939 --> 00:01:01,516 Pumpkins? 6 00:01:01,690 --> 00:01:05,272 Yeah, that's right, Barney. This year, I invested in pumpkins. 7 00:01:05,443 --> 00:01:07,816 They've been going up the whole month of October. 8 00:01:07,987 --> 00:01:11,486 And I got a feeling they're gonna peak right around January. 9 00:01:11,657 --> 00:01:14,065 And bang! That's when I'll cash in. 10 00:01:14,284 --> 00:01:16,692 To Homer! And to Sergeant Pepper... 11 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:20,037 ...who's growing out of the middle of your back! 12 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:23,701 Barn, you gotta unwrap the plastic before you smoke these. 13 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,198 -Hey, Homer. -Yeah! 14 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:27,582 -Hey, Homer. -Way to go. 15 00:01:31,757 --> 00:01:35,707 I told you a hundred times, you gotta sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween. 16 00:01:35,927 --> 00:01:39,010 Let's not panic. I'll make the money back by selling a liver. 17 00:01:39,179 --> 00:01:40,555 I can get by with one. 18 00:01:41,139 --> 00:01:43,808 Oh, how am I gonna tell Marge we're broke? 19 00:01:44,142 --> 00:01:45,933 I need a miracle. 20 00:01:46,102 --> 00:01:47,928 My house is on fire! 21 00:01:48,103 --> 00:01:49,894 Insurance to the rescue! 22 00:01:54,483 --> 00:01:56,559 -Hello, Homer. -Hello, Homer. 23 00:01:57,611 --> 00:01:59,485 Marge, we had a deal. 24 00:01:59,654 --> 00:02:03,604 Your sisters don't come here after 6, and I stop eating your lipstick. 25 00:02:03,783 --> 00:02:05,574 This is a special occasion. 26 00:02:05,784 --> 00:02:07,943 Patty and Selma just got promoted at the DMV. 27 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:12,615 Yeah, Homer. Let your wife have a glimpse of success for once. 28 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:15,785 All right, that's the last straw. 29 00:02:16,210 --> 00:02:18,534 Time to take out the trash! 30 00:02:18,712 --> 00:02:21,380 But first, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 31 00:02:30,596 --> 00:02:33,051 I'm sorry. Homer doesn't mean to be rude. 32 00:02:33,223 --> 00:02:35,679 He's just a very complicated man. 33 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:37,179 Wrong! 34 00:02:37,352 --> 00:02:40,186 When are you going to wake up and smell your husband, Marge? 35 00:02:40,354 --> 00:02:42,015 You got some kids out of him. 36 00:02:42,189 --> 00:02:45,356 But when the seeds have been planted, you throw away the envelope. 37 00:02:45,567 --> 00:02:49,351 I wish you wouldn't put Homer down. He may not be a big success like you... 38 00:02:49,528 --> 00:02:52,897 ...but I can always count on him to provide for the family. 39 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:57,284 Sweet, trusting Marge, I can't let you down. I'll get some money somehow. 40 00:03:01,371 --> 00:03:04,373 Hello, Vegas? Give me a hundred bucks on red. 41 00:03:04,999 --> 00:03:07,372 All right. I'll send you a check. 42 00:03:09,586 --> 00:03:11,627 If only I could think of an invention. 43 00:03:11,797 --> 00:03:13,671 Something that would really make money. 44 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:18,086 Must concentrate and work harder than I've ever worked... 45 00:03:23,306 --> 00:03:24,848 Congratulations, Mr. Simpson. 46 00:03:25,016 --> 00:03:28,717 This invention of yours has made us all rich, especially you. 47 00:03:28,894 --> 00:03:32,262 It's simple, yet ingenious. And it fits right in the palm of your hand. 48 00:03:32,438 --> 00:03:36,104 Every person in America now owns one of these. In many cases, three or four. 49 00:03:36,275 --> 00:03:37,852 Can I just get a look at that? 50 00:03:38,026 --> 00:03:41,811 Why would you need to see it? You're the genius who invented the product. 51 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:43,649 -But could I just--? -Don't worry. 52 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:47,239 You'll get to see it just as soon as we unveil our new ad campaign. 53 00:03:49,286 --> 00:03:51,326 -Let me see! Out of the way! -Homer! 54 00:03:51,537 --> 00:03:54,989 Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes fill our usual bedtime. 55 00:03:55,165 --> 00:03:57,040 No! My invention! 56 00:03:57,209 --> 00:03:59,415 -My money problems could've-- -Money problems? 57 00:03:59,586 --> 00:04:02,160 Homer, are we in some sort of fiduciary trouble? 58 00:04:05,507 --> 00:04:07,832 Oh, Marge, my loyal wife... 59 00:04:08,051 --> 00:04:09,712 ...of course not. 60 00:04:10,136 --> 00:04:12,840 And Lisa, my little princess. 61 00:04:13,013 --> 00:04:15,682 And who could forget dear Rat Boy? 62 00:04:15,849 --> 00:04:18,850 Rat Boy? I resent that. 63 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:22,271 Bart, I told you before. Stop gnawing on the drywall. 64 00:04:22,813 --> 00:04:26,514 What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing... 65 00:04:26,691 --> 00:04:29,609 ...bees are trying to have sex with them, as I understand it. 66 00:04:29,777 --> 00:04:33,692 It is a gorgeously fabulous day. Marvelous, even. 67 00:04:33,905 --> 00:04:37,737 So, what's your hurry to get to school? 68 00:04:37,909 --> 00:04:41,325 Nothing. What's your hurry? 69 00:04:43,163 --> 00:04:46,780 That's enough, Bart. Fun is fun, but if we're late, we'll get in trouble. 70 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:50,125 You're right, Milhouse. Fun is fun. 71 00:04:54,672 --> 00:04:58,338 Attention, students. It's time to choose a gym class for the coming term. 72 00:04:58,509 --> 00:05:00,300 So let's prove how adult we can be... 73 00:05:00,469 --> 00:05:02,924 ...by filing to the gym in a calm, orderly manner. 74 00:05:03,096 --> 00:05:07,260 Even though it's first come, first serve, and the popular sports fill up fast. 75 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,179 Too many wee ones! 76 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:17,516 This gets uglier every year. Any sign of Bart and Milhouse? 77 00:05:17,691 --> 00:05:21,357 No, and if they don't get here soon, it'll be T.S. for them. 78 00:05:24,447 --> 00:05:26,107 I don't feel right. 79 00:05:27,699 --> 00:05:30,108 Do you hear that, Bart? That was the tardy bell! 80 00:05:30,285 --> 00:05:33,986 "Truant! Truant! Truant!" they'll all say! 81 00:05:34,163 --> 00:05:37,579 Who needs him? I can have fun all by myself. 82 00:05:37,749 --> 00:05:42,328 It's all right? It's all right. It's all right? It's all right. 83 00:05:44,672 --> 00:05:46,877 Sure, Homer, I can loan you the money you need. 84 00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:50,008 However, since you have no collateral... 85 00:05:50,176 --> 00:05:52,928 ...I'm gonna have to break your legs in advance. 86 00:05:53,095 --> 00:05:55,219 Gosh, Moe. I use these all the time. 87 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:58,141 -Couldn't you bash my head in? -Hey, are you a loan shark? 88 00:05:58,308 --> 00:06:00,597 Do you understand how finance works? 89 00:06:00,768 --> 00:06:02,844 Now, let's do this thing. 90 00:06:09,609 --> 00:06:12,562 -Oh, no. It's P.E. sign-up day. -How could you forget? 91 00:06:12,736 --> 00:06:14,812 They had signs posted all over the library. 92 00:06:14,988 --> 00:06:18,938 Better sign up for something fast, man. Baseball just filled up-- 93 00:06:19,116 --> 00:06:21,785 So did tae Kwon do. 94 00:06:30,959 --> 00:06:32,786 There's only one class left... 95 00:06:32,961 --> 00:06:35,914 ...but it happens to be the coolest one of all. 96 00:06:37,298 --> 00:06:39,788 Ballet? Dancing is for girls. 97 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:42,042 Well, you should've gotten here earlier. 98 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,926 I need an extension on my mortgage payments. 99 00:06:46,097 --> 00:06:48,931 I understand, Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer... 100 00:06:49,099 --> 00:06:50,807 ...your credit history is not good. 101 00:06:51,017 --> 00:06:54,386 It says here that you've been pre-declined for every major credit card. 102 00:06:54,562 --> 00:06:57,231 It also says that you grabbed a dog by the hind legs... 103 00:06:57,398 --> 00:07:00,232 -...and pushed him like a vacuum. -In the third grade! 104 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,191 It all goes on your permanent record. 105 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,899 Sorry, but if you don't have that money by tomorrow... 106 00:07:05,112 --> 00:07:07,817 -...the bank will take your house. -Good luck finding it. 107 00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:11,109 -I'll take the numbers off. -We'll find a house with no numbers. 108 00:07:11,284 --> 00:07:13,075 I'll take off my neighbor's numbers. 109 00:07:13,244 --> 00:07:17,028 So then we'll look for the house next to the house with no numbers. 110 00:07:17,456 --> 00:07:19,911 All right, you'll get your money. 111 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:24,122 You're my last, last chance, bottom of the barrel, Hail Mary, long shot... 112 00:07:24,295 --> 00:07:27,830 ...wish you would, but probably won't, final resort to lend me money. 113 00:07:28,006 --> 00:07:31,043 -We'll take care of you. -Yes. Care. 114 00:07:52,192 --> 00:07:55,644 Cut him a check and get him the hell out of here. 115 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:03,109 What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family. 116 00:08:03,285 --> 00:08:05,277 Get a picture of me with this steak. 117 00:08:05,453 --> 00:08:07,410 You're certainly in a good mood, Dad. 118 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:10,996 Well, Lisa, I managed to solve a little problem today. 119 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:14,168 And to celebrate, I'm going to tilt my chair. 120 00:08:17,046 --> 00:08:19,287 Shanty. 121 00:08:19,965 --> 00:08:21,792 Patty, Selma. What are you doing here? 122 00:08:22,384 --> 00:08:25,088 We thought we'd stop by unexpectedly for dinner. 123 00:08:25,261 --> 00:08:28,179 Now, bring us extra chairs like a good "blubber"-in-law. 124 00:08:28,347 --> 00:08:29,842 Time to fertilize the lawn. 125 00:08:30,015 --> 00:08:33,052 A couple of BOO-pound bags should do it! 126 00:08:33,268 --> 00:08:36,138 Be careful with my sisters' heads. Their necks are brittle. 127 00:08:36,312 --> 00:08:38,222 That's okay, Marge. Nothing's broke. 128 00:08:38,397 --> 00:08:40,354 Except Homer. 129 00:08:40,565 --> 00:08:43,982 -What's that supposed to mean? -It means-- 130 00:08:44,235 --> 00:08:49,905 It means these two fabulous babes are staying for dinner. 131 00:08:50,073 --> 00:08:52,908 Now, there's a stink I could've done without. 132 00:08:53,117 --> 00:08:55,691 This has been such a nice, peaceful dinner. 133 00:08:55,869 --> 00:09:00,282 It calls for a celebration. I'll make the most international coffee in the house: 134 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:03,540 Montreal Morn. 135 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,452 All right, you had your fun, now get lost. 136 00:09:07,629 --> 00:09:09,206 Our fun hasn't begun yet. 137 00:09:13,259 --> 00:09:16,461 We know something you don't want Marge to know. 138 00:09:16,636 --> 00:09:20,800 Now we own you, like Siegfried owns Roy. 139 00:09:20,973 --> 00:09:24,176 I'm sorry. All we have is Nescafé. 140 00:09:24,351 --> 00:09:28,977 -I'm very, very sorry. -Oh, Marge, Marge. You're just in time. 141 00:09:29,147 --> 00:09:31,815 Homer's getting ready to give us afoot rub. 142 00:09:31,982 --> 00:09:34,390 -You are? -No! I-- 143 00:09:36,152 --> 00:09:39,236 I'm giving them afoot massage. 144 00:09:39,447 --> 00:09:41,487 At least let me have that. 145 00:09:41,657 --> 00:09:43,697 You can start with the cams. 146 00:09:43,867 --> 00:09:46,358 Then you can move on to bunion country. 147 00:09:47,245 --> 00:09:49,404 Okay. Steady, Bart. 148 00:09:49,580 --> 00:09:52,913 Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of a man. 149 00:09:57,795 --> 00:10:01,840 All right, girls. Today we learn the dance of the fairy queens. 150 00:10:02,007 --> 00:10:05,873 You can either be a fairy or a queen. It's wide open. 151 00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:09,631 And what have we here? 152 00:10:09,805 --> 00:10:12,889 A young man maybe who thinks he can be the next Baryshnikov. 153 00:10:13,057 --> 00:10:16,924 I don't wanna be the next anything. They made me take this stupid class. 154 00:10:17,102 --> 00:10:20,934 So he has fire in the belly. But it will take more than belly fire... 155 00:10:21,106 --> 00:10:25,056 -...to be the next Baryshnikov! -Look, Boris, I think ballet's for sissies. 156 00:10:25,985 --> 00:10:28,689 Ballet is for the strong, the fierce, the determined. 157 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,938 But for the Sissies, never. 158 00:10:31,114 --> 00:10:35,111 Now. put on this fuchsia-tam. You are a fairy! 159 00:10:36,827 --> 00:10:38,737 -Quitting time. -On the way home... 160 00:10:38,912 --> 00:10:42,411 -...we'll stop at Moe's for a Zima. -Maybe I'll stay and work overtime. 161 00:10:42,582 --> 00:10:45,583 My sisters-in-law are at my house again. 162 00:10:45,751 --> 00:10:47,412 Homer, quit wallowing in self-pity. 163 00:10:47,586 --> 00:10:50,076 Pull yourself together and come get drunk with us. 164 00:10:56,259 --> 00:10:59,545 -Is something wrong, Mr. Simpson? -I don't like wearing tights. 165 00:10:59,721 --> 00:11:02,259 But so many of your heroes wear tights. 166 00:11:02,431 --> 00:11:06,974 -Batman, for example. And Magellan. -Look, I don't like this cootie platoon... 167 00:11:07,143 --> 00:11:10,761 ...and I never will. I'm out of here, and I'm out of this stupid outfit. 168 00:11:15,025 --> 00:11:17,599 Wait! Joy of movement, increasing. 169 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,901 Love of dance, impossible to resist. 170 00:11:21,613 --> 00:11:24,946 Toes twinkling. Look at me, girls. 171 00:11:25,116 --> 00:11:28,533 I'm doing ballet. And I love it! 172 00:11:31,330 --> 00:11:34,449 Am I wrong. or did it just get fatter in here? 173 00:11:34,624 --> 00:11:38,539 -Request permission to slink by. -Permission pending. 174 00:11:38,711 --> 00:11:41,249 First, light our cigarettes. 175 00:11:41,421 --> 00:11:43,331 But you're already smoking Gig-- 176 00:11:46,551 --> 00:11:49,469 -You're really pushing it. -Come on, Homer. 177 00:11:49,636 --> 00:11:53,005 You can't spell "obsequious" without I-O-U. 178 00:11:53,181 --> 00:11:56,432 -I'll have to trust you on that. -Marge was always a good speller. 179 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,759 -Let's ask her. -No! Don't tell Marge! 180 00:11:58,936 --> 00:12:01,142 I'll be good. I'll be good. 181 00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:11,476 Just for that, you have to crawl around on the floor like the dog you are. 182 00:12:11,654 --> 00:12:14,857 But-- Yes, ma'am. 183 00:12:15,658 --> 00:12:21,197 Now say, "I am Homer Simpson, the lowly dog." In a dog voice! 184 00:12:21,412 --> 00:12:24,911 -I am Homer Simpson. -Well, good. Jump, Homer, jump. 185 00:12:25,082 --> 00:12:28,000 -What's going on in here? -Absolutely nothing, Marge. 186 00:12:28,168 --> 00:12:29,710 -What's that paper? -What paper? 187 00:12:34,631 --> 00:12:37,799 Homer, is this projection accurate? 188 00:12:37,968 --> 00:12:40,838 -Did you borrow money from my sisters? -I don't know, Marge. 189 00:12:41,012 --> 00:12:43,681 I can't keep track of all my wheelings and dealings. 190 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:47,892 -He blew your savings on jack-o'-lanterns. -You told! 191 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,014 Sorry, Marge. 192 00:12:56,566 --> 00:12:59,401 I never want to see you again! You either. 193 00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:02,979 Homer. Homer, why didn't you tell me? 194 00:13:03,155 --> 00:13:06,820 I was ashamed, Marge. I failed you as a husband and a provider. 195 00:13:06,991 --> 00:13:09,482 And at best, I was a B-plus dog. 196 00:13:10,161 --> 00:13:12,913 I'll understand if you wanna sleep on the couch tonight. 197 00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:22,254 -How's Dad today? -Not too good, Lisa. 198 00:13:22,421 --> 00:13:26,667 -Frankly, he's underneath the table. -Nobody make me any breakfast. 199 00:13:26,841 --> 00:13:29,214 A man so deeply in debt doesn't deserve it. 200 00:13:29,385 --> 00:13:31,591 But I like to make you breakfast. 201 00:13:31,761 --> 00:13:35,712 In that case, I'll just have French toast with double butter and a side of bacon. 202 00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:39,342 But no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it. Maybe a little powdered sugar. 203 00:13:46,649 --> 00:13:49,602 See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque. 204 00:13:49,818 --> 00:13:53,435 But then I just fully went for it and pulled off the Demi-entrechat. 205 00:13:53,613 --> 00:13:55,404 Not that I'm into that kind of thing. 206 00:13:56,824 --> 00:14:00,987 Bravissimo, Bart! Next week, class gives its first recital. 207 00:14:01,161 --> 00:14:04,612 And you, you will dance the male lead. 208 00:14:04,788 --> 00:14:08,205 Dance in front of my whole school? What is it with you and ballet? 209 00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:11,743 I know you have great conflict, Bart. You love ballet. 210 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:15,454 Yet you feel the boys will laugh at you, no? 211 00:14:15,631 --> 00:14:17,422 No, I fear the girls will laugh at me. 212 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,999 I fear the boys will beat the snot out of me. 213 00:14:21,802 --> 00:14:25,301 -Hey, Dad. What you doing? -Daddy has very important work to do. 214 00:14:25,472 --> 00:14:28,556 He's looking through the want ads to find a part-time job. 215 00:14:28,725 --> 00:14:31,014 Dad, that's a gag paper we got at the carnival. 216 00:14:31,394 --> 00:14:35,474 No wonder I didn't hear about Bart being elected world's greatest sex machine. 217 00:14:35,647 --> 00:14:38,351 -I'll never pay off that debt! -Need money fast? 218 00:14:38,524 --> 00:14:40,849 Got no experience? Step up to elegance. 219 00:14:41,026 --> 00:14:44,395 -Become a limo driver at Classy Joe's. -That's it! 220 00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:48,901 I'll make money with a chauffeur job! Good thing you turned on that TV, Lisa. 221 00:14:49,075 --> 00:14:51,067 I didn't turn it on, I thought you did. 222 00:14:51,243 --> 00:14:53,782 No. Well, anyway, turn it off. 223 00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:55,449 It is off. 224 00:15:01,752 --> 00:15:03,875 You have to work hard to win this crowd over. 225 00:15:04,045 --> 00:15:07,627 -Most of them are here for detention. -Pretty big crowd. 226 00:15:08,382 --> 00:15:11,086 We even bused in troublemakers from other schools. 227 00:15:21,726 --> 00:15:24,561 That spiky-haired, masked dancer is really something. 228 00:15:24,729 --> 00:15:28,596 -I wonder who he is. -He's graceful, yet masculine. 229 00:15:28,774 --> 00:15:30,933 So it's okay for me to enjoy this. 230 00:15:31,109 --> 00:15:35,189 This reminds me of the movie Fame, and to a lesser extent... 231 00:15:35,362 --> 00:15:39,194 ...the TV series, which was also called Fame. 232 00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:47,238 Oh, wow, I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks. 233 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:51,032 I loved that movie Young Frankenstein. Scared the hell out of me. 234 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:56,461 -Thanks. -Let's do that 2000-pound-man thing. 235 00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:59,631 I'll be that Carl Reiner guy, and you be what's-his-face. 236 00:15:59,799 --> 00:16:02,338 It's not easy. It takes the genius of Carl Reiner... 237 00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:04,170 ...and the timing that only we-- 238 00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:06,918 Sir, today, every country has a national anthem. 239 00:16:07,097 --> 00:16:10,383 Did they have national anthems 2000 years ago? 240 00:16:10,558 --> 00:16:13,346 Sure! Sure we had. Of course, we was caves. 241 00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:15,808 But every cave had a national anthem. 242 00:16:15,979 --> 00:16:18,814 I'll never forget my cave's national anthem. 243 00:16:18,981 --> 00:16:25,435 -What was that national anthem? -Let them all go to hell except Cave 76 244 00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:29,068 What's with the Si--? What's with the siren? 245 00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:32,655 Evening, Simpson. Got a short in your taillight. 246 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,736 Started blinking when you made that turn. 247 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:38,695 -Let's see your chauffeur's license. -Chauffeur's license, eh? 248 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,373 Mel, buckle your borscht belt! 249 00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:45,999 Since you're trying to make a getaway in park... 250 00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:48,376 ...I'm guessing you don't have a license. 251 00:16:48,547 --> 00:16:51,382 Better head to the DMV. These two broads'll help you out. 252 00:16:53,802 --> 00:16:57,337 Wow. Officer, this man is making me a little edgy. 253 00:16:57,513 --> 00:17:01,889 -Could you give me a ride to the airport? -Hey, hey! You're Mel Brooks! 254 00:17:02,058 --> 00:17:04,134 -Sure, I'll give you a ride. -Thank you. 255 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:08,391 On the way we can do that 2000-dollar-man thing. 256 00:17:08,564 --> 00:17:11,232 You be Carl Reiner, and I'll be Police Chief Wiggum. 257 00:17:11,399 --> 00:17:15,184 Listen, why don't you play Carl Reiner, and let me play Police Chief Wiggum. 258 00:17:15,361 --> 00:17:16,986 I hate Carl Reiner! 259 00:17:20,532 --> 00:17:23,616 I haven't been moved like this since The Jay Luck Club. 260 00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:31,532 They love me. I'm accepted. I don't need this mask anymore. 261 00:17:31,749 --> 00:17:35,201 Behold! The masked dancer is me, Bart! 262 00:17:37,379 --> 00:17:41,044 -It is I who have won your acclaim! -Bart does ballet! 263 00:17:41,215 --> 00:17:43,256 He dances like girls! 264 00:17:44,259 --> 00:17:47,296 Go ahead and laugh. I took a chance and did what I wanted to do. 265 00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:53,342 And if that makes me a sissy, well, then, I guess I'm a sissy. 266 00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:56,186 He's a sissy! Let's rush him! 267 00:17:56,394 --> 00:17:58,185 -Yeah! -Yeah, let's get him, come on! 268 00:17:59,814 --> 00:18:01,771 After him! Go! 269 00:18:03,901 --> 00:18:08,028 -There he is! There, right there! -Bart, use the ballet. Leap! 270 00:18:08,196 --> 00:18:12,241 Leap like you've never leapt before! 271 00:18:19,246 --> 00:18:22,663 Looks like he took a pretty bad spill. 272 00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:25,952 Well, as long as he's hurt. 273 00:18:28,045 --> 00:18:31,497 Bart, I am so proud of you. You've shown a sensitive side of yourself... 274 00:18:31,673 --> 00:18:36,003 ...that can never be erased. From this day forward, we are kindred spirits. 275 00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:42,015 Why'd she just leave me here when I clearly need medical attention? 276 00:18:45,393 --> 00:18:47,350 Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV... 277 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,761 ...where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work. 278 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:53,977 Sometimes I think God is teasing me, just like he teased Moses in the desert. 279 00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:58,645 Tested, Homer. God tested Moses. And try to be nice to my sisters. 280 00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:01,145 It's very hard on me to have you always fighting. 281 00:19:01,322 --> 00:19:03,612 Oh, okay, Marge. I'll get along with them. 282 00:19:03,783 --> 00:19:05,360 Then I will hug some snakes. 283 00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:10,195 Yes! I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes! 284 00:19:10,372 --> 00:19:11,653 Now, that's sarcasm. 285 00:19:13,165 --> 00:19:15,490 Well, well, well. Look who needs us again... 286 00:19:15,668 --> 00:19:17,827 ...to get his chauffeur's license. 287 00:19:18,003 --> 00:19:19,995 Look, all I ask is that you be fair. 288 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,788 Did not adjust side mirror. Minus one point. 289 00:19:22,965 --> 00:19:25,089 Failed to check blind spot. Minus two points. 290 00:19:25,259 --> 00:19:27,631 You'll be happy when my family thinks I'm a loser. 291 00:19:27,802 --> 00:19:31,219 You are a loser, Homer! And we're winners. You gotta learn that. 292 00:19:31,389 --> 00:19:33,595 Seat belt twisted. Minus one point. 293 00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:36,138 Nagging the driver. Minus 10 points for you! 294 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:39,311 -Grazed a cone. Minus five. -Being a jerk. Minus a million! 295 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:45,442 One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little tests. 296 00:19:45,609 --> 00:19:47,815 And what's this? 297 00:19:48,027 --> 00:19:50,482 Someone didn't fill in a circle all the way. 298 00:19:54,616 --> 00:19:57,451 -Oh, boy. Oh, that felt good. -Let me try. Let me try. 299 00:19:59,412 --> 00:20:03,113 Yeah. Oh, boy. Oh, that was so sweet. 300 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,491 -So, Homer, how'd you do? -Well, I... 301 00:20:09,044 --> 00:20:12,745 Ladies, please don't tell me you're smoking in a government building. 302 00:20:12,923 --> 00:20:15,046 Because that is the kind of infraction... 303 00:20:15,216 --> 00:20:17,837 ...that can cost a couple of sisters their promotion. 304 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:19,875 -Well . . .. -What? 305 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,010 -You mean... -Why... 306 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,466 Oh, you're talking about she-- Who's? What? She-- What, this? 307 00:20:32,647 --> 00:20:34,355 I'll never forgive myself for this. 308 00:20:37,318 --> 00:20:39,524 Wait a minute. Those are yours, sir? 309 00:20:39,694 --> 00:20:43,312 Yes. I am in flavor country. 310 00:20:43,489 --> 00:20:47,071 -Both of them? -It's a big country. 311 00:20:47,284 --> 00:20:50,700 Ladies, I apologize. And you, sir, are worse than Hitler. 312 00:20:52,246 --> 00:20:55,912 Homer, I'm... I'm speechless. 313 00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:58,752 -You just saved our hides. -On top of everything else... 314 00:20:58,919 --> 00:21:02,370 -...don't make me picture your hides. -It's a wonderful thing you did... 315 00:21:02,546 --> 00:21:04,752 -...for my sisters. -I didn't do it for them. 316 00:21:04,923 --> 00:21:08,340 I did it for you, Marge. I'd kill for you. 317 00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:11,547 -Please ask me to kill for you. -No, Homie. 318 00:21:11,721 --> 00:21:15,766 You see? This is the stuff I've been telling you about that you never see. 319 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:18,014 Homer. 320 00:21:18,643 --> 00:21:21,680 We're. . .sorry. 321 00:21:21,854 --> 00:21:24,345 -If there's anything we can do-- -Call off the debt? 322 00:21:24,523 --> 00:21:27,192 Or, say, we could let you pass your driver's test. 323 00:21:27,358 --> 00:21:29,066 Call off the debt? 324 00:21:29,235 --> 00:21:31,359 -Well... -Debt's off! Let's go, Marge!