1 00:00:52,881 --> 00:00:55,550 When Krusty wants to, he can still blow them away. 2 00:00:55,758 --> 00:00:58,924 Yes. He can take a simple, everyday thing like eating a bicycle... 3 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:00,255 ...and make it funny. 4 00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:01,969 See you tomorrow, kids. 5 00:01:03,137 --> 00:01:06,967 But before I go, I'd just like to say-- 6 00:01:15,977 --> 00:01:17,969 There's nothing better than a cigarette... 7 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:20,683 ...unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill. 8 00:01:21,856 --> 00:01:25,437 Put 5000 bucks on the Lakers. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. 9 00:01:25,608 --> 00:01:28,015 My house is dirty. Buy me a clean one. 10 00:01:28,234 --> 00:01:30,357 Krusty, as your accountant, I must warn you-- 11 00:01:30,527 --> 00:01:31,808 Did you send 1000 roses... 12 00:01:31,986 --> 00:01:34,061 -...to Bea Arthur's grave? -Yes. But she's-- 13 00:01:34,237 --> 00:01:36,111 I don't wanna hear the end of sentences. 14 00:01:36,322 --> 00:01:37,400 George Carlin on three. 15 00:01:37,572 --> 00:01:40,359 Yeah. Lawsuit? Oh, come on. 16 00:01:40,574 --> 00:01:42,566 My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit... 17 00:01:42,742 --> 00:01:46,109 ...was entirely different from your bit. 18 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:51,616 So I'm a thief, am I? Well, excuse me! 19 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,072 -Give him 10 grand. -Steve Martin an law. 20 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,908 Ten grand. 21 00:01:56,082 --> 00:02:00,707 Krusty, in regards to the large wager you made on yesterday's horse race... 22 00:02:00,918 --> 00:02:04,535 Come on. How about letting me go double or nothing on the opera tonight. 23 00:02:04,754 --> 00:02:06,295 -Who do you like? -The tenor. 24 00:02:07,422 --> 00:02:09,876 Okay. But we're only letting the bet ride... 25 00:02:10,048 --> 00:02:13,832 ...because you crack us so consistently up. 26 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:17,295 You've got to stop blowing your money like this, Krusty. 27 00:02:17,511 --> 00:02:18,969 No can do. 28 00:02:21,096 --> 00:02:22,970 And those ridiculous bets you make. 29 00:02:23,347 --> 00:02:26,632 Gambling is the finest thing a person can do if he's good at it. 30 00:02:26,849 --> 00:02:30,051 -You haven't won anything in months. -So I'll just make more money. 31 00:02:30,226 --> 00:02:33,558 -Crank out some merchandise. -You already merchandised everything. 32 00:02:33,728 --> 00:02:37,179 Krusty's Monopoly game, the Krusty Crowd-Control Barrier. 33 00:02:37,396 --> 00:02:40,479 Nothing is selling anymore. Not even your new Lady Krusty line. 34 00:02:40,648 --> 00:02:43,400 But our infomercials are running 24 hours a day. 35 00:02:44,901 --> 00:02:48,814 So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Mustache-Removal System, Angelique? 36 00:02:48,986 --> 00:02:51,606 It's Krusterrific, Johnny Unitas. 37 00:02:51,779 --> 00:02:54,483 But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this? 38 00:02:54,656 --> 00:02:55,771 Probably. 39 00:02:55,948 --> 00:02:59,280 At this rate, you'll he broke in a month. Only thing left to do is... 40 00:02:59,450 --> 00:03:02,284 ...to open a clown college and train some regional Krustys. 41 00:03:02,452 --> 00:03:04,740 You mean like that bozo, Bonko the Clown? 42 00:03:04,911 --> 00:03:06,572 -Exactly. -Forget it. 43 00:03:06,746 --> 00:03:09,153 I'll just cut back on the condor-egg omelets. 44 00:03:09,872 --> 00:03:12,078 A couple of those would be tasty right now. 45 00:03:12,290 --> 00:03:13,867 I'll found the college tomorrow. 46 00:03:21,003 --> 00:03:24,253 It must be the first of the month. New Billboard Day! 47 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,757 Finders, keepers. 48 00:03:35,761 --> 00:03:38,086 "This year, give her English muffins." 49 00:03:38,263 --> 00:03:40,338 Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard. 50 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:46,970 "Best in the West." 51 00:03:48,143 --> 00:03:49,685 That rhymes. 52 00:03:52,896 --> 00:03:56,014 Clown college. You can't eat that. 53 00:03:58,232 --> 00:04:00,058 I got everything I was supposed to get. 54 00:04:00,233 --> 00:04:02,853 I'm not going to enroll in that clown college, though. 55 00:04:03,026 --> 00:04:06,773 That advertisement had no effect on me whatsoever. 56 00:04:18,159 --> 00:04:21,409 Hey, Homer. The section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. 57 00:04:31,458 --> 00:04:33,332 Clowns are funny. 58 00:04:43,507 --> 00:04:46,459 -Mom? -I think I'll have some wine. 59 00:04:53,137 --> 00:04:55,509 -Marge? -Yes, Homie. 60 00:04:57,389 --> 00:05:00,141 That's it. You people have stood in my way long enough. 61 00:05:00,349 --> 00:05:02,341 I'm going to clown college. 62 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,049 I don't think any of us expected him to say that. 63 00:05:08,228 --> 00:05:10,600 Hurry up. It's my first day of clown college. 64 00:05:10,771 --> 00:05:16,522 -Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm. -I am holding still. I am squirming. 65 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:19,140 Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. 66 00:05:19,318 --> 00:05:23,267 It's sacrilege. He's a one and only. I mean, he invented the pie fight... 67 00:05:23,445 --> 00:05:26,196 ...the pratfall and the seltzer battle, as far as I know. 68 00:05:26,363 --> 00:05:30,146 Yeah, Dad. It was bad enough when you tried to pass yourself off as Tom Bosley. 69 00:05:30,324 --> 00:05:32,861 -But Krusty... -You didn't complain when I got you... 70 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,824 ...this close to Chachi. 71 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:37,493 What's a chachi? 72 00:05:40,704 --> 00:05:44,867 All right. Now, there can only be one Krusty in each territory. 73 00:05:45,082 --> 00:05:48,367 So I hope this works out. Tell me where you're from. 74 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:49,911 -Georgia. -Texas. 75 00:05:51,001 --> 00:05:52,792 Brooklyn. -Russia. 76 00:05:53,003 --> 00:05:54,793 -New Hampshire. -Homer. 77 00:05:55,420 --> 00:05:58,373 Okay, we'll start off with the baggy p-- Wha--? 78 00:05:58,589 --> 00:06:01,376 Those are supposed to be baggy pants. Baggy! 79 00:06:02,633 --> 00:06:06,759 I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life. 80 00:06:06,968 --> 00:06:10,254 Okay. Memorize these funny place names: 81 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:14,847 Walla Walla, Keokuk, Cucamonga... 82 00:06:15,098 --> 00:06:16,758 ...Seattle. 83 00:06:18,558 --> 00:06:20,183 Stop it. You're killing me. 84 00:06:21,935 --> 00:06:23,346 Seattle. 85 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:33,015 And now, everybody's favorite, the Spin-Cycle Fantastic trick. 86 00:06:33,233 --> 00:06:35,723 It's a great piece of buffoonery if you pull it off. 87 00:06:35,901 --> 00:06:38,901 But if you blow it, you'll look like a fool. 88 00:06:41,862 --> 00:06:44,317 Steady. Steady. 89 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:50,826 Now, when the wealthy dowager comes in, the party's over, right? 90 00:06:50,992 --> 00:06:52,320 Wrong. 91 00:06:54,077 --> 00:06:55,951 "Kill wealthy dowager." 92 00:07:03,708 --> 00:07:05,035 Burn that seat. 93 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:07,740 These Krusty-brand balloons are 3 bucks each. 94 00:07:07,918 --> 00:07:10,835 Get a cheap one, and what happens? Goes off! 95 00:07:11,003 --> 00:07:14,869 Takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room. What's that gonna cost you? 96 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:16,707 Hey, Bill. What did that cost us? 97 00:07:39,185 --> 00:07:41,474 I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad. 98 00:07:41,686 --> 00:07:45,018 If there has to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you. 99 00:07:45,230 --> 00:07:47,104 Thanks, honey. Bank shot! 100 00:07:48,232 --> 00:07:51,517 -That's good aim, Dad. -Well, it was my major. 101 00:07:51,734 --> 00:07:55,398 Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. 102 00:07:55,611 --> 00:08:00,484 You'll now go back to your hometowns and do kids' parties, swap meets... 103 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:05,109 ...and the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a 10-foot clown pole. 104 00:08:05,324 --> 00:08:07,696 Now come and get your catskins-- 105 00:08:07,867 --> 00:08:09,362 I mean, sheepskins. 106 00:08:15,330 --> 00:08:17,737 This is the happiest day of my life-- 107 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,867 Got it. No shock for me. 108 00:08:22,792 --> 00:08:24,287 Oh, yeah? 109 00:08:36,091 --> 00:08:41,131 And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger, the one with ketchup... 110 00:08:41,344 --> 00:08:46,419 ...here he is, coming in by parachute, Krusty the Clown. 111 00:09:03,898 --> 00:09:10,728 "To audience. I now proclaim this new burger for sale." 112 00:09:21,115 --> 00:09:22,740 Lord, save me. 113 00:09:26,952 --> 00:09:28,778 It's the Krusty Burglar. 114 00:09:29,578 --> 00:09:31,653 Oh, my God. He's stealing all the burgers. 115 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:33,866 Why, you little-- 116 00:09:36,624 --> 00:09:39,660 Homer. Homer, it's all just an act. 117 00:09:39,876 --> 00:09:42,164 Stop. Stop. 118 00:09:42,335 --> 00:09:44,410 He's already dead. 119 00:09:44,628 --> 00:09:46,454 -Sir. Sir. -I gotta get him. 120 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:47,957 Get him. 121 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,998 Krusty the Clown, everybody. 122 00:09:53,675 --> 00:09:56,544 Please look at my MedicAlert bracelet. 123 00:10:08,891 --> 00:10:09,923 Hey, hey. 124 00:10:13,185 --> 00:10:15,344 And then take that and... 125 00:10:15,937 --> 00:10:17,514 ...put that in there and... 126 00:10:18,813 --> 00:10:21,481 -...here's your giraffe, little girl. -I'm a boy. 127 00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:24,180 That's the spirit. Never give up. 128 00:10:24,525 --> 00:10:27,063 Well, I guess you're pretty impressed, huh, Bart? 129 00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:31,397 My dad got Krusty the Clown to personally appear at my party. 130 00:10:31,570 --> 00:10:34,190 I have a feeling I could get him to appear at my house. 131 00:10:34,697 --> 00:10:39,405 I don't know, Bart. My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory. 132 00:10:48,413 --> 00:10:50,322 It's not 5:30 yet. 133 00:11:00,086 --> 00:11:03,169 -Hey, nice threads. -I'm beat. 134 00:11:03,337 --> 00:11:07,832 And after work, I gotta dedicate a new Jiffy Lube and cohost the ACE Awards. 135 00:11:08,048 --> 00:11:11,464 -Wow, Jiffy Lube. -Boy, you're running yourself ragged. 136 00:11:11,675 --> 00:11:17,011 Yeah. When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. 137 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:19,923 You know. the glory of being a clown. 138 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:23,589 I tell you, it's hard, tiring work. 139 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:27,425 But when I see the smiles on their little faces... 140 00:11:27,726 --> 00:11:31,011 ...I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something. 141 00:11:34,229 --> 00:11:37,894 Well, my time's almost up here. So I'd like to say I know Woody Allen. 142 00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:45,274 And now, the winner for the most promising new series on cable: 143 00:11:45,527 --> 00:11:48,314 Old Starsky and Hutch's. 144 00:11:49,279 --> 00:11:52,979 Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear. 145 00:11:58,409 --> 00:12:01,943 Let's walk and talk. I have wonderful stories about other famous people... 146 00:12:02,119 --> 00:12:05,617 -...that include me in some way. -Can't. Gotta distract bulls at a rodeo. 147 00:12:05,788 --> 00:12:07,495 Hey, me too. We can go together. 148 00:12:07,997 --> 00:12:10,452 No. I'm going a different way than you, Dick. 149 00:12:10,666 --> 00:12:14,709 Your churlish attitude reminds me of the time I had dinner with Groucho and-- 150 00:12:14,876 --> 00:12:16,122 You're gonna have dinner with Groucho tonight if you don't beat it. 151 00:12:20,421 --> 00:12:26,125 Being a clown sucks. Kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. 152 00:12:26,382 --> 00:12:29,501 Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown. 153 00:12:29,676 --> 00:12:33,459 I'm leaving the clowning business to the other clowns in the clowning business. 154 00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:35,631 Oh, no. 155 00:12:36,138 --> 00:12:38,426 Well, well, well, velocity boy. 156 00:12:38,639 --> 00:12:40,798 I'm gonna give you the biggest ticket you-- 157 00:12:40,974 --> 00:12:42,551 Hey, Krusty! 158 00:12:42,725 --> 00:12:45,808 -I'm not Krusty. -To think I was gonna give you a ticket. 159 00:12:45,976 --> 00:12:48,135 -Krusty the Clown. -I am not Krusty. 160 00:12:48,353 --> 00:12:51,222 Hey, Krusty, Krusty. You remember the time we got loaded... 161 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:54,265 ...and set those beavers loose in that pine-furniture store? 162 00:12:56,565 --> 00:12:59,234 Memories. All right, you take it easy, Krusty. 163 00:13:01,818 --> 00:13:04,059 Hey, he didn't give me a ticket. 164 00:13:04,403 --> 00:13:07,107 This is an intriguing development. 165 00:13:07,321 --> 00:13:11,151 You mean I get 5 percent off everything in the store just because I look like-- 166 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:14,241 I mean, just because I am Krusty the Clown? 167 00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:18,031 How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines... 168 00:13:18,202 --> 00:13:20,692 ...kept me in business during that first shaky year? 169 00:13:20,870 --> 00:13:24,321 Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses. 170 00:13:24,539 --> 00:13:28,322 I'm telling you, this'll work. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff. 171 00:13:28,499 --> 00:13:32,448 I've been getting free stuff all day. Look at this swell bucket of house paint. 172 00:13:32,668 --> 00:13:34,743 -Look at it. -I'm not saying it won't work. 173 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:38,916 -I'm just saying it's dishonest. -If we agree, then why are we arguing? 174 00:13:39,964 --> 00:13:44,921 Hey, Krusty, hey. Beautiful date tonight, huh? 175 00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:47,588 And such lovely children you have now. 176 00:13:47,802 --> 00:13:51,667 -I'm more striking than lovely. -You come with me. Come with Luigi. 177 00:13:51,845 --> 00:13:54,763 You don't want to sit with the rest of the scum. 178 00:13:54,930 --> 00:13:56,258 -Hey. -What's going on? 179 00:13:56,431 --> 00:14:00,178 I only consider you scum compared to Krusty. 180 00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:03,184 -Well, I can see that. -Yeah, you see how you scum. 181 00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:11,311 Let me get this straight. You took money made franchising your name... 182 00:14:11,481 --> 00:14:13,686 ...and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters? 183 00:14:13,857 --> 00:14:16,609 Oh, I thought the Generals were due. 184 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:23,945 He's spinning the ball on his finger. Just take it. Take the ball. 185 00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:30,073 That game was fixed. They were using a freaking ladder, for God's sake. 186 00:14:31,409 --> 00:14:35,025 I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us. 187 00:14:35,244 --> 00:14:37,912 Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the clown college. 188 00:14:38,121 --> 00:14:39,615 We have already taken it. 189 00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,704 Kids have a lot of money these days. 190 00:14:41,873 --> 00:14:45,656 So after you finish your performance, you might consider robbing them. 191 00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:48,578 What can I tell you? You can't get blood from a turnip. 192 00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:51,829 You wanna kill me, go ahead and kill me. 193 00:14:52,879 --> 00:14:54,420 Hey, all right, okay already. 194 00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:57,671 -Look, we can talk this over. -No more talk. 195 00:14:57,881 --> 00:15:00,917 It is time for us to take you for a ride. 196 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:02,674 Oh, no-- 197 00:15:02,926 --> 00:15:07,088 -Mind if I go to the bathroom first? -I see no harm in that. 198 00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,593 When he's done in there, I gotta go. 199 00:15:23,729 --> 00:15:26,811 Okay, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. 200 00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:30,764 Legs, you check out the East Side. Louie, Rome and Budapest. 201 00:15:30,941 --> 00:15:33,977 Tell the boys I want a total world search. 202 00:15:34,151 --> 00:15:35,479 -Right, boss. -Right, boss. 203 00:15:35,693 --> 00:15:42,108 I want a free car because I'm Krusty. Krusty the Clown. Get it? Krusty. 204 00:15:44,782 --> 00:15:46,738 Cancel the world search. 205 00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:52,821 I want everything that's coming to Krusty the Clown, which is me, Krusty. 206 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,777 Hey, it's Krusty, all right. 207 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:59,323 Should I shoot him gangland-style or execution-style? 208 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:01,615 Listen to your heart. 209 00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:04,284 Well, I can't give you the car, Krusty. 210 00:16:04,459 --> 00:16:08,953 But I can let you have this little number for practically nothing. Only $38,000. 211 00:16:10,629 --> 00:16:12,254 Hey, what are all these holes? 212 00:16:12,422 --> 00:16:14,331 Speed holes. They make the car go faster. 213 00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:17,174 Oh, yeah. Speed holes. 214 00:16:20,092 --> 00:16:22,879 You want my advice? I think you should buy this car. 215 00:16:24,095 --> 00:16:26,253 We need more ammo. Let's go to Big 5. 216 00:16:28,472 --> 00:16:32,966 Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages... 217 00:16:33,183 --> 00:16:36,468 ...don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you. 218 00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:42,677 I look exactly the same, you moron! 219 00:16:42,855 --> 00:16:45,724 Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. 220 00:16:45,898 --> 00:16:49,396 -Plus, I did your breasts. -Hear me complaining about the breasts? 221 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,482 Oh, what's the use in hiding? 222 00:16:51,651 --> 00:16:54,141 I gotta go back to Springfield and face the music. 223 00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:55,819 Can you lean me bus fare? 224 00:16:56,612 --> 00:16:57,940 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 225 00:17:02,907 --> 00:17:04,733 What you diddily doing, neighbor? 226 00:17:04,908 --> 00:17:08,110 I'm putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster. 227 00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:11,861 Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use-- 228 00:17:14,747 --> 00:17:18,079 Wow, lucky I always keep a Bible close to my heart-- 229 00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:26,038 Lucky I was wearing this extra-large piece of the true cross today. 230 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,045 I think I'll go inside. 231 00:17:30,256 --> 00:17:31,880 What keeps doing that? 232 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:35,873 I told you we should've bought more than three bullets. Let's just grab him. 233 00:17:36,384 --> 00:17:37,760 Hey! 234 00:17:39,802 --> 00:17:42,921 But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him. 235 00:17:43,137 --> 00:17:45,592 -I'm Homer Simpson. -The same Homer Simpson who... 236 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,088 ...crashed his car through the wall of our club? 237 00:17:48,515 --> 00:17:51,089 Actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble. 238 00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:54,599 The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister? 239 00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:56,554 Actually, my real name is... 240 00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:58,929 Think, Krusty, think. Joe Valachi. 241 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:02,893 Same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate committee about organized crime? 242 00:18:03,107 --> 00:18:05,265 -Benedict Arnold. -The same Benedict Arnold... 243 00:18:05,441 --> 00:18:08,311 ...who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British? 244 00:18:11,778 --> 00:18:15,644 I am so glad I had a chance to meet you... 245 00:18:15,864 --> 00:18:20,488 ...before we did this, Krusty. because I am a great fan. 246 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,156 Don Vittorio Dimaggio. 247 00:18:23,326 --> 00:18:25,033 Krusty the Clown. 248 00:18:25,619 --> 00:18:28,157 Sorry I have to do this, Krusty. 249 00:18:31,122 --> 00:18:33,245 I cannot do it. 250 00:18:33,456 --> 00:18:38,532 To murder a funnyman of such genius would be a crime. 251 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,995 Tell you what, Krusty. 252 00:18:41,169 --> 00:18:45,663 Do for me my favorite trick, where you ride the little bike through the loop... 253 00:18:45,838 --> 00:18:49,538 -...and I will let you live. -But I've never been able to do the-- 254 00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:53,296 Hey, how about if I squirt you in the face with my boutonnière? Okay. 255 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:58,793 -I'll never be able to do this trick. Never. -Go. Go. 256 00:19:01,555 --> 00:19:04,342 Hey. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. 257 00:19:04,557 --> 00:19:06,929 I'm the greatest clown in the world. 258 00:19:15,938 --> 00:19:21,559 The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all. 259 00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:23,686 Hey, guys. I came to-- 260 00:19:25,235 --> 00:19:28,401 Oh, you got a deadly game of cat and mouse going. I'll come back. 261 00:19:29,737 --> 00:19:32,310 I'm seeing double here. Four Krustys. 262 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:37,321 Krusty. Oh, thanks. Thanks a lot. You came here to save me. 263 00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:40,023 Yeah. That's what I did. 264 00:19:40,243 --> 00:19:45,365 My apologies to you. I almost made a grievous error. 265 00:19:45,537 --> 00:19:48,157 Goodbye, Krusty. -Wait. 266 00:19:48,372 --> 00:19:52,119 He can't kill anybody if he doesn't know which one's the real Krusty. 267 00:19:56,126 --> 00:19:57,584 I am confused. 268 00:19:58,628 --> 00:20:01,545 -Good one, Krusty. -Oh, crap. 269 00:20:01,754 --> 00:20:04,624 Because of that disrespectful display... 270 00:20:04,798 --> 00:20:07,003 ...I shall now kill both of you. 271 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:12,835 Unless you both go through the loop together. 272 00:20:22,182 --> 00:20:25,265 I can't see, you idiot. Take your hands off my eyes. 273 00:20:43,319 --> 00:20:45,192 -Hey. -Not bad. 274 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,569 Without the loop, it is nothing. 275 00:21:03,079 --> 00:21:05,285 Yeah, Krustys! 276 00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:12,701 Grazie. Grazie. You have brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype. 277 00:21:12,918 --> 00:21:16,784 -No, no, Don Vittorio. You're not-- -Yes, I am. I know it. I am. 278 00:21:17,003 --> 00:21:20,750 -Anyway, thank you, Krusty. -Oh, you're welcome. 279 00:21:20,964 --> 00:21:24,830 -So we're even now, huh? -No, we just won't kill you. 280 00:21:25,008 --> 00:21:26,999 But you still owe us the money. 281 00:21:27,801 --> 00:21:30,504 -Forty-eight dollars. -Here's 50. 282 00:21:30,719 --> 00:21:34,170 And 2, your change. And we thank you.