1 00:00:04,401 --> 00:00:07,837 " The Simpsons " 2 00:00:37,101 --> 00:00:39,001 D'oh! 3 00:00:58,255 --> 00:01:01,520 The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower-- 4 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:03,855 indistinguishable to the naked eye... 5 00:01:03,961 --> 00:01:06,452 but therein lies the game. 6 00:01:06,563 --> 00:01:10,795 I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away. 7 00:01:13,604 --> 00:01:16,402 Blast it, woman. You parked too close. Move your car! 8 00:01:16,507 --> 00:01:19,135 I'm in the lines. You got a problem, go tell your mama. 9 00:01:19,243 --> 00:01:21,370 Oh, don't worry. She'll hear about this. 10 00:01:21,478 --> 00:01:23,639 I can't get out.! 11 00:01:23,747 --> 00:01:25,840 - I'm trapped. - I can't breathe.! 12 00:01:30,821 --> 00:01:34,655 Class, I know there's no way to prove who actually did this... 13 00:01:34,758 --> 00:01:38,558 and in our American democracy, everyone is innocent until proven guilty. 14 00:01:38,662 --> 00:01:42,359 - God bless America. - But my classroom is not a democracy. Ha! 15 00:01:42,466 --> 00:01:44,593 For the rest of the year, Bart Simpson will be... 16 00:01:44,702 --> 00:01:48,194 the first student called on for every question. 17 00:01:48,305 --> 00:01:51,570 Well, let's get started. 18 00:01:51,675 --> 00:01:54,075 Can someone pronounce this word? 19 00:01:55,479 --> 00:01:57,379 Hmm? Bart? 20 00:01:57,481 --> 00:02:01,747 Uh-- Um-- Hmm? 21 00:02:01,852 --> 00:02:03,752 Uh-- 22 00:02:03,854 --> 00:02:05,845 Mmm-- Uh-- 23 00:02:05,956 --> 00:02:10,017 - Oh, pick me, teacher! I'm ever so smart. - Uh-- 24 00:02:10,127 --> 00:02:14,530 It's ''photosynthesis''! Damn your feeble brain! 25 00:02:14,631 --> 00:02:17,657 Oh, I couldn't read it. The letters are all blurry. 26 00:02:17,768 --> 00:02:20,737 Is it possible all your misbehavior and miserable grades... 27 00:02:20,838 --> 00:02:23,170 have been caused by a simple vision disorder? 28 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:25,571 You mean it ain't me noggin', it's me peepers? 29 00:02:25,676 --> 00:02:27,576 Oh, well, that's just ''loverly.'' 30 00:02:32,383 --> 00:02:34,078 Watch this, guys. 31 00:02:37,154 --> 00:02:39,952 Ooh! 32 00:02:40,057 --> 00:02:42,218 - Uh-oh. He's done for. - Don't worry. 33 00:02:42,326 --> 00:02:44,726 The safety glass'll protect us. 34 00:02:46,897 --> 00:02:48,831 Run! We'll hide at my house! 35 00:02:51,135 --> 00:02:54,366 Hey, this emergency exit is painted on! 36 00:02:54,471 --> 00:02:58,134 There's no way out! There's no way out! We're doomed! Doomed! 37 00:03:00,811 --> 00:03:05,214 Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape... 38 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:07,909 but we desperately need a real emergency exit. 39 00:03:08,018 --> 00:03:11,112 Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? 40 00:03:11,221 --> 00:03:15,123 How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? 41 00:03:15,225 --> 00:03:17,125 Smithers, throw this at him. 42 00:03:21,865 --> 00:03:23,833 Smithers, where does that tube go? 43 00:03:23,934 --> 00:03:26,232 I'm not sure, sir. It was here when we moved in. 44 00:03:31,108 --> 00:03:33,804 Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! 45 00:03:37,514 --> 00:03:40,244 Sir, we'll need a new dangerous emissions supervisor. 46 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,318 Yes, we'll find someone cheap. 47 00:03:42,419 --> 00:03:44,944 It's been a very lean year for us. 48 00:03:45,055 --> 00:03:46,955 Money fight! 49 00:03:50,494 --> 00:03:53,054 Mmm. 50 00:03:53,163 --> 00:03:58,032 Excellent, Zutroy. Work hard and each day you'll get a shiny penny. 51 00:04:01,271 --> 00:04:03,330 Agent Wesson, Department of Labor. 52 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,567 This man's an illegal alien. 53 00:04:05,676 --> 00:04:09,305 That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie. 54 00:04:09,413 --> 00:04:11,574 Mr. Burns. 55 00:04:11,682 --> 00:04:14,116 This plant violates every labor law in the book. 56 00:04:14,218 --> 00:04:17,710 We found a missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core. 57 00:04:17,821 --> 00:04:19,789 That plane crashed on my property! 58 00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:21,915 Look, Mr. Burns, we want to see some changes. 59 00:04:22,025 --> 00:04:25,825 For starters, you can reverse your sexist employment policies and hire at least one woman. 60 00:04:25,929 --> 00:04:27,897 All right. I'll bring in a woman. 61 00:04:27,998 --> 00:04:30,734 But I still stand by my hiring policies. 62 00:04:30,734 --> 00:04:30,995 But I still stand by my hiring policies. 63 00:04:36,707 --> 00:04:37,674 Get back to work, Stewart! 64 00:04:37,774 --> 00:04:40,902 Now with my new H.M.O., I can provide every medical service... 65 00:04:41,011 --> 00:04:43,172 you'll ever need under one roof. 66 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,510 You do have insurance, don't you? 67 00:04:45,616 --> 00:04:48,210 - Yes. - Well, that's wonderful. 68 00:04:48,318 --> 00:04:50,718 Let's go visit the optometrist. 69 00:04:52,089 --> 00:04:55,490 Your son has a temporary condition called ''lazy eye''... 70 00:04:55,592 --> 00:04:57,492 where one eye is weaker than the other. 71 00:04:57,594 --> 00:05:00,427 - You'll have to wear these for two weeks. - Oh! 72 00:05:00,531 --> 00:05:02,795 Menachem Begin wore a pair just like them. 73 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:05,698 Hmm. That scalp's a little dry. Better see our dermatologist. 74 00:05:05,802 --> 00:05:10,466 Rub a palm full of this medicated salve into your scalp every half an hour. 75 00:05:10,574 --> 00:05:13,099 Keep him away from open flames and pregnant women. 76 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:16,111 Ah, these should help those fallen arches. Enjoy. 77 00:05:16,213 --> 00:05:18,909 Hmm. Throat looks a little red. 78 00:05:19,016 --> 00:05:22,577 I'd better spray it. 79 00:05:22,686 --> 00:05:25,587 Oh, thanks, nice lady. 80 00:05:25,689 --> 00:05:28,681 My voice is crazy with this spraying already. 81 00:05:28,792 --> 00:05:33,456 Oy, I feel so much better, Mr. Medical Science-type Person. 82 00:05:33,564 --> 00:05:37,398 If they hire a woman, we won't be able to spit on the floor. 83 00:05:37,501 --> 00:05:39,833 And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot. 84 00:05:39,937 --> 00:05:42,064 And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain. 85 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:45,968 Yeah-- I mean, that-- 86 00:05:46,076 --> 00:05:50,308 You know, if we wanted to. Not that I ever did. 87 00:05:50,414 --> 00:05:53,542 Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new coworker, Mindy Simmons. 88 00:05:53,650 --> 00:05:55,675 I think she has a degree in engineering or something. 89 00:05:55,786 --> 00:05:58,152 - Hi. How's it going? - Pleased to meet you. 90 00:05:58,255 --> 00:06:00,314 - Yeah, ditto. - Hi. Ooh. 91 00:06:04,995 --> 00:06:06,758 Homer, what's the matter? 92 00:06:06,863 --> 00:06:09,559 Ain't you never seen a naked chick ridin' a clam before? 93 00:06:10,968 --> 00:06:13,163 Gotta go! Ahhh! 94 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:15,170 What the hell was that? 95 00:06:15,272 --> 00:06:17,399 I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy... 96 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:19,407 I found in the parking lot. 97 00:06:22,246 --> 00:06:24,908 Nice glasses, four eyes. 98 00:06:26,016 --> 00:06:31,181 Yeah, nice shoes, uh, two feet. Yeah. 99 00:06:31,288 --> 00:06:34,621 Your appearance is comical to me. 100 00:06:35,892 --> 00:06:37,951 I'm a nerd! 101 00:06:38,061 --> 00:06:40,256 So am I! 102 00:06:42,099 --> 00:06:45,557 Yeah. Another day, another box of stolen pens. 103 00:06:45,669 --> 00:06:49,730 - Have a good night, Homer. - You too. 104 00:06:52,242 --> 00:06:54,301 No goose bumps, no hallucinations. 105 00:06:54,411 --> 00:06:56,606 That last time was just a fluke. 106 00:07:01,718 --> 00:07:05,586 Homer loves Mindy! Homer loves Mindy! 107 00:07:11,495 --> 00:07:13,292 Hey, Homer, you're hallucinating again. 108 00:07:13,397 --> 00:07:15,365 Not a good sign. 109 00:07:20,504 --> 00:07:23,871 So, uh, what do you guys think of Mindy? 110 00:07:23,974 --> 00:07:26,067 Seems okay. Anybody see the game last night? 111 00:07:26,176 --> 00:07:29,407 Yeah. That Mindy seems real nice. 112 00:07:29,513 --> 00:07:32,414 Homer, what's with you? You're talking during a coffee break. 113 00:07:32,516 --> 00:07:36,646 Yeah. Usually you just take the box of doughnuts into the bathroom. 114 00:07:36,753 --> 00:07:38,812 Mindy has a motorcycle. 115 00:07:40,791 --> 00:07:45,251 Look, everybody. I'm the same person I always was. Whoa! 116 00:07:54,004 --> 00:07:58,270 - Hey, he's learning on his own! - Get him! 117 00:08:00,677 --> 00:08:03,271 - Moe, I need your advice. - Yeah? 118 00:08:03,380 --> 00:08:08,909 See, I got this friend named JoeyJo-JoJunior Shabadoo. 119 00:08:09,019 --> 00:08:12,546 That's the worst name I ever heard. 120 00:08:12,656 --> 00:08:16,456 - Bye,JoeyJo-Jo! - Oh, what the hell? It's me. 121 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:19,620 I'm attracted to another woman. What am I going to do? 122 00:08:19,730 --> 00:08:23,063 Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. 123 00:08:23,166 --> 00:08:27,102 Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common. 124 00:08:27,204 --> 00:08:31,402 Barney, that is so insightful. How did you come up with that? 125 00:08:31,508 --> 00:08:33,476 It was on one of these bar napkins. 126 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:46,349 Uh-- So, let's have a conversation. 127 00:08:46,456 --> 00:08:50,449 Uh, I think we'll find we have very little in common. 128 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:54,087 - Can't talk. Eating. - Hey, my favorite-- 129 00:08:54,197 --> 00:08:56,256 raspberry swirl with a double glaze! 130 00:08:56,366 --> 00:09:00,234 Double glaze. 131 00:09:00,337 --> 00:09:03,568 Oh! Okay, so we have one thing in common. 132 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:07,905 But you know what I hate? Drinking beer and watching TV. 133 00:09:08,011 --> 00:09:11,139 Not me. That's my idea of heaven. 134 00:09:11,248 --> 00:09:14,046 - D'oh! Me too! - Really? 135 00:09:14,151 --> 00:09:16,051 I can see I'm gonna love working with you. 136 00:09:16,153 --> 00:09:18,053 Well, gotta go. 137 00:09:18,155 --> 00:09:20,919 I wanna sneak in a quick nap before lunch. 138 00:09:21,024 --> 00:09:23,356 Foul temptress. 139 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:26,258 I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy too. 140 00:09:31,401 --> 00:09:34,962 I made it the whole day without seeing her again. 141 00:09:35,071 --> 00:09:37,539 I mean, hello! 142 00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:41,234 I guess we'll be going down together. 143 00:09:41,344 --> 00:09:43,972 - I mean, getting off toge-- I mean-- - That's okay. 144 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,980 I'll just push the button for the stimulator-- 145 00:09:46,082 --> 00:09:47,913 I mean, elevator. 146 00:09:48,018 --> 00:09:50,919 Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts. 147 00:09:52,489 --> 00:09:55,390 Oh, that's unsexy. 148 00:09:55,492 --> 00:09:58,461 " - Ew.! 149 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,497 D'oh! 150 00:10:04,601 --> 00:10:07,263 Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts. 151 00:10:10,073 --> 00:10:12,200 Well, this is my floor. 152 00:10:14,878 --> 00:10:16,368 See you tomorrow! 153 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:19,813 Ah, home to my loving family. 154 00:10:19,916 --> 00:10:21,907 What more could a man ask for? 155 00:10:24,521 --> 00:10:27,513 Hi, Homer. Don't kiss me. I'm all stuffed up. 156 00:10:27,624 --> 00:10:29,683 Hi, Dad. 157 00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:32,284 Hi, son! How are you-- Ew! 158 00:10:32,395 --> 00:10:34,295 Dad, look. I made fish sticks. 159 00:10:34,397 --> 00:10:38,026 They're burned on the outside, but they're frozen on the inside, so it balances out. 160 00:10:38,134 --> 00:10:39,863 Yeah, good. 161 00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:42,939 That raccoon stole my lamb chop! 162 00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:49,004 Let's have a little quality time together, just you and me. 163 00:10:49,112 --> 00:10:52,081 Oh, that's sweet. 164 00:10:52,182 --> 00:10:54,776 Guess what? There's a new place at the mall... 165 00:10:54,885 --> 00:10:56,785 that puts your picture on a T-shirt. 166 00:10:56,887 --> 00:10:59,788 I got two dollars off because mine got smeared. 167 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:03,121 Ew. Hey, we haven't watched TV in a while. 168 00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:05,126 Tonight, Eye on Springfield takes a look... 169 00:11:05,228 --> 00:11:08,288 at the secret affairs of Kennedy, Eisenhower, Bush and Clinton. 170 00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:10,559 Did fooling around on their wives make them great? 171 00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:13,864 We'll find out next when we play ''Hail to the Cheat.'' 172 00:11:15,472 --> 00:11:18,464 The Burmese melon fly has over 1 ,000 sex partners... 173 00:11:18,575 --> 00:11:20,475 and suffers virtually no guilt. 174 00:11:22,712 --> 00:11:24,839 Ooh!Just do it. 175 00:11:27,450 --> 00:11:30,351 Examine your scalp for ringworm. 176 00:11:36,326 --> 00:11:39,955 Hello, hotline? I'm very tempted by another woman. 177 00:11:40,063 --> 00:11:42,998 Homer Simpson, that's a dilly of a pickle. 178 00:11:43,099 --> 00:11:46,432 - Hey, let's conference you with Marge, huh? - No! 179 00:11:53,143 --> 00:11:56,135 - Who are you? - Homer, I'm your guardian angel. 180 00:11:56,246 --> 00:12:00,512 I've assumed the form of someone you would recognize and revere-- Sir Isaac Newton. 181 00:12:00,617 --> 00:12:02,915 - Sir Isa-who? - Oh, very well. 182 00:12:04,688 --> 00:12:07,680 Colonel Klink.! Did you ever get my letters? 183 00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:12,353 - I'm not actually Colonel Klink. I'm just assuming his form. 184 00:12:12,462 --> 00:12:15,295 Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp? 185 00:12:15,398 --> 00:12:18,458 Homer! That's not why I'm here. 186 00:12:18,568 --> 00:12:24,006 My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge. 187 00:12:25,609 --> 00:12:27,804 Ooh, I would live in a big mansion? 188 00:12:31,481 --> 00:12:34,609 - I'm so happy, darling. - I as well. 189 00:12:34,718 --> 00:12:38,347 - Are you happy,Jeeves? - Yes, sir. Quite. 190 00:12:38,455 --> 00:12:41,515 - Then we're all happy. - Let's get out of here. 191 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:45,493 Sure, life is good for you, but what about Marge? 192 00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:49,221 Marge lives here? 193 00:12:49,332 --> 00:12:52,631 - Madam President, your approval rating is soaring. - -Mmm. 194 00:12:52,736 --> 00:12:55,136 This dream is over. 195 00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:01,776 Hey, you, get out of my office! 196 00:13:01,878 --> 00:13:04,005 Nerd! 197 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:09,443 You're goofy-looking. 198 00:13:11,788 --> 00:13:16,122 Whoa! 199 00:13:18,428 --> 00:13:20,396 - What the hell? - Shh! 200 00:13:28,972 --> 00:13:32,032 - What is this place? - The refuge of the damned. 201 00:13:32,142 --> 00:13:35,043 A place where we can work on our extra-credit assignments... 202 00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:37,113 without fear of reprisal. 203 00:13:37,213 --> 00:13:39,841 Come, you must be tired from the chase. 204 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:43,885 Oliver, bring our friend a hard-boiled egg and some prune juice. 205 00:13:43,987 --> 00:13:45,887 Finally, Bart's one of us. 206 00:13:45,989 --> 00:13:48,150 Excelsior! 207 00:13:48,258 --> 00:13:54,026 " Oh, Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking " 208 00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:56,155 " But I sent you BenGay " 209 00:13:56,266 --> 00:13:58,860 " Oh, Andy, you kissed me " 210 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,334 "And stopped me from something " 211 00:14:01,438 --> 00:14:03,633 "And I-- " Uh-oh. 212 00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:06,903 - Dad, why are you singing? - Tell a lie. Tell a lie. 213 00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:09,945 Because I have a small role in a Broadway musical. 214 00:14:10,046 --> 00:14:11,946 It's not much, but it's a start. 215 00:14:12,048 --> 00:14:15,211 Bravo. 216 00:14:15,318 --> 00:14:17,786 - Are you hiding something from me? - Like what? 217 00:14:17,887 --> 00:14:19,787 Judging from your song, you're infatuated... 218 00:14:19,889 --> 00:14:22,687 with a woman named Mindy or a man named Andy. 219 00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:25,556 - Lisa, look out behind you! - Dad, I'm not gonna fall for that. 220 00:14:25,662 --> 00:14:28,722 No, Lisa, I swear to you! I'm 1 00% completely serious! 221 00:14:28,832 --> 00:14:31,130 You've gotta turn around right now before it's too late! 222 00:14:31,234 --> 00:14:32,565 - Huh? - Sucker! 223 00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:37,706 ''Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction... 224 00:14:37,807 --> 00:14:41,174 I think we should avoid each other from now on.'' 225 00:14:41,277 --> 00:14:45,543 ''Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger.'' 226 00:14:45,648 --> 00:14:48,446 ''I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. 227 00:14:48,551 --> 00:14:51,543 The first such incident occurred in 1 956 when''-- 228 00:14:51,654 --> 00:14:54,521 - Hi, Homer. - Mindy! Uh-- 229 00:14:54,624 --> 00:14:57,252 Oh, no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert. 230 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:01,558 Mu-- Murphy, youse-- You are a elf-- 231 00:15:01,664 --> 00:15:05,191 Uncontrollably, I think-- 232 00:15:08,371 --> 00:15:11,135 Look at those two inseparable chums, Smithers. 233 00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:14,802 That's exactly the teamwork we'd like to showcase at this year's energy convention. 234 00:15:14,911 --> 00:15:19,575 - Are you sure, sir? - Well, no one else seems to share the same spirit of camaraderie. 235 00:15:24,754 --> 00:15:26,881 Simpson, Simmons, you two have been chosen... 236 00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:28,924 to represent us at the National Energy Convention. 237 00:15:29,025 --> 00:15:32,483 Congratulations. You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City. 238 00:15:32,595 --> 00:15:35,655 Wow! Capital City! 239 00:15:35,765 --> 00:15:37,665 The Windy Apple! 240 00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:39,667 Come on. I'll get you the tickets. 241 00:15:39,769 --> 00:15:43,000 Oh, this is the worst crisis my marriage has ever faced! 242 00:15:43,106 --> 00:15:47,099 Colonel Klink, why have you forsaken me? 243 00:15:47,210 --> 00:15:49,974 What is it? You have a question? 244 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,639 Did you know Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot? 245 00:15:52,749 --> 00:15:54,774 He did? Mmm! 246 00:16:06,029 --> 00:16:10,261 TV's there, bathroom's there, and there's your king-sized bed for-- 247 00:16:16,673 --> 00:16:18,470 Hubba-hubba. 248 00:16:18,575 --> 00:16:20,475 Stop that! I love my wife and family. 249 00:16:20,577 --> 00:16:23,842 All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating and maybe building a little fort. 250 00:16:23,947 --> 00:16:25,505 That's it! 251 00:16:25,615 --> 00:16:29,016 Free mouthwash! Free shampoo! 252 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:32,918 - Free shower curtain! - Free shower curtain.! 253 00:16:33,022 --> 00:16:36,253 - Mindy? - Homer? 254 00:16:36,359 --> 00:16:40,489 Wow. If it weren't for this wall, we'd be sleeping in the same bed. 255 00:16:40,597 --> 00:16:44,761 Yeah. Uh, walls are a necessity in today's society. 256 00:16:44,868 --> 00:16:49,464 Homer, I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a lot of trouble. 257 00:16:49,572 --> 00:16:53,406 Oh! Mindy, we have to fight our temptation. 258 00:16:53,509 --> 00:16:58,674 No, Homer. Let's do it. Let's call room service! 259 00:16:58,781 --> 00:17:01,443 Oh. 260 00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:03,678 Someone is charging room service to the company, sir. 261 00:17:03,786 --> 00:17:06,380 Well, we'll just see about that. 262 00:17:07,924 --> 00:17:10,859 Fly, my pretties. Fly! 263 00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:19,167 Continue the research. 264 00:17:19,269 --> 00:17:22,067 Mmm! 265 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,937 - I can't believe we ordered so much. - Oh, something's missing. 266 00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:29,478 Ooh! One of the turkeys fell behind the bed. 267 00:17:29,579 --> 00:17:34,744 Mmm. Foot-long chili dog. 268 00:17:45,061 --> 00:17:47,461 It's a sign! 269 00:17:53,369 --> 00:17:55,701 Good news, honey. Two weeks are up. 270 00:17:55,805 --> 00:17:58,069 You don't have to wear your glasses anymore. 271 00:17:58,174 --> 00:18:00,267 And your scalp and posture seem fine. 272 00:18:00,376 --> 00:18:02,310 Yes! 273 00:18:03,479 --> 00:18:06,414 Kids, did anyone pray for giant shoes? 274 00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:08,541 - I did! - Okilly-dokilly. 275 00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:11,347 We've been doing a lot of upper-body work on Bart. 276 00:18:11,454 --> 00:18:14,048 - Today, let's pound his kidneys. - Yeah. 277 00:18:14,157 --> 00:18:16,557 " Let's get-- Huh? 278 00:18:18,661 --> 00:18:20,185 What gives? 279 00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:24,258 Gentlemen, the nerd you knew is dead. 280 00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:27,700 Beat me, and you will be beating one of your own. 281 00:18:27,804 --> 00:18:30,500 Whatever. 282 00:18:40,283 --> 00:18:42,751 - So this stuff really works? - Certainly does. 283 00:18:42,852 --> 00:18:44,786 - Oh, well, lots of luck! - Oh! 284 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:58,900 Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard.! 285 00:18:59,002 --> 00:19:01,334 - Get bent! - No more Chernobyls! 286 00:19:01,437 --> 00:19:03,962 Go to hell! 287 00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:07,531 You know, I was a little worried about coming to this convention with you. 288 00:19:07,643 --> 00:19:10,111 But I think as long as we're not alone together-- 289 00:19:10,213 --> 00:19:12,113 And now the moment you've been waiting for. 290 00:19:12,215 --> 00:19:14,979 This year's King and Queen of Energy are... 291 00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:18,076 Homer Simpson and Mindy Simmons. 292 00:19:18,187 --> 00:19:20,087 Huh? 293 00:19:20,189 --> 00:19:24,455 Homer, Mindy, you've just won a romantic dinner alone at Madame Chao's... 294 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,495 the sexiest Chinese restaurant in Capital City! 295 00:19:27,597 --> 00:19:30,031 - Is there any way to get out of this? - No. 296 00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:42,443 What a perfect evening. 297 00:19:42,545 --> 00:19:45,013 It was sure nice of them to make us cheeseburgers. 298 00:19:45,114 --> 00:19:46,411 Uh, yeah. 299 00:19:49,185 --> 00:19:51,585 ''You will find happiness with a new love.'' 300 00:19:51,687 --> 00:19:54,986 Oh, even the Chinese are against me. 301 00:19:55,091 --> 00:19:57,685 What's the point? I can't fight fate. 302 00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:03,456 Hey, we're out of these ''new love'' cookies. 303 00:20:03,566 --> 00:20:06,433 Well, open up the ''stick with your wife'' barrel. 304 00:20:08,538 --> 00:20:11,803 Well, I guess you'll wanna come in. 305 00:20:11,908 --> 00:20:13,876 - Okay. - ''Okay.'' 306 00:20:13,976 --> 00:20:16,536 This was a really nice night, Homer. 307 00:20:16,646 --> 00:20:18,546 Yeah, yeah. 308 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:24,609 - What's wrong? - Oh, yeah. Like you don't know. 309 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,280 - We're gonna have sex. - Oh. 310 00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:30,382 Well, we don't have to. 311 00:20:30,493 --> 00:20:33,724 Yes, we do. The cookie told me so. 312 00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:36,958 Well, desserts aren't always right. 313 00:20:37,066 --> 00:20:39,728 But they're so sweet. 314 00:20:39,836 --> 00:20:41,804 Homer... 315 00:20:41,904 --> 00:20:44,634 you don't have to do anything you don't want to. 316 00:20:45,741 --> 00:20:49,177 Well, maybe I want to. 317 00:20:49,278 --> 00:20:52,213 But then I think about Marge and the kids. 318 00:20:52,315 --> 00:20:54,215 Well, not the boy. He drives me nuts. 319 00:20:54,317 --> 00:20:58,151 - Sometimes I'd just like to-- - Homer... 320 00:20:58,254 --> 00:21:02,987 you know how I feel, so it's up to you. 321 00:21:03,092 --> 00:21:07,893 Look in your heart. I think you'll see what you want. 322 00:21:23,112 --> 00:21:25,740 Oh, baby. 323 00:21:25,848 --> 00:21:28,146 This was a wonderful idea, Homie. 324 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,887 Hey, there's a turkey behind the bed! 325 00:21:32,989 --> 00:21:36,823 Mmm. Marge. 326 00:21:38,794 --> 00:21:44,164 " Oh, Margie, you came and you found me a turkey " 327 00:21:44,267 --> 00:21:48,101 " On my vacation away from workie " 328 00:21:55,111 --> 00:21:57,238 Hubba-hubba. 329 00:22:48,798 --> 00:22:50,766 Shh!