1 00:00:04,101 --> 00:00:07,332 " The Simpsons " 2 00:00:10,541 --> 00:00:12,668 D'oh! 3 00:00:27,224 --> 00:00:31,684 Well, sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger Falls... 4 00:00:31,795 --> 00:00:35,424 where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked... 5 00:00:35,532 --> 00:00:38,365 and the children are pink-cheeked and robust. 6 00:00:43,374 --> 00:00:44,898 What the hell's so funny? 7 00:00:45,009 --> 00:00:48,137 At the Apple Biscuit Café... 8 00:00:48,245 --> 00:00:51,214 where the smiles are free, don't you know... 9 00:00:51,315 --> 00:00:53,943 Sven Inqvist studied the menu. 10 00:00:54,051 --> 00:00:57,214 Finally, he ordered the same thing he has every day. 11 00:01:01,425 --> 00:01:07,227 - Maybe it's the TV. - Stupid TV. Be more funny! 12 00:01:07,331 --> 00:01:10,300 Well, sir, I think it is time to turn this pledge drive... 13 00:01:10,401 --> 00:01:12,335 over to Troy McClure. 14 00:01:12,436 --> 00:01:15,269 I can't keep up this pace forever. 15 00:01:17,374 --> 00:01:21,003 Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons as... 16 00:01:21,111 --> 00:01:25,070 ''Out with Gout '88'' and ''Let's Save Tony Orlando's House.'' 17 00:01:25,182 --> 00:01:27,150 Folks, do you realize without your support... 18 00:01:27,251 --> 00:01:30,220 public television can't afford to bring you such award-winning shows as... 19 00:01:30,321 --> 00:01:31,618 Edward the Penitent? 20 00:01:31,722 --> 00:01:34,384 I'm really, really, really sorry. 21 00:01:34,491 --> 00:01:37,119 I'm afraid sorry doesn't cut it with this pope. 22 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:39,092 Oh-ho. 23 00:01:39,196 --> 00:01:41,824 What the hell? Oh, we got a call. 24 00:01:41,932 --> 00:01:44,230 Some idiot actually called in. 25 00:01:44,335 --> 00:01:46,769 - Hello. What's your name? - Marge Simpson. 26 00:01:46,870 --> 00:01:51,330 I'd like to pledge $30. Oh, thank you. 27 00:01:51,442 --> 00:01:55,572 Marge, it's public TV. They never have anything good. 28 00:01:55,679 --> 00:01:58,648 Where are the Geraldos? Where are the Eubankses-ses? 29 00:01:58,749 --> 00:02:02,116 They need our support. Besides, they gave me two tickets to the ballet. 30 00:02:02,219 --> 00:02:05,552 - The ballet? Whoo-hoo! - You like ballet? 31 00:02:05,656 --> 00:02:10,457 Marjorie, please. I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew. 32 00:02:10,561 --> 00:02:13,029 Ahh, ballet. 33 00:02:13,130 --> 00:02:16,099 Hee-hee-hee. All right. Whoo-hoo! Yea! 34 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,997 Yeah! 35 00:02:29,813 --> 00:02:31,940 - Hello, Ruth. - Hi, Marge. 36 00:02:32,049 --> 00:02:34,142 I was wondering if you had a power sander I could borrow. 37 00:02:34,251 --> 00:02:36,219 - Homer? - Nope. 38 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,481 That's one right there. 39 00:02:38,589 --> 00:02:41,251 All right. But, remember, it's mine. 40 00:02:46,530 --> 00:02:49,363 That's what ballet is? 41 00:02:49,466 --> 00:02:52,435 You promised. You can't back out like when you volunteered... 42 00:02:52,536 --> 00:02:55,664 for that army experiment to avoid dinner at my sisters'. 43 00:02:57,041 --> 00:02:59,339 Mr. Simpson, you do realize this may result in... 44 00:02:59,443 --> 00:03:01,911 hair loss, giddiness and the loss of equilibrium? 45 00:03:02,012 --> 00:03:04,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just give me the serum. 46 00:03:05,516 --> 00:03:07,984 It was worth it. 47 00:03:15,759 --> 00:03:18,057 - Hey, Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home? - I can't. 48 00:03:18,162 --> 00:03:20,289 I gotta take my wife to the ballet. 49 00:03:20,397 --> 00:03:22,865 Gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh? 50 00:03:22,966 --> 00:03:25,298 Hmm? 51 00:03:25,402 --> 00:03:29,133 Mmm, invisible cola. 52 00:03:30,574 --> 00:03:35,307 Mmm. Time to stick it to the man. 53 00:03:35,412 --> 00:03:38,643 Hey, hey. Careful there, Homer. I heard somebody lost an arm in there once. 54 00:03:38,749 --> 00:03:40,979 That's just an old wives' tale. 55 00:03:47,791 --> 00:03:50,692 Just a little more-- 56 00:03:52,663 --> 00:03:54,824 Got it. 57 00:03:54,932 --> 00:03:56,559 I'm stuck. Help me. 58 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:58,601 - He's done for! - Let's get outta here! 59 00:04:04,074 --> 00:04:08,033 Must... get... to ballet. 60 00:04:08,145 --> 00:04:11,239 Promised Marge. 61 00:04:11,348 --> 00:04:15,375 Hello? Can I get some help? 62 00:04:15,486 --> 00:04:17,954 Snack-related mishap. 63 00:04:22,426 --> 00:04:24,860 Mmm. Candy. 64 00:04:27,231 --> 00:04:29,256 Hello? 65 00:04:29,366 --> 00:04:32,164 Marge, this may be hard to believe... 66 00:04:32,269 --> 00:04:34,737 but I'm trapped inside two vending machines. 67 00:04:34,838 --> 00:04:37,306 Sure, Homer. 68 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:40,035 Trapped in vending machines. Okay. 69 00:04:40,144 --> 00:04:42,942 Would you two like to go to the ballet? 70 00:04:43,046 --> 00:04:46,345 That's girl stuff. 71 00:04:46,450 --> 00:04:49,749 Thanks, Marge. When my husband left, he took all our power tools... 72 00:04:49,853 --> 00:04:53,482 along with the car, my youth, my faith in mankind. 73 00:04:53,590 --> 00:04:56,218 Well, see ya. 74 00:04:56,326 --> 00:04:58,191 Mmm. Hey, wait! 75 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:17,177 Vyachepov's loins oughta be outlawed. 76 00:05:17,281 --> 00:05:21,240 Far too much dancing, not nearly enough prancing. 77 00:05:21,351 --> 00:05:23,182 A little mincing would be nice. 78 00:05:33,697 --> 00:05:36,165 Well, thank you for a lovely time. 79 00:05:36,266 --> 00:05:39,360 - You're not going home already, are you? - It's almost 9:30. 80 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:42,336 Yeah, right. We better turn in. 81 00:05:42,439 --> 00:05:46,569 Oh, you were serious. 82 00:05:48,345 --> 00:05:51,837 Oh, I'm going to have these things on my arms forever. 83 00:05:59,089 --> 00:06:03,219 Candy and sodas for all. 84 00:06:03,327 --> 00:06:05,557 Mmm, convenient. 85 00:06:05,662 --> 00:06:08,460 Homer, this-this is never easy to say. 86 00:06:08,565 --> 00:06:10,499 I'm gonna have to saw your arms off. 87 00:06:10,601 --> 00:06:13,229 - They'll grow back, right? - Oh, yeah. 88 00:06:13,337 --> 00:06:15,805 Whew. 89 00:06:15,906 --> 00:06:17,965 Homer, are you just holding on to the can? 90 00:06:18,075 --> 00:06:21,533 Your point being? 91 00:06:27,551 --> 00:06:30,679 - I envy you and Homer. - Thank you. 92 00:06:30,787 --> 00:06:35,417 - Why? - If you ever met my ex-husband, you'd understand. 93 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:37,755 All he ever did was eat, sleep and drink beer. 94 00:06:37,861 --> 00:06:41,319 - Your point being? - And to top it off, he's been stiffing me... 95 00:06:41,431 --> 00:06:43,422 on child support for the last four months. 96 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:45,831 Well, you were unlucky. 97 00:06:45,936 --> 00:06:48,097 But there are a lot of good men out there. 98 00:06:48,205 --> 00:06:51,003 Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? 99 00:06:51,108 --> 00:06:53,633 I'll buy something. 100 00:06:57,514 --> 00:07:00,915 Marge, I know you didn't believe me about the vending machines. 101 00:07:01,018 --> 00:07:04,317 That's why I had the firemen write me a note. 102 00:07:04,421 --> 00:07:09,984 ''Mrs. Simpson: While we were rescuing your husband, a lumberyard burned down.'' 103 00:07:10,093 --> 00:07:12,687 D'oh! Lumber has a million uses. 104 00:07:12,796 --> 00:07:14,764 I'm disappointed in you, but it turns out... 105 00:07:14,865 --> 00:07:17,595 I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers. 106 00:07:17,701 --> 00:07:19,532 In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. 107 00:07:19,636 --> 00:07:23,504 Marge, that's twice. I think you're spending entirely too much time with this woman. 108 00:07:23,607 --> 00:07:27,566 Homer, please. You know it's hard for me to make friends. 109 00:07:27,678 --> 00:07:30,806 Oh, Marge, we should do this every Thursday. 110 00:07:30,914 --> 00:07:32,882 Marge, I got sprayed by this skunk. 111 00:07:32,983 --> 00:07:35,247 Oh, look. It's doing it again. 112 00:07:37,654 --> 00:07:42,284 Marge, you can't go out on Saturday. That's our special night. 113 00:07:42,392 --> 00:07:46,351 - What's so special about it? - What's so-- Oh, I don't know. 114 00:07:46,463 --> 00:07:51,025 - A little show called Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman? 115 00:07:52,836 --> 00:07:55,304 - Where're you going? - I don't know. 116 00:07:55,405 --> 00:07:57,202 - When will you be home? - I'm not sure. 117 00:07:57,307 --> 00:07:59,275 - Where're you going? - You already asked me that. 118 00:07:59,376 --> 00:08:02,345 Will you bring me back something? 119 00:08:02,446 --> 00:08:04,311 Don't wait up. 120 00:08:07,351 --> 00:08:11,811 How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children? 121 00:08:11,922 --> 00:08:13,981 - Have a blast, Mom. - Rock the Casbah. 122 00:08:14,091 --> 00:08:15,991 Man's best friend indeed. 123 00:08:16,093 --> 00:08:18,027 Whoa. 124 00:08:19,429 --> 00:08:21,795 You look... nice. 125 00:08:21,898 --> 00:08:25,857 Tonight has nothing to do with nice. Tonight's all about-- 126 00:08:25,969 --> 00:08:29,427 "Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows ev--" 127 00:08:29,539 --> 00:08:31,336 Oh. Sorry, Marge. Wrong tape. 128 00:08:31,441 --> 00:08:35,343 " Welcome to thejungle We got fun and games " 129 00:08:35,445 --> 00:08:37,572 "We got everything-- " 130 00:08:41,118 --> 00:08:44,087 I can't believe your mother went out to have fun without me. 131 00:08:44,187 --> 00:08:47,645 Don't worry. You'll feel better once we put your hair up in curlers... 132 00:08:47,758 --> 00:08:49,453 and give you a makeover, Homina. 133 00:08:49,559 --> 00:08:52,357 Oh, that would be delight-- Quiet, boy. 134 00:08:52,462 --> 00:08:56,728 There's nothing to feel ashamed of here. Women have a right to a night out. Right, Lisa? 135 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:59,028 Sure, Dad. 136 00:08:59,136 --> 00:09:01,195 That's it! I'm calling my buddies. 137 00:09:01,304 --> 00:09:04,137 Marge is not the only one who can have a girls' night out. 138 00:09:04,241 --> 00:09:07,210 Oh, no can do, Homer. I'm watching the game. 139 00:09:08,245 --> 00:09:10,270 Shave up not down, you idiot. 140 00:09:10,380 --> 00:09:14,180 Ooh, sounds delish. Let me just toss some jeans on and-- 141 00:09:14,284 --> 00:09:16,047 Wait a minute. Who is this? 142 00:09:16,153 --> 00:09:18,451 Well, howdilly dodilly-do. 143 00:09:18,555 --> 00:09:20,682 Hello? 144 00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:23,282 Hello? Hellodilly-odilly? 145 00:09:23,393 --> 00:09:27,056 Fine. I can have a great time all by myself. 146 00:09:27,164 --> 00:09:30,292 Hey, Dad, I think state and federal laws require us to have a babysitter. 147 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,369 Oh, Lisa. Haven't you seen Home Alone? 148 00:09:33,470 --> 00:09:37,930 If some burglars come, it'll be a very humorous and entertaining situation. 149 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:42,068 You're absolutely right, Homer. We don't need a babysitter. 150 00:09:42,179 --> 00:09:46,206 Wait a second. Mmm. 151 00:09:46,316 --> 00:09:48,784 You kids do need a babysitter. 152 00:09:48,885 --> 00:09:53,584 Blast that infernal card. Don't give that card to me. 153 00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:56,989 Here you go-- No! 154 00:09:57,093 --> 00:10:00,221 Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage... 155 00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:03,458 and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. 156 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:06,035 Of course, being a highly skilled attorney... 157 00:10:06,136 --> 00:10:10,937 - my fee is $1 7 5 an hour. - We pay eight dollars for the night... 158 00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:13,271 - and you can take two Popsicles out of the freezer. - Three. 159 00:10:13,376 --> 00:10:16,277 - Two. - Okay, two, and I get to keep this old birdcage. 160 00:10:16,379 --> 00:10:18,404 - Done. - Still got it. 161 00:10:18,515 --> 00:10:22,076 Oh, I've heard a lot about Shot Kickers. 162 00:10:28,692 --> 00:10:31,855 How come no one else's chair is doing this? 163 00:10:33,563 --> 00:10:35,929 Hey, baby. Feel like getting lucky? 164 00:10:36,032 --> 00:10:41,868 I am lucky. I have a husband and three wonderful children. Thank you very much. 165 00:10:41,972 --> 00:10:45,567 Listen, baby. I always get what I want. 166 00:10:45,675 --> 00:10:47,643 - I said no. - Oh, did ya? 167 00:10:47,744 --> 00:10:50,713 Oh, I completely misunderstood. Please accept our apologies. 168 00:10:50,814 --> 00:10:54,545 Sometimes you gotta go where everybody knows your name. 169 00:10:54,651 --> 00:10:58,712 Hey, guys! 170 00:11:00,824 --> 00:11:03,122 - Moe, get the darts. I wanna play. - No. 171 00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:07,526 - We're phasing out the games. People drink less when they're having fun. - Oh. 172 00:11:10,534 --> 00:11:13,992 Oh, sure. Like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. 173 00:11:14,104 --> 00:11:17,938 Look at him. He's wearing a belt. That's Hollywood for you. 174 00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:22,000 Ooh, I've never been to an underground club. 175 00:11:25,682 --> 00:11:28,674 - Don't you think your hair is a bit much? - Hey, Mrs. Simpson... 176 00:11:28,785 --> 00:11:33,085 you should try one of these smart drinks. 177 00:11:33,189 --> 00:11:36,352 Oh, wow. I've wasted my life. 178 00:11:36,459 --> 00:11:39,428 - Would you, uh, care to dance? - Mayor Quimby! 179 00:11:39,529 --> 00:11:42,259 - What are you doing here? - I'm here with my nephews. 180 00:11:42,365 --> 00:11:44,356 Oh, that's nice. 181 00:11:48,772 --> 00:11:52,902 Ooh, Jet. Whoo-hoo! It's Garrett Morris's birthday. 182 00:11:53,009 --> 00:11:56,274 Hmph. This is not a library. 183 00:11:56,379 --> 00:11:58,540 This is not a Kwik-E-Mart. 184 00:12:00,383 --> 00:12:02,851 - What was it you wanted to show me? - This. 185 00:12:02,953 --> 00:12:05,922 You're not gonna hunt me for sport are you? 186 00:12:06,022 --> 00:12:09,822 Relax, Marge. I'd never turn a gun on a human being. 187 00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:11,860 My husband, on the other hand. 188 00:12:14,531 --> 00:12:16,999 - Come on. You try it. - No. I couldn't. 189 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,898 Yeah.Just breathe slowly and squeeze the-- 190 00:12:22,138 --> 00:12:23,765 I hit it! I hit it! 191 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:29,277 My cans. My precious, antique cans. Aw, look what you done to 'em. 192 00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:32,507 Well, it's getting late. Maybe we should call it a night. 193 00:12:32,616 --> 00:12:35,779 It's only midnight. Come on. I know a place. 194 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:40,413 - Whoa. - Beautiful, huh? 195 00:12:40,523 --> 00:12:42,991 Homer and I used to come up here on dates. 196 00:12:45,528 --> 00:12:48,497 Homer, stop that. It's just a weather station. 197 00:12:48,598 --> 00:12:52,557 Come on, Marge. It's fun to smash things. 198 00:12:52,669 --> 00:12:56,628 I smashed it good. 199 00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:58,867 You got real ''purdy'' hair. 200 00:12:58,975 --> 00:13:02,103 You know, Marge, of all the places we've been tonight... 201 00:13:02,212 --> 00:13:05,272 - I think I like this one the best. - Mmm. Me too. 202 00:13:05,382 --> 00:13:09,045 Look, you can see our houses. 203 00:13:09,152 --> 00:13:12,349 There's an awful lot of black smoke coming from my chimney. 204 00:13:12,455 --> 00:13:15,754 Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all your personal papers? 205 00:13:15,859 --> 00:13:18,987 As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. 206 00:13:19,095 --> 00:13:21,757 Say hello to Miguel Sanchez. 207 00:13:21,865 --> 00:13:24,163 Mmm, maybe we should call it a night. 208 00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:28,931 Okay. I should get home to my daughter before that naked talk show comes on. 209 00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,509 Ah, young love. 210 00:13:35,578 --> 00:13:37,603 The old make-out place. 211 00:13:39,315 --> 00:13:41,476 Hey, a new weather station! 212 00:13:41,584 --> 00:13:45,543 I'll bash it good. Oh... 213 00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:48,055 it's just no fun without Marge. 214 00:13:50,493 --> 00:13:54,122 Ah, there's nothing like moonshine from your own still. 215 00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:56,562 Oh, Simpson. 216 00:13:56,666 --> 00:14:00,796 - What are you doing here? - My wife's having a girls' night out. 217 00:14:00,904 --> 00:14:02,804 Ah,just get one of those inflatable women. 218 00:14:02,906 --> 00:14:04,806 But make sure it's a woman though. 219 00:14:04,908 --> 00:14:07,934 'Cause one time I-- 220 00:14:08,044 --> 00:14:10,604 Come on. I'll, uh-- I'll give you a ride home. 221 00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:17,451 I miss you, Marge. 222 00:14:17,554 --> 00:14:20,114 Huh. Their left taillight's a little smaller than their right one. 223 00:14:20,223 --> 00:14:23,124 I better pull 'em over. 224 00:14:23,226 --> 00:14:26,457 - I think they want us to stop. - Fat chance. 225 00:14:26,563 --> 00:14:28,895 - This car's stolen. - Stolen? 226 00:14:31,301 --> 00:14:34,600 Looks like we got ourselves an old-fashioned car chase. 227 00:14:37,774 --> 00:14:41,073 - "Sunshine, lollipops--" - "And rainbows, everything " 228 00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:45,477 "That's wonderful is what I feel when we're together " 229 00:14:45,582 --> 00:14:49,279 " Brighter than a lucky penny when you're near " 230 00:14:49,385 --> 00:14:53,845 "The rain clouds disappear dear and I feel so fine " 231 00:14:58,828 --> 00:15:01,456 Ruth, is there something you wanna tell me? 232 00:15:01,564 --> 00:15:04,692 Remember when I said my ex-husband was behind on his child support? 233 00:15:04,801 --> 00:15:08,066 - Mm-hmm. - Well, to even things up, I kind of stole his car. 234 00:15:08,171 --> 00:15:11,470 Didn't you realize all you had to do was report him to the police? 235 00:15:11,574 --> 00:15:15,704 Marge, you're the levelheaded friend I never had. 236 00:15:17,313 --> 00:15:20,111 We're in pursuit of two female suspects. 237 00:15:20,216 --> 00:15:24,482 One is wearing a green dress, pearls and has a lot of blue hair. 238 00:15:24,587 --> 00:15:27,215 A lot of blue hair? What a freak. 239 00:15:28,491 --> 00:15:30,721 Ooh! 240 00:15:30,827 --> 00:15:32,795 It's Marge! 241 00:15:32,896 --> 00:15:36,696 She's become a crazed criminal just because I didn't take her to the ballet. 242 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,031 - That's exactly how Dillinger got started. - Really? 243 00:15:40,136 --> 00:15:43,765 I don't wanna be a wet blanket, but maybe you should give yourself up. 244 00:15:43,873 --> 00:15:45,841 Marge, it's a matter of principle. 245 00:15:45,942 --> 00:15:50,174 I just can't let that deadbeat win again. You're with me, aren't ya? 246 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,612 I should say something reassuring yet noncommittal. 247 00:15:52,715 --> 00:15:57,846 Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this. 248 00:15:57,954 --> 00:16:00,081 Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. 249 00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:02,317 Well, I don't think they're gonna be that easy to lose. 250 00:16:02,425 --> 00:16:05,223 These are professional lawmen and-- 251 00:16:05,328 --> 00:16:10,095 Oh, my God! It just disappeared. It's a ghost car! 252 00:16:12,769 --> 00:16:15,738 There are ghost cars all over these highways, you know. 253 00:16:15,839 --> 00:16:18,137 - Hold me. - Only if you hold me. 254 00:16:24,247 --> 00:16:29,981 - You can call a cab in there. - Well, bye. 255 00:16:30,086 --> 00:16:33,055 I'm sorry about all this. 256 00:16:33,156 --> 00:16:35,317 But you gotta admit, we did have some fun. 257 00:16:35,425 --> 00:16:39,418 Yeah. Everything before the high-speed chase was just lovely. 258 00:16:39,529 --> 00:16:44,489 - Hey. You're a good friend, Marge. - Mmm. 259 00:16:52,942 --> 00:16:56,901 This cross-country flight from the law would be hell if we didn't stick together. 260 00:16:57,013 --> 00:16:59,311 Hey. Friends stick together. 261 00:16:59,415 --> 00:17:03,044 It's amazing how through all this adversity, we managed to stick together. 262 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:07,111 If there's one thing decent folk do, it's stick together. 263 00:17:07,223 --> 00:17:09,521 I hate it when the waffles stick together. 264 00:17:09,626 --> 00:17:11,423 Sticking together is what good waffles do. 265 00:17:20,937 --> 00:17:23,565 Thanks, kid. 266 00:17:23,673 --> 00:17:25,664 Marge, what are you doing? 267 00:17:25,775 --> 00:17:29,905 Ruth, I've done a lot of thinking, and I really consider you a friend. 268 00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:32,106 And an important part of friendship is-- 269 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,309 You stupid kid! 270 00:17:36,419 --> 00:17:40,981 - You know that drives away all my business. - See you tomorrow, loser. 271 00:17:44,627 --> 00:17:47,095 Mmm, engine-block eggs. 272 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:50,324 If we can keep these down, we'll be sitting pretty. 273 00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:53,334 - That's them! - Quiet. I can't hear the eggs. 274 00:17:56,673 --> 00:17:59,801 Hey, it's morning, and Mom and Dad aren't home yet. 275 00:17:59,909 --> 00:18:02,343 Don't worry. Mr. Hutz is still here to take care of us. 276 00:18:02,445 --> 00:18:05,744 Don't touch my stuff!. 277 00:18:05,848 --> 00:18:08,510 Hey. This isn't the Y.M.C.A. 278 00:18:08,618 --> 00:18:13,248 Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum back in pursuit of the rebelling women. 279 00:18:13,356 --> 00:18:16,757 - All right. Your current location? - Oh. Uh, I'm a-- 280 00:18:16,859 --> 00:18:19,487 I'm on a road. Looks to be asphalt. 281 00:18:19,595 --> 00:18:22,393 Um, aw, geez. Trees, shrubs. 282 00:18:22,498 --> 00:18:26,025 I'm directly under the Earth's sun... now. 283 00:18:26,135 --> 00:18:30,003 We now interrupt this program for a special bulletin. 284 00:18:30,106 --> 00:18:33,132 We've just received word of a high-speed desert chase. 285 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:38,544 The suspects have been identified as Ruth Powers and Marge Simpson of Springfield. 286 00:18:38,648 --> 00:18:40,445 Cool. 287 00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:43,178 I always knew someday Mom would violently rise up... 288 00:18:43,286 --> 00:18:47,279 - and cast off the shackles of our male oppressors. - Aw, shut your yap. 289 00:18:47,390 --> 00:18:50,359 At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty... 290 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:53,258 and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. 291 00:18:53,363 --> 00:18:55,831 Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women... 292 00:18:55,932 --> 00:18:58,127 leading to anarchy of biblical proportions. 293 00:18:59,702 --> 00:19:02,227 It's in Revelations, people! 294 00:19:06,743 --> 00:19:10,042 Look. We're only two miles from the state line. 295 00:19:10,146 --> 00:19:13,741 We're gonna make it. We're gonna be okay. 296 00:19:16,019 --> 00:19:19,785 My God! That must be every policeman in Springfield. 297 00:19:21,691 --> 00:19:24,319 That's it. I give up. 298 00:19:24,427 --> 00:19:26,793 A single mother can't win in a man's world. 299 00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:29,126 Ruth, that's a lot of hooey. 300 00:19:29,232 --> 00:19:31,359 It's not over until it's over. 301 00:19:32,535 --> 00:19:34,366 I'm sorry. I should've asked first. 302 00:19:34,470 --> 00:19:38,634 No, Marge. You did it. We really are gonna make it now. 303 00:19:42,045 --> 00:19:45,105 Oh, no! They're headed right for the Grand Chasm. 304 00:19:45,214 --> 00:19:49,173 Oh, my God! They're gonna drive right into it just to teach us men a lesson. 305 00:19:49,285 --> 00:19:51,276 And it's all my fault! 306 00:19:53,489 --> 00:19:55,457 Marge. Marge! 307 00:19:55,558 --> 00:19:59,358 - Homer? - Look, Marge. I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband. 308 00:19:59,462 --> 00:20:01,930 I'm sorry about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub. 309 00:20:02,031 --> 00:20:04,829 I'm sorry I used your wedding dress to wax the car. 310 00:20:04,934 --> 00:20:08,426 I'm sorry-- Oh, well, let's just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point. 311 00:20:08,538 --> 00:20:11,166 You're right. I am lucky to have him. 312 00:20:11,274 --> 00:20:15,040 But, please, Marge, don't drive into that chasm! 313 00:20:15,144 --> 00:20:16,907 Chasm? 314 00:20:30,193 --> 00:20:35,529 Ha! And to think those idiot environmentalists were protesting this landfill. 315 00:20:35,631 --> 00:20:38,759 Solid waste. I could kiss you. 316 00:20:38,868 --> 00:20:40,495 Yech. 317 00:20:40,603 --> 00:20:42,230 Ew. 318 00:20:42,338 --> 00:20:44,067 Ugh. 319 00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:47,631 Ooh, I think this was pizza. 320 00:20:47,743 --> 00:20:51,543 Ruth Powers was tried in Springfield Superior Court. 321 00:20:51,647 --> 00:20:54,445 Thejudge dismissed her ex-husband's auto theft charges... 322 00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:57,348 and forced him to pay all back child support. 323 00:20:57,453 --> 00:21:01,549 Mr. Powers blamed the outcome on his lawyer, one Lionel Hutz. 324 00:21:01,657 --> 00:21:07,118 Lionel Hutz, a.k.a. Miguel Sanchez, a.k.a. Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc... 325 00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:10,358 was paid eight dollars for his 3 2 hours ofbabysitting. 326 00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:11,990 He was glad to get it. 327 00:21:12,101 --> 00:21:17,232 Marge Simpson was charged with a violation of penal code Section 6 1 8A... 328 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:20,468 wanton destruction of precious antique cans. 329 00:21:20,576 --> 00:21:23,374 She was ordered to pay 50 cents to replace the cans... 330 00:21:23,479 --> 00:21:27,882 and $2,000 in punitive damages and mental anguish. 331 00:21:27,984 --> 00:21:31,442 Homer Simpson was remanded to the custody of the United States Army... 332 00:21:31,554 --> 00:21:35,854 neurochemical research center at Fort Meade, Maryland for extensive testing. 333 00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:37,926 Whoo-hoo! 334 00:22:46,329 --> 00:22:48,297 Shh!