1 00:00:03,900 --> 00:00:07,199 ## The Simpsons ## 2 00:01:05,195 --> 00:01:07,220 D'oh! 3 00:01:22,078 --> 00:01:25,070 Live from Springfield Harbor... 4 00:01:25,181 --> 00:01:27,615 where the sewage meets the sand-- 5 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:34,716 it's The Springfield Squares! 6 00:01:36,126 --> 00:01:38,253 Now, Jacqueline, I believe it's your turn. 7 00:01:38,361 --> 00:01:41,956 - I'll take Rainier Wolfcastle to block. - Ah, Rainier Wolfcastle... 8 00:01:42,065 --> 00:01:43,999 star of McBain and the upcoming film... 9 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:46,227 Help, My Son is a Nerd! 10 00:01:46,336 --> 00:01:49,305 My son returns from a fancy East Coast college... 11 00:01:49,405 --> 00:01:52,533 and I'm horrified to find he's a nerd. 12 00:01:52,642 --> 00:01:54,701 I'm laughing already. 13 00:01:54,811 --> 00:01:57,245 - It's not a comedy. - Oh. 14 00:01:57,347 --> 00:01:59,008 Attention! This is the Coast Guard. 15 00:01:59,115 --> 00:02:02,141 A 50-foot tidal wave is heading this way. 16 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:04,743 All game shows off the beach! 17 00:02:07,190 --> 00:02:08,953 Everybody up here to my square. 18 00:02:09,058 --> 00:02:11,754 It's safe and it's sexy. Oh, baby. 19 00:02:13,196 --> 00:02:16,222 Hurry, Charlie. There is not much time. 20 00:02:16,332 --> 00:02:18,232 I ain't goin' nowhere. 21 00:02:18,334 --> 00:02:22,600 I been in this square pert' near 30 seasons, and I ain't a-leavin' now. 22 00:02:22,705 --> 00:02:25,196 He's dead now. 23 00:02:28,044 --> 00:02:30,171 Gabbo! Gabbo! Gabbo! 24 00:02:31,581 --> 00:02:33,845 - Did you see that? - Yeah. 25 00:02:33,950 --> 00:02:36,885 - What's Gabbo? - I figure it's some guy's name. 26 00:02:36,986 --> 00:02:38,886 Some guy named Gabbo. 27 00:02:38,988 --> 00:02:40,455 Hmm. 28 00:02:43,259 --> 00:02:45,887 I don't think they're giving enough information, Dad. 29 00:02:45,995 --> 00:02:50,932 I'll figure it out. I'm gonna use all the power of my brain. 30 00:02:56,472 --> 00:02:59,930 - Look, Smithers! Garbo is coming! - Uh, yes, sir. 31 00:03:01,945 --> 00:03:05,813 Everyone is saying "Gabbo this" and "Gabbo that," 32 00:03:05,915 --> 00:03:09,851 but no one is saying "worship this" and "Jericho that." 33 00:03:09,953 --> 00:03:11,750 What's this about Gabbo? 34 00:03:14,057 --> 00:03:17,549 I can't believe it. Our first glimpse of Gabbo! 35 00:03:17,660 --> 00:03:19,560 He'll tell us what to do. 36 00:03:21,664 --> 00:03:24,758 Hello. I'm Gabbo. 37 00:03:24,868 --> 00:03:28,133 - And I'm Arthur Crandall. - That's easy for you to say. 38 00:03:28,238 --> 00:03:30,229 You don't have a hand up your tuchas. 39 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:33,639 - Oy! Hey! - Oh, Gabbo. 40 00:03:33,743 --> 00:03:37,235 You'll say anything. And you can watch us every afternoon at 4:00. 41 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:40,214 That's the same time as Krusty the Clown! 42 00:03:40,316 --> 00:03:44,116 Uh-oh. That cute little character could take America by storm. 43 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:46,188 All he needs is a hook. 44 00:03:46,289 --> 00:03:49,850 - I'm a bad widdle boy. - ¡Aycarumba! 45 00:04:03,873 --> 00:04:06,000 ( Imitating Vin Scully ) Let's take time out from this triple play... 46 00:04:06,109 --> 00:04:08,441 to talk about Farmer Dan's pure pork sausage. 47 00:04:08,544 --> 00:04:09,772 Mm-mmm! 48 00:04:31,034 --> 00:04:34,026 Gabbo! 49 00:04:34,137 --> 00:04:37,868 Ahh, that dummy doesn't scare me. 50 00:04:37,974 --> 00:04:41,239 I've had plenty of guys come after me, and I've buried 'em all. 51 00:04:41,344 --> 00:04:43,972 Hobos, sea captains, Joey Bishop-- 52 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:47,106 - Don't forget the Special Olympics. - Oh, yeah. 53 00:04:47,216 --> 00:04:50,617 I slaughtered the Special Olympics. 54 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,518 Are those our ratings? Let me see. 55 00:04:53,623 --> 00:04:57,354 I lost to Channel Ocho? What the hell is that? 56 00:04:57,460 --> 00:04:59,928 Dos huevos, por favor. 57 00:05:00,029 --> 00:05:03,089 ¡Ay! Oh, quelástima. 58 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:06,430 I gotta steal that bit. 59 00:05:09,472 --> 00:05:13,602 - This is boring. - I wonder what would happen if you put your train on there. 60 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:19,280 Cool. 61 00:05:19,382 --> 00:05:24,285 - Now let's throw some crud on it. - Hey, it's 4:00. 62 00:05:26,389 --> 00:05:29,153 So, you want ventriloquism, do ya? 63 00:05:29,258 --> 00:05:33,524 All right, watch this. Hello, Alphonse. I've got a riddle for you. 64 00:05:33,629 --> 00:05:35,927 Why is a raven like a writing desk? 65 00:05:36,032 --> 00:05:38,125 I don't know. Why is a-- 66 00:05:40,503 --> 00:05:43,802 Hey, the dummy can't hurt you. He's not even alive. 67 00:05:43,906 --> 00:05:46,374 He's dead! 68 00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:59,679 All right, here's the deal. 69 00:05:59,789 --> 00:06:01,689 Every time you watch my show... 70 00:06:01,791 --> 00:06:05,454 - I will send you $40! - Checks will not be honored. 71 00:06:05,561 --> 00:06:09,361 I admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies. 72 00:06:09,465 --> 00:06:13,424 But as Gabbo would say, "I'm a bad widdle boy." 73 00:06:19,342 --> 00:06:23,005 Well, kids, this is where you would watch Itchy and Scratchy... 74 00:06:23,112 --> 00:06:25,774 except they're on the Gabbo Show now. 75 00:06:25,882 --> 00:06:29,409 So, here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team... 76 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:33,011 Worker and Parasite! 77 00:06:52,075 --> 00:06:54,043 What the hell is that? 78 00:07:03,986 --> 00:07:05,886 Well, that's it. 79 00:07:05,988 --> 00:07:08,354 We've been canceled. I think we can be proud... 80 00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:10,426 that we never did a bad show... 81 00:07:10,526 --> 00:07:13,552 except for that week Ray Jay Johnson was my co-host. 82 00:07:13,663 --> 00:07:17,258 "You can call me Ray, and you can call me Jay." 83 00:07:17,366 --> 00:07:21,063 Ooh! That thing was funny for about three seconds. 84 00:07:21,170 --> 00:07:24,298 The important thing is, we're like a family. 85 00:07:24,407 --> 00:07:26,568 - Krusty, I-- - Shut your hole! 86 00:07:32,315 --> 00:07:35,978 - Krusty, how ya holding up? - Well, I'm kinda worried about the future. 87 00:07:36,085 --> 00:07:37,985 How do you deal with it? 88 00:07:38,087 --> 00:07:41,955 Well, you've been on TV longer than I have. I'm sure you've saved up quite a nest egg. 89 00:07:42,058 --> 00:07:43,958 Uh, yeah. 90 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:47,223 Do they still buy human hair down at the wig shop? 91 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,468 - Krusty, you wanna stay for dinner? - Nah, sorry. 92 00:07:53,569 --> 00:07:57,232 Ah, that's too bad, 'cause tonight my guests will be Dr. Carl Sagan... 93 00:07:57,340 --> 00:08:00,741 and from the San Diego Zoo, Joan Embry. 94 00:08:02,211 --> 00:08:04,645 "Oh, Kyle, I just don't think... 95 00:08:04,747 --> 00:08:06,647 I fit in here at Melrose Place." 96 00:08:06,749 --> 00:08:10,207 From now on, I'll be doing the thinking for both of us. 97 00:08:11,487 --> 00:08:13,387 Next. 98 00:08:17,426 --> 00:08:21,556 Come on, you stupid horse! I got my last ten bucks on you! 99 00:08:21,664 --> 00:08:23,894 No, don't look at me! 100 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,900 Run! No! 101 00:08:26,002 --> 00:08:28,835 Don't come over here! 102 00:08:28,938 --> 00:08:31,566 Oh, boy. 103 00:08:31,674 --> 00:08:36,737 And now, it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call! 104 00:08:36,846 --> 00:08:39,371 - Oh, I love these. - I can't believe it. 105 00:08:39,482 --> 00:08:41,382 He stole this bit from Krusty! 106 00:08:41,484 --> 00:08:43,748 Yeah, well, Krusty stole it from Steve Allen. 107 00:08:43,853 --> 00:08:46,287 Oh, everything's stolen nowadays. 108 00:08:46,389 --> 00:08:50,723 Why, the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached. 109 00:08:50,826 --> 00:08:52,157 It's ringing. 110 00:08:52,261 --> 00:08:54,456 Hello. Is this Krusty the Clown? 111 00:08:54,564 --> 00:08:56,555 Is this the callback for that porno film? 112 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:59,157 Look, I was a little nervous that day... 113 00:08:59,268 --> 00:09:01,429 but I'm all man, I can assure you. 114 00:09:01,537 --> 00:09:05,132 No, I represent a Japanese camera company. 115 00:09:05,241 --> 00:09:08,768 We'd like to pay you two million dollars to do a camera commercial. 116 00:09:08,878 --> 00:09:11,779 Whoa! Me rikey velly much! 117 00:09:11,881 --> 00:09:15,647 Oh, I hope I didn't offend you. I need this bad. 118 00:09:15,751 --> 00:09:18,447 Bad enough to hit yourself over the head with the phone? 119 00:09:18,554 --> 00:09:20,852 Oh! You got it! Ow! 120 00:09:20,957 --> 00:09:22,982 Ow! Ooh, blood. 121 00:09:26,329 --> 00:09:28,229 What the-- 122 00:09:28,331 --> 00:09:31,767 If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit. 123 00:09:31,867 --> 00:09:34,836 Somebody ought to ruin Gabbo's career the way he ruined Krusty's. 124 00:09:34,937 --> 00:09:37,167 - Two wrongs don't make a right, Bart. - Yes, they do. 125 00:09:37,273 --> 00:09:38,604 - No, they don't. - Yes, they do. 126 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:40,835 - No, they don't. Dad! - Yes, they do. 127 00:09:40,943 --> 00:09:43,207 Two wrongs make a right, Lisa. 128 00:09:43,312 --> 00:09:48,045 Ah, Rex Morgan, M.D. You have the prescription for the daily blues. 129 00:09:49,785 --> 00:09:52,777 We'll be back after this commercial for Gabbo Airlines. 130 00:09:52,888 --> 00:09:54,788 And cut. 131 00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:58,053 - That oughta hold the little S.O.B.s. - Gabbo, quiet. 132 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:02,153 - Oh, I wouldn't wanna offend the little S.O.B.s. - I wish you'd stop saying that. 133 00:10:02,265 --> 00:10:03,994 Hmm. 134 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:08,366 Hey, boyo, what's so funny? 135 00:10:08,471 --> 00:10:11,201 Well, it's-- Ah, you wouldn't be interested. It's too lowbrow. 136 00:10:11,307 --> 00:10:13,639 No, I'm quite lowbrow. 137 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,211 Well, somebody just wrote a bawdy limerick on the men's room wall. 138 00:10:16,312 --> 00:10:19,008 This I gotta see! 139 00:10:20,349 --> 00:10:23,944 All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B.s. 140 00:10:24,053 --> 00:10:27,682 Gabbo's kind of language has no place on or off TV. 141 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:31,021 And that's my two cents. 142 00:10:31,127 --> 00:10:33,391 That oughta hold those S.O.B.s. 143 00:10:33,496 --> 00:10:35,396 What the-- 144 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,634 Oh, no! 145 00:10:43,572 --> 00:10:46,063 - Krusty, are you making any money? - Nah. 146 00:10:46,175 --> 00:10:48,336 That guy's giving it away for free. 147 00:10:56,719 --> 00:10:58,914 Thirty-five years in show business... 148 00:10:59,021 --> 00:11:01,285 and already no one remembers me. 149 00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:05,156 just like what's-his-name and who sits... 150 00:11:05,261 --> 00:11:08,287 and, you know, that guy, always wore a shirt-- 151 00:11:08,397 --> 00:11:10,126 - Ed Sullivan? - Yeah. 152 00:11:10,232 --> 00:11:12,792 I didn't know you knew Luke Perry! 153 00:11:12,902 --> 00:11:16,235 Know him? He's my worthless half-brother. 154 00:11:16,339 --> 00:11:21,140 - He's a big TV star. - Yeah, on Fox. 155 00:11:21,243 --> 00:11:25,441 Elizabeth Taylor. Bette Midler. 156 00:11:25,548 --> 00:11:28,779 Bette and I owned a racehorse together: Krudler. 157 00:11:28,884 --> 00:11:32,684 Hey, Bart, if we get all these big stars to appear on a special with Krusty... 158 00:11:32,788 --> 00:11:34,688 it might get his career going again. 159 00:11:40,096 --> 00:11:42,929 Here's my address book. Go get those stars! 160 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,293 It won't be easy, but I'm gonna... 161 00:11:46,402 --> 00:11:50,498 claw my way back on to TV. 162 00:11:56,545 --> 00:12:00,276 And now, the Crazy Old Man Singers. 163 00:12:10,993 --> 00:12:14,121 Miss Midler, I can't believe you do this all by yourself. 164 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:16,425 We're Americans. We deserve clean highways. 165 00:12:19,268 --> 00:12:22,169 You pigs! 166 00:12:22,271 --> 00:12:25,502 Oh, no! Bette Midler! 167 00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:34,281 Now, where were we? 168 00:12:34,383 --> 00:12:36,851 We were asking you to appear on Krusty's Komeback Special. 169 00:12:36,952 --> 00:12:40,012 Okay. Tell Krusty he can count me in. 170 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:48,052 It's time to take out the trash. 171 00:12:50,132 --> 00:12:53,465 I'll get you for this, Midler! 172 00:12:55,604 --> 00:12:59,506 And off to your left is Hugh Hefner's Shelbyville pad. 173 00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:03,738 - A lot of people know about the grotto and the game room. - Of course. 174 00:13:03,846 --> 00:13:06,406 But few know about the laboratory, the biosphere... 175 00:13:06,515 --> 00:13:08,847 the alternative energy research center. 176 00:13:12,121 --> 00:13:14,089 Fascinating. 177 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,555 - Desalinization plant? - Yes. 178 00:13:20,663 --> 00:13:24,099 The grotto uses so much water, the Bunnies felt we should go this way. 179 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,601 - Smart Bunnies, Hef. I can call you Hef, can't I? - No. 180 00:13:30,372 --> 00:13:33,102 You told our agent this place holds 30,000 people. 181 00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:35,609 It does. We had 30,000 here last night. 182 00:13:35,711 --> 00:13:37,679 Now play. The audience is gettin' restless. 183 00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:41,511 We want Chilly Willy! We want Chilly Willy! 184 00:13:42,918 --> 00:13:44,818 Hey, Red Hot Chili Peppers... 185 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,445 would you guys like to appear on a Krusty the Clown special? 186 00:13:47,556 --> 00:13:50,320 - Sure, if you can get us out of this gig. - No problemo. 187 00:13:50,426 --> 00:13:53,293 - Hey, Moe, look over there. - What? What am I lookin' at? 188 00:13:53,395 --> 00:13:57,297 I don't see nothin'. I'm gonna stop looking soon. 189 00:13:57,399 --> 00:14:00,664 - What? What, is that it? - Hey, Moe, can I look too? 190 00:14:00,769 --> 00:14:03,897 - Sure, but it'll cost ya. - My wallet's in the car. 191 00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:06,497 He is so stupid. 192 00:14:06,609 --> 00:14:09,305 And now, back to the wall. 193 00:14:14,717 --> 00:14:18,483 Miss Taylor, a couple of grade-school kids Wanted you to be on a Krusty special. 194 00:14:18,587 --> 00:14:21,317 - I told them to buzz off. - Good. 195 00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:26,427 Krusty, we've got great news! 196 00:14:32,134 --> 00:14:34,796 Krusty, what have you done to yourself? 197 00:14:34,904 --> 00:14:38,465 I thought I'd get into shape, so I've been drinking nothing but milk shakes. 198 00:14:38,574 --> 00:14:41,099 - You mean those diet milk shakes? - Uh-oh. 199 00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:43,804 Now, you can stay with us until you lose that weight. 200 00:14:43,913 --> 00:14:46,541 You can sleep on the sofa. It folds right out. 201 00:14:51,153 --> 00:14:53,053 Oh, wait. That was the old sofa. 202 00:15:01,196 --> 00:15:03,562 Oh, I'll never get my aim back. 203 00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:06,601 - You gotta keep working on it. - Oh! Aah! 204 00:15:06,702 --> 00:15:10,035 Aah! Water! 205 00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:12,300 Mmm, delicious. 206 00:15:15,611 --> 00:15:18,876 - Oh, why am I bothering? It's hopeless. - Hi, kids. 207 00:15:18,981 --> 00:15:21,108 It's me, Gabbo! 208 00:15:27,656 --> 00:15:30,523 Pork prices rose in early trading today. 209 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,662 But you've gotta comeback, Mel! 210 00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:43,761 - We're a team. - No, Krusty. 211 00:15:43,872 --> 00:15:45,840 You always treated me rather shabbily. 212 00:15:45,941 --> 00:15:48,774 On our last show, you poured liquid nitrogen down my pants... 213 00:15:48,877 --> 00:15:50,674 and cracked my buttocks with a hammer. 214 00:15:50,779 --> 00:15:52,644 Ah, come on. You wanna waste your life... 215 00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:55,239 hanging out with a bunch of dorky teenagers? 216 00:15:55,351 --> 00:15:57,683 Here's your taco, mister. Oops. 217 00:15:57,786 --> 00:16:01,347 It fell in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow! Ow! 218 00:16:01,457 --> 00:16:03,948 Ow!Ow! 219 00:16:04,059 --> 00:16:05,959 Sorry, Krusty. I like it here. 220 00:16:06,061 --> 00:16:07,961 Mr. Johannson treats me with dignity. 221 00:16:08,063 --> 00:16:09,963 Is this clown bothering you, Mel? 222 00:16:10,065 --> 00:16:12,659 That's all right, Mr. Johannson. I'll handle it. 223 00:16:12,768 --> 00:16:15,066 - Here's your taco, sir. - I don't want it. 224 00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:18,571 But this comes out of my salary. If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me. 225 00:16:18,674 --> 00:16:21,575 Okay, Krusty, let's rehearse the balloon bit. 226 00:16:22,745 --> 00:16:26,613 Look, kids! A horsie! 227 00:16:26,715 --> 00:16:29,809 And what are you making, Sideshow Luke Perry? 228 00:16:31,387 --> 00:16:33,821 A 1 9th-century carousel. 229 00:16:36,525 --> 00:16:38,720 Upstage me, will ya? 230 00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:42,627 - Get the hell out! - Look, there must be something I can do on the show. 231 00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:44,756 Please. For Mom's sake? 232 00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:48,735 Well, maybe we can find something. 233 00:17:03,452 --> 00:17:07,718 I don't like it. He's got Johnny Carson, Bette Midler and Hugh Hefner. 234 00:17:07,823 --> 00:17:10,656 - What've we got? - Ray Jay Johnson. 235 00:17:10,759 --> 00:17:14,388 Oy. Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! 236 00:17:14,496 --> 00:17:16,555 Now, boys... 237 00:17:16,665 --> 00:17:19,133 the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. 238 00:17:19,234 --> 00:17:22,362 - Would you mind changing 'em for the show? - For get you, clown. 239 00:17:22,471 --> 00:17:25,372 Hey, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way. 240 00:17:25,474 --> 00:17:27,465 Well, okay. But here, where you say... 241 00:17:27,576 --> 00:17:29,703 "What I got, you gotta get and put it in you," 242 00:17:29,812 --> 00:17:33,145 how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you"? 243 00:17:33,248 --> 00:17:37,810 - Wow! That's much better. - Everyone can enjoy that. 244 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,444 Live from Springfield... 245 00:17:39,555 --> 00:17:41,546 the entertainment capital of the state... 246 00:17:41,657 --> 00:17:43,557 the Krusty Komeback Special! 247 00:18:33,675 --> 00:18:36,701 - I love you, Krusty. - Quiet! 248 00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:45,716 - Are you comfortable in there, Luke Perry? - Fire away, Krusty. 249 00:18:53,929 --> 00:18:58,389 - Aah! My face! My valuable face! - Hmph! 250 00:19:06,809 --> 00:19:10,074 Oy! 251 00:19:19,755 --> 00:19:23,589 Dancin' around in their underwear. That is so degrading. 252 00:19:23,692 --> 00:19:27,150 - 30 seconds till your Little Stinker sketch. - Get me a bigger lolly. 253 00:19:27,262 --> 00:19:29,924 Now, Johnny, whatcha got for us? 254 00:19:30,032 --> 00:19:31,932 Some jokes? A little magic? 255 00:19:32,034 --> 00:19:35,936 Actually, I thought I'd lift this 1 987 Buick Skylark over my head. 256 00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:40,267 Hi-yo! Johnny, that's amazing. 257 00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,275 Oh, yeah? Get a load of this. 258 00:19:42,377 --> 00:19:45,107 ( Opera In Foreign Language ) 259 00:19:59,695 --> 00:20:03,187 I've got to fire that agent. 260 00:20:43,672 --> 00:20:47,369 This was a great show, Krusty. You deserve an Emmy for this. 261 00:20:47,476 --> 00:20:50,912 Forget it. The Academy hates me. I don't know why. 262 00:20:51,013 --> 00:20:52,913 Bunch of old, know-nothing dinosaurs... 263 00:20:53,015 --> 00:20:54,915 wouldn't know entertainment if it bit 'em in the-- 264 00:20:55,017 --> 00:20:57,451 Hey, hey! 265 00:21:05,661 --> 00:21:09,256 Now, Krusty, I just hope you remember to save your money this time. 266 00:21:09,364 --> 00:21:11,958 Here's that ruby-studded clown nose you ordered, Krusty. 267 00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:15,969 Oy! 268 00:21:16,071 --> 00:21:17,971 - What's up, Moe? - Hey, Moe! 269 00:21:18,073 --> 00:21:20,598 Hey, you can't come in here dressed like that! 270 00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:23,405 - Get with the times, Moe. - Yeah. 271 00:21:23,512 --> 00:21:25,571 I say if it feels good, do it. 272 00:21:25,681 --> 00:21:27,615 All right. 273 00:21:27,716 --> 00:21:31,152 Don't snap my undies. 274 00:21:31,253 --> 00:21:33,949 I'm a star again. 275 00:21:34,056 --> 00:21:36,149 I don't know how to thank you, kids. 276 00:21:36,258 --> 00:21:39,921 - That's all right, Krusty. - We're getting 50%% of the T-shirt sales. 277 00:21:40,028 --> 00:21:42,656 What? That's the sweetest plum! 278 00:21:42,764 --> 00:21:44,425 You little-- 279 00:21:44,533 --> 00:21:46,558 Aw, what the hell. 280 00:21:46,668 --> 00:21:49,228 You deserve it. Thanks, kids. 281 00:21:49,338 --> 00:21:54,241 To Krusty, the greatest entertainer in the world-- 282 00:21:54,343 --> 00:21:56,504 Except maybe that guy. 283 00:21:58,246 --> 00:22:00,476 Is this the bus to the civic center? 284 00:22:55,470 --> 00:22:57,438 Shh!