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## The Simpsons ##

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D'oh!

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My friends!

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Tonight we unveil
my most diabolical creation.

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Swank. Ten times more addictive
than marijuana.

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- Ooh!
- To human misery!

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Uh?

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- Nice to see you.
- McBain!

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Yes.

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Ah, McBain,
so glad you could make it.

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- Have a salmon puff.
- All right.

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That is one evil dude.

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It's just a movie, son.
There's nobody that evil in real life.

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Smithers, where's that union representative?

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He's 20 minutes late.

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Uh, I don't know, sir. He hasn't been seen
since he promised to clean up the union.

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Whoa! What the hell?

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Well, let's look at
the contract ourselves, eh?

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Benefits, perks, a green cookie
on St. Patrick's Day?

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Oh-ho, it didn't use
to be this way, Smithers.

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No, it didn't use to be
this way at all.

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Come on, come on!
Crack those atoms!

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You, turn out those pockets!

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Atoms.

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One, two, three, four--
Six of them!

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Take him away!

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You can't treat
the workingman this way!

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One day, we'll form a union and get the fair
and equitable treatment we deserve.

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Then we'll go too far
and get corrupt and shiftless...

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and the Japanese will eat us alive!

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The Japanese?
Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders?

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Bosh! Flimshaw!

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If only we had listened to that boy...

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instead of walling him up
in the abandoned coke oven.

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Well, I am going to
avenge my grandfather.

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We'll take on that greedy union...

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and we'll get back our...

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dental plan.

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- How often do you brush, Ralph?
- Three times a day, sir.

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Why must you turn my office
into a house of lies?

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You're right! I don't brush!
I don't brush.

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Let's look at a picture book...

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The Big Book of British Smiles.

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That's enough! That's enough!

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Dr. Wolfe likes to pull kids' teeth,
so he can sell 'em.

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To who?

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You know that rattle
when you shake up spray paint?

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That's a kid's tooth.

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Maggie's teeth
are coming in crooked.

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Has she been sucking on a pacifier?

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- Uh... not to my knowledge.
- Liar!

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I'm also afraid little Lisa
is going to need braces.

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Oh, no!
I'll be socially unpopular.

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- More so.
- Are you sure, Doctor?

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Well, judge for yourself.

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Here's Lisa today.

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Without treatment, here's what
she'll look like at age 11...

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age 14, age 17...

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and, finally, age 18.

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Cool! She'll be a freak.

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Bart!

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We can stick her in a trailer, drive her around
the South and charge two bits a gander.

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Now stay tuned
for professional wrestling live...

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from the Springfield Grapplarium.

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Tonight, a Texas death match--
Dr. Hillbilly versus The Iron Yuppie!

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One man will actually be unmasked
and killed in the ring!

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I hope they kill that Iron Yuppie.
Thinks he's so big.

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Homer, Lisa needs braces.

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Don't worry. We won a dental plan
in the strike of'88.

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That's where I got this scar.

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What do we want?

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More equitable treatment
in the hands of management!

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- When do we want it?
- Soon!

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Where's my burrito?
Where's my burrito?

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Where's my burrito? Ow!

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Then I got this scar sneaking
under the door of a pay toilet.

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Welcome, brothers ofLocal643.

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As you know, our president,
Chucky Fitzhugh, ain't been seen lately.

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We're all praying he'll turn up soon,
alive and well.

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Oh, all right, all right. But seriously,
we have to vote on Burns's new contract.

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It's basically the same deal, except we
get a free keg of beer for our meetin'.

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Yea!

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In exchange for that,
we have to give up our dental plan.

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So long, dental plan!

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- Dental plan!
- Lisa needs braces.

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- Dental plan!
- Lisa needs braces.

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- Dental plan!
- Lisa needs braces.

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- Dental plan!
- Lisa needs braces.

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- Dental plan!
- Lisa needs braces.

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- Dental plan!
- Lisa needs braces.

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Bull's-eye!

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Thanks a lot, Carl.
Now I've lost my train of thought.

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- Dental plan!
- Lisa needs braces.

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- Dental plan!
- Lisa needs braces.

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If we give up our dental plan...

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I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!

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People, stop!
We can't give up our dental plan!

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Lenny, without that dental plan, you
wouldn't have that diamond in your tooth.

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- Yoink!
- Hey!

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And, Gummy Joe, where would you be
without that dental plan?

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Well, I wouldn't have
old chomper here, that's for sure.

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You know what I think
of this contract?

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This!

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Yeah!

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- Who is that firebrand, Smithers?
- That's Homer Simpson, sir.

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Simpson, eh? New man?

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Actually, sir, he thwarted
your campaign for governor...

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you ran over his son,
he saved the plant from meltdown...

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and his wife painted you
in the nude--

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Eh, doesn't ring a bell.

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Homer! Homer! Homer!

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I move that Homer Simpson
be our new union president.

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- All in favor?
- Aye!

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- All opposed?
- Nay.

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Congratulations, Homer.

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- Hey, what does this job pay?
- Nothin'.

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- D'oh!
- Unless you're crooked.

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Whoo-hoo!

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President of the union?
I'm so proud of you, Homie.

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This is your chance to get a fair shake
for the workingman.

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And make lifelong connections
to the world of organized crime.

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Hmm. Organized crime.

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Don Homer, I have baked
a special donut just for you.

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Mmm. Grazie.

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Don Homer, my son,
he has a-trouble with the--

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Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh.

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Moltobene.

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That's a nice a-donut.

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Do you think you can get
the dental plan back?

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Well, that depends on who's a better
negotiator-- Mr. Burns or me.

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Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop
for your crummy old Danish.

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Done and done!

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D'oh!

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Lisa and Marge, these braces
are invisible, painless...

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and periodically release
a delightful burst...

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of Calvin Klein's Obsession
for Teeth.

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Hmm!

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Doctor, we don't have
a dental plan right now...

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so we'll need something
a little more... affordable.

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These predate stainless steel...

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so you can't get them wet.

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Hmm, he's a worthy foe.
Look at him, Smithers.

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Exercising away while the others
are off at the candy machine.

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Hey, Lenny, can you get
this Sugar Daddy off my back?

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Okay, but it's the last time.

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Mmm!

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We don't have to be adversaries,
Homer.

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We both want a fair union contract.

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Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

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And if you'll scratch my back,
I'll scratch yours.

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Wait a minute.
Is he coming on to me?

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I mean, if I should slip something
into your pocket, what's the harm?

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Oh, my God!
He is coming on to me.

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After all, negotiations
make strange bedfellows.

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Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in
for these backdoor shenanigans.

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Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even
a little curious, but the answer is no.

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Lisa, so you won't be scared...

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I'll show you some of the tools
I'll be using.

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This is the scraper,
this is the poker...

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and this happy little fellow
is the gouger.

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Now, the first thing
I'll be doing...

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is chiseling some teeth
out of your jaw bone.

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Hold still while I gas you.

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Look, fellas! It's Lisa in the sky!

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No diamonds though.

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Look out for the campy drawing
of Queen Victoria!

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Oh, no!

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- God, help us!
- Help us.

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The mirror.

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The mirror!

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Honey, you look fine.

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Who is it?

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- Goons.
- Who?

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- Hired goons.
- Hired goons?

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Ah, Homer, I hope Crusher
and Low Blow didn't hurt you.

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You know,
you could have just called me.

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Oh, yes, but the telephone
is so impersonal.

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I prefer the hands-on touch
you only get with hired goons.

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Hired goons?

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This is the largest TV
in the free world.

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ĦAy, un gatomalodoro!

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This is a thousand monkeys working
at a thousand typewriters.

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Soon, they'll have written
the greatest novel known to man.

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Let's see.

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"It was the best of times,
it was the "blurst' of times"?

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You stupid monkey!

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Oh, shut up.

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- And this is my basement.
- Gee, it's not as nice as the other rooms.

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Yes, I really should stop
ending the tour with it.

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- Now, let's get down to business.
- Oh, man!

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I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why did I have all that beer
and coffee and watermelon?

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Now, Homer, I know what you're thinking,
and I want to take the pressure off.

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It doesn't take a whiz to see
that you're looking out for number one.

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Well, listen tome, and you'll make
a big splash very soon.

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- Oh! Which way to the bathroom?
- Oh, it's the 23rd door on the left.

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Nope. Nope. Nope.

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He wouldn't even hear me out.

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Find the bathroom all right?

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Uh... yeah.

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Well, you've won this round, Simpson...

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but I'll grind you into the earth
like a bug!

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Aah! Ohh!

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Simpson, be a dear and rub my legs
till the feeling comes back.

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A bug, I tell you! A bug!

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I'm gonna resign.

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I don't know why they made me
union president in the first place.

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Because they love you
down at the plant.

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Yeah, you're right.

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Guys are always patting
my bald head for luck...

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pinchin' my belly
to hear my girlish laugh.

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Hmm. That doesn't sound
like they like you at all.

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You're right. First thing tomorrow, I'm
gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.

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Batten down those cowlicks.
Straighten that part.

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Uncross those eyes, mister.

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- But I can't!
- Oh, sorry, Quigley.

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Come on, honey. Smile!

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I bet you've got a beautiful smile.

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Why don't you share it
with the world?

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There is no God!

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Fellow workers, I've been meeting with
Mr. Burns day and night, and I've had enough.

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Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!

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- All in favor of a strike?
- Aye!

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- All opposed?
- Nay.

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Who keeps saying that?

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It was him. Let's get him, fellas.

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Ahh, this is the life.

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Smithers, get me some strikebreakers,
the kind they had in the '30s.

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We can't bust heads
like we used to...

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but we have our ways.

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One trick is to tell them stories
that don't go anywhere...

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like the time I caught the ferry
over to Shelbyville.

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I needed a new heel for my shoe...

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so I decided to go to Morganville...

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which is what they called Shelbyville
in those days.

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So I tied an onion to my belt...

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which was the style at the time.

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Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel.

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And in those days, nickels
had pictures of bumblebees on 'em.

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"Give me five bees for a quarter,"
you'd say.

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Now, where were we? Oh, yeah!

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The important thing was
that I had an onion on my belt...

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which was the style at the time.

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They didn't have white onions
because of the war.

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The only thing you could get
was those big yellow ones.

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Full power, Smithers.

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Now do "Classical Gas."

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Ooh, look at him strutting around
Like he's cock of the walk.

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Well, let me tell you,
Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!

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- Hmm?
- Why, you and I can run this plant ourselves.

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Crush! Kill! Destroy!

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Tonight on Smartline,
the power plant strike--

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argle-bargle or foofaraw?

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With us tonight
are plant owner C.M. Burns...

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union kingpin Homer Simpson...

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and talk show mainstay
Dr. Joyce Brothers.

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- I brought my own mike!
- Yes. Well.

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Homer, organized labor has
been called a lumbering dinosaur.

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My director is telling me
not to talk to you anymore.

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- Whoo-hoo!
- Mr. Burns, you mentioned
you wanted an opening tirade.

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Yes, thank you, Kent.

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Fifteen minutes from now, I will wreak
a terrible vengeance on this city!

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No one will be spared! No one!

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A chilling vision of things to come.

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Oh, for God's sake!

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Good-bye, Springfield!

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From hell's heart, I stab at thee!

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Look at them all,
through the darkness I'm bringing.

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They're not sad at all.
They're actually singing!

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They sing without juicers.

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They sing without blenders.

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They sing without flunjers,
capdabblers and smendlers!

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Ooh!
Tell Simpson I'm ready to deal.

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All right, Homer,
you can have the dental plan...

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on one condition--

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you must resign
as head of the union.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Smithers, I'm beginning to think
that Homer Simpson...

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was not the brilliant tactician
I thought he was.

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We're going back to work!

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Yea!

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Oh, honey, you can hardly see
your new braces!

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And that's the tooth!

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Oops. I left the gas on.

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Shh!