1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,299 ## The Simpsons ## 2 00:01:05,295 --> 00:01:07,229 D'oh! 3 00:01:23,313 --> 00:01:25,474 Live from beautiful Laughlin, Nevada... 4 00:01:25,582 --> 00:01:28,050 it's the Miss American Girl Pageant. 5 00:01:28,151 --> 00:01:30,483 Brought to you by: 6 00:01:30,587 --> 00:01:32,646 Smell like Streep For cheap! 7 00:01:32,755 --> 00:01:36,851 I'm your host, Troy McClure. And now, here come the ladies! 8 00:01:45,401 --> 00:01:47,995 Like Miss South Dakota. 9 00:01:48,104 --> 00:01:50,368 Miss North Carolina. 10 00:01:50,473 --> 00:01:53,203 Miss Indiana. Miss Alaska. 11 00:01:53,309 --> 00:01:57,473 Kids, I won't be home tonight, so I'm leaving you some low-cal microwavable TV dinners. 12 00:01:57,580 --> 00:01:58,604 - Uh-- - Okay. 13 00:01:58,715 --> 00:02:00,774 I'm auditioning for a play. 14 00:02:00,884 --> 00:02:03,819 It's a musical version Of A Street car Named Desire. 15 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,888 Isn't that exciting? 16 00:02:07,323 --> 00:02:09,791 If you ask me, they're all winners! 17 00:02:09,893 --> 00:02:12,691 We'll be cutting our first 40 contestants right after this. 18 00:02:14,197 --> 00:02:17,132 Let's take a minute to meet our distinguished panel of judges. 19 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:19,997 Skin-care consultant, Roweena. 20 00:02:20,103 --> 00:02:22,799 Syndicated columnist, William F. George. 21 00:02:22,906 --> 00:02:25,670 Token black panelist, Drederick Tatum. 22 00:02:25,775 --> 00:02:30,178 And Mr. Boswell, the man behind those infamous worst-dressed lists. 23 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,443 Mr. Boswell, can you give us a sneak peek at this year's list? 24 00:02:33,549 --> 00:02:36,450 Memo to Goldie Hawn: cheerleading tryouts were 30 years ago. 25 00:02:36,552 --> 00:02:38,452 Let's grow up, shall we? 26 00:02:38,554 --> 00:02:42,456 He's such a bitch. 27 00:02:42,558 --> 00:02:44,526 I haven't been in a play since high school... 28 00:02:44,627 --> 00:02:48,119 and I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults. 29 00:02:48,231 --> 00:02:51,758 - Sounds interesting. - You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie... 30 00:02:51,868 --> 00:02:54,359 and sometimes it's like I don't even exist. 31 00:02:54,470 --> 00:02:56,938 Sounds interesting. 32 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,338 It's time to name our five finalists... 33 00:02:59,442 --> 00:03:02,275 starting with... Miss Montana. 34 00:03:02,378 --> 00:03:04,278 A beaut from Butte. 35 00:03:04,380 --> 00:03:07,178 - Miss South Carolina. - Nothin' could be finer. 36 00:03:07,283 --> 00:03:10,684 - Miss Delaware. - She, uh-- 37 00:03:12,488 --> 00:03:16,185 Good for her. 38 00:03:16,292 --> 00:03:18,692 Marge, keep it down in there! 39 00:03:18,795 --> 00:03:20,695 Homer, my audition is in half-- 40 00:03:20,797 --> 00:03:24,255 Hey, look, it's last year's winner, Debra Jo Smallwood! 41 00:03:24,367 --> 00:03:28,997 Tonight, my reign as Miss American Girl comes to an end. 42 00:03:29,105 --> 00:03:31,505 And I'd like to apologize one last time... 43 00:03:31,607 --> 00:03:34,633 for my unfortunate remarks at the United Nations. 44 00:03:38,915 --> 00:03:40,815 Maggie, cut that racket! 45 00:03:42,385 --> 00:03:44,580 And where exactly Are you going? 46 00:03:44,687 --> 00:03:47,349 I'm auditioning for a play. 47 00:03:47,457 --> 00:03:50,722 - Well, this is the first I've heard about it. - I told you several times. 48 00:03:50,827 --> 00:03:52,761 It's a musical version Of A Streetcar Na-- 49 00:03:52,862 --> 00:03:56,263 Excuse me, Marge! I think that if you told me, I would remember. 50 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:58,334 I mean, I'm not an idiot! 51 00:03:58,434 --> 00:04:01,665 - Hm. Well, I-I thought I told you. - Kids, back me up. 52 00:04:01,771 --> 00:04:03,170 - He's right, Mom. - Sorry. 53 00:04:03,272 --> 00:04:05,672 Match point-- Homer. 54 00:04:05,775 --> 00:04:08,676 - I'm sorry, honey. - It's okay. We're none of us perfect. 55 00:04:16,185 --> 00:04:18,415 - Well, howdy-do, neighbor. - Hi, Ned. 56 00:04:18,521 --> 00:04:21,183 - I didn't know you were an actor. - Oh, indeedily-doodily. 57 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:23,884 Uh, I've even been in Streetcar once before. 58 00:04:23,993 --> 00:04:25,927 I played Blanche DuBois. 59 00:04:26,029 --> 00:04:29,021 Mm-hmm. Just part of the fun Of going to an all-male school. 60 00:04:29,132 --> 00:04:33,000 Hello! I am Llewellyn Sinclair. 61 00:04:33,102 --> 00:04:35,593 I have directed three plays in my career... 62 00:04:35,705 --> 00:04:37,832 and I have had three heart attacks. 63 00:04:37,940 --> 00:04:39,840 That's how much I care. 64 00:04:39,942 --> 00:04:42,001 I'm planning for a fourth. 65 00:04:42,111 --> 00:04:44,443 Maybe I should have taken a nice calligraphy class. 66 00:04:44,547 --> 00:04:47,414 Oh, forget about it. That Mr. Takahashi's a lunatic. 67 00:04:47,517 --> 00:04:48,848 - Quiet! - Sorry. 68 00:04:48,951 --> 00:04:52,011 I am not an easy man to work for. 69 00:04:52,121 --> 00:04:55,113 While directing Hats Off to Hanukkah... 70 00:04:55,224 --> 00:04:58,625 I reduced more than one cast member to tears. 71 00:04:58,728 --> 00:05:02,255 Did I expect too much from fourth graders? 72 00:05:02,365 --> 00:05:06,426 The review, "Play Enjoyed By All, '" speaks for itself. 73 00:05:06,536 --> 00:05:07,901 Hm. 74 00:05:08,004 --> 00:05:10,029 Those auditioning for the role of Stanley... 75 00:05:10,139 --> 00:05:12,300 take off your shirts. 76 00:05:12,408 --> 00:05:14,467 Take off your shirts! 77 00:05:14,577 --> 00:05:16,477 ( Repeating In French ) 78 00:05:16,579 --> 00:05:19,571 Schnell! Schnell! Schnell! 79 00:05:19,682 --> 00:05:23,778 Uh-uh. Nope. Try joining a gym. 80 00:05:23,886 --> 00:05:27,083 Oh, ye gods! 81 00:05:27,190 --> 00:05:29,886 Hey, man, if you like that, you should see my butt. 82 00:05:29,992 --> 00:05:32,290 You. You're my Stanley. 83 00:05:32,395 --> 00:05:34,920 Hot diggity! How 'bout that, Marge? 84 00:05:35,031 --> 00:05:37,090 Little ol' Stanley me. 85 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:40,033 "Stella. Stella!" 86 00:05:40,136 --> 00:05:42,366 Next! 87 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:44,804 Next! 88 00:05:44,907 --> 00:05:47,205 Next! 89 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:50,473 Thank you for nothing. 90 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:52,207 You're all terrible! 91 00:05:52,315 --> 00:05:55,910 What you ladies don't understand is that Blanche... 92 00:05:56,018 --> 00:06:00,114 is a delicate flower being trampled by an uncouth lout-- 93 00:06:00,223 --> 00:06:03,192 Forget it! just strike the sets. 94 00:06:03,292 --> 00:06:05,260 Clear the stage. This production is-- 95 00:06:05,361 --> 00:06:07,693 Homie, I didn't get the part. 96 00:06:07,797 --> 00:06:10,493 You were right. Outside interests are stupid. 97 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,534 Wait a minute. 98 00:06:12,635 --> 00:06:15,160 I'll come home right away. 99 00:06:15,271 --> 00:06:19,867 All right. I'll pick up a bucket Of fried chicken, extra skin... 100 00:06:19,976 --> 00:06:23,468 rolls, chocolate cream parfait-- 101 00:06:23,579 --> 00:06:27,709 Stop bothering my Blanche! 102 00:06:27,817 --> 00:06:29,717 Oh! 103 00:06:33,656 --> 00:06:37,285 I play an aging Southern beauty who's driven to insanity... 104 00:06:37,393 --> 00:06:39,691 by her brutish brother-in-law, Stanley. 105 00:06:39,795 --> 00:06:41,820 Wow! My mother the actress. 106 00:06:41,931 --> 00:06:44,297 I feel like Lucie Arnaz Luckinbill. 107 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,391 Are there any jive-talking robots in this play? 108 00:06:46,502 --> 00:06:47,901 I don't think so. 109 00:06:48,004 --> 00:06:49,972 Bart, don't ask stupid questions. 110 00:06:50,072 --> 00:06:52,472 - Is there any frontal nudity? - No, Homer. 111 00:06:52,575 --> 00:06:56,204 My name is Helen Lovejoy, and I'll be playing Stella. 112 00:06:56,312 --> 00:06:59,645 I am Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. I play Steve. 113 00:06:59,749 --> 00:07:04,777 My name is "Ot-to!" I'm playing "Pab-lo!" 114 00:07:04,887 --> 00:07:06,787 Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. 115 00:07:06,889 --> 00:07:09,323 I'm filing a class-action suit against the director... 116 00:07:09,425 --> 00:07:11,825 on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play. 117 00:07:11,928 --> 00:07:14,226 - I also play Mitch. - I'm Marge Simpson. 118 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:17,788 I'll be playing Blanche. I made some peanut butter brownies for everyone. 119 00:07:19,802 --> 00:07:24,671 - Well, would anyone else like a bite of banality? - I would. 120 00:07:24,774 --> 00:07:26,105 - Stanley-- - Yeah? 121 00:07:26,209 --> 00:07:27,836 You're pulsing with animal lust! 122 00:07:27,944 --> 00:07:30,412 You take Blanche and you fling her roughly to the bed. 123 00:07:30,513 --> 00:07:32,743 Roger-dodger. 124 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:35,983 Grr. 125 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,311 Aww, isn't that cute! 126 00:07:39,422 --> 00:07:41,686 And me without a camera. 127 00:07:41,791 --> 00:07:44,919 Here. My sister runs a day care center. 128 00:07:45,027 --> 00:07:47,518 Hmm. I guess a few weeks wouldn't hurt her. 129 00:07:49,065 --> 00:07:51,863 Maggie is allergic To strained pears... 130 00:07:51,968 --> 00:07:54,402 and she likes a bottle of warm milk before nap time. 131 00:07:54,503 --> 00:07:56,596 A bottle? 132 00:07:56,706 --> 00:08:00,437 Mrs. Simpson, do you know what a baby's saying when she reaches for a bottle? 133 00:08:00,543 --> 00:08:04,980 - "Ba-ba?" - She's saying, "I am a leech." 134 00:08:05,081 --> 00:08:07,709 Our aim here is to develop the bottle within. 135 00:08:07,817 --> 00:08:09,785 That sounds awfully harsh. 136 00:08:09,885 --> 00:08:13,548 Mrs. Simpson, I don't like to toot my own horn... 137 00:08:13,656 --> 00:08:16,989 but we're the only day care center in town... 138 00:08:17,093 --> 00:08:20,085 that's not currently under investigation by the state. 139 00:08:20,196 --> 00:08:22,892 Oh. Well, be a good girl, Maggie. 140 00:08:28,771 --> 00:08:31,934 I'm sorry, Maggie. We don't allow these here. 141 00:08:36,712 --> 00:08:38,612 # You're a dame and I'm a fella # 142 00:08:38,714 --> 00:08:42,172 # Stanley, stop or I'll tell Stella # 143 00:08:42,285 --> 00:08:44,947 Passion, Mrs. Simpson. Anger. 144 00:08:45,054 --> 00:08:48,455 - This man disgusts you! - # All I want is one embrace # 145 00:08:48,557 --> 00:08:51,151 # I'll twist this bottle in your face # 146 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:53,387 Mm. Mm. Mm! 147 00:08:53,496 --> 00:08:56,590 Here, Marge, let me. Hate to be an armchair Blanche... 148 00:08:56,699 --> 00:08:58,826 but I always gave it one of these-- 149 00:09:00,169 --> 00:09:02,262 - There. There's the ol' face-shredder. - Oh. 150 00:09:02,371 --> 00:09:06,330 Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat... 151 00:09:06,442 --> 00:09:08,706 mission accomplished! 152 00:09:08,811 --> 00:09:11,746 I'm, uh-- I'm gonna crawl into bed with a bottle of amaretto. 153 00:09:11,847 --> 00:09:13,838 Good day. 154 00:09:13,949 --> 00:09:16,679 Easy, easy. Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes-- D'oh! 155 00:09:16,786 --> 00:09:18,686 7-1 0 split. 156 00:09:18,788 --> 00:09:21,052 Homer, can you run some lines with me? 157 00:09:21,157 --> 00:09:23,625 - Make Bart do it. - It'll just take a sec. 158 00:09:23,726 --> 00:09:25,284 - Gutter ball! - D'oh! 159 00:09:25,394 --> 00:09:27,862 You see, Marge, while you're Off in your own little world... 160 00:09:27,963 --> 00:09:30,488 you forgot that other people have problems too. 161 00:10:25,121 --> 00:10:29,558 Don't like to nap, eh? We have a place for babies like you-- the box! 162 00:10:39,802 --> 00:10:43,670 All right, let "ham-ateur" night in Dixie commence. 163 00:10:46,242 --> 00:10:48,870 I'm sorry, Llewellyn, I just-- 164 00:10:48,978 --> 00:10:53,108 I just don't see why Blanche should shove a broken bottle in Stanley's face. 165 00:10:53,215 --> 00:10:56,946 Couldn't she just take his abuse with gentle good humor? 166 00:10:57,052 --> 00:10:59,077 Marge, your ride's here. 167 00:10:59,188 --> 00:11:01,748 Homer, it'll just be a few minutes more! 168 00:11:01,857 --> 00:11:04,519 # You're a dame and I'm a fella # 169 00:11:04,627 --> 00:11:07,391 # Stanley, stop or I'll tell Stella # 170 00:11:07,496 --> 00:11:11,159 Marge. Marge! I'm asking For white-hot rage... 171 00:11:11,267 --> 00:11:13,531 and you're giving me a hissy fit. 172 00:11:13,636 --> 00:11:16,196 Marge, can I get some change for the candy machine? 173 00:11:16,305 --> 00:11:18,830 Oh, here! 174 00:11:19,975 --> 00:11:21,909 Hey, there's some quarters in here. 175 00:11:22,011 --> 00:11:24,605 I just don't see what's so bad about Stanley. 176 00:11:26,715 --> 00:11:29,912 Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. 177 00:11:30,019 --> 00:11:32,579 Marge, every second you spend with this man... 178 00:11:32,688 --> 00:11:34,952 he is crushing your fragile spirit. 179 00:11:35,057 --> 00:11:36,957 You can't let that happen. 180 00:11:40,329 --> 00:11:42,229 Whoo-hoo! Come to papa. 181 00:11:42,331 --> 00:11:44,231 Marge, I'll be out in the car. 182 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:47,097 # All I want is one embrace # 183 00:11:47,203 --> 00:11:50,263 Marge, move it or lose it. 184 00:11:54,677 --> 00:11:57,202 # I'll twist this bottle in your face # 185 00:11:57,813 --> 00:11:59,781 Aaah! 186 00:11:59,882 --> 00:12:02,646 Hallelujah! I've done it again! 187 00:12:02,751 --> 00:12:04,810 Ned, you're supposed to overpower her. 188 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:07,218 I'm trying. I'm trying. 189 00:12:13,662 --> 00:12:17,063 - Salt me. - Here you are, Homer. 190 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,396 What the-- Why are you talking like that? 191 00:12:19,502 --> 00:12:22,960 - The play's tomorrow night. - I've got to stay in character. 192 00:12:23,072 --> 00:12:26,098 Would it help if I talked like this too? It might. 193 00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:28,836 An' I'll talk like 'is. Bob's yer uncle, mate. 194 00:12:28,944 --> 00:12:30,411 That really doesn't help, Bart. 195 00:12:30,513 --> 00:12:32,879 Big Daddy, would y'all mind passin' a lil' ol' biscuit? 196 00:12:32,982 --> 00:12:35,576 Can I slog off school tomorrow? Got a pain in me gulliver. 197 00:12:35,684 --> 00:12:37,345 I'm livin' in a cuckoo clock! 198 00:12:37,453 --> 00:12:41,014 Oh, see you later, kids. I've got to go rehearse with Ned. 199 00:12:41,123 --> 00:12:43,023 But, Marge, what about dessert? 200 00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:45,753 For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding! 201 00:12:45,861 --> 00:12:47,419 Fine. I will! 202 00:12:50,165 --> 00:12:52,065 Oh, no. 203 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:54,067 My pudding is trapped forever! 204 00:12:54,169 --> 00:12:56,535 So I can open my own can Of pudding, can I? 205 00:12:56,639 --> 00:12:58,766 Shows what you know, Marge. 206 00:12:58,874 --> 00:13:01,172 Marge! 207 00:13:02,278 --> 00:13:04,542 Hey, Marge! 208 00:13:04,647 --> 00:13:06,615 Keep yelling, you big ape. 209 00:13:06,715 --> 00:13:08,979 Aren't you being a little hard on old Homie? 210 00:13:09,084 --> 00:13:12,611 Oh, forget about him. Let's rehearse the bottle scene. 211 00:13:13,656 --> 00:13:16,056 Oh! Let's not and say we did. Hmm? 212 00:13:16,158 --> 00:13:20,322 So, what time does this play start? 213 00:13:20,429 --> 00:13:23,262 - Why? Are you going? - Well, I gotta go, don't I? 214 00:13:23,365 --> 00:13:27,392 I'm sure you won't enjoy it. There's nothing about bowling in the play. 215 00:13:27,503 --> 00:13:30,472 - Oh, wait, there is. - Probably not much of it. 216 00:13:30,573 --> 00:13:32,473 Why can't you be a little more supportive? 217 00:13:32,575 --> 00:13:36,067 'Cause I don't care, okay? I can't fake an interest in this... 218 00:13:36,178 --> 00:13:39,409 and I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects. 219 00:13:39,515 --> 00:13:41,983 - What "kooky projects"? - You know, the painting class... 220 00:13:42,084 --> 00:13:44,245 the first aid course, the whole Lamaze thing. 221 00:13:44,353 --> 00:13:46,150 Why didn't you tell me you felt this way? 222 00:13:46,255 --> 00:13:49,315 You know I would never do anything to hurt your feelings. 223 00:13:49,425 --> 00:13:51,450 Good night. 224 00:13:56,031 --> 00:13:59,364 Playing nicely, little humans? Good, good. 225 00:13:59,468 --> 00:14:02,130 Hello, Maggie. Poor little "dummard." 226 00:14:30,532 --> 00:14:32,830 Hey, kids! I'm flame-retardant. 227 00:14:53,255 --> 00:14:57,214 If I break, buy a new one. 228 00:15:25,921 --> 00:15:28,583 Maggie, time to go to the-- 229 00:15:57,886 --> 00:16:00,150 Babies. 230 00:16:04,193 --> 00:16:06,093 Perhaps we are all A little mad... 231 00:16:06,195 --> 00:16:09,961 we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the proscenium arch. 232 00:16:10,065 --> 00:16:15,264 But tonight, you will all be transformed from dead-eyed suburbanites... 233 00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:18,237 into white-hot grease fires of pure entertainment! 234 00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:20,240 Except you. You're not working out. 235 00:16:20,342 --> 00:16:22,242 - I'll be playing your part. - Drag. 236 00:16:25,013 --> 00:16:27,914 # Long before the Superdome # 237 00:16:28,016 --> 00:16:31,747 # Where the Saints of football play # 238 00:16:31,854 --> 00:16:36,484 # Lived a city that the damned call home # 239 00:16:36,592 --> 00:16:38,492 # Hear their hellish # 240 00:16:38,594 --> 00:16:42,724 # Rondelet # 241 00:16:49,371 --> 00:16:51,601 # New Orleans # 242 00:16:51,707 --> 00:16:53,675 # Home of pirates drunks and whores # 243 00:16:53,776 --> 00:16:55,937 # New Orleans # 244 00:16:56,044 --> 00:16:58,012 # Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores # 245 00:16:58,113 --> 00:17:00,104 # If you wanna go to hell you should take that trip # 246 00:17:00,215 --> 00:17:02,274 # To the Sodom and Gomorrah on the "Mississip" # 247 00:17:02,384 --> 00:17:04,614 # New Orleans # 248 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,620 # Stinking, rotten "vomity" vile # 249 00:17:06,722 --> 00:17:08,883 # New Orleans # 250 00:17:08,991 --> 00:17:11,016 # Putrid, brackish maggoty, foul # 251 00:17:11,126 --> 00:17:13,356 # New Orleans # 252 00:17:13,462 --> 00:17:15,362 # Crummy, lousy rancid and rank # 253 00:17:15,464 --> 00:17:17,659 # New Orleans # 254 00:17:17,766 --> 00:17:19,996 What's the matter, honey? Are you lost? 255 00:17:20,102 --> 00:17:22,468 I'm lookin' for my sister, Stella. 256 00:17:22,571 --> 00:17:24,471 - It's Mom! - Huh? 257 00:17:24,573 --> 00:17:26,564 My name is Blanche DuBois. 258 00:17:32,748 --> 00:17:37,447 # I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras # 259 00:17:37,553 --> 00:17:40,454 # A never-ending party # 260 00:17:40,556 --> 00:17:42,183 Ha! 261 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:45,624 # I'm a faded Southern dame # 262 00:17:45,727 --> 00:17:49,788 # Without a dime # 263 00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:54,258 I'm collecting for the Evening Star. 264 00:17:54,369 --> 00:17:56,803 Come here. I want to kiss you... 265 00:17:56,905 --> 00:18:02,468 just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth. 266 00:18:06,014 --> 00:18:10,007 # I am just a simple paperboy # 267 00:18:10,118 --> 00:18:14,054 # No romance do I seek # 268 00:18:14,156 --> 00:18:17,387 # I just wanted 40 cents # 269 00:18:17,492 --> 00:18:22,327 # For my deliveries last week # 270 00:18:22,431 --> 00:18:26,424 # Will this bewitching floozy # 271 00:18:26,535 --> 00:18:30,596 # Seduce this humble newsie # 272 00:18:30,706 --> 00:18:36,406 # Oh, what's a paperboy to # 273 00:18:38,347 --> 00:18:43,580 # Do # 274 00:18:46,755 --> 00:18:49,280 Whoo-hoo! 275 00:18:49,391 --> 00:18:52,622 Stella! 276 00:18:52,728 --> 00:18:56,027 Stella! 277 00:18:56,131 --> 00:18:59,294 # Can't you hear me yell-a # 278 00:18:59,401 --> 00:19:02,666 # You're puttin' me through hell-a # 279 00:19:02,771 --> 00:19:04,671 # Stella # 280 00:19:04,773 --> 00:19:06,934 Stella! 281 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:10,375 Oh! Oh! 282 00:19:13,615 --> 00:19:15,515 Cool. She can fly. 283 00:19:15,617 --> 00:19:18,711 I think it's supposed to symbolize her descent into madness. 284 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:21,846 - Oh! Oh! Oh! 285 00:19:25,928 --> 00:19:29,091 Whoever you are, I have always depended... 286 00:19:29,197 --> 00:19:32,530 on the kindness of strangers. 287 00:19:32,634 --> 00:19:37,537 # You can always depend on the kindness of strangers # 288 00:19:37,639 --> 00:19:41,302 # To buck up your spirits and shield you from dangers # 289 00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:44,436 # Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret # 290 00:19:44,546 --> 00:19:49,313 # A stranger's just a friend you haven't met # 291 00:19:49,418 --> 00:19:53,787 # You haven't met # 292 00:19:53,889 --> 00:19:55,880 - Streetcar! 293 00:19:56,992 --> 00:19:59,051 Yea! 294 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,890 Ah! 295 00:20:03,999 --> 00:20:05,466 Yea! 296 00:20:21,316 --> 00:20:24,877 You people out there, you're the stars. 297 00:20:24,987 --> 00:20:26,750 Cool! 298 00:20:31,727 --> 00:20:34,093 Hey, look at me. I'm Blanche DuBois. 299 00:20:34,196 --> 00:20:36,096 Mom! 300 00:20:36,198 --> 00:20:40,498 - Way to go, Mom! - Everybody was cheering for you! 301 00:20:40,602 --> 00:20:43,435 - Almost everybody. - Kids, wait in the car. 302 00:20:43,538 --> 00:20:46,132 I want to talk to your mother about this play thing. 303 00:20:46,241 --> 00:20:49,472 Lookin' for a spot off un with the missus, hey, guv'nor? 304 00:20:49,578 --> 00:20:52,308 Shut up, boy. Marge, you were terrific. 305 00:20:52,414 --> 00:20:55,542 Oh, come on, Homer. By the end, you were so bored... 306 00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:58,141 you could barely keep your selfish head up. 307 00:20:58,253 --> 00:21:00,153 I wasn't bored. I was sad. 308 00:21:00,255 --> 00:21:04,487 It really got to me how that lady, uh, um-- 309 00:21:04,593 --> 00:21:07,653 - You know which one I mean. You played her. - Blanche. 310 00:21:07,763 --> 00:21:10,163 Yeah. How Blanche was sad. 311 00:21:10,265 --> 00:21:13,098 And how that guy Stanley should have been nice to her. 312 00:21:13,201 --> 00:21:14,862 Yeah? Go on. 313 00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:16,870 I mean, it made me feel bad. 314 00:21:16,972 --> 00:21:19,600 The poor thing ends up being hauled to the nuthouse... 315 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:23,974 when all she needed was for that big slob to show her some respect. 316 00:21:24,079 --> 00:21:25,979 Well, at least that's what I thought. 317 00:21:26,081 --> 00:21:28,845 I have a history of missing the point of stuff like this. 318 00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:31,316 No, Homer, you got it just right. 319 00:21:33,121 --> 00:21:35,487 Hey, you know, I'm a lot like that guy. 320 00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:39,424 - Really? - Yeah, like when I pick my teeth with the mail and stuff. 321 00:21:39,528 --> 00:21:42,053 Well, maybe just a little. 322 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:54,469 Shh!