1 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:06,506 ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 2 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,414 Aah! 3 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,642 Is it done yet? Is it done yet? 4 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,936 Your meat loaf will be ready in eight seconds, Homer. 5 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:05,148 D'Isn't there anything faster than a microwave? 6 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:09,110 Four, three, two, one, bing! 7 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,945 We have meat loaf. 8 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,281 Get it while it's unbelievably hot, kids! 9 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:17,118 Yum. I've got a dried-out end piece 10 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,703 with your name on it, Lisa. 11 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:22,332 Thursday. Meat loaf night. 12 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:25,210 As it was is now and ever shall be. 13 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,293 What are you getting at? 14 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:27,646 Well, you're always trying to teach me 15 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:30,215 to be open-minded. Try new things, live life to... 16 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:31,901 What are you talking about? Nobody's trying to teach you that. 17 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,511 Ha! Ha! Ha-ha-ha! 18 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,274 - Shut up, boy. - Well, maybe Lisa's right. 19 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,890 Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner. 20 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:41,726 Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? 21 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,104 Marge, we haven't missed pork chop night 22 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,022 since the great pig scare in '87. 23 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,899 Friday night, pork chops. 24 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:50,068 From cradle to grave, etched in stone 25 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:52,070 in God's library somewhere up in heaven. 26 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:54,033 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Where do you want to go? 27 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,866 Anywhere but hamburgers, pizza or fried chicken. 28 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,618 Fine. We'll go to Mars. 29 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:01,121 There's that new sushi restaurant on Elm Street. 30 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,206 Sushi? Hey maybe this is just one of those things 31 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:06,501 you hear on the playground, but isn't that raw fish? 32 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:08,503 As usual, the playground has the facts right, 33 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:10,380 but missed the point entirely. 34 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:12,966 Sushi is considered quite a delicacy. 35 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:14,926 - Please, Homer. Can't we try it? - No! 36 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:17,345 Please Dad, this argument humiliates us both. 37 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:18,972 If I said no the first time, 38 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:21,599 what makes you think I'm gonna say yes the second time? 39 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,726 Nothing, but you may say yes the 99th time. 40 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:24,644 Try me. 41 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:25,895 - Please, Dad. - No. 42 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,248 - Please, Dad? Please, Dad? - No. No. 43 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,190 - Please, Dad? Please, Dad? - No. No. 44 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,276 - Please, Dad. - Okay, okay. 45 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,823 Ureshii mase! 46 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:38,741 Please, do not be alarmed. 47 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,327 Our chefs are just saying hello. 48 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,662 Okay. 49 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:44,205 Hello! 50 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,249 This is our karaoke bar. 51 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:49,210 Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping 52 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,838 with drunken Japanese businessmen. 53 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:53,715 I am Akira, your waiter. 54 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:54,883 May I take your order? 55 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,260 What would you recommend for a family 56 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,012 that's not sure they should be here? 57 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:01,598 The sushi surprise... A little bit of everything. 58 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,600 It is very non-threatening. 59 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:04,934 I'll have one of those. 60 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,312 - Make it two. - Akira, my good man. 61 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:08,646 I'd like two sharks, an octopus 62 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,190 - and an eel. - Very good. 63 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,834 Do you have any giant squid? The kind that drags men 64 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,736 - to their deaths? - Not today. Sir? 65 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:17,238 It's so hard to choose. 66 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,698 It all looks so terrible. 67 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:21,492 Just bring me one of these, and one of these, 68 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:22,576 and one of those. 69 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:31,961 What do you think, master? 70 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,380 No, no, no. Toshiro, that squid looks like 71 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:37,342 it's been hacked by a blind woodsman. 72 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:39,802 Hang your head in shame. 73 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,144 Good thing I'm open-minded. 74 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,607 Not bad. Interesting. 75 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:55,902 Let's try this little pink one here. 76 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:58,154 Very good. And another one. 77 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:01,074 Boy, this fish is delish. 78 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:07,914 Hi, my name is Richie Sakai. 79 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:10,375 I'm an anesthesiologist, 80 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:13,753 and I'd like to dedicate this next song 81 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:15,296 to my wife, Patty. 82 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:20,385 ♪ I was born in the wagon of a traveling show ♪ 83 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:22,887 ♪ Mama used to dance for the money they'd throw ♪ 84 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:27,809 ♪ Papa would do whatever he could ♪ 85 00:04:27,892 --> 00:04:30,103 Ooh! And two of these things. 86 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:32,105 - Two uni? - And, ooh, ooh, 87 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:34,565 I don't believe I've tried the flying fish roll. 88 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:36,526 I recommend it with a roe quail egg on top. 89 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:37,986 You're the doctor. 90 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:41,739 ♪♪ 91 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,574 ♪ Who's the black private dick ♪ 92 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:46,286 ♪ That's the sex machine to all the chicks? ♪ 93 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,453 ♪ Shaft ♪ 94 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,289 ♪ You're damn right ♪ 95 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,582 ♪ Who's the cat that won't cop out ♪ 96 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:54,294 ♪ When there's danger all about? ♪ 97 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,087 ♪ Shaft ♪ 98 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:57,880 ♪ Right on ♪ 99 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,508 There's got to be something I haven't tried. 100 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:02,719 Hey, what's this? Fugu. 101 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,471 It is blowfish, sir, 102 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,140 but I should warn you that one... 103 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:11,102 Come on, pal. Fugu me! 104 00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:13,813 ♪ They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother... ♪ 105 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:15,606 ♪ Shut your mouth ♪ 106 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:16,792 ♪ But I'm talkin' about Shaft ♪ 107 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,152 ♪ Then I can dig it ♪ 108 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,112 ♪ He's a complicated man ♪ 109 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:24,574 ♪ But no one understands him but his woman ♪ 110 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,200 ♪ John Shaft ♪ 111 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,870 She's here. 112 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:30,788 Cover for me. 113 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:32,248 One fugu. 114 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,084 Not fugu. If it is cut improperly it's... 115 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,587 Yes, yes, it is poisonous, potentially fatal, 116 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:41,341 but, if sliced properly, it can be quite tasty. 117 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,092 I must get master. 118 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,597 Miss Krabappel. 119 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,559 Your hair smells so... so clean. 120 00:05:51,642 --> 00:05:54,395 Master, you are needed in the kitchen. 121 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,397 I said cover for me, damn it! 122 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,983 But, master, we need your skilled hands. 123 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:02,403 My skilled hands are busy. You do it! 124 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,577 Poison, poison. Tasty fish. 125 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:17,126 Concentrate. Concentrate. 126 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,753 I want fugu! 127 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:24,509 Fan-fugu-tastic. 128 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,014 No! 129 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,649 Beautiful language, isn't it, Marge? 130 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,818 For God's sake, don't eat another bite. 131 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,236 I couldn't possibly. 132 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:45,780 Mr. Simpsonsan, I shall be blunt. 133 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:48,199 We have reason to believe you have eaten... 134 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:50,451 - poison. - Poison! Wha! 135 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,578 What should I do? What should I do? Tell me quick. 136 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,288 No need to panic. 137 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,833 There's a map to the hospital on the back of the menu. 138 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,503 Try something new, Homer. 139 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:02,588 What will it hurt you, Homer? 140 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,882 I never heard of a poison pork chop. 141 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,635 Um, your wife agreed that I should break this to you. 142 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:08,845 No need, doc. 143 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,513 I can read Marge like a book. 144 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,517 Whoo! It's good news, isn't it? 145 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,144 No, Mr. Simpson. 146 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:18,646 If in fact you've consumed the venom of the blowfish... 147 00:07:18,729 --> 00:07:21,649 And from what the chef has told me, it's quite probable... 148 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:24,735 You have 24 hours to live. 149 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:27,488 - 24 hours! - Well, 22. 150 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,012 I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long. 151 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:30,408 Marge 152 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:32,368 I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. 153 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,538 Well, if there's one consolation 154 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:38,124 it's that you'll feel no pain at all 155 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:39,476 until some time tomorrow evening 156 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,252 when your heart suddenly explodes. 157 00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:43,754 Now a little death anxiety is normal. 158 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,590 You can expect to go through five stages. 159 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:46,966 The first is denial. 160 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:48,801 No way, because I'm not dying. 161 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,405 - Second is anger. - Why, you little... 162 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,389 Then after that comes fear. 163 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,057 What's after fear? What's after fear? 164 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,101 - Bargaining. - Doc, you gotta get me out of this. 165 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,370 I'll make it worth your while. 166 00:07:58,394 --> 00:07:59,979 And finally, acceptance. 167 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:02,148 Well, we all got to go sometime. 168 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:04,150 Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me. 169 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:06,277 I should leave you two alone. 170 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,071 Perhaps this pamphlet will be helpful. 171 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:23,211 Hello, Marge, hello. 172 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,546 I'm the one who's dying, not you. 173 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:28,716 I'm sorry, Homer. 174 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:30,426 Have you thought about what you want 175 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,594 to tell the kids? 176 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,763 Nothing. It'll just upset them. 177 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,473 I want my last hours of family life 178 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,141 to be happy ones. 179 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,978 Well, have you decided what you want to do tomorrow? 180 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:42,062 Almost. 181 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,692 Good. Aw! 182 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:50,321 I'm not done yet, Marge. 183 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:53,658 What's that word you use for when you and I... 184 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:56,285 - You know. - When we're intimate? 185 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,454 Be intimate with Marge. 186 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,040 Aw... Can I just make one suggestion? 187 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:03,793 Can we get up early and watch the sunrise together? 188 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:07,213 Watch the sunrise. 189 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:11,884 Till 6:00 a.m., my dearest darling, 190 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,262 and my last day on Earth. 191 00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:26,857 11:30! 192 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,526 That's just great. 193 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,861 Marge, why did you let me sleep so late? 194 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,488 You looked so peaceful lying there. 195 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,907 There'll be plenty of time for that! 196 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,576 I got tons of important stuff to do. 197 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,077 Bart. Bart! 198 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,288 "Have man-to-man with Bart." 199 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:43,666 Come here, boy. 200 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:44,749 Man. 201 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,461 No! 202 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,880 I just want to have a heart-to-heart talk. 203 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,174 You know, Bart, 204 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,260 after me, you're the man around the house. 205 00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:56,554 And that means you're gonna have to help out... 206 00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:58,222 Aw, come on, I do plenty around here. 207 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,117 Lisa never lifts a finger Why don't you go yell at her? 208 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:03,477 Shut up, Bart! This is good stuff. 209 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,438 I want to share something with you. 210 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:08,441 The three little sentences that will get you through life. 211 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:10,985 Number one... Cover for me. 212 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:13,487 Number two... Good idea, boss. 213 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,989 Number three... 214 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:16,824 It was like that when I got here. 215 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:18,993 - Hey, this is good stuff. - Told 'ya. Now c'mon. 216 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,429 You're going to learn how to shave. 217 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:25,916 And finally, the little spot under your nose. 218 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,086 Next, we take some toilet paper, 219 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,213 tear off some teensy little squares 220 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:34,967 and stick one there... and there... 221 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,677 and anyplace you're bleeding. 222 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,262 There and there. Don't worry. 223 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,181 The blood will hold it right on your face. 224 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:43,392 And now... some aftershave. 225 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,603 Oooh! Eee! 226 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:48,439 Hnnn! Ooh! 227 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,191 Son of a...! 228 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,984 - And that's how we shave. - Ooh... 229 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,569 D' 230 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,820 Why, you little... 231 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,405 It was like that when I got here. 232 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,742 That's my boy. 233 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:03,162 "Listen to Lisa play her sax." 234 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:04,872 ♪♪ 235 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:06,123 Hi, Dad. 236 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,125 Want me to cut out this infernal racket? 237 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,002 Let me hear you play. 238 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,296 - Why? - Does a father have to explain? 239 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,924 Let's just share your gift. Okay? 240 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,134 ♪♪ 241 00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:30,439 Yeah, that's more like it. 242 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,526 Ho-ho! Whoo! 243 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:38,072 ♪ I want to be in that number ♪ 244 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:41,951 ♪ When the saints go over there ♪ 245 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,994 ♪ Over there! ♪ 246 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:47,081 ♪ Over there! ♪ 247 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,129 "Make videotape for Maggie." 248 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,716 Simpson, what a pleasant surprise. 249 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,217 We were just pulling taffy. 250 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,219 Gee, the fun never stops at the Flanders house, 251 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,388 - does it? - No siree, Bob. 252 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,682 Hey, Flanders, could I borrow your camcorder? 253 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:05,765 Okie-dokle. 254 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:09,895 Hey, why don't you your family 255 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,480 come over for a barbecue tomorrow? 256 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,399 - No, thanks. - Are you sure? 257 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,836 We got that new propane beauty just sittin' in the back yard. 258 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,653 - No, I don't... - It's crying out 259 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,797 to cook up some good eatin'. 260 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,865 Flanders! I said I didn't... 261 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:22,199 Tomorrow? 262 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,452 Sure, what the hey. 263 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,954 I'd love to come to your barbecue. 264 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,497 Heh-heh-heh. 265 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:32,501 I'll even bring the thickest, juiciest T-bones 266 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,585 you've ever seen. 267 00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,671 Sounds terrif. 268 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,715 The joke's on him. 269 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,049 I'll be dead by then. 270 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,136 Is that it? 271 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:46,682 This is a videotape for my daughter, Maggie. 272 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,642 Hi, Maggie. 273 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:51,187 I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave. 274 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,939 Whoo-hoo! 275 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,567 Hope that didn't scare you. 276 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,611 Well, Maggie, you're grown up now, 277 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:01,280 and unless you taped over this, you're probably wondering 278 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,532 what kind of man your father was. 279 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,618 He was a simple man. A kind man. 280 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:08,329 A gentle man who loved his children and... 281 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,538 D' 282 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,664 Hello! 283 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,708 Yeah, he's here. Who is this? 284 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,251 Bart's friend, Milhouse? 285 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,212 Bart, get your butt down here! 286 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,969 Dad? 287 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,471 It's you. What do you want? 288 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,932 Dad, we've never been too close, have we? 289 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,225 Not to my knowledge. 290 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,101 Never went fishing or played catch 291 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,062 or even hugged each other. 292 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,247 We never danced the hootchy-koo either. 293 00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,856 What's your point? 294 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,567 I just want you to know 295 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,236 that I love you, Dad. 296 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,071 You do? 297 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:45,199 Son, I love you too. 298 00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:46,784 Hey, how about a hug? 299 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,369 - Dad. - Sonny-boy. 300 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,870 - Papa! - Junior! 301 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,580 My old man. 302 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,582 Well, I got to go. 303 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,086 Son, no. We got a lot of catching up to do. 304 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,255 Whaddaya say we go fishing? 305 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,674 Gee, Dad, if I wasn't on such a tight schedule... 306 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,802 Well, I... 307 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,304 Let's get some worms. 308 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,808 Ooh! 309 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:11,809 Hey! 310 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,352 Well, no time for that. 311 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,709 Aw, I really wanted to do that one. 312 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,777 I got you! 313 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,988 Aargh! 314 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:26,365 Gee, Dad, way to hog my last moments. 315 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,325 Just a quick game of hacky-sack. 316 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,914 I love you, son. 317 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,418 Yeah, yeah. Gee, the old guy's a little love-starved. 318 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:41,130 Get moving, you hunk of junk. I gotta make up for lost time. 319 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,339 D' 320 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:49,471 I'm sorry, officer. I know I was going too fast. 321 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,315 - Just give me a ticket. - I beg your pardon? 322 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,766 Just give me a ticket! 323 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,311 Whoa. That sounded like an order. 324 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,897 I pay my taxes, and they pay your salary. 325 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:01,859 So when I say give me a ticket, just give me a ticket. 326 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,820 Maybe we don't want to give you a ticket. 327 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,364 Maybe we wanna haul your butt in, wise guy. 328 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:12,328 Look what else your tax dollars pay for? 329 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,337 ♪♪ 330 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,800 That's sort of nice. What are you in for? 331 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,886 Atmosphere. 332 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:31,805 Okay, flash, you get one phone call. 333 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:35,517 Wait. I can't call Marge. 334 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,995 It's our last day on Earth together. 335 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,354 I can't drag her into this mess. 336 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,273 I know... I'll call Barney. 337 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:46,612 ♪ Nobody's here, nobody's here, nobody's here ♪ 338 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:49,949 Damn those novelty telephone answering machine tapes! 339 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,992 Thanks a lot, Barney! 340 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,637 I just wasted my one phone call on your... 341 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:57,915 Wait! I'm home, I'm home. Hi, Homer. 342 00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,583 You gotta help me Barney, I'm in jail. 343 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,252 You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. 344 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,587 Hi, neighbor. 345 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,256 I can see you! 346 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,717 Aah! Just get over here and bring 50 bucks for bail. 347 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,386 50 bucks?! 348 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,096 What did you do, kill a judge? 349 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:15,140 Where am I gonna get 50 bucks? 350 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,186 Hey. Pizza! 351 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,818 Why are we all dressed up? 352 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,570 Because sometimes it's fun to dress up for dinner. 353 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,322 Why are we using the good china? 354 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:33,158 Because sometimes it's fun to use the good china. 355 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,284 What's with the candles? 356 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,328 Sometimes it's fun to use candles. 357 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,746 Why are we waiting for Dad? 358 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,375 Because we love your father and enjoy his company. 359 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,335 Why are we really waiting for Dad? 360 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:49,883 Ha! $48.70. 361 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,177 You know, we don't usually take rusty money. 362 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:56,724 You're dying, and you weren't even going to stop at Moe's 363 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,892 for a last beer with your buddies? 364 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:03,355 Hey Barney, look, it was on my list 365 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,608 along with a lot of other things I didn't get to do today. 366 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,193 Hey, my boss! 367 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,447 Smithers, check out the luscious pair on that redhead. 368 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,282 That's it, baby. 369 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,491 Work those ankles. 370 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:15,826 Ring-a-ding-ding, sir. 371 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,829 Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts! 372 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,497 Who the Sam Hill was that? 373 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,000 Why it's... Homer Simpson, sir. 374 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,626 One of the schmoes from Sector Seven-G. 375 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,045 Simpson? 376 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,006 I want him in my office at 9:00 Monday morning. 377 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:32,092 We'll see who eats whose shorts. 378 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,094 Wow, of all the luck. 379 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,512 To think I almost died 380 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,015 without telling the boss to eat my shorts. 381 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,434 Homer, come on. 382 00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,728 You got time for one last beer. 383 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:43,979 Please! 384 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,107 I got to call Marge. 385 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,734 Ha! 386 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,070 Hello, Moe's Tavern. 387 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,863 Birthplace of the Rob Roy. 388 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,074 Is Seymour there? Last name Butts. 389 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,575 Just a sec. 390 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:59,036 Hey, is there a Butts here? 391 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,580 Seymour Butts? 392 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,917 Hey, everybody, I want a Seymour Butts! 393 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,629 Wait a minute. 394 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,506 Listen, you little scum-sucking, pus bucket. 395 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,382 When I get my hands on you 396 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:15,344 I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew. 397 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,223 It was busy. 398 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:22,851 Moe, another last beer, please. 399 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,771 Guys, keep it down. 400 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,856 I got some last words. 401 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,235 I never told you this before, but sometimes when I'm at work 402 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,654 I think of you and smile. 403 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,280 So often I think that... 404 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,826 Words won't do it. I love you, Moe. 405 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,285 Please, not in public. 406 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,745 You better be dying. 407 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:42,871 I love you, Barney. 408 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,790 Whoa! How European. 409 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:47,863 C'mon, Barney. I got to get home. 410 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,839 Faster, Barney, faster. 411 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,007 I'm twirling as fast as I can. 412 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,261 I can't wait any longer. 413 00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,595 Hold on, Marge. 414 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,181 I'm coming home, baby! 415 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,893 Come on, come on. 416 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,897 Where can he be? 417 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,901 Marge! Marge! 418 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,570 Homer! 419 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:15,779 There's no time to explain. 420 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,490 Love you, love you, love you. 421 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,785 I wrote a poem for you this afternoon, Homer. 422 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,745 It's called "To a Husband." 423 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,955 Okay, okay. 424 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,333 "The blackened clouds are forming..." 425 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,543 Give me a break, Marge. 426 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,461 "Soon the rain will fall. 427 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,213 "My dear one is departing 428 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:37,634 "But first, please heed this call 429 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,387 "That always will I love you 430 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,931 My one, my love, my all." 431 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,933 That was beautiful. 432 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,950 Good-bye, Maggie. 433 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,077 Stay as sweet as you are. 434 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,998 Good-bye, Lisa. 435 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,792 I know you'll make me proud. 436 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,880 Good-bye, Bart. 437 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,008 I like your sheets. 438 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,680 The good book. 439 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,058 On tape? 440 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:29,144 Ooh, it's read by Larry King. 441 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,191 Hi, I'm Larry King. 442 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:37,778 In the beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth 443 00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,613 and the Earth was without form... 444 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,991 Alzeah begat Phineas, Phineas begat Abushua, and... 445 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,203 begat Ahamas, Ahamas begat... 446 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,207 onward, Amariah begat Aerito, Aerito begat... 447 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,753 Shalam begat Hilchia... 448 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,731 and he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children 449 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,882 and the heart of the children to their fathers 450 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,343 lest I come and smite the Earth with a curse. 451 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,220 Well, that's it. 452 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:04,096 My old friend Duke Seaver's standing by. 453 00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:05,597 We'll get some coffee. 454 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,224 We'll get some matzo ball soup. 455 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,934 I love the San Antonio Spurs, by the way, 456 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,411 If you're betting in the N.B.A. this year, 457 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,895 I think they're gonna win it all. 458 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,815 So I guess there's nothing more to say but... 459 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,242 Homer? 460 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,494 Homer? 461 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,334 Homer... 462 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:38,046 Homer... 463 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:42,676 His drool... it's warm. 464 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,263 He's alive! 465 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:49,725 Homer! Homer, wake up! You're alive! 466 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,160 - Marge, stop it. Cut it out. - Wake up, you're alive! 467 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,227 You're alive! You're alive! 468 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,104 What are you talking about? 469 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,440 - You're alive! - I'm alive! 470 00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:59,568 I'm alive, and I couldn't be happier! 471 00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:01,987 From this day forward, 472 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:04,573 I vow to live life to its fullest. 473 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,828 Strike! That's three in a row. 474 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:11,580 That's right. Let's see that one again. 475 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,457 Yeah, here we go. Here he comes. 476 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:16,126 Note the excellent wrist action. 477 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,128 It's just about to go into the gutter 478 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:20,255 and then a nice spin. 479 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,974 - Ouch! A split. - My, my. 480 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:33,935 Well, if he makes this, he'll be down by 40 pins. 481 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,979 This match, though, is far from over, as you know. 482 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,856 Yeah, it is far from over 483 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,125 but his approach has been wrong from the beginning 484 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,942 as far as I'm concerned. 485 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,337 Well, he's an erratic bowler, Jim. 486 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,737 He tends to explode 487 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:46,156 in the seven, eight, nine frames... 488 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,705 Moline, Illinois. 489 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,141 Actually, that was Pontiac, Michigan. 490 00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,541 38 pins going into the eighth. 491 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,043 Yeah, that's right. 492 00:22:58,126 --> 00:22:59,503 Well, he's stepping up now. 493 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:02,714 In fact, he needs to get at least a spare. 494 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:04,674 Shh! 495 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:11,515 CAPTIONS ENHANCED BY ROUNDABOUT ENTERTAINMENT INC.