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A real nail-biter here at Mile High Stadium.

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The broncos down by one, and 30 
seconds left on the clock.

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Come on, Broncos, you can do it.

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And I'm joined in the broadcast booth

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by the stars of ABC's latest reality 
show, billionaire versus bear.

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Let's review the easy-to-follow 
rules of your show.

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Each of you thought you were in a race

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to plant the taco bell flag at the north pole.

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What you didn't know is, the race was a chase,

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spiced up by the presence of the betrayer.

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Well, now, the bear has a surprise for you.

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He's not really a bear, he's a tiger!

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Ho! Lookie there!

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Denver just won the ballgame!

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Oh, the Broncos won?

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Why didn't I bet on them like 
professor pigskin told me to?

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Who's professor pigskin?

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He's a pig who can predict 
football winners in advance!

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How is that possible?

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Because he's got something no gambler's ever had:

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A system!

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I've gotten the pamphlet four weeks in a row,

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and every time, the pick-of-the-week 
has been right on the money.

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Ah... I get it.

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Every week, they send out two 
pamphlets, half picking

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one team and half picking the other.

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Eventually, there's a small group of people

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who only receive the correct predictions

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and think professor pigskin is always right.

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That's when they ask for your money.

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I have money!

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Dad, it's a scam!

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A scam?! Not according to Eddie F. From Tucson,

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or football millionaire in Beloit, Michigan.

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Look, all I'm saying is, you really 
should think twice before...

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Expiration date: 06/08.

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Oh, professor pigskin told me

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to bet on the Raiders, but they look awful!

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And with 37 starting players

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out with the flu, the Oakland Raiders

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have turned to drunks conscripted from local bars.

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Spare some change, football dude?

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Now, you have a good day.

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Dad, how much money did you bet?

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Hey, I didn't bet any of our money.

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I just borrowed some from him.

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Don't worry, we can hammer out a payment plan.

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It's not my fault the Raiders lost!

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It's professor pigskin's!

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If he mentions that pig again, use two hammers.

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But the pig...

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Now, i do have a way we could settle this debt.

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We would like to use your home 
to shoot an adult film.

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Yeah, it's called lemony lick-it:

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A series of horny events.

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Marge would kill me!

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Please! There's got to be something else I can do.

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Like mow your lawn every week for two weeks.

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I can't do it next week.

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All right!

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You can shoot your gay adult film at my house.

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I didn't say anything about gay.

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I thought you guys were the gay mafia.

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They're shooting an adult film at my house tomorrow.

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How am I gonna get rid of marge and the kids?

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Well, I got these free tickets to santa's village.

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I know a guy who turns the dead

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sleigh horses into jerky and sells it to bars.

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Thanks, Moe!

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Why would we want to go to santa's village?

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It's august.

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I want to see santa--

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he can explain why he gave 
me a playstation box

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with nothing inside but a coloring book.

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It got your hopes up, didn't it?

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Homer, before I take the kids,

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I want you to swear you're not up to something.

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I swear.

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And I'd also like to know why 
your hand is in that cast.

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Because you look even more beautiful 
now than the day I married you.

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Welcome to santa's village, 
where it's christmas every day.

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Closed on christmas.

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Those reindeer look really uncomfortable.

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That's because they don't 
thrive in this environment!

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Watcha reading, Santa?

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Tom clancy's op-center.

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You don't seem very jolly.

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Well, santa got some bad medical news.

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And... action!

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We've been on this spaceship for a hundred years.

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When will we ever get to planet satisfaction?

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Hey, Homer, we..

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Angela Dare!

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Sultry Stevens !

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Yeah, what is this, a reunion 
of Fahrenheit 9 on 1?

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Guys! Get out of here!

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Homer, how'd you ever get Marge

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to go along with this?

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Look, if you promise never to tell her,

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I'll let you be in the movie.

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We just came over to borrow 
a board game, but okay.

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I've always dreamed of 
working in an adult film.

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I'll run the sound board!

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And I'll perform in the sex scenes!

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Merry christmas!

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I'm your old pal frosty the snowman!

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In your dreams.

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Frosty!

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Where's your magic top hat?

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Oh, god, please don't tell mr. Roselli

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I lost my hat again!

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My christmas present to myself this year

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was leaving that place early.

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Mom...

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I got a rash where the reindeer licked me.

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When they put santa in the ambulance,

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why'd they pull the blanket all 
the way up over his head?

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Now, look, I know this wasn't 
the greatest outing,

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but your father meant well, so 
don't let him know that we didn't...

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Are you guys almost done?

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Listen, I got a tattoo of foghorn 
leghorn on my right thigh.

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Are we gonna get into any trademark 
or copyright issues here?

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'Cause we could put a band-aid on it

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and say my character just got stabbed.

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Relax, three guys'll put their hands on it, okay?

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Now, everybody is very much in love.

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And... action!

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Homer! Is this a snuggle film?

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You're in the wrong house, lady!

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How could you allow this, 
in the room where we do puzzles!

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Honey, please, just listen 
to what I have to say.

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All right.

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I owed the mafia money.

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Where are you going?

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Away from you.

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When will you be back?

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I don't know.

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Who's going to watch the kids?

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You are.

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Me? But I'm the father!

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Boy, Homer, I've never 
see mom this mad.

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Honey, come back!

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You didn't say bye to the kids!

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Bye, Bart.

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I love you, Lisa.

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Sleep tight, Maggie.

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Today's the last day you can 
eat the yogurt in the fridge.

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Well, we better go eat that yogurt.

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It's dinnertime.

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Look, we've been down this road before.

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I do something stupid you mom 
leaves, we eat waffles.

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We're out of waffles.

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All we got is ketchup.

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You mean Homer's famous marinara sauce?

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No, I mean ketchup.

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Where's your sense of magic and wonder?!

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Come on, Marge.

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When are you going to call?

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Let it ring, play hard to get.

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That's hard enough!

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Oh, my darling, I love you!

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Please forgive me!

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Hey, Homer.

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Moe, what are you calling me for?

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You told me to call. You wanted 
to see if your phone was working.

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But what if marge tries to 
call while I'm talking to you?

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Ain't you got call waiting?

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Of course, I have call waiting, you idiot!

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I just never learned how to use it!

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I might have broken the phone.

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I better call Moe.

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Hey, Homer.

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Moe, will you get off the line?!

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I guess I better tell them I'm coming home.

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Marge, what a pleasant surprise.

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I'm at a rest stop south of Springfield.

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I know. You're sorry now.

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Then you'll buy me some Quickie Mart Flowers,

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maybe a box of candy, where half the pieces

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mysteriously have testing bites,

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and a week later you'll be back 
to your old thoughtless self.

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No, no, it's not going to 
be like that, I swear.

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Lemon cream.

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You're going in the Marge pile.

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I mean, I love you so much.

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Yeah, I love you, too.

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Hold on.

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I'll be off in a minute.

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Listen, buster, I had to buy 
a club soda I didn't want

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to get change for this phone.

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An oogly-boogly!

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Be still.

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Don't give it the phone.

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Settle down, sugar plum.

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Look what daddy's got in his pocket.

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Yummy, yummy kelp.

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Good girl, yes, yes.

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This animal means you no harm.

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She's a sweet old Florida manatee,

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also known as a sea cow or dugong.

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Hello, Marge, where do we keep the 
socks that don't smell like feet?

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I'll call you back.

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I'm Dr. Caleb Thorn, and I would do anything

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to protect a manatee except 
harm another manatee.

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What if by harming a manatee 
you could save two manatees?

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But before you answer, consider this:

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The manatee you have to harm is pregnant.

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Those are the questions that 
keep me up at night.

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I see a manatee the needs a hug.

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Hello, Marge?

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Does the pizza guy take a check?

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If so, where do we keep the checks?

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And lastly, how do you write a check?

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I think the worst part was when I realized

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that homer lied to me.

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From what you've told me,

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it sounds like what your husband did

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is nothing new.

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Exactly.

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I have a saying which goes,

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"you can't teach a manatee any tricks."

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Maybe you could just put a hat 
on him and say it's a trick.

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My point is Homer is the exact 
same man you married,

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and if there's a problem here, it's that 
you keep expecting him to change.

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He cares so much about those doggone dugongs.

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I wish I felt that kind of passion.

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Maybe I should join him on his mission.

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Hey, lady blue, while you're sitting there

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staring at the ceiling, you boyfriend's

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in the parking lot with his hands in a walrus.

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Yeah, that'll be good for business.

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Got to find your mom.

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Got to find your mom.

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Dad, I promise

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I'll be good.

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Can I get out of the dog carrier?

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It was hard enough getting you in there.

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I'm not letting you out.

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Yeah, she came through here.

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I believe she was looking to 
rekindle her passion for life.

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Ain't that right, victor?

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Oh, yes.

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Senora left for the coast

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with a rugged, yet sensitive man of science.

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Rugged? Is that the same as handsome?

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Oh, no, no.

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"Handsome" means he look at himself

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in the mirror all day. "Rugged" 
means you look at him.

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Okay, water monsters, be friendly...

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but not too friendly.

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What do I do?

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Talk to it!

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Let it know you're not a threat.

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Oh, okay. You know, up close 
you're kinda cute.

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You're a good thing.

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I know it.

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Let me clean out your ears.

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I've bonded with him!

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Where is he taking me?

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To his underwater palace.

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00:13:09,594 --> 00:13:10,630
Just kidding.

262
00:13:10,643 --> 00:13:12,218
It's a lagoon full of bugs.

263
00:13:18,974 --> 00:13:21,194
Dad, I don't think we're 
going to find mom today.

264
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,357
And I'm sick of eating 
at restaurant chains

265
00:13:23,381 --> 00:13:27,348
I've never even heard of like 
Skobo's and Dim Willie'S.

266
00:13:28,755 --> 00:13:30,599
Okay, kids, we'll stop for the day.

267
00:13:30,745 --> 00:13:32,041
I have cousins near here.

268
00:13:32,161 --> 00:13:33,083
We'll stay with them.

269
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:33,987
Country cousins?

270
00:13:34,039 --> 00:13:34,657
Are they rubes?

271
00:13:34,682 --> 00:13:35,966
'Cause I don't cotton to rubes.

272
00:13:36,111 --> 00:13:37,454
The rubiest.

273
00:13:37,629 --> 00:13:39,735
Look, a new restaurant chain.

274
00:13:40,599 --> 00:13:42,703
Can we say it's my birthday 
and get free stuff?

275
00:13:42,737 --> 00:13:45,178
We'll say it's all our birthdays.

276
00:13:45,609 --> 00:13:47,829
I cannot believe it.

277
00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:53,487
Cousin Homer, how are you?

278
00:13:53,822 --> 00:13:55,449
And this must be Bart and Lisa.

279
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,192
Well, aren't you nice-looking kids.

280
00:13:57,275 --> 00:13:59,498
Hey, do you folks want to see a quilt

281
00:13:59,537 --> 00:14:02,041
that's been in our family 
for five generations?

282
00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:04,305
I warned you he was an idiot.

283
00:14:04,918 --> 00:14:08,606
Well, all I need is some 
moonshine and someone playing

284
00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:12,090
the harmonicky and I'm as 
happy as a pig in plop.

285
00:14:12,442 --> 00:14:14,283
We're having lasagna and caesar salad.

286
00:14:14,915 --> 00:14:16,076
Don't laugh.

287
00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:18,340
They're doing the best they can.

288
00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:21,722
So, Homer, how are you?

289
00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:22,831
Oh, just great.

290
00:14:22,859 --> 00:14:23,881
Things couldn't be better.

291
00:14:25,356 --> 00:14:27,588
And how is our lovely Marge?

292
00:14:28,739 --> 00:14:32,593
She, was killed by a 
falling air conditioner.

293
00:14:32,812 --> 00:14:34,614
But that's terrible!

294
00:14:34,909 --> 00:14:36,547
It wasn't all bad.

295
00:14:36,791 --> 00:14:39,430
As part of the settlement, her 
funeral was air conditioned.

296
00:14:42,739 --> 00:14:45,175
Now if you'll excuse me, I have 
to use the outhouse again.

297
00:14:45,861 --> 00:14:47,545
Well, we don't have an outhouse.

298
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,493
My recording studio!

299
00:14:51,402 --> 00:14:54,115
So how are we related again?

300
00:14:54,177 --> 00:14:55,603
Our dogs are brothers.

301
00:14:56,111 --> 00:14:57,134
Oh, yeah.

302
00:14:58,787 --> 00:14:59,938
I see mom!

303
00:15:01,948 --> 00:15:04,459
I've got my groove back!

304
00:15:04,581 --> 00:15:05,962
We've got to tell dad!

305
00:15:06,148 --> 00:15:06,814
Where is he?

306
00:15:11,694 --> 00:15:14,328
You lost that first game to hustle me!

307
00:15:18,969 --> 00:15:22,274
I can't believe how many 
manatees we saved today.

308
00:15:22,501 --> 00:15:24,630
And the ones we can't save, 
we put to good use.

309
00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:34,778
what am I supposed to do, 
bury them at arlington?

310
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:37,661
Marge?

311
00:15:37,681 --> 00:15:38,506
Homer?

312
00:15:38,601 --> 00:15:39,959
These are for you.

313
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,273
Listen, I thought about what I did.

314
00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:45,544
And it was really, really wrong.

315
00:15:46,284 --> 00:15:47,493
I'm sorry.

316
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:50,573
Homie, I accept your apology.

317
00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:52,755
I love you, Marge.

318
00:15:53,104 --> 00:15:54,725
But I'm not coming back yet.

319
00:15:55,568 --> 00:15:57,627
I've found a place where I'm needed.

320
00:15:57,699 --> 00:15:58,987
You're needed at home!

321
00:15:59,023 --> 00:16:00,916
And treated like I deserve.

322
00:16:02,502 --> 00:16:03,709
You're needed at home!

323
00:16:03,822 --> 00:16:04,932
I'm sorry, Homie.

324
00:16:05,086 --> 00:16:08,119
I just can't find it in my 
heart to come back right now.

325
00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:10,286
Well, that's very reasonable.

326
00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:11,512
You stole my wife!

327
00:16:11,525 --> 00:16:12,498
I'll kill you!

328
00:16:12,653 --> 00:16:15,296
Homer, I have no interest 
in stealing your wife,

329
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:17,982
but Marge is getting something 
from her work with me.

330
00:16:17,969 --> 00:16:20,711
Something a strong, passionate 
woman like her needs:

331
00:16:21,205 --> 00:16:21,904
A purpose.

332
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,647
I can see why she loves you.

333
00:16:25,696 --> 00:16:26,872
She doesn't love me.

334
00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:28,450
She's just trying to find herself.

335
00:16:28,619 --> 00:16:30,580
You know everything.

336
00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:31,800
I don't know everything.

337
00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:32,750
I'm just a man.

338
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,744
And what a man!

339
00:16:38,186 --> 00:16:40,315
Okay, the key to this thing 
is the manatees.

340
00:16:40,358 --> 00:16:42,050
Is marge saving them or killing them?

341
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:42,778
Saving!

342
00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:44,096
Okay. To save the manatees,

343
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,464
I guess I could donate 
my time and money

344
00:16:46,477 --> 00:16:47,691
and help build them a...

345
00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:49,181
Screw that.

346
00:16:50,053 --> 00:16:50,532
Dad!

347
00:16:50,684 --> 00:16:52,733
Those jet skiers are headed 
right for a herd of manatees!

348
00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:58,559
Check out those gentle, 
exotic sea creatures.

349
00:16:58,596 --> 00:16:59,832
Let's whomp 'em!

350
00:17:06,246 --> 00:17:07,307
Man, I just wish

351
00:17:07,332 --> 00:17:08,619
we could see their tears.

352
00:17:11,223 --> 00:17:13,035
why don't you pick on 
someone your own size?

353
00:17:13,097 --> 00:17:14,651
They are roughly our size.

354
00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:16,495
In fact, they're bigger than us.

355
00:17:16,565 --> 00:17:19,673
Look, if it were up to me, 
I'd be harassing them with you.

356
00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:21,868
If anything, I'd be the 
guy who took it too far.

357
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,370
But I love my wife and 
I want to win her back!

358
00:17:24,621 --> 00:17:25,581
You're a brave man.

359
00:17:25,853 --> 00:17:27,161
And we respect two things:

360
00:17:27,456 --> 00:17:30,539
Bravery and tattoos that 
look like barbed wire.

361
00:17:30,638 --> 00:17:31,320
Let's go.

362
00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:36,557
Rubes!

363
00:17:38,312 --> 00:17:40,285
What did you call us?

364
00:17:40,317 --> 00:17:41,425
Catch me if you can!

365
00:17:53,612 --> 00:17:54,910
Manatees-- defend!

366
00:18:12,196 --> 00:18:13,947
Attention jet skiers.

367
00:18:14,072 --> 00:18:18,623
I have a court order here requiring
you to vacate these waters.

368
00:18:18,734 --> 00:18:21,238
No court order's gonna tell me what to do.

369
00:18:21,415 --> 00:18:22,430
Oh, man--

370
00:18:22,462 --> 00:18:23,531
it's notarized!

371
00:18:23,691 --> 00:18:24,677
Let's boogie!

372
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,975
Homer, are you okay?

373
00:18:29,148 --> 00:18:30,393
How many fingers am I holding up?

374
00:18:30,605 --> 00:18:33,072
Poor dumb country mouse.

375
00:18:33,298 --> 00:18:34,704
Can't even count.

376
00:18:37,356 --> 00:18:38,256
My sweet,

377
00:18:38,281 --> 00:18:39,156
sweet Homie!

378
00:18:39,171 --> 00:18:42,363
You sacrificed yourself for the manatees.

379
00:18:43,526 --> 00:18:44,772
Rubes...

380
00:18:44,803 --> 00:18:46,776
so many rubeS...

381
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,861
pounding me with their jet skis...

382
00:18:49,324 --> 00:18:50,286
rubes.

383
00:18:50,371 --> 00:18:52,616
Please, no, rubes.

384
00:18:59,546 --> 00:19:02,042
I'm gonna take you home and fix you up,

385
00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:04,845
'cause you're the real endangered species--

386
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,893
a devoted husband.

387
00:19:10,472 --> 00:19:13,775
Marge, I'm always amazed you chose me.

388
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,400
And I always will.

389
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,636
I'm starting to think I should find a woman.

390
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,754
Yeah, miranda was nice, but I'm not driving

391
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:30,148
to corpus christi every time 
she needs a light bulb changed.

392
00:19:30,975 --> 00:19:31,567
Amen.

393
00:19:31,683 --> 00:19:34,803
Hey, since we got the kids 
with us, why don't we all take

394
00:19:34,902 --> 00:19:37,294
a few days of much-needed r and r?

395
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,029
Don't you have to be back at work?

396
00:19:39,113 --> 00:19:39,607
Yes.

397
00:19:39,785 --> 00:19:42,655
But I've got a friend who 
owes me a solid.

398
00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:48,945
Smithers, who is this barrel-chested go-getter?

399
00:19:51,205 --> 00:19:54,191
I believe it's a manatee 
posing as homer simpson, sir.

400
00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:56,989
Oh, that's cute.

401
00:19:57,024 --> 00:19:59,228
I think this is the beginning 
of a beautiful friendship.

402
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:02,223
Actually, sir, I believe he's 
about to die of dehydration.

403
00:20:02,455 --> 00:20:03,106
Good heavens!

404
00:20:03,279 --> 00:20:04,860
Grab a sponge, man!

405
00:20:09,614 --> 00:20:12,108
You might not ever get rich

406
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:14,394
but let me tell ya, it's

407
00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:15,889
better than diggin' a ditch

408
00:20:17,459 --> 00:20:19,279
there ain't no tellin'

409
00:20:19,308 --> 00:20:20,833
who you might meet

410
00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:23,104
a movie star or maybe

411
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:24,900
even an indian chief

412
00:20:24,936 --> 00:20:26,827
workin' at the car wash...

413
00:20:29,956 --> 00:20:30,681
...car wash

414
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:36,500
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