1 00:00:37,272 --> 00:00:40,190 It's Channel 6 Action News. 2 00:00:41,943 --> 00:00:43,817 Ah, Action News. 3 00:00:43,986 --> 00:00:46,987 The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence. 4 00:00:47,155 --> 00:00:50,239 Now here's your Action anchor, Kent Brockman. 5 00:00:50,408 --> 00:00:52,780 Hello, I'm Kent Blackmail! Our (up stories tonight: 6 00:00:52,951 --> 00:00:55,241 A tremendous explosion in the price of lumber. 7 00:00:55,412 --> 00:00:57,736 "President Reagan dyes... 8 00:00:57,914 --> 00:01:01,033 ...his hair," says Gary Trudeau in his new musical comedy review. 9 00:01:01,208 --> 00:01:04,494 But first let's check the death count from the killer storm... 10 00:01:04,669 --> 00:01:07,421 ...bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow. 11 00:01:09,131 --> 00:01:12,748 As of now, the death count is zero. But it is ready to shout right up. 12 00:01:13,009 --> 00:01:16,626 Oh, my God! Damn you, snow! 13 00:01:16,845 --> 00:01:19,799 All right! Snow day! No school tomorrow! 14 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:24,635 That doesn't mean no book report. What if the weatherman is wrong? 15 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:27,680 Lisa, that man is a professional meteorologist. 16 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:30,855 Kent, I'd like to remind everybody to come down and watch me... 17 00:01:31,023 --> 00:01:34,391 ...at the Springfield Laugh and Brew and Burgers and Fries on Saturday. 18 00:01:34,568 --> 00:01:38,434 The forecast calls for a 75% chance of hilarity. 19 00:01:38,654 --> 00:01:40,066 I like those odds. 20 00:01:42,032 --> 00:01:43,657 Snowball fight! 21 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:54,949 You're gonna eat a blizzard of... 22 00:01:55,167 --> 00:01:57,124 ...unseasonable warmth? 23 00:01:57,294 --> 00:02:00,461 I made the snowball from the frost in our freezer. 24 00:02:02,464 --> 00:02:04,754 Nice P.J.s, Simpson. 25 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:07,131 Did your mommy buy them for you? 26 00:02:07,510 --> 00:02:09,384 Of course she did. Who else would have? 27 00:02:11,138 --> 00:02:15,847 All right, Simpson. You win this round. 28 00:02:16,475 --> 00:02:18,350 Okay, it's book report time. 29 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:22,261 We'll do them alphabetically. Today it's A through M. 30 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:25,766 I'm saved! I love being a Simpson. 31 00:02:25,983 --> 00:02:27,608 Let's see. We have no A's. 32 00:02:27,776 --> 00:02:29,900 So let's go right to the B's. Bart. 33 00:02:31,279 --> 00:02:32,737 Mrs. Krabappel... 34 00:02:32,905 --> 00:02:35,194 ...I didn't... 35 00:02:35,365 --> 00:02:37,358 Attention. This is Principal Skinner... 36 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:40,612 ...your principal, with a message from the principal's office. 37 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:43,449 All students proceed immediately to an assembly... 38 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,371 ...in the Bullhead Memorial Auditorium. 39 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,204 Damn it, I wish we hadn't let the students name that. 40 00:02:48,417 --> 00:02:52,202 Children, the times they are becoming quite different. 41 00:02:52,546 --> 00:02:54,954 Test scores are at an all-time low. 42 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:58,168 So I've come up with these academic alerts! 43 00:02:58,342 --> 00:03:02,208 You will receive one as soon as your grades start to slip in any subject. 44 00:03:02,387 --> 00:03:05,506 Your parents won't have to wait until report cards to punish you. 45 00:03:05,723 --> 00:03:07,597 How innovative. I like it. 46 00:03:07,933 --> 00:03:11,680 Hey, Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: Beat up Martin. 47 00:03:16,064 --> 00:03:17,476 Bah! 48 00:03:17,774 --> 00:03:20,941 All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph. 49 00:03:21,110 --> 00:03:23,600 I won! I won! 50 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,363 No. No, Ralph. This means you're failing English. 51 00:03:28,574 --> 00:03:31,776 Me fail English? That's "unpossible." 52 00:03:31,993 --> 00:03:36,157 Muntz, Nelson. You're failing history, geography and math. 53 00:03:36,372 --> 00:03:40,582 -But you're doing quite well in home ec. -Hey! Keep it down, man. 54 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:42,334 Simpson... 55 00:03:42,502 --> 00:03:44,209 ...Lisa. 56 00:03:44,378 --> 00:03:47,913 Grades are all I have. What could I be failing? 57 00:03:48,131 --> 00:03:50,337 I'm smart and a teacher's pet. 58 00:03:52,343 --> 00:03:57,419 Gym?! That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! 59 00:04:05,269 --> 00:04:08,721 Lisa, your father and I are very concerned about this warning. 60 00:04:08,939 --> 00:04:10,979 I really hope you try harder. 61 00:04:11,399 --> 00:04:15,444 That's all of them. And I'm so proud you didn't try to forge my name. 62 00:04:15,611 --> 00:04:17,022 How about a present, son? 63 00:04:17,237 --> 00:04:19,396 Well, I could use a new pair of hockey skates. 64 00:04:19,614 --> 00:04:21,738 -Done and done. -That's not fair. 65 00:04:21,949 --> 00:04:24,737 Why is Bart getting a present, and I'm getting chewed out? 66 00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:27,235 Ah, the mysteries of life. 67 00:04:27,412 --> 00:04:28,740 Tell you what, Simpson. 68 00:04:28,955 --> 00:04:33,000 I won't fail you if you join one of those Pee Wee teams outside the school. 69 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:36,126 You mean, where parents push kids into vicious competition... 70 00:04:36,294 --> 00:04:38,868 ...to compensate for their own failed dreams of glory? 71 00:04:39,088 --> 00:04:40,665 Look, I don't need this. 72 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:43,876 I inhaled my favorite whistle this morning. 73 00:04:59,062 --> 00:05:03,972 Children, that was our only ball. There'll be no team this year. 74 00:05:08,111 --> 00:05:12,771 Mom, this is really scary. I'm gonna get my first F ever. 75 00:05:12,948 --> 00:05:16,732 Cheer up. So you're not good at sports. It's a very small part of life. 76 00:05:16,951 --> 00:05:19,620 Sports, sports, sports, sports 77 00:05:19,828 --> 00:05:24,323 Marge, Bart rides up in the front seat today because he's a good guy at sports. 78 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:27,203 I think Lisa needs to feel a little special tonight. 79 00:05:27,376 --> 00:05:30,412 How about letting her ride up front too? 80 00:05:30,962 --> 00:05:32,290 I tried. 81 00:05:34,798 --> 00:05:37,882 Okay, son. Just remember to have fun out there today. 82 00:05:38,051 --> 00:05:43,388 -And if you lose, I'll kill you! -Oh, Dad. 83 00:05:50,602 --> 00:05:52,310 All right, Pigs, beat those Gougers. 84 00:05:57,566 --> 00:06:01,314 I could've been equipment manager, but no! 85 00:06:12,745 --> 00:06:14,986 Our goalie cannot stand up. 86 00:06:15,163 --> 00:06:16,539 Tell you what, get some rope. 87 00:06:32,218 --> 00:06:34,792 Defense! Defense! Come on! You call that blowing! 88 00:06:38,307 --> 00:06:41,888 Oh, yes, we won! We won! We won! 89 00:06:42,059 --> 00:06:44,894 Unfortunately, since I bet on the other team... 90 00:06:45,062 --> 00:06:46,936 ...we won't be going for pizza. 91 00:06:47,939 --> 00:06:52,600 We", buy, you won. 50 I'm gonna live up to my side of the agreement. 92 00:06:52,818 --> 00:06:55,487 Here's your turtle, alive and well. 93 00:06:55,653 --> 00:06:58,406 Aw, thanks, Dad. 94 00:06:59,115 --> 00:07:01,320 How about some adulation from my little sister? 95 00:07:01,533 --> 00:07:05,151 Wow, Bart, I'm so impressed you were able to give Milhouse a concussion. 96 00:07:05,369 --> 00:07:07,030 Aw, you're just jealous. 97 00:07:07,204 --> 00:07:11,664 Because...you...stink...at...sports! 98 00:07:11,875 --> 00:07:13,701 -Cut it out, Bart! -What the...? 99 00:07:15,878 --> 00:07:20,670 You know, I wonder if her skills will transfer over to the game of hockey. 100 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:25,134 Well, only one way to be sure. Heads up, little girl! 101 00:07:28,262 --> 00:07:30,386 The goalie of my dreams! 102 00:07:32,641 --> 00:07:35,511 Let's try a hard one to make sure it wasn't a fluke. 103 00:07:38,229 --> 00:07:41,846 Hey! Way to knock out my teeth! 104 00:07:42,023 --> 00:07:44,514 Yeah, that's it, Milhouse. Keep up the chatter. 105 00:07:49,362 --> 00:07:53,775 Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't... 106 00:07:53,949 --> 00:07:56,440 ...it's that girls should stick to girl sports. 107 00:07:56,618 --> 00:08:00,829 Such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such. 108 00:08:01,038 --> 00:08:03,707 I think women should be able to play any sport men play. 109 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:07,954 But hockey is so violent and dangerous. Look at Milhouse's teeth. 110 00:08:08,127 --> 00:08:09,918 Mom, will you stop showing us these? 111 00:08:10,087 --> 00:08:12,211 I have to join the team or I'll get an F... 112 00:08:12,381 --> 00:08:15,085 ...that will haunt me for the rest of my life. 113 00:08:16,217 --> 00:08:19,503 I now pronounce you president of these United-- 114 00:08:19,678 --> 00:08:23,046 Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our president-elect... 115 00:08:23,222 --> 00:08:25,097 ...got an F in second-grade gym class! 116 00:08:26,642 --> 00:08:31,600 In that case, I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. 117 00:08:31,771 --> 00:08:33,562 Don't worry. It's just a name. 118 00:08:37,901 --> 00:08:40,273 He said it was just a name! 119 00:08:40,444 --> 00:08:43,647 What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula. 120 00:08:47,408 --> 00:08:49,863 Do you have my teeth? 121 00:08:51,536 --> 00:08:52,864 No. 122 00:08:56,332 --> 00:08:59,285 Okay, hotshots. Now that my daughter is on your team... 123 00:08:59,459 --> 00:09:01,618 ...I want to make a few things clear. 124 00:09:01,836 --> 00:09:03,793 Please, Dad. I'll be fine. 125 00:09:05,339 --> 00:09:09,585 I don't want anyone to give her a hard time just because she's different. 126 00:09:09,759 --> 00:09:12,000 No jokes, no taunting-- 127 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:15,846 Look! That kid's got bosoms! Who's got a wet towel? 128 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,262 Come here, you butterball. 129 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:22,725 Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate! 130 00:09:31,193 --> 00:09:33,813 I can't watch. I don't know how you two can sit here... 131 00:09:33,986 --> 00:09:36,940 ...laughing at poor Lisa while she's probably scared to death. 132 00:09:37,114 --> 00:09:42,321 We're laughing with her, Marge. There's a big difference. 133 00:09:46,746 --> 00:09:48,075 With her. 134 00:09:48,289 --> 00:09:50,413 You really think I did okay out there, Mom? 135 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:55,203 Absolutely, honey. By blocking the net, I really think you helped your team. 136 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:58,419 Okay, little buddy. Hop in. 137 00:10:00,049 --> 00:10:02,338 I mean my little girl buddy. 138 00:10:02,551 --> 00:10:06,797 That's very nice, but it's wrong for you to reward violent, competitive behavior. 139 00:10:06,971 --> 00:10:10,553 However, I will sit up front with you if it's a fatherly gesture of love. 140 00:10:10,765 --> 00:10:12,307 Okay, hon. 141 00:10:12,475 --> 00:10:15,927 Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here! 142 00:10:37,286 --> 00:10:39,659 We're having our best season ever. 143 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:43,738 And I would like to say that it is because of teamwork. 144 00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:46,710 Gee, who am I kidding, huh? It's all because of Lisa. 145 00:10:46,919 --> 00:10:49,125 Let's hear it for Lisa! 146 00:10:51,381 --> 00:10:54,713 Hey, Bart. If Lisa's better than you at hockey... 147 00:10:54,925 --> 00:10:58,673 ...does that mean you're gonna become better than her at school? 148 00:10:59,053 --> 00:11:04,973 Maybe I will, Milhouse. Maybe I will. 149 00:11:08,686 --> 00:11:11,474 Who can tell me the capital of Spain? Bart Simpson. 150 00:11:11,647 --> 00:11:14,897 The square root of 36? Bart Simpson. 151 00:11:15,066 --> 00:11:17,439 Who freed the slaves? Bart Simpson. 152 00:11:17,693 --> 00:11:20,066 Bart Simpson. Bart Simpson. 153 00:11:20,237 --> 00:11:24,151 Bart Simpson, stop raising your hand. You haven't had one right answer today. 154 00:11:24,365 --> 00:11:25,990 Sorry. 155 00:11:26,408 --> 00:11:29,527 This is for wasting teacher's valuable time! 156 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:35,332 Lay off, guys! He's with me. 157 00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:39,575 It's a lucky coincidence you happen to be your sister's brother. 158 00:11:39,752 --> 00:11:42,789 Don't worry, Bart. They won't bother you anymore. 159 00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:49,295 I hardly ever let Mother fight for me anymore. 160 00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:52,593 Sorry, Bart. I'm gonna hang out with Lisa... 161 00:11:52,762 --> 00:11:54,221 ...for protection... 162 00:11:54,389 --> 00:11:56,678 ...and to be seen! 163 00:11:59,184 --> 00:12:00,560 Come watch TV with me, Dad. 164 00:12:00,769 --> 00:12:04,434 We missed the first two Cups, but if we hurry, we can catch the last three. 165 00:12:04,647 --> 00:12:07,683 Oh, sorry, Bart. Lisa and I are going out for gelato. 166 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,230 We'd ask you to come, but... 167 00:12:10,401 --> 00:12:11,729 ...you know. 168 00:12:13,737 --> 00:12:17,023 -Bart, I can spend some time with you. -I don't know, Mom. 169 00:12:17,198 --> 00:12:20,449 Don't have a stereotypical view of me just because I'm your mother. 170 00:12:20,618 --> 00:12:24,034 I know. How about we play the basketball? 171 00:12:24,204 --> 00:12:27,371 I'm no Harvey Globetrotter, but... 172 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:31,246 Watch out for the Shaq attack! 173 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,210 I told you to watch out. 174 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:38,208 Hey, Milhouse! Knock him down if he's in your way! 175 00:12:38,423 --> 00:12:39,965 Jimbo, Jimbo! Go for the face! 176 00:12:40,175 --> 00:12:43,045 Look! Ralph Wiggum lost his shinguard! 177 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:46,095 Hack the bone! Hack the bone! 178 00:12:46,304 --> 00:12:49,756 Wow! Eye of the tiger! Mouth of a teamster! 179 00:12:50,057 --> 00:12:54,268 To think of all the time I wasted on you! 180 00:12:54,853 --> 00:12:57,890 Well, not wasted... 181 00:12:58,064 --> 00:12:59,973 I love you. 182 00:13:00,941 --> 00:13:04,891 Let me give my special little winner a big, big hug. 183 00:13:05,111 --> 00:13:08,776 Ma. I think I'm all hugged out. 184 00:13:08,947 --> 00:13:11,236 Ah, one more. 185 00:13:15,619 --> 00:13:16,947 Hello, Queen Lisa. 186 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,864 Bart! What are you doing in my room? 187 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:23,575 Lisa, certain differences, rivalries if you will, have come up between us. 188 00:13:23,751 --> 00:13:27,119 At first, I thought we could talk it over like civilized people. 189 00:13:27,295 --> 00:13:32,538 But instead, I just ripped the head off Mr. Honey Bunny! 190 00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:35,082 Bart, that was your cherished childhood toy. 191 00:13:36,094 --> 00:13:38,383 Mr. Honey Bunny! 192 00:13:40,972 --> 00:13:43,546 -Quiet down, Bart! -Bart, just get out of here. 193 00:13:43,766 --> 00:13:46,601 -It's a free country. You get out. -That doesn't make sense. 194 00:13:46,810 --> 00:13:48,388 I know you are, but what am I? 195 00:13:48,603 --> 00:13:49,932 Get out! Get out! 196 00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:55,181 Okay! But on my way, I'm gonna be doing this: 197 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:59,860 If you get hit, it's your own fault. 198 00:14:00,071 --> 00:14:03,855 Okay. Then I'm gonna start kicking air like this: 199 00:14:04,032 --> 00:14:09,702 And if any part of you should fill that air, it's your own fault. 200 00:14:19,753 --> 00:14:21,295 I better go check that out. 201 00:14:21,504 --> 00:14:25,454 Now, Homer, don't you eat this pie. 202 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,508 Okay. 203 00:14:27,676 --> 00:14:30,131 All right, pie. I'm just gonna do this: 204 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,379 And if you get eaten, it's your own fault. 205 00:14:38,893 --> 00:14:41,017 Oh, my... 206 00:14:41,186 --> 00:14:43,262 Oh, the hell with it. 207 00:14:46,566 --> 00:14:51,144 Stop it! Stop it, stop it, stop it! Stop it! 208 00:14:51,361 --> 00:14:52,737 Mom, that is really annoying. 209 00:14:52,904 --> 00:14:54,980 -Bart started it. -Lisa started it. 210 00:14:55,197 --> 00:14:57,818 I don't care who started it! I don't want to see you... 211 00:14:58,033 --> 00:14:59,610 ...fighting like that ever again. 212 00:14:59,784 --> 00:15:02,868 We love you both. You're not in competition with each other. 213 00:15:03,037 --> 00:15:06,738 Repeat, you are not in competition with each other. 214 00:15:06,915 --> 00:15:11,624 Hey! Apu just called. This Friday, Lisa's team is playing Bart's team. 215 00:15:11,794 --> 00:15:13,538 You're in direct competition! 216 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:16,665 Don't go easy on each other because you're brother and sister. 217 00:15:16,839 --> 00:15:20,338 I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love! 218 00:15:20,509 --> 00:15:25,218 Fight! Fight! Fight! 219 00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:32,306 Okay, I'm gonna make a little deal with you mugs. 220 00:15:32,518 --> 00:15:35,057 I'm gonna let you out to see my team play the game... 221 00:15:35,229 --> 00:15:37,305 ...if you promise to return to your cells. 222 00:15:37,481 --> 00:15:40,979 Sorry, pig. We can't make that promise. 223 00:15:41,192 --> 00:15:43,565 All right. All right, I'll sweeten the deal. 224 00:15:43,736 --> 00:15:46,226 You can see the game, you don't have to come back... 225 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:50,485 ...but you have to promise not to commit any more crimes, okay? 226 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:53,701 -No. -I'll take that as a yes. 227 00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,158 All right, we're free! 228 00:15:56,412 --> 00:16:02,034 At 7 tonight the games begin Bart versus Lisa, who will win? 229 00:16:02,209 --> 00:16:07,831 Their father's fat and their mother's thin And Grampa Simpson reeks of gin 230 00:16:08,005 --> 00:16:10,413 Hey! 231 00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:13,294 That's Obsession for Men. 232 00:16:15,302 --> 00:16:17,259 Pass ketchup. 233 00:16:18,805 --> 00:16:22,221 You'll have to do better than that tonight, chump. 234 00:16:23,392 --> 00:16:27,472 I asked for ketchup! I'm eating salad here. 235 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,854 I won't have any aggressive condiment-passing in this house. 236 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,647 -Hello. -Moe, what are you doing here? 237 00:16:33,858 --> 00:16:37,773 What? What? A bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer? 238 00:16:37,945 --> 00:16:41,562 Hey, hey there, Midge. Oh, gee. I like what you done to your hair. 239 00:16:41,781 --> 00:16:43,656 You caught me at a real bad time, Moe. 240 00:16:43,825 --> 00:16:46,577 I hope you understand I'm too tense to pretend I like you. 241 00:16:46,785 --> 00:16:50,367 Yeah, and how are the little kids doing? I mean, really, how are they doing? 242 00:16:50,538 --> 00:16:53,705 Any disabling injuries? Something that the gambling community... 243 00:16:53,874 --> 00:16:56,626 ...might not yet know about? Here, let me see those knees. 244 00:16:56,793 --> 00:16:58,288 Moe, I think you should leave. 245 00:16:58,503 --> 00:17:02,120 But Blanche, you gotta help me out here! Please! I'm 64 grand in the hole! 246 00:17:02,339 --> 00:17:04,415 They're gonna take my thumbs! 247 00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:09,250 Charge! 248 00:17:09,803 --> 00:17:13,504 Good luck tonight, sis. I'll try not to hurt you! 249 00:17:13,681 --> 00:17:17,726 Don't worry. I'm wearing my lucky rabbit's head. 250 00:17:17,893 --> 00:17:20,348 Mr. Honey Bunny! You inhumane monster! 251 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,761 You want a piece of me? 252 00:17:22,939 --> 00:17:24,765 Hey, hey. Stop it, stop it! 253 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:27,064 Conserve your precious hatred for the game. 254 00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:29,565 Now that we're all alone, Marge. admit it. 255 00:17:29,736 --> 00:17:31,480 -You like Lisa best. -No! 256 00:17:31,654 --> 00:17:33,979 -Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you? -No. 257 00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:37,109 You can't possible like Maggie best. What has she ever done? 258 00:17:37,283 --> 00:17:39,193 Nothing for nobody. 259 00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:41,783 Homer, we can't root for one child over the other. 260 00:17:41,954 --> 00:17:44,706 You wouldn't like it if the kids played favorites with us. 261 00:17:44,873 --> 00:17:49,498 -Hey, Mom! Look at me, Mom! -Hi, Mom, over here! Mom! 262 00:17:50,168 --> 00:17:51,497 Hi, kids. 263 00:17:51,711 --> 00:17:56,088 And now to honor America, here's Krusty the Clown. 264 00:18:12,144 --> 00:18:15,145 Shouldn't have turned down those cue cards. 265 00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:28,567 I love Bart! 266 00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:36,035 No, wait! I love Lisa! 267 00:18:36,205 --> 00:18:38,957 Beer? Oh, Marge, I love you. 268 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,596 He tripped my boy! 269 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:10,139 I demand vengeance! I want vengeance! 270 00:19:10,648 --> 00:19:13,483 Jimbo Jones called for tripping. 271 00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:16,646 A penalty shot will be taken lay Bart Simpson. 272 00:19:18,863 --> 00:19:21,615 Oh, my God. A penalty shot with only four seconds left. 273 00:19:21,782 --> 00:19:25,115 It's your child versus mine! The winner will be showered with praise! 274 00:19:25,285 --> 00:19:28,950 The laser will be taunted and booed until my threat is sore! 275 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:35,043 Kill her, boy! Kill her! 276 00:19:36,085 --> 00:19:37,710 Stop him dead, little girl! 277 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,790 Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart! 278 00:19:40,964 --> 00:19:44,131 Kill Bart! Kill Bart! Kill Bart! 279 00:19:48,678 --> 00:19:52,047 Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! 280 00:20:41,011 --> 00:20:42,672 Great game, Lis. 281 00:20:42,846 --> 00:20:45,384 Great game, Bart. 282 00:20:49,518 --> 00:20:51,309 -Tie game?! -What the hell?! 283 00:20:51,478 --> 00:20:52,806 This is outrageous. 284 00:20:52,979 --> 00:20:57,059 Oh, I've never been so proud of them. 285 00:21:00,235 --> 00:21:03,236 They're both losers. Losers! 286 00:21:03,446 --> 00:21:06,814 -Rip off! -We paid for blood! 287 00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,858 Let's tear this place apart! 288 00:21:09,075 --> 00:21:10,866 Good idea! 289 00:21:16,331 --> 00:21:20,328 These kids are, like, so sweet. 290 00:21:21,168 --> 00:21:26,126 If only they had had Pee Wee hockey when I was a lad. 291 00:21:27,047 --> 00:21:28,874 Oh, well.