1 00:00:38,101 --> 00:00:40,010 Lisa, will you keep it down? 2 00:00:40,186 --> 00:00:42,510 I'm making a crank call to Principal Skinner. 3 00:00:42,729 --> 00:00:45,220 As a matter of fact, my refrigerator wasn't running. 4 00:00:45,398 --> 00:00:48,933 You spared me quite a bit of spoilage. Thank you, anonymous young man. 5 00:00:49,151 --> 00:00:50,942 It's my room and I can do what I want. 6 00:00:51,153 --> 00:00:55,103 Oh, yeah? Well, I can do what I want in my room. 7 00:00:58,326 --> 00:00:59,702 Bart, quit it! 8 00:01:01,245 --> 00:01:02,905 I can keep this up all day. 9 00:01:13,088 --> 00:01:16,290 Lisa, stop the racket. I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. 10 00:01:16,466 --> 00:01:20,511 Easy. Easy. 11 00:01:21,678 --> 00:01:23,718 I'm gonna need a bigger drill. 12 00:01:32,938 --> 00:01:36,473 My, these seas are certainly heaving. 13 00:01:36,649 --> 00:01:40,480 Well, no more than your bountiful bosom, my lady. 14 00:01:42,612 --> 00:01:44,688 Does that earring mean you're a pirate? 15 00:01:44,906 --> 00:01:46,364 Kind of. 16 00:01:46,532 --> 00:01:48,608 The seas have quieted. 17 00:01:48,784 --> 00:01:54,988 And only in the sweet embrace of quietude can two lovers truly be as-- 18 00:01:55,164 --> 00:01:58,616 Such noise! Well, I'm done for the evening. 19 00:02:00,919 --> 00:02:05,829 Lisa, stop blowing my sex. I mean, stop blowing your sax. Your sax. Stop it. 20 00:02:06,048 --> 00:02:08,800 Mom, I'm auditioning for first chair in the school band... 21 00:02:08,967 --> 00:02:10,426 ...and I've got to practice. 22 00:02:10,635 --> 00:02:13,174 I'm sorry, but I sacrificed a very expensive camera... 23 00:02:13,346 --> 00:02:15,172 ...just to get some quiet time. 24 00:02:18,934 --> 00:02:21,175 Fine, I'll play outside. 25 00:02:23,438 --> 00:02:25,846 Hey! Why, that sounds like Gabriel's trumpet. 26 00:02:26,023 --> 00:02:27,565 You know what that means, kids. 27 00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:30,525 Judgment Day! 28 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:34,359 Forty-five seconds till pencils down. 29 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:37,354 Lisa, what's the answer to number seven? 30 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:40,237 Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing... 31 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:42,616 ...as a means of student evaluation. 32 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:44,613 My cat's name is Mittens. 33 00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:47,748 Three. Two. One. And that's pencils down. 34 00:02:49,542 --> 00:02:51,998 Now, here's an oral extra-credit question. 35 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:54,660 What was Christopher Columbus actually looking for... 36 00:02:54,838 --> 00:02:57,211 ...when he discovered America? 37 00:02:57,758 --> 00:02:59,917 Anyone besides Lisa for a change? 38 00:03:01,219 --> 00:03:04,552 Ralph, this better not be about your cat. 39 00:03:04,888 --> 00:03:07,676 -Oh, all right. -He was looking for a passage to India. 40 00:03:08,350 --> 00:03:11,801 Correct, Allison. And on your very first day in our class. 41 00:03:12,019 --> 00:03:14,344 And during a subsequent voyage, Columbus found... 42 00:03:14,521 --> 00:03:16,182 ...the continent of South America. 43 00:03:17,732 --> 00:03:20,022 I never made Miss Hoover “yaw-wee.“ 44 00:03:22,319 --> 00:03:24,146 Hi, Allison. I'm Lisa Simpson. 45 00:03:24,363 --> 00:03:26,771 It's great to finally meet someone who converses... 46 00:03:26,948 --> 00:03:29,024 ...above the normal 8-year-old level. 47 00:03:29,242 --> 00:03:30,570 Actually, I'm 7. 48 00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:33,862 I was skipped ahead because I was bored in the first grade. 49 00:03:34,079 --> 00:03:35,574 You're younger than me too? 50 00:03:40,751 --> 00:03:45,412 -Are you hyperventilating? -No. I just like to smell my lunch. 51 00:03:45,589 --> 00:03:47,961 I never met anyone who skipped a grade before. 52 00:03:48,132 --> 00:03:50,967 I'm surprised you haven't. You're obviously smart enough. 53 00:03:51,177 --> 00:03:53,632 Well, I'm sure I could have. 54 00:03:53,804 --> 00:03:56,888 But I'd hate to leave behind all my wonderful friends. 55 00:03:57,098 --> 00:03:59,968 Out of the way, brain queen! 56 00:04:00,142 --> 00:04:02,135 Hey, Sara. 57 00:04:02,311 --> 00:04:06,095 Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions. 58 00:04:06,272 --> 00:04:08,147 Me too. What instrument do you play? 59 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:10,060 -The sax. -Me too. 60 00:04:10,234 --> 00:04:12,607 -I'm going for first chair this year. -Me too. 61 00:04:12,778 --> 00:04:16,562 Wow! We have so much in common. I'm sure we'll be the best of friends. 62 00:04:16,739 --> 00:04:19,313 -Me too. -Me too. 63 00:04:22,703 --> 00:04:24,031 Hurry up and finish eating. 64 00:04:24,204 --> 00:04:25,995 You're steering fine, boy. 65 00:04:26,164 --> 00:04:29,995 Hard to the right. Hard to the left. Cat! Deer! Old man! 66 00:04:31,543 --> 00:04:33,287 Jackknifed sugar truck! 67 00:04:33,461 --> 00:04:34,790 Sugar? 68 00:04:38,632 --> 00:04:40,091 Don't worry. Here's a quarter. 69 00:04:40,259 --> 00:04:42,632 Call for help. I'll keep an eye on things here. 70 00:04:42,803 --> 00:04:46,587 If only the sugar were as sweet as you, sir. 71 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:48,472 That was downright decent of you. 72 00:04:48,641 --> 00:04:50,467 We hit the jackpot here! 73 00:04:50,642 --> 00:04:53,928 White gold! Texas tea! 74 00:04:54,104 --> 00:04:55,681 Sweetener. 75 00:04:58,315 --> 00:04:59,810 Dad, isn't this stealing? 76 00:04:59,983 --> 00:05:03,768 Read your town charter, buy. If foodstuff should touch the ground... 77 00:05:03,945 --> 00:05:06,898 ...said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot. 78 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:09,611 Since I don't see him around, start shoveling! 79 00:05:15,079 --> 00:05:16,823 -Mom? -What? What? 80 00:05:17,039 --> 00:05:20,740 Why am I rotting away in the second grade instead of being skipped ahead? 81 00:05:20,959 --> 00:05:24,078 I don't know. I guess that's the school's decision to make. 82 00:05:24,295 --> 00:05:27,546 Did you talk to anyone at school? Make a few calls on my behalf? 83 00:05:27,756 --> 00:05:31,255 You could've been nicer to Principal Skinner, if you know what I mean. 84 00:05:31,468 --> 00:05:34,386 Lisa! I am nice. 85 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:40,307 Homer, I appreciate you making dinner, but this food tastes a little strange. 86 00:05:40,475 --> 00:05:41,851 It hurts my teeth. 87 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:44,468 That's because I've loaded it with sugar! 88 00:05:45,938 --> 00:05:47,930 Marge, our ship has come in. 89 00:05:48,106 --> 00:05:50,811 I found 500 pounds of sugar in the forest... 90 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:53,273 ...that I'm gonna sell directly to the consumer. 91 00:05:53,444 --> 00:05:56,232 And all for a low, low price of one dollar per pound. 92 00:05:56,447 --> 00:05:58,819 But the store sells sugar for 35 cents a pound. 93 00:05:58,990 --> 00:06:01,315 And it doesn't have nails and broken glass in it. 94 00:06:01,492 --> 00:06:03,948 Those are prizes. 95 00:06:05,788 --> 00:06:07,246 A blasting cap. 96 00:06:12,126 --> 00:06:13,538 It's your turn, Jimbo. 97 00:06:16,713 --> 00:06:19,631 Someone's been practicing over the summer. Welcome aboard. 98 00:06:19,841 --> 00:06:21,751 Yes! 99 00:06:22,218 --> 00:06:23,546 My lute! 100 00:06:24,386 --> 00:06:27,969 Lisa Simpson trying for first-chair saxophone. 101 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:39,773 Very nice. Now Allison Taylor, also trying for first-chair saxophone. 102 00:06:49,949 --> 00:06:52,819 This is a very tough decision, girls. You're both very good. 103 00:07:03,377 --> 00:07:05,121 Well, I guess that clinches it. 104 00:07:33,068 --> 00:07:35,559 That was a close one, Lisa. but you made it. 105 00:07:35,737 --> 00:07:37,113 I won first chair? 106 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,949 No, you regained consciousness. Allison got first chair. 107 00:07:46,663 --> 00:07:49,450 Oh, it was just a dream. 108 00:07:49,623 --> 00:07:52,032 That was a close one, Lisa. but you made it. 109 00:07:52,209 --> 00:07:53,704 I won first chair? 110 00:07:53,877 --> 00:07:56,581 No, you regained consciousness. Allison got first chair. 111 00:07:56,796 --> 00:07:58,836 And believe me, this is not a dream! 112 00:08:05,845 --> 00:08:08,004 I need help. There's another girl at school... 113 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:10,933 ...who's smarter, younger and a better sax player than me. 114 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:15,346 -I feel so average. -You'll always be number one to me. 115 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:18,888 Hello! First born within earshot. 116 00:08:19,106 --> 00:08:21,561 I meant my number one girl. 117 00:08:22,817 --> 00:08:25,023 Oh, for crying... 118 00:08:25,236 --> 00:08:28,771 Honey, if you get too competitive, you'll never be happy. 119 00:08:28,989 --> 00:08:31,741 No matter how good you are, there's always someone better. 120 00:08:31,908 --> 00:08:36,819 I thought I had the tallest hair, but that trip to Graceland really opened my eyes. 121 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:39,956 But she's better than me at everything that makes me special. 122 00:08:40,165 --> 00:08:43,498 Believe me, honey. She's more scared of you than you are of her. 123 00:08:43,668 --> 00:08:46,207 You're thinking of bears, Mom. 124 00:08:47,922 --> 00:08:50,211 Sugarman! 125 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,670 Door to door sugar? What a marvelous idea. 126 00:08:54,844 --> 00:08:57,334 -Who's at the door? -What's that, Mother? 127 00:08:57,513 --> 00:09:00,087 I'm just talking to the sugarman! 128 00:09:00,265 --> 00:09:03,135 Mother, I'm a big boy. I can do as I wish. 129 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:05,219 Excuse me. 130 00:09:06,061 --> 00:09:08,018 Thanks a lot, Simpson, now I'm grounded. 131 00:09:09,898 --> 00:09:12,187 Hey, Allison, what's the answer to number nine? 132 00:09:12,358 --> 00:09:16,059 -I can't tell you, Ralph. -I can't tell you either, Ralph. 133 00:09:16,237 --> 00:09:18,193 Leave me alone. 134 00:09:18,405 --> 00:09:20,030 -Brainiac! -Nerd! 135 00:09:20,198 --> 00:09:21,574 You're such a geekazoid! 136 00:09:21,741 --> 00:09:23,616 Leave me alone. 137 00:09:26,078 --> 00:09:28,403 That used to be my face in the mud. 138 00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:31,498 I can't stand to see you so miserable, Lis. 139 00:09:31,666 --> 00:09:33,872 Unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress. 140 00:09:34,085 --> 00:09:35,627 That gives me an idea. 141 00:09:35,794 --> 00:09:40,171 Note for later: Put rubber spider down Lisa's dress. 142 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:51,391 Hey, I know! How about if I dig up some dirt on Allison? 143 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:54,345 Remember how I got Milhouse on America's Most Wanted? 144 00:09:56,228 --> 00:09:58,932 -There he is on the monkey bars. -Try to take him alive. 145 00:10:00,189 --> 00:10:01,731 Oh, no! Not again! 146 00:10:04,610 --> 00:10:08,109 I appreciate the offer, but it goes against every moral fiber in my body. 147 00:10:08,279 --> 00:10:10,948 Suit yourself. If you change your mind, here's my card. 148 00:10:11,115 --> 00:10:13,321 Don't need it. You live in the room next to me. 149 00:10:13,492 --> 00:10:16,529 Note: Next year, order fewer cards. 150 00:10:16,745 --> 00:10:18,619 And you didn't think I'd make any money. 151 00:10:18,830 --> 00:10:21,582 I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus. 152 00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:23,783 While you were out “earning“ that dollar... 153 00:10:23,959 --> 00:10:26,498 ...you lost 40 dollars by not going to work. 154 00:10:26,711 --> 00:10:30,128 The plant said if you don't come tomorrow, don't bother coming Monday. 155 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,043 Four-day weekend! 156 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,174 Hey, I am above average. 157 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:45,009 So what if Allison's ahead of me? There's no shame in being second. 158 00:10:45,185 --> 00:10:47,973 And now Avis Rem A Car is proud to present... 159 00:10:48,146 --> 00:10:50,898 mike second-best band in America. 160 00:10:51,107 --> 00:10:54,475 We welcome Garfunkel, Messina, Oates and Lisa... 161 00:10:54,693 --> 00:10:58,820 ...singing their number two hit, "Born to Runner-Up." 162 00:11:04,868 --> 00:11:06,991 Why would they come to our concert to ban us? 163 00:11:07,161 --> 00:11:09,237 Lis, I did some checking on this Allison. 164 00:11:09,413 --> 00:11:11,786 And I know it's against all your moral fibers-- 165 00:11:11,957 --> 00:11:13,618 Give it to me! 166 00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:16,081 Hey, wait. There's nothing bad here. 167 00:11:16,294 --> 00:11:18,334 Yep. She's clean as a bean. 168 00:11:18,504 --> 00:11:20,248 But I did tip off the feds... 169 00:11:20,422 --> 00:11:24,088 ...as to the whereabouts of our good friend Milhouse. 170 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:27,760 -But I'm telling you, I didn't do anything. -I don't care. 171 00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:37,601 My glasses! 172 00:11:40,689 --> 00:11:43,014 I've got to stop being so petty. 173 00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:45,723 I should be Allison's friend, not her competitor. 174 00:11:45,902 --> 00:11:50,860 I mean, she is a wonderful person. 175 00:11:51,073 --> 00:11:53,860 Way to go, Lis. I mean, why compete with someone... 176 00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:56,239 ...who's just gonna kick your butt anyway. 177 00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:58,237 I prefer my phrasing. 178 00:12:00,789 --> 00:12:03,873 It's great of you to come over. I really want us to befriends. 179 00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:06,117 You're a wonderful person. 180 00:12:06,335 --> 00:12:08,874 Hi, Lisa. I'm Allison's father, Professor Taylor. 181 00:12:09,046 --> 00:12:12,379 -I've heard great things about you. -Oh, really? I... 182 00:12:12,590 --> 00:12:15,793 I'm glad we have someone who can join us in our anagram games. 183 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:20,132 We take names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person. 184 00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:23,348 Well, like, oh, I don't know... Alec Guinness. 185 00:12:24,642 --> 00:12:27,394 -Genuine class. -Very good. 186 00:12:27,561 --> 00:12:29,518 All right, Lisa. 187 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,472 Jeremy Irons. 188 00:12:34,734 --> 00:12:36,940 Jeremy's Iron. 189 00:12:38,695 --> 00:12:43,440 Well, that's very good for a first try. 190 00:12:43,616 --> 00:12:46,368 You know, I have a ball. 191 00:12:46,577 --> 00:12:48,569 Perhaps you'd like to bounce it. 192 00:12:56,168 --> 00:12:59,252 -What's this? -It's for the school diorama competition. 193 00:12:59,462 --> 00:13:02,499 You're finished already? But the competition isn't for weeks! 194 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:05,504 Lisa, we're talking dioramas. Who could wait? 195 00:13:05,676 --> 00:13:08,250 I chose “The Tell-Tale Heart“ by Edgar Allan Poe. 196 00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:11,554 See, this is the bedroom where the old man was murdered. 197 00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:14,676 And he's buried here under the floorboards. 198 00:13:14,850 --> 00:13:18,053 And, look, I used an old metronome to simulate the heartbeat... 199 00:13:18,228 --> 00:13:21,479 ...that drove the killer insane. 200 00:13:23,649 --> 00:13:25,773 Neat, huh? 201 00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:29,318 It's great. It's really great. 202 00:13:34,908 --> 00:13:38,241 Get away from you, huh? Well, you keep at it. 203 00:13:49,254 --> 00:13:52,540 Must protect sugar. 204 00:13:52,715 --> 00:13:57,376 Thieves everywhere. The strong must protect the sweet. 205 00:13:57,552 --> 00:13:59,841 The sweet. 206 00:14:01,347 --> 00:14:04,135 -Homer? -In America... 207 00:14:04,308 --> 00:14:06,798 ...first you get the sugar... 208 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,182 ...then you get the power... 209 00:14:09,353 --> 00:14:12,188 ...then you get the women. 210 00:14:12,606 --> 00:14:13,934 Homer. 211 00:14:14,107 --> 00:14:15,733 -Homer! -What? 212 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,101 Forget about guarding the stupid sugar. 213 00:14:18,277 --> 00:14:20,187 You're being completely paranoid. 214 00:14:20,363 --> 00:14:23,861 Oh, am I? Am I really? 215 00:14:24,408 --> 00:14:26,115 Hello. 216 00:14:26,284 --> 00:14:28,490 Where'd you get your sugar for that tea? 217 00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:32,404 I nipped it when you let your guard down for that split second. 218 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,621 And I'd do it again. 219 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,871 Goodbye. -You see, Marge? You see? 220 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,665 When are you gonna give up this crazy sugar scheme? 221 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:43,085 Never! Never, Marge. 222 00:14:43,256 --> 00:14:45,925 I can't live the button-down life like you. 223 00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:49,591 I want it all. The terrifying laws, the dizzying highs... 224 00:14:49,762 --> 00:14:51,257 ...the creamy middles. 225 00:14:51,430 --> 00:14:54,549 Sure, I might offend a few of the blue noses... 226 00:14:54,724 --> 00:14:57,097 ...with my cocky stride and musky odors. 227 00:14:57,268 --> 00:15:01,479 Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers... 228 00:15:01,647 --> 00:15:04,268 ...who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards... 229 00:15:04,441 --> 00:15:08,188 ...and talk about, “What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?“ 230 00:15:08,402 --> 00:15:11,154 Look. Just get rid of the sugar, okay? 231 00:15:11,363 --> 00:15:12,739 No! 232 00:15:18,786 --> 00:15:22,617 Hey, get off my sugar! Bad bees! Bad! 233 00:15:24,999 --> 00:15:27,620 Oh, they're defending themselves somehow. 234 00:15:28,919 --> 00:15:31,458 Look, Bart. It almost killed me... 235 00:15:31,671 --> 00:15:35,456 ...but I handcrafted all 75 characters from Oliver Twist. 236 00:15:35,675 --> 00:15:38,047 And now the coup de grâce: 237 00:15:38,218 --> 00:15:41,670 A bitter snowstorm. 238 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:50,389 -Is it okay? -Well... 239 00:15:50,604 --> 00:15:53,474 The important thing is that we survived. 240 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:58,355 Who am I kidding? There's no way I'm ever gonna beat Allison! 241 00:15:58,527 --> 00:16:00,567 Sure there is. 242 00:16:00,737 --> 00:16:06,407 But it involves being a bit underhanded. A bit devious, a bit... 243 00:16:06,575 --> 00:16:09,410 ...as the French say, “Bart-esque.“ 244 00:16:09,619 --> 00:16:11,078 I'll do whatever it takes. 245 00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:14,698 Then welcome to the nether regions of the soul. 246 00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:19,083 Now, here's what we do. 247 00:16:19,294 --> 00:16:21,286 Tomorrow, when Allison comes out... 248 00:16:21,462 --> 00:16:25,757 ...we spray her with the hose, soaking her from head to toe. 249 00:16:25,925 --> 00:16:27,917 -Leaving us relatively dry. -Relatively? 250 00:16:28,093 --> 00:16:29,967 There's bound to be some splashback. 251 00:16:30,178 --> 00:16:33,464 Bart, her being wet won't help me win the competition! 252 00:16:33,681 --> 00:16:35,721 Well, we could just sabotage her diorama... 253 00:16:35,891 --> 00:16:38,560 ...humiliating her in front of the students and faculty. 254 00:16:38,768 --> 00:16:40,310 -Perfect! -Leaving her primed... 255 00:16:40,478 --> 00:16:43,313 ...for the most dramatic hose-soaking of her life! 256 00:16:43,522 --> 00:16:45,313 Enough with the hose! 257 00:16:47,692 --> 00:16:50,313 Well, sure is quiet in here today. 258 00:16:50,486 --> 00:16:53,985 Yes, a little too quiet if you know what I mean. 259 00:16:54,657 --> 00:16:56,152 -I'm afraid I don't. -You see... 260 00:16:56,325 --> 00:17:00,109 ...bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise... 261 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,077 ...suggests no bees. 262 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:05,581 I understand now. Oh, look. There goes one. 263 00:17:05,749 --> 00:17:08,323 -To the Beemobile! -You mean your Chevy? 264 00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:09,913 Yes. 265 00:17:10,711 --> 00:17:12,040 Very clever, Simpson. 266 00:17:12,213 --> 00:17:13,755 Luring our bees to your sugar... 267 00:17:13,922 --> 00:17:16,247 ...and selling them back at an inflated price. 268 00:17:16,466 --> 00:17:20,381 -Bees are on the what, now? Simpson, you diabolical... 269 00:17:20,595 --> 00:17:23,963 We're willing to pay you $2000 for the swarm. 270 00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:25,592 Deal! 271 00:17:27,559 --> 00:17:30,133 Oh, wait a minute. The bees are leaving. 272 00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:35,392 No! My sugar is melting! 273 00:17:35,565 --> 00:17:38,186 Melting! Oh, what a world! 274 00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:45,197 I'm sorry, Homie. 275 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,402 It's okay, Marge. I've learned my lesson. 276 00:17:48,576 --> 00:17:51,862 A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. 277 00:17:52,079 --> 00:17:55,910 It's clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets... 278 00:17:56,082 --> 00:17:59,415 ...and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii. 279 00:18:01,045 --> 00:18:05,540 Diorama-Rama. My favorite school event next to Hearing Test Thursday. 280 00:18:05,757 --> 00:18:07,881 “The Grapes of Wrath“? I don't get it. 281 00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:12,178 Here's the grapes, and here's the wrath! 282 00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:16,513 Yes, yes. Very good wrath. 283 00:18:16,683 --> 00:18:20,265 Let's see. Our foreign exchange student, Uter, has chosen... 284 00:18:20,436 --> 00:18:22,725 ...Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. 285 00:18:22,896 --> 00:18:24,224 I... 286 00:18:24,397 --> 00:18:26,141 But this is just an empty box. 287 00:18:26,899 --> 00:18:30,814 I begged you to look at mine first. I begged you! 288 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:36,447 Lisa, here is, as the French say, “Le fake diorama.“ 289 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,818 I'll create a diversion and you make the switch. 290 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:43,411 Hey, everybody! Whoa! Look at me! I'm over here! 291 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,620 Turn this way right now! 292 00:18:45,832 --> 00:18:49,367 -Hey, it's Bart! -And he's doing stuff! 293 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:53,620 -Oh, I can't take my eyes off him. -Look what he's doing. 294 00:18:54,964 --> 00:18:58,001 Bart, stop creating a diversion and get out of here! 295 00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:06,550 Our next entry is “The Tell-Tale Heart“ from Allison Taylor. 296 00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,848 I can't wait. Be ready with the ribbon. 297 00:19:12,479 --> 00:19:15,480 -What is it? -It's a cow's heart. 298 00:19:15,648 --> 00:19:18,601 Them trying to make a monkey out of you. 299 00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:22,440 Allison, is this supposed to be some kind of joke? 300 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,571 I didn't do that. 301 00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:27,068 I made a different one. 302 00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:30,781 Oh, is that so, young lady? Well, where is this phantom diorama? 303 00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:33,698 I don't know. 304 00:19:40,252 --> 00:19:42,078 Have the guts to take the blame, girl. 305 00:19:42,253 --> 00:19:45,372 -You're compounding your folly by lying. -Right on! 306 00:19:45,589 --> 00:19:48,543 Young lady, cow hearts belong in a butcher's window... 307 00:19:48,759 --> 00:19:52,460 ...not the classroom. Well, maybe in an older student's biology classroom... 308 00:19:52,637 --> 00:19:56,219 ...but that's none of my business. Elementary school is where I wound up... 309 00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:58,715 ...and it's too late to do anything about that. 310 00:20:00,185 --> 00:20:03,019 Frankly, I'm starting to regret skipping you ahead. 311 00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:19,564 It's the beating of that hideous heart! 312 00:20:20,785 --> 00:20:22,991 I mean, I think I hear something. 313 00:20:24,955 --> 00:20:30,328 Why, here's Allison's real diorama. It got misplaced, or so it would seem. 314 00:20:30,501 --> 00:20:34,083 Oh, well, that changes everything. Let's have a look. Get the ribbon ready. 315 00:20:36,798 --> 00:20:39,088 Little sterile. 316 00:20:39,259 --> 00:20:41,215 No real insight. 317 00:20:41,385 --> 00:20:43,295 What do you think, Miss Hoover? 318 00:20:45,555 --> 00:20:47,548 This has been a very disappointing day. 319 00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,515 All right, on to Lisa Simpson. 320 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,054 You're a Shoo-in now, Lis. 321 00:20:51,227 --> 00:20:53,801 After the way I've behaved, I don't deserve to win. 322 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,347 -Well, this doesn't deserve to win. -What? 323 00:20:56,940 --> 00:21:00,273 Now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry. 324 00:21:00,443 --> 00:21:03,978 Prepackaged Star Wars characters still in their display box? 325 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,940 Are these limited edition figures? 326 00:21:06,156 --> 00:21:07,532 What's a diorama? 327 00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:09,485 Why, it's Luke and Obi-Wan. 328 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:12,411 And my favorite, Chewie. They're all here! 329 00:21:12,578 --> 00:21:14,238 -What do you think? -It's lunchtime. 330 00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:15,954 We have a winner! 331 00:21:22,169 --> 00:21:25,206 I'm really sorry about what I did, Allison. 332 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:27,705 It's no shame being second to you. 333 00:21:27,882 --> 00:21:29,210 Thank you, Lisa. 334 00:21:29,383 --> 00:21:31,838 You know, I'm actually kind of glad I lost. 335 00:21:32,010 --> 00:21:35,261 Now I know that losing isn't the end of the world. 336 00:21:35,430 --> 00:21:37,589 Hey, you still think we can befriends? 337 00:21:37,807 --> 00:21:39,717 Only if we're the best. 338 00:21:39,934 --> 00:21:43,800 I beat the smart kids, I beat the smart ki-- 339 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:45,930 I bent my Wookiee. 340 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:49,059 Hey, Ralph. Want to come with me and Allison to play anagrams? 341 00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:53,278 We take names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person. 342 00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:56,019 My cat's breath smells like cat food.