1 00:00:03,703 --> 00:00:07,002 ??[Chorus Singing] 2 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:20,086 [Bell Ringing] 3 00:00:24,557 --> 00:00:27,720 [ Whistle Blowing] 4 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:31,996 [ Beeping ] 5 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,728 ?? [Jazzy Solo ] 6 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,626 [ Beeping ] 7 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,628 [ Tires Screeching ] 8 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,023 D'oh! [ Screams ] 9 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:12,736 - [ All Gasp ] - [ Channel Changes ] 10 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:24,415 [ Snoring ] 11 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:26,417 [ Chattering ] 12 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:28,419 Hey, hey. Settle down, children. 13 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:31,422 Now, who's everwondered how the post office works? 14 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:36,490 - No one? - I did until we came here lastyear. 15 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:40,191 Ah, yes, lastyear. Anyway, look. 16 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,531 Here comes our guide for the day, Postmaster Bill. 17 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:45,900 [ Chuckling ] Howdy, partners. 18 00:01:46,005 --> 00:01:48,132 Welcome toyour post office. 19 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:50,436 Wow! It's ours? 20 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:54,872 - [Skinner] Bart! - Be with you in a minute. 21 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:57,347 This is the lobby where customers come... 22 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,782 for all their "postalistic" needs. 23 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:02,548 "Legends of comedy," my tuchus! 24 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:05,522 What has Fatty Arbuckle done that I haven't done? 25 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,752 This machine reads zip codes. 26 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:11,228 These five digits tell us where to direct your mail. 27 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:14,596 But it's nine digits now. What's the point ofthese other four numbers? 28 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,965 Those are citizen relocation codes. 29 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:20,597 With any luck, we'll never need 'em. 30 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:24,643 - She's onto us. Should I flood the chamber? - Notyet. Let's get some lunch. 31 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:28,305 Well, children, any questions for Postmaster Bill? 32 00:02:28,414 --> 00:02:30,609 You ever gone on a killing spree? 33 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:36,385 No, no. The day ofthe gun-toting, disgruntled postman... 34 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:39,481 shooting up the place went out with the Macarena. 35 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:42,584 Well, I'm just glad I work at an elementary school. 36 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:46,426 And this is where our employees gather to unwind... 37 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:49,661 after a hard day ofserving the public. 38 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:52,101 Bingo! Birthday card! 39 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:54,264 - Graduation! - Ding-ding-ding! Wedding! 40 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:56,706 [ All Cheering ] 41 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:58,902 [ Chuckling, Moans ] 42 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,879 I'm sureyou all heard ofthe dead letter office. 43 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:04,176 Well, as a souvenir ofyourvisit... 44 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:08,482 you can each helpyourself to one piece ofundeliverable mail. 45 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:11,079 - [ Cheering ] - I'll takeyou. 46 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:17,886 - [ Growling ] - I got some dog food! 47 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:20,625 I got my letterto Santa. 48 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:24,499 A coupon book? What am I gonna do with this piece ofjunk? 49 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:26,572 - Happy birthday, Dad. - Wow! 50 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:29,369 A Val-U-Qual coupon book! 51 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:32,444 Let's see. Ten percent off carpet cleaning. Ten! 52 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:36,504 [ Gasps ] Two pizzas for the price of one at Doughy's! 53 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:41,178 - Doughy's has terrible pizza. - Yeah, but there's two! 54 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:43,983 Oh, free foot pain analysis. 55 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:48,254 Oh, Marge. That's just a trick to get you in there, so they can cure your foot pain. 56 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:51,421 I guess. [ Moaning ] 57 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:55,490 Seeya, kids. Me and myVal-U-Qual book are gonna paint the town red... 58 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:57,502 with savings! 59 00:03:57,604 --> 00:04:01,370 I'll start with a couple of pizzas, then a complimentarytango lesson. 60 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:05,570 And I'll cap it off with a smooth, refreshing colonic. 61 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:09,444 - Um, Dad? - ?? [ Singing Upbeat Song ] 62 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:14,046 ??[Continues] 63 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:20,324 Now, this wheel balancing is free, right? 64 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,917 Oh, you betcha. Absolutely. 65 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:25,589 Uh, oh, oh, wait a minute. 66 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:28,166 These tires won't take a balance. 67 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,066 - Theywon't? - Nah, no. You hear that clunk? 68 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:34,264 - No. - That tells meyou need four new tires. 69 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:38,401 - Really? - Yeah. Legally, I can't even letyou drive out ofhere. 70 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:41,071 Oh, please, can'tyou let me slide this time? 71 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:45,139 Gee, I'd really like to, but if my boss found out-- 72 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:48,812 What's going on over here? You gonna let this man drive out ofhere on unsafe tires? 73 00:04:48,921 --> 00:04:52,015 - No, boss, I swear. - That's it. You're fired! 74 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,593 No, wait. This is all my fault. 75 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:59,097 Oh, ifl could only turn back the clock and buy four new tires. 76 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:04,732 ??[Instrumental EasyListening] 77 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:12,939 [ Moans ] 78 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:16,846 Ooh, I know that look. You came in for the free wheel balance... 79 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:19,281 and now it's costing you 500 simoleons. 80 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:22,252 - Six with the tip. - Hey, you got off easy. 81 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:26,018 I just came in to use the phone, and they got me for the whole Road King package-- 82 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:29,288 alignment, shocks, Armor All, stem lube. 83 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:31,295 [ Laughing ] Stem lube. 84 00:05:31,397 --> 00:05:34,855 Even I didn't fall for that, although winter is coming. 85 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:39,165 Man, we are a couple of grade-A suckers. 86 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:42,173 - Wally Kogen. - Hey, I knowyou. 87 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,209 We were in the same pyramid scheme. 88 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:48,872 Oh, don't remind me. Friends helping friends, my ass! 89 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:51,074 Say, you wanna grab a beer while we're waiting? 90 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:54,551 Yeah. I'm getting tired ofthem pointing and laughing at us. 91 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:01,422 [ Man ] The road to the Super Bowl is long and pointless. 92 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:06,191 - I mean, when you think about it. - Football's so great. 93 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:09,427 But now the two conference champs must survive... 94 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:12,026 a harrowing bye week that no one enjoys. 95 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:22,812 Bye weeks! Bronco Nagurski didn't get no bye weeks. 96 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:26,351 And now he's dead. Well, maybe they're a good thing. 97 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:29,182 Yeah, how 'bout that Super Bowl. You going this year? 98 00:06:29,288 --> 00:06:31,188 Me? Nah. [ Gasps ] 99 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:34,020 Unless there's a coupon for it. Nah. 100 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,721 Well, I run the Springfield Travel Agency. 101 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:39,593 We've got a charterbus going down to the game. 102 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,599 You help us fill it, you can ride for free. 103 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:44,602 Homer Simpson at the Super Bowl? 104 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,733 Dang! That was my last quarterback. 105 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:51,435 Now what am I gonna do? You! 106 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:55,002 - Me? - Yeah, you. Getyour hand off mywife's leg. 107 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:57,412 Sorry. 108 00:06:57,517 --> 00:07:02,614 It's a deal. Hey, Moe, you wanna come with me and Wally to the Super Bowl? 109 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:05,020 Oh, absolutely. My favorite team's in it. 110 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:07,752 The Atlanta Falcons. 111 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:11,956 Yeah, ever since I was a boy, I've always loved the Atlanta Falcons. 112 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:16,000 Yeah, they're good, but I wouldn't count out the Denver Broncos. 113 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:19,265 Yeah, I hear that President Clinton... 114 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:23,604 is gonna be watching with his wife, Hillary. 115 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:28,738 Come on, Lenny. I need four more guys to fill my Super Bowl bus. 116 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:30,748 - What doyou say? - Nah. 117 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,750 - Come on! - Nah. 118 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:34,877 - Come on! - Nah. 119 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:37,512 - Oh, come on! - Ah-- 120 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:41,719 Yes! Now that Lenny's in, Carl will fall like a domino. 121 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:44,353 I'm so happyyou're going to the big game. 122 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:48,958 My dream has always been to see the Bolshoi Ballet. 123 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:51,332 Yeah, yeah. Do we have any pencils that work? 124 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:54,497 Wow. You've signed up quite a few people, Dad-- 125 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:57,508 the Sea Captain, Bumblebee Man, Comic Book Guy, the Squeaky-voiced Teen. 126 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,314 I gotta hand it toyou, Homer. It's really a good group. 127 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,545 Yeah, not a dame in sight. 128 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:11,248 Oh, thank God. Now we can stop holding it in. 129 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:14,258 [ All Sighing ] 130 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:18,388 All aboard for Miami. 131 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,729 - [ Grunting ] - [ Barney] I don't know ifl can last that long. 132 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:26,628 Super Bowl, please, and step on it. 133 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:30,231 - [ All Cheering ] - Hey, wait up! 134 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,641 Aw, crap. It's that pip-squeak Rudy. 135 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,246 - What is it, Rudy? - Can I come too? 136 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,649 Forget it, kid. You're too small to go to the Super Bowl. 137 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:43,847 But what I lack in size I make up for in... 138 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:46,083 obnoxiousness. 139 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,752 [ All Cheering ] 140 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:56,833 ?? [Upbeat Song] 141 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:04,037 Well, sports fans, I seeyou've located the beer supply. 142 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:07,271 So, let's all enjoy it in moderation. 143 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,907 - [Man ] Boo! - Hey, don't make me come back there. 144 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:13,485 Seriously now, ifyou have any questions... 145 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:16,282 just ask our team leader, Homer Simpson. 146 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,653 ?? [ Drunkenly Humming ] 147 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,352 Or me. Better ask me. 148 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:28,399 [ Sighs ] It's so nice to have a peaceful weekend together. 149 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:31,231 - Yeah, I'm bored too. - Mm-hmm. 150 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:35,433 Hey, why don't we do one ofthose craft kits Aunt Patty always gives us. 151 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:40,979 Hmm. Oh! How 'bout paint by numbers? 152 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,208 - It's so rigid and uncreative. - Okay. 153 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:48,515 - Oh, leather craft. - Oh, those poor, helpless cows! 154 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:52,751 Mm-hmm. What about clay? You got any problem with clay? 155 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:55,088 Hey, what's this? 156 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:57,685 "Vincent Price's Egg Magic." 157 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:58,531 Wow. What are we waiting for? 158 00:09:58,531 --> 00:09:58,656 Wow. What are we waiting for? 159 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:06,236 [ All Laughing ] 160 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,239 Now lookwhatyou've done. 161 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:12,573 All right, all right. You guys have had way too much booze. 162 00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:15,579 - Last call. - [ Excited Chattering ] 163 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,716 Come on, come on. Gimme an excuse. 164 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:25,086 Pro Player Stadium. Super Bowl. 165 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:28,024 - [ All Cheering ] - [ Gunshots ] 166 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:32,164 Hey, all right! 167 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:34,164 [ Bleating ] 168 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,166 [ Chuckles ] I'm sorry. 169 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:39,897 - The guys made kind ofa mess in your bathroom. - What bathroom? 170 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:43,305 Uh, okay, fellas. Enjoy the pregame fun. 171 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,309 I don't wanna be a Panicky Pete... 172 00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:47,743 but it's Sunday and I haven't been to church yet. 173 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:50,975 No problem. The N.F.L.'s gotyou covered. 174 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:54,883 And that the wandering Oakland Raiders may someday find a home. 175 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:58,616 Lord, hear our prayer. Can I get an amen to that? 176 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,919 [ All ] Amen! 177 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,461 Cool! The N.F.L.'s oldest surviving player. 178 00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:08,158 - I'm 53 years young. - [ Shuddering ] 179 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:09,825 Whoo! 180 00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:11,869 Hey, Troy Aikman! 181 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,871 So, Ned, you like dune buggies? 182 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:16,271 Well, not my cup of-- 183 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:19,139 Sureyou do. Everyone likes dune buggies. 184 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:25,550 Great spiral, Daniel! 185 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,642 Man, that hurts. 186 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:30,483 Excuse me. Coming through. Friends of Dan Marino. 187 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:33,057 Okay, Dan, fire away! 188 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:36,026 I'm Dan's manager. This is Dan. 189 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:38,596 - Go long, son. - Yes, sir. 190 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,935 [ Whimpering ] 191 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:47,437 I'm catching a pass from Dan Marino. This is the greatest moment of my-- 192 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,735 Whoo-hoo! HomerSimpson with a pick! 193 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:54,040 - Hey, Bubba, Hacksaw, get that moron. - [ Growling ] 194 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:56,671 - Uh-oh. Lateral to Bart. - [ Growling Continues ] 195 00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:59,478 - D'oh! My spine. - [Bone Snaps ] 196 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:07,384 Oh, honey, that is egg-ceptional. 197 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:12,627 Okay, now we just have to stick the feet on. 198 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,723 Right. 199 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:19,032 Hmm. Lisa, I don't want to alarm you, but I'm not finding any. 200 00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:22,107 But it clearly says "feet included." They have to be here. 201 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,438 No. Nothing. 202 00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:28,206 I can't believe Vincent Price would lend his name to such a shoddy product. 203 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,976 - Now what do we do? - Let's call the company. 204 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,780 Mom, this was made in 1 967. They're probably out ofbusiness. 205 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,787 Well, we'll just see. 206 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:39,824 Murray Hill 5-9232. 207 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,825 [ Line Ringing ] 208 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,827 Hello. This is Vincent Price. 209 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,921 [ Gasps ] It's Vincent Price! I thought hewas dead. 210 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:51,526 You should know the grave could never tame me. [ Sinister Laughter] 211 00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:55,869 Oh, Mr. Price. I loved you in TheAbominable Doc-- 212 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:59,035 Ifyou are calling about the missing feet, leaveyour address... 213 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:03,343 and the replacement feet will be rushed toyou by my grandson Jody. 214 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:07,681 Andnow I must return to the sweet embrace ofthe crypt. 215 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,779 But I'll be back. [Sinister Laughter] 216 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,915 So, is he alive or not? 217 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:15,892 - [ Machine Beeps ] - 7 42 Evergreen Terrace. 218 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:18,156 Springfield-- "Oh, hiya," Maude. 219 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,822 Come on in. 220 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,801 Who needs tickets? Tickets, right here. How 'boutyou, slick? 221 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,373 Scalping tickets to the Super Bowl. 222 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:32,433 Haveyou no shame, sir? I should giveyou a royal caning. 223 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,412 [ All Shouting Agreement ] 224 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,744 Hey, I'm just trying to make an honest buck. 225 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,876 Ah, get lost, you bloodsucking parasite. 226 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,386 Wally and I have all the tickets we need. 227 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:47,186 Uh, sorry, fellas, but these tickets are counterfeit. 228 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,158 - What? - Counterfeit? 229 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,161 Yeah, see, the hologram's missing... 230 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,561 and there's no such team as the Spungos... 231 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,898 and finally, these seem to be printed on some sort of cracker. 232 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,903 Stop eating our tickets! 233 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:03,099 Oh, how could I fall for fake tickets? 234 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,734 Gee, the fellas are gonna be crestfallen. 235 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,439 Yes, ifby "crestfallen" you mean "kill us". 236 00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:11,038 Listen, let me talk to them. Maybe I can smooth this over. 237 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,118 My friends-- 238 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,779 - They don't have the tickets! - Kill 'em! 239 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:19,449 My friends-- Ow! All right, I'll getyou into the game! 240 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,627 Excuse me, uh, Mr. Scalper, sir. 241 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,630 Have I told you that I loveyou? 242 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:29,826 Forget it. You'll just hurt me like all the others. 243 00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:32,403 Okay, Moe, I believe you had me by the throat. 244 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,529 Reverend Lovejoy was working the body. 245 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,540 Wait. Dad, look! 246 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:41,209 Hello. Gentlemen, I have an idea. 247 00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:47,850 - Run! - [ All Cheering ] 248 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:51,150 - Get back here! - We can still make the kickoff!. 249 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:56,058 - Here comes the kick. - [ Cheer Building Up ] 250 00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:59,221 - Ow! - [ All ] Yea! 251 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:01,765 As a doctor, I'd say he's had enough. 252 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:04,165 But as a football fan-- 253 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,034 - [ Cheer Building Up ] - [ Screams ] 254 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,175 [Wind Gusting] 255 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,153 [ Honking ] 256 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,156 ?? [Rock] 257 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:42,665 [Man Over TV] The Catholic Church-- we've made a few changes. 258 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:47,107 These Super Bowl commercials are weird. 259 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:49,578 [Man ]Just about ready for the second quarter here in Miami. 260 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,913 I tell you, Pat, that wild first quarter blew out my Telestrator. 261 00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:56,647 - And now the fans are screaming for more. - [ Screaming ] 262 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:59,883 - Let us out of here! - Relax, Simpson. Relax. 263 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,892 A little-known fact about jail cells... 264 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:05,623 is they always have one phony bar for, like, emergencies. 265 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:09,667 Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. 266 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:13,295 So by the process of elimination, this one is the fake. 267 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,635 [ Groaning ] That's painful. 268 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,642 [Crowd Cheering On TV] 269 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:21,542 Ah, nuts. That sounds like a touchdown. 270 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,582 - [All Moaning] - No, no, no. I know my roars. 271 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:27,174 And that was most definitely a safety. 272 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,345 - [ All Moaning ] - Oh, man! 273 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,083 Gosh, fellas, to see you all stuck in here when... 274 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:36,992 even guys in China can watch all the action from theirtown squares or what haveyou... 275 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:40,065 well, I just feel pretty doggone bad. 276 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:43,931 If they were electing a president of Dumbville, I'd have to nominate me. 277 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:47,403 - You got myvote. - We're never gonna get out of-- 278 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,839 Psst, cleaning lady. Would you let us out ofhere? 279 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:55,209 - Me? I'm Dolly Parton. - I didn't ask foryour life story. Just give me the key. 280 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:59,182 Young man, where I come from, the South, folks say "please." 281 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:02,913 And besides, I gotta go sing a medley with Rob Lowe and Stump. 282 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,456 - Dolly, wait! - Wally? 283 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,457 You know Dolly Parton? 284 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:10,926 Yeah. I book a lot of package tours to Dollywood and EuroDollywood. 285 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,294 - That's in Alabama. - Wally Kogen! 286 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:16,232 What areyou doing in Super Bowl jail? 287 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:20,169 - Ask her ifshe'll go out with me. - We had a little ticket snafu. 288 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:23,400 Doyou thinkyou can bust old Wally and his pals outta the pokey? 289 00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:27,275 Well, I do have some ofmy extra-strength makeup remover. 290 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,210 Shieldyour eyes. 291 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,586 [ Excited Murmuring ] 292 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,212 - Thanks, Miss Parton. - [ Barney] Way to go, Dolly. 293 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,223 - [ Bart ] Thanks, babe. - Will you go out with me? 294 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:43,021 Oh, look at the time. I better scoot to that halftime show. 295 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,926 Seey'all! 296 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,999 Man, that's gonna be some show. 297 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,729 Who's ready for some football? 298 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,737 Football! 299 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,502 ?? [Upbeat Rock] 300 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,272 Hey, Homer, we've been running around cheering for an hour. 301 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:07,784 - Where the hell's the game? - [ All Murmuring Agreement ] 302 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:11,788 You guys are following me? I was following Flanders. 303 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:15,792 Hey, lookwhat I found. 304 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,623 - Whoa! - [ Excited Murmuring ] 305 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,360 - Hey! - [Crowd Cheering] 306 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:26,063 - Hey, somebodyjust scored. - [ Homer] Coming in a minute. 307 00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:29,106 - [ Chattering ] - [ Belches ] 308 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,675 [ Homer] Hey, it's the beer copter! 309 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,242 - What the bloody hell? - Hit the road, gramps. 310 00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,344 This is a private skybox. 311 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:47,357 I'm Rupert Murdoch, the billionaire tyrant. And this is my skybox. 312 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,825 Ifyou're Rupert Murdoch, prove it. 313 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:52,396 - [ Whispering ] - [ Whispering ] 314 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:56,559 - ?? [Fanfare ] - [ Crowd ] Hi, Rupert! 315 00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:59,637 - [ All ] Uh-oh. - Well, I'm convinced. 316 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,798 Tell you what, Mr. Murdoch. Let's just split the difference. 317 00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:06,708 The boys and I will just crouch here quietly and take it easy on the snacks-- 318 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,837 Silence! 319 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:12,405 - Seize them! - [ Gasping ] 320 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:16,653 Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! 321 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,723 [Crowd Cheering] 322 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,816 The game! We're so close. Follow me, boys. 323 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:25,226 We're finally going to the Super-- [ Screams ] 324 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,958 - [ Player] We did it! We're number one! - We're rich! 325 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:30,398 - How does it feel? - Did you ever stop believing? 326 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,993 Does this suit make me look fat? 327 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:36,939 - Players and V.I.P.s only. - [ All Moan ] 328 00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:42,812 I can't believe it. We're actually in the winning locker room. 329 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,145 Whoo! I'm going to Disneyland! 330 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:49,414 Really? 'Cause I'm a travel agent and I've heard nothing but bad things. 331 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,950 - [ All Grunting ] - Let go! 332 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,194 - [ Ringing ] - Y'ello? 333 00:19:57,296 --> 00:20:00,493 - Hello. This is President Clinton. - Hey, howyou doing? 334 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:05,229 Your determination and grit under extreme pressure are an inspiration. 335 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:09,103 - Thewhole country is proud ofyou. -Well, it's about time! 336 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,472 And on behalf ofAmerica, I'd like to-- 337 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,477 Ow! 338 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,638 All right, Lovejoy! You're gonna get it. 339 00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:20,411 Hello? Hello? I command you to answer me! Hello? 340 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:23,750 Al, doyou have to do that right now? 341 00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:28,417 What areyou gonna do with your Super Bowl ring, Carl? 342 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,121 I'll probably give it to mywife. It's our anniversary today. 343 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,629 [ All Sighing ] 344 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,631 Dad, that doesn't belong toyou. 345 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,792 But this might be my last chance towin one. 346 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:41,100 We sure put together a heck ofa trip, Homer. Ever thought about being a travel agent? 347 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,572 Wally, I'd be lying ifl said I hadn't. 348 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:46,838 'Causeyou can really "go places" in the travel business. 349 00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:50,779 - Huh? Feel free to use that one. - What one? 350 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,285 Well,John, what did you think oftonight's episode? 351 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:59,687 I loved it. The last-minute addition ofWally Kogen to the lineup... 352 00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:02,225 was a bit ofa gamble, but it really paid off. 353 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:05,785 Marge and Lisa painting eggs-- did thatwork foryou? 354 00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:09,663 Oh, big-time! They came offthe bench with a huge effort... 355 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,965 that allowed Homer and Bart to make some significant gains. 356 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:16,472 Did it strikeyou as odd that in a Super Bowl show with Dolly Parton... 357 00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:18,941 we didn't see any football or singing? 358 00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:22,673 I hadn't thought about it, Pat. But in retrospect, it was kind ofa rip-off. 359 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,840 What a way to treat the loyal fans... 360 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:28,010 who've put up with so much nonsense from this franchise. 361 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,817 - Any final thoughts? - Nah, I'm too mad. Let's get the heck out ofhere. 362 00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:36,924 All aboard, boys. I've been waiting foryou. 363 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,395 Now, I'll tell you-- that doesn't make a lick ofsense! 364 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,728 I know. Just get on the bus. 365 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:45,030 - [ Gears Grinding] - [Price ] Where's that infernal clutch? 366 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,971 - Wait, wait. I'll get it. - [Boy] Give it some gas, Grandpa. 367 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,941 Oh, quiet,Jody. You're not helping. 368 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:56,106 ?? [ Rock ] 369 00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:01,751 ?? [ Instrumental Easy Listening ] 370 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,757 [ Rupert Murdoch ] Silence!