1 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:07,336 ??[Chorus Singing] 2 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:20,018 [Bell Ringing] 3 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:27,951 [ Whistle Blowing] 4 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:32,330 [ Beeping ] 5 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:39,971 ?? [Jazzy Solo ] 6 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,960 [ Beeping ] 7 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,962 [ Tires Screeching ] 8 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:07,265 D'oh! [ Screams ] 9 00:01:11,171 --> 00:01:12,934 [ Screaming ] 10 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:25,283 - [Bird Squawks ] - [Buzzer Buzzes ] 11 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:30,118 Ah, lunchtime. Well, let's see what I've packed for myselftoday. 12 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:33,158 One bouillon cube. 13 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,659 One Concord grape. 14 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,662 One Philly cheesesteak. 15 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,891 And a jar of garlic pickles. 16 00:01:39,999 --> 00:01:43,332 [ Laughs ] No one will want to kiss me after these, eh, Smithers? 17 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,802 Well, it's their loss, sir. 18 00:01:45,905 --> 00:01:48,874 [ Laughs ] Yes. 19 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:52,138 [ Grunting, Sighs ] 20 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,145 Allow me, sir. 21 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:57,978 [ Grunting, Sighs ] 22 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:00,882 It's no use. Shall I send out for some Chinese? 23 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:04,388 No. Those people are all gristle. I want this jar open. 24 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:09,554 [ Grunting, Panting ] 25 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:13,530 Worthless old geezers. Phew. Next! 26 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:17,134 [ Spits ] All righty. 27 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:20,400 [ Stammering, Grunting ] 28 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:25,410 [ Muttering, Shouting ] 29 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:27,946 [ Sighs ] 30 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:34,151 Oh, for goodness' sake. What we need around here is some fresh blood. 31 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:36,984 Would you like me to drain Simpson while he's passed out, sir? 32 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,320 No, no. To attract the top grads... 33 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:41,484 we'll need to make a recruitment film... 34 00:02:41,594 --> 00:02:44,392 a picture that showcases our cutting-edge technology. 35 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:47,159 - A talkie, sir? - [ Gasps ] Yes. Brilliant. 36 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,861 That's just the kind offar-out gimmickwe need. 37 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:51,994 ??[Fanfare ] 38 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:55,934 And... action! 39 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:59,773 - Wow! What a graduation. - I'll say. 40 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:04,145 But with college behind us, we'll need careers, and good ones. 41 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:07,686 What about chestnut roasting? People always need chestnuts. 42 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:10,517 Or begging. I know a place that'll sawyour legs off. 43 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:15,083 Slow down, fellas. I've got a waywe can keep our legs and still have a bright future. 44 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,823 - Nowyou're dreamin'. - Oh, am I? 45 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,161 ??[Fanfare ] 46 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:22,530 Of course! Nuclear power! 47 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:26,731 - It's the job oftomorrow... today! - Really? 48 00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:29,307 Well, that settles it. For all those reasons and more... 49 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:32,776 Iet us choose an electrifying career in-- 50 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:37,009 - Line? - Nuclear power. 51 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:39,550 Nuclear power. 52 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:42,212 You dunderheaded stooges are the worst bunch of-- 53 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:44,813 ?? [ Fanfare ] 54 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:48,155 - Hey! - Pretty good, huh? 55 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:51,753 Well, it's better than that last Barbra Streisand movie. 56 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:55,630 I didn't quite get the point ofit. Whywould Lennywant someone to saw his legs off? 57 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,135 Well, there were script problems from day one. 58 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:01,332 - Didn't seem like anyone even read the script. - That was the problem. 59 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:05,070 The important thing is, after all theseyears of paying my dues... 60 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:08,011 I'm finally getting some decent parts. 61 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:10,241 You're joining the Screen Actors Guild? 62 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:14,218 I didn't choose to be a gifted actor, Marge. It chose me. 63 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,948 I'm merely a vessel through which genius flows. 64 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:18,956 Now help me make up some phony credits. 65 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:21,026 - Fat Guy NumberThree? - Good. Good. 66 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:23,527 Hey, Dad, it says they need your full name. 67 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,791 You onlyput down yourmiddle initial. 68 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:28,025 Hey, what the heck is your middle name anyway? 69 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:30,068 You know, I have no idea. 70 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:32,797 Hey, Dad, what does the "J" stand for? 71 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:36,432 How should I know? [ Grunting ] 72 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:40,672 It was your mother's job to nameya and loveya and such. 73 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,975 I was mainly in it for the spankin'. 74 00:04:43,082 --> 00:04:45,744 But I can't ask Mom. She's on the run from the law. 75 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:48,480 Serves her right for bein' a '60s radical! 76 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:51,318 Though shewas a demon in the sack. 77 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:54,120 [ Shudders, Laughs ] 78 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,821 So, Dad, regarding that form... 79 00:04:56,929 --> 00:04:58,897 why not just make up a middle name? 80 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:01,626 You might as well. You already made up a phonyfilm credit. 81 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:05,033 No. HomerSimpson does not lie twice on the same form. 82 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,038 He never has, and he neverwill. 83 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,734 You lied dozens oftimes on our mortgage application. 84 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:12,777 Yeah, but theywere all part ofa single ball oflies. 85 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:16,042 The point is, I'm a grown man, and I deserve a middle name. 86 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:20,051 Hmm. I knowwherewe might find your missing moniker. 87 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,781 It's a bit ofa drive, but on the way... 88 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:26,290 we can have a nice father-son chat. 89 00:05:26,392 --> 00:05:29,657 Great. I'll go shoot myself for bringing this up. 90 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:31,627 [ Tires Screeching ] 91 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:39,800 This is the hippie commune your mother ran offto... 92 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:42,636 when life with me became a living hell. 93 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:45,677 Wow. Look at this place. 94 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:49,509 There's apondforskinnydippin', a tire forskinnyswingin'. 95 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:52,448 I can actually feel the good vibrations. 96 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:54,679 [ Bees Buzzing ] 97 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:56,778 [ Slowly ] Ouch. 98 00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:00,784 I remember them-- Seth and Munchie. 99 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:03,259 Look at those filthy, lazy, flea-ridden-- 100 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,228 Oh, hi there! 101 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:07,265 Hey, check it out. 102 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,426 Is that Abe Simpson? 103 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:12,003 Geez, man. We haven't seen you since Woodstock. 104 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,198 You went to Woodstock? 105 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:18,266 Your mother dragged us both to that godforsaken lovefest! 106 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,006 [ Crowd Cheering ] 107 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:24,880 ?? [ Electric Guitar Playing ] 108 00:06:27,453 --> 00:06:29,387 Boo! 109 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:32,253 Bring on Sha Na Na! 110 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:35,723 Whoa! Mellow out, Abe. 111 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:37,955 Little Homer's trying to groove. 112 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,589 ?? [ Vocalizing ] 113 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:47,800 ?? [ Vocalizing Hard Rock] 114 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:53,871 Shame on you, boy! Put some damn pants on and then pull 'em down! 115 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,210 'Cause it's time for a spankin'! 116 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:59,079 Get a load ofCaptain Bring Down. 117 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:03,053 - Whoa! - Yeah, whoa! 118 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:06,182 But I wanna play in the mud and be a hippie! 119 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:09,887 Never! Whatyou need's a good long hitch in Vietnam! 120 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:13,193 There must be an enlistment tent around here somewhere. 121 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:15,824 IfI'd have left it up toyour mother... 122 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:18,529 you'd have ended up in a hellhole like this... 123 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:21,539 just lyin' around, neverworkin'... 124 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:23,700 without a care in your head... 125 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:26,745 full oflong, luxurious hippie hair! 126 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:28,746 ??[SitarPlaying] 127 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:34,343 Oh, HomerJ., how doyou keep your hair so rich and full? 128 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,821 Lather, rinse and repeat. Always repeat. 129 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:41,553 HomerJ., will you teach us to make love? 130 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:46,425 Wow. I could have lived like that? 131 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:50,024 You know, Homer, your mom was a pretty groovy chick. 132 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:53,628 And a demon in the sack. [ Chuckling ] 133 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:57,436 Ah, you heard about that, eh? [ Chuckles ] 134 00:07:57,543 --> 00:07:59,443 He heard. 135 00:07:59,545 --> 00:08:03,641 Anyway, I still think about her every time I walk by that mural she painted. 136 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:09,785 Oh! My mother painted that for me? 137 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:14,591 Oh, my God! My middle name is right behind that shrub. 138 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:17,822 I'll finally knowwhat "J" stands for. 139 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:21,798 From this moment forth, I will be known as Homer... 140 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:24,267 Jay Simpson! 141 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:26,668 [ Sniffles ] It's so beautiful. 142 00:08:26,772 --> 00:08:29,605 What a magical gift for my mother to leave me. 143 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:32,200 She also left her old poncho. 144 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:35,041 Get off ofthere, Ginsberg! 145 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:37,274 [Dog Yelps ] 146 00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:40,375 I'll treasure this poncho forever. Mwah. 147 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:42,545 Uh, you might want to wash that. 148 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:46,022 The dog has a lot of skin and bladder problems. 149 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,286 All right. We got what we came for. 150 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:51,727 Plus that stink rag to boot. Now let's hit the road. 151 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,924 [Grampa's Voice ]Just lyin'around... 152 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:56,934 neverworkin', without a care in-- 153 00:08:57,036 --> 00:09:00,472 My head full of long, luxurious hippie hair! 154 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,564 - I'll do it! - What? 155 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:05,269 I'm gonna be a hippie, just like Mom wanted. 156 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,278 I'm gonna let my spirit soar... 157 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,575 and love all ofGod's creatures. 158 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:13,140 - Get up, you stupid dog! - [ Yelps, Growls ] 159 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:17,578 Okay, ifI'm gonna be a realhippie... 160 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,851 I have to learn from the master... 161 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:22,553 Mr. Bob "Flower Child" Hope. 162 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:27,789 - Hey, peace, man. Far out. Groovy. I'm a hippie. - [Audience Cheering] 163 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:31,358 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Jill St.John. 164 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:35,099 - [ Crowd Cheering] - ?? [Intro ] 165 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:38,802 Hey, Bob, I just came to invite you to the love-in. 166 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:42,847 - [ Gurgles ] - I got you a date with the perfect flower child-- 167 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:44,849 Phyllis Diller. 168 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,681 - ?? [Drums ] - [Audience Laughing] 169 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:51,188 Let's get it on. [ Cackling ] 170 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:56,692 Now I know how Dean Rusk feels. Good night, everybody. 171 00:09:56,796 --> 00:10:00,994 Bummer. Love-in. Dean Rusk. By George, I've got it! 172 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:04,695 - ?? [ Humming ] - Dad, do you mind? 173 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:07,671 Your feet are really close to my potato. 174 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:11,834 Your potato? You can't, like, own a potato, man. 175 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:15,072 It's one of Mother Earth's creatures. 176 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:18,548 - [ Belches ] - Homer, excuse yourself!. 177 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:22,178 No way, narc! Bodily functions are a natural thing. 178 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,756 - Not to mention hilarious. - [ Fart Noise ] 179 00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:27,758 You know, I really don't appreciate being called a narc. 180 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:31,819 And that poncho is filthy. Let me dry-clean it foryou. 181 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:34,491 Would you--Why doyou have to turn everything... 182 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,262 into one big plastic hassle? 183 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,304 Marge, you got too many hang-ups. 184 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:44,138 Like the whole shaving trip. Come on! I want to see those legs all furry and gross. 185 00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:47,576 - That ain't gonna happen, bub. - Well, at least lose the bra. 186 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:51,878 Free the Springfield two, Marge! Free the Springfield two! 187 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:54,919 I thinkyou've had too much strawberrywine. 188 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:57,717 ?? [ Humming ] 189 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:02,351 [Maude Screams ] Help! Oh, I've neverseen anything like-- 190 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:04,429 My eyes have been soiled. 191 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:07,499 Come on, Maude! The human wang is a beautiful thing. 192 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,364 Homer, for Godsakes, putyourponcho on! 193 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:13,097 Okay, okay! Narc. 194 00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:17,234 [ Both Grunting ] 195 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,176 - Ahhh! - Ohhh! 196 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:22,873 - Heads up! - Hey, it's HomerJay! 197 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,712 My man! You've gone granola! 198 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:28,343 - Right on! -Join the hack. 199 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,790 [ Grunts ] 200 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,792 Oh. 201 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:38,193 That was cool. I think I'll stick around. 202 00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:40,390 We've got everything we need right here. 203 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:43,935 Good times. Sunshine. Free love. 204 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,664 - [ Gurgles ] - [ Horn Blares ] 205 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,740 Okay, time to get back to work. 206 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,775 Work? Butyou're hippies! 207 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,936 - Oh, we were on a break. - Time is money, man. 208 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,752 Huh? What is this place? 209 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:07,258 We are the largest organic juice company in Springfield. 210 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:10,123 We grow our own vegetables and process them right here... 211 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,720 and we give halfthe profits to war orphans. 212 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:17,292 Profits, profits, profits! What kind ofhippies areyou? 213 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:21,806 Peter Fonda must be spinning in his grave. 214 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,671 Hey, we're just trying to pay the bills, Homer. 215 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,677 I mean, we're still hippies at heart. 216 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:29,805 Oh, yeah? When's the last time you freaked out the establishment? 217 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,815 You guys are total sell-outs! 218 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:35,216 Wait! Don'tyou work for a nuclear power plant? 219 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:39,553 Look. We can sit here all day and play the blame game... 220 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,489 orwe can start freaking people out! 221 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,494 Come on! Where's your freak bus? 222 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,690 - I drive a Saturn. - A Saturn? 223 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:50,895 We used to have a bus. In a way, the '60s ended the daywe sold it-- 224 00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:53,198 December 31, 1 969. 225 00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:56,069 Yeah, an old-time freak-out sounds tempting, Homer... 226 00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,336 but we've got a big order to fill. 227 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:02,938 Fine. I guess the juice business is more important than the ideals... 228 00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:07,314 our hippie forefathers refused to go to war and die for. 229 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:12,288 [ Sighs ] I suppose we could duck out for a couple hours. 230 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:15,554 Hey, we'll call it a business trip and write offthe mileage. 231 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:19,392 Nowyour freak flag's flyin'! Let the freak-out begin! 232 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,796 Whoo-hoo! 233 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:25,268 ??['60s Rock] 234 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:28,931 Ohh. 235 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:31,737 - We're never gonna freak anybody out with this music. - ?? [Stops ] 236 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:36,747 I brought something from my personal stash that'll blow some minds. 237 00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,840 ?? ['80s Pop ] 238 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:46,091 - ?? [ Continues ] - Will you turn that down just a little? 239 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:49,491 ?? ['60s Rock] 240 00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:53,360 Hey, square! Expand your mind! 241 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:56,229 The doors of perception are open for business! 242 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,235 [ Chuckles ] Thanks for the tip, Homer. 243 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,430 ?? [Ends ] 244 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:04,771 Never fear! The cosmic fool is here... 245 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:09,780 to blow the lid offyour conformist, button-down world! 246 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,715 - [ Laughing ] - Weirdos. 247 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:15,514 Hi, Marge. We're freaking out squares. 248 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:18,886 - Oh, Lord. - What's in your brand-new bag, mama? 249 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,118 It's that pair of Dockers you wanted. 250 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,559 48 waist with the balloon seat, right? 251 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:26,961 - [ Laughing ] - Marge! Not in front ofthe hippies. 252 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,694 - ??[Kazoo] - Uh-oh. 253 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:33,135 - I don't like the sound ofthat. - ?? [ Continues ] 254 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:36,902 Oh, please, God, don't let them come in here. 255 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,806 - [ All Gasping ] - Hearye! Hearye! 256 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:41,903 The intergalactic jester proclaims... 257 00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:45,006 this conformity factory closed! 258 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:47,847 [ Children Cheering ] 259 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:49,853 Whoo-hoo! 260 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:53,550 Hmm. Fifteen years ofloyal service, and this is how they tell me? 261 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:56,093 A jesterwith an invisible proclamation. 262 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,595 ??['80s Pop] 263 00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:02,565 That was fun. I don't know ifwe actually freaked anyone out, but-- 264 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:06,069 - No, no, no. Marge was definitely freaked out. - Thanks, Homer. 265 00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:09,572 It was nice to reconnect with our hippie roots, if only for a-- 266 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:12,269 What the hell! 267 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:14,778 - Oh, no! - Oh, man! 268 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,745 [Munchie Groaning] 269 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,682 Your Frisbee jammed the juice-ilator, Homer. 270 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:23,982 Our entire shipment is ruined! 271 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,354 Uh, uh, pretty, uh, freaky, huh? 272 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:31,657 The only people who are going to be freaked out are our stockholders! 273 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,232 I'm sensing some negative vibes here. 274 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,962 But I promise tomorrow's freak-out will go a lot smoother. 275 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,231 There won't be any more freak-outs. 276 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:43,536 You're not a hippie, and you neverwere. 277 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:46,304 - Yes, but-but the poncho-- - Please, Homer... 278 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,676 just leave us alone. 279 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,646 Hmm. 280 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:59,388 How could you let me turn into you? 281 00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:01,425 Bu-Bu-But the poncho! 282 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,518 [ Mimicking ] "Bu-Bu-But the poncho." 283 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,325 Hit the road, square. 284 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,668 [ Grunts ] 285 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:15,001 Uh-oh. 286 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:18,008 [Seth Shouting] Oh, for cryin'out loud! 287 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,248 Stunned league officials say point shaving may have occurred... 288 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:28,116 in as many as three Harlem Globetrotters games. 289 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:31,917 And in business news, Groovy Grove Juice Corporation has announced... 290 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,288 it will miss delivery on its third-quarter shipment. 291 00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:38,056 A spokesman attributed the production shutdown to a half-witted oaf. 292 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:41,530 Ah, it was sweet ofthose guys to blame an oaf... 293 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,567 but really it was my fault. 294 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,536 I just don't have the discipline to be a hippie. 295 00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,334 Oh, does this mean you're going to start showering again? 296 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,136 Perhaps, in time. 297 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:53,768 Ah, cheer up, Dad. You make a great hippie. 298 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,847 Ah, you'rejust saying that. 299 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,246 No, really. You're lazy and self-righteous. 300 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,477 And the soles ofyour feet are jet-black. 301 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,851 Well, I do walk through pretty much anything. 302 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,856 Oh, you kids are sweet. 303 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,426 I knowyou feel bad about the juice incident... 304 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,620 but I'm sureyou can make up for it somehow. 305 00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:13,596 That's it! Somehow! 306 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:22,433 Sleep, gentle hippies. Sleep. 307 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,704 Let old HomerJay set things right. 308 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,712 ??['60s Rock] 309 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:32,875 ??[Continues ] 310 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,713 Huh? 311 00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:39,984 - [ Gopher Squealing ] - [ Screaming ] 312 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:42,617 ??[Continues ] 313 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,498 [ Screaming ] 314 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,833 ??[Song Ends ] 315 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,038 Good morning, starshine, Seth. 316 00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:00,043 [ Both Gasp ] 317 00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,170 - What's going on? - What happened to our crops? 318 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:06,217 I picked 'em,juiced 'em and delivered 'em to every store in town. 319 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:08,843 Your business is saved. 320 00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:11,252 But there weren't enough vegetables left to fill that order. 321 00:18:11,356 --> 00:18:14,154 [ Laughs ] That's what I thought at first. 322 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,524 But then I found the other garden behind the barn... 323 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:20,097 the one with the camouflage netting. 324 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,565 - Uh-oh. - Homer... 325 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:26,035 those were our personal vegetables. 326 00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:30,438 Well, now the whole town can benefit from their nutrients. 327 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:33,943 ?? [Psychedelic Rock] 328 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,913 [ Sighs ] Fergie! 329 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:39,575 Willie, you complete me. 330 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:42,085 - ?? [ Continues ] - Saints be praised! 331 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:43,882 Oh, closer. 332 00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:46,856 I've always dreamed ofthis moment. 333 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,658 [ Moaning ] 334 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:56,997 [ Gulping ] 335 00:18:57,102 --> 00:19:00,970 - [ Screams ] - [ Growling ] 336 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,667 [ Screams ] 337 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:05,470 [ Growling Continues ] 338 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:11,610 Oh! Thanks, Pinky! You've always been there for me. 339 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:20,048 - [ Gasps ] - [ Bears Giggling ] 340 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,389 Mornin', Ned. 341 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:28,691 - Pucker up, Ned. - [ Screams ] 342 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,701 ??[Continues ] 343 00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:36,069 [ Both Laughing ] 344 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:41,945 [ Both Laughing ] 345 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,515 - We are so old. - Yeah. 346 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,514 [ Laughing ] 347 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,284 Lou! Lou! Areyou all right? 348 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:57,226 The electricyellow has got me by the brain banana. 349 00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,456 I see. 350 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:06,795 My God! It's nothin' but carrots and peyote. 351 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:09,339 Damn longhairs never learn, Chief. 352 00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:12,899 Yeah, it's time for an old-fashioned hippie ass-whomping. 353 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:16,242 [ Sirens Wailing ] 354 00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:19,249 Attention, hippies! Come out peacefully... 355 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:23,082 so we can smash your drug mill and all yourworldly possessions. 356 00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:25,918 Officer, please. We can explain. 357 00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:30,427 Not so fast, pig! We're making a stand! A freaky stand! 358 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,690 You can smash this drug barn all you want... 359 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:36,757 but firstyou'll have to smash our heads open like ripe melons! 360 00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:39,462 This man does not represent us. 361 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:43,769 All right, boys, setyour nightsticks on whomp. 362 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,810 Uh, mine's stuck on twirl. 363 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,210 Oh, for the love of-- There. 364 00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,509 Now let's crack some skulls. 365 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:56,577 Seth, Munchie, they can destroy our bodies and our ponchos... 366 00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:59,623 but they can never silence our song of protest. 367 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:02,455 ?? [ Singing '80s Pop ] 368 00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:09,692 - Come on, guys. - Forget the clubs.Just shoot 'em. 369 00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:11,894 - [ Rifles Cocking ] - Look atyourselves. 370 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,904 Pointing guns atyour fellow man. 371 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:18,102 Hatredis a cage that keeps us from soaring free. 372 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,770 Yes, the '60s may be dead and gone... 373 00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,712 and its spirit long since extinguished... 374 00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:26,716 but its ideals live on. 375 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:32,121 Freedom, love and peace. 376 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:34,158 D'oh! 377 00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:36,159 [Bell Chimes ] 378 00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:40,556 - Doctor, will he be all right? - Yes. He was lucky. 379 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,464 Ifthat had been a gladiola, he'd be dead right now. 380 00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:46,059 - Why don't you just pull it out? - [ Laughing ] 381 00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:48,298 I'm a doctor, not a gardener. 382 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:51,240 Can'tyou just prune some ofthe leaves so I can watch TV? 383 00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:52,640 What did I just say? 384 00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:56,180 ?? [Sitar] 385 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:24,007 ?? [HomerSinging '80s Pop ] 386 00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:38,123 ?? [Ends ] I buried Flanders. 387 00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:39,021 ?? [Ends ] I buried Flanders. 388 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:41,024 Shh!