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The Day the Violence Died

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We now return to our 48-hour
Itchy & Scratchy...

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...diamond jubilee marathon.

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Celebrating 75 years of rib-tickling
brutality and hilarious atrocities.

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Lisa, if I ever stop loving violence...

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...I want you to shoot me.
- Will do.

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Tonight, a stowaway bear is
terrorizing space shuttle astronauts.

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But first, a sneak peek at tomorrow's
Itchy & Scratchy parade.

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Hello, everybody. I'm here,
live on Main Street...

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...where fans are already staking out the
best seats for the anniversary parade.

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- Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad!
- Bye, kids.

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On your way back,
pick up a six-pack of beer.

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Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night.

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- Where do you think you're going?
- Downtown.

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To get seats for the
Itchy & Scratchy parade.

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I won't have my children sitting alone
on a cold, dangerous street all night.

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Homer, you go too.

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Why can't they just take the gun?

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Hey, the comic book store's still open.

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- Save our seats.
- Will do.

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Hello.

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Hey, sister, just give me
a chance to get next to you.

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Hey, my threads, baby.

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How come I've never seen
that Itchy & Scratchy before?

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Because you are
a prepubescent ignoramus.

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This is a bootleg copy of
Itchy & Scratchy Meet Fritz the Cat.

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Because of its frank depiction
of sex and narcotic consumption...

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...it is not for infantile intellects
such as yours. Now, toodle-oo.

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Cool.

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I'll give you 10 bucks for that.

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Are you the creator of "Hi and Lois"?
Because you're making me laugh.

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That drawing is worth
exactly $ 750 American.

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It's valuable, huh?

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Your powers of deduction
are exceptional.

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I can't allow you
to waste them here...

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...when there are crimes going unsolved
at this very moment. Go! Go!

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- For the good of the city!
- Loser.

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Aw, nerts!

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- Which one's Itchy? The car?
- The mouse.

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Oh, I guess that's not him then.

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Represented on this next float
is Roger Myers, Sr...

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...who founded his company
in 1921...

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...and struck it big when he teamed up
a mouse named Itchy...

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...with a cat named Scratchy.

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Here we see him
creating the two comical characters...

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...out of thoughts
he plucks from his head.

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And that man waving from the front
of the float is his son, Roger Myers, Jr.

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Oh, isn't this just the most fun
you've ever had in your life, Dave?

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Yes, Suzanne. It is.

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Forget this. I'm out of here.

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Hey, Bart!

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And now the parade
has entered Bum Town.

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Oh, it's all just so exciting, Dave.

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This certainly seems to be
a poorly planned parade route.

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Hey, wait up!

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Get out of Bum Town,
you no-talent bum.

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Show some respect, man.
That no-talent created Itchy & Scratchy.

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He didn't create Itchy. I did.

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He stole the character
from me in 1928.

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When I complained,
his thugs kicked me out of his office...

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...and dropped an anvil on me.

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Luckily, I was carrying
an umbrella at the time.

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You invented Itchy?
The Itchy & Scratchy Itchy?

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Sure. In fact, I invented
the whole concept of cartoon violence.

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Before I came along, all cartoon animals
did was play the ukulele.

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- I changed all that.
- Well, I'm not calling you a liar, but...

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But I can't think of a way
to finish that sentence.

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So I'm a liar, am I?

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"Itchy the lucky mouse
in Manhattan Madness."

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That's the first Itchy cartoon
ever made.

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And it was made by me,
Chester J. Lampwick.

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Find me a 90-year-old projector
and I'll prove it to you.

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"Itchy runs afoul of an Irishman."

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Look out, Itchy! He's Irish!

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Come on, Itchy, kill him!
Kill that guy!

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"A chance for more mis..."

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Look at that fat oaf.

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That's Teddy Roosevelt.

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I can't believe it. That was Itchy,
all right. You did invent him.

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When people see this,
you'll be rich and famous.

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That was a nice film I had once.

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Last time I try to impress
a 4-year-old.

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Well, see you, kid.

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You can't just go back to the gutter.

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You created Itchy.
You should be a millionaire.

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Roger Myers wouldn't give me
a cent in the '20s.

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Why would he give me anything now?

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You asked Roger Myers, Sr. For money.

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Roger Myers, Jr. Is in charge
of the studio now. He's a good man.

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Every Christmas,
he goes to the pound...

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...and rescues one cat and one mouse
and gives them to a hungry family.

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The studio's closed until Tuesday.

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Animators have AA on Monday.

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You can stay at my house until then.

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My parents won't mind.
They won't even know about it.

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All right. The coast is clear.

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- There's a box you can sleep in.
- Thanks.

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- Just move that cot out of the way.
- Okay.

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Do you know what radon is?

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- No.
- Good night.

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Spare change?

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Mom, there's a weird smell
and a lot of cursing...

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...coming from the basement,
and Dad's upstairs.

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Oh, it's just Bart
and a mysterious stranger.

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He's not a regular bum, Mom.
He's a genius bum.

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He created Itchy,
and he's the father of cartoon violence.

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He just needs to stay here
till tomorrow.

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We're going to Itchy & Scratchy
Studios to pick up his check.

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If it's just for one more night.

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So let's review.

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You two screwballs have just
strolled in here fresh from the sewer...

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...and given me a bunch of bulldink
about creating Itchy, with no proof...

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...and you expect me
to give you how much?

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Eight hundred billion dollars.

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Well, that brought back
a lot of memories.

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All right, gentlemen,
I'll take your case.

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But I'm going to have to ask
for a $ 1000 retainer.

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A thousand dollars?
But your ad says "no money down."

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They got this all screwed up.

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WORKS ON CONTINGENCY?
NO, MONEY DOWN!

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So you don't work
on a contingency basis?

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No, money down!

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Oops, shouldn't have this
Bar Association logo here either.

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- Hey, Dad, can I have $ 1000?
- All right. Wait a minute. For what?

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- To pay for a lawyer for my bum.
- Forget it.

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I thought I recognized you.

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I gave you a plate of corn muffins
back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop.

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- And you never did it!
- Those corn muffins were lousy.

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- Paint my chicken coop!
- Make me.

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That does it. One of them has to go.

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- Okay. Grampa.
- No. The B-U-M.

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Wait. There's an easy way
to get rid of Chester...

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...without sending him
back to the gutter.

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And all it will cost you is $ 1000.

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Exhibit A. Steamboat Itchy.
Dated 1928.

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The very first
Itchy & Scratchy cartoon.

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And the credits clearly state, "Written,
directed and created by Roger Myers."

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"Music by Roger Myers
and George Gershwin."

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"Produced by Roger Myers
and Joseph P. Kennedy."

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"Copyright 1928 by Roger Myers."

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You will also notice Mr. Myers'
name and copyright notice...

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...on the original drawings of the other
members of the Itchy & Scratchy family:

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"Brown-Nose Bear, Disgruntled Goat,
Flatulent Fox...

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...Rich Uncle Skeleton
and Dinner Dog."

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My client's film predates
all of those things, Your Honor.

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Oh, yes. I'd forgotten.

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Your famous film!

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The one you destroyed
before the trial...

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...and haven't been able
to find another copy of.

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Oh, yes. That film.

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Yes. You don't have a copy, do you?

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Krusty, have you ever seen
this so-called animation genius before?

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- Yes, I have.
- You have?

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I gave him a couple of blintzes
to paint my fence.

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- But he never did it!
- Those blintzes were terrible.

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- Paint my fence!
- Make me.

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Give me back those blintzes then!

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Order. Order.
We don't care about your blintzes.

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Now, Mr. Lampwick,
when Roger Myers stole your character...

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- Objection.
- Sustained.

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If I hear "objection"
and "sustained" one more time...

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...I think I'm going to scream.

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- Objection.
- Sustained.

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Roger Myers didn't create
any of his characters. He stole them all!

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- He stole them all?
- That could turn this case around.

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The only characters
Myers could come up with...

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...were pathetic stick figures
with the words "Sarcastic Horse"...

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...and "Manic Mailman" printed on them.

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And they stank.

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So he started stealing
other people's characters.

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- That's a lie.
- Are you saying under oath, Mr. Myers...

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...that your father didn't steal any of the
characters associated with your studio?

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Well, I don't think I am under oath.

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But, yes, my father created them all.

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Except for Flatulent Fox.
That was based on a true story.

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But he did create Itchy.
That's one thing I am sure of.

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Mr. Hutz, we've been in here
for four hours.

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Do you have any evidence at all?

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Well, Your Honor, we've got
plenty of hearsay and conjecture.

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Those are kinds of evidence.

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Your Honor, I move for dismissal.

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I've got it! Dad, give me $ 750.

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Okay.

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Keep the trial going.
I'll be right back.

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Your Honor, I'd like to call
all of my surprise witnesses again.

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Thank you.

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I knew I had seen
this exact scene somewhere else.

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It was in the movie
Mr. Lampwick showed me.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
this drawing was made in 1919.

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Nine years before Roger Myers made
his first Itchy & Scratchy cartoon.

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That could've been drawn
by anyone at any time.

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There's no signature or date.

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Look under the frame, Brad.

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Careful, careful.

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It's there!

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"To Roger Myers.

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Keep drawing. Your moxie more
than makes up for your lack of talent.

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Your pal, Chester J. Lampwick.
Sept. 3, 1919."

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Okay. Maybe my dad did steal Itchy.
But so what?

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Animation is built on plagiarism.

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If it weren't for someone
plagiarizing The Honeymooners...

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...we wouldn't have The Flintstones.

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If someone hadn't ripped off
Sergeant Bilko, there'd be no Top Cat.

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Huckleberry Hound,
Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear.

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Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson,
Art Carney.

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Your Honor, you take away
our right to steal ideas...

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...where are they gonna come from?
Her?

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How about Ghost Mutt?

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The court rules in favor
of Mr. Lampwick.

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Itchy & Scratchy Studios will pay
a restitution of $800 billion.

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Though that amount will probably
come down a bit on appeal.

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I hope you're happy, kid.

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The studio's bankrupt.

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You just killed Itchy & Scratchy.

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- We killed Itchy & Scratchy?
- Good riddance.

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Wanna go celebrate?
I feel like liver and onions.

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What are you gonna do
with all your money?

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Well, first off...

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...here's your $ 1000 back
for hiring that lawyer.

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And $ 750 for the drawing.

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And here's a couple of bucks
for your trouble.

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Look, Marge. A couple of bucks.

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As for the rest of it...

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...I'm gonna buy the thing
I've been dreaming of...

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...all the years I spent in the gutter...

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...a solid-gold house.

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Well, Itchy & Scratchy are gone.

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But here's a cartoon
that tries to make learning fun!

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Sorry about this, kids. But stay tuned.

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We got some real good toy commercials
coming right up. I swear.

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Hey, who left all this garbage
on the steps of Congress?

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I'm not garbage.

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I'm an amendment to be
Yes, an amendment to be

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And I'm hoping that
They'll ratify me

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There's a lot of flag burners
Who have got too much freedom

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I wanna make it legal
For policemen to beat 'em

237
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'Cause there's limits
To our liberties

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Least I hope and pray
That there are

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'Cause those liberal freaks
Go too far

240
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But why can't we just make
a law against flag burning?

241
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Because that law
would be unconstitutional.

242
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But if we changed the Constitution...

243
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Then we could make
all sorts of crazy laws.

244
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Now you're catching on.

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- What the hell is this?
- It's a campy '70s throwback...

246
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...that appeals to Generation Xers.

247
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We need another Vietnam
to thin out their ranks a little.

248
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What if people say you're not
good enough to be in the Constitution?

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Then I'll crush
All opposition to me

250
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And I'll make
Ted Kennedy pay

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If he fights back
I'll say that he's gay

252
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Good news, amendment.
They ratified you.

253
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You're in the U.S. Constitution.

254
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Oh, yeah! Door's open, boys.

255
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:44,420
So it's true!

256
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Some cartoons do encourage violence.

257
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We gotta get Itchy & Scratchy back.

258
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And soon!

259
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,622
You've got to make more
Itchy & Scratchy cartoons.

260
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The judge says it's okay as long
as you pay Mr. Lampwick royalties.

261
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Royalties?

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I don't have the money
to produce the cartoons.

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I lost everything.

264
00:17:07,147 --> 00:17:08,739
I can't even keep my dad's head...

265
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...in the freaking
cryogenic center anymore.

266
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You comfortable in there, Daddy?

267
00:17:14,987 --> 00:17:18,297
Look, if money's the only problem,
I know a guy who has lots of it.

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Shoeshine, sir?

269
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Comb your hair for you, sir?

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Sir? Sir? Sir?

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Okay. Catch you on the way back.

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- Oh, hi, kids.
- Hi, Chester.

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Would you pay to make more
Itchy & Scratchy cartoons?

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You'll get more royalties.

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I don't need any more money.
I'm not greedy.

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As long as I've got my health,
and my millions of dollars...

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...and my gold house and my rocket car,
I don't need anything else.

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- Yes, but...
- Not interested.

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Dad, can we have $ 183,000?

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What for?

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We want to finance
a series of animated cartoons.

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Forget it!

283
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I give up. There's nothing we can do.

284
00:18:05,547 --> 00:18:06,946
Yeah, I agree.

285
00:18:07,107 --> 00:18:09,416
You wanna start on
trying to get Apu out of jail?

286
00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:10,861
Okay.

287
00:18:13,347 --> 00:18:15,622
Wait, kids. You can't
give up on Itchy & Scratchy.

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00:18:15,787 --> 00:18:17,505
You're always so good
at these things.

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Together, you've reunited
Krusty with his father...

290
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...gotten Principal Skinner
his job back...

291
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...and helped Dr. Riviera perform
open-heart surgery on your father.

292
00:18:26,187 --> 00:18:29,179
You've even foiled Sideshow Bob
on five separate occasions.

293
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And he's an evil genius.

294
00:18:31,227 --> 00:18:32,501
You're right, Mom.

295
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I'm sure if we put our minds to it,
we can solve this one too.

296
00:18:39,867 --> 00:18:41,664
Bart, look at this!

297
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,619
What a perfect plan.

298
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Now, Roger Myers' hotel
is just around...

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And so when no one could think of
a plan to resurrect Itchy & Scratchy...

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...a wonderful, irrepressible young boy
took it on his own to solve the problem.

301
00:18:58,307 --> 00:19:01,697
He discovered that
the postal service's Mr. Zip...

302
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...was just a rip-off of my father's
stick-figure character, Manic Mailman.

303
00:19:08,507 --> 00:19:12,420
So the government gave me
a huge cash settlement.

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And Itchy & Scratchy Studios
is back in business.

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00:19:17,587 --> 00:19:20,499
Thanks to you, Lester.

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00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:26,297
- What the hell is going on?
- I don't know.

307
00:19:26,467 --> 00:19:29,743
But it looks like you might have
a little competition all of a sudden.

308
00:19:30,147 --> 00:19:33,457
Thanks, everybody. But I couldn't
have done all this without the help...

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...of my brainy sister, Eliza.

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I, too, owe many thanks
to Lester and Eliza.

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This is a great vindication for anybody
who was ever taking a bath...

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...went to get the paper, fell down...

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00:19:47,147 --> 00:19:49,786
...had the door slam behind them
and the doorknob break off.

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00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:54,902
And I'd like to thank Lester
for reuniting me with my estranged wife.

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- I never even heard about that.
- I don't understand it.

316
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We're always the ones
who solve these problems.

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00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:06,579
I guess you don't need it now,
but we had a plan too.

318
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,944
Hey, great! Listen, write it down
and mail it to last week...

319
00:20:10,107 --> 00:20:11,460
...when I might've cared.

320
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:14,659
I've got cartoons to make, kids.

321
00:20:40,827 --> 00:20:42,101
You kids must be so happy.

322
00:20:42,267 --> 00:20:44,861
Your cute little cartoon friends
are back on the air.

323
00:20:45,027 --> 00:20:47,939
Yes. Well, technically, everything
worked out all right. But...

324
00:20:48,107 --> 00:20:49,335
- But?
- Well...

325
00:20:49,787 --> 00:20:53,143
I wasn't the one who solved
the problem. And neither was Lisa.

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There's something unsettling
about that.

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