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Scenes From the Class Struggle
in Springfield

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Oh, he wants that corn so much.

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This is so good.

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I wanna see what's on
the other broadcasts.

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Where's the oscillator
on this thing?

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- No, Grampa! Don't!
- Dad, sit down!

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Gosh darn it. What does this do?

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Oh, I'll make
my adjustments here and...

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Yay! We're getting a new TV.

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Let's go to The Sharper Image. They've
got a TV shaped like a '50s diner.

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No, let's go to The Nature Company.

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They got a TV assembled
by Hopi Indians.

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We can't afford to shop at any store
that has a philosophy.

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We just need a TV.

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We're going to go
to the outlet mall in Ogdenville.

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Look at these low, low prices
on famous brand-name electronics.

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Don't be a sap, Dad.
These are just crappy knockoffs.

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I know a genuine Panaphonics
when I see it.

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And look, there's Magnetbox
and Sorny.

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Listen, I'm not going to lie to you.
Those are all superior machines.

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But if you like to watch your TV,
and I mean really watch it...

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...you want the Carnivalé.

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It features two-pronged wall plug,
pre-molded handgrip well...

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...durable outer casing
to prevent fall-apart.

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Sold. You wrap it up,
I'll start bringing in the pennies.

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Honey, I don't think
these clothes are us.

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Who are they?

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Hey, Brandine.
You could wear this shirt to work.

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Oh, Cletus, I gotta wear the shirt
what Dairy Queen give me.

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Hey, Mom, there's something in here.

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Oh, it's beautiful.

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Can it be a real Chanel?

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It is.

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Ninety dollars.

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But it's marked down from 2800.

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Oh, you look so sophisticated.

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- Just like Mary Hart.
- It fits like a dream too.

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But we can't afford $90,
even if it is a bargain.

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It wouldn't be right
to buy something just for me.

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If it were a suit we could all wear,
maybe then.

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Come on. You never treat yourself
to anything.

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Oh, sure I do. I treated myself
to a Sanka not three days ago.

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- But this is a real find.
- Just buy it.

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You don't have
to rationalize everything.

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All right, I will buy it.

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It'll be good for the economy.

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You look great.

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Really? You like it?

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Oh, I'd love to wear this
someplace special.

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Sperlock's Cafeteria it is.

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What about the symphony
or the theater?

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What's the point of going out?

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We're just gonna wind up
back here anyway.

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Oh, Mrs. Simpson, you are looking
very prosperous today.

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Might I interest you in some of our
impulse items here by the cash register?

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Perhaps a crazy, motorized
wiggle pen?

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Look at the craziness.

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Attendant, I'd like some gas.

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Yes, I'm sorry.
I do not speak English. Okay.

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But you were just talking...

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Yes, yes. Hot dog, hot dog.
Yes, sir. No, sir. Maybe. Okay.

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Well, I can't pump it myself.
I'm calling AAA.

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I used to be a little overwhelmed too,
but it's not that hard.

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I can show you.

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Marge, is that you?

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Marge Bouvier from high school?

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Yeah. Hi. Hi, Evelyn.

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How about that?
Marge, you look wonderful.

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And to think I heard
you married Homer Simpson.

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I did marry Homer.

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Come. You must show me
the pumps.

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Ninety percent of the time,
if the gas isn't pumping...

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...this is your problem.

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Automotive skills and fashion sense.

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You've come a long way from the girl
I knew nothing about in school.

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We ran with different crowds.

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You had your debutante balls
and skinny-dipping...

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...and I had my
home shoe-repair course.

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Oh, Marge, you haven't changed a bit
as far as I know.

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Say, why don't you drop by
the country club tomorrow?

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Oh, and bring the family.

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You there, fill it up
with petroleum distillate.

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And re-vulcanize my tires, posthaste.

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Bart, comb your hair.

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Homer, I don't think you should wear
a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.

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Oh, but Sipowicz does it.

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If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff,
would you jump too?

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I wish I was Sipowicz.

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Do I have to go? That country club
is a hotbed of exclusionist snobs...

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...and status-seeking social climbers.

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I've told you I don't like you using
the word "hotbed."

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Please, Lisa. We so rarely
get to do things like this.

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And, everybody... Everybody, please,
be on your best behavior.

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- Bart, no grifting.
- Raspberries.

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- Name, please?
- Simpson family.

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We're not poor.

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- Well, we're not.
- Go on in. They're expecting you.

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- Living large.
- Oh, my.

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I've always dreamed of coming here.

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Everybody keep smiling
and I know we're going to fit right in.

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Marge, you made it.

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And you wore that lovely suit.

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Karyn, Gillian, Elizabeth, Patricia,
Roberta, Susan...

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...meet Marge.

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- Hi, how are you doing?
- Great to see you.

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Pleased to meet you.

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You look like such
a happy bunch of people.

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That's the trouble
with first impressions.

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You only get to make one.

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That reminds me
of a funny apron I saw.

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You know, Marge, your family
doesn't have to stand in the alcove.

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They're free to enjoy the club.

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Come on, kids. Let's go sit in the car
till your mom's done fitting in.

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Elizabeth is right. Why shout yourself
hoarse at incompetent salesclerks...

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...when you can get nearly everything
mail order?

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I won't eat anything unless it's shipped
overnight from Vermont or Washington.

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We order our steaks through
The New Yorker.

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I have a sneaking suspicion
that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer...

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...are selling me the same honey.

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I get food through the mail.

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But in a different way.

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Every month, Good Housekeeping arrives
in my mailbox bursting with recipes.

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Sometimes, the most satisfying meal
is the one you cook yourself.

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That's very true, Marge.

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One night, Wiff and I came home late,
and we decided not to wake Iris.

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And instead,
we microwaved our own soup.

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Of course, it was a horrible mess.
But Iris didn't mind cleaning it up.

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Why can't my Thurston be
more like Wiff?

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Didn't everybody
have a wonderful time?

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I thought it was so opulent...

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...like the Playboy Mansion,
but non-sexual.

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That place is weird.

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A man in the bathroom kept
handing me towels till I paid him to stop.

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Should have held out longer.

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- The rich are different from you and me.
- Yes, they're better.

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Socially better.

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And if we fit in,
we can be better too.

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So while you were out
being different...

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...I did a very good job of fitting in.

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So good that Evelyn gave us
a guest pass.

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They might even ask us to join.

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Boy, Marge.

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You must've really done a number
on those rich suckers.

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Don't thank me.
Thank my beautiful new suit.

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Fritz, you idiot.
I didn't order a bologna sandwich.

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I ordered an abalone sandwich.

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I don't know what Mom's thinking.
This country club scene is so decadent.

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All these spoiled brats
and their smug, complacent parents.

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It just reinforces the unspoken
class system of...

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Horses. Sitting on their high horses.
I'm sorry, I gotta go.

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We've got a winning hand.

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We can take the rest of the tricks.

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You better be careful.

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Purpose of this game is to make friends.
You don 't make them winning.

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Still, there's nothing more popular
than a gracious winner.

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Don 't ask me. I'm just hair.

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Your head stopped 18 inches ago.

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Queen of hearts.
I believe all the rest are ours.

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Well played.

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We could've stopped them
if you had changed to a different suit.

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I thought perhaps changing suits
had gone out of fashion, eh, Marge?

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You know, Homer, the traditional way
to cheat in golf is to lower your score.

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That's one way.

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I'm PGA Tour pro Tom Kite.

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How about I give you a few pointers
on your game?

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- Now, you don't want to overthink.
- Not an issue.

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Keep your head down.

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Pretend there's no one else here.

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And just go at your own pace.

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Wow, very impressive.

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You're a natural, Mr. Simpson.

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Really?

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All you need is your own set of clubs.

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And stay the hell out of my locker!

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You can keep the shoes.

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Marge, did you know that Kennedy
and Lincoln had the same handicap?

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Homer, please. I have to alter this suit
so it looks different for tomorrow.

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Just slap some bumper stickers on it
and come to bed, will you, Marge?

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Love your outfit, Marge.

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The vest says, "Let's have lunch,"
but the culottes say, "You're paying."

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Why, thank you, Roberta.

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Mom, look. I found something
more fun than complaining.

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Marge, your family
is fitting in perfectly here.

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If all goes well at Saturday's ball,
I'd love to sponsor you for membership.

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Oh, that would be
a dream come true.

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- I'll be there with bells on.
- Bells?

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Where exactly will you be attaching them
to that mangled Chanel suit?

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Oh, don't worry, Marge.

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Her idea of wit is nothing more
than an incisive observation...

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...humorously phrased and delivered
with impeccable timing.

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I'm sure you'll be a smash at the ball.
I know you'll have a lovely new outfit.

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- That's some fine chipping, Homer.
- Can you bank it in the handicap stall?

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Seat down.

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Who is that lavatory linksman,
Smithers?

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Homer Simpson, sir. A fork-and-spoon
operator from Sector 7G.

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Well, he's certainly got
a loose waggle.

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Perhaps I've finally found a golfer worthy
of a match with Monty Burns, eh?

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His waggle is no match for yours, sir.
I've never seen you lose a game.

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Except in '74 when you let Nixon win.
That was very kind of you, sir.

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Oh, he just looked so forlorn,
Smithers, with his:

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"Oh, I can't go to prison, Monty.
They'll eat me alive."

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Say, I wonder if this Homer Nixon
is any relation.

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Unlikely, sir. They spell and pronounce
their name differently.

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Schedule a game,
and I'll ask him myself.

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Oh, this game could mean
big things for me, Marge.

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If I beat Mr. Burns,
I mean really wallop him bad...

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...I'm sure to get that raise
I've been gunning for.

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All right, but if you win,
don't make a scene...

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...and dance around
with your "whoo-hoos".

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We can't afford a single slip-up.
They're judging us.

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Mom, did you like horses at my age?
Because I...

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I don't know.
Lisa, tonight is very important.

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Mommy has to alter her suit
so it looks like a totally new one.

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Wanna know 15 reasons
horses are better than cars?

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- One, a horse...
- I really need to concentrate, Lisa.

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- Would you mind?
- You know how a horse goes like this?

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- Mom.
- I've already altered this so many times.

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- It's almost impossible to...
- Mom! Mom!

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- Mom! Mom! Mom!
- Lisa, please!

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No! No, no, no!

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At times like this,
I guess all you can do is laugh.

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I need a formal dress for tonight.

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You've come to the right place.

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We've got classy duds
up the ying-yang.

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I call this one "Fantasy in Maroon."

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It's got some cigarette burns, but
we can patch them up with NuVinyl.

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It's a bit peppery for me.

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Why don't we put this
in the "maybe" pile?

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This was originally
a Halloween costume...

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...but it found its way
into my regular rotation.

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Good morning, Mr. Burns.

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- Beautiful day to be outside, isn't it?
- Rant on, Simpson.

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But your vainglorious boasting will only
add savor to my inevitable triumph.

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Yes.

235
00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:00,612
Yes, you're in deep d'oh now.

236
00:15:09,137 --> 00:15:13,016
Perfect as always, sir.
Right on the green.

237
00:15:19,017 --> 00:15:22,805
Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz,
and use an open-faced club.

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The sand wedge.

239
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Open-faced club sand wedge.

240
00:15:34,217 --> 00:15:36,333
You're four strokes behind, Simpson.

241
00:15:41,777 --> 00:15:46,646
Oh, a cunning stratagem, sir.
It's curving right toward the green.

242
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And it's there.

243
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He got to the green in one shot?

244
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How can that old man hit so far?

245
00:15:59,817 --> 00:16:03,856
Now, keep your head down.
Ignore all distractions.

246
00:16:11,577 --> 00:16:14,728
Miss? Miss, do you have
a Chanel suit...

247
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...or any other high-quality clothes?
- No, ma'am.

248
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:21,611
We do have a shipment of slightly-burnt
Sears activewear coming this afternoon.

249
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Oh, I give up.

250
00:16:23,937 --> 00:16:25,529
What time and how burnt?

251
00:16:25,817 --> 00:16:29,492
Cripes, man. Can't you ever
get to the green in less than two shots?

252
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,454
Smithers, what are you doing up here?

253
00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:41,166
What are you doing with his ball?
And all those other balls?

254
00:16:41,337 --> 00:16:42,770
There are no other balls.

255
00:16:42,977 --> 00:16:46,208
Just these reptile eggs.
Step away, they're endangered.

256
00:16:49,137 --> 00:16:52,209
These aren't reptile eggs.
You've been cheating.

257
00:16:52,377 --> 00:16:55,767
No matter where Mr. Burns hits the ball,
you put a fresh one on the green.

258
00:16:56,497 --> 00:16:58,772
Cheating? For me?

259
00:16:58,937 --> 00:17:01,371
Good Lord, Smithers,
that's patently unnecessary.

260
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I'm one of the world's finest golfers.

261
00:17:03,537 --> 00:17:07,928
In all of the years you've caddied for me,
I've never lost a...

262
00:17:09,337 --> 00:17:12,215
So...
You're not the best golfer here!

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00:17:12,377 --> 00:17:16,450
Wait till I tell everyone about this!
You stink!

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00:17:16,617 --> 00:17:18,767
Mr. Burns holds
a lot of sway at this club.

265
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:21,929
If you would keep quiet about
the alleged decades of cheating...

266
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...he'd support your application
for a membership.

267
00:17:24,657 --> 00:17:27,649
Bullhockey. I don't care
about joining this stupid club.

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00:17:27,817 --> 00:17:30,251
But does your wife?

269
00:17:34,177 --> 00:17:36,133
I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.

270
00:17:50,297 --> 00:17:53,175
Mom, you are looking fabulous.

271
00:17:53,337 --> 00:17:56,647
Yeah, you look great. You can do
anything with that sewing machine.

272
00:17:56,857 --> 00:17:58,734
No, I can't. Come on, let's go.

273
00:17:58,897 --> 00:18:02,128
- It's a new dress? Where did you get it?
- The outlet store.

274
00:18:02,337 --> 00:18:04,089
Wow, two finds in one store.

275
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,849
- What are the odds?
- Call it fate.

276
00:18:06,057 --> 00:18:07,649
- How much did it cost?
- A dollar.

277
00:18:07,857 --> 00:18:09,734
- With tax or without?
- Without.

278
00:18:09,937 --> 00:18:13,566
- So with tax, how much was it?
- Why do you question everything I do?

279
00:18:13,857 --> 00:18:15,131
You look nice is all.

280
00:18:19,977 --> 00:18:22,571
- Homer, what are you doing?
- Driving up to the building.

281
00:18:22,737 --> 00:18:25,615
- They got valet parking tonight.
- We can't drive this up there.

282
00:18:25,777 --> 00:18:28,416
They'll see the dent. They'll see
the coat-hanger antenna.

283
00:18:28,577 --> 00:18:32,013
- Stop the car. We're walking.
- But, Marge, valets.

284
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:34,247
For once, maybe someone
will call me "sir"...

285
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,453
...without adding,
"You're making a scene."

286
00:18:41,977 --> 00:18:44,127
I'm gonna regale everyone
with my anecdote.

287
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,527
You know, the one I tried to say
on the radio?

288
00:18:46,697 --> 00:18:48,449
Who's gonna bleep me this time?

289
00:18:48,657 --> 00:18:52,650
I'm gonna pose as an Italian count and
get an old lady to leave me her money.

290
00:18:52,817 --> 00:18:55,615
I'm gonna ask people if they know
their servants' last names.

291
00:18:55,777 --> 00:18:57,813
Or, in the case of butlers, their first.

292
00:18:57,977 --> 00:19:00,650
No, no, no. Not tonight.

293
00:19:02,537 --> 00:19:05,574
No vulgarity, no mischief,
no politics.

294
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:07,415
Just be good.

295
00:19:08,297 --> 00:19:10,094
I'm sorry, Mom. I'll behave.

296
00:19:10,257 --> 00:19:12,168
I won't say anything controversial.

297
00:19:12,377 --> 00:19:15,369
I just won't say anything,
okay, honey?

298
00:19:20,857 --> 00:19:22,449
You kids should thank your mother.

299
00:19:22,617 --> 00:19:27,247
Now that she's a better person,
we can see how awful we really are.

300
00:19:36,497 --> 00:19:38,533
Come here, Maggie.

301
00:19:38,857 --> 00:19:42,532
Oh, Homie, I like
your in-your-face humanity.

302
00:19:42,697 --> 00:19:46,167
I like the way Lisa speaks her mind.
I like Bart's...

303
00:19:47,697 --> 00:19:49,335
I like Bart.

304
00:19:50,497 --> 00:19:52,294
And I like my old green dress.

305
00:19:53,217 --> 00:19:56,015
I didn't have to spend our savings
on this stupid gown.

306
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:59,131
- Our savings?
- Don't worry. I saved the receipt.

307
00:19:59,297 --> 00:20:01,652
We'll have a $3300 credit at Chanel.

308
00:20:01,857 --> 00:20:03,973
They have beer and gum, right?

309
00:20:05,017 --> 00:20:06,291
Come on, let's go.

310
00:20:06,457 --> 00:20:10,689
I wouldn't wanna join any club
that would have this me as a member.

311
00:20:10,857 --> 00:20:15,055
It's okay. Those snobs never would've
made us members anyway.

312
00:20:17,177 --> 00:20:18,974
Well, I wonder
where Marge could be.

313
00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,253
She's missing her own initiation.

314
00:20:21,417 --> 00:20:25,933
I hope she didn't take my attempt
to destroy her too seriously.

315
00:20:26,657 --> 00:20:31,128
Where's Homer? And to think I spent
all afternoon baking him this cake.

316
00:20:33,537 --> 00:20:35,607
- I...
- I pickled the figs myself.

317
00:20:44,297 --> 00:20:46,857
Hey, did you guys
just come from the prom?

318
00:20:47,017 --> 00:20:48,052
Sort of.

319
00:20:48,217 --> 00:20:49,286
But you know...

320
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,608
...we realized we're more comfortable
in a place like this.

321
00:20:54,577 --> 00:20:57,375
Man, you're crazy.
This place is a dump.

322
00:20:57,937 --> 00:21:01,646
Oh, man. I'd be anywhere
except this place. That's for sure.

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