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Team Homer

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Oh, my God.
The MAD magazine special edition.

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They only put out 17 of these a year.

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Boy, they're really socking it
to that Spiro Agnew guy again.

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He must work there or something.

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- Let's do the Fold-In.
- Okay.

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"What higher power do
TV evangelists worship?"

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- I'll say God.
- I'll say Jesus.

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- "The almighty dollar"?
- "The almighty dollar"?

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You fold it, you bought it.

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"Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions."
I'm great at these.

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Ask me if something
smells funny in here.

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- Does something smell funny in here?
- I don't think so, stupid.

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Homie, you want pork chops?

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No, I want roast beef, you clod.

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Look at this.
"Special insert: Iron-On Madness."

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"Ban the Bath."

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"Don't Trust Anyone Over 10."

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"Sock It to Me."

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Those magazines create
a dangerous amount of laughter.

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"The all-ighty-ollar"?

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I get it.

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Gee, business stinks tonight.

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Where's Barney, Lenny and Carl?

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Oh, they never come around anymore
now that they got their mistresses.

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Might as well close the dump.

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- I am gonna drink you under the table.
- No, I am going to drink you under the...

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Well, you're closing.
It's getting late.

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My kids are probably wondering
where their daddy is.

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There's gotta be
someplace we can go.

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Think, Moe! Think!

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Sorry, it's league night.

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I couldn't give a lane
to my own mother.

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I have no son.

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Man, you go through life,
you try to be nice to people...

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...you struggle to resist the urge
to punch them in the face.

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And for what?

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For some pimply little puke to treat
you like dirt unless you're on a team.

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Well, I'm better than dirt.

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Well, most kinds of dirt.

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I mean, not that fancy
store-bought dirt.

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That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I...

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I can't compete with that stuff.

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That I cannot bowl wreaks havoc
with my self-esteem as well.

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But who am I to complain?

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I'm tired of being
a wannabe league bowler.

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I wanna be a league bowler.

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Hey, we can be a team.

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Excuse me, but my team
is ready to bowl.

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You're short one person.

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That longhaired freak's
bowled with us for years.

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Oh, I don't care
if it takes me all night.

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I'm gonna get me
that lobster harmonica.

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Come on, lobstie.

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Oh, okay.

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Then I just need your
$500 registration fee.

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Five hundred dollars? Oh, no problem.

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Would you take an out-of-state,
two-party, bad check?

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No, I will not pay you $500 for sex.

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Oh, come on, Marge.

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You're getting something in return,
and I'm getting a bowling team.

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It's win-win.

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It's sick.

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And I don't have
that kind of money to spend on sex.

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Maybe you could get someone with
money to sponsor you, like Mr. Burns.

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Burns never gives money to anybody.

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- Just last week I asked him for $ 1500.
- For what?

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I gotta get the third degree
from you too?

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- Tonight's homework assignment is...
- Oh, man, is it hot in here.

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I'd better take off my sweater.

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"Down...

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...with...

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...homework"?

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Don't look at it, children.

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- His shirt makes a good point.
- I'm with the shirt.

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Homework rots.

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Down with homework!
Down with homework!

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Down with homework!

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As I was saying, my yearly evaluation
couldn't have come at a better time.

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Well, Seymour, I must say
for once I am impressed.

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In fact, I am going to give
this school a perfect 10.

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I'll just write the zero first.

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Now a vertical line to indicate the one.

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Down with homework!

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Skinner, why are there
children walking on my head?

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So we meet again, MAD magazine.

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How do you know it's from MAD?

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The year was 1968. We were on
recon in a steaming Mekong delta.

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An overheated private
removed his flak jacket...

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...revealing a T-shirt with
an iron-on sporting the MAD slogan:

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"Up with miniskirts."

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We all had a laugh, even though
I didn't quite understand it.

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But our momentary lapse of concentration
allowed Charlie to get the drop on us.

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I spent the next three years
in a POW camp...

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...forced to subsist on
a thin stew made of fish...

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...vegetables, prawns, coconut milk
and four kinds of rice.

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I came close to madness
trying to find it here...

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...but they just can't get
the spices right.

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My punishment?

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I'm gonna have
to think about that.

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Meanwhile, wear this home.

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I need some more ether.

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I can still feel the movement
of the emery board.

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We're fresh out, sir.
I'll get some more.

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Leave the rag.

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Excuse me, Mr. Burns.

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Poppin' Fresh.
You glutinous little doughboy.

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There's something I've wanted
to do to you for years.

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Mr. Burns, I was wondering if you'd
like to sponsor my bowling team...

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...for $500.

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Oh, why, certainly, Poppin' Fresh.

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I owe my robust physique
to your tubes of triple-bleached goo.

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Hey, everybody, if you wanna ask
Burns for a favor, now's the time.

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He's doped up or dying or something.

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Excuse me, I'd like to request $ 17
for a push-broom rebristling.

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Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun.

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I'm going to get your Lucky Charms.

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Oh, no. My brains.

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Hey,
nice, quote, "uniforms," end quote.

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This just in. A new addition to
our Worst-Dressed List: Those guys.

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Oh, forget this.

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I am far too fragile to withstand
an evening of barbs like that.

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Come on. If we quit now, we'll never
know how badly they're gonna beat us.

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Yeah, you're right. That's the kind
of thing that would haunt you.

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What did he say? What did he say?
Was that about me?

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Okay, Otto, pressure's on.

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Don't choke, don't choke.
Don't choke.

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Oh, man. I knew I was gonna choke.

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Well, that's a funny-looking strike.

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Come on, guys, let's be the team
that supports each other.

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You can do it, Otto
You can do it, Otto

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Help each other out
That'll be our motto

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You can do it, Otto
You can do it, Otto

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Make this spare
I give you free gelato

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Then back to my place
Where I will get you blotto

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Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

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You can do it, Otto
You can do it...

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Guys, I made the spare.
We won.

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- Yeah! All right.
- Yes!

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Those beers are $5 apiece.

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- Let me set the scene for you.
- All right.

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It's a 7-10 split,
the hardest shot in bowling.

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It was all up to me.

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So I got up all my courage.

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Right away, my lips started to move...

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...and I came up with a chant
that won the match.

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Who knocked down the pins?

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I don't know. You know, some guy.

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- Otto, I guess.
- Good for him.

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Yes, but, Marge, you're not...
You're missing the point.

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The individual doesn't matter.

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It was a team effort.

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And I was the one who came up
with the whole team idea. Me.

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I can't believe Otto
picked up a 7-10 split.

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- Bu...
- He's phenomenal.

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But the...

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Several days ago,
a violent riot erupted...

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...incited by an inflammatory
T-shirt slogan.

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No, no. Now, don't try to
remember what that slogan was.

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To ensure that this frenzied dance
of destruction is never repeated...

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...I have decided, starting Monday...

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...all students will be required
to wear uniforms.

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Uniforms?

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Say hello to our little genius, Martin...

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...who looks even smarter in this
vest-and-short-pant combination...

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...from Mr. Boy of Main Street.

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Or how about little Lisa Simpson?

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She'll have no reason to play the blues
in this snappy ensemble...

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...topped off with
a saucy French beret...

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...that seems to scream "silence."

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Now, all right, pick your size,
extra-small or extra-large.

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We've got both.
No pushing now.

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I... What?

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I've just been informed
we've run out of extra-large.

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Go, Moe
Go, Moe

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Don’t make Homer shout out d'oh

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- All right.
- Yeah.

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All right, Snake, make us proud.

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One, two, three...

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...four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10.

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Bye.

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We forfeit.

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There it is, boys.

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The championship trophy.

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Oh, we will never possess it.

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The Holy Rollers have won it
five years in a row.

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They think they're
so high and mighty...

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...because they never got
caught driving without pants.

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God Boy couldn't get a strike.

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It's me, Ned.

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Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit
in these pockets.

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And these shorts leave
nothing to the imagination.

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These uniforms suck.

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Bart, where do you pick
up words like that?

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That team sure did suck last night.

196
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They just plain sucked.

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I've seen teams suck before...

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...but they were the suckiest bunch
of sucks that ever sucked.

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Homer, watch your mouth.

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I gotta go.
My wiener kids are listening.

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We are not wieners.

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- What are you dressed like that for?
- They made us.

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Oh, they made us.
That's loser talk.

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You gotta start acting
more like me and my team...

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...the future champions of the world.

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Nothing's gonna stop us now.

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00:11:14,027 --> 00:11:16,825
Stop everything. I don't remember
writing a check for bowling.

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00:11:17,027 --> 00:11:18,938
Sir, that's a check for
your boweling.

209
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Oh, yes. That's very important.

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Yes, sir. Remember that month
you didn't do it?

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Yes, that was unpleasant
for all concerned.

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Anyway, back to the checks.

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Stop everything. I don't remember
writing a check for bowling.

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The memo says,
"To my pal, Poppin' Fresh."

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Oh, yes. That greedy,
grasping, glob of chemicals.

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Probably an ether-induced hallucination.

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I'll check the employee files to see who
could pull off such an impersonation.

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Now, it was either
Pops Freshenmeyer...

219
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...or Homer Simpson.

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Simpson, eh?

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Let's shut down
this bowling scam right now.

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Come on, Homer
Come on, Homer

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Pretend this is baseball
And hit us a homer

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You rolled it.

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- Yes, sir. Oh, yes.
- You rolled it.

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By the way, rhyming "homer"
with "Homer":

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Look at them, Smithers,
enjoying their embezzlement.

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I have a much uglier word for it, sir.
"Misappropriation."

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Simpson.

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Listen here.

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I want to join your team.

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- Join my what?
- You wanna what his team?

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I've had an unpredictable
change of heart.

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Seeing these fine young athletes...

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...reveling in the humiliation
of a vanquished foe...

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I haven't felt this energized
since my last boweling.

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Oh, man.
He'll blow our winning streak.

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Yeah.

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Call this an unfair generalization
if you must...

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...but old people are
no good at everything.

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Look, guys, it's not that simple.
He's my boss.

242
00:12:54,747 --> 00:12:56,021
I'll tell you what.

243
00:12:56,227 --> 00:13:00,106
I'll give him a shot, and if he stinks,
it'll be easier to tell him no.

244
00:13:14,547 --> 00:13:16,026
Welcome aboard.

245
00:13:16,227 --> 00:13:17,455
It wasn't any easier.

246
00:13:23,587 --> 00:13:25,418
Ah, these uniforms are a godsend.

247
00:13:25,627 --> 00:13:27,106
Horseplay is down 40 percent.

248
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,104
Youthful exuberance
has been cut in half.

249
00:13:29,347 --> 00:13:31,542
High spirits are an all-time low.

250
00:13:31,747 --> 00:13:34,056
They've even begun blinking in unison.

251
00:13:35,507 --> 00:13:36,462
I love that sound.

252
00:13:37,507 --> 00:13:39,702
Now, children,
while you're having quiet time...

253
00:13:39,907 --> 00:13:43,946
...I'm going to make sure my desk
is exactly parallel to the rear wall.

254
00:13:47,867 --> 00:13:53,180
Oh, there's something
I used to do in this situation...

255
00:13:53,427 --> 00:13:57,306
...but can't remember.

256
00:13:59,147 --> 00:14:02,662
I can't believe I got booted off
the team for Mr. Businessman.

257
00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:06,382
I bet I'll get a little respect
once I get that Harvard diploma.

258
00:14:16,627 --> 00:14:17,582
Look at that.

259
00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:20,017
All the way to the end
with only one push.

260
00:14:20,267 --> 00:14:22,701
That's the third game
in a row he cost us, Homer.

261
00:14:24,227 --> 00:14:25,546
- Mamma mia!
- Hoot, man!

262
00:14:25,747 --> 00:14:27,226
Yee-haw!

263
00:14:27,907 --> 00:14:29,181
Me mateys.

264
00:14:30,267 --> 00:14:32,781
Oh, they begged me to join their team.
Begged me.

265
00:14:34,947 --> 00:14:38,098
Well, we certainly got
walloped tonight, eh, fellas?

266
00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:41,061
Well, Mr...

267
00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:44,498
Mr. Burns, next week is
the big championship game...

268
00:14:44,707 --> 00:14:47,585
Ah, yes, that silly championship.

269
00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:50,466
The only ship worth
a damn is friendship.

270
00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:55,462
Look, here comes the Friendship
sailing your way.

271
00:14:55,707 --> 00:14:57,186
Here, let me get that, friend.

272
00:14:58,467 --> 00:15:02,301
Lost a nail.
Well, that's leprosy for you.

273
00:15:13,827 --> 00:15:15,545
You're it.

274
00:15:15,747 --> 00:15:17,385
Now you are the one who is it.

275
00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:18,542
Understood.

276
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,664
Well, I've got to hand
it to you, Seymour.

277
00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:24,826
The drab student coverings have created
a perfect distraction-free environment...

278
00:15:25,027 --> 00:15:26,506
...thus preparing the children...

279
00:15:26,707 --> 00:15:30,143
...for permanent positions in tomorrow's
mills and processing facilities.

280
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:33,020
Best of all, with less than
a minute to go before I leave...

281
00:15:33,227 --> 00:15:36,378
...absolutely nothing has gone wrong.

282
00:15:37,947 --> 00:15:39,665
We... Well, it is starting to rain.

283
00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:43,416
But I could hardly be blamed
for that, can I?

284
00:15:45,707 --> 00:15:47,743
Yes, very good.

285
00:15:56,467 --> 00:15:57,900
Look at all the colors, man.

286
00:15:58,107 --> 00:15:59,825
Red, green, yellow, orange.

287
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,380
I remember all of these.

288
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,136
I'm freaking out!

289
00:16:04,387 --> 00:16:07,026
Hey, something's coming back to me.

290
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:08,945
Down with homework.

291
00:16:09,147 --> 00:16:11,900
And down with uniforms.

292
00:16:19,427 --> 00:16:21,816
Skinner, why aren't
these uniforms colorfast?

293
00:16:23,947 --> 00:16:27,019
I don't understand it. I got them at the
same place I buy mother's dresses, and...

294
00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:28,660
Good Lord, mother's in the park.

295
00:16:29,347 --> 00:16:30,985
Now, this I gotta see.

296
00:16:31,187 --> 00:16:34,418
Oh, Marge, we were so close
to winning the championship.

297
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,697
Now, thanks to Burns,
it's never gonna happen.

298
00:16:36,947 --> 00:16:40,257
And I spent so much time
building that trophy case.

299
00:16:43,507 --> 00:16:45,702
Homer, maybe Mr. Burns
will bowl a great game...

300
00:16:45,907 --> 00:16:47,659
...and you will win your championship.

301
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,660
So you're saying
we're definitely gonna win?

302
00:16:51,707 --> 00:16:54,346
I won't need this anymore.

303
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:02,619
Marge, someone broke the toilet.

304
00:17:10,387 --> 00:17:11,866
Don't worry about nothing, Homer.

305
00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:16,060
I have a feeling that Mr. Burns
is gonna have a little accident...

306
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:20,385
...that might keep him from
bowling with us tonight.

307
00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:26,661
Smithers, I'm afraid I won't
be able to play tonight.

308
00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:29,097
My old gimpy knee has
gone akimbo again.

309
00:17:29,307 --> 00:17:30,945
Take that.

310
00:17:32,347 --> 00:17:35,339
Smithers, that precision assault
popped it back into place.

311
00:17:35,547 --> 00:17:37,105
Thank you, masked stranger.

312
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,865
Oh, he's gonna ruin everything.

313
00:17:39,067 --> 00:17:41,740
All right, that's it, Homer.
Either Burns goes or Moe goes.

314
00:17:41,947 --> 00:17:44,780
I am afraid that I am going
to have to make a similar threat...

315
00:17:44,987 --> 00:17:46,705
...with my name
in place of Moe's name.

316
00:17:46,907 --> 00:17:50,058
So who's ready to kick
some Christian keister?

317
00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:51,495
Mr. Burns...

318
00:17:51,747 --> 00:17:55,137
...as team captain
it's my duty to inform you that...

319
00:17:55,387 --> 00:17:56,615
Oh, I almost forgot.

320
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,818
I brought you all a little something.

321
00:18:00,587 --> 00:18:01,656
Would you look at that?

322
00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:03,459
The "Pin Pals."

323
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:08,055
At last, I finally have a garment
fine enough to be married in.

324
00:18:08,307 --> 00:18:09,581
I've always been wealthy...

325
00:18:09,787 --> 00:18:13,826
...but this is the first time
I ever felt rich.

326
00:18:14,947 --> 00:18:17,461
Now, Homer, you were
about to say something to me.

327
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,658
- You're off the team.
- I... What?

328
00:18:22,387 --> 00:18:23,661
He's just ribbing you, Monty.

329
00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,141
Yes.

330
00:18:25,347 --> 00:18:26,905
Yeah, got you going there.

331
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,540
- You guys.
- You understand this.

332
00:18:45,507 --> 00:18:48,021
- Hallelujah.
- Hallelujah.

333
00:18:55,947 --> 00:18:57,938
- Nice one, Homer.
- Thanks.

334
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,221
Okay, the Holy Rollers
are ahead by one pin.

335
00:19:03,427 --> 00:19:06,703
And we only have
one bowler left. Mr. Burns.

336
00:19:19,907 --> 00:19:22,705
Next time, a few steps more
towards center, don't you think?

337
00:19:22,907 --> 00:19:24,659
Goodbye, trophy.

338
00:19:34,787 --> 00:19:37,221
Whatever I got ahold of, it's big.

339
00:19:52,427 --> 00:19:53,860
- Yes.
- Excellent.

340
00:19:55,747 --> 00:19:57,100
Yes.

341
00:19:59,747 --> 00:20:01,499
We won! We won!

342
00:20:07,187 --> 00:20:08,415
You mean, I won.

343
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,100
But we were a team, sir.

344
00:20:10,347 --> 00:20:12,907
I'm afraid I've had one of
my trademark changes of heart.

345
00:20:13,107 --> 00:20:15,098
You see, teamwork
will only take you so far.

346
00:20:15,307 --> 00:20:18,504
Then the truly evolved person makes
that extra grab for personal glory.

347
00:20:18,707 --> 00:20:20,937
Now, I must discard
my teammates...

348
00:20:21,147 --> 00:20:24,935
...like the boxer must shed roll after
roll of sweaty, useless, disgusting flab...

349
00:20:25,147 --> 00:20:27,103
...before he can win the title.

350
00:20:27,307 --> 00:20:29,821
I guess some people never change...

351
00:20:30,027 --> 00:20:33,576
...or they quickly change
and then quickly change back.

352
00:20:33,787 --> 00:20:36,904
You know what?
We don't need him or his trophy.

353
00:20:37,107 --> 00:20:38,779
We got each other, huh?

354
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:40,215
- Hey, yeah.
- Sure.

355
00:20:40,427 --> 00:20:41,780
That's right, Moe.

356
00:20:42,027 --> 00:20:45,178
Go, Homer, you're our man
If you can’t do it, no one can

357
00:20:55,027 --> 00:20:57,097
Oh, God!

358
00:20:57,307 --> 00:20:58,535
Well, I guess no one can.

359
00:20:58,747 --> 00:21:00,977
Run before they're through feeding!

360
00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:51,023
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