1 00:00:05,312 --> 00:00:06,665 Bart Sells His Soul 2 00:00:33,112 --> 00:00:35,831 Hymns here, I got hymns here. Get them while they're holy. 3 00:00:35,992 --> 00:00:38,381 Fresh from God's brain to your mouth. 4 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:42,824 And now please rise for our opening hymn: 5 00:00:44,192 --> 00:00:45,750 "In the Garden of Eden"... 6 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:49,700 ...by I. Ron Butterfly. 7 00:00:56,232 --> 00:00:59,668 In the Garden of Eden, honey 8 00:00:59,832 --> 00:01:03,222 Don't you know that I love you? 9 00:01:03,392 --> 00:01:06,748 In the Garden of Eden, baby 10 00:01:06,952 --> 00:01:10,388 Don't you know that I'll always be true? 11 00:01:15,832 --> 00:01:19,871 Hey, Marge. Remember when we used to make out to this hymn? 12 00:01:27,992 --> 00:01:30,984 Oh, won't you come with me 13 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:34,867 And take my hand? 14 00:01:35,072 --> 00:01:39,748 Wait a minute. This sounds like rock and/or roll. 15 00:01:50,432 --> 00:01:53,583 I know one of you is responsible for this. So repeat after me: 16 00:01:53,752 --> 00:01:56,585 "If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to hell... 17 00:01:56,792 --> 00:02:01,468 ...where I will eat naught but hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola..." 18 00:02:01,672 --> 00:02:03,947 Where fiery demons will punch me in the back. 19 00:02:04,152 --> 00:02:05,790 My soul will be chopped into confetti... 20 00:02:05,952 --> 00:02:08,386 ...and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers. 21 00:02:08,592 --> 00:02:11,789 Where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds. 22 00:02:12,992 --> 00:02:15,267 Bart did it! That Bart right there! 23 00:02:15,472 --> 00:02:18,942 - Milhouse! - Milhouse, you did the right thing. 24 00:02:19,112 --> 00:02:22,343 Bart, come with me for punishment. You too, snitchy. 25 00:02:22,552 --> 00:02:24,702 I want you to clean all of these organ pipes... 26 00:02:24,872 --> 00:02:28,581 ...that you have befouled with your popular music. 27 00:02:35,952 --> 00:02:38,386 You shank! How could you tell on me? 28 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:41,584 Well, I didn't want hungry birds pecking my soul forever. 29 00:02:41,792 --> 00:02:45,467 Soul? Come on, Milhouse. There is no such thing as a soul. 30 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,668 It's something they made up to scare kids... 31 00:02:47,832 --> 00:02:49,709 ...like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. 32 00:02:49,912 --> 00:02:52,107 But every religion says there's a soul, Bart. 33 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:54,911 Why would they lie? What would they have to gain? 34 00:02:56,512 --> 00:02:58,468 I don't hear scrubbing. 35 00:02:58,672 --> 00:03:00,583 Well, if your soul is real, where is it? 36 00:03:01,032 --> 00:03:02,590 It's kind of in here. 37 00:03:02,752 --> 00:03:05,664 And when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. 38 00:03:05,832 --> 00:03:08,027 Saying "God bless you" crams it back in. 39 00:03:08,192 --> 00:03:11,104 And when you die, it squirms out and flies away. 40 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:14,222 What if you die in a submarine in the ocean? 41 00:03:14,432 --> 00:03:15,865 Oh, it can swim. 42 00:03:16,032 --> 00:03:18,421 It's even got wheels in case you die in the desert... 43 00:03:18,592 --> 00:03:20,503 ...and it has to drive to the cemetery. 44 00:03:20,832 --> 00:03:23,221 How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid? 45 00:03:23,392 --> 00:03:25,667 Listen, you don't have a soul. I don't have soul. 46 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,386 There's no such thing as a soul. 47 00:03:28,592 --> 00:03:34,030 Fine. If you're so sure about that, why don't you sell your soul to me. 48 00:03:34,272 --> 00:03:36,103 - How much you got? - Five bucks. 49 00:03:36,272 --> 00:03:37,625 Deal. 50 00:03:39,432 --> 00:03:42,230 There you go. One soul. 51 00:03:43,272 --> 00:03:45,263 Pleasure doing business with you. 52 00:03:45,432 --> 00:03:49,630 Anytime, chump. 53 00:03:50,192 --> 00:03:52,308 Where would you kids like to eat tonight? 54 00:03:52,472 --> 00:03:55,430 - The Spaghetti Laboratory! - Facestuffers! 55 00:03:55,592 --> 00:03:57,662 P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium... 56 00:03:57,832 --> 00:03:59,788 ...and Great American Steakery. 57 00:03:59,992 --> 00:04:02,745 Well, what about this place? "Moe's." 58 00:04:06,152 --> 00:04:08,871 Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! 59 00:04:09,032 --> 00:04:11,421 I'm sorry. I thought this was a family restaurant. 60 00:04:11,632 --> 00:04:15,591 Oh, it is. It is. Just pull them stools up to the pool table. 61 00:04:16,352 --> 00:04:19,389 Daddy, this place smells like tinkle. 62 00:04:19,552 --> 00:04:22,066 I think we'll go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository. 63 00:04:22,352 --> 00:04:25,708 Everybody is going to family restaurants these days. 64 00:04:25,872 --> 00:04:28,306 Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more. 65 00:04:28,472 --> 00:04:31,305 You ain't thinking of getting rid of the dank, are you, Moe? 66 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:34,430 - Maybe I am. - Oh, but, Moe, the dank. The dank! 67 00:04:34,592 --> 00:04:38,028 Yeah, family restaurants. That's where the big bucks are. 68 00:04:39,552 --> 00:04:41,144 I could turn this into a place... 69 00:04:41,312 --> 00:04:43,746 ...where you wouldn't be ashamed to bring your family. 70 00:04:43,952 --> 00:04:45,624 I'm not ashamed. 71 00:04:46,712 --> 00:04:48,430 Hey, put a coaster under that. 72 00:04:56,712 --> 00:05:00,830 Oh, Lisa. There's a little present for you, lying in the driveway. 73 00:05:00,992 --> 00:05:03,108 Oh, boy. Really? 74 00:05:10,712 --> 00:05:14,705 No! It's dripping funny-smelling water all over me! 75 00:05:23,272 --> 00:05:25,502 I wasted 5 bucks on these. 76 00:05:25,672 --> 00:05:27,788 Where'd you get 5 bucks? I want 5 bucks. 77 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:32,184 - I sold my soul to Milhouse. - What? How could you do that? 78 00:05:32,352 --> 00:05:34,582 Your soul is the most valuable part of you. 79 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:37,061 - You believe in that junk? - Well, whether or not... 80 00:05:37,232 --> 00:05:39,029 ...the soul is physically real, Bart... 81 00:05:39,192 --> 00:05:41,990 ...it's the symbol of everything fine inside us. 82 00:05:42,952 --> 00:05:46,467 Poor, gullible Lisa. I'll keep my crappy sponges, thanks. 83 00:05:46,672 --> 00:05:49,186 Your soul is the only part of you that lasts forever. 84 00:05:49,352 --> 00:05:52,867 For $5, Milhouse could own you for a zillion years. 85 00:05:53,032 --> 00:05:57,025 Well, if you think he got such a good deal, I'll sell you my conscience for 4.50. 86 00:05:57,232 --> 00:06:00,110 I'll throw in my sense of decency too. It's a Bart sales event! 87 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:01,830 Everything about me must go! 88 00:06:03,272 --> 00:06:05,263 Hey, boy. How you doing? 89 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:08,151 Man, what's gotten into you? 90 00:06:09,032 --> 00:06:12,911 Jeez, you're pretty uppity for someone who eats bugs all day. 91 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:19,550 Stupid automatic door. 92 00:06:21,672 --> 00:06:23,867 - Thank you, door. - Thank you, door. 93 00:06:29,672 --> 00:06:33,028 Some ice-cream guy is gonna see that and it'll blow his mind. 94 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:34,830 Let me try. 95 00:06:37,632 --> 00:06:39,862 Way to breathe, no-breath. 96 00:06:42,592 --> 00:06:44,822 This is getting weird. 97 00:06:44,992 --> 00:06:46,869 Sanjay to the entrance with the Windex. 98 00:06:47,912 --> 00:06:50,346 Sanjay to the entrance with the Windex. 99 00:06:54,992 --> 00:06:57,904 Come on. I need a name that says friendly, all-American cooking. 100 00:06:58,072 --> 00:07:00,825 How about Chairman Moe's Magic Wok? 101 00:07:00,992 --> 00:07:02,744 I like it. 102 00:07:02,912 --> 00:07:05,631 I want something that says people can have a relaxing time. 103 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,989 I got it! Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker! 104 00:07:09,152 --> 00:07:10,471 I like it. 105 00:07:10,632 --> 00:07:13,544 Hey, how about Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag? 106 00:07:13,712 --> 00:07:15,509 I hate it. 107 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:19,150 Oh, boy. The deep fryer's here. 108 00:07:19,792 --> 00:07:21,145 I got it used from the Navy. 109 00:07:21,352 --> 00:07:23,422 You could flash-fry a buffalo in 40 seconds. 110 00:07:23,592 --> 00:07:26,311 Forty seconds? But I want it now. 111 00:08:16,952 --> 00:08:20,103 I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing. 112 00:08:20,272 --> 00:08:23,264 Pablo Neruda said laughter is the language of the soul. 113 00:08:23,432 --> 00:08:25,992 I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda. 114 00:08:26,192 --> 00:08:27,864 I think we should do a test. 115 00:08:34,632 --> 00:08:36,827 So I'll just walk... 116 00:08:39,512 --> 00:08:41,582 - Help! Somebody help me! - Well? 117 00:08:41,752 --> 00:08:43,629 Nope. I don't feel a thing. 118 00:08:43,792 --> 00:08:47,023 That's creepy, Bart. I think you really did lose your soul. 119 00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:48,705 Good boy. 120 00:08:49,352 --> 00:08:51,422 Who's doing that? 121 00:08:51,872 --> 00:08:55,023 - Nothing. - Help me! 122 00:08:55,192 --> 00:08:57,387 Why isn't anybody helping? 123 00:09:00,112 --> 00:09:01,386 Hi. Is Milhouse home? 124 00:09:01,592 --> 00:09:03,583 He's playing in the dirt with his army men. 125 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:06,949 Oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe. 126 00:09:08,592 --> 00:09:11,629 Cover me, sarge. I'm going after Bart's soul. 127 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:16,989 If the ayatollah can't have it, no one can. 128 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:20,548 - You know, Milhouse... - Yes? 129 00:09:20,712 --> 00:09:22,942 Maybe you're getting tired of that soul, huh? 130 00:09:23,112 --> 00:09:24,181 No. 131 00:09:24,392 --> 00:09:27,384 Suppose someone wanted to buy it from you. 132 00:09:27,552 --> 00:09:31,511 You wanna buy it back, Bart? Sure. No problem. 133 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,663 - Fifty bucks. - What?! 134 00:09:33,872 --> 00:09:36,750 Who's stupid now, huh? 135 00:09:43,952 --> 00:09:47,911 If you like good food, good fun and a whole lot of crazy crap on the walls... 136 00:09:48,072 --> 00:09:50,984 ...then come on down to Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag. 137 00:09:51,192 --> 00:09:54,423 At Moe's, we serve good old-fashioned home cooking... 138 00:09:54,592 --> 00:09:56,662 ...deep-fried to perfection. 139 00:09:59,672 --> 00:10:04,621 Now, that's Moe like it. So bring the whole family. Mom, Dad, kids... 140 00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:07,625 No old people, they're not covered by our insurance. It's fun! 141 00:10:07,792 --> 00:10:09,145 And remember our guarantee: 142 00:10:09,312 --> 00:10:13,669 If I'm not smiling when your check comes, your meal's on me, Uncle Moe. 143 00:10:13,832 --> 00:10:16,710 Come to Uncle Moe's for family fun 144 00:10:16,872 --> 00:10:20,182 It's good, good, good, good Good, good, good 145 00:10:21,112 --> 00:10:22,147 Sounds good. 146 00:10:28,032 --> 00:10:31,308 Bart, what's wrong? There's something a little off about your hug. 147 00:10:31,512 --> 00:10:33,821 Mom, I need to tell you something. 148 00:10:33,992 --> 00:10:35,948 - I kind of... - Let me guess. 149 00:10:36,112 --> 00:10:37,545 A mother can always tell. 150 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,787 It's not fear of nuclear war. 151 00:10:44,032 --> 00:10:46,341 It's not swim-test anxiety. 152 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:49,231 It almost feels like you're missing something. 153 00:10:49,392 --> 00:10:51,906 - Something important. - Like I don't have a soul? 154 00:10:53,672 --> 00:10:56,266 Honey, you're not a monster. 155 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,985 - My soul is my best friend. - My soul is like a toy that never breaks. 156 00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,228 Master blaster! 157 00:11:13,592 --> 00:11:17,904 Bart sold his soul, and that's just swell Now he's going straight to 158 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:21,149 Hello, operator, give me number nine I need... 159 00:11:21,312 --> 00:11:24,941 No soul, huh? Don't worry. I'm still behind you. 160 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:30,467 Ahoy there, friends. Everybody find a first mate. 161 00:11:31,312 --> 00:11:33,542 I choose Martin. 162 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,985 Wait. Wait for me! 163 00:11:54,152 --> 00:11:58,828 Bart, it's time to end this dream And don’t forget the standard scream 164 00:12:06,072 --> 00:12:10,145 An alligator with sunglasses? Now I've seen everything. 165 00:12:10,352 --> 00:12:12,468 Hiya, folks. Welcome to Uncle Moe's. 166 00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:15,467 Look at all the cute little minors. 167 00:12:16,272 --> 00:12:18,422 That's Moe, the guy from the ad. 168 00:12:18,632 --> 00:12:22,341 - Right this way, Homer. - And he knows my name. 169 00:12:23,232 --> 00:12:26,588 Street signs? Indoors? Whatever. 170 00:12:26,752 --> 00:12:30,347 Now, Rod, you order anything you want for your big 10-0. 171 00:12:30,552 --> 00:12:32,702 Million-dollar birthday fries! 172 00:12:34,192 --> 00:12:37,502 "Moe gets so excited when you order his million-dollar birthday fries... 173 00:12:37,672 --> 00:12:38,991 ...he just has to celebrate." 174 00:12:40,072 --> 00:12:42,461 Here you go. Here I am, Uncle Moe. Thank you, ma'am. 175 00:12:42,632 --> 00:12:46,784 This'll be a treat. Uncle Moe, here I am, while you eat. 176 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:53,867 Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is extremely hot. 177 00:12:54,392 --> 00:12:56,428 How are the Southwestern pizza fingers? 178 00:12:56,592 --> 00:12:59,743 They're "awesomely outrageous." 179 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,551 Well, these look good. Guilt-free steak-fish fillets. 180 00:13:02,752 --> 00:13:06,301 No, let me level with you. That's our name for bottom-feeding suction eel. 181 00:13:06,472 --> 00:13:09,111 You don't want that. Why don't you try... 182 00:13:09,272 --> 00:13:12,230 ...Moe's hobo-chicken chili. I start with the best part: 183 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,668 The neck. Then I add secret hobo spices. 184 00:13:17,392 --> 00:13:18,984 Yeah. 185 00:13:20,072 --> 00:13:22,586 Hey, what the hell are you doing, you little freak? 186 00:13:25,032 --> 00:13:27,626 Oh, sorry, kid. I'm not used to the laughter of children. 187 00:13:27,832 --> 00:13:29,743 It cuts through me like a dentist's drill. 188 00:13:29,912 --> 00:13:34,030 But no, no. That was funny. That was funny, taking away my dignity like that. 189 00:13:34,232 --> 00:13:36,621 I would like to say grace. 190 00:13:37,232 --> 00:13:39,382 Lord have mercy on my soul. 191 00:13:39,592 --> 00:13:44,063 And Mom's soul and Dad's soul and Maggie's soul. 192 00:13:44,232 --> 00:13:46,826 And let every soul in Christendom... 193 00:13:47,032 --> 00:13:49,068 - Bart! - I can't take this anymore! 194 00:13:49,232 --> 00:13:51,188 I want my soul. And I want it now! 195 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:54,346 Bart, you didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls. 196 00:13:54,552 --> 00:13:57,908 Silence, you fool. It can be ours. 197 00:13:58,072 --> 00:14:00,540 Run, boy! Run! 198 00:14:00,712 --> 00:14:03,272 Run for your life... 199 00:14:03,432 --> 00:14:04,467 ...boy! 200 00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:10,981 Milhouse. Milhouse. You win. I want this nightmare to end. 201 00:14:16,712 --> 00:14:20,625 Leave this place. You are in great danger. 202 00:14:21,632 --> 00:14:25,705 - Where's Milhouse? - The one you call Milhouse is gone. 203 00:14:26,912 --> 00:14:31,064 He went to his grandma's place while we're spraying for potato bugs. 204 00:14:33,032 --> 00:14:35,910 When Milhouse left, did you notice if he was carrying a paper? 205 00:14:36,112 --> 00:14:38,342 Oh, yeah. You don't forget a thing like that. 206 00:14:41,352 --> 00:14:42,990 Doggone it. 207 00:14:44,672 --> 00:14:47,266 Here you go. Here I am, Uncle Moe. Thank you, ma'am. 208 00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:50,270 This'll be a treat. Uncle Moe, here I am, while you eat. 209 00:14:51,112 --> 00:14:53,831 - Now do it for Terri. - What, it's your birthday too? 210 00:14:53,992 --> 00:14:55,220 - We're twins. - We're twins. 211 00:14:56,152 --> 00:14:59,303 Here you go, here I am. Eat your fries. Eat them. 212 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,906 Here's you. 213 00:15:02,472 --> 00:15:04,269 You got the stink lines and everything. 214 00:15:07,592 --> 00:15:13,508 Dude. You did not smile. We eat for free. Come on, Shoshanna, let's roll. 215 00:15:13,672 --> 00:15:15,344 But I sang you the potato stuffings. 216 00:15:15,512 --> 00:15:17,867 Come on, I sang you the potato stuffings! 217 00:15:18,072 --> 00:15:21,701 Look at the vein on that guy's forehead. He's gonna blow. 218 00:15:23,112 --> 00:15:25,103 Uncle Moe? 219 00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:27,582 What is it, sweetheart? 220 00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:30,386 My soda is too cold. My teeth hurt. 221 00:15:30,592 --> 00:15:33,948 Oh, your teeth hurt, huh? Your teeth hurt? Well, that's too freaking bad! 222 00:15:34,112 --> 00:15:36,910 Hear me? I'll tell you where to put your freaking soda too! 223 00:15:37,712 --> 00:15:39,270 0h, my goodness. 224 00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:41,789 My freaking ears. 225 00:15:41,992 --> 00:15:43,345 Oh, let's go, dear. 226 00:15:43,512 --> 00:15:46,072 I expect that type of language at Denny's, but not here. 227 00:15:47,552 --> 00:15:49,588 Oh, come on, folks, wait. Please, come back. 228 00:15:49,752 --> 00:15:52,186 I got a new offer. Whenever Uncle Moe threatens you... 229 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,910 ...you get a free steak-fish. 230 00:15:58,912 --> 00:16:02,700 Okay, okay. Milhouse's grandmother lives on 257th Street. 231 00:16:02,872 --> 00:16:04,669 And I'm on Third. 232 00:16:11,712 --> 00:16:14,021 Well, finally, a little luck. 233 00:16:28,752 --> 00:16:31,107 I know you and your wife and every part of you! 234 00:16:31,312 --> 00:16:35,510 Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict. 235 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:41,990 Slow down, slow down. 236 00:16:42,152 --> 00:16:46,191 - Hitchcock stole every idea I ever had! - Who's been stealing your thoughts? 237 00:16:46,352 --> 00:16:51,585 They put everything. Did you ever read The Old Curiosity Shop? John Gielgud. 238 00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:54,704 - I have powers... - Hello, Ralph. 239 00:16:55,152 --> 00:16:57,746 Hi, Bart. I know you from school. 240 00:16:58,432 --> 00:17:02,630 Yes. A simple proposition, Ralph. How would you like to make a dollar? 241 00:17:04,352 --> 00:17:06,741 - I don't know. - All you have to do is sign a paper... 242 00:17:06,912 --> 00:17:08,664 ...that says I can have your soul. 243 00:17:08,872 --> 00:17:11,864 I need a soul, Ralph. Any soul. Yours! 244 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,025 Hey, what's going on over there? 245 00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:25,070 Take it all. Get it all out of here. 246 00:17:25,272 --> 00:17:28,150 You know, Moe, you might wanna keep the fire extinguishers. 247 00:17:28,312 --> 00:17:29,745 No, too many bad memories. 248 00:17:29,912 --> 00:17:32,949 Well, look at the bright side, Moe. You still got us. 249 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:36,383 Yeah. Yeah, you know, that actually makes me feel a little better. 250 00:17:36,552 --> 00:17:38,941 Why? That was the problem in the first place. 251 00:17:39,112 --> 00:17:41,945 You were going broke because we were your only customers. 252 00:17:42,112 --> 00:17:44,023 Wasn't that the problem in the first place? 253 00:17:44,192 --> 00:17:45,625 That you were going broke? 254 00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:47,783 Moe? Moe? 255 00:17:47,952 --> 00:17:51,740 Hey, Moe? Oh, you're thinking about all the money you blew, aren't you? 256 00:17:51,912 --> 00:17:55,348 What was it, 50, 60,000 dollars? 257 00:17:55,512 --> 00:17:56,865 Moe? Look... 258 00:17:57,032 --> 00:18:00,661 ...maybe it would help if you went over all the mistakes you made. Moe? 259 00:18:00,832 --> 00:18:02,185 - What?! - Let me get a pad. 260 00:18:07,832 --> 00:18:09,663 A caller at this hour? 261 00:18:09,832 --> 00:18:15,304 You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again. 262 00:18:15,952 --> 00:18:20,821 - Milhouse, please. - Bart, I can't play now. It's 2 a.m. 263 00:18:21,032 --> 00:18:24,866 Milhouse, I gotta have my soul back. I'll do anything you want. 264 00:18:25,072 --> 00:18:27,381 - Well... - Milhouse, give him back his soul! 265 00:18:27,552 --> 00:18:30,112 - I've got work tomorrow! - I'm really sorry. 266 00:18:30,272 --> 00:18:33,469 I kind of traded your soul to the guy at the comic-book store. 267 00:18:33,632 --> 00:18:37,102 But look. I got some cool pogs. Alf pogs. 268 00:18:37,272 --> 00:18:40,947 Remember Alf? He's back. In pog form. 269 00:18:41,152 --> 00:18:43,108 You traded my soul for pogs? 270 00:18:43,472 --> 00:18:45,303 No! 271 00:18:46,032 --> 00:18:48,148 Close that door! You're letting the heat out! 272 00:18:48,312 --> 00:18:50,303 Shut up, shut up, shut up! 273 00:18:56,272 --> 00:18:59,628 The "Hi and Lois" signing has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum. 274 00:18:59,952 --> 00:19:02,546 Please. You have something of mine on a piece of paper. 275 00:19:03,512 --> 00:19:05,662 So you're Bart Simpson, eh? 276 00:19:05,832 --> 00:19:09,142 Well, since my breakfast burrito is congealing rapidly, I will be blunt. 277 00:19:09,312 --> 00:19:11,746 You're too late. I sold your soul last night. 278 00:19:11,912 --> 00:19:15,951 Yes, yes. I found a buyer right away for that item. 279 00:19:16,152 --> 00:19:18,871 - Who? - I am not at liberty to divulge the party. 280 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:23,184 But they were most interested in having possession of a little boy's soul. 281 00:19:25,272 --> 00:19:27,149 No banging your head on the display case. 282 00:19:27,312 --> 00:19:30,224 It contains a rare "Mary Worth" in which she advises a friend... 283 00:19:30,392 --> 00:19:33,384 ...to commit suicide. Thank you. 284 00:19:42,232 --> 00:19:44,223 Are you there, God? 285 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,587 It's me, Bart Simpson. 286 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,788 I know I never paid attention in church... 287 00:19:48,952 --> 00:19:52,388 ...but I could really use some of that good stuff now. 288 00:19:52,552 --> 00:19:54,270 I'm afraid. 289 00:19:54,472 --> 00:19:58,988 I'm afraid some weirdo's got my soul. I don't know what they're doing to it. 290 00:19:59,152 --> 00:20:01,507 I just want it back. 291 00:20:02,672 --> 00:20:04,151 Please? 292 00:20:05,952 --> 00:20:08,591 I hope you can hear this. 293 00:20:14,152 --> 00:20:18,191 - Lisa, you bought this? - With the change in my piggy bank. 294 00:20:18,392 --> 00:20:22,067 - There's no change in your piggy bank. - Not in any of the ones you know about. 295 00:20:22,232 --> 00:20:24,587 Oh, Lis. Thank you. 296 00:20:24,752 --> 00:20:26,583 Happy to do it. But, you know, Bart... 297 00:20:26,752 --> 00:20:29,903 ...some philosophers believe that nobody is born with a soul. 298 00:20:30,112 --> 00:20:33,627 That you have to earn one through suffering and thought and prayer. 299 00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:36,101 Like you did last night. 300 00:20:44,752 --> 00:20:48,984 It's like punting on the Thames. Stroke, stroke. 301 00:21:44,672 --> 00:21:46,663 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 302 00:21:46,832 --> 00:21:48,823 [ENGLISH]