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Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 2)

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My mouth tastes like an ashtray.

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Smithers, wait your turn.
There's plenty of hot water for all.

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Sir. You weren't shot.

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It was all a dream.

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That's right. The year is 1965.

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You and I are undercover
detectives on the hot rod circuit.

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Now let's burn rubber, baby.

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Speedway Squad! In color.

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Wait. That was all a dream.

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Hey, then maybe I haven't
become a hideous drunken wreck.

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Dozens of people are gunned
down each day in Springfield.

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But until now, none of them
was important. I'm Kent Brockman.

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At 3 p.m. Friday, local autocrat
C. Montgomery Burns was shot...

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...following a tense
confrontation at town hall.

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Burns was rushed to a hospital
where he was pronounced dead.

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He transferred to a better hospital where
doctors upgraded his condition to alive.

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Now let's talk
to Police Chief Wiggum.

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Oh, hiya, Kent.

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Right now we are questioning
two witnesses...

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...who were in the vicinity
at the time.

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Did you see this guy? Was he near
the parking lot when Burns got shot?

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It's no use. They ain't talking.

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Everyone in Springfield had a reason
to shoot Mr. Burns, even us.

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Bart, he broke your dog's legs.

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Grampa, he destroyed your home.

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And, Dad, you went berserk
when he couldn't remember your name.

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Berserk is right!

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May I have some iced tea, please?

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Aren't we forgetting someone,
sister suspect?

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Yeah, I was just getting to me.

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Because of Burns,
they cancelled my jazz program...

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...and my friend Tito Puente
got fired.

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But I could never shoot someone.

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- Could so.
- Could not.

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- Could so.
- Could not.

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Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned
you're both potential murderers.

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The police already have a suspect.
It's Mr. Smithers.

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- Sure. Oh, yeah. He's a good suspect.
- I bet he's the one.

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Yeah, Smingers did it. Case closed.
Now, where's my hat?

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I'm going to the outhouse.

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- We don't have an outhouse.
- My tool shed. Oh, Dad.

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Could I have shot
Mr. Burns in a drunken rage?

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No. No, not me.
I know in my heart, I...

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A gun.

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And it's been recently fired. Wait.

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I remember leaving the town meeting.

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I must have run
into Mr. Burns outside and...

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Mr. Burns. What have I done?

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Homer, us hotheads here is gonna go
tear down Burns' sun-blocking machine.

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- You wanna come with?
- Sure.

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I've had it up to here
with these damn rickets.

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Pull, duchess. Pull.

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- What town did we just crush?
- Shelbyville.

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This guilt is driving me mad.
I've got to tell someone.

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Father, I'm not a Catholic, but...

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Well, I tried to march
in the St. Patrick's Day Parade.

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Anyway I've got a rather
large sin to confess.

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I'm the one who shot Mr. Burns.

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That's all I needed to hear.
Boy, this thing works great.

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The man became consumed by greed.
He'd steal from anyone.

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This isn't a rival company.
It's a school.

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- People won't stand for it.
- Pishposh.

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It will be like taking candy
from a baby.

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Say, that sounds like a "larf."

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And when he tried
to steal our sunlight...

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...he crossed that line between everyday
villainy and cartoonish super-villainy.

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He was a rank amateur compared
to Dr. Colossus.

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When is my lawyer coming?

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- Smithers. Over here.
- Smithers. Smithers.

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Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
Who are you? Where you going?

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Do your research.
Kent Brockman, Channel 6 News.

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How does it feel to be accused
of the attempted murder of your boss?

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Kent, I feel about as low
as Madonna...

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...when she found out
she missed Tailhook.

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I'm gonna say "ouch" for Madonna.

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Hey. That's my Madonna gag.
That guy stole my gag.

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And you stole it from last Friday's
episode of Pardon My Zinger.

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Stole, made up,
what's the difference?

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Mr. Smithers must have seen
that program too.

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He never misses it.

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At the meeting, he mentioned
he watched Comedy Central.

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I made sure to note that,
as it seemed quite unusual.

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Ye gods.
To the police station, Krusty.

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I am Melvin Van Horn.

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And this is my associate
Herschel Krustofski.

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- Hey, hey.
- Officers...

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...you have arrested an innocent man.

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Really? Oh, jeez.

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All right, Colossus, you're free to go.
But stay away from Death Mountain.

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But all my stuff is there.

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I was referring to Waylon Smithers.

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Mr. Burns was shot Friday
at 3 p.m.

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The very time that Smithers was
at home watching Pardon My Zinger.

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So you see, he couldn't have done it.

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Yes, you're right. I remember now.
I watched that entire show.

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In fact...

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...I left the town meeting early
so I could get home in time.

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I've gotta run
or I'll miss the opening rank-out.

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Get out of my way, please.

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Slow down.
The sidewalk's for regular walking...

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...not for fancy walking.
- Out of my way.

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- Out of my way.
- You simmer down, I'll let you go.

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So instead of wounding an evil old man,
I may have killed an innocent old man.

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- That's much worse.
- About 50,000 volts worse...

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...if you know what I mean.

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- Sizzle.
- Wait a minute.

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If a second old geezer got shot,
how come nobody reported it?

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Hi.

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Can we look at your leg?

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Yeah, that's real spruce.

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- You like it?
- Thank God.

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Sir, I only hope you can forgive me
for shooting your wooden leg.

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- You shot who in the what now?
- Okay, Smithers, you're free to go.

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And, you, one question:
Do you know who shot Mr. Burns?

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Because we are really
up the creek on this one.

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And with the prime suspect
cleared and found innocent...

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...we must now ask ourselves...

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...who could possibly be as bloodthirsty
as Waylon Smithers?

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I guess it's never
the most likely suspect.

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Actually, Mom,
in 95 percent of cases it is.

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The rest of the time it's some lunatic
who did it for no reason.

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Hey, I had a damn good reason.

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He could never remember my name.

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Who the devil are you?

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Homer Simpson.

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My name is Homer Simpson.

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Well, I don't think anyone in this family
is capable of attempted murder.

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You never know
what you're capable of.

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I never thought I could
shoot down a German plane.

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But last year
I proved myself wrong.

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Nancy Drew says all you need
to solve a mystery...

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...is an inquisitive temperament
and two friends.

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And I've got an inquisitive temperament.
Maybe I could help solve this.

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I think you're a little young
to be investigating an attempted murder.

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Why don't you try to solve the mystery
of who put that mud in the freezer.

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- Who wants chocolate ice cream?
- Me. Me. Me.

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Okay, boys, we've got a clue:
The bullet they took out of Burns.

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Now let's discuss...

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...the motive.

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Mr. Burns is the richest man in town.
Maybe it's about money.

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- That's some good thinking, Lou.
- Thanks.

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Hey, I said that.
My name is Lisa Simpson.

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And I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case. Look.

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Mr. Burns hurt
all these people financially.

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Nightclub owner Moe Syzslak.

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His bar was closed
because of Burns ' negligence.

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Liquor connoisseur Barney Gumble.

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When Moe's closed,
Barney lost his means of support:

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Sucking coins
out of the Love Tester machine.

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That's a real good way to get sick.

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Dedicated educator
Principal Seymour Skinner.

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His school lost millions
when Burns pirated its oil well.

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And Groundskeeper Willie.

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He lost his job and his dream
of owning a fine crystal slop bucket.

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What about that teacher
that got laid off?

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You know, Mr. Samba?
Seņor Mambo? What was it?

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- Tito Puente?
- Yeah.

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Well, he did vow revenge.

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I can't see him doing something illegal.
He's in show business.

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- He's a celebrity.
- Let's roll, boys.

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Revenge? Of course.
But why wound his body with bullets...

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...when I can set his soul afire
with a slanderous mambo?

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Listen, if you will, to my revenge.

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Wounds won 't last long

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But an insulting song

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Burns will always carry with him

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So I'll settle my score

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On the salsa floor

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With this vengeful Latin rhythm

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Burns

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Seņor Burns

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It may not surprise you

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But all of us despise you

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Please die

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And fry in hell

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You rotten, rich old wretch

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Yeah.

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Okay.
Okay, I believe you're innocent.

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Gee, I hope all of the suspects
are this much fun.

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Now...

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Now let...

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Let me...

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Let me think.

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Now, I did...

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I did go to the town meeting with
the intention of ambushing Mr. Burns.

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When it adjourned...

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...I rushed to the lavatory
to apply my camouflage makeup.

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Blast. I took mother's makeup kit
by mistake.

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- Oh, excuse me, ma'am.
- Superintendent Chalmers.

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Oh, my God.

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So Superintendent Chalmers
can vouch for you?

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Oh, yes. But anything else
he tells you is a filthy lie.

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I'm telling you,
I could not have shot Burns.

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- This is your last warning about that.
- It's impossible for me to fire a pistol.

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If you'll check my medical records...

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...you'll see I have a crippling
arthritis in me index fingers.

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Look at them.

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I got it from "Space Invaders"
in 1977.

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- That was a pretty addictive video game.
- Video game?

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- Did you hold a grudge against Burns?
- No.

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All right, maybe I did.
But I didn't shoot him.

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Checks out.
Okay, sir, you're free to go.

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Good,
because I got a hot date tonight.

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A date. Dinner with friends.

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Dinner alone. Watching TV alone.

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All right.

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I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies
in the Victoria's Secret catalogue.

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Sears catalogue. Now would
you unhook this already, please?

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I don't deserve this kind
of shabby treatment.

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I found your cigar box in the backyard,
but the gun wasn't there.

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Have you seen it?

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You accuse me of everything
around here.

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"Who put slippers in the dishwasher?"

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"Who threw a cane at the TV?"

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"Who fell into the china hutch?"

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I was just asking if you'd seen it.

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There's no need to be a prickly pear.

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Oh, you're the bee's knees, baby.

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I missed you bad.

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Were you talking to me, Grampa?

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Yes.

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We're still not close. Boy, this is
gonna be an all-night brain buster.

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Well, better drink some coffee.

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We're out of coffee.
Oh, well, I'll just drink this warm cream.

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I'm not following you.

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Look at Burns' suit.

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I had an idea, chief.

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Why don't we check out
that suit Burns was wearing?

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You had the same
backwards-talking dream...

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...with the flaming cards?
- I'll drive.

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Eureka.

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Nice eyelash. Yours?

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No. We need to find out who it
belonged to. We want a DNA test.

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That takes eight to 10 weeks.

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Did I say weeks?
Because I meant seconds.

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What, do you got
the whole town's DNA on file?

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If you've handled a penny,
the government's got your DNA.

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Why do you think they keep them
in circulation? Scan's finished.

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Now it's gonna narrow
it down to the family bloodline.

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- Homer Simpson.
- Bingo. Our gunman has a name-o.

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- Chief, chief.
- Chief, chief.

243
00:14:48,877 --> 00:14:51,311
Chief Wiggum, what are you doing?
What's going on?

244
00:14:51,477 --> 00:14:53,832
I'm sorry. We got Simpson DNA
on Burns' clothing...

245
00:14:53,997 --> 00:14:56,636
...and your father was identified
by the old man himself.

246
00:14:57,877 --> 00:15:02,871
DNA, positive ID, those won't hold up
in any court. Run, Dad.

247
00:15:03,037 --> 00:15:06,313
Look what I found
under Mr. Simpson's car seat.

248
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- I swear I've never seen that gun before.
- Why are your fingerprints all over it?

249
00:15:16,397 --> 00:15:19,070
This bullet matches the one
we took out of Burns.

250
00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:22,946
Homer Simpson, you're under arrest
for attempted murder.

251
00:15:23,117 --> 00:15:25,108
Yeah, that's what they all say.

252
00:15:25,277 --> 00:15:26,790
They all say, "D'oh."

253
00:15:34,157 --> 00:15:37,388
We need two cups of coffee and two
orders of bite-size breakfast pancakes...

254
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...with extra dipping sauce.

255
00:15:39,157 --> 00:15:41,751
Please pull up
to the service window, please.

256
00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,191
The wagon's too tall.

257
00:15:44,517 --> 00:15:47,668
I don't wanna have to get out.
I'll just drive up on the curb.

258
00:15:51,557 --> 00:15:55,470
- Almost got it.
- Drop the food, chief.

259
00:15:57,877 --> 00:16:00,789
Damn fools.
Drive-through's not for a parking.

260
00:16:07,837 --> 00:16:10,351
Diane, I'm gonna take my break now.

261
00:16:12,077 --> 00:16:15,274
- Hi, everybody.
- Homer Simpson.

262
00:16:15,437 --> 00:16:18,190
Okay, that was a little strange.

263
00:16:18,357 --> 00:16:21,269
- Tell me, how are you feeling today?
- Homer.

264
00:16:21,437 --> 00:16:24,907
Simpson, Homer. Simpson.

265
00:16:25,077 --> 00:16:27,432
That seems to be all you can say.

266
00:16:27,597 --> 00:16:31,795
When you were in that coma
did you feel your brain getting damaged?

267
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:34,425
The police have such a strong case
against Homer.

268
00:16:34,597 --> 00:16:36,588
Burns said he did it.
They have Homer's DNA.

269
00:16:36,757 --> 00:16:39,715
They have Simpson DNA.
It could've come from any of us.

270
00:16:39,877 --> 00:16:41,595
Except you, since you're a Bouvier.

271
00:16:41,757 --> 00:16:43,873
No, no.
When I took your father's name...

272
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...I took everything that came with it,
including DNA.

273
00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:48,191
Okay, Mom.

274
00:16:48,357 --> 00:16:52,145
Anyway my point is, the evidence
isn't as concrete as it seems.

275
00:16:52,317 --> 00:16:56,754
Like those fingerprints, they could have
gotten on the gun some other way.

276
00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:59,670
Are you sure you don't want me
to hold one of your cones?

277
00:16:59,837 --> 00:17:03,273
Yeah, right. You chose fruit,
you live with fruit.

278
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,275
No. No. No.

279
00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:11,035
Why is this on the floor?

280
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,627
And we don't even know
whose gun that was.

281
00:17:13,797 --> 00:17:17,073
Maybe somebody planted it there
to frame Dad.

282
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:20,673
No, we can't start thinking that way
about our own family members.

283
00:17:20,837 --> 00:17:22,987
Suspicion could tear us apart.

284
00:17:23,157 --> 00:17:26,513
That's right.
We all gotta stick together...

285
00:17:26,677 --> 00:17:30,909
...if we're gonna have any hope
of bringing that awful Homer to justice.

286
00:17:32,157 --> 00:17:35,354
Here is a photo
of the fugitive from our files.

287
00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:36,791
And now Waylon Smithers...

288
00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:40,916
...who's been a real good sport
about that wrongful arrest thing...

289
00:17:41,077 --> 00:17:43,227
...has a statement
that he would like to make.

290
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:44,671
Thank you.

291
00:17:44,837 --> 00:17:48,546
As Montgomery Burns' friend, I'm certain
there is nothing he would want more...

292
00:17:48,717 --> 00:17:51,185
...than swift brutal revenge
against Homer Simpson.

293
00:17:51,357 --> 00:17:55,191
Therefore I am offering
a $50,000 reward for his capture.

294
00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:58,667
- Dead or alive.
- Holy cow. Me first. Me first.

295
00:17:59,757 --> 00:18:03,670
- Homer Simpson?
- So you finally learned my name, eh?

296
00:18:03,837 --> 00:18:05,429
Homer Simpson.

297
00:18:05,597 --> 00:18:07,872
I've got no time
for your demented parlor games.

298
00:18:08,037 --> 00:18:12,394
You won't be telling anyone else
that Homer Simpson shot you.

299
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,469
The scene of the crime.

300
00:18:17,637 --> 00:18:20,390
There must be something here
that can clear Dad.

301
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:23,117
- Clue, clue.
- That's it.

302
00:18:23,277 --> 00:18:26,792
Oh, Mr. Pigeon, I'd kiss you
if you weren't swimming with disease.

303
00:18:38,437 --> 00:18:41,395
So the DNA was right.
It must have been...

304
00:18:41,557 --> 00:18:42,910
Oh, Dad.

305
00:18:43,077 --> 00:18:44,749
Attention. Simpson has been sighted.

306
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,795
Proceed at once
to Marvin Monroe Memorial Hospital.

307
00:18:50,717 --> 00:18:52,309
Be careful when we capture him.

308
00:18:52,477 --> 00:18:55,594
We cannot claim the reward unless
we have 51 percent of the carcass.

309
00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:06,592
Stop! Don't shoot my dad!

310
00:19:06,757 --> 00:19:09,794
He's innocent.
He wouldn't hurt a fly.

311
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,826
- Stop telling them it was me.
- Homer Simpson.

312
00:19:12,997 --> 00:19:16,512
- I'll kill you for saying it was me.
- Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson.

313
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,747
What is the meaning of this?

314
00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:21,636
Smithers. Smithers,
who is this beast that's shaking me?

315
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,751
Say it, Burns. Say I never shot you.

316
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,475
- Before.
- Shot?

317
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,276
By you?
I'm afraid not, my primitive friend.

318
00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:35,507
Your kind has neither
the cranial capacity...

319
00:19:35,677 --> 00:19:38,271
...nor the opposable digits
to operate a firearm.

320
00:19:38,437 --> 00:19:39,950
The one who shot me was...

321
00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:45,309
Maggie Simpson.

322
00:19:47,317 --> 00:19:50,150
With the sun-blocker in place
and the town aghast...

323
00:19:50,317 --> 00:19:52,194
...I was on top of the world.

324
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,747
So I wanted to kick up my heels
and indulge my sweet tooth.

325
00:19:55,997 --> 00:19:58,557
I feel like celebrating.

326
00:20:00,757 --> 00:20:03,829
Oh, it's you.
What are you so happy about?

327
00:20:04,197 --> 00:20:05,869
I see.

328
00:20:07,357 --> 00:20:10,713
Yes. That's the one.

329
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:14,028
Smithers had thwarted my earlier
attempt to take candy from a baby.

330
00:20:14,197 --> 00:20:18,236
But with him out of the picture I was
free to wallow in my own crapulence.

331
00:20:18,397 --> 00:20:19,876
I think you'd better drop it.

332
00:20:20,037 --> 00:20:21,675
But the old axiom was misleading.

333
00:20:21,837 --> 00:20:24,510
Taking the candy
proved exceedingly difficult.

334
00:20:24,677 --> 00:20:26,235
I said, drop it!

335
00:20:37,317 --> 00:20:39,877
Stricken,
I lurched forth in search of aid...

336
00:20:40,037 --> 00:20:42,676
...but finding only
slack-jawed gawkers...

337
00:20:42,837 --> 00:20:44,793
...I gave up and collapsed
on the sundial.

338
00:20:44,957 --> 00:20:50,031
Then with your last ounce of strength
you pointed to W and S.

339
00:20:50,197 --> 00:20:53,746
Or from your point of view,
M and S.

340
00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:55,635
- Maggie Simpson.
- What?

341
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,947
No.
With my last ounce of strength...

342
00:20:58,117 --> 00:21:01,029
...I sucked out my gold fillings
and swallowed them.

343
00:21:01,197 --> 00:21:03,233
Those paramedics have sticky fingers.

344
00:21:03,397 --> 00:21:05,786
I'm relieved that Homer's safe,
you've recovered...

345
00:21:05,957 --> 00:21:07,675
...and we can get back to normal.

346
00:21:07,837 --> 00:21:10,635
If Maggie could talk,
she'd apologize for shooting you.

347
00:21:10,797 --> 00:21:14,756
I'm afraid that's insufficient.
Officer, arrest the baby.

348
00:21:15,757 --> 00:21:17,156
Yeah, right, pops.

349
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:21,708
No jury in the world's gonna convict
a baby. Maybe Texas.

350
00:21:21,877 --> 00:21:24,835
Besides, she didn't mean it.
It was an accident.

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