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《辛普森家庭》

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{\an8}(歡迎來到春田核電廠)

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{\an8}(人小志氣高)

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(奶油小子甜甜圈,身分擴增?)

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(雪曼斯托克,存在律師)

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(春田小學)

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(我不會按下「跳過片頭」鍵)

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(三天沒發生意外)

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哈哈

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三號走道有飲料灑出來了

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藝術

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{\an8}我要穿什麼?

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{\an8}我要穿什麼?

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{\an8}太休閒,太正式

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{\an8}太性感

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{\an8}不夠性感

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{\an8}瑪格吐在這件上面

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{\an8}荷馬吐在這件上面

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{\an8}天啊

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{\an8}荷馬,7點6分了

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{\an8}保姆呢?

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{\an8}她會來的,別擔心

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{\an8}我們跟我同事及他們的新情人

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{\an8}共度愉快的約會之夜,不會遲到的

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{\an8}好,我馬上下去

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{\an8}我還得找衣服穿

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{\an8}當男人最棒的就是不在乎自己的外表
還有提早六年死去

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{\an8}等等,你們真的要在克蘭格酒吧約會?

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{\an8}那種超爛懷舊酒吧
專門開給你們這些留語音訊息的恐龍

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{\an8}放尊重一點好嗎?

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{\an8}不像你們這些蒼白的夏勒梅
我這一代會面對真正的挑戰

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{\an8}我們衝進MTV在坎昆的春假海灘

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{\an8}在可樂大戰中試喝不同的汽水

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{\an8}我選了百事可樂

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{\an8}我每天都後悔

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{\an8}我放棄

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{\an8}那就穿牛仔外套吧

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{\an8}現在是7點9分

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{\an8}保姆已經遲到3分鐘了

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{\an8}親愛的,沒人比我更興奮

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{\an8}能見到卡爾、娜伊瑪和藍尼
還有那個瘋狂到願意跟他約會的怪胎

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{\an8}妳先去,我在這裡等保姆來

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不等你直接去嗎?

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但這樣我就得繼續跟你的同事聊天了

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妳會做得很好的
只要讓卡爾開始講比特幣就行了

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- 妳很懂加密貨幣吧?
- 超人的狗「氪普托」?

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好,藍尼和卡爾還有其他喜愛的話題
如果《魷魚遊戲》是真的

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正壓呼吸輔助器的清潔技巧
還有為何下一任龐德應該要是傑森凱爾斯

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(澤茲的克蘭格酒吧)

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(重溫你等不及要逃離的青春)

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(李卡瓦洛的挑戰,三角戰爭)

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(二代打字機,娜芙蒂蒂啤酒)

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(曲棍球老爸)

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(販賣機機台遊戲)

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(精工者德爾特,獲勝)

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(打地鼠)

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(擁護者:水晶之戰)

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(回到過去)

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好,美枝,妳可以的

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只要不談錢、政治或性就好

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嗨,美枝

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共和黨減稅讓我慾火焚身

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克蘭格酒吧的約會之夜正式開始

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妳好,美枝

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嗨,藍尼,妳一定是愛咪

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我的星巴克杯子上是這麼寫的

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如果我幸運的話
大部分時候上面都寫著「愛妮」

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咖啡店的人的確會寫錯名字

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有一次他們在我的杯子上寫「美子」

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{\an8}我接了別人的笑話,我融入了

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我要把我孩子託付給的
那個混蛋青少年在哪裡?

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也許如果我踱步快一點,我...

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她來了

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謝謝你,踱步

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謝天謝地妳...受傷了

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別緊張,我沒事

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他們把所有止痛藥都給我

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我還多帶了一些給孩子們

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我們在拍從陽台跳下來的影片時

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她從陽台摔下來

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我落在沙包滑板上的抖音
得到喬許蓋德的讚

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寶貝,妳好有才華

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他們稱之為無骨雞翅
但其實只是小雞柳條

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他們以為能騙到誰?

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別想騙「美子」

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「美子」

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{\an8}前後呼應

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這真是有趣的餐廳笑話

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就像《週六夜現場》短劇的開頭

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在所有古怪的行為
毀了他們美好的夜晚之前

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要不要來杯免費的阿培羅氣泡酒
由我阿培羅弗里茲請客?

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- 好
- 好,放馬過來

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上帝為證,我會找個可悲的魯蛇
來照顧我的孩子

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這是西摩斯金納校長的手機

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語音信箱

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不,這是他本人現場與你通話

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天啊,斯金納,你經營兒童監獄

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來當我的保姆吧

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我爸不跟我說話,好好先生拒絕我

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波斯太太還在牢裡,弗蘭德忙著搞他的車

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其實是我的車在搞我
我的腎臟裡有鋼板彈簧

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好好照顧那些器官,我之後可能需要

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好吧,我要昏過去了

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來吧,斯金納
我會付你和學校一樣的薪水

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你的薪水是多少?時薪五塊?

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辛普森先生,我是教育家,不是保姆

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我不會做那麼低級的事

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保姆校長,幫我擦屁股

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我猜你要當保姆,大男孩

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我要聽三章的《清秀佳人》

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加上道地的愛德華王子島口音

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等我到餐廳

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所有沾醬都會充滿雞塊碎屑

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誰來照顧這些孩子?

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如果不是找人,而是找東西
還是我面前的東西呢?

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{\an8}孩子們,見見你們的新保姆
前門攝影機太太

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{\an8}(門鈴監視器)

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你們只要待在這個畫面裡就好

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(前門,直播)

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爸爸會看著你們,即使他在開車

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{\an8}(電擊爪爪)

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{\an8}為了確保霸子是個乖孩子...

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{\an8}滾開,我不是笨狗

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{\an8}我是...

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{\an8}(電擊爪爪)

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晚安,爸爸愛你們

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坐下,不要動

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這麽說可能有點辛辣
但我希望每週都有奧運

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太天才了,大家不可能會覺得無聊

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它能讓全世界團結在一起

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再見,戰爭

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電影院應該告訴大家
電影什麼時候真正開始

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而不是預告什麼時候開始

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- 對
- 我完全同意

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我喜歡妳的辛辣評論,美枝,繼續說吧

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好,再來一個辛辣的,遮蔽膠帶...

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真正的樂趣現在才要開始

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- 荷馬
- 大傢伙

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- 你好
- 真高興見到你

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荷馬,真是太棒了

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真不知道我幹嘛擔心自己不擅長聊天

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一切都很順利,而且...

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好極了

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接下來交給我

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好兄弟,我想史密提
在三月瘋狂大賽的籤表上作弊

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他只用潦草的筆跡寫了一個U

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看不出來他選的是康乃狄克大學
還是德克薩斯大學埃爾帕索分校

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{\an8}(潘朵拉病株)

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{\an8}我心想,到底是哪一個,史密提?
礦工還是哈士奇?礦工隊還是哈士奇隊?

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荷馬,拜託,這裡還有三個人

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對...對

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妳們女生喜歡今年《摔角狂熱》裡的誰?

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荷馬,我們剛剛在討論

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大家都感興趣的事

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愛咪發現一個很棒的播客

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喜劇演員會互相聊好幾個小時
但不用說任何笑話

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最新一集
蓋布瑞「蓬鬆哥」伊格雷西亞斯

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談到校車車禍,造成心靈創傷...

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別說了,閉嘴

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當我把你們留在前廊監獄時
我預期你們會坐在那裡覺得無聊

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灑水器打開了,我們該怎麼辦?

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像其他人一樣把它踩回土裡

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你在跟誰說話?

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我的胯下區域嗎?

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(《轟天神鷹二》,你有權保持死亡)

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你丟下孩子們不管?

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不,門鈴在看著他們

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它非常有責任感
我給花枝一塊磚頭,讓她拿它打陌生人

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- 好重
- 那代表它真的有用

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我得用生鏽的剪刀
才能把電擊頸圈從我脖子上拿下來

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你用了我生鏽的好剪刀?

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我回家後,剪刀最好還是生鏽的

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有時候我真討厭跟你結婚

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我不該那麼大聲的

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回家去照顧孩子們吧

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玩一次大蜈蚣?

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不准玩,快去

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好,好啦

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美子?

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今晚本來很順利的
結果你們卻看到我發怒

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抱歉,我讓氣氛變得很尷尬

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不

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不會尷尬

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一點都不尷尬

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(戰機王牌
一號玩家、二號玩家,開始遊戲)

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來,我的也給妳,再喝一杯

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謝謝

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我猜妳注意到荷馬不是完美的丈夫

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請別誤會我,我很愛荷馬,但他有缺點

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無可救藥、無法忽視的缺點

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{\an8}有時候我希望他不一樣

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{\an8}一個不會在壓力下崩潰
做出糟糕決定的荷馬

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{\an8}一個勇敢無畏的人

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就像那個遊戲裡的戰鬥機飛行員

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要是那樣就好了

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(勇敢之鷹)

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我感覺到一股衝動,一股飆速的衝動

198
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,038
(春田,超讚)

199
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:48,416
王牌頂尖噴射機中隊報到

200
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,418
- 噴噴
- 四球

201
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,753
開放性傷口

202
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:56,174
讓這個小鎮見識一場無意義的飛行訓練
讓他們永生難忘

203
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:02,430
飛得又快又低,飛到不該去的地方

204
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,474
{\an8}(春田輪胎場)

205
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,518
在致命的空中對上敵人

206
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:11,648
只要走錯一步,你就會死得很慘

207
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,821
那傢伙真是勇敢到極點

208
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,241
好,辛普森,你突破了音障

209
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,700
現在拉高

210
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:26,955
抱歉,隊長,要等我突破氣味障礙

211
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,715
{\an8}(氣味偵測器,寂靜、致命)

212
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,306
大腸爆炸

213
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,433
那是一星期後的味道

214
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,524
很高興能當你的副手,荷馬

215
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,192
讓我的狗下車

216
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,153
是藍色本田

217
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,115
塔台,我要墜機了

218
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:05,201
幫我訂新飛機,這次要附杯架

219
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,288
那個人的英雄主義失控了

220
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,548
又一次成功的任務

221
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:25,471
搭乘地面版的噴射機

222
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:31,185
為了真正傳達重點

223
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,271
(戰鬥799團)

224
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,399
你毀了一架價值七千萬的飛機

225
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,527
你的僚機墜毀在春田山

226
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,780
(天堂的英雄)

227
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:45,950
他被徵召時就知道後果了

228
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:49,537
辛普森,我命令你接受心理評估

229
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,790
以判定這種魯莽行為的來源

230
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,209
去啊,叫心理醫生來對付我

231
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,129
當那傢伙檢查我的腦袋時

232
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,382
不管他是誰,他什麼都找不到的

233
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:05,845
你去告訴那個有突出的喉結

234
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:11,809
和多毛無胸部的男醫生
用他陽剛的大拳頭去打沙

235
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,978
你為什麼不自己告訴我?

236
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:26,324
妳的控制塔還真厲害

237
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:29,035
它發現一名正在受苦的飛行員

238
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:32,914
我要找出你危險無懼的根源

239
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:36,167
幫助你一勞永逸地擺脫它

240
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:40,129
這可是個艱鉅的任務,小女生

241
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,341
這樣吧,博士,妳可以深入我的大腦

242
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,511
但我們得一邊移動,一邊照我的方式來

243
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,678
看妳能不能跟上

244
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:50,098
試試看,先生

245
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:54,060
以淚水的速度進行治療

246
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,979
出現了通常需要好幾年才有的突破

247
00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,066
快速分析,讓創傷無法隱藏

248
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:06,656
原諒內心的孩子

249
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,741
(保齡球瓶工廠)

250
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,703
你在尋找危險,為什麼?

251
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:17,500
危險是尋找自我的導彈
我正面迎擊,沒有恐懼

252
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:21,963
我認為你有恐懼,害怕自己害怕

253
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,590
妳說得對,我太害怕恐懼了

254
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,597
因為我對恐懼的愚蠢恐懼
我失去所有僚機搭檔

255
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:35,268
我得為許多僚機搭檔的遺孀負責

256
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:40,606
然後我得在葬禮上做低空飛行表演
再失去一個僚機搭檔

257
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,025
這是個惡性循環

258
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:49,615
現在我應該沒機會追妳了,對吧?

259
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:53,369
男人露出脆弱的一面是女人最討厭的事

260
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,413
試試看,先生

261
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:03,296
做愛時哭泣

262
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,883
做愛時哭泣

263
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,638
妳治好了我

264
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:16,017
我終於克服了我的無畏

265
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:22,815
背叛我的職業道德準則
從來沒有感覺這麼好過

266
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,739
辛普森,謝天謝地你來了

267
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,325
美國最大的敵人準備發動攻擊

268
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,660
- 誰?中國?
- 不,不是中國

269
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,079
天啊,不,不是中國

270
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,999
- 俄羅斯
- 不,也不是俄羅斯,不

271
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,250
北韓?

272
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,920
別再說真的國家了

273
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,340
現在你們的目標是最近在流氓國家

274
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,968
「不存在斯坦」
一個戒備森嚴的裂縫峽谷中

275
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:54,263
發現的武器級核子反應爐

276
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,140
(不存在斯坦)

277
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,894
只有美國能消滅地球上所有生物

278
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,896
對,說得好,尿液測試

279
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,314
{\an8}(尿液測試)

280
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,192
我們唯一的機會是精準射擊

281
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:10,196
同時執行螺旋式動作,稱為棺材滾

282
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:15,451
勇敢之鷹,這就是你生來
就適合執行的瘋狂爆表特技

283
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:16,994
我們能指望你嗎?

284
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:22,833
上將,我克服了對恐懼的恐懼
現在我不怕害怕了

285
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,003
我不會做棺材滾

286
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,922
我可能會死

287
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,508
連名字都很可怕

288
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,308
那傢伙真是膽小到極點

289
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,894
妳把他治好了,現在再讓他有病

290
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,230
荷馬,停下來

291
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,065
全新的戀愛對象

292
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,650
我治好了你的無畏

293
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,362
但你的國家需要你
為了最後一次任務找回無畏的心

294
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,863
進去駕駛艙

295
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,824
我會一路陪著你

296
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,742
然後更多性愛時的哭泣?

297
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,744
沒錯,先生

298
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,122
好,我盡量

299
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,165
飛高高

300
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,421
頂尖噴射機中隊,回報

301
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,755
鎚狀趾

302
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,173
小麥過敏

303
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,341
客串演出

304
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,677
猶豫不決的傢伙

305
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,180
荷馬,我說過我會在這裡陪你
我是認真的

306
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,432
(藍天使)

307
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,436
這是空中治療嗎?

308
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,063
釋放你的情緒

309
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:30,359
和你的紅外線AIM-9X導引響尾蛇飛彈

310
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,951
(反社會傾向)

311
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,203
(告訴我關於你母親的事)

312
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,419
我又什麼都不怕了

313
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,422
妳讓妳之前治好的心魔又復發了

314
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:56,427
現在上去殺了我們身分刻意模糊的敵人

315
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,309
敵機、中隊,啟動GLC攻擊模式

316
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,936
縮寫代表「加博略佳愛情測試者」

317
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,735
(喬漢姆)

318
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,114
但我太有名了,不能死

319
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,085
目標已消滅

320
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,463
執行棺材滾

321
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,965
你的飛機那樣,你是活不了的

322
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,550
這是自殺

323
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,970
錯了,那是他們的自殺

324
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,655
你辦到了,荷馬

325
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:01,367
謝謝你,我最棒的僚機搭檔...

326
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,744
不,我的僚機搭檔都慘死了

327
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,747
對,你說過了

328
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,669
不存在斯坦

329
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,255
很好,妳回來了

330
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,466
妳已經盯著飲料流口水八分鐘了

331
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:22,471
孩子們,就像美國的民主制度一樣
我的愚蠢實驗失敗了

332
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,765
所以我必須當你們的保姆

333
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,517
現在,為了讓你們整晚看電視

334
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,061
讓我去翻你們爸媽的藥櫃

335
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,901
我把家裡的鑰匙忘在餐廳了

336
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,778
在我的夏季風衣裡

337
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,197
現在我們被困在這裡了

338
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,908
如果起風了,我沒有外套防寒呢?

339
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,494
你沒有車鑰匙,是怎麼開車過來的?

340
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:50,166
自從我把鑰匙忘在秋季雙排釦大衣裡後
我就用螺絲起子發動車子

341
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,584
爸,冷靜點

342
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,920
媽把備用鑰匙藏在這塊假石頭裡

343
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,882
很好,現在我們可以進去了

344
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,719
不,你這白痴,鑰匙在石頭裡

345
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,597
我不是地質學家

346
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,807
(門鈴監視器,前門,直播)

347
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,020
你們是荷馬最好的朋友

348
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,271
告訴我

349
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,607
他到底是什麼樣的人?

350
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,109
他是個善於養家糊口的人

351
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:18,944
積極進取的人

352
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:23,032
你們這麼說只是因為你們狼狽為奸

353
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:28,704
因為你們都享有同樣的健康和退休金計畫

354
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,750
這一輪我請客

355
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,084
(拒絕)

356
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:37,254
什麼?我才剛付清這個月的帳單

357
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:42,343
荷馬花了三千元
買了一台古董大蜈蚣機台遊戲

358
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,847
動作快,各位
那個笨蛋選了一小時配送到府

359
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:52,436
我為什麼不能有個正常又負責任的老公?

360
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,356
就像1950年代的電影裡

361
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,234
洛克哈德森飾演的商人一樣

362
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,861
那才是男人中的男人

363
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,780
(《公司男人》)

364
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:07,910
如此穩定、安全又傳統

365
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,538
結論是,先生們

366
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:13,165
我希望你們能考慮實施

367
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,875
我提議的菸灰缸擴展計畫

368
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:19,964
就我看來,這能達到不間斷的桌邊吸菸

369
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:23,467
同時減少昂貴的煙菸處理干擾

370
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:26,428
以效率、利潤和一致性來說

371
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,056
提供了顯著的改善

372
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,976
而且有我們最佳數字高手的支持

373
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:35,938
財政斯圖預測第二季有所成長

374
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,566
(合併元件第三季效率計畫)

375
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,030
幹得好,辛普森

376
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:47,074
你是這家公司的重要成員

377
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,409
謝謝你,老闆

378
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:52,580
現在回到匿名的初級行政樓層
繼續做苦工

379
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,502
{\an8}(效率計畫)

380
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,597
今天的簡報非常精彩,辛普森

381
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,517
或許會有優化部主管職位的空缺

382
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:15,644
優化部?

383
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:19,398
那跟效率部是天壤之別

384
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:20,649
你不想要嗎?

385
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,776
我以為你的鉛筆裡有鉛

386
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:25,779
咖啡裡有威士忌,呼拉圈裡有沙子

387
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:29,783
以隱喻來說,這些東西我都有

388
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,745
以智慧來說,你說的話很有智慧

389
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,706
表現得好,你就能得到這個

390
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:40,878
管理階層廁所的鑰匙

391
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:46,884
你會坐在大理石鋪設的馬桶間裡
擦亮你的鞋子

392
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:51,639
坐墊冰冷如冰,沖水聲響亮如雷

393
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:55,684
你可以在明天的鄉村俱樂部派對上
跟大老闆談成生意

394
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:58,228
這可能是你一生中最關鍵的時刻

395
00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:00,147
我在諾曼第活下來了

396
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,066
沒有你,我們也會贏

397
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:06,153
(合併元件)

398
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,656
(《郊區抑鬱症》)

399
00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,741
(合理化飲酒的十種方法)

400
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,703
兄弟,你還在合併元件公司

401
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,580
融合那些元件嗎?

402
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:20,167
你賺了不少錢,對吧?

403
00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:23,253
我敢說你一年賺七千塊

404
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:25,965
準確來說,是七千二

405
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,343
那個不法利潤真是不容小覷

406
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:34,181
你掌握了全世界,不像我

407
00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:36,517
下一站,奇佛頓

408
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:40,312
你們下車時,請花點時間思考

409
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:43,399
戰後繁榮的夢想是如何凝結成

410
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,986
空虛的心靈空洞,你們存在的中心

411
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:50,948
充滿了酒精和無愛的隨性情事

412
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,950
和你一起坐車很愉快,荷馬

413
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:55,828
繼續供養你美麗的老婆和小孩

414
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,496
我要游泳回家了

415
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,290
從泳池游到泳池

416
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:05,629
好耶

417
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:07,965
(奇佛頓車站)

418
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:10,259
(瀝青小子甜甜圈)

419
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,096
妳好,親愛的

420
00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:18,434
你剛剛在跟誰說話?

421
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,561
可憐的柯克凡哈頓

422
00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:22,354
我為他感到難過

423
00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,565
每晚游到空蕩蕩的房子裡

424
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:32,364
誰會覺得一個高大健壯的獨行俠
有魅力呢?

425
00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:34,783
- 嗨,爸爸
- 你好,爸爸

426
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,327
我的兒子,德克和柏克

427
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:42,124
我們當然要去那個派對

428
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,376
你要升官,對吧?

429
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:47,421
以生活成本來說,能升遷當然很好

430
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:50,799
但話說回來,我才在公司待了十年

431
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,510
再跟我們說一次管理階層廁所的事,爸爸

432
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,763
小便斗槽有多大?

433
00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,222
沒有溝槽,孩子們

434
00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:59,475
- 天啊
- 多棒的生活啊

435
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,852
就這麼決定了,我們要去那個派對

436
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,812
你會得到升遷的

437
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,981
這個家會往上爬

438
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,650
即使那代表你得在城裡加班

439
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:11,236
再也不能跟我們同床共枕

440
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:15,657
好好睡吧,我鬱鬱寡歡的酒鬼種馬

441
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:20,621
大老闆來了

442
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:24,458
這是你貶低自己,證明男子氣概的機會

443
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:25,542
卑躬屈膝,荷馬

444
00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:26,835
像風一樣卑躬屈膝

445
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:27,920
當然好

446
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,338
我只需要喝一杯

447
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,882
我要一杯現調雞尾酒

448
00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:33,967
(小費)

449
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,561
你在煩惱什麼,老爹?

450
00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:47,856
你汗流得像道爾頓特朗博
在看黑名單一樣

451
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,818
我應該要跟老闆談升遷的事

452
00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:52,778
這是我這輩子想要的一切

453
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:54,822
真的嗎?那就是你想要的嗎?

454
00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:58,408
當資本主義機器裡一個沒有靈魂的齒輪?

455
00:26:58,492 --> 00:27:02,037
只是在充滿應聲蟲的世界裡
另一個應聲蟲?

456
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,288
- 對
- 對

457
00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:05,082
- 對
- 對

458
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:07,459
- 對
- 對

459
00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,254
對

460
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:12,673
不,那不適合你

461
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:15,843
你不會想要那種悲哀的人生

462
00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:19,555
午餐喝三杯馬丁尼
開車回家喝六杯馬丁尼

463
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:22,766
好讓你可以倒在菸灰缸裡

464
00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:25,936
熬夜處理韓德森的案子

465
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:29,857
妳身為酒保或女性,有點太自以為是了

466
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:33,944
我當酒保只是為了維持生計和培養興趣

467
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:35,237
我是藝術家

468
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:39,950
這幅畫捕捉了我的靈魂

469
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:43,745
我從沒想過一張雞尾酒餐巾紙
能造成這麼大的傷害

470
00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:47,249
該死,我不想要這種空虛的生活
但我被困住了

471
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:49,585
這樣吧,我的小費罐滿了

472
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:50,836
我們離開這裡吧

473
00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:55,257
那些噴泉和裝飾手帕永遠不會知道你走了

474
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:59,011
- 對...對
- 對...對

475
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:03,056
我們要去的地方,大家只穿高領

476
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,185
(濃縮咖啡館)

477
00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:19,072
(藝廊)

478
00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:27,956
(我喜歡艾克)

479
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,627
(我質疑艾克)

480
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:53,649
你不覺得有股強大的宇宙能量
把我們推在一起嗎?

481
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:54,733
就是...對

482
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:57,152
就是...我從來沒有這麼自由過

483
00:28:57,235 --> 00:29:00,197
我從沒想過我會在一個句子裡
講這麼多次「就是...」

484
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:05,661
我就是...覺得,就是...我就是...愛上妳了

485
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,037
你是詩人

486
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,915
我們一起私奔到加州吧

487
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:11,583
我願意

488
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:14,378
巴士兩小時後從奇佛頓車站出發

489
00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:20,676
我愛妳,有藝術氣息的酒保小妞

490
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:24,262
我愛你,愚蠢的資本主義奴才

491
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,279
要去哪裡嗎?

492
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:44,199
是這樣的,我...

493
00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,785
我告訴你你要去哪裡,往上爬

494
00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:51,123
在你用天知道是哪種動畫風格
逃離到天知道的地方時

495
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:54,459
我代替你工作,拍你老闆的馬屁

496
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,545
升職?

497
00:29:56,628 --> 00:30:01,800
沒錯,優化部的資深初級副總裁

498
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:08,640
(新生快捷)

499
00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:13,478
希望時刻,充滿希望的時刻

500
00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:21,737
感覺溫暖又模糊,就像你需要睡午覺

501
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:25,907
可能成為的人和應該做的事

502
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:27,492
(順從本地火車)

503
00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:34,291
我們用悲傷和悲傷的聲音
哀悼我們所有的選擇

504
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,918
怎麼了嗎,先生?

505
00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:38,670
繼續擦鞋吧

506
00:30:44,885 --> 00:30:48,972
太悲傷了,但所有車道都一塵不染

507
00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:52,017
我想我醉到無法解釋背後含義了

508
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:56,772
不,荷馬現在又有什麼災難了?

509
00:30:57,355 --> 00:31:00,984
爸,你從信箱口搆不到門把的

510
00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,069
我可以

511
00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:04,946
這隻手臂釋放了一千條士力架

512
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:07,574
還有一包意外的蘋果片

513
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,827
爸,我有個好主意

514
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:14,414
我要把鳥食倒進你的股溝裡

515
00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:16,083
這怎麼會是好主意?

516
00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,839
松鼠,那不是給你的

517
00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:24,299
你這個混蛋

518
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,224
你...

519
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,309
我會抓到你的

520
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:37,646
為什麼荷馬這麼慘?

521
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,357
對不起

522
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:44,778
也許是妳忽略了他的創傷?

523
00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,780
別歪著頭看我

524
00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:50,283
和藍尼在一起不代表妳是感情專家

525
00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:53,120
他假裝眼睛受傷來避免親密關係

526
00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:56,164
那不是真的,對吧?親愛的

527
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,503
我的眼睛,我得離開三個星期

528
00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,173
藍尼的創傷是什麼?

529
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:11,096
別擔心,我不會毀了你們的約會

530
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:18,436
(阿培羅酒)

531
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,981
情侶之夜結束了

532
00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:25,610
再見,想像中的雞尾酒妖精

533
00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:26,695
我是真的

534
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:27,779
我存在

535
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,448
我叫史提夫

536
00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:33,285
(計程車)

537
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:35,162
我做不到

538
00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:37,998
帶我去一個大家可以沉浸在

539
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:41,710
人生低潮的地方,而且不會受到批評

540
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:42,794
(就喝達夫)

541
00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:44,796
好,低潮沉淪馬上來

542
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,216
看起來像阿培羅氣泡酒

543
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,384
是伏特加和鐵鏽

544
00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:55,182
老莫,這是我結婚以來

545
00:32:55,265 --> 00:32:58,268
第一次不想進自己的家

546
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:01,730
我猜荷馬這次做了很糟的事

547
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,023
他做過更糟的事

548
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:07,444
只是隨著時間過去
它會像棉絮濾網裡的絨毛一樣越積越多

549
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:12,699
直到有一天回家
發現整台乾衣機都著火了

550
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:21,708
我一直在想
嫁給另一個荷馬會是什麼感覺

551
00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:24,252
也許是一個沒有滿腔怒火的人

552
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:27,422
可以面帶微笑過一生的人

553
00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:29,507
太好了,繼續盯著妳的飲料看

554
00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:30,884
也許會發生什麼事

555
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,346
面帶微笑

556
00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:41,645
達譚市今晚的氣氛依然冷酷無情

557
00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:45,190
達譚持續受到深層壓迫的衰敗影響

558
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:48,360
幾乎讓人聯想到史柯西斯早期的電影

559
00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:49,444
(鼻菸曼的中國戲院)

560
00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:51,863
逐漸沸騰的混亂即將爆發

561
00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:52,948
(駭人小子甜甜圈)

562
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:57,285
誰知道什麼衍生火花會點燃這座城市

563
00:33:57,369 --> 00:34:01,539
現在是小丑庫斯提的深夜節目

564
00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:05,293
(電視、無線電,大拍賣)

565
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:06,378
大家好

566
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:09,422
清潔工罷工已經持續五個月了

567
00:34:09,506 --> 00:34:12,050
街角的垃圾堆積如山

568
00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:15,053
如果我想召妓,就得雇用雪巴人

569
00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:23,603
庫斯提寶刀未老,對吧,爸?

570
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:27,482
只有你會捧場那個墮落小丑的笑話

571
00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:29,943
庫斯提幫助我忘卻煩惱

572
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:31,987
你有什麼煩惱要忘記?

573
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,572
現在用我們唯一的湯勺幫我沖洗

574
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,160
好消息

575
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:43,164
社福機構幫我安排了夢幻工作

576
00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:44,457
一個不會...

577
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:49,337
受到我身體狀況影響的工作

578
00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:54,509
突然間,有人好到不想整天幫爸爸洗澡

579
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:57,596
現在用海綿把湯吸進我嘴裡

580
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:00,932
(小丑折扣店,小丑裝租賃)

581
00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:02,058
(小丑現在每月除蝨)

582
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,774
穿好衣服,餓肚子凱托

583
00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:13,486
好,小丑和女小丑

584
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:16,364
當你們在生日派對和折扣店工作時

585
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,658
記住,你們不是庫斯提

586
00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:21,494
也不是庫斯提這個品牌的人

587
00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:25,123
你們是他無照的朋友,庫羅米

588
00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:27,083
我們的座右銘是什麼?

589
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:29,044
- 沒有訴訟
- 沒有訴訟

590
00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:35,383
這就是庫羅米的精神

591
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:38,053
別送這傢伙去幼稚園畢業典禮

592
00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:40,597
(嗨翻之王音樂用品店)

593
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,681
(歇業大拍賣)

594
00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:43,058
{\an8}我很擅長這個

595
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:47,270
{\an8}也許我的人生不只是一缸骯髒的湯

596
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:48,563
(每個雙簧管都得賣出)

597
00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:49,648
該死

598
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:52,901
該死

599
00:35:54,194 --> 00:35:55,195
該死

600
00:35:56,946 --> 00:35:59,240
(華爾街小便斗
怪癖性病診所,四海好鞋店)

601
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,494
哈哈

602
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:08,333
調酒棒,你在笑我嗎?

603
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,711
該死,該死

604
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:13,672
(請原諒我無法控制的笑聲)

605
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,590
(我有符合電影主題的心理疾病)

606
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,509
這傢伙有病

607
00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:20,345
現在踹他似乎有點糟糕

608
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:21,680
對,你說得對

609
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,934
對,謝謝你讓我們自覺慚愧,混蛋

610
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:34,192
該死...該死

611
00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:37,195
該死...該死

612
00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:43,451
該死...該死

613
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:46,871
該死...該死

614
00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:51,000
該死...該死

615
00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:57,590
該死...該死

616
00:36:57,674 --> 00:36:59,134
該死...該死

617
00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:07,726
昨晚,我最忠實的粉絲之一

618
00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:09,853
在達譚街頭被殘忍攻擊

619
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,104
庫斯提

620
00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:16,276
他被踩踏、毆打
還被丟下《起源故事》的樓梯

621
00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:20,196
全因為他打扮成以前的我

622
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,616
庫斯提愛我

623
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:27,036
這是愚蠢又殘忍的罪行

624
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:32,625
罪魁禍首是我的四位搞笑來賓
跺人兄弟

625
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:37,380
該死

626
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:40,008
你們真的革新了喜劇

627
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,802
因為你們痛扁了那個魯蛇

628
00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:45,972
播放影片

629
00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:48,767
該死...該死

630
00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:51,144
該死...該死

631
00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:54,898
該死...該死

632
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:58,359
為什麼,庫斯提?

633
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,445
為什麼?

634
00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,447
因為很好笑

635
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,824
你怎麼沒笑,骨頭麥基?

636
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:09,954
{\an8}不好笑

637
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:11,206
沒什麼好笑的

638
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,166
這社會不好笑

639
00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:15,460
我現在也會跺人了

640
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:16,920
{\an8}(氧氣)

641
00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:20,256
{\an8}搞什麼鬼?

642
00:38:25,678 --> 00:38:28,723
我自由了

643
00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:35,021
什麼都打不倒我

644
00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:36,731
該死

645
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,983
該死...該死

646
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,068
該死...該死

647
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:46,825
該死

648
00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:50,411
(達譚精神病院
這是個瘋狂且極其瘋狂的地方)

649
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:51,496
(歡迎參觀我們最新改造的禮品店)

650
00:38:57,085 --> 00:39:00,922
這個荒涼、噁心的世界變得悲傷了

651
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:03,007
我認識你,你是荷馬

652
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:07,428
一個美麗的瘋子知道我的名字?

653
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:09,472
大家都認識你

654
00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:12,851
整個城市都看到你對那個有錢人做的事

655
00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:16,521
在你對抗權威時,大家都站在你這邊

656
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,147
你不只是惡名昭彰

657
00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:20,358
你出名了,你看

658
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:21,442
(第六頻道新聞)

659
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:22,735
嗨

660
00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:24,863
他們想踩我嗎?

661
00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:27,282
不,他們想變成你

662
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:31,786
這群小丑伸援者,或稱「丑身者」

663
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,580
聚集在一起支持這名私刑者

664
00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:36,124
他痛擊體制的不公不義

665
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:39,627
謀殺了一名捐錢給醫院的有錢人

666
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:42,964
他們稱他們的新英雄為「該死小丑」

667
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:46,217
謝謝你讓我感覺被看見和害怕,該死小丑

668
00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:50,138
鼻菸曼準備釋放他有毒的男性怒火

669
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:51,222
大家都該死

670
00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:53,808
該死小丑

671
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:56,769
那些憤怒的瘋子會跟著你到天涯海角

672
00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:58,980
他們願意為你的理想而死

673
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:00,565
我沒有理念

674
00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:01,816
你有

675
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:05,945
你要報復這個腐敗社會裡所有傷害你的人

676
00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:08,740
而且你要面帶微笑

677
00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:10,241
過來

678
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,038
現在換你畫我

679
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,922
崇拜你的粉絲在等你

680
00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,757
不要讓他們失望

681
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:29,427
可能是因為我從39層樓梯摔下來
才會講這種話

682
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:34,933
但我聽到一首通常輕快又好笑的歌
緩慢又縈繞心頭的版本

683
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:41,522
諷刺的快樂歌

684
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:48,196
唱得像緊張性精神分裂症患者

685
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:52,742
痛苦地清楚...

686
00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:55,203
(「病人止步」)

687
00:40:55,286 --> 00:41:01,000
氣氛如此沉悶

688
00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:02,669
(槍枝置物櫃開關)

689
00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:08,758
要唱得恰到好處

690
00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:12,387
確保最後收尾時

691
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:17,850
是令人倒胃口的小調

692
00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:20,436
(達譚市警局)

693
00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:35,618
該死小丑逃走了

694
00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:38,705
憤怒的丑角逃出達譚精神病院

695
00:41:38,788 --> 00:41:43,084
瘋狂的夢幻女郎美枝昆恩就在他身邊

696
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:47,046
他們帶領著一支有著類似裝備的
反社會變態軍隊

697
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:49,465
沒有明確的目的和動機

698
00:41:49,549 --> 00:41:52,969
我只有一個目的和動機,而且很清楚

699
00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:56,389
就是殺了庫斯提
因為他利用他的電視節目

700
00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:59,392
羞辱他最大的粉絲

701
00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:01,310
好耶

702
00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:02,854
(殺了庫斯提)

703
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:05,398
殺了庫斯提...殺了庫斯提

704
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:08,776
馮內果,如果我沒看前四集

705
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,653
我能理解《第五號屠宰場》嗎?

706
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,991
《第五號屠宰場》也被稱為《兒童聖戰》

707
00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:18,745
是對存在隨機性的黑暗幽默探討

708
00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:22,415
去死吧,庫斯提

709
00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:25,960
這是為了報復你羞辱我

710
00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:30,590
以及從開天闢地之初至今
發生在別人身上的所有壞事

711
00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:36,012
- 進廣告
- 我們成功了

712
00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:40,767
我們透過殺了我最愛的脫口秀主持人
解決了社會的所有問題

713
00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:42,977
我們才剛開始呢

714
00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:46,439
我們會燒毀整座城市
什麼都阻止不了我們

715
00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:50,651
因為根據合約
蝙蝠俠不能存在於這個宇宙

716
00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:55,698
我第一次覺得被愛了

717
00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:05,249
等等,什麼?

718
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,085
該死小丑很開心?

719
00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:08,628
而且被愛

720
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:11,506
他不像我們是個獨身怪胎

721
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,382
他有女朋友

722
00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:14,675
不准當好處佔盡的頂端男

723
00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:16,552
他找到真愛了

724
00:43:16,636 --> 00:43:17,887
殺了他們

725
00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:19,472
去死吧,該死小丑

726
00:43:19,555 --> 00:43:20,890
去死吧,該死小丑

727
00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:30,566
至少在那個幻想中,我們最後在一起

728
00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:34,403
美枝,妳是在我的酒吧昏倒過

729
00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:36,030
最有格調的人,但妳該回家了

730
00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:41,494
我的頭好痛

731
00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:44,831
我甚至不知道我想要哪個荷馬

732
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:47,625
來吧

733
00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:51,170
荷馬

734
00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:53,089
荷馬?

735
00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:55,174
荷馬?孩子們?

736
00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:57,844
有人在嗎?你們在哪裡?

737
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:04,934
他在這裡,我的荷馬

738
00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:08,688
我對一切感到抱歉

739
00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:10,815
沒關係

740
00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:14,485
我知道妳只是想要一個有趣的情侶之夜

741
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:16,779
我甚至不能真的在場

742
00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:18,447
你在場

743
00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:22,577
你是對我來說
最勇敢、最聰明、最快樂的荷馬

744
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:23,703
你很完美

745
00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:33,880
(春田)

746
00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:34,607
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