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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'oh!
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{\an8}Our first Thanksgiving
since Homer passed away.
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{\an8}More turkey, please.
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{\an8}Oh. Thank God we still have his hologram.
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{\an8}All right, everyone.
Get out your remembrance candles.
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{\an8}Granny Lisa, why do we light a candle
every Thanksgiving?
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{\an8}In remembrance of the great blackout
that almost destroyed our town,
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{\an8}when we actually had
to write things down by hand.
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{\an8}It started on a cold November day
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back when you could actually see
snow outside of a museum.
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{\an8}Goodbye, autumn.
Hello, "Novem-brrr."
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{\an8}A powerful winter storm is headed our way.
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{\an8}Homie.
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{\an8}♪ Aloha oe ♪
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{\an8}Homie, wake up.
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{\an8}♪ Aloha oe
A-- ♪
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{\an8}This isn't Hawaii.
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{\an8}It's never Hawaii.
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{\an8}It's just stupid America.
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{\an8}There's a winter storm coming in.
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{\an8}Winter storm.
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{\an8}I refuse to be scared unless
there's some terrifying new term for it.
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{\an8}It's an arctic blast with a bomb cyclone
and a chance of firenado.
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Or, as we in the news business call it:
an "arcticonado."
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None of us call it that, Kent.
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{\an8}Pipe down, Arnie. I'm selling hoodies.
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Homer, this is important.
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Did you put up the storm windows
like you promised?
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There are two things
I've learned are completely worthless,
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scented toilet paper
and a promise from Homer Simpson.
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I'll put 'em up right after work.
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You're going to work in that?
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It's Hawaiian Day,
and the guys elected me King Kamehameha.
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Let the goofing off at work commence!
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Ew, bacon.
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Now, kids, I know the forecast
says it's triple-mitten weather,
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but the good news is
it's less than one week till Turkey Day.
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Mom, can we please not call it Turkey Day?
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You're celebrating the slaughter
of a living thing.
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Lisa, you always slaughter the mood.
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You know, there are
some amazing faux turkeys to eat now.
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Said no one ever.
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Right now they're perfecting the taste.
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But in the future,
faux turkeys will taste really good.
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Nope, still sucks.
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But for this year,
my menu is already up on the fridge.
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{\an8}And it really means a lot to me.
It's our first Thanksgiving with Maggie.
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And I'm finally not pregnant,
so I can drink.
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I call a drumstick.
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Nice try, boy.
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{\an8}But we agreed I get both drumsticks every
Thanksgiving on the day you were born.
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Aw, no fair. I was too young to sign that.
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I believe this is your foot, is it not?
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And I had it notarized.
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Why, you giant--
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But the worst was yet to come.
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That Thanksgiving would surpass
Christmas and my birthday
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as the saddest day of the year.
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Welcome.
Or as they say in Hawaii, "Welcome."
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You're probably wondering
why we chose this special day
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to have this celebration of you,
my workers and dear, dear friends.
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{\an8}Smithers, I need a distraction
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{\an8}so those unionized money-sucks don't see
the new cheaper replacements
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I'm bringing in to take their jobs.
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Why don't we throw a Hawaiian day?
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Aloha-ha-ha-haa.
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Now, enjoy, relax, mahalo,
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knowing your jobs are secure
and I could never replace you.
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Nothing ulterior about that statement.
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We love you.
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That's the last we'll see of them.
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Welcome, nonunion workers.
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In an older era, they'd call you scabs.
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Now you're just friends without benefits.
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♪ See here, Smithers
Here's my theory ♪
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♪ For how to cut down
What people earn ♪
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♪ Every worker should be nonunion
That's the genius of Monty Burns ♪
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♪ They've got no health care
They've got no dental ♪
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♪ There's just one bathroom
So they take turns ♪
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♪ And all the money and all the power ♪
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♪ Are in the clutches
Of Monty Burns ♪
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♪ Hallelujah ♪
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♪ Make us grovel
For your energy ♪
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♪ Speed up the core
Speed up the core, men ♪
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♪ Speed up the, speed up the
Speed up the ♪
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♪ Speed up the
Core ♪
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♪ Rig detectors and bribe inspectors
Skip the training 'cause no one learns ♪
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♪ Even people who ain't too clever
Can work for a minimum wage forever ♪
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♪ Broken parts can be glued together
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♪ For Monty Burns ♪
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♪ Monty Burns ♪
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♪ Monty Burns ♪
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♪ Monty Burns ♪
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Smithers, how do these nonunion
avocado toasts sing so well?
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Oh, well, they're all graduates
of prestigious college theater programs.
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Ah.
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That entire section is Juilliard.
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♪ It's this or teach ♪
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Somebody should clean these up.
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I nominate King Kamehameha.
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I'm starting to think this king thing is
just a trick to get me to do all the work.
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No, no, it's a very great honor,
Your Gullibility.
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Whew. Not gonna make that mistake.
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Waste disposed safely.
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Thank you.
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Now, to call Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk
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and reclaim my title of the world's
most self-serving billionaire.
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Where can I plug in my phone?
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Uh, sir, I'm afraid we're already
over-amped on that outlet.
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I'll over-amp you.
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Put it out! Put it out!
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♪ We don't know how ♪
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But we can dance
Stravinsky's Firebird around it.
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Homer, what did you do in there?
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I did exactly what I was supposed to do.
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Attention, plant employees.
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See, she'll tell you.
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Plant meltdown imminent.
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Please take this time
to get right with your God.
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Now, please put your name tag
inside your mouth
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for the easy identification of your skull.
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Where are you going?
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To get help.
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Don't leave me, Uncle Monty!
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- Smithers, did you grease the struts?
- Yes, sir.
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Arr you kidding me?
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Fire extinguished. Plant ruined.
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And you are all now out of work.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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We had no power
and no prospects of getting any.
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- What is it? What is it?
- We'll never know!
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But whenever there's a threat
to civilization,
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good people always set aside
their differences
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and blame a scapegoat.
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All right. So who screwed up here?
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Homer?
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Homer! Homer! Homer!
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I agree. We should find a scapegoat.
But who?
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You! You! You!
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I can't believe this.
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I love you guys.
And now you wanna throw me under the bus.
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Great idea.
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Hey! Throwing someone under the bus
is a figure of speech.
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Like, "I'll start my diet tomorrow"
or "I love my children equally."
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Okay, Homer. Fair enough.
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Ten-second head start!
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Ten, nine, eight, seven...
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{\an8}You could have at least done Mississippi!
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Who's there?
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Watch it! I have pepper spray.
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Mmm, pepper spray.
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Homer?
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I put in all the storm windows.
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And I bought brand new batteries
for all the flashlights.
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Huh? Huh?
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There was nothing
that alarmed my mother more
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than a helpful Homer.
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Homer Simpson.
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Did you have anything to do
with the blackout?
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Everybody thinks I did, but I didn't.
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But I don't care because you believe me,
Marge, don't you?
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I'm trying.
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Eh, could have been worse.
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- D'oh!
- Once again, the whole town is mad at dad.
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Bart, do you know how many furious mobs
the average family has to contend with?
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Mmm, six?
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Zero. Zero!
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You did do this.
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Marge, in every marriage,
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a spouse gets to say one time,
"You have got to believe me."
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Yes. And you've done it 18 times.
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Look in my eyes.
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You've said that before.
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Hold my hand and look in my eyes.
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You've said that before.
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Hold my hand, look in my eyes,
and feel my heart.
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Also, if you can examine my prostate--
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All right. All right.
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I don't know.
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Mom!
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I was aiming for his eye.
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Mom, Dad, please give us hope.
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It's what parents do.
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Don't worry, kids.
The government will help.
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The government cannot help itself,
let alone you.
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{\an8}I have just been authorized
to commission a study
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{\an8}on whether or not
a study should be commissioned.
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Finally. Thank you.
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So, to take your minds off your troubles,
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I propose some kind of games,
either Hunger or Squid.
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With that in mind,
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tomorrow we will begin with
everyone attempting to kill Milhouse.
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I finally got picked first. Booyah!
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Homer.
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No laptop. No Kindle.
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What do I do?
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I'll read a book.
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I might learn something.
This pioneer girl was happy.
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I'm not happy. This is a nightmare.
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My pa moved us out of Wisconsin
because he thought it was too fancy.
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Wisconsin?
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And before you wanna be me, answer this:
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Did you ever kill a chicken?
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Sorry, I'm a vegetarian.
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So was I!
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{\an8}That was the moment
I began my remembrance book.
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{\an8}And in my memory, I sound like this.
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People were made of stronger stuff
in pioneer days.
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Until they died in agony at 39.
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Well, if nothing else,
I can try to save Thanksgiving.
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The food is gone!
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Homer, is there an explanation?
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Yes, there is. I--
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No more explanations!
I can't take it.
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Dad, I'm really sad. What do I do?
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I don't know. Go outside. Build a snowman.
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I can't bring another life
into this awful world.
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Shoo!
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I have a little juice.
I can call tech support.
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You think you miss the Internet?
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Hear ye, hear ye.
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The latest Matrix movie
was severely disappointing.
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Do not take the red pill or the blue pill.
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You need no dose for this one.
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End of "tweet."
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Hey, like! In fact,
I'm going to follow you.
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- Just mute. Mute. Mute.
- I'm giving you likes and following you.
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You! How dare you show your face in here?
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Moe, it's me.
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And beneath all the drinking
and the jokes,
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we have a real relationship
and that means something.
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What are you getting at?
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Come on, man.
Deep down, we kinda love each other.
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Love you too.
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It's hopeless.
Everyone in this town hates us.
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But some not as much.
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I brought firewood.
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Whoa, Grampa. How did you score that?
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For your information,
I grew up in a cruel world like this.
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Back in the '30s, or '50s,
or whatever makes sense now.
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{\an8}Now let me get that fire going for ya.
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Whoa!
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Grampa, you saved us.
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Well...
...old people have a lot of wisdom
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if you take the time to--
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She said thank you.
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We were more than happy.
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We were a family again.
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Uh, what was that?
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Go back to sleep, sweetie.
Tomorrow is Sunday.
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You don't have to start your chores
till 4:00 a.m.
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Thanks, Grampa.
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We'll finally be rid of that Homer Simpson
once and for all.
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And then I'll be the town idiot.
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Mmm.
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Oh, my God! "City celebrates
explosion of the Simpsons!"
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That's "expulsion of the Simpsons."
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Oh, phew.
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Which means they kicked us out forever!
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Damn it!
Why won't people believe I'm innocent?
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Oh, it's hopeless.
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Whoa! Cool!
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I guess there's one good thing.
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At least there's no more stupid--
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Howdy, neighbor. I asked them to move
my house right next to yours.
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Well, at least you believe me, Flanders.
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Yes, but I also believe in
a Holy Ghost no one can see.
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In the name of the Father, the Son,
and the spooky plus-one.
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I haven't slept for two nights
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because my choice is either
to be furious at you for the lie
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or to believe you and feel like a fool.
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Okay. Okay, I'm going to believe it.
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Ah!
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Now I'm actually in pain.
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No pain, no gain.
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I can't go on faith anymore.
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I have to have a reason to believe you.
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There is. Oh, my God.
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Do you remember when you thought I ate
the food in the fridge?
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Yes.
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Well, I didn't.
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{\an8}I put it under the snow to keep it fresh.
Like in Lisa's stupid pioneer book.
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Oh, my God.
You're telling the truth.
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And if you're telling the truth
about that,
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then you're telling the truth
about everything.
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Oh!
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Oh, Homie.
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But if you're an innocent idiot instead of
a guilty nitwit, how do we prove it?
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By finding the person who was behind it.
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And there's only one man who it could be.
The town villain.
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Luigi!
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No, Burns.
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Smithers, I've alluded justice yet again.
May my "uppance" never come.
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Not so fast.
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We know what you did.
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Yes, but you're also standing
on top of my trap door.
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It, uh, doesn't work without power, sir.
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Fine. Smithers, do it manually.
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You can't move. That's cheating.
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Take him away, boys.
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Get the kiddie cuffs, Lou.
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Curses.
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I have to take responsibility
for something I did?
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Ridiculous.
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Montgomery Burns,
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we will give you the stiffest punishment
any billionaire ever gets:
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{\an8}a fine you can easily pay.
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{\an8}I make more than that in the time it took
me to say I make more than that. Hah.
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I'm so glad you guys love me again.
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We're still a little mad.
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This brought back a lot of memories
of stuff you actually did do.
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Remember, Homer,
I was gonna be an orthodontist.
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But no more, thanks to you.
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What if you all have Thanksgiving dinner
with us?
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All you have to do is put our house
back where it was.
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It's never just dinner.
There's always something.
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And in the years that followed,
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there would be other blackouts
and other mobs,
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but they never blamed my father again.
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- Bart?
- Your story was so long,
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I died of boredom.
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Also, I finally got a drumstick.
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Mine now.
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"Pa had walked back after 23 miles
with an orange for Christmas.
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{\an8}Poor Becca didn't get to taste it
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{\an8}because she passed that morning
from scarlet fever.
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{\an8}So they zested the rind
over her grave."
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{\an8}That's great, Dad.
Maybe we should stop here.
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{\an8}No, I have to see if Euchariah sold
the pelts in town
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{\an8}to those untrustworthy Canadians.
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{\an8}They didn't pay him for last time!
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{\an8}Okay...
...you can tell me what happens later.
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{\an8}"And in the spring,
an orange tree grew over her grave."