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(SQUAWKING)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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(BARNEY BELCHES)

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D'oh!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(GRUNTS)

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- Hmm.
- Hmm.

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(GRUNTING)

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(CHUCKLES)

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Mm.

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Hmm.

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<b><font color="#ff0000">Sync and corrections by btsix
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ANNOUNCER: Welcome...

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to The Vulture's Nest.

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(WHIP CRACKING)

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The Vulture's Nest...

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(AIR HISSING)

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where billionaire investors

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swoop down

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on your business proposals

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and peck out the eyes.

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(LOCK CLICKING)

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(SQUAWKING)

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Uh, hello, vultures.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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Okay, um...

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Forget it. I'm out.

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Uh, vultures,

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almost every kid wears a retainer,

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and that is not cool.

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But this retainer

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is a de-lamer.

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As it turns

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this grill from blah...

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- to bling.
- (GRUNTS)

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- Ooh.
- Oh...

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Now that's a Milhouse I'd marry.

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Kirk, when I started digging for oil,

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I came up dry for 12 years.

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Then I had my yee-haw moment

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and realized I needed to drill in Texas

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instead of my home state
of New Hampshire.

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Well,

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I'm very interested.

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I'll offer you three hours

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of my precious time for
90% of your company.

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Too late. 95%.

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We're not gonna do any better than that.

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I don't know, Dad.

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Of course you don't know.

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You're just a kid.

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I may be a kid, but this was my idea.

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KIRK: Hey!

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You need a ride home, don't you?

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We've heard enough.

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Thank you for the opportunity.

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(LAUGHING)

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I love seeing people I know fail.

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(LAUGHING): Do you want a beer, son?

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(GASPS) There's a stain.

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Did that dumb dog pee on the rug?

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Dad, it's not fair to blame the dog.

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Blame the dumb animal who's
supposed to walk him:

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Bart.

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I did walk him.

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Didn't I, boy?

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- (GROWLING)
- Chewing your leg

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is not a yes, I learned that

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in a real estate deal.

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Oh, it wasn't the dog.

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I went on the rug.

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- What?
- Huh?

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Grampa,

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is everything all right?

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I'm 86 years old and I'm falling apart

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like toast in a dishwasher.

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Oh, you poor man.

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Sit down here and relax.

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(GROANS)

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Geez, Dad, you really have lost a step.

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Can't you at least enjoy Shark Tank...

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I mean, Vulture's Nest?

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(SCREAMING)

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Grampa, don't worry.

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We're paying the finest
nursing home in town.

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They'll know what to do.

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We have no idea what to do.

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We specialize in keeping seniors

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from bothering their families,

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then gently releasing
them just before death.

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God bless, Mr. Simpson.

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I've been paying you
off and on for years,

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and there's no way you can help?

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We do offer free transportation

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to the next stage.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(HOMER SIGHING WORRIEDLY)

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Come on, Grampa.

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You're not staying on skid row.

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Yeah, that's shameful,

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shoving poor old people
out on the street.

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This place is for the mentally ill.

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(YELLING INCOHERENTLY)

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Hey! What are you...

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Uh, get better! (CHUCKLES)

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Well, we're not beaten yet.

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Grampa, you're a veteran of
every branch of the service.

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The VA hospital will help.

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Aren't those hospitals
the ones they called

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"America's shame"?

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A lot of things are
America's shame, honey.

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(CATS WAILING)

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(BARNEY MOANING)

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Mr. Simpson?

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Yes?

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Uh, this is just the waiting room.

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Oh...

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Well, don't worry, the
veteran's administration

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will take care of this proud warrior.

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I can see him in five minutes.

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(HOMER AND MARGE SIGH WITH RELIEF)

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23 years from now.

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(GROANING) Hey, soldier.

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Are you looking for high
quality health care

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at no cost?

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I know the place.

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Tell it to me in an anecdote.

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Years ago,

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I saw action in the Bay of Pigs.

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Bay of Pigs, eh?

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(PIGS SNORTING)

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(CHOMPS) (PIG SQUEALING)

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Er, have you seen Marilyn Monroe?

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I'm asking, for, uh, for a friend.

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Yes, a, uh... Er, uh...

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a friend. Don't, uh, tell Ethel.

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Mmm.

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History.

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Those Cuban doctors patched me up good,

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and for a lot less.

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How much less?

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Well, what costs $2,000 here

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costs six bucks there.

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- Hmm.
- (CUBAN MUSIC PLAYING)

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Ah, Cuba sounds a little dangerous.

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Why don't we try Canada?

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I don't want to go there,

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now that that commie
Trudeau is in charge.

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We're goin' to Cuba!

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You got it, Dad.

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Nurse, cancel our appointment.

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I'm sorry, there's a fee

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- if you don't cancel within 24 years.
- D'oh!

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(HORN BLOWING, BIRD SCREECHING)

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D'oh!

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Grampa, can't you enjoy
the Caribbean breeze?

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Not while I suspect

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your father's gonna
toss me off'n the boat.

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- Huh? Wh...?
- Hmm?

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- Ah-ah? Ah-ah?
- Hmm?

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No. We're not.

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And we'll have fun when we get there.

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We can have plantains.

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They're like bananas
you have to cook. Yum.

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Cooked bananas are too
hard for me to chew.

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D'oh!

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Well, don't forget Cuba's
vibrant jazz scene.

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Lisa, thanks for the warning.

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Despite what she says,
this trip will be fun.

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I am finally gonna put
the Spanish I learned

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on I Love Lucy to use.

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(À LA RICKY RICARDO): Oh, Loo-sey, you
need to see a "fee-sa-kia-trist."

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Excuse me, sir.

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We are perfectly able to
pronounce "psychiatrist."

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Now, please don't make me
'splain it to you again.

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Come on, Rick. The girls
are dressed up like men,

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trying to get into the cigar store.

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So you know what we do, Fred?

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We give them cigars.

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(LAUGHING): All the cigars they want.

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(LAUGHING): This will be good.

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I'll never understand why a bandleader

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was such good friends with his landlord.

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(CUBAN MUSIC PLAYS)

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Now, there are 12 types
of visits to Cuba

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that are legally permitted.

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- U.S. business...
- Next.

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Professional research...

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I don't know what either
of those words mean.

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Educational activities...

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Those words I know and hate.

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Family visit...

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Is there a VIP entrance to this place?

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Religious activities...

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(LAUGHING): God, no.

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- Public performances...
- Never.

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Mistook us for Aruba...

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Is that that weird lettuce?

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Here to smuggle cigars...

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You guys have cigars?

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Fell off a fishing boat...

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Many times, not today.

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Transmission of information...

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Who wants to know?

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Really love Gloria Estefan...

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Getting warmer.

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And the last one is
journalistic activity.

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I'm a journalist.

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I'm doing an article
for my school paper.

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Here's one of my scoops.

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Hmm.

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You're in.

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Whoa, you can make money
playing dominoes?

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Come on, Grampa, let's take these guys.

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I don't like dominoes.

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With my cataracts, everything's a six.

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(GROANS)

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What?

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(SIGHS)

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Ooh!

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We could go see Mariel
Hemingway's grandfather's house.

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Hmm, apparently, he was a writer.

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Like Mindy Kaling.

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Forget it, I'm done.

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Let me just take one last
good look at my granddaughter

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so she'll remember her granddad.

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(GRUNTING)

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And love locks it in.

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Now, to just sit and wait for the end.

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How could anyone be so glum
in front of that sign?

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(SIGHS)

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I am so sorry.

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There is, uh, nothing I can do.

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All I can offer is this,
uh, festive shirt.

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(GROANING)

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I don't like the way the
birds are looking at me.

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Relax, viejo.

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Return the shirt after he, you know...

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(WHISTLES)

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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

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(GROANS) We took an exotic island

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vacation for nothing.

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Oh, my God!

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Where have you been all these years?

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Now, this is a car!

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Razor-sharp fins.

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Little triangle windows that
weren't good for nothing.

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And a front seat you could fit
all your newborn babies on.

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Would you care to go for a ride?

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(KEYS JINGLE)

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Car keys that don't go bloopity-bloop!

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I'm home!

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("CHAN CHAN" BY BUENA VISTA
SOCIAL CLUB PLAYING)

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(SINGING IN SPANISH)

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Oh!

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You, my friend,

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just had a "Cuba-gasm."

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(TIRES SQUEAL)

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Dad, let me help you out.

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(LAUGHING)

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I don't need no help!

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(HUMS A TUNE)

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A lungful of leaded gas
and I'm better than ever!

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(CHUCKLES)

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Oh, thank you.

268
00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:42,523
You've taken my dad
back to a simpler time

269
00:09:42,524 --> 00:09:46,694
when our only worry was being
obliterated by nuclear weapons.

270
00:09:46,695 --> 00:09:48,279
It is the car.

271
00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:51,916
All our American cars
were built before 1960.

272
00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:55,703
And studies show that exposure
to objects from your youth

273
00:09:55,704 --> 00:09:57,755
can help you feel young again.

274
00:09:57,756 --> 00:09:58,956
What studies?

275
00:09:58,957 --> 00:10:00,291
Are they peer reviewed?

276
00:10:00,292 --> 00:10:01,592
You know what they are?

277
00:10:01,593 --> 00:10:04,545
A professor, Ellen Langer, did a study

278
00:10:04,546 --> 00:10:08,048
where seniors exposed to
culture from the '50s

279
00:10:08,049 --> 00:10:10,184
became more vigorous and engaged.

280
00:10:10,185 --> 00:10:13,349
They even engaged in heavy petting.

281
00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:14,991
There's heavy petting?

282
00:10:17,943 --> 00:10:20,060
Wow, that's the first time I've seen him

283
00:10:20,061 --> 00:10:22,620
get a woman's attention
without flatlining.

284
00:10:23,315 --> 00:10:26,984
Now, here's one that's been
in our family for years.

285
00:10:26,985 --> 00:10:28,735
(PLAYING THE SIMPSONS THEME)

286
00:10:35,361 --> 00:10:37,545
Well, that saves us going to the beach.

287
00:10:37,546 --> 00:10:40,247
(HUMS A TUNE)

288
00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:42,333
Okay,

289
00:10:42,334 --> 00:10:44,552
so let me get this straight.

290
00:10:44,553 --> 00:10:47,338
This paladar is a restaurant,

291
00:10:47,339 --> 00:10:49,056
but it's in a home?

292
00:10:49,057 --> 00:10:49,891
That's right.

293
00:10:49,892 --> 00:10:52,426
So I don't have to do the dishes?

294
00:10:52,427 --> 00:10:53,844
You don't do the dishes at home.

295
00:10:53,845 --> 00:10:57,932
Never discuss family business
in front of the Cubans.

296
00:10:57,933 --> 00:11:00,935
Homie, this place is so homey.

297
00:11:00,936 --> 00:11:02,736
Look, Grampa's eating like a horse.

298
00:11:02,737 --> 00:11:05,105
So, you are enjoying the horse?

299
00:11:05,106 --> 00:11:06,490
(GASPS)

300
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:07,858
(LAUGHS): No, no, no.

301
00:11:07,859 --> 00:11:09,910
You are not eating a horse.

302
00:11:09,911 --> 00:11:11,195
The baby is.

303
00:11:11,196 --> 00:11:13,580
(GASPS) How many bites have you had?

304
00:11:18,119 --> 00:11:19,670
Gracias. ¿Cómo estás tú?

305
00:11:19,671 --> 00:11:21,288
Bart, you're using informal Spanish

306
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,507
with someone who's not a family member.

307
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,259
Ay, caramba.

308
00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:27,628
Quiet, you kids. I'm watching Castro.

309
00:11:27,629 --> 00:11:29,630
All the best world leaders have beards.

310
00:11:29,631 --> 00:11:31,348
Him, Santa Claus.

311
00:11:31,349 --> 00:11:33,133
And every time he says
"collective farming,"

312
00:11:33,134 --> 00:11:34,635
I take a drink.

313
00:11:34,636 --> 00:11:39,640
Recientemente, viajé a
una granja colectiva.

314
00:11:39,641 --> 00:11:42,225
Gracias! (GULPING)

315
00:11:44,396 --> 00:11:47,064
(LAUGHS) Look at me, Jasper!

316
00:11:47,065 --> 00:11:49,733
I'm eating a peanut!

317
00:11:49,734 --> 00:11:50,818
Who's that guy?

318
00:11:50,819 --> 00:11:52,286
Huh? Who knows?

319
00:11:52,287 --> 00:11:54,705
But I'm sending him a
picture of my junk.

320
00:11:54,706 --> 00:11:57,157
(SHUTTER CLICKS) (LAUGHS)

321
00:11:57,158 --> 00:11:58,826
Ugh. Disgusting.

322
00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:01,128
300 extra pesos

323
00:12:01,129 --> 00:12:04,248
por la hermosa camarera.

324
00:12:04,249 --> 00:12:05,415
Yo no salgo con clientes.

325
00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:11,305
Another El Presidente
cocktail, Señor Abraham?

326
00:12:11,306 --> 00:12:13,591
I don't remember telling you my name.

327
00:12:13,592 --> 00:12:15,759
You did. In fact, you were so charming,

328
00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,845
I want to hook up later.

329
00:12:17,846 --> 00:12:20,731
Not for money but for
nylons and chocolate.

330
00:12:20,732 --> 00:12:23,517
(CHUCKLES) Hey, Macarena!

331
00:12:23,518 --> 00:12:25,686
For me, that's a topical reference.

332
00:12:25,687 --> 00:12:28,606
Why don't you let me
buy this round, Abe?

333
00:12:28,607 --> 00:12:31,609
Wheels McGrath?! I knew
you in the Air Force!

334
00:12:31,610 --> 00:12:33,911
I haven't seen you since
you dropped that A-bomb

335
00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:35,529
off the forklift.

336
00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:38,365
Yeah, 'member when it just
kept rollin' and rollin'?

337
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,284
(BOTH LAUGH)

338
00:12:40,285 --> 00:12:42,252
Oh, you're looking good, Abe.

339
00:12:42,253 --> 00:12:44,038
Cuba's great.

340
00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:46,624
It's like Florida before
all the Cubans came.

341
00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:48,008
So what happened to you?

342
00:12:48,009 --> 00:12:51,929
(CHUCKLES) I-I hijacked a
plane here in the '70s.

343
00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:54,381
Wow! Did you have the chicken or fish?

344
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:56,550
I had both.

345
00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:58,052
(CHUCKLES) Crazy!

346
00:12:58,053 --> 00:13:01,055
Listen, there's a place
I want to take you.

347
00:13:01,056 --> 00:13:03,474
What do you say? For old times' sake?

348
00:13:03,475 --> 00:13:04,475
Yeah, why not?

349
00:13:04,476 --> 00:13:06,310
Keep my tab open, Issabella.

350
00:13:06,311 --> 00:13:09,363
I hope I see you again, Abelito.

351
00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:12,032
You will. I never go anyplace new.

352
00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:15,035
So, you just sign the papers
and she's committed, huh?

353
00:13:15,036 --> 00:13:16,320
That's right. (CHUCKLES)

354
00:13:16,321 --> 00:13:18,656
That'll zap the sass out of her.

355
00:13:18,657 --> 00:13:20,574
Yes. Yes!

356
00:13:20,575 --> 00:13:23,794
The future of Angola
is the future of Cuba!

357
00:13:23,795 --> 00:13:25,628
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ON TV)

358
00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:35,139
- (BIRDS SINGING)
- Are you sure we had to take this route?

359
00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:37,257
Hey, I like hacking.

360
00:13:37,258 --> 00:13:39,727
Are you ready for the
surprise of your life?

361
00:13:39,728 --> 00:13:41,979
Can you give it to me in stages?

362
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:44,481
- (GASPS)
- There she is,

363
00:13:44,482 --> 00:13:47,518
the most hijacked plane in history.

364
00:13:47,519 --> 00:13:50,437
All you had to say was your
kid wanted a pair of wings,

365
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,439
and you were in the cockpit.

366
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,941
I remember their motto,

367
00:13:53,942 --> 00:13:57,444
Skyhawk Air: Nobody try to be a hero.

368
00:13:57,445 --> 00:14:00,197
It's all ready to open
as a nightclub, Abe.

369
00:14:00,198 --> 00:14:02,082
All we have to do is clean it up

370
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:06,253
and hack a 50-foot-wide
path to civilization.

371
00:14:06,254 --> 00:14:08,672
Couldn't we just burn a path?

372
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,624
No, I'll do the hacking. I'll do that.

373
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:13,010
All I need is a front man and a partner.

374
00:14:13,011 --> 00:14:14,962
You expect me to give you the money

375
00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:16,630
I was gonna leave to Homer?

376
00:14:16,631 --> 00:14:19,850
Okay, I'm in! Aah!

377
00:14:19,851 --> 00:14:21,301
WHEELS: We'll fix that.

378
00:14:21,302 --> 00:14:22,803
See? Fixed.

379
00:14:22,804 --> 00:14:23,854
(CLINK)

380
00:14:23,855 --> 00:14:25,021
(SLURPING)

381
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:28,307
(GASPS) It's about time!

382
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:30,811
We leave at 2:00!

383
00:14:30,812 --> 00:14:33,197
You leave at 2:00. I'm staying here.

384
00:14:33,198 --> 00:14:35,949
Dad, you can't stay in Cuba.

385
00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:39,820
For the first time in years,
I feel young and healthy.

386
00:14:39,821 --> 00:14:41,655
And I found love!

387
00:14:41,656 --> 00:14:43,741
Don't you want those things for me?

388
00:14:43,742 --> 00:14:45,409
But I can't even leave you in the park

389
00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:47,494
without you losing
your wallet in a bush.

390
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,045
It was an investment!

391
00:14:52,204 --> 00:14:55,341
So you want to stay and
be with your Cuban chica?

392
00:14:55,342 --> 00:14:57,277
She makes me weak in the knees!

393
00:14:57,278 --> 00:14:59,029
You're always weak in the knees.

394
00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:02,199
That's because I had to sell
my cartilage in the '70s,

395
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,367
and that cartilage became
part of Hank Aaron's wrist.

396
00:15:05,368 --> 00:15:07,421
Dad, you're happy now
because the new thing

397
00:15:07,422 --> 00:15:08,705
is always exciting.

398
00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:10,874
Remember when you got that new pillow?

399
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,343
Oh, that was a mighty fine pillow.

400
00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:15,545
Hypoallergenic.

401
00:15:15,546 --> 00:15:18,632
Oh, what kind of father would
you be if you left me now?

402
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:21,017
Son, all you see in me is a burden!

403
00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:27,474
Think of me every time
you don't visit someone!

404
00:15:27,475 --> 00:15:29,809
(LIVELY CUBAN MUSIC PLAYING)

405
00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:39,536
♪ Aquí pensaban seguir ♪

406
00:15:39,537 --> 00:15:42,289
♪ Ganando el ciento por ciento ♪

407
00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:44,541
♪ Con casar de apartamento ♪

408
00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:46,993
♪ Y echar al pueblo a sufrir ♪

409
00:15:46,994 --> 00:15:49,579
♪ Y seguir de modo cruel ♪

410
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:52,082
♪ Contra el pueblo conspirando ♪

411
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:54,468
♪ Para seguirlo explotando ♪

412
00:15:54,469 --> 00:15:56,586
♪ Y en eso llegó Fidel. ♪

413
00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:59,409
Who knew you can have fun in coach?!

414
00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:00,776
(CHUCKLES)

415
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,928
I'd like to speak to your
black ops department.

416
00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:06,396
Right downstairs, Mr. Simpson.

417
00:16:06,397 --> 00:16:07,647
Thank you.

418
00:16:07,648 --> 00:16:09,933
Hmm. How did they know my name?

419
00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:11,068
(WHIRRING)

420
00:16:11,069 --> 00:16:13,236
(WHISTLING A TUNE)

421
00:16:13,237 --> 00:16:14,988
I don't know where my dad is.

422
00:16:14,989 --> 00:16:16,990
Don't worry... Each AARP card

423
00:16:16,991 --> 00:16:18,942
contains a secret tracking chip.

424
00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:20,994
(LAUGHS): The magazine
is pretty good, too.

425
00:16:20,995 --> 00:16:23,029
- Super easy Sudoku.
- Quiet!

426
00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:24,614
This could take a while.

427
00:16:24,615 --> 00:16:27,084
Bam! Got 'em!

428
00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:29,286
Now you have to do a favor for us.

429
00:16:29,287 --> 00:16:31,955
How many baseball players can
you sneak home with you?

430
00:16:31,956 --> 00:16:34,925
Well... I have to ask my
wife, but I'd say 12.

431
00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:36,041
Bam! Done!

432
00:16:37,628 --> 00:16:40,130
Andre here sold secrets to the Soviets.

433
00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:44,167
And this is the guy who came
up with the service fee

434
00:16:44,168 --> 00:16:45,302
for Ticketmaster.

435
00:16:45,303 --> 00:16:46,770
(GRUNTS)

436
00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:48,472
Do you know any good people?

437
00:16:48,473 --> 00:16:51,158
Everyone's got their
embarrassments, Abe.

438
00:16:51,159 --> 00:16:52,526
I'm sure you got yours.

439
00:16:52,527 --> 00:16:53,643
HOMER: Dad!

440
00:16:53,644 --> 00:16:55,779
And up he walks.

441
00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:58,031
What are you doing here?
Who are these people?

442
00:16:58,032 --> 00:17:00,033
This guy was the biggest drug lord

443
00:17:00,034 --> 00:17:01,535
in North American history.

444
00:17:01,536 --> 00:17:03,648
And this guy invented Ticketmaster.

445
00:17:03,649 --> 00:17:06,740
You charged me to sell me something!

446
00:17:06,741 --> 00:17:08,605
Pleased to meet you, sir.

447
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:10,911
(WHISPERS): Abe, come with me

448
00:17:10,912 --> 00:17:12,295
to the cockpit.

449
00:17:12,296 --> 00:17:13,997
Are we gonna fly or make love?

450
00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:15,916
You will sit there, move nothing,

451
00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:17,334
and do as I say.

452
00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:19,302
Hot dog! Makin' love!

453
00:17:19,303 --> 00:17:20,836
(GRUNTS)

454
00:17:24,926 --> 00:17:27,227
(AMERICAN ACCENT): Miami,
this is Jitterbug Justice

455
00:17:27,228 --> 00:17:29,396
bringing back an early bird special.

456
00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:30,981
Miami, do you copy?

457
00:17:30,982 --> 00:17:32,314
MAN (OVER RADIO): Uh, we copy.

458
00:17:35,069 --> 00:17:37,187
The nightclub is flying away.

459
00:17:37,188 --> 00:17:39,689
Can't we hold on to anything?

460
00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:43,693
GRAMPA: Boy, I didn't think I'd
ever be able to do this again!

461
00:17:43,694 --> 00:17:46,112
All you have done is fly
without falling asleep.

462
00:17:46,113 --> 00:17:48,281
Just like on my honeymoon.

463
00:17:48,282 --> 00:17:52,202
I'm starting to suspect you're
not a simple Cuban bartender.

464
00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:55,172
No, I'm an undercover agent for the CIA

465
00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:57,707
here to recapture
fugitives from U.S. law.

466
00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,760
And when I saw you, I realized
you'd be the perfect carcass

467
00:18:00,761 --> 00:18:02,546
to tempt these old buzzards.

468
00:18:02,547 --> 00:18:04,097
(SPUTTERING, STAMMERING)

469
00:18:04,098 --> 00:18:06,383
Is there anything I get out of this?

470
00:18:06,384 --> 00:18:08,885
Yes. You avoid the knockout gas.

471
00:18:08,886 --> 00:18:09,886
Aw.

472
00:18:09,887 --> 00:18:11,303
(GAS HISSING)

473
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,558
Oh, thank God.

474
00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:16,893
Usually I can never sleep on planes.

475
00:18:16,894 --> 00:18:19,362
Sometimes I... (WEAK GROANING)

476
00:18:19,363 --> 00:18:20,396
(THUMP)

477
00:18:26,454 --> 00:18:27,871
(LOUD BUZZING)

478
00:18:27,872 --> 00:18:30,790
(FLAMINGOS HONKING)

479
00:18:30,791 --> 00:18:34,628
So, that's the end of my Cuban paradise.

480
00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:36,546
And like every good thing in my life,

481
00:18:36,547 --> 00:18:38,248
I've already forgotten it.

482
00:18:38,249 --> 00:18:41,668
Listen, Dad, I know it was fun,
but your place is with us,

483
00:18:41,669 --> 00:18:43,920
not on some island in the Indian Ocean.

484
00:18:43,921 --> 00:18:45,472
I love you.

485
00:18:45,473 --> 00:18:47,756
(BOTH SOBBING)

486
00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:53,480
Oh, now we're two men hugging.

487
00:18:53,481 --> 00:18:56,516
This is no sight for
the streets of Miami.

488
00:18:56,517 --> 00:18:58,602
(BOTH SOBBING)

489
00:18:58,603 --> 00:19:00,153
Hey, Dad.

490
00:19:00,154 --> 00:19:01,855
It's a beautiful day.

491
00:19:01,856 --> 00:19:03,523
Want to hit the links?

492
00:19:03,524 --> 00:19:05,941
Oh, just like we used to.

493
00:19:08,779 --> 00:19:10,280
(HORN BLOWS)

494
00:19:10,281 --> 00:19:11,281
(LAUGHTER)

495
00:19:11,282 --> 00:19:13,115
Screw you!

496
00:19:16,871 --> 00:19:18,288
(HORN BLOWS)

497
00:19:18,289 --> 00:19:19,789
(HORN BLOWS)

498
00:19:19,790 --> 00:19:21,123
Look over there.

499
00:19:23,594 --> 00:19:25,629
I just painted a black
circle on the green.

500
00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:27,130
MAN: Why, you little...!

501
00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:28,964
(LAUGHTER)

502
00:19:31,302 --> 00:19:32,769
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

503
00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:34,553
(GRUNTING): Hey!

504
00:19:35,973 --> 00:19:38,391
Now, boy, it's 50 cents a golf ball

505
00:19:38,392 --> 00:19:40,310
from that water hazard.

506
00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:42,645
Just move those logs aside.

507
00:19:44,524 --> 00:19:47,409
TV ANNOUNCER: Next on Vulture's Nest...

508
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:49,952
We all know TV dinners,

509
00:19:49,953 --> 00:19:52,964
but what about toilet breakfasts?

510
00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:54,633
Here's my offer... no money,

511
00:19:54,634 --> 00:19:56,551
and I get a hundred
percent of the company

512
00:19:56,552 --> 00:20:00,105
because there's no doubt you
developed this idea on my time.

513
00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:01,189
And there's more!

514
00:20:01,190 --> 00:20:03,558
Not now.

515
00:20:03,559 --> 00:20:06,227
♪ I'm on my way to Cuba ♪

516
00:20:06,228 --> 00:20:08,646
♪ That's where I'm going ♪

517
00:20:10,316 --> 00:20:12,567
♪ Cuba ♪

518
00:20:12,568 --> 00:20:15,235
♪ That's where I'll stay ♪

519
00:20:16,622 --> 00:20:18,623
♪ Cuba ♪

520
00:20:18,624 --> 00:20:22,577
♪ Where wine is flowing ♪

521
00:20:22,578 --> 00:20:25,997
♪ And where dark-eyed Stellas ♪

522
00:20:25,998 --> 00:20:28,917
♪ Light their fella's panetellas ♪

523
00:20:28,918 --> 00:20:33,922
♪ Cuba, where all is gay ♪

524
00:20:33,923 --> 00:20:36,925
♪ Why don't you plan a ♪

525
00:20:36,926 --> 00:20:40,011
♪ Wonderful trip to Havana? ♪

526
00:20:40,012 --> 00:20:42,931
♪ Hop on a ship and I'll see you ♪

527
00:20:42,932 --> 00:20:47,528
♪ In C-U-B-A... ♪