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辛普森家庭

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誰要爆米花？

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我要

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串好拿去掛在聖誕樹上？

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不是吧

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媽，我在主日學校做了一個吊飾

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這個好黏

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冰棒糖漿代表耶穌寶血

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掛在樹的背面一定很好看

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（史巴克勒家祝你聖誕快樂）

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別掛在樹上

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我偶爾會這樣：消音…

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你們看，一頂舊的聖誕帽

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知道誰會很想戴嗎？

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沒有人

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狗狗

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快點，麗莎，照張相

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我不覺得牠想拍照

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狗最喜歡穿人的衣服了

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有拍到好看的照片嗎？

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我覺得沒有

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牠很怕那頂帽子

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才沒有

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可惡，我們浪費了三張數位照片

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隨你便吧，掃興鬼

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你被踢出全家福賀卡了

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別擔心，我不會把牠踢出賀卡

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我們能不照賀卡嗎？

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每個人都要在賀卡上

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好，但不要像去年

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唉唷我的媽

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叮叮噹，叮叮噹，鈴聲響叮噹

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鈴聲搖，鈴聲滾

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搖來滾去，歌詞忘光光

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看來我停在草皮上

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起身吧，起身吧

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起身吧，準備走了

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那裡有槲寄生

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所以要見了人就吻

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很多人要吻

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瑪姬，你永遠猜不到我給你買了什麼

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它吞掉我的短褲

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真的發生後，感覺沒那麼好笑

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小荷荷，我們得討論禮物…

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和家用品的不同之處

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我的老天

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在嚷嚷什…

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這是怎…

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那隻狗最好有個好理由

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是我幹的

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用報紙捲打我屁股

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你明知我都看線上新聞

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各位，聖誕老人小助手在幹什麼？

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我覺得牠很不對勁

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我們該帶牠去看狗心理醫師

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狗心理醫師？

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從沙發上下去，下去…

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老爸，我知道你在想什麼

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不是那樣的

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伊蓮沃夫明晚要舉行免費講座

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她是傳奇人物

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明天不行

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明天有第２４３場的終極格鬥錦標賽

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為何要在乎一場愚蠢的拳賽？

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因為他付了６０元的觀賞費

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看一場比賽就要６０元？

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其實是７０元

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我訂了高畫質版

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我們家根本沒有高畫質電視

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我希望付費頻道的專員以為我很有錢

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牠一直盯著那塊汙漬看

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汙漬，汙漬

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那隻狗到底有什麼毛病？

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毛病，毛病？

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我需要我的藥丸

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藥丸，藥丸

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所以總共三顆藥丸

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我好愛玩糖果粉碎傳奇

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老爸，我有事得跟你說

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但我很遺憾地發現

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你對女性聲音有聽障的問題

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我也愛你，甜心

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因此我徵招了霸子來替我說話

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你好嗎？

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＂父親，我相信你是個正直的人＂

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真的假的？

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好喔

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＂在危急時刻，你…＂

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＂終…＂　　　　終歸

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＂終歸會做對的決定＂

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＂但聖誕老人小助手深陷危機＂

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＂終歸只怕會太遲＂

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說得好，兒子

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麗莎也寫得很棒，你贏得最高榮譽

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溫暖的荷馬式熊抱

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現在我們狂歡吧

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你幹嘛這樣吃糖果？

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因為我已經刷過牙了

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（春田知識學院）

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（如何調情，如何避免性騷擾官司）

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（如何成為切貝果專家，１０１室）

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晚上好

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＂我越跟狗狗相處＂

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＂就越發覺得人不如狗＂

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不，我是認真的

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我真的很鄙視你們

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鄙視我們？

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身為一隻狗，老虎和海豚的主人

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我覺得超級受侮辱

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超級

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好，首先我討厭你們自稱為主人

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你能主宰其他生物？

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好棒棒

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喂？

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克雷頓，我現在不能講話

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我離開她了

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我離開我老婆了

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什麼？真的嗎？

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我倆從國小時就一直相愛

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她知道這點，我想她也鬆了一口氣

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克雷

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我本來已放棄希望

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但我想我得稍後回電給你

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不，別掛斷，我們超入戲了

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我得掛了，我還在演講

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等等…

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我們會結婚，對嗎？

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對，當然，隨便啦

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等等

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對…你們不配擁有狗

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牠們能嗅出疾病，安撫搭飛機的人

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但卻有人常問我

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＂要怎樣才能讓狗聽話？＂

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勒他脖子直到他投降

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老天

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你們只問狗能為你們做什麼

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卻從沒有人問

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＂我的狗想表達什麼？＂

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壞蛋…

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你們全是壞蛋

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這是我上過最爛的進修課程

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老天，這比花藝課更糟糕

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有誰能規定滿天星要插哪裡？

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至少我不能，就這麼簡單

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女士…　　　　跪下

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別緊張，我們是好人

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女士，我知道你也曾像我一樣

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是個年輕又富有好奇心的女孩

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不像你，我知道何時該閉嘴

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拜託你，我的狗精神崩潰了

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所以若我的眼淚無法打動你

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要不幫助我的狗，要不然就這樣

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拿好我的珍珠項鍊

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聽我說，很抱歉，我無法就…

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老天

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可憐的毛小孩

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你有故事想要訴說

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你能教導我們你的手法嗎？

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透過牠的眼睛去看世界？

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不是透過牠的眼睛

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重點就在這裡

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狗狗最靈敏的感官是嗅覺

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牠透過鼻子去看世界

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而牠的鼻子比我們的眼睛更厲害

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比方說，我們看到一個路燈

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你的狗卻能看到曾經經過的每個人

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牠真的很喜歡你

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牠崇拜我

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知道我能幫助牠

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並希望我也能愛牠

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但我無法

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一個女人能鏟的屎有限

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站住別動

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真乖

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快點，翻去能幫助我們的部分

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我在努力了

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她在序裡面感謝了每隻１０１忠狗

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我先把那頂髒帽子拿去洗

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壞狗狗

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超壞的狗狗

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屎狗

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麗莎，快點，去拿急救箱

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但我們沒有急救箱

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去樹下找

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（給瑪姬）

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若牠得待在戶外，那我也待在戶外

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不行，你不是老闆，這裡不歸你管

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我是老闆，而他付錢讓我指揮你

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這孩子可以睡屋外

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是的，長官

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我們該怎麼辦？

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別擔心，甜心，有很多狗醫生可選

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（搜尋：最便宜的狗醫生）

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（超便宜，廉價寵物護理）

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你好，看看這個帥氣的小傢伙

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你怎麼了，朋友？

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牠咬了我媽

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了解

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剛好有人取消

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若你們想，可以現在安樂死

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什麼？　　　　不要

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不需要這麼極端吧

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可惜一旦咬過人，永遠都會咬人

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除非你要訓練牠們，但那很難

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要給你們時間道別嗎？

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才不要，我們要閃了

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而我甚至不想看到你

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我感覺好像皮克斯動畫的商標

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我們該拿那隻狗怎麼辦？

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牠得暫時待在我幫牠建的狗屋中

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你們好，孩子

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獸醫通報你們的狗會咬人

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我得待在這裡等動管處來抓牠

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什麼？　　　　在我們等待的同時

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你們想玩＂老師說＂嗎？

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老師說別殺我們的狗

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等等，我才是老師

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你們不是老師

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老爸，他們來抓我們的狗了

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我要阻止你，你這個藍色大氣球

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我喜歡那個形象

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試想我去參加遊行會如何？

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老天

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該死

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你通知他們說我們不會放棄我們的狗

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我無法取消，行程已在應用程式上

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上面說抵達時間六分鐘，你們看

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（常青街７４２號）

229
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,321
他們走錯路了

230
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,948
現在得要迴轉

231
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:42,410
希望他安樂死的技術比駕駛技術高明

232
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:46,038
老爸，快點，帶著狗飛車逃逸

233
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,498
是的，長官

234
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,626
老天，太遲了

235
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,087
沃夫醫生？

236
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,755
聽著，我得告訴你們一件事

237
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,007
我在你們狗的眼中看見

238
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,175
牠瀕臨崩潰

239
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:02,471
除非獲得宣洩，否則將導致大難

240
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,014
牠咬了我媽

241
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,516
我真是太神了

242
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:08,936
真是太糟糕了

243
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,981
動管處現在正要來抓牠

244
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:15,276
你們無法阻止，他們有鐵絲捕獸器

245
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,027
孩子，替牠打包家當

246
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:20,156
我需要這個，這隻狗要跟我走

247
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:22,324
我不能空手離開

248
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,993
幫我做個三明治

249
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,870
才不要　　　　那好吧

250
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,788
當警長也太難了

251
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,500
給你

252
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,504
聽著，我給你打包了些狗餅乾

253
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,883
雖然我譴責殺生的行為

254
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,052
但那些香腸是我特地為你準備的

255
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,557
現在誰會陪我追松鼠？

256
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,439
你們最好趕快走了

257
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:56,025
等等，我不是個感情外放的人，但…

258
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:04,533
你們去開個狗屋吧

259
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,454
（狗知行為治療學會）

260
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,795
來，看影片時順便喝些香腸水

261
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,507
在學會，沒有所謂的壞狗狗

262
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,885
回答千古的提問：＂誰是好狗＂

263
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:23,928
你就是

264
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:24,929
你就是

265
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,306
在我們的濕枯葉堆中放鬆

266
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:30,267
或去＂落地排骨＂餐廳享受高級大餐

267
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,854
而且我們保證，絕無煙火

268
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,357
保證入住後立即百病消

269
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,276
你身體上沒有任何疾病

270
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,321
為了建立信任，我今晚跟你一起睡

271
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,994
來點睡前故事嗎？

272
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:53,999
（狗知行為治療學會）

273
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:04,051
＂狗惡夢頻頻，或許是關於病灶＂

274
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,376
可憐的小傢伙

275
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,836
來點鎮靜劑

276
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,296
能幫助你入睡

277
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,763
老爸，狗狗會回到我身邊嗎？

278
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,765
當然

279
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,976
為了以防萬一

280
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雖然這不像一般父子的談話

281
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,272
但讓我們一起禱告

282
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:02,401
萬能的狗狗守護神聖伯納啊…

283
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,278
我能加入嗎？

284
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,321
當然

285
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,698
我也要禱告

286
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,367
永久失去狗狗的可能性

287
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,244
真的促成了一家的團結

288
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,495
不

289
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,289
抱歉，我們繼續禱告

290
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,833
好，現在來看看什麼能觸發你

291
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,753
你對瑪姬感覺如何？

292
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,269
她代表慰藉

293
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,521
那麼到底發生什麼事？

294
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,522
伊蓮？

295
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,815
有人在嗎？

296
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,734
有車來接你了

297
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,110
托斯卡尼在呼喚你

298
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,862
克雷

299
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,739
我該回電給你的

300
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:51,784
親愛的，我做了衝動的事

301
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:55,329
你知道我媽一直想把婚戒傳給你

302
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:58,332
但她在我倆毫無希望時過世

303
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:01,919
我傷心之餘，就把婚戒跟她一起埋了

304
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:06,882
為此我掘墓開棺，嫁給我好嗎？

305
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:12,346
我知道＂撿骨＂兩字並不浪漫，但…

306
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,931
克雷

307
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:16,350
我無法現在立刻嫁給你

308
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,352
但我能幾週後去托斯卡尼跟你會合

309
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,895
我可能不會在那

310
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,940
我始終比不過毛小孩熱情搖擺的尾巴

311
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,233
再見，克雷

312
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:28,278
我要你知道，我已經放下你了

313
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,948
不，不是你的錯

314
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,533
那只是人類的屁話

315
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:33,575
我們繼續治療

316
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,500
今天，我要你跟狗群交流

317
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,128
打成一片，聞聞不認識的屁股

318
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,264
好，有意思

319
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,016
我們來探索一下

320
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,693
你把這個藏在這裡

321
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:08,736
為什麼？

322
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,155
這是解鎖你心靈的關鍵嗎？

323
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:12,489
汪一聲代表同意

324
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,701
汪兩聲代表過度簡化了狗的心理深度

325
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,496
你們好

326
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,748
這是我們的狗嗎？

327
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:24,251
還是你找個山寨版來敷衍小孩的？

328
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,795
你回來了

329
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:28,964
這東西從哪來的？

330
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,342
我得說，應該是北極？

331
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,761
等等，老爸

332
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,012
我們領養聖誕老人小助手那晚

333
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:37,389
我就戴著這頂帽子，記得嗎？

334
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,183
加油　　　　加油，聖誕老人小助手

335
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,434
快跑　　　　抓住那隻兔子

336
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,978
戰狗從外圍超前領先

337
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,981
我們能領養牠嗎？拜託，老爸

338
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,608
但牠是遜咖

339
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:50,069
牠很可悲，牠…

340
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,988
是辛普森的一員

341
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,783
聖誕老人小助手原本是賽狗？

342
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,494
很不稱職，就連我都能跑贏牠

343
00:17:58,911 --> 00:17:59,995
現在一切都明朗了

344
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,872
你的狗罹患創傷後壓力症候群

345
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:05,626
必須去面對施虐者，而且現在就要去

346
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,004
其實我們正在舉行佳節早午餐會

347
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,340
但我完全同意你的話

348
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,758
各位，失陪了

349
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:16,428
這個泡芙塔我們一人能吃幾顆？

350
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,432
來看他們有沒有裝＂ＨＢＯ　ＧＯ＂

351
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,309
我一直想看＂高校十八禁＂

352
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,561
又不希望那出現在我的收看歷史上

353
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,397
（無撲殺收容所，不是這邊）

354
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,319
里斯摩爾？靈緹犬訓練員？

355
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,987
對，我就是

356
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,447
狗狗施虐者

357
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,950
要不要給你飲料砸我的臉？

358
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,785
我會很開心　　　　我想也是

359
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,745
我當然是在說反話

360
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:45,082
不是所有訓練員都是惡魔

361
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,292
對，我記得這隻小雜種

362
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,418
聖誕老人小助手

363
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,379
你們給牠重取了什麼名字？

364
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,505
一切照舊

365
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:52,881
老天，你們有夠懶

366
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:56,969
牠母親是業界最快的賽狗，她餅乾

367
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,846
牠是媽媽的最愛

368
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,848
老天，牠也超愛媽媽

369
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,183
因此我們也發覺牠的速度

370
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,978
想當然，我們讓牠母子倆永遠分離

371
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,397
你又呼我巴掌了？

372
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:09,690
是我打的

373
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,817
你插隊了，我也想呼巴掌

374
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,571
換你了，媚姬

375
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,865
現在，大家都呼過一輪了

376
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,324
還沒有

377
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,535
好，我懂了

378
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:25,289
突然間，虐待狗的人成了壞人

379
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,585
牠現在想幹嘛？

380
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:34,715
不是吧

381
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:35,924
牠要去哪？

382
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,553
去看牠母親

383
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,222
我最愛溫馨大結局

384
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:07,497
回憶在我的腦中浮現

385
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,374
牠現在沒事了

386
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,127
太感謝你了

387
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,129
不客氣

388
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,798
我該回家了

389
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,550
我還有２０隻狗要遛

390
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,970
實在很需要幫手

391
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,391
算了

392
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:33,815
真高興家庭中的每個人都解決了心病

393
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:21,780
謝謝觀賞

394
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,449
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