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辛普森一家
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谁要爆米花…
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-我要
-我要
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串好拿去挂在圣诞树上
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不是吧
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妈 我在主日学校做了一个吊饰
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这个…
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好黏
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棒冰糖浆代表耶稣宝血
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挂在树的背面一定很好看
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在这神圣的节日别忘了我们的付出
史巴克勒家祝你圣诞快乐
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别挂在树上
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我偶尔会这样
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消音…
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尼克医生祝你得胆结石快乐
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圣诞节的东西
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你们看 一顶旧的圣诞帽
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知道谁会很想戴吗
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-没有人
-狗狗
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快点 莉萨 照张相
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我不觉得它想拍照
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狗最喜欢
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穿人的衣服了
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有拍到好看的照片吗
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我觉得没有
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它很怕那顶帽子
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才没有
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可恶 我们浪费了三张数字照片
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随你便吧 扫兴鬼
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你被踢出全家福贺卡了
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别担心 我不会把它踢出贺卡
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-我们能不照贺卡吗
-每个人都要在贺卡上
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好 但不要像去年
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唉呦 我的妈
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叮叮当 叮叮当
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铃声响叮当
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铃声摇 铃声滚
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节日快乐
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摇来滚去 歌词忘光光
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看来我停在草皮上
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起身吧 起身吧
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起身吧 准备走了
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那里有槲寄生
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所以要见了人就吻
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很多人要吻
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给爷爷的
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玛琦 你永远猜不到我给你买了什么
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噢
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它吞掉我的短裤
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真的发生后 感觉没那么好笑
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霍默 我们得讨论礼物
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和家用品的不同之处
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我的老天
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在嚷嚷什…
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这是怎…
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那只狗最好有个好理由
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是我干的
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用报纸卷打我屁股
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你明知我都看线上新闻
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各位
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勇哥在干什么
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我觉得它很不对劲
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我们该带它去看狗心理医师
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狗心理医师
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从沙发上下去 下去
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下去
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老爸 我知道你在想什么
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不是那样的
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伊莲·沃夫明晚要举行免费讲座
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她是传奇人物
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明天不行
明天有第243场终极格斗锦标赛
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为何要在乎一场愚蠢的拳赛
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因为他付了60美元的观赏费
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看一场比赛就要60美元
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其实是70美元 我订了高画质版
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我们家根本没有高画质电视
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我希望付费频道的专员
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以为我很有钱
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它一直盯着那块污渍看
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污渍 污渍
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那只狗到底有什么毛病
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毛病 毛病
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我需要我的药丸
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药丸 药丸
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所以总共三颗药丸
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我好爱玩《糖果粉碎传奇》
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老爸 我有事得跟你说
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但我很遗憾地发现
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你对女性声音有听障的问题
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我也爱你 宝贝
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因此我征招了巴特
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来替我说话
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你好吗
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“父亲 我相信你是个正直的人”
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真的假的
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好啊
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“在危急时刻 你”
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“甚至…事件”
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“最终”
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“终将做出正确的决定”
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“但勇哥深陷危机”
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“终归只怕会太迟”
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说得好 儿子
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莉萨也写得很棒 你赢得最高荣誉
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温暖的霍默式熊抱
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现在我们狂欢吧
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你干嘛这样吃糖果
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因为我已经刷过牙了
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晚上好
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“我越跟狗狗相处”
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“就越发觉得人不如狗”
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不 我是认真的
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我真的很鄙视你们
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鄙视我们 身为一只狗
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老虎和海豚的主人
我觉得超级受侮辱
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超级
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好 首先
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我讨厌你们自称为“主人”
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你能主宰其他生物
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好棒
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喂
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克雷顿 我现在不能讲话
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我离开她了
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我离开我老婆了
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什么 真的吗
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我俩从小学时就一直相爱
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她知道这点 我想她也松了一口气
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克雷
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我本来已放弃希望
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但我想我得稍后回电给你
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不 别挂断 我们超入戏了
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我得挂了 我还在演讲
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等等
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我们会结婚 对吗
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对 当然 随便啦
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等等
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对 你们不配拥有狗
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它们能嗅出疾病
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安抚搭飞机的人
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“要怎样才能让狗听话”
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-勒它脖子直到它投降
-老天
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你们只问狗能为你们做什么
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却从没有人问
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“我的狗”
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“想表达什么 ”
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坏蛋
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你们全是坏蛋
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这是我上过最烂的进修课程 老天
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这比花艺课更糟糕
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谁会知道石头花属应该放哪啊
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至少我不能 就这么简单
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-女士
-给我跪下
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别紧张 我们是好人
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女士 我知道你也曾像我一样
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是个年轻又富有好奇心的女孩
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不像你 我知道何时该闭嘴
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拜托你 我的狗精神崩溃了
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所以若我的眼泪无法打动你
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要不帮助我的狗 要不然就这样
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拿好我的珍珠项链
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听我说 很抱歉
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我无法就…
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老天
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可怜的毛小孩
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你有故事想要诉说
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你能教导我们你的手法吗
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通过它的眼睛去看世界
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不是通过它的眼睛
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重点就在这里
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狗狗最灵敏的感官是嗅觉
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它通过鼻子去看世界
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而它的鼻子比我们的眼睛更厉害
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比方说 我们看到一个路灯
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你的狗却能看到
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曾经经过的每个人
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它真的很喜欢你
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它崇拜我 知道我能帮助它
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并希望我也能爱它 但我无法
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一个女人能铲的屎有限
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站住别动
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真乖
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快点 翻去能帮助我们的部分
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我在努力了 她在序里面
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感谢了每只101忠狗
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我先把那顶脏帽子拿去洗
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坏狗狗 超坏的狗狗
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屎狗
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莉萨 快点去拿急救箱
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但我们没有急救箱
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去树下找
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若它得待在户外 那我也待在户外
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不行
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你不是老板 这里不归你管
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我是老板 而他付钱让我指挥你
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这孩子可以睡屋外
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是的 长官
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-我们该怎么办
-别担心 宝贝
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有很多狗医生可选
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最便宜的狗医生
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超便宜 廉价宠物护理
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你好 看看这个帅气的小家伙
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你怎么了 朋友
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它咬了我妈
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了解 刚好有人取消
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若你们想 可以现在安乐死
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-什么
-不要
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不需要这么极端吧
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可惜一旦咬过人 永远都会咬人
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除非你要训练它们
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但那很难
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要给你们时间道别吗
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才不要 我们要闪了
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而我甚至不想看到你
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我感觉好像皮克斯动画的商标
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噢
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我们该拿那只狗怎么办
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它得暂时待在
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我帮它建的狗屋中
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噢
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你们好 孩子
兽医通报你们的狗会咬人
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我得待在这里
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等动管处来抓它
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什么
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在我们等待的同时
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你们想玩“老师说”吗
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老师说别杀我们的狗
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等等 我才是老师
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你们不是老师
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老爸 他们来抓我们的狗了
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我要阻止你
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你这个蓝色大气球
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我喜欢那个形象
试想我去参加游行会如何
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老天
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该死
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你通知他们
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说我们不会放弃我们的狗
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我无法取消 行程已在应用程序上
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上面说抵达时间六分钟 你们看
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他们走错路了
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现在得要回转
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希望他安乐死的技术比驾驶技术高明
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老爸 快点 带着狗
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飞车逃逸
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是的 长官
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老天 太迟了
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-沃夫医生
-听着 我得告诉你们一件事
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我在你们狗的眼中看见
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它濒临崩溃
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除非获得宣泄 否则将导致大难
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它咬了我妈
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我真是太神了
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真是太糟糕了
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动管处现在正要来抓它
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你们无法阻止 他们有铁丝捕兽器
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孩子 替它打包家当
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我需要这个 这只狗要跟我走
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我不能空手离开
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-帮我做个三明治
-才不要
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当警长也太难了
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给你
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听着 我给你打包了些狗饼干
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虽然我谴责杀生的行为
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但那些香肠是我特地为你准备的
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现在谁会陪我追松鼠
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你们最好赶快走了
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等等 我不是个感情外放的人 但
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你们去开个狗屋吧
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狗知行为治疗学会
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来 看影片时顺便喝些香肠水
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在学会没有所谓的坏狗狗
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回答千古的提问
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“谁是好狗 ”你就是 你就是
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在我们的湿枯叶堆中放松
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或去“落地排骨”餐厅享受高级大餐
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而且我们保证 绝无烟火
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保证入住后立即百病消
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你身体上没有任何疾病
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为了建立信任 我今晚跟你一起睡
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来点睡前故事吗
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“狗噩梦频频”
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“或许是关于病灶”
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可怜的小家伙
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来点镇静剂 能帮助你入睡
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老爸 狗狗会回到我身边吗
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当然
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为了以防万一
虽然这不像一般父子的谈话
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但让我们一起祷告
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万能的狗狗守护神圣伯纳啊
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-我能加入吗
-当然
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-我也要祷告
-哇
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永久失去狗狗的可能性
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真的促成了一家的团结
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不
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抱歉 我们继续祷告
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好 现在来看看什么能触发你
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你对玛琦感觉如何
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她代表慰藉
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-那么到底发生什么事
-伊莲
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有人在吗
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有车来接你了 托斯卡尼在呼唤你
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克雷
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我该回电给你的
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亲爱的 我做了冲动的事
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你知道我妈一直想把婚戒传给你
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但她在我俩毫无希望时过世
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我伤心之余 就把婚戒跟她一起埋了
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为此我掘墓开棺
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嫁给我好吗
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00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,550
我知道“捡骨”两字
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并不浪漫 但…
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克雷 我无法现在立刻嫁给你
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但我能几周后去托斯卡尼跟你会合
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我可能不会在那
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我始终比不过毛小孩热情摇摆的尾巴
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再见 克雷
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我要你知道
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死人的戒指
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00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,195
我已经放下你了
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00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,864
不 不是你的错
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00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,534
那只是人类的屁话 我们继续治疗
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00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,458
今天 我要你跟狗群交流
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00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,044
打成一片 闻闻不认识的屁股
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好 有意思
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我们来探索一下
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00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,318
你把这个藏在这里 为什么
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00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,904
这是解锁你心灵的关键吗
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汪一声代表同意
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汪两声代表过度简化了狗的心理深度
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这是我们的狗吗
330
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:24,334
还是你找个山寨版来敷衍小孩的
331
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,754
你回来了
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00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:28,964
这东西从哪来的
333
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,301
我得说 应该是北极
334
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,469
春田购物中心之财产
335
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,803
等等 老爸 我们领养勇哥那晚
336
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,347
我就戴着这顶帽子 记得吗
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00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,183
-加油
-快跑 勇哥
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-快跑
-快追上那只兔子
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00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,936
战狗从外围超前领先
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我们能领养它吗 拜托 老爸
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00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,734
但它是废物 它很可悲
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它…
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是辛普森家的一员
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勇哥原本是赛狗
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很不称职 就连我都能跑赢它
346
00:17:58,911 --> 00:17:59,953
现在一切都明朗了
347
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,830
你的狗罹患创伤后压力症候群
348
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,707
必须去面对施虐者
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而且现在就要去
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00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,088
其实我们正在举行佳节早午餐会
351
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,964
但我完全同意你的话
352
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,800
各位 失陪了
353
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:16,428
这个泡芙塔我们一人能吃几颗
354
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,932
看看他家有没有HBO GO频道
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00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,767
我一直想看《高校十八禁》
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00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,478
又不希望那出现在我的收看历史上
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无扑杀收容所 不是这边
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里斯摩尔 灵缇犬训练员
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-对 我就是
-狗狗施虐者
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要不要给你饮料砸我的脸
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00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,785
-我会很开心
-我猜也是
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00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,745
我当然是在说反话
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00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:45,082
不是所有训练员都是恶魔
364
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,335
对 我记得这只小杂种 勇哥
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你们给它重取了什么名字
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00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,881
-一切照旧
-老天 你们有够懒
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它母亲是业界最快的赛狗
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00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:56,885
她饼干
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00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,887
它是妈妈的最爱
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老天 它也超爱妈妈
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00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,142
因此我们也发觉它的速度
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想当然 我们让它母子俩永远分离
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00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,438
你又呼我巴掌了
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00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,315
-是我打的
-你插队了
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00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,733
我也想呼巴掌
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00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,529
换你了 玛吉
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00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,656
现在 大家都呼过一轮了
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00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,283
还没有
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00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,493
好 我懂了
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00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:25,247
突然间 虐待狗的人成了坏人
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00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,501
它现在想干嘛
382
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,008
-不是吧
-它要去哪
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00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,428
去看它母亲
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00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,222
我最爱温馨大结局
385
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,374
它现在没事了
386
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,085
太感谢你了
387
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,087
不客气
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00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,673
我该回家了
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00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,467
我还有20只狗要遛
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00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,929
实在很需要帮手
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算了
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真高兴家庭中的每个人
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都解决了心病
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