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阿森一族

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邊個要爆谷…

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-我要

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串好拿去掛在聖誕樹上？

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唔係啩

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媽，我在主日學做了一個吊飾

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這個…

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好癡手

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雪條糖漿代表耶穌寶血

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掛在樹的背面一定很好看

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（在神聖的節日別忘了我們的付出
斯普克勒家祝你聖誕快樂）

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別掛在樹上

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我偶爾會這樣

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嘟嘟嘟…

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（尼克醫生祝你膽石快樂）

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（聖誕節的東西）

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你們看，一頂舊聖誕帽

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知道誰會很想戴嗎？

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-無人
-狗狗

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快點，麗莎，影張相

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我不覺得牠想影相

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狗最喜歡

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著人的初了

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有影到靚相嗎？

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我覺得無

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牠很驚那頂帽

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無驚

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可惡，我們浪費了三張數碼相

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隨便你吧，掃興鬼

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你被踢出全家福賀卡了

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別擔心，我不會把牠踢出賀卡

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-我們能不影賀卡嗎？
-每個人都要在賀卡上

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好，但不要像去年

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我的媽

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叮叮噹

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鈴聲響叮噹

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鈴聲搖，鈴聲滾

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（節日快樂）

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搖來滾去，歌詞忘光光

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看來我停在草皮上

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起身吧

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起身吧，準備走了

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那裡有槲寄生

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所以要見人就錫

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好多人要錫

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（給爺爺的）

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美枝，妳永遠猜不到我買了什麼給妳

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噢

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它吞掉我條短褲

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真的發生後，感覺沒那麼好笑

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老公，我們要討論禮物

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和家用品的不同之處

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天

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在囉唆乜…

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這是怎…

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那隻狗最好有個好理由

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是我做的

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用報紙捲打我屁股

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你明知我都上網睇新聞

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各位

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勇哥搞乜鬼？

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我覺得牠好唔妥

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我們該帶牠去看狗心理醫生

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狗心理醫生？

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從梳化上落去，落去

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落去

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老豆，我知道你在想什麼

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不是那樣的

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伊蓮沃夫明晚要舉行免費講座

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她是傳奇人物

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明天不行
明天有第243場終極格鬥錦標賽

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為何要在乎一場愚蠢的拳賽？

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因為他付了60元的觀賞費

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看一場比賽就要60元？

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其實是70元，我訂了高畫質版

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我們家根本沒有高畫質電視

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我希望付費頻道的專員

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以為我很有錢

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牠一直盯著那塊污漬看

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污漬

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乜事幹呢隻狗

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狗…

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我要我的藥丸

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藥丸…

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所以總共三粒藥丸

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我好愛玩《糖果粉碎傳奇》

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老豆，我有事可同你講

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我很遺憾地發現

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你對女性聲音有聽障問題

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我也愛妳，甜心

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因此我徵召了巴特

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來替我說話

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你好嗎？

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“父親，我相信你是個正直的人”

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講堅？

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好

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“在危急時刻，你”

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“甚至…事件”

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“最終”

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“終將做出正確決定”

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“但勇哥深陷危機”

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“終歸只怕會太遲”

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講得好，乖仔

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麗莎也寫得很好，妳贏得最高榮譽

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溫暖的荷馬式熊抱

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現在我們狂歡吧

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你點解咁食糖？

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因為我已經刷了牙

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晚上好

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“我越同狗狗相處”

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“就越發覺人不如狗”

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不，我認真的

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我真的很鄙視你們

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鄙視我們？身為一隻狗

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老虎和海豚的主人
我覺得超級受侮辱

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超級

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好，首先

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我討厭你們自稱為“主人”

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你能主宰其他生物？

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好叻叻

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喂？

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克林頓，我現在不方便講話

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我離開她了

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我離開我老婆了

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什麼？真的嗎？

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我倆從小學時就一直相愛

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她知道這點，我想她也鬆了一口氣

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克林

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我本來已放棄希望

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但我想我得稍後覆你電話

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不，別收線，我們超入戲了

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我收線了，我還在演講

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等等

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我們會結婚，對嗎？

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對，當然，隨便你

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等等

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對，你們不配擁有狗

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牠們能聞出疾病

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安撫搭飛機的人

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“要怎樣才能讓狗聽話”

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-勒頸直到牠投降
-天

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你們只問狗能為你們做什麼

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卻從沒有人問

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“我的狗”

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“想表達什麼？”

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壞蛋

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你們全是壞蛋

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這是我上過最爛的進修課程，老天

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比花藝課更爛

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誰會知道石頭花屬應該放邊？

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至少我不能，就這麼簡單

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-女士？
-坐

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別緊張，我們是好人

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女士，我知道妳也曾像我一樣

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是個年輕又富有好奇心的女孩

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不像妳，我知道幾時收聲

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拜託，我的狗精神崩潰

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所以若我的眼淚無法打動妳

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一係幫我隻狗，一係就

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拿著我條珍珠頸鍊

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聽我說，很抱歉

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我無法就…

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老天

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可憐的小毛孩

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你有故事想要傾訴

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妳能教我們妳的方法嗎？

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透過牠的眼去看世界？

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不是透過牠的眼

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重點就在這裡

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狗狗最靈敏的感官是嗅覺

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牠用鼻去看世界

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而牠的鼻比我們的眼更厲害

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比如說，我們看到一個街燈

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妳的狗卻能看到

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曾經路過的每個人

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牠真的很喜歡妳

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牠崇拜我，知道我能幫牠

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並希望我也能愛牠，但我無法

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一個女人能鏟的屎有限

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站住別動

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真乖

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快點，翻去能幫助我們的部分

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我在努力，她在序裡面

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感謝了每隻101斑點狗

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我先把那頂髒帽拿去洗

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壞狗狗！超壞的狗狗！

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屎狗！

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麗莎，快去拿急救箱

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但我們無急救箱

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去樹下找

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若牠要留在戶外，咁我都留在戶外

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不行

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你不是老闆，這裡不歸你管

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我是老闆，而他付錢讓我指揮你

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這孩子可以睡屋外

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是的，長官

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-我們該怎麼辦？
-別擔心，甜心

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有很多狗醫生可選

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（最平的狗醫生）

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（超平，廉價寵物護理）

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你好，看看這個帥氣的小傢伙

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你怎麼了，朋友？

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牠咬了我媽

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了解，剛好有人取消

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若你們想，可以現在人道毀滅

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-什麼？
-不要

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00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,081
不需要這麼極端

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可惜一旦咬過人，永遠都會咬人

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除非你要訓練牠們

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但那很難

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要給你們時間道別嗎？

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才不要，我們閃人

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而我甚至不想看到你

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我感覺好像彼思動畫的商標

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噢

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我們該拿這隻狗怎麼辦？

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牠得暫時待在

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我幫牠起的狗屋中

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噢

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你們好，孩子
獸醫通報你們的狗會咬人

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我要留在這裡

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等漁農處來捉牠

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什麼？

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在我們等待的同時

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你們想玩“老師說”嗎？

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老師說別殺我們的狗

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等等，我先係老師

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你們不是老師

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老豆，他們來捉我們隻狗

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我要阻止你

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你這個藍色大氣球

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我喜歡那個形象
想像一下我去參加遊行會點？

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天

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該死

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你通知他們

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說我們不會放棄我們的狗

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我無法取消，行程已在應用程式上

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上面說抵達時間六分鐘，你們看？

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他們走錯路

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現在要掉頭

241
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希望他人道毀滅技術比駕駛技術好

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老爸，快，帶著狗

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飛車逃亡

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是的，長官

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天，太遲了

246
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-沃夫醫生？
-聽著，我要講件事給你們知

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我在你們狗的眼中看見

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牠瀕臨崩潰

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除非獲得宣洩，否則將導致大禍

250
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牠咬了我媽

251
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我真係太厲害

252
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:08,894
真是太糟糕了

253
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,856
漁農處現在正要來捉牠

254
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你們無法阻止，他們有鐵絲捕獸器

255
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孩子，替牠執好窕當

256
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:20,156
我需要這個，這隻狗要跟我走

257
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我不能空手離開

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-幫我做個三文治
-無得傾

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警長太難做

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給妳

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聽著，我給你包了些狗餅

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雖然我譴責殺生

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但那些香腸是我特地為你準備的

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現在誰陪我追松鼠？

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你們最好趕快走

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等等，我不是個感情外露的人，但

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你們去開間狗屋吧

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（狗知行為治療學會）

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來，看影片時順便飲些香腸水

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學會沒有所謂的壞狗狗

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回答千古的提問

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“誰是好狗？”你就是

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在我們的濕枯葉堆中放鬆

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或去“落地排骨”餐廳享受高級大餐

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而且我們保證，絕無煙花

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保證入住後立即百病消

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00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,984
你身體上沒有任何疾病

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為了建立信任，我今晚跟你一起睡

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來點睡前故事嗎？

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00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,464
“狗惡夢頻頻”

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“或許是關於病因”

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可憐的小傢伙

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來點鎮靜劑，能幫助你入睡

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老豆，狗狗會回到我身邊嗎？

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當然

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為以防萬一
雖然這不像一般父子對話

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但讓我們一起祈禱

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萬能的狗狗守護神聖伯納

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-我能加入嗎？
-當然

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-我也要祈禱
-嘩

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永久失去狗狗的可能性

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真的促成了一家團結

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不

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抱歉，我們繼續祈禱

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好，現在來看看什麼能觸發你

296
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,711
你對美枝感覺如何？

297
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,186
她代表慰藉

298
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-那麼到底發生什麼事？
-伊蓮？

299
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:41,815
有人在嗎？

300
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,110
有車來接妳了，托斯卡尼在呼喚妳

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克林

302
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,697
我該覆電話畀你的

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親愛的，我做了衝動的事

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妳知道我媽一直想把婚戒傳給妳

305
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:58,207
但她在我倆毫無希望時過世

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00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:01,752
我傷心之餘，就把婚戒跟她一起埋了

307
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,797
為此我掘墓開棺

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00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,632
嫁給我好嗎？

309
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,550
我知道“執骨”兩字

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並不浪漫，但…

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克林，我無法現在立刻嫁給你

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00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,352
但我能幾週後去托斯卡尼跟你會合

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00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,728
我可能不會在那邊

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00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,940
我始終比不上小毛孩熱情搖擺的尾巴

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再見，克林

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00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,359
我要妳知道

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（死人的戒指）

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00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,195
我已經放下妳

319
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,864
不，不是你的錯

320
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,534
那只是人類的廢話，我們繼續治療

321
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,458
今天，我要你跟狗群交流

322
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,044
打成一片，聞聞不認識的屁股

323
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,264
好，有意思

324
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,974
我們來探索一下

325
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,318
你把這個藏在這裡，為什麼？

326
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,904
這是解鎖你心靈的關鍵嗎？

327
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,906
汪一聲代表同意

328
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,701
汪兩聲代表過度簡化了狗的心理深度

329
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,497
這是我們的狗嗎？

330
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:24,334
還是妳找隻翻版來敷衍小孩？

331
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,754
你回來了

332
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:28,964
這東西從那處得來的？

333
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,301
我得說，應該是北極？

334
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,469
（春田購物中心之財產）

335
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,803
等等，老豆，我們領養勇哥那晚

336
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,347
我就戴著這頂帽，記得嗎？

337
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,183
-加油
-快跑，勇哥

338
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,434
-快跑
-快追上那隻兔仔

339
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,936
戰狗從外圍超前領先

340
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,939
我們能領養牠嗎？拜託，老豆

341
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,734
但牠係弱雞，牠很可悲

342
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:49,943
牠…

343
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,988
是辛普森家的一員

344
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:55,741
勇哥原本是賽狗？

345
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,494
很不稱職，就連我都能跑贏牠

346
00:17:58,911 --> 00:17:59,953
現在一切都明朗了

347
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,830
你的狗罹患創傷後壓力症候群

348
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,707
必須去面對施虐者

349
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,584
而且現在就要去

350
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,088
其實我們正在舉行佳節早午餐會

351
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,964
但我完全同意妳的話

352
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,800
各位，失陪

353
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:16,428
這個泡芙塔我們一人能吃幾顆？

354
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,932
看看他家有沒有HBO GO

355
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,767
我一直想睇《亢奮》

356
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,478
又不希望那出現在我的收看歷史

357
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,397
（無撲殺收容所，不是這邊）

358
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,277
里斯摩爾？格雷伊獵犬訓練員？

359
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,405
-對，我就是
-狗狗施虐者

360
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,783
要不要給妳飲料潑我的臉？

361
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,785
-我會好開心
-我估都係

362
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,745
我當然是在說反話

363
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:45,082
不是所有訓練員都是惡魔

364
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,335
對，我記得這隻小雜種，勇哥

365
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,337
你們給牠重取了什麼名字？

366
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,881
-一切照舊
-天，你們勁懶

367
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:55,676
牠母親是業界最快的賽狗

368
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:56,885
她餅乾

369
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,887
牠是媽媽的最愛

370
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:00,806
天，牠也超愛媽媽

371
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,142
因此我們也發現牠的速度

372
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,019
理所當然，我們讓牠母子永遠分離

373
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,438
妳又摑我一巴？

374
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,315
-是我打的
-妳插隊

375
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,733
我都想扯佢一巴

376
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,529
到妳了，瑪姬

377
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,656
現在，大家都摑過一輪了

378
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,283
還未

379
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,493
好，我明了

380
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:25,247
突然間，虐狗的人成了壞人

381
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,501
牠現在想做乜？

382
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,008
-不是吧
-牠要去邊？

383
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,428
去看牠母親

384
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,222
我最愛溫馨大結局

385
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,374
牠現在沒事了

386
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,085
太感謝妳了

387
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,087
不客氣

388
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,673
我該回家了

389
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,467
我還有20隻狗要放

390
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,929
實在很需要幫手

391
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,266
算了

392
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,939
真高興家庭中的每個人

393
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,732
都解決了心病