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辛普森一家
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你好 老大 你好几周没去
邮箱收信了
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不 没去收信
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错过特价广告
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或陪审团征招怎么办
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我没有纸质电子信要怎么活
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我懂 但别为难我 兄弟 清空信箱
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毕竟也在大太阳下烤了好久
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我想也该熟了
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邮饼
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快切开 切一大块给我
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谁要尾巴那块
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派对
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我受邀参加艾蒂的生日会
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艾蒂 我怎么不认识这个朋友
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她是教哪一科的
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她是小孩 我也认识小孩
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是在艾蒂家的过夜派对
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艾蒂
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在图书馆认识的
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-这样啊
-图书馆 玛琦
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只有我俩喜欢
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《飞驰女孩》那套旧书
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旧书味
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新友味
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为什么女生都喜欢马
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是因为男生抢了其它好动物
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像是狗和忍者吗
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马是大自然的礼赞
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完美结合了力量
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优雅和可编的长发
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蠢 蠢 笨 脚不能动
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粉红色
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车一旦被发明
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干嘛不撞死所有马
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滚开 需要暑假补课的人
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马型直升机攻击 它会丢炸弹
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放开她
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她曾受虐 害怕男性
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我的展示围场
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这在搞什么马戏团
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马戏团
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玛琦 你猜我说了什么 继续打
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你为什么总是要摧毁我在乎的东西
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哥哥应该要会照顾人又亲切
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真希望能跟你解除兄妹关系
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要也是我先跟你解除兄妹关系
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随便 以安全剪刀为证
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我就此剪断兄妹情
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一刀两断
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你们看那豪宅
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我打赌他们的车库是用来停车的
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-马儿生日会
-马儿生日会
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你家好大
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对 其实说来尴尬
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我爸独家供应
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体育场和大教堂西红柿酱
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她显然在说谎 西红柿酱明明不要钱
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假装配合一下
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你好 我是玛琦
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莉萨期待
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贵千金的生日派对好久了
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不 我是派对策划
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妈妈正忙着篡改成绩
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好送儿子上名校
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好好玩 我们明天见
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十点钟来接人 道别和领谢礼
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他们有钱到能预知未来
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我刚读完那本《飞驰女孩》
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乔治·华盛顿的马
踢爆班尼狄克·阿诺的马
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是叛徒
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我本想给你一个惊喜
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我们家刚好有养马
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莉萨在过夜派对 爷爷看着另外两个
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我们又在码头附近
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我才不要去找你弄丢的太阳眼镜
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都六年了 早就不在了
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你总说我不会替我们安排计划
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来个夕阳游船之旅如何
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我只在《夕阳游船》杂志上
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读过这行程
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他们还有现场音乐演出
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这乐团本来要在蓝尼的婚宴表演
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若他没有在教堂被防狼喷雾攻击的话
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我都忘了你努力的样子
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有多英俊
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别担心
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若你坠马 背心会自动充气
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保护你
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拉紧缰绳
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太阳花希望你能领导它
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怎么回事 艾蒂森
你没按赞我的发文
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你的大姆指废了吗
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大姆指废了
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泰莎·萝丝 你好棒 超级棒的
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没错 那是有史以来最好笑的笑话
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我笑到停不下来了
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艾蒂森 她为何盯着我们看
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艾蒂森
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你喜欢别人这样称呼你
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这是我的闺蜜团
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你大概在社群网站上见过她们
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这是贝拉埃拉 富二代
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聚友网认识的
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斯洛根 英国人
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再来当然就是 网红美人泰莎·萝丝
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她是不是好惹人厌
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对了 各位 这是莉萨
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她就是她
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很高兴认识大家
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麻烦你冷静一点
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我很冷静
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别再大吼了
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我没有大吼
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同色调女孩
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我可不想理那种
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穿搭这么没创意的人
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你真逗 我要被你笑死了
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你的朋友们看来跟你好不同
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那个一直说好笑的人
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根本没在笑
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她笑不出来 她妈妈怀孕时
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打了太多肉毒杆菌
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真幸运
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我知道她们看来成群结党 高傲又…
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-恶劣
-对
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但她们一旦接纳你 你会发现
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她们其实人不错
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很好 原来她们不恶毒
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我差点错怪她们了
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真是好险
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这些能掩盖我喝康普茶宿醉
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那是我在城市里买的
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我指的是纽约 纽约市
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我会做笔记 记在本子里
我是指笔记本
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一个手机壳
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适用于新的MyPhone
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没有按键 而且镜头只能面对你
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根本不是人用的
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不如看看我的礼物
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还有一顶能罩在它耳朵上的
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小草帽
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她送她一个玩具
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有附赠尿布吗
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我的老天 我笑到
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不能呼吸了
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这能倒出助晒霜吗
还是能洗掉助晒霜
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到底装了什么 这算哪门子化妆品
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但你喜欢 对吧 艾蒂
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好可爱
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对小宝宝来说
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水手之乐
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家里聪明的那个
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这里信号不好 宝贝
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派对还好吗
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不好玩 我不想留下
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我想回家
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好玩
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我不想回家
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感谢你毫无新意的报备
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莉萨还好吗
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玩得开心到不想回家
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听起来超开心
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你不明白 马上来
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你说得对 老爸完全懂
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老爸的功用就是如此
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我被困住了 整夜
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要跟她们一起
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泰勒丝的模仿秀不来了是什么意思
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现在那些女孩要朝谁扔蛋糕出气
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得救了 你是这里唯一的大人
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我想回家 你能帮我吗
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不行 这过夜派对得要有
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完美出席率
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我不能回去阿甘虾餐厅工作
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他们卖的根本不是虾
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小板娘们
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谁想去参观香水实验室
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并创立自己的女性商业帝国
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你喷了什么 超饥渴奶奶吗
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人家才26岁
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我们来追新一季的《感谢主我死了》
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《感谢主我死了》 超红的
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我把莲达的葬礼放在我的愿景板上
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爸妈不准我看那节目
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因为内容美化不当行为
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没关系 眼睛闭上就好
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警告 本节目内容不适合青少年
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警语 我们懂 这节目超棒
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她死后终于大受欢迎了
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她已向世人证明
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我要邀请她的鬼魂去参加舞会
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有人要爆红了
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宝宝的影片超受欢迎的
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莉萨宝宝
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我想我可以一辈子待在这里
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拜托别赶我回家
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你躲在这里干嘛
这是外烩人员的厕所
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这日系马桶是我今晚听到的
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第一个温柔声音
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未识别到屁股
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艾蒂 你为何邀请我来参加派对
只为了折磨我吗
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好吧 全盘托出 我邀请你
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是因为那些女孩对我总是超恶毒
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但她们把目标转向你 改让我加入
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感谢你让这变成有史以来最棒的生日
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不对
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等等 才不好 这太糟糕了
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不 你还不懂吗
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下次 你请另外一个莉萨来
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某个乐团社或科学社的人
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我们围攻她
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你就会变成闺蜜的一员
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不 这不可能是你的本性
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我来帮你美白牙齿 莉萨 我有贴片
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贴片 莉萨 回来 我有美白贴片
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又回到老人500赛车
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但他打滑跌入死人股沟
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爷爷 是我莉萨
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-我需要你的帮助
-怎么了 废物
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你的头被马咬掉
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因此痛哭吗
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我就知道
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派对上的女孩对我好坏
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没人帮我 我只想回家
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我也想帮你 但我们解除了兄妹关系
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现在我只是磁化你萨克斯风的陌生人
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拜托 你心中
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一定还有一丝兄妹之情
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我求你看在那丝情分上帮帮我
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回拨给我 用正常的声音说
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快把我救出去
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你们看 这个怪人在用手机打电话
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手机是用来滑的 怪人
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巴特 她们要抢走我的手机
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她们比你更恶劣
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你是璜·史塔诺堤
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快开车
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璜 今晚要去哪玩吗
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去输入的地址
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我喜欢你 璜 你显然很怡然自得
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要来瓶室温气泡水吗
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我有指定要少话的司机
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给我评分
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喂
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快还我
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好恶心 这个手机是赛百味做的
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我爸吃了一千个
三十厘米三明治才拿到的
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别再勾引我老婆 你这歌唱海盗淫贼
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那个蓝发妇人身后的小妞是你老婆
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厉害 兄弟
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好吧
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我就别挡路了
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这下是教训你不勾引我老婆
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歌单
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所有笑话都在上面
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我们会弹哪些歌
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没有酒精还游什么船
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老兄 音乐被你毁了
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还有气氛 死亡时间 晚间10点13分
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马术公开赛
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谢谢你
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在她们发现我离开前我们快走吧
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这个过夜派对还没结束
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当然是 等我们离开就结束了
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听好 我不是来这拯救你的
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若你现在选择逃避 就只能永远逃避
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你是什么意思
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你还得给那些富家女献上一份大礼
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-复仇
-复仇
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派对扫兴鬼
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复仇
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好啊 对 复仇
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对 我能做到
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-我要怎么做
-我无法言述
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真实的复仇只能从你心中的仇恨迸发
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仇恨
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若你编得够紧 会有拉皮的效果
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我的老天 我可以假装成六岁
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我知道该怎么做了
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马蹄硬化剂
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喂 妈妈
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我发现你打来好多次 一切还好吗
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对 一切都好 我爱你 晚安
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至少她玩得很开心
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你不仅随便喧扰闹事
更坏了我的酒兴
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没错 我就要你两罪并罚
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我和老婆期待这趟行程好久了
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你破坏了我们的计划
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计划
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对 我们都爱做计划 对吧
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晚餐和电影 夫妻卡拉OK
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球赛之夜 其实主办只想卖安利产品
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我们都好渴望离开家门
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但是为什么呢
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就为了手拿假胡子排队拍照吗
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夕阳游船
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这些神奇计划
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本该制造浪漫气氛
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但你回家后
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觉得又累又恶心又苍老
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所以只好夜复一夜地做计划
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如此恶性循环
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最后只能在半夜起床尿尿时触碰老婆
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因为你没发现她在马桶上
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所以不小心坐在她身上
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我没有毁掉这行程
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我拯救了你们的人生
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现在快回家
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永远别再做计划了
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那个蛋头怪咖恶搞我们的头发
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现在我们看起来跟她好像
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别担心 我安排了车接送
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加成时段的机场接机行程
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再见 古老的打印机 可以换新款了
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往这边
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你先走吧
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你不讨厌马
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你害怕它们
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我只是讨厌所有跟警察合作的动物
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动物不该有那么发达的肌肉
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我害怕时你不让我放弃
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所以我要帮你了解
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这高贵的动物有着温柔的灵魂
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别从后面来 马会踢爆你的脸
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我们会在所有社群网站上摧毁你
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你会孤立无援
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吃寿司还得自己去拿
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没有网络信号
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你的马没有移动热点吗 艾蒂森
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艾蒂森
我能跟我的书友艾蒂谈谈吗
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我必须成为艾蒂森
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艾蒂只是个小孩
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记得我们一起读书的时候吗
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我们只是孩子 分享彼此的爱好
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艾蒂森 她想影响你
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甚至不肯花钱收买
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我要在圣诞节清晨去扫荡她家
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别让这个怪人激怒你
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先来颗软糖
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做那个我心目中的女孩
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旧书味
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别抱着书 艾蒂森 你看起来像怪人
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我的名字是艾蒂
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我的天
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快走
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跟我们走 这里已不值得留
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这是我家 我的东西都在这
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也对 没错
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好吧 那我们改天图书馆见
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莉萨
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你是我收过最棒的礼物
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艾蒂森 你疯了吗
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网飞该拍部你社交生活的连续剧
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因为你刚才玩死自己了
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她好恶毒
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我想跟她做朋友
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没错
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《威瑟乐团》
《辛普森一家》主题曲
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《水手之乐》专辑
片尾名单唱片
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