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阿森一族

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你好，大佬，你好幾週無去
郵箱收信了

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不，無收信

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錯過特價廣告

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或陪審團徵召點算？

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我無紙本電子信點生存？

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明白，別為難我，兄弟，清空信箱

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畢竟也在大太陽下燒了好耐

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我想也該熟了

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郵餅！

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快切開，切一大塊給我

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誰要尾巴那塊？

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（派對）

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我受邀參加艾蒂的生日會

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艾蒂？我點解唔識這個朋友

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她教邊科？

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她是小孩！我都認識小孩

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是在艾蒂家的過夜派對

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艾蒂

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在圖書館認識的

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-這樣啊
-圖書館，美枝

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只有我倆喜歡

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《飛馳女孩》那套舊書

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舊書味

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新友味

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為什麼女生都喜歡馬？

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是因為男生搶了其它好動物

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像是狗和忍者嗎？

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馬是大自然的禮讚

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完美結合了力量

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優雅和可編的長髮

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蠢，笨，腳不能動

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粉紅色？

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在車被發明後

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點解不撞死所有馬？

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滾開，需要暑期補課的人

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馬型直升機攻擊，牠會丟炸彈

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放開她

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她曾受虐，害怕男性

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我個展覽櫃！

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做緊乜馬戲

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馬戲

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美枝，妳估我講了乜，繼續打

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你點解總要摧毀我在乎的東西？

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哥哥應該識照顧人又親切

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真希望能同你脫離兄妹關係

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如果我先同妳脫離兄妹關係

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隨便，以安全剪刀為證

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我就此剪斷兄妹情

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一剪兩斷

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妳們看那豪宅

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我打賭他們的車庫是用來停車的

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-馬仔生日會

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妳屋企好大

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對，其實說來尷尬

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我爸獨家供應

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體育場和大教堂茄汁

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她顯然在說謊，茄汁明明免費

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假裝配合一下

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妳好，我係美枝

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麗莎期待

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令千金的生日派對好久了

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不，我是派對策劃

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媽媽正忙著竄改成績

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好送兒子入名校

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好好玩，我們明天見

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十點鐘來接人、道別和領謝禮

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他們有錢到能預知未來

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我剛讀完那本《飛馳女孩》

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佐治華盛頓的馬
踢爆班奈狄克阿諾德的馬

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是叛徒

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我本想給妳一個驚喜

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我們家剛好有養馬

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麗莎在過夜派對，爺爺照顧另外兩隻

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我們又在碼頭附近

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我先唔會去搵你唔見了的太陽眼鏡

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都六年了，早就不在

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妳總怨我唔會為我們安排計畫

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來個夕陽遊船之旅如何？

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我只在《夕陽遊船》雜誌上

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讀過這行程

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他們還有現場音樂演出

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這樂團本來要在藍尼的婚宴表演

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若他沒有在教堂被防狼噴霧攻擊

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我都忘了你努力的樣子

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有多英俊

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別擔心

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若妳墜馬，背心會自動充氣

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保護妳

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拉緊韁繩

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太陽花希望妳能領導牠

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怎麼回事，艾蒂森？
妳沒按讚我的發文

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妳指公廢了嗎？

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指公廢了？

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泰莎蘿絲，妳好正，超級正

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無錯，係有史以來最好笑的笑話

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我笑到有腹肌

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艾蒂森，她為何盯著我們看？

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艾蒂森？

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妳喜歡別人這樣稱呼妳？

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這是我的閨蜜團

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妳大概在社群網站上見過她們

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這是貝拉艾拉，富二代

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聚友網認識的

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思瓏，英國人

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再來當然就是，網紅美人泰莎蘿絲

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她是不是好討人厭？

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對，各位，這是麗莎

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她就是她

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很高興認識大家

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麻煩妳冷靜一點

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我好冷靜

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別再大吼

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我無大吼

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同色調女孩

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我可不想理那種

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穿搭這麼沒創意的人

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妳真得意，我就被妳笑死

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妳的朋友們睇落同妳好大分別

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那個一直說好笑的人

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根本無笑

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她笑唔出，她媽媽懷孕時

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打太多肉毒桿菌

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真幸運

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我知道她們看來聯群結黨、高傲又…

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-惡劣？
-對

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但她們一旦接納妳，妳會發現

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她們其實人不錯

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很好，原來她們不惡毒

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我差點錯怪她們

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真係好險

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這些能掩蓋我飲紅茶菌宿醉

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那是我在城市裡買的

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我指的是紐約，紐約市？

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我會做筆記，記在本簿度
我是指筆記簿

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一個手機殼

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適用於新的埃瘋

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無掣，而且鏡頭只能面對妳

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根本唔係人用

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不如看看我的禮物？

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還有一頂能罩在牠耳朵上的

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小草帽

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她送她一件玩具

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有附送尿片嗎？

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天，我笑到

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抖唔到氣

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這能倒出仿曬劑嗎？
還是能移除仿曬劑？

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入面到底裝乜？這算乜化妝品？

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但妳喜歡，對吧，艾蒂？

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好可愛

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對小寶寶來說

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（水手之樂）

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（屋企聰明那個）

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這裡訊號收得好差，甜心

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派對還好嗎？

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唔好玩，我唔想留低

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我想返屋企

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好玩

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我不想回家

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感謝妳毫無驚喜的報告

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麗莎還好嗎？

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玩得開心到不想回家

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聽落超開心

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（你不明白，馬上來）

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妳說得對，老豆完全明

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老豆的功用就是如此

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我被困住了，整夜

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要跟她們一起

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泰勒斯威夫特模仿騷取消乜意思？

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現在那些女孩向邊個掉蛋糕出氣？

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得救了，妳是這裡唯一的大人

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我想回家，妳能幫我嗎？

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不行，這過夜派對得要有

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完美出席率

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我不能回去阿甘蝦餐廳工作

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他們賣的根本唔係蝦

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小闆娘們

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誰想參觀香水實驗室

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並創立自己的女性商業帝國？

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妳噴了乜鬼，超飢渴阿嬸？

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人家才26歲

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我們來追新一季的《感謝主我死了》

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《感謝主我死了》，這齣超紅

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我把蓮達的葬禮放在我的願景板上

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爸媽不准我看那節目

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因為內容美化不當行為

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沒關係，眼睛閉上就好

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（警告，本節目內容不適合青少年）

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警告，我們懂，這節目超精彩

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她死後終於大受歡迎

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（她已向世人證明）

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我要邀請她的鬼魂去參加舞會

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有人要爆紅了

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寶寶條片超受歡迎

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（麗莎寶寶）

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我想我可以留一世

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拜託別趕我回家

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妳躲在這裡幹嘛？
這是到會人員的廁所

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這日系馬桶是我今晚聽到的

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第一把溫柔聲音

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（未識別到屁股）

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艾蒂，妳為何邀請我來參加派對？
只為了折磨我嗎？

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好，全盤托出，我邀請妳

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是因為那些女孩對我總是超惡毒

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但她們把目標轉向妳，改讓我加入

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感謝妳讓今天變成史上最好的生日

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不對

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等等，才不好，這太差勁了

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不，妳仲唔明？

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下次，妳請另一個麗莎來

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某個樂團社或科學社的人

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我們圍攻她

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妳就會變成閨蜜的一員

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不，這不可能是妳的本性

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我來幫妳美白牙齒，麗莎，我有貼片

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貼片，麗莎，回來，我有美白貼片

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又回到老人500賽車

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但他跣軚跌入死人股溝

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爺爺，我係麗莎

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-我需要你幫手
-乜事呀，廢柴？

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妳個頭被馬咬掉

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因此痛哭嗎？

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00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:46,497
我都估到係咁

224
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,708
派對上的女孩對我好壞

225
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,919
無人幫我，我只想回家

226
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,047
我都想幫妳，但我們脫離了兄妹關係

227
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:58,217
現在我只是磁化妳色士風的陌生人

228
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,388
拜託，你心中

229
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,682
一定仲有一絲兄妹之情

230
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:08,185
我求你看在那絲情分上幫幫我

231
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,271
打返畀我，用正常的聲音講

232
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,404
快把我救出去

233
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:21,574
妳們看，這個怪胎在講手機

234
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,952
手機是用來篤的，怪胎

235
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,079
巴特，她們要搶我部手機

236
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,206
她們衰過你好多

237
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:39,550
你是璜史塔諾堤？

238
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,051
快開車

239
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,264
璜，今晚要去邊度玩？

240
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:46,974
去輸入的地址

241
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:50,644
我喜歡你，璜，你顯然很怡然自得

242
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,189
要來樽室溫氣泡水嗎？

243
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,900
我有指定要少話的司機

244
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:58,235
（給我評分）

245
00:12:58,527 --> 00:12:59,403
喂！

246
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:00,905
快還我！

247
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,532
好噁心，這部手機係Subway出品

248
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:07,620
我老豆食一千個
三十厘米三文治才拿到的！

249
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:14,627
別再勾引我老婆，你這歌唱海盜淫賊

250
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:18,172
那個藍髮婦人身後的索女係你老婆？

251
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,342
厲害，兄弟

252
00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:23,177
好吧

253
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,971
我就別擋路了

254
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,938
這下是教訓你不勾引我老婆

255
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:38,984
歌單！

256
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,611
所有笑話都在上面

257
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,279
我們會彈哪些歌？

258
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:54,500
無酒精遊乜船河

259
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,794
老兄，音樂被你毀了

260
00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:00,840
還有氣氛，死亡時間，晚上10點13分

261
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,346
（馬術公開賽）

262
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,859
謝謝你…

263
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,486
在她們發現我離開前我們快閃吧

264
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,072
這個過夜派對還未結束

265
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:27,825
當然，等我們離開就結束

266
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,827
聽好，我不是來拯救妳的

267
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,746
若妳現在選擇逃避，就只能永遠逃避

268
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:33,747
你乜意思？

269
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,084
妳要給那些富家女獻上一份大禮

270
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,546
-復仇
-復仇？

271
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（派對掃興鬼）

272
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:43,716
復仇

273
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,723
好，對，復仇

274
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對，我能做到

275
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,727
-我要怎麼做？
-我唔識點講

276
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:57,521
真實的復仇只能從妳心中的仇恨迸發

277
00:14:58,939 --> 00:14:59,940
仇恨

278
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,863
若妳托扎得夠緊，會有拉皮的效果

279
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,240
天，我可以假裝成六歲

280
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,620
我知道點做了

281
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:24,757
（馬蹄硬化劑）

282
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,518
媽媽

283
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,105
我發現妳打來好多次，一切還好嗎？

284
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,857
對，一切都好，我愛妳，晚安

285
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,193
至少她玩得很開心

286
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:49,907
你不單隨便喧嘩鬧事
更壞了我的酒興

287
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,576
無錯，我就要你兩罪併罰

288
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,746
我和老婆期待這趟行程好久了

289
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,414
你破壞了我們的計畫

290
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,793
計畫？

291
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,629
對，我們都愛有計畫，對吧？

292
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:07,007
晚餐和電影，夫妻卡拉OK

293
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,760
球賽之夜，其實主辦只想賣產品

294
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,973
我們都好渴望離開家門

295
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,351
點解`呢？

296
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:20,062
就為了手拿假鬚排隊影相？

297
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,147
（夕陽遊船）

298
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,316
這些神奇計畫

299
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,652
本該製造浪漫氣氛

300
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,821
但你回家後

301
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,864
覺得又累又噁心又蒼老

302
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,701
所以只好夜復一夜地做計畫

303
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,161
如此惡性循環

304
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,664
最後只能在半夜起床放手時觸碰老婆

305
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,916
因為你無發現她在馬桶上

306
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,252
所以不小心坐在她身上

307
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,797
我無毀掉這行程

308
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,091
我拯救了你們的人生

309
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,093
現在快回家

310
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,804
永遠別再做計畫

311
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,988
那個蛋頭怪胎亂搞我們的頭髮

312
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,075
現在我們看起來跟她好像

313
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,455
別擔心，我安排了車接送

314
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,836
加成時段的機場接機行程？

315
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,131
再見，舊式印表機，可以換新款了

316
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,382
往這邊

317
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:41,727
妳先走吧

318
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,063
你不討厭馬

319
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,273
你害怕牠們

320
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,735
我只係討厭所有同警察合作的動物

321
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,072
動物不該有那麼發達的肌肉

322
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,574
我害怕時你不讓我放棄

323
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:59,286
所以我要幫你了解

324
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,205
這高貴的動物有著溫柔的靈魂

325
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,125
別從後面上！馬會踢爆你塊面！

326
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,654
我們會在所有社交網站上摧毀妳

327
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,114
妳會孤立無援

328
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,366
食壽司都要自己去拿

329
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:39,118
無網絡訊號？

330
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,829
妳的馬沒有移動熱點嗎，艾蒂森？

331
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,124
艾蒂森
我能跟我的書友艾蒂談談嗎？

332
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,335
我必須成為艾蒂森

333
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,379
艾蒂只是個小孩

334
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,297
記得我們一齊讀書時嗎？

335
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,759
我們只係孩子，分享彼此的愛好

336
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,554
艾蒂森，她想影響妳

337
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,097
甚至不肯花錢收買

338
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:03,308
我要在聖誕節清晨去掃蕩她家

339
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,644
別讓這個怪胎激怒妳

340
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,354
先來粒軟糖

341
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,232
做那個我心目中的女孩

342
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,155
舊書味

343
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,867
別抱著書，艾蒂森，你望落似怪胎

344
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:24,163
我的名字是艾蒂

345
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,835
天

346
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:31,962
快走

347
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,882
跟我們走，這裡已不值得留

348
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,217
這是我家，我的東西都在這

349
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,512
對，無錯

350
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,514
好，那我們搵日圖書館見

351
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:43,891
麗莎？

352
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,517
妳是我收過最好的禮物

353
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:50,689
艾蒂森，妳瘋了嗎？

354
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,525
網飛該拍部妳社交生活的影集

355
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,111
因為妳剛才玩死自己

356
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,697
她好惡毒

357
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,241
我想跟她做朋友

358
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,701
無錯

359
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:22,179
（《威瑟樂團》
《阿森一族》主題曲）

360
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:25,641
（《水手之樂》專輯
片尾曲）