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阿森一族

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（移民加拿大或等死）

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（歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠）

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（崇高的靈魂讓矮小的人顯得偉大）

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（豬油小子甜甜圈）

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（如果有棒球
同位素就會被無視）

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（春田小學）

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（網上教學）

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噢

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（春田）

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（飛吧）

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佛蘭德斯

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（達夫）

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（禁止在山上寫字）

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（巴圖）

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（老莫小酒館）

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（歡迎來到春田）

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也許我們該找個新遊樂場

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（我害怕改變）

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（沙特羅佩，遊戲的好地方）

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這裡看起來真不錯

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是的

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樹木蔭涼

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廁所有門

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還有滑梯

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和安全防跌的回收輪胎池

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這牌子是倍耐力

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快看，是妳的朋友哈德森

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（的士）

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我兒子似乎很喜歡妳女兒

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-我是寇妮
-美枝

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是反諷或單純復古？

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只是我的名字

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他們玩得真開心

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-她明天有空再一齊玩嗎？
-可以

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她最近是否接觸過花生？

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無

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我能看看她接種的疫苗嗎？

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結核病、百日咳、麻疹疫苗？

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接種了…

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母乳定奶粉？

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奶粉，但我也不是狠心的人

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我可以帶餅乾過去

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精製白糖，妳真是幽默

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我一定要跟我老公說這笑話

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我也要告訴我老公妳嘲笑精製白糖

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明天見

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薄煎餅在檯上，老公

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厚煎餅馬上送到

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美枝，我減緊肥

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薄煎餅就夠

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你肯定？

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我要面對現實

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我偶爾稍微太放縱

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乜事？誰死了嗎？

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我們擔心你

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我們想老豆長命百歲

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我自己可不想

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好，連薄煎餅都不要

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我帶…

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一顆西柚出門就夠

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我無見證登陸月球或柏林圍牆倒下

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但我親眼見證我老豆
早餐竟然只帶個西柚就出門

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（達夫啤酒）

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多謝老兄

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你害我們失去奪冠機會

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是的，就是

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隔夜薄餅，我發夢都在想你

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（路易吉薄餅）

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我睡著後說，“來份特大”

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但我騙老婆我是說，“性感美枝”

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（下一個出口，春田核電廠）

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天，我點解唔戴食薄餅專用手套？

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（薄餅專用、過肩粟米棒支架
漢堡專用）

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（下一個出口，春田核電廠）

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（出口）

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荷馬，你去了邊？

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伯恩斯召開員工會議

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現在只剩他旁邊有位

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天，我需要奇蹟

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你何不買個氣球畀同事？

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它們像風箏但不用花工夫製作

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（氣球，會飄浮的球）

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你賣氣球多久？

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說來有趣

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這是關於一個餐風露宿窮人的故事

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英文講得衰過成龍

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有一天他去整頓他的釀酒廠

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地面傳來嘶嘶聲，他的褲子隨之膨脹

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氦氣

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透明的黃金

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化學符號HE

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首先要注意…

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他走了

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我最好的朋友走了

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（春田核電廠）

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各位所認識的同事奇普印卡尼多

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其實是我扮成的臥底

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抱歉各位，我遲到了，拿一顆氣球吧

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辛普森，伯恩斯先生
是世界五百大的CEO

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他先唔會…

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安靜，你個傻佬

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純天然、未加工的氦氣

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多虧那些生日氣球，現在很難找到

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史密瑟斯，要我提醒你嗎？

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公司一直花錢買氦氣冷卻反應爐

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你說得無錯

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氦氣價格高到離譜

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你在哪拿到的？

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賣氣球的那個鄉下佬有超多

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先提醒你，他完全不曉得氦氣的價值

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非常好

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我最愛壓榨善良百姓

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你有何想法？

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佢問我意見

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算了

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辛普森，恭喜你係本月最佳員工

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（本月最佳員工）

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所以，美枝

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我今天員工會議表現超好

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成功的關鍵就係事前準備

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瑪姬今天發生一件好事

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她戀愛了

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他們再甜蜜一些，我就要瘋了

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克里特斯，快去開門

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槍未上膛，我點好好應門

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女人？

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你好，鄰居

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來點曼克頓松鼠周打濃湯如何？

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你身上有水喉水味

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被他跳跌爆了

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我們無必要繼續扮粗人

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無惡意，老哥

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無事的

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好，史巴克勒，你有我要的氦氣

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而我有你要的

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一杯散銀

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我們來做交易

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稍等，別心急

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我喜歡跟對方飲返杯

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傾妥生意前

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有害身心的酒水我都飲

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管它是調味甜啤酒或佛林特鉛水

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放馬過來

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這對我根本無半點…

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老闆，或者史巴克勒比我們想的聰明

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說什麼鬼話

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可能要派同樣智障的人才能引他上當

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打擾了，幫個忙好嗎？
我的三文治掉在這裡

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（建議箱）

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你要和史巴克勒先生

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成為好朋友

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然後利用這段友情徹底粉碎他的人生

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由內而外

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我不確定，他有小孩

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不能讓他們一家子失去支柱

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讓我失手你就無問題

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你令我頭腦混亂

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我要即刻閃，暗門在邊？

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救我

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財務室的溫斯坦，你認識的

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若你想不清楚

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這兩位男士能幫忙你

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這位老兄喜歡幫人製造痛苦

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這位則喜歡

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在旁邊食花生

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你是製造痛苦的或是食花生的？

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回答我的問題

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噢

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妳好？

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我是美枝辛普森，帶孩子來玩

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哈德森在進行會議通話

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我替妳開門

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妳家真漂亮

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這地板是什麼材料？

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來自威尼斯教堂的磁磚

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一片片拆除由小船載貨運送

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再請99歲高齡的貝聿銘親手安裝

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聽起來所費不菲

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不，廁所最貴

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我們請來水喉工人很沒效率

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給我動起來，小雜種

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怎樣？你條尿片濕了？

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要來點咖啡順便填寫性愛經歷？

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要填性愛經歷？

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孩子們才能做朋友？

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歡迎過目我這份

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好吧

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咖啡加奶，不加糖

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（性愛經歷表格，只有荷馬一人）

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這年頭好少有孩子仍在吸奶嘴

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（嬰兒致毒劑）

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妳家寶寶的髮型真有意思

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妳不介意我替她進行防護

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-以免刺傷我的寶貝吧？
-其實我介意

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十分介意

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瑪姬，我們走

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以後再也不來

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（史巴克勒家）

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你做什麼，朋友？

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又見面了

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（是個男孩）

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-你巧
-你巧

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（猶太女孩受誡禮）

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聽到“你巧”就讓人覺得心安

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-能讓人放鬆下來
-你巧

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-你巧
-你巧

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--你巧
-不好

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我係講你巧

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朋友

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睇來吸氦氣

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吹氣球也蠻累的

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的確是非常累

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但上天賜給我氦氣

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我就該還給天上

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聽著

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說明你有法子讓他活得更輕鬆

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假裝是你的主意

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他很蠢，不會質疑你

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說，“若我有辦法”

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“採收這珍貴的氣體？”

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若我有辦法採收這珍貴的氣體

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而且不用張嘴費力吹？

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我會說，“少來了”

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但試試也無妨

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-非常好
-非常好

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非常好不用說

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非常好不用說

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這句也別說

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這句也別說

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-住口，別再說了
-住口，別再說了

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你的提議我要再思考一下

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尤其是後面幾句話

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你替我省下一大把勁

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現在我能花更多時間生孩子

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荷馬傑伊辛普森

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克里特斯狄洛蒙福畢格沃斯史巴克勒

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我們到那邊去捉鯰魚吧

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好，我要把手伸入鯰魚洞中

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深到讓那些小傢伙咬我

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輕而易舉

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別嚇到牠，肉的味道會不好吃

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牠在舔我的眼睛

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牠死了嗎？

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多謝救命之恩

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好，一齊享用史巴克勒炸魚大餐吧

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敬愛的主，感謝祢賜給我們
滑溜溜的沼澤生物

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以及荷馬對神祕氣體的好主意

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讓史巴克勒一家擁有兩架收音機

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荷馬，我很樂意成為你的拍檔

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我們乾下這杯，當這樁生意傾成了

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來吧

253
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我現在把你當自己人了

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雖然也沒多少人可選

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（負鼠意大利粉）

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-非常好
-哪來的聲音？

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做得好，辛普森，除了草地上的梳化

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他的一切將屬於我們

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但我們是家人了

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不能留點給他嗎？

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無人做壞事仲留餘地

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你說誰會十億不賺賺一半

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有意義嗎？

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怎麼了嗎？

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我想我們倆都感到心煩
但我就驚妳搶先開口

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放心，你先講

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有個人對我很好，我卻要整死他

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我罔顧瑪姬的幸福

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只因為我受不了對方的母親

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瑪姬不會有事的，我才剛和她玩

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她還以為她的鼻子在我這裡

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慢著，我放哪兒去了？

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不在這

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也不在這

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睇妳找到乜

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（哈德森一歲大了
報名騎小犀牛，請向蒂芬妮登記）

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我有事情必須告訴妳

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哈德森辦了生日派對

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我故意不說，讓妳錯過

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我可以解釋

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他媽媽實在好煩

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硬係講空中綢吊和瑜珈褲

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她做的是普拉提，才不是瑜珈

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她總是讓我覺得低人一等

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妳能明白吧？對吧？

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（氣球，會飄浮的球）

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讓他簽合同，辛普森

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不然呢？

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就準備嘗嘗我的厲害

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抱歉，史密瑟斯

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現在打傷他會令人懷疑

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你大可以先給個提醒

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有道理，小心背後

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看，這不是我平面地球上
最好的朋友嗎？

295
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-噢
-你手上拿的是什麼？

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證明我倆友情的文件嗎？

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簽完能讓我們的拍檔係更向上升

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拜託，有什麼比氦氣更會上升？

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你不打算睇清楚嗎？

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我信任你就像羊相信友善的大野狼

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我簽一個“X”

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那是我的蘋果手機型號

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現在差一劃我們就算正式拍檔了

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等等，我要間尺

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間尺，快點過來

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好的，爸爸

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（合約）

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我做唔到

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-你讓我的筆飄走了
-我不能

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讓你簽下去
這是詐騙你家氦氣的合約

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你們要詐騙一名養29個孩子的人？

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是30個，31個

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對，但我在事情太遲之前向你坦白

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好，我們仲係好兄弟

315
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為了一個都市人說謊而發火

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00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,917
就像對年僅六歲

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沒清手槍的孩子生氣

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-握手言和
-那是你的左手

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我兩隻都係左手

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辛普森，你這蠢蛋

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希望你今早有親吻你老婆

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因為那是你倆最後一面

323
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但那算不上吻

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有一半鍚到她的耳仔

325
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敢傷害我朋友

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就休想拿到半點氦氣

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永遠都別想

328
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真讓人左右為難

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史密瑟斯，不想被踢就把事情處理好

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不如我們

331
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以公道價格買你的氦氣？

332
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,323
什麼公道或私道？

333
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:16,493
我不能輸給這麼蠢的人，同我捉住他

334
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,420
我們會付給你應得的價錢

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成交，叫你的人聯絡我的巴吉度獵犬

336
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這會讓你忘卻億萬富翁的煩惱

337
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,929
吸一口吧，朋友

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救我…

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你將來會為這一天後悔

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史密瑟斯，有高壓電線

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瑪姬

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妳還太小，不該悲傷度過餘生

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在這部愛情喜劇中

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我拒絕在這齣愛情戲裡當殘酷的母親

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走吧

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00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,286
（沙特羅佩，遊戲的好地方）

347
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,054
至少我們有一個共通點

348
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:21,058
我們願意為了孩子們假裝友好

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00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,018
我同意這點

350
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,925
我們互相分享湯裡的石頭

351
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,261
你的是牛油味

352
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,304
我的是負鼠肉汁

353
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:01,849
我們是朋友，所以我食你的古怪食物

354
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,392
太好了

355
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,896
你讓我開始生肉了，荷馬

356
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,275
我看我活不長了

357
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,529
你是我有過

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00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,698
最好的朋友

359
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:21,201
你保住我的氣球檔

360
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,328
你是我的月光

361
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,414
我要你知道

362
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,833
我神智清楚，無吸天拿水

363
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,127
我當真愛你

364
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,420
（無酒精口味）

365
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,507
你是我最好的朋友

366
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:41,180
看，你給我你的牙齒

367
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:45,142
我愛你替我親手製作矮凳

368
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,935
麻煩來兩張

369
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,021
一邊屁股坐一張

370
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:53,317
無問題，下週就能完成給你，荷馬

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00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:57,237
太好了，一齊對住小溪揸水吧

372
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,033
你露宿野外大自然

373
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,452
遠離都市塵囂

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00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,997
還拿著霰彈槍追著伯恩斯跑

375
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,999
畫面十分有趣

376
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,585
我也愛飲

377
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,213
你酒廠

378
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,965
釀的甲醇

379
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,345
你係我最好的朋友

380
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:24,806
你係我最好的朋友

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我可能活不長了

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00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:32,648
你是我最好的朋友