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(theme music playing)
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CHORUS: ♪ The Simpsons ♪
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(epic action music playing)
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(grunts)
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Now that I, Chinnos,
finally wield the Doomsday App,
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I can restart this planet in flames,
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as a utopia.
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I don't know, Chinnos. You say "utopia,"
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but what I'm hearing is "kill everyone."
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And I really don't want
to find a new dry cleaner.
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Your funny-but-not-too-funny banter
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will not save you, Magnesium Man.
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Yeah, but it did distract you,
didn't it, Dad Bod?
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Take him, Airshot!
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(weapon clicking)
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Yes, Airshot, pump that air gun!
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Five pumps? Think of the pressure.
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(weapon firing)
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(blast)
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Aw, what's the matter? Bad head day?
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(beam sound)
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It's time I took the Vindicators
out of the equation.
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(thunder crackling)
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I'll take that dance now.
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(audience crying)
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Their first kiss was their last.
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(audience murmuring)
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(audience crying)
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Huh? (stammering)
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(snoring)
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Wow. It was called Crystal War
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because they were all turned to crystals.
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Hey, now is not the time
for your cold-hearted analysis.
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The sequel isn't coming out for a year.
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What loving God
would make us wait that long?
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A year? That's, like, a million years.
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I cannot wait. Don't you leave me,
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you be-cape-ed gob-smashers!
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(grunts)
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Children, I pulled you
out of your classes today
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to warn you of a dangerous
new Internet trend.
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The paprika challenge?
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(muffled) The eight ball challenge?
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No, the highly-imitatable stunt
I'm referring to
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is the "flag yourself" challenge.
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(excited chatter)
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Instead of a merely verbal warning,
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it's clear to me
a more effective deterrent
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would be to show you a video of the stunt
performed by YouTube star Reaction Guy.
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Whoa, Reaction Guy?
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Everybody who's anybody
gets reacted to by him.
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Watch and learn... to not do this.
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What up, Reaction Faction?
It's your boy, Reaction Guy.
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Today I'm gonna be reacting
to the Flag Yourself Challenge.
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Shout-out to my crew, Hedgehog,
Thin Mint, and White Malik.
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They're gonna raise me like a flag.
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(students exclaiming)
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(excited chatter)
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Whoa-ho! Whoa, this is so clench!
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-(overlapping chatter)
-Wow, cool!
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Ooh, ooh!
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Hey, guys, this is Bart Simpson
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from my new channel, Reaction Bart.
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Big shout-out to my boy White Seymour
for putting me onto
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the Flag Yourself Challenge. So clench!
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Okay, hit it. Check it out.
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I'm waving at my haters
and they don't even know it.
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Clench! Clench! Whoa-ho-ho!
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Buy my merch.
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Merch to come. Merch!
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Whoa.
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Whoa.
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His obliques must be shredded.
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I got to check them out
next time we go swimming.
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Whoa! (grunting)
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Oh, ooh, ow, ooh.
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Milhouse, no!
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I need your passcode to upload the video.
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-(groaning)
-Yo, Milhouse, I got you a balloon
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from the gift shop.
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Oh.
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So what'd the doctors say?
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(groans) I have a full-body sprain.
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Most of my muscles are wrapped
around the wrong bones.
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Okay, champ, physical therapy time.
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Who's ready for four hours
of stretch bands?
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No, not the purple.
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(whimpering)
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Glucose? (chuckles)
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Don't mind if I do-cose. (slurping)
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Okay, mate, you can do this.
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It's hard, but those little buggers
are counting on you.
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Do it for the buggers.
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(gulping)
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Ugh. (shudders)
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(gulping)
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-Top of the bing-bong, ladies.
-(gasps)
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-You're Glen Tangier.
-You're Airshot.
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Good on you, Nightingales.
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Now, who can point me towards, uh...
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Milhouse Van Houten?
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Ooh, right down the hall
and to the left, Glen.
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Wow. Flirt much, Debby?
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Sorry, we can't all be married
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to Ogdenville's car detailing king
Duke Druthers.
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What's up, little bro?
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How's my favorite real-life superhero?
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Holy crap, you're Glen Tangier.
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Uh-uh-uh, never heard of him.
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The name's Airshot.
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-(blows)
-(grunts)
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You're my favorite Vindicator.
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You don't even have any powers,
you're just super good at air.
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Uh, easy now.
Don't get too excited, Milhouse.
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Oh, I'm not...
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I am Milhouse.
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(whimpering)
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That's right. (chuckling) Calm down, hero.
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Don't make whatever you have worse.
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Is it something that gets worse?
Please don't say it gets worse.
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Oh, don't worry, Airshot, I'm okay.
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Well, aren't you just Pimm to the brim
with Adelaide spunk?
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(gulping) Ugh.
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Oh, thank boomerang Jesus
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you're not one of those
brave little buggers
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that I have to show this to.
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Wait, what do you got in there?
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Oh, it's a laptop with the sequel
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to the Vindicators: Crystal garbage. Shh.
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(gulping)
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All that matters
is you're gonna be okay, mate.
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(yawns)
Never wanted to be an actor anyway,
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just a simple koala butcher
like me old man.
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(snoring)
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Yo, Airshot. Glen.
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(snoring continues)
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Hello.
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(laptop beeps)
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Sweet boomerang Jeebus.
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(epic action music playing)
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What an ending.
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People are gonna freak out
when they see it...
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in a month from now.
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Till then, I'm the only one
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that knows what happens.
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Only I know.
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I'm the most powerful kid in the world.
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-(thunder crashes)
-(snoring)
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Toss that Kanga shank into the billy-boil.
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It'll be tender by moon jump.
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Yo, Fat Thor,
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I've seen Vindicators: Crystal War 2.
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-You blaspheme!
-My buddy Airshot showed it to me.
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Ha. I repeat, ha.
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As if Glen Tangier, the Tasmanian Adonis,
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would deign to interact with someone
of your insignificance.
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Whoa!
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You are defeated, Vindicator.
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Not as long as I'm still breathing.
(blows)
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Sweet batarang Jesus. Tell me more.
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Uhp-uhp-uhp-uhp-uhp.
The first taste was free,
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the next is gonna cost you.
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I've had my eye
on that Dr. 3 A.M. graphic novel.
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Okay, strap yourself in.
The way it goes down is...
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But pause. The knowledge you offer
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would spoil the movie event of the year.
Nay, century.
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Nay, epoch. Nay, summer.
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Tell me nothing.
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Ah, but my curiosity consumes me.
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All right, here's the deal,
the movie starts on the logo...
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Silence! Speak!
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Speak not. Expound!
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I pass the test. I will diminish
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and remain Comic Book Guy.
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Mmm. Ooh, shrimp.
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Hey. What would you give me
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not to find out what happens?
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(slurps)
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Be gone, Spoiler Boy.
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Hmm, Spoiler Boy.
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(laughs) I like that.
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(music)
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(gasps) That's the kid who saw
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Vindicators: Crystal War 2: Resurgence.
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Do what he says or he'll spoil the ending.
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I must protect my virgin ears. Aah!
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-(toilet flushing)
-(gurgling)
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I think you can do better than that.
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Four chicken lumpettes per person.
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Even if that person knows which Vindicator
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loses a third of their powers
fighting Karate Scorpion?
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Zip it. My boyfriend's taking me
to see that movie
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when it gets to the two-dollar theater.
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♪ Get up, get yourself together ♪
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♪ And drive your funky soul ♪
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Simpson, you're getting
one day of detention
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for every extra lumpette you eat.
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Mmm.
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Detention, is it?
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I guess we'll have
plenty of time to discuss
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the fate of your favorite Vindicator,
Black Voodoo.
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(gasps)
The champion of the French Quarter.
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You wouldn't dare spoil the only thing
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that brings me joy in this world.
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Give me your toupee.
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(laughs) Toupee?
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I don't wear a toupee.
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We fade in on Bourbon Street...
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(gasps softly)
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(singing nonsense)
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Ooh! (stammers, laughs)
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Principal Skinner.
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T-To what do we owe the honor, sir, at...
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Oh, it's just you.
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Hey, how'd you get all this stuff?
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'Cause people do whatever I say
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or I spoil the Vindicators movie for them.
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Like so:
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tell Mom it's okay for me
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to have soda on my cereal.
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I don't know. Mom's not gonna go for that.
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Okay. Get ready to hear
the surprise ending.
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Let me guess. The good guys win.
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(gasps) Who told you?
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You can't spoil that movie for me,
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because I don't care what happens.
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You see, as a grown-up,
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I know that muscle jerks
in tights with magic powers
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punching and hugging each other
is boring BS for babies.
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So go ahead,
tell me what Captain Doodad does
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to Zippity Whoever.
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Because it means nothing.
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(gasps) My powers don't work on you.
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But what if I could
make them work for you?
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Hmm. Your sinister tone intrigues me.
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All-you-can-drink beers on me!
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OTHERS: Yeah!
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But paid for by Moe.
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All right, I'm not even gonna
dignify that with a "Whaaa?"
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Do the thing, boy.
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No, no, don't ruin it, kid!
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I'm taking my girlfriend to that movie
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when it gets to the two-dollar theater.
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(Bart chuckling)
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LENNY: Mmm-mmm.
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(Homer groaning)
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What time did you get home last night?
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Ugh, it's not my fault.
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Bart used his superpower
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to get me drunker than I've ever beer.
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(groans)
I'm worried that all this blackmail
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is turning Bart into a bad person.
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(groans)
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(yawns)
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What's the story, morning glories?
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Young man, I don't like the way
you're using those spoilies
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to boss people around.
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What? I was given an amazing power,
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so I'm using it.
260
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If you were in my suitcase,
you would do the same thing.
261
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Fans have a deep connection
to the Marble Cinematic Universe.
262
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I would never exploit that,
not for anything.
263
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Oh... wouldn't you?
264
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("True" by Spandau Ballet playing)
265
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(giggles)
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♪ ♪
267
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(American accent):
Lisa Simpson, I think your superpower
268
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must be stealing hearts.
269
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OTHERS: Aw...
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How do you feel about exploitation now?
271
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(giggles) It's okay.
272
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(regular accent):
How much longer do I have to keep up
273
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,834
this kookaburra charade?
274
00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:54,583
How badly do you not want
your bosses at Marble Studios
275
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to know that I used your drunken
thumb to see that movie?
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(weapon clicking)
277
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You think I'm your jolly swagman, do you?
278
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Well, my jumbuck's gonna be free
279
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,667
from your tucker bag next Thursday,
280
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when that movie goes wide
on every screen in creation.
281
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And after that, you're nothing.
282
00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:17,959
Let's get this party finished!
283
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:20,333
(dance music playing)
284
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:22,166
He's right.
285
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I'm running out of time.
286
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This is... endgame.
287
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And so, today, we celebrate
the 200th birthday
288
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of our beloved oak tree, Old Susie.
289
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Her stately branches
have shaded our town's weddings,
290
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family reunions,
291
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:40,250
and quincen... quincien...
292
00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:42,792
uh, Mexican bar mitzvahs.
293
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We're, uh, ow!
294
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(chuckling)
295
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Cover you ears!
296
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It's Spoiler Boy!
297
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That's right. It's me.
298
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:52,208
And if you don't want the movie spoiled,
299
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you'll all pull together and build me
300
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,375
the ultimate tree house of my own design.
301
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Right here in Old Susie.
302
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(all gasp)
303
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:03,250
Not in Old Susie!
304
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,583
Everyone in this town loves that tree!
305
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,959
We have no choice.
306
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:11,208
He's got us all by the short and curlies.
307
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:15,500
Unless the boy should meet
with an unfortunate accident.
308
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:19,667
Oh. And if anything suspicious
should happen to me,
309
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:23,458
I've hired the loudest man
in town to yell the ending
310
00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:25,208
on every street corner.
311
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:26,875
I'm on it!
312
00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:29,750
You have 24 hours to build my tree house.
313
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:31,375
The clock is ticking.
314
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:32,709
(cackles)
315
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:35,083
(cackles continues)
316
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,125
(gasps)
317
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,500
(humming)
318
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:38,583
Hey, buddy.
319
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:39,959
You're out of the hospital.
320
00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:42,041
Don't you "Hey, buddy" me.
321
00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:44,291
You stole my visit from Airshot.
322
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,125
You... you villain!
323
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:48,959
Me, a villain? (scoffs) No way.
324
00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:50,375
You just blackmailed the whole town
325
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:51,917
to build you a lair.
326
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,333
Okay.
I will grant you the optics on the lair
327
00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:55,959
are less than ideal.
328
00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:58,500
You have actual powers
which you use for evil.
329
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,083
You're a supervillain.
330
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,917
You dare call me a super-villain?
331
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,458
Then get a load of this:
332
00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,208
the biggest spoiler in the whole movie.
333
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,000
BOTH: Magnesium Man!
334
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,250
Don't say another word!
335
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:14,500
The fate of our universe depends on it.
336
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,458
(Bart screams)
337
00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:23,417
(Bart groans)
338
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,500
Whoa!
339
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,291
Where the hell am I?
340
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:28,166
Relax there, Spoiler Boy.
341
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:30,500
All we did was take you
from your dimension into ours.
342
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:32,583
You know, the Marble universe?
343
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:36,083
What you consider to be movies
make up our reality.
344
00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:38,834
No way. Superheroes aren't real.
345
00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:40,834
How dumb do you think I am?
346
00:15:40,917 --> 00:15:44,166
(gasps) Actual superpowers!
347
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,333
Everything you see
in your Vindicator movies
348
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:48,000
actually happens to us.
349
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:50,750
Even the post-credit sequences?
350
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:53,000
-Mm.
-We brought you here
351
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:55,667
to see the result of your selfish actions.
352
00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,125
Whoa! Airshot! Dead?
353
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,792
But in the movie he lives.
354
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:03,125
Wh-What happened?
355
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:04,417
You happened!
356
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,417
You son of a swamp witch!
357
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:10,667
You showed your Comic Book Guy a spoiler
358
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,875
of Airshot using his breath
to save himself.
359
00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:15,875
The powers of evil in our dimension
360
00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:20,250
saw this and, so warned,
taped Airshot's mouth shut.
361
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,417
And killed him.
362
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,875
(whimpers) I didn't know!
363
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:26,875
I never dreamed that spoilers
really hurt people.
364
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,583
But they do.
365
00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:30,291
Spoilers kill.
366
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,291
I love you, Airshot! (sobbing)
367
00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:35,792
The virtual reality's working.
368
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:39,208
The kid has no idea
that this has all been fake.
369
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:40,917
I can't believe he didn't notice
370
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,083
that the dimensional portal
in his backyard
371
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,667
was just a garbage bag
full of glow sticks.
372
00:16:46,417 --> 00:16:48,250
Tell me we're doing the right thing.
373
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,667
Tell me this is Bart's best chance
374
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,458
to choose to be a good person.
375
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:53,750
Don't worry, Marge.
376
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:55,125
No one's ever been hurt
377
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:56,542
by a little gas-lighting.
378
00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:59,709
Remember how you always say that?
379
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,041
Remember?
380
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,125
Mm-hmm.
381
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,041
Oh, don't think of it
382
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:03,959
as gas-lighting.
383
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:04,875
Think of it as an
384
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:05,875
ultra-enhanced,
385
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,625
immersive fan experience.
386
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:11,125
All this just to keep spoilers
from leaking.
387
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:14,291
Vindicators, colon,
Crystal War, colon, Resurgence
388
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:15,709
bombing at the box office
389
00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:18,000
would have devastating consequences.
390
00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:21,083
Failing theme parks,
unsold Halloween costumes
391
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,208
rotting on the docks,
392
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,500
mass suicides by popcorn farmers.
393
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:27,583
Anything worse than a 55% hold
394
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,208
on its second weekend,
395
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:32,375
the global economy
collapses like a house of cards.
396
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:35,166
Is that what you want, little girl? Is it?
397
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:36,375
(quietly) No. No.
398
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,333
Bart clearly feels bad.
399
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,166
Can't we let him out now?
400
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,834
No. We have to be absolutely sure.
401
00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:45,667
Increasing simulation intensity.
402
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:51,625
Bring me the boy.
403
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:53,000
(warriors snarling)
404
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:56,917
Ahh!
405
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,917
Remember, kid, no spoilers!
406
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,583
Our universe depends on it!
407
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:04,500
And don't pirate movies.
That hurts everyone.
408
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:10,417
So, the boy who's seen how all this ends.
409
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,375
Tell me what you know,
410
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:14,041
so I can use it
to destroy the Vindicators.
411
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:17,166
In return, I will grant
your deepest desire:
412
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,750
actual superpowers.
413
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,959
(Bart) Muscles...
414
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:23,291
claws...
415
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:24,583
bike!
416
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,083
Real powers.
417
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,458
That's even better than spoiler powers.
418
00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:30,625
(chuckling)
419
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,375
Oh, no. Our son is going to choose evil.
420
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:35,959
Oh, no! Our son is so stupid
421
00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:37,709
he's going to fall for this!
422
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,125
It doesn't matter that's it not real.
423
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,375
Bart's soul is at stake.
424
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:43,875
Great emotion.
425
00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,917
Talk about upping the ante.
426
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,625
Tell me the spoilers, child,
427
00:18:48,709 --> 00:18:51,375
and embrace your destiny as a villain.
428
00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:52,583
Hmm.
429
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:53,917
Airshot.
430
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:55,583
All right.
431
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,500
I'll tell you
432
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,417
what you have to do to win.
433
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,583
-No!
-Uh-uh, kid.
434
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,750
Eat my shorts.
435
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,792
(grunts)
436
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,166
-No. No.
-Aah!
437
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,250
No!
438
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:18,667
Our son's a good guy! A good guy.
439
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:22,667
But he's still stupid. So stupid...
440
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:25,000
The kid turned down actual superpowers.
441
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,250
I think he'll keep his mouth shut.
442
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,166
Okay. We'll let him live.
443
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,583
-(humming triumphantly)
-For now.
444
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:34,959
(groans)
445
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,458
Oh, I'm back.
446
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,959
I just hope it's not too late.
447
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:40,583
What day is it?
448
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:43,875
Why, it's the Wednesday
before Memorial Day, it is.
449
00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:45,125
Then there's still time.
450
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,709
The movie hasn't been spoiled.
451
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:47,792
Don't worry, son.
452
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,291
Your secret I forgot is safe with me.
453
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:53,542
I saved their universe. I'm not a villain.
454
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:55,500
I'm a superhero.
455
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,500
-When can we tell him?
-Never.
456
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,417
All right. No one's gonna talk.
457
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:02,709
The movie's safe.
458
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:05,667
We'll let them live. For now.
459
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,750
(minor key
"When You Wish Upon a Star" plays)
460
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,417
I'm not a bad guy. I'm a good guy.
461
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,667
I'll never spoil anything again.
462
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,000
Mm.
463
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:30,583
I'm a changed boy. A changed boy.
464
00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:32,917
I always knew you had the stuff of heroes.
465
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,250
Just tell me, does Moby Man take his place
466
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,333
as the rightful sovereign of Fishtonia?
467
00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:41,208
Does he? Bart! Tell me!
468
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:42,875
Stop your labors, good folk.
469
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:47,125
Magnesium Man bless us, every one.
470
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:50,000
(Narrator)
And Bart was as good as his word.
471
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,959
He kept his mouth shut.
472
00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:55,250
So when everyone finally
saw the movie on opening day,
473
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,500
they were filled with joy.
474
00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,792
Then immediately got on their phones
475
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:02,542
and spoiled it for everyone else.
476
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,125
(theme music playing)
477
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:44,917
-(murmuring)
-Shh!