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辛普森家庭

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我的日子不多了

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（歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠）

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（靈魂高尚，小人物亦可成大器）

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豬油小子甜甜圈

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（２０２０眼鏡行）

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歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠

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（教師在除夕自主居家隔離）

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（整整三天未出意外）

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（庫斯提香甜玉米片，番茄菸草汁）

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（蕭邦）

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（辛普森家庭）

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（黑谷混合車，生態小戰士雜誌）

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你好，小妹妹

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若你多開口笑，看起來會更美

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什麼？你哪位？

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我是男人，所以我說的一定對

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笑口常開保證讓你更受歡迎

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認真的嗎？

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你知道這句話我會記得一輩子吧？

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就是這樣才需要心理醫生啊

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他說如果我不笑就不美了

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甜心，你很美啊

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多虧手機的應用程式

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我們可以預估未來

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（青春期魔鏡）

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（社會邊緣人）

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等等，不可能是真的

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我已經裝過牙套了

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恐怕你得再裝一次

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幫你矯正牙齒的

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其實是偽牙周病醫師

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偽牙周病醫師

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這家人總愛撿便宜

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荷馬帶我去看一個＂精神科醫師＂

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三個療程後才發現是隻戴著眼鏡的羊

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後來我就閃人了

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牙套？再戴一次？

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為何全家只有我需要戴牙套？

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別得意，小子，你也試試這應用程式

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你好啊，大帥哥

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讚嘆青春期，我們看看之後呢

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（霸子辛普森，卒於１７歲）

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好酷

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小荷荷，你看，郵差送來這個

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這是啥？我又喝醉在網路上亂買了？

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我們再接再厲

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辛普森一家好，我是預錄的亞提吉弗

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所以你們不能回嘴

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不行嗎？　　　　對，不行

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上罐頭笑聲

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感謝各位

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亞提吉弗？

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那個本來能成為我們老爸的富翁？

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你媽只跟過我一個男人

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而且她從來不後悔

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這個嘛…　　　　別插嘴，瑪姬

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好消息，我要結婚了，而你們受邀了

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好奇我為何要結婚嗎？

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我找到我的靈魂伴侶

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忌妒嗎？

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４月１２號，富翁婚禮，保證你眼紅

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雞肉或魚肉

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（廢物）或是純素

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再見

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你們還收到些什麼？

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我們收到ＤＩＹ店的廣告

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６分夾板，一大片只要２０美元

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我來也

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糟糕，我沒有車

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你該不會真的打算去吧？

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那渾球一直想拆散我們

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我感到內部出現矛盾

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若你倆光臨，我保證賓主盡歡

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香檳，魚子醬，酥炸冰雕

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永遠低估你們體重的陌生人

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（接受，拒絕）

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感謝，為表慶祝

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歡迎饒舌天王吐派克

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別遲到

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亞提兄弟要辦趴

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婚禮會超炫

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為何不讓我安息？

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這個怎麼關？

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沒人能阻止亞提秀

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何時結束由我…　　　　放了我吧

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在這裡

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願主保佑你

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（兒寶牙齒矯正診所）

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（兒寶醫生）

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現在是大家最喜歡的步驟，請漱口

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完成了，上半部的牙套

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下週再來裝下半部

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在那之後，只需要戴一輩子維持器

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它們幾乎是透明的

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我嘴巴閉不起來

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托架迫使你的嘴角往上

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過陣子就會好，至少你很開心

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我才不開心

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來一點笑氣

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你應該被吊銷執照

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再來一點

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夠了　　　　不，才不夠

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好，還我

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我還以為你叫＂兒寶＂

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那是簡稱

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在羅馬尼亞文是屠殺兒童的意思

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（告別單身派對，婚前倒數兩日）

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電梯最多可載３２人

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我們上週還運了一隻犀牛上來耶

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（自選龍蝦）

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（自選小牛肉）

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我的頭痛好嚴重

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（自選超級盃戒指）

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忌妒嗎？

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腿哥

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你真是萬中選一

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真的是瀕危物種，別從樓上跌下去

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荷馬辛普森

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那個率先搶走瑪姬的人

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對億萬富翁來說你也混得不差

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我也不是錢堆出來的

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其實，我還真的是

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假釋後，我靠賣外型像錢的柴火致富

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又名＂燒錢樂＂

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（燒錢樂）

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那超讚，上面寫＂燒錢樂＂

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看起來像在燒紙鈔

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對，本意正是如此

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不…太好笑了

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你不懂嗎？

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我當然懂，是我想出來的

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聽我說，這叫＂燒錢樂＂，但其實…

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我知道啊

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你去跟別人說吧

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兄弟，你是新聞主播

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老實跟我說

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這個婚禮到底是不是真的？

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內幕報給你知，是真的

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快報，新聞主播意圖勾搭外燴服務生

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即時回報，她知道我已婚

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稍後１１點整，沒有搞頭

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荷馬，既然是告別單身派對

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我有東西給你看

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但千萬別向老婆透露

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你是怎麼認識你老婆的？

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老套，男人一見鍾情，女人見錢眼開

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現在，閉上眼睛

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你從沒見過這麼火辣的肉體

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完全是我夢寐以求的

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暴食昏厥，他不會有事的

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（７２，１３５，８０）

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你好，閨密

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我嗎？

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麗莎，你有用蜜蠟修眉嗎？

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你看來容光煥發

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我沒有眉毛

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你看我的兩隻毛毛蟲

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這是怎麼回事？

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她的微笑讓我滿足，像昨晚飽餐一頓

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你從來不吃，又怎會這麼胖？

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美國人就是又胖又窮

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我們正因此偉大

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所以在拯救韋柏後

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夏綠蒂就像所有秋季的蜘蛛那樣

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爬向死亡

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（夏綠蒂的網）

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太棒了，麗莎

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你為這堂課做了好正面的結尾

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正面？正面？

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夏綠蒂在世上最悲傷的地方孤獨死去

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一個空曠的遊樂場

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你的微笑讓孤單死去變得有趣

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相信我，那是我未來的命運

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所以只要微笑，嘴裡吐出來什麼都行

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從鼻子也行

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我不需要這些了

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（樂復得）

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這很適合加在威利的燉菜裡

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人類真的有這麼膚淺嗎？

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麗莎，麗莎，麗莎

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我有膚淺到以此為樂嗎？

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我有

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我好開心，想要高聲唱

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你好，世界

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戴著牙套高歌好痛

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自己選

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那些是什麼藥？　　　　不知道

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標籤寫的是西班牙文

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你好，美人　　　　你好，霸子

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麗莎？好噁心

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我不知道是你

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是因為微笑

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完全改變大家對我的看法

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我想讓你知道，我永遠會覺得你噁心

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感謝主

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我正在懷疑這是否算是歧視女性

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然後我找到這個

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（學生勿看，請勿丟棄）

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（請放在圖書館書架底層）

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（女性驚豔工作場所指南）

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自從避孕藥問世，單身女性充斥職場

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你的咖啡，吉姆

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螞蟻人甜度，像你喜歡的那樣

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記得提醒我申請離婚

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但有些女性無法＂融入＂

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我真的不懂，吉姆

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我準備了超強講稿，結果反應超冷淡

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你沒有準備好一樣東西，就是你的臉

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但我已塗了整臉的化妝品

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讓我對你上下其手，點出問題

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不用問，儘管來

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你的臉上有個祕密武器

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現在你肯定可以獲得升遷

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真的嗎？

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假的

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知道我為何看這個不爽嗎？

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因為你看什麼都不爽？

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因為這代表那糟老頭是對的

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因為我微笑，所以我變得大受歡迎

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我就說吧

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竟然沒有滿地都是亞提的肖像

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或許他成熟了

224
00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,909
（當我就是爽）

225
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:04,789
來到這裡替我人生的一章劃下句點

226
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:06,332
那就祝福彼此吧

227
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:09,585
好奇怪

228
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,546
女方座位那邊空空如也

229
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:18,177
請問一下

230
00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:20,304
我們需要有人牽新娘走紅毯

231
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,263
你願意嗎？

232
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,641
先告訴我一件事，紅毯有多長？

233
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,142
大約２０呎

234
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,477
好吧，我來

235
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,229
但我要雙份蛋糕

236
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,984
孩子長得好快

237
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,070
我知道這天遲早會來

238
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,073
你永遠都是我的小公主

239
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,910
若他傷害我的小寶貝，我就殺了他

240
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,829
你夠了喔

241
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:49,250
各位親友，很高興能通知大家

242
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,669
新郎和新娘自己寫下誓言

243
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:56,507
照劇本走，菜鳥

244
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:03,305
我的老天，這太奇怪了

245
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,808
亞提，你是最棒的愛人

246
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:08,728
我們上床時，真的太棒了

247
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,438
我受不了了

248
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,148
我們閃人吧　　　　好

249
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,899
這太恐怖了

250
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,359
就連犀牛也閃了

251
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,864
現在可以吻新娘了

252
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,829
這是我們婚禮的示意圖

253
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,456
你看起來好開心

254
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,082
這是我們蜜月的示意圖

255
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,585
兩天在俄亥俄州，兩天在密西根州

256
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:37,339
然後北上安大略，換個國際風味

257
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:39,884
我才不開心

258
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,845
我畫了一張你在密西根說這句話的圖

259
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,805
這個微笑太假了

260
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,390
根本沒什麼好開心的事

261
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,310
這個世界一團糟，這學校也是

262
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,188
我是說，好好丟垃圾有多難？

263
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,191
開心女孩把東西丟到洞裡

264
00:12:55,274 --> 00:13:00,029
（回收）

265
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,405
等等

266
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:06,327
我能用新魔力來改變世界，督促向善

267
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,039
（堆肥，回收）

268
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,542
（春田禪園）

269
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:14,794
（石棉）

270
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:15,878
（蘆筍）

271
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,801
不容置疑

272
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,886
同意，同意…

273
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,805
我能做到

274
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,515
快點

275
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,684
（麗莎競選學生會會長）

276
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,686
（投麗莎就能踢我）

277
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,147
（忠誠，品格，獎學金，甜美笑容）

278
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,524
你學我

279
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,901
麗莎沒受歡迎前我就挺她了

280
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,569
你從來不喜歡麗莎

281
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,530
什麼？你肯定記得

282
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,156
我最著名就是那件事

283
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,157
才怪

284
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,159
你最著名的是一揍就哭

285
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,327
證明給我看

286
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:51,539
（麗莎競選學生會會長）

287
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,332
你讓我一點成就感都沒有

288
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,668
民調出爐，你的選情很好

289
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,044
你籠絡了主要族群

290
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,504
討厭米爾豪斯的女孩

291
00:13:58,587 --> 00:13:59,839
玩盪鞦韆的也愛你

292
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,632
玩翹翹板的則很難說

293
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,342
那溜滑梯上的呢？

294
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,635
他們不上不下

295
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,178
但玩單槓的還在順槓爬

296
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,263
目前的調查是如此

297
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:11,183
就像所有僅剩一週的選情，這次穩贏

298
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,518
別這麼篤定

299
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,395
我的對手很頑強，都比亞史巴克勒

300
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,063
老子要參選

301
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,691
你看他的負面廣告

302
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,694
麗莎辛普森說寫字要用手

303
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:23,988
算數要用筆

304
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:25,865
知道我怎麼說嗎？

305
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:31,370
別擔心，你只要繼續微笑

306
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:35,040
我明天跟矯正牙醫有約，要去微調

307
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,501
囊中之物，會長大人

308
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,295
別這麼篤定

309
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,381
我為你的就職典禮畫了示意圖

310
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,342
我看起來超容光煥發的

311
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,802
（兒寶牙齒矯正診所）

312
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,140
好了，孩子

313
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,725
你的下牙套裝好了

314
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,978
我的微笑怎麼了？

315
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,772
不，這糟糕極了

316
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,566
我的表情反映了我的感覺

317
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,776
半年後，你會有完美的牙齒

318
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,194
半年？

319
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:05,946
我現在就得賣笑

320
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,740
不，我能用意志力克服

321
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,454
勞夫誤把維持器丟進垃圾桶了

322
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,080
我們能怎麼補救？

323
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,999
重做一副要五百美元

324
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,085
這次祕密任務是什麼，警長？

325
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:23,047
姑且說我們在搜尋維持器

326
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:26,508
（警方）

327
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:30,179
（垃圾島位於正前方）

328
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:33,557
我瞧瞧，我要帶這些

329
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:35,976
住手

330
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:39,229
別這樣，瑪姬，小冰箱是免費的

331
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,149
知道瑞士三角巧克力市價要多少嗎？

332
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,234
荷馬，住手

333
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,904
我無法不去想那個可憐的女人

334
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:50,324
亞提娶她只因為她長得像我

335
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,951
我是說真的神似

336
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,161
你說得對，我們得去告訴她這點

337
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:58,165
但首先，我想對這張床做點壞事

338
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,591
你確定我們可以來這裡？

339
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,510
現在基本上算是他的蜜月

340
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,262
啊…

341
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:15,891
亞提？

342
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,477
我正處於人生的谷底

343
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:19,979
但進來吧

344
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:26,652
身為女性，我想告訴你老婆實情

345
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,153
好啊，有何不可？

346
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:29,780
對著她的臉說

347
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:33,325
現在你知道我的祕密了

348
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:37,454
我耗費數年神複製我心中的唯一伴侶

349
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,539
那就是你，瑪姬

350
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,210
但她們全都有某部分的瑕疵

351
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,963
這個很殘暴

352
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,673
這個一直想殺我

353
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,633
這個的頭是烤麵包機

354
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,219
而且入口太小不能烤貝果

355
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,431
你為何要娶機器人？

356
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,890
我沒有

357
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,642
那是我的最後一招

358
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,811
我以為你看到我倆這麼匹配

359
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,480
會明瞭我倆該是天生一對

360
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:07,693
我就是詩人口中的＂愛情的傻子＂

361
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,861
亞提

362
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,487
是？　　　　你不傻

363
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:11,530
你很聰明

364
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:15,242
你這瘋狂的計畫其實也有絕妙之處

365
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:18,787
試想若你把天才用在正途

366
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:25,794
只有你能在腐朽的我身上看出神奇

367
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,047
我會成為一個更好的人

368
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,173
好極了

369
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:32,259
然後你就會愛我嗎？

370
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:33,594
不會

371
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,929
那我就放棄吧

372
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,431
要嗎？

373
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:40,976
真討厭

374
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,269
（亞提吉弗孤兒院）

375
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:47,149
亞提，你和藍色瑪姬兵團獻身公益

376
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,317
接下來有什麼計畫？

377
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,069
我要娶其中一人為妻

378
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,447
我沒幫你們做翅膀啊

379
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,032
生命自會找到出路

380
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,618
（學生會今日辯論，輸者留校察看）

381
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,703
大家請安靜

382
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,873
越快完成辯論，老師就能去吃冰淇淋

383
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,458
遜

384
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,752
別給西蒙吃，他會脹氣

385
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,629
我知道

386
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:13,967
我們請來特別主持人，瑪莉貝利州長

387
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,387
首位候選人是都比亞史巴克勒

388
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,890
都比亞，都比亞

389
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,350
那是你兄弟

390
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,352
他喜歡被稱為＂他們＂

391
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,396
因為他在我肚子裡吞掉了雙胞胎手足

392
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,525
另一位候選人因病，使用視訊連線

393
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,901
麗莎辛普森

394
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,320
麗莎，抱歉，請問你有何政見？

395
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:38,408
我對學校有大計畫，高瞻遠矚的計畫

396
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,993
我能做出成果

397
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,372
我的對手甚至拚不出＂成果＂這個詞

398
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,748
我當然可以

399
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,376
Ｒ－Ｅ，Ｓ型曲線，凹型字母

400
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,254
長型字母，加號，Ｓ型曲線

401
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:51,255
＂Ｒｅｓｕｌｔｓ＂

402
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,006
成果不是那樣拚的

403
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,592
麗莎聽起來根本沒病

404
00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,847
你說你以前做過

405
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,141
那是我的男性自尊在回答

406
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:11,650
麗莎在用笑臉應用程式

407
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:19,116
好吧，我試著愚弄大家，我錯了

408
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,285
這真是萬惡不赦

409
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,245
你來學校政見辯論幹嘛？

410
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:26,081
我的私生子是在校生

411
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,917
好羞愧

412
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,878
我的政見還是很棒

413
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,505
我只聽到有人在碎碎唸

414
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:38,635
都比亞…

415
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,180
不是吧

416
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:45,976
我不想相信我受歡迎全是因為蠢微笑

417
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:48,228
但還真的是

418
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,522
你還是孩子，而且世界在改變

419
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,525
在未來，人們不會以外貌論斷女人

420
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,776
而是以內涵

421
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,906
或許吧，但是未來好遙遠

422
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:01,283
我就說吧，你該多笑點

423
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,036
未來從現在開始

424
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,918
我要敬酒

425
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,794
我終於讓你們盡善盡美

426
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,422
外貌和瑪姬相同，而且永遠不會離開

427
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:19,551
現在，哪位幸運女孩想與亞提同樂？

428
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:24,264
我在省電模式

429
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,515
隨你

430
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,808
你們兩個呢？

431
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,227
省電模式

432
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,437
電量僅剩百分之一

433
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,398
我就是不喜歡你

434
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,527
我就當那是飛吻了

435
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:56,880
（畢業舞會）

436
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,382
（立刻開始省電）

437
00:20:58,465 --> 00:20:59,591
（我的交通工具是彈跳棒）

438
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:00,884
（支持廢核）

439
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:08,600
（蠢人才需微笑，麗莎辛普森著）

440
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:13,480
（麗莎辛普森號下水典禮）

441
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:18,235
（生態小戰士雜誌停刊）

442
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,075
謝謝觀賞

443
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,455
翻譯：ＳＤＩ　Ｍｅｄｉａ