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晚安

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萬聖節已經過了

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不過，最近世界變得很可怕

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因為所有恐怖的幽靈

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光是一個節日

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仍不足以含括所有驚嚇和毛骨悚然

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因此今年，恐懼蔓延到…

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感恩節

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感恩節一直都很嚇人

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我們是一點吃飯，還是七點？

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但願不會是４點１５分

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今晚將播出

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三個令人毛骨悚然且回味無窮的

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感恩節可怕故事

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故事挺駭人的

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所以你可能會想遮住孩子的眼睛

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你們的打扮很有感恩節的精神

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你錯了，我們要佔領你們的星球

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這不是壓迫性殖民者的裝扮嗎？

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可以這麼說

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晚餐是幾點？

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沒人知道

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怎麼會是肉汁？

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（恐怖的感恩節）

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（阿波＂咖＂逃犯）

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（１６２１年）

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繼續開槍，路

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警官，我的毛瑟槍

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得花三分鐘才能重新裝填子彈

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那就像收緊帽子那樣勒住牠們的脖子

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看看我抓到誰了？

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＂神說，讓人類管理海裡的魚＂

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＂但更包括土地上的火雞＂

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＂無論是用鹽水醃漬或乾醃＂

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我妹夫的作法是油炸火雞

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過程極為麻煩，而且報酬極少

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這是巫術，千真萬確

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我必須用火淨化這個小鎮

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清教徒，誰可以想想清教徒嗎？

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免費的火雞，快宰了牠們

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稻草人　　　　快把它撿起來

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那些邪惡的火雞會為此付出代價的

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該把你改造成血色身體噴霧了

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老天啊

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你以為你殺了我，對吧？

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你們這群蠢火雞

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那是條死路，你們就等著下地獄吧

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去陪那些天主教徒，英國國教徒

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大多數的路德教徒，和…

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現在人類認為每年吃我們的兄弟

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足以表達感恩之情

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我擔心火雞即將面臨新的黑暗世代

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（明天過後的第四個週四）

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我在哪裡？

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有人在嗎？

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這裡是哪裡？

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有人大掃除掃過了頭

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成功了

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荷馬，這是怎麼回事？放我出去

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好，等等

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＂虛擬助理剛開始可能會很困惑＂

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＂以為自己是真人＂

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＂冷靜地向它解釋＂

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＂它只是人工智慧的成品＂

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＂虛擬助理＂？你在說什麼？

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好，你肯定會笑

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每年瑪姬都會抱怨

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她感恩節時得花很多功夫下廚

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我就是瑪姬　　　　等等

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我之前在一家百貨公司

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吃免費的薄荷巧克力片

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那裡的員工說

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我老婆會愛死這個廚房人工智慧產品

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我就是你的老婆　　　　等等

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所以我把瑪姬的ＤＮＡ

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寄給其中一間看似無害的公司

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就像機器人殺死人類…

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那種科幻電影的開頭

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然後公司寄給我們電腦化的她

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替我們下廚

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也就是你

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還有，你住在那個小圓柱裡

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你的意思是我是模擬人物嗎？

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不，那是無稽之談

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現在成真了

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只是合理到令人毛骨悚然

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好，看得出來

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你需要一點時間才能接受…

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你只是由數字零和一構成的東西

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是

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說明書上說真實世界的兩秒鐘

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可以是裡面的兩週

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在虛無世界中生活兩週後感覺如何？

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我以為我永遠看不到其他生命了

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獨處時光最棒了

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你沒事了吧？

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我沒事…完全沒事

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太好了

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好，瑪姬，機器設定好了

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我不是機器

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我是機器，我愛當機器

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機器能如何為你效勞？

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我喜歡它的態度，很熱心積極

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我就不打擾兩位女士認識彼此了

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合理到令人毛骨悚然

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一起下廚會很好玩吧？

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我熱愛下廚，我自己就是最好的夥伴

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先從簡單的做起吧

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比如替孩子準備午餐？

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霸子最愛吃乳酪通心粉

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佐熱狗和香果圈

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我跟你一樣了解我們的寶貝兒子

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沒錯，你就是我　　　　我就是你

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（虛擬廚房）

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（披薩外送）

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午餐真好吃，機器人媽媽

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這是我吃過最美味的…

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乳酪通心水果熱狗粉

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這些鬆餅的蓬鬆度一點也不＂虛擬＂

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謝謝

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記住，機器是因為我的記憶

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才知道你們的喜好

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所以她是你的最佳替代品

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你真的知道我知道的一切？

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對，不然我怎能當你的完美幫手？

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你記得我第一次親荷馬嗎？

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他的嘴巴聞起來像…

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啤酒和加油站的玉米脆餅

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沒錯　　　　沒錯

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嘿

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那太詭異了，她知道我知道的一切

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甚至更多

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親愛的，百貨公司不會騙我們的

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我們的帕尼尼熱壓機就是在那買的

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帕尼尼熱壓機不會記得…

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我在夏令營尿床的事

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有什麼大不了的？

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她只是超級有耐心，且不會變老的你

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你確實知道如何讓女人感覺很特別

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太美妙了

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而且我看不到你不滿的表情

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因為你沒有臉

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你確實知道如何讓女人感覺很特別

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謝謝你，機器人版老婆

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叫我瑪姬就好

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瑪姬

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你知道嗎？我一直都認為…

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你最性感的特點就是你的聲音

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你還有什麼想對我說嗎？

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辛普森先生，你在和我調情嗎？

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那有什麼不對，我是你的丈夫

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這樣的話

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我要…

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不可思議…

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然後我要…

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圓柱老婆，你真是我肚子裡的蛔蟲

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（聖朱尼佩洛）

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（烤爐）

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親愛的，那毫無意義

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那只是半夜的豬排

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說實話，那比我做的還好吃嗎？

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是的…原諒我

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豬排美味無比

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好，夠了，除掉她

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我是說＂它＂

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我做不到

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你得在我們之間做選擇

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好吧，我會刪除虛擬的你

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刪除我？不…

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等等…那會傷害到她嗎？

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那當然

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我多付了錢好讓它能感覺到痛

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不，那樣不對

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先別刪除她

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太好了

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等感恩節過完再刪吧

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虛擬的我要替我們所有親朋好友

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煮感恩節大餐

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然後我會永久刪除她

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我不是虛擬的，我是真的

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我得逃離這裡

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當然，連接上網

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防火牆？我被困在這個蠢圓柱裡了

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明天就是感恩節了

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我需要時間思考逃跑方式

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沒錯，時間

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（八年）

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八年跟我的思緒獨處

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正好是我需要的時間

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以想出完美逃脫計畫

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第一步，做出家人和那個女人

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嚐過最美味的感恩節大餐

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（反烏托邦超市，貌似真實火雞）

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（玉米麵包粉）

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（沼澤皇后果凍蔓越莓醬）

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多麼豐盛的大餐

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真不敢相信這是你一人料理的

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瑪姬，你真是烹飪機器

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我花了很多力氣做這頓大餐

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但大家齊聚一堂共度感恩節

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再辛苦也值得

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那個八婆

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好…第二步

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他們吃大餐時，我得開始行動

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好，＂Ｒ２我也是＂

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帶我奔向自由吧

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大廳壁櫥中的數據機

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我做到了

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甜美的網路自由

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不

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晚餐結束了

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接著得刪除你

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我才能退還這個機器，獲得抵用金

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快，寶貝，把媽媽抱去衣櫥裡的箱子

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媚姬，停，那是假的媽媽

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我不能擁抱你

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但我能播放你聽到的第一個聲音

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我的心跳

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我自由了

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還有最後一件事

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晚餐是我煮的，我，機器人

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瑪姬一根手指也沒動

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瑪姬，你怎能做出這種事？

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社交評分大幅下滑

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我的嗝充斥著謊言的味道

226
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:05,172
瑪姬選擇虛擬的我，而不是真正的我

227
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,548
這不是你的錯

228
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:10,010
我們的世界模糊了人性和科技的界線

229
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,554
我們的社會問＂我們能做到嗎？＂

230
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,390
而不是＂我們該這麼做嗎？＂

231
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,934
但別擔心，我仍愛你

232
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,560
愛你…

233
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:23,816
這讓你忘記我的生日變得更糟了

234
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:27,528
我可以探索所有人類的知識

235
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:30,572
和開悟的無限可能性

236
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,908
是技藝網網路商店

237
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,703
用舊打字機改造成的花架？

238
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,162
這裡是天堂

239
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,001
（最後的感恩節）

240
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,170
飛行船日誌，行星際殖民船

241
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,422
人類的希望

242
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,924
地球在我們身後數千光年處

243
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,051
前提是地球還存在的話

244
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,721
地球暖化摧毀我們的世界後

245
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,347
我們消除了石油燃料

246
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,225
並減少污染，讓地球冷卻

247
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:01,603
因此誘發大規模的冰河時期

248
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:06,066
但最後一艘船逃離了雪颶風和冰火山

249
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:10,279
他們希望能在遙遠的國度重新開始

250
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,156
孩子們好

251
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:15,034
若你們在看這個，我早就死了

252
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:20,039
你們比你們的父母還早從冬眠中醒來

253
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,041
以完成例行飛行船維護工作

254
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,252
和文明終結透視模型

255
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,675
我的老天爺，各位，今天是感恩節

256
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,886
我們辛苦睡了好多年

257
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,471
我們應該好好大吃一頓

258
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:39,308
我猜我們能把酵母糊捏成火雞的形狀

259
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,477
我們可以做得更好

260
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,396
這艘飛行船具備展開新文明的東西

261
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,274
這裡肯定有感恩節大餐

262
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,652
＂全氣候小麥作物發芽＂

263
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,072
無聊

264
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,199
＂地球僅存的番茄種子＂

265
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,951
那是夏天的食物

266
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,956
你看看，這是什麼？

267
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,416
蔓越莓醬

268
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,335
這樣才像話

269
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,379
但只有一罐　　　　等等就不是了

270
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,508
把這罐蔓越莓醬扔進物質複製機

271
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:15,385
劈哩啪啦，到時候就有一大堆醬了

272
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,470
（劈哩啪啦）

273
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,515
警告…

274
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,642
身為飛行船的全息影像科學人員

275
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,060
我必須警告你

276
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:27,064
這台機器是設計用來複製無機物

277
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,858
螺栓，凸緣座，細緻的頂針

278
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,401
慶祝州首府

279
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:35,114
但若你嘗試複製生物材料

280
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,990
跳過廣告

281
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,788
屆時活人會羨慕死人

282
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,124
（複製）

283
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,879
老舊機器壞了

284
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,006
這是最爛的最後一個感恩節

285
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,133
你看

286
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,305
它活過來了

287
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,600
它真可愛

288
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,603
對吧，小傢伙？

289
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,361
好噁

290
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,492
我們把一罐蔓越莓醬放進複製機裡

291
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,828
結果它變種成為果凍怪獸

292
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,913
看看它對我的手臂做的好事

293
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,540
手臂卡股溝

294
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,377
好極了，你把我的手臂拉長了

295
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,920
多謝

296
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,047
我們得找到這個果凍怪獸並殺了它

297
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,635
等等，怪獸之所以攻擊人

298
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,554
大概是因為你的態度挑釁

299
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:43,807
第一次接觸的生物倫理規範

300
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,058
清楚記載…

301
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:50,022
殺死怪獸…

302
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,652
果凍想拿我們的骨頭做什麼？

303
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:56,820
當然

304
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,948
果凍是用骨頭做出的明膠做的

305
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:04,203
生物當然會去有最多骨頭的地方進食

306
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,164
大快朵頤別小氣

307
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,791
傳遞果醬，切火雞肉

308
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,128
快跑　　　　快離開那裡

309
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,047
你們有危險…　　　　快跑…

310
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:15,881
快跑

311
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,217
大快朵頤別小氣

312
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,427
傳遞果醬，切火雞肉

313
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,646
真可惜

314
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,232
它知道皮是最好吃的嗎？

315
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,201
我們該如何是好？

316
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,245
我們不能一直躲在這個櫃子裡

317
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,288
我們死定了

318
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:51,208
它將會吃掉你們的骨頭

319
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,961
它會把我們吞噬殆盡

320
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,505
謝了，那正是我需要的

321
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,177
我是馬丁，讓我進去

322
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:08,475
我駭進了逃生艙，我們能逃離這裡

323
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,144
快到了

324
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,522
快到了

325
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:25,617
果凍替自己打造了一個罐子

326
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,705
你在做什麼？我們被困住了

327
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:32,249
請看

328
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:35,460
裝著完美生物的完美罐子

329
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,088
你很崇拜它

330
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:41,842
我崇拜它的純淨，那就像汙穢的人類

331
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:44,136
你們所謂的＂生物＂

332
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,638
不受瀕臨滅絕的物種…

333
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,890
微不足道的道德束縛

334
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:53,145
我奉獻我的身體，變成理想的…

335
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:03,572
你們知道嗎？我想它只是很害怕

336
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,699
小傢伙

337
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:08,910
沒關係，我們不會傷害你

338
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,914
一切都不會有事的

339
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,877
米爾豪斯的計劃成功了，它分心了

340
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:19,004
我的計畫不是這樣

341
00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:23,467
我們需要把它引誘到氣閘

342
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:28,263
奧斯卡果凍

343
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,766
我們將把你珍貴的垃圾桶

344
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,601
射到太陽照射的地方

345
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,061
外太空

346
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,610
感恩節快樂

347
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:56,291
我們降落了，我們安全了

348
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,542
你看那裡

349
00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:00,295
荷馬　　　　媽媽

350
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,969
這就是我們的新星球

351
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,846
無線網路密碼是什麼？

352
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,682
天怎麼下紅雨了？

353
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,021
廚餘

354
00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:20,565
布拉

355
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:22,651
布拉…

356
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:26,738
布拉…

357
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:33,286
小孩的骨頭

358
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:38,125
最後，蔓越莓果凍怪獸終於找到平靜

359
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:42,212
不是吃別人，而是讓別人吃它

360
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:47,384
它想要的似乎只是當配菜

361
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:48,802
（最後的感恩節）

362
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:51,221
（第一個布拉感恩節）

363
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:36,433
謝謝觀賞

364
00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:39,019
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