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辛普森家庭

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謝謝照顧

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過夜玩得怎麼樣？

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他們都喝了五小時能量飲料

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和一罐能多益榛果可可醬

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看了一整晚的俄羅斯行車紀錄器影片

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（外語）

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聽著，瑪姬

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每年我和寇克…

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都會在哥斯大黎加租一棟豪華別墅

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我們還會邀請幾個家庭一起同樂

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你可能聽說過了？

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我一直很想被邀請，現在就要實現了

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淡定一點，瑪姬，別太興奮

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我想想

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哥斯大黎加

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沒有…

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抱歉，我是第一次聽說

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我們想問你們家有沒有興趣參加？

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哪時候要給你答覆？

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越快越好

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哥斯大黎加

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哥斯大黎加

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該去攔…

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哥斯大黎加

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哥斯大黎加!

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哥斯大黎加

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家庭會議，現在集合

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範豪登一家邀請我們…

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參加他們的豪華多家庭旅行

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去哥斯大黎加

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我們會住在沙灘上的豪華別墅

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鄰近原始雨林

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擁有地球上百分之五的物種

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生物多樣性

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那裡的孩子隨身帶開山刀正常到不行

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快點合法化

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你可以咬這本指南書了

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我常夢想我們家變成那種…

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其他家庭願意一同出遊的家庭

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哥斯大黎加　　　　哥斯大黎加

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哥斯大黎加　　　　機場美食街

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哥斯大黎加　　　　機場美食街

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（哥斯大黎加樹蛙）

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這個鼓膜太驚人了

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這趟旅行要花多少錢？

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我知道很貴，但我們老是在擔心錢

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因為我們沒那麼多錢

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有抵押貸款，反向房屋抵押貸款

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我覺得有房的其實是車

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生活就是要多方體驗

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你看這張希伯特家去年旅行的照片

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你在看看我的

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真的

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天哪

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我想要一張我們在瀑布旁的合照

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因為想去這趟旅行的關係

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我才讓霸子和米爾豪斯繼續來往

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現在我全部懂了

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我知道壓力很大

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但連寇克和露安都負擔得起了

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對，他沒賺那麼多錢

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他的工作是移走＂上空女傭＂的車

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這樣才不會被開單

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我們就瘋狂一次，希望一切會沒事

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知道嗎？你說得對

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我不想再做婚姻中負責的人了

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我們享受生活吧

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記得，只要擁有彼此

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我們永遠不會變窮

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不，會變窮的

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不如在家拼一張…

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哥斯大黎加的拼圖怎麼樣？

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這趟旅行聽起來很貴

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什麼？不貴啦　　　　才沒有

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大人的事給大人操心就好了

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未來的財務全在你爸媽的掌控之下

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免費卷，富人更富

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（行李領取處，Ｂ２４登機門）

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多家庭旅行，看看有哪些人

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當然有範豪登一家

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希伯特一家，查莫斯和他女兒

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不敢相信我爸竟要把我們拆散一星期

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親愛的，飛機要坐很久

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你要不要省一點手機的電量？

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你只在乎電量

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你從來沒有戀愛過

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我和你媽有過一段…

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算了

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這裡每個人我都能接受共度漫長時間

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我沒時間脫毛，就在飛機上解決吧

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她怎麼會在這裡？

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本來老路和他姊妹要一起去

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但他被招牌砸到，她的風鈴店被燒了

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所以我提議找佩蒂

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你故意瞞著我，現在想退出也太晚了

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對　　　　別想否認

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帕蒂的新戀情必須開花結果

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因為交友應用程式不會再接受她了

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我只希望你對她們友善一點

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這是我丈夫荷馬

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恭敬地向你問聲好，女士

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荷馬辛普森

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我聽過很多關於你的事

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你當然聽過了

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但我要解釋一下

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在私人旋轉木馬上小便不算隨地小便

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（多家庭度假航空公司）

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誰想來杯雞尾酒？

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新來的請注意，你們可能會覺得很純

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這真是裝在杯子裡的純活

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什麼是＂純活＂？

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就是純粹生活，算是這裡的生活態度

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非常悠哉

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比你想像的悠哉，還要悠哉百萬倍

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小荷荷，這真是新體驗

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只要水果加上美酒

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美妙的假期就誕生了

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你可以試試看

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我不曉得這件事

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沒錯

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羅德里戈…朋友，用這張卡結帳

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這時候還談分帳就太不純活了

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我會預付這趟旅行的所有費用

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食物，別墅租金，雲霧叢林謀殺之謎

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我全記在這上面

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我們到最後再結算

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冒煙布蘭丁今晚上演標準的沙包技術

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這時疲勞感就會出現了，吉姆

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扔出第四個沙包時，肌肉都要尖叫了

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讚耶　　　　太棒了

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你也在追職業玉米洞巡迴賽？

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當然了

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我以前會在我爸的農場上玩

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整天都在丟，燙得像手槍也照玩不誤

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真的很燙

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你講話向來都這麼有南方色彩嗎？

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負鼠媽媽會錯過星期天的禮拜嗎？

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我猜牠會

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荷馬，把手機收起來

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艾芙琳，別這樣

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艾芙琳，你不想跟我們一起去逛街？

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現在是假期，甜心熊

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我們應該像一隻丟失的人字拖一樣
躺在沙灘上

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但在沙灘上除了喝酒沒別的事情好做

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這樣吧

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不如你們兩個去逛逛

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我陪你的南部小妞去海邊

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你聽聽，真是漂亮的解決方案

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我想這樣就皆大歡喜了

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各位，今晚的晚餐非常棒

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竿釣鬼頭刀

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當地的漁民都是子承父業

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所以你們能嘗到家族傳承的精神

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天哪

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怎麼了？大家好

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我們在海邊碰到這群超棒的猴子

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我們說只要牠們夠搞笑就能在這過夜

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你都沒說你妹夫這麼有趣

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你們應該會很開心

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妳老公和妳女朋友是朋友！

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你跟誰在一起，金寶？

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那是史黛西嗎？

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我的天哪

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金寶背著我偷吃

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化妝組，自拍棒

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天哪，自拍棒充電器去哪了？

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親愛的，放輕鬆

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瀑布照片一定會拍得不錯

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不錯？

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如果只是＂不錯＂，我們就離婚吧

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好…這話過頭了

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但這是一生難得的旅行

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也是我們拍下完美時刻的唯一機會

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我懂了，你在氣…

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我超讚的猴子派對的事

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但你想讓我對帕蒂的女友好點

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猜怎麼著，她很酷

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正是你想要的，又一個酒友

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答應我接下來的旅程你會規矩一點

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好…我會離她遠遠的

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或套她的話

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比胖小子離一群奶奶還要遠

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快跑，胖小子，跑

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你為何這麼慌？

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你不是應該在叢林裡親緊鉤嗎？

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這趟旅行很貴，爸媽根本不在乎

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所以我要練習在車上睡覺

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為了以後沒房子就要睡車上了

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米爾豪斯的爸爸把欠款全記在帳本上

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我們就去弄帳本來，給爸媽看欠多少

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沒錯，那樣會讓他們…

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從財務錯亂中清醒過來

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準備好搞點小破壞，闖進去了嗎？

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闖進大人的臥室嗎？

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真是大膽

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好，等大家去爬山的時候再動手

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但要怎麼甩掉米爾豪斯？

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不用擔心

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米爾豪斯已經去纏希伯特的小孩了

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他的＂度假夥伴＂

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ＪＪ，你還喜歡玩樂高嗎？

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不喜歡　　　　我也不喜歡

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樂高爛透了

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ＪＪ，我們今晚表演給大人看吧？

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親愛的，有哥斯大黎加之花尋寶遊戲

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不曉得我們一起能找到多少個？

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快編辮子，爸

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我要變得超辣才能贏回金寶的心

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甜心，你有很多情緒都是第一次經歷

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這樣不是壞事，但…

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他會迷失在女色中都是因為你

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ＪＪ

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我朋友有次弄了暫時紋身

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但騙他爸是真的

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好了，我們去偷帳本吧

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那是什麼？

218
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,602
用佩蒂的內衣鋼圈

219
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,853
還有爸爸浴袍腰帶做的爪鉤

220
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,063
搆的到嗎？

221
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:43,244
進到其他大人的臥室感覺好奇怪

222
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,662
（最強肌肉，猛獸臀肌）

223
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:45,955
我的天哪

224
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,581
他根本不健身的

225
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:51,419
我不想知道這家人的事了

226
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,920
太遲了

227
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,880
（超強藥效唇皰疹軟膏）

228
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,300
好，喝口水休息一下

229
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,052
我可以喝溪水

230
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,804
畢竟這麼多年下來

231
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:06,058
我的腸胃已經適應當地細菌了

232
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,398
天哪，我的肚子裡有東西在動

233
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,608
讓開…

234
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,236
我說讓開

235
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:19,238
天哪…無法適應

236
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:21,449
完全無法適應

237
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,284
荷馬

238
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,660
想來一口嗎？

239
00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:26,245
艾芙琳

240
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,664
我們都喜歡在白天偷喝酒

241
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:32,460
但我答應瑪姬接下來都要玩得不開心

242
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:35,421
你說的我都懂

243
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:44,680
你找到帳本了？

244
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,558
沒有，但你看看這個

245
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:53,522
這是當地已滅絕的第奎斯人做的石球

246
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,149
沒人知道它們的用處

247
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,359
但就是價值連城

248
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,488
米爾豪斯沒用的老爸打算拿來幹嘛？

249
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,119
對不起，小肚肚

250
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,789
爸爸喝了噁心的水水

251
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,710
咕嚕聲要來了…

252
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,587
來了

253
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,425
如果拍出好照片

254
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:25,346
這趟多家庭旅行就值得了

255
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,934
你控制欲爆表的樣子真可愛

256
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,269
你喝酒了

257
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,314
或許艾芙琳在我的水裡…

258
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,274
加了一點南方的料

259
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:40,110
那個女人，她帶出你最糟糕的一面

260
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,779
你看

261
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:44,573
天哪，太完美了

262
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,659
你看起來很棒，我看起來更棒

263
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,619
快發貼文…

264
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,204
荷馬

265
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,288
兄弟

266
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:54,041
看我表演沙凡那雪貂翻滾

267
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,334
來了

268
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,004
不要

269
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:02,007
快回來，相機魚

270
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:16,522
我只是想要朋友們羨慕我

271
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,190
滿意了吧？

272
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:23,237
現在那個禿頭大猩猩
把我女朋友拖到他那可悲的境地

273
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,576
派翠莎梅雷佛森布威葉

274
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:32,746
我受夠你老是批評我丈夫了

275
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,331
是艾芙琳把荷馬灌醉

276
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,625
艾芙琳毀了我的夢想照片

277
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,335
她才是不良影響

278
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,087
胡說八道

279
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:45,593
她也許是南方人，也許是女人
但你是在跟荷馬約會

280
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,139
糟糕

281
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,476
媽，你看我在範豪登的房間找到什麼

282
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,355
他們在走私古物回國販售

283
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,442
所以他們才有錢來旅遊

284
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,985
但我們沒那麼多錢

285
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,987
我們可能要住在車上了

286
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:08,991
但車子座椅黏黏的，雖然是布製的

287
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:13,495
好噁心，太噁心了

288
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,041
這是鹽罐和胡椒罐

289
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:22,630
這本是旅行結束時要送你們的紀念品

290
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:24,632
驚喜都被破壞了

291
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,635
不純活

292
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,970
太不純活了

293
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,515
我和史黛西已經分了

294
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,435
桑娜查莫斯，你願意嫁給我嗎？

295
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,728
天哪

296
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,229
金寶求婚了

297
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,650
我們要結婚了

298
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,991
你們這麼早就要開溜了？

299
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:54,703
不一起去溜滑索，再搞些破壞嗎？

300
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:55,996
我同意…

301
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,625
我老婆的意見，我們離開比較好

302
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,586
我把帳單給你，我們把錢算清楚

303
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,797
早退也不會打折的

304
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:09,301
我雖然崇尚純粹的生活，但也不傻

305
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,680
麗莎說得對

306
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,807
我們真的付不起這趟旅行的錢

307
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,563
真是一筆鉅款

308
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,785
佩蒂還好嗎？我一直沒看到她

309
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,871
我不知道發生什麼事

310
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:40,916
天哪

311
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,628
媽，我知道你很愧疚，但她就是荷馬

312
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:54,221
花了這麼多錢，結果連照片都沒有

313
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,265
你們看

314
00:16:56,348 --> 00:17:00,894
範豪登先生還收了鹽和胡椒罐的錢

315
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,855
他說那是送我們的禮物

316
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,857
而且他根本沒有拿給我們

317
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,109
那我們是不會空手而歸的

318
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,205
真相大白了

319
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,002
找到你了

320
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,048
連讓我們安靜玩個滑索都不行嗎？

321
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,925
看我們在你的臥室找到什麼東西

322
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,888
這是探險家寇克狄米斯範豪登的畫像

323
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:39,600
為一家荷蘭餅乾貿易公司開墾這一帶

324
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:44,146
他蓋了這房子，現在還是你家的財產

325
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:48,942
明明是免費房子卻要我們付千元租金

326
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,111
範豪登欺騙大家

327
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,114
好讓我們為他們家的假期買單

328
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,324
我好震驚

329
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,533
太驚人了

330
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,868
我是桑娜

331
00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:01,163
我跟你們一樣震驚

332
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,122
什麼？

333
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:05,167
少來了，這個騙局就是她的主意

334
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,295
今年她還多收你們錢

335
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,589
讓我們付＂親密教練＂的錢

336
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:13,383
一根羽毛到底有多少用處？

337
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,261
冷靜點…

338
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,264
大家都想保持純粹的生活吧？

339
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:24,019
不還錢的話，我就要踢爆你的菊花

340
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:26,814
他溜了

341
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,858
快在他兌現支票前抓住他

342
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,948
這麼說，你和艾芙琳分手了？
我還以為你很喜歡t她呢

343
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,743
我是很喜歡，但拜你所賜
我現在滿眼都是荷馬

344
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,079
帕蒂，回來

345
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:45,749
我不能，因為我在索道上

346
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:52,131
帕蒂，抱歉讓你煩心了
但艾芙琳是你的荷馬

347
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:56,510
除了你自己
沒有人會明白你為什麼愛她

348
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,263
但二者之間有一個巨大的區別

349
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:05,978
我聽著呢

350
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:11,567
艾芙琳喜歡你，荷馬討厭你
甚過世界上的任何東西

351
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,569
比討厭塞瑪更甚？

352
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:17,322
他對塞瑪心懷歉意
因為她不得不跟你同居

353
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:20,742
等等，艾芙琳，我來啦！

354
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,454
來，拿走你們的錢

355
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,999
拿走一個男人唯一的經濟來源

356
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,500
這行為真高尚

357
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,461
我們享受了一次免費旅行

358
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,130
萬歲

359
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,592
現在來租直升機回瀑布…

360
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,136
拍你媽要的珍貴照片

361
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,557
不…沒關係

362
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,393
旅行的意義不在於完美的照片

363
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:50,147
而是要活在當下，享受人生

364
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,486
他們就像地毯上的兩隻蟲子一樣可愛

365
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,957
（艾爾霸子）

366
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,961
我想告訴你，金寶是個不錯的年輕人

367
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,298
我很開心你們要結婚了

368
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:17,883
真的

369
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:21,011
金寶的父母嚇壞了，他們取消婚禮了

370
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:24,014
算了，好在有人還設有底線

371
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,017
親愛的，我盡力了，你明白嗎？

372
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:32,606
對單親爸爸來說很難平衡引導和尊重

373
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,984
是…

374
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:40,197
現在我們有共鳴了吧

375
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,666
我們為什麼不能走？

376
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,585
因為要在彼得叔叔來之前打掃乾淨

377
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,671
不然我們明年就不能來了

378
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,221
這東西很貴的

379
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,264
聽到沒？

380
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,022
不行，朋友們…純粹的生活

381
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,482
純粹的生活

382
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,193
不行…

383
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,036
謝謝觀賞

384
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:30,706
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