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辛普森一家
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让开
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噢
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恶魔岛水上公园
五部得奖纪录片所在地
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孩子们 准备大玩一场
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首先要擦防晒霜
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来 玛吉
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你长大不想变成爷爷那样吧
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海象敲敲敲
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我看不下去动物被这样虐待
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每天被困在玻璃里面一定很痛苦
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售票处
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确实不好受
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它们不开心的话 为何摇尾巴
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鱼就是这样游泳的
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我觉得它们很开心
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企鹅葬礼在12点 2点和4点举行
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让你自取其辱 虎鲸
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虎鲸为顶级掠食者
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因为没有天敌
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没有天敌是吗
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天皇的特选寿司
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不…
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画风好诡异
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现在是明星午餐时间
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需要一名小孩
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你去吧 前菜
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别担心 我好几年前就失去手臂了
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可以回家吗
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这个乐园快把我弄哭了
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霍默 你带玛吉去散步
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我们过去看美人鱼
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这个尾巴好假
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斯密瑟斯
我们去溅湿高级餐厅的人
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遵命 先生
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星期天最有趣了
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我一直想要一艘船 但我爸买不起
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30年前
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坐在港口码头上
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今天都不上学
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坐等变蠢…
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别吹了
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男人应该在沉默中享受
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-爸 我们会有自己的船吗
-你在说笑吗
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我们连鱼饵都买不起
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我欠你的
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别哭了 来点苏格兰
“喝了感觉会变好”饮料
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好吧
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来吧 喝了它
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照今天来看 我是个好父亲
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心满意足摩托艇 正在打结
爸爸的好船
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船不错吧 我是卖船的
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想买吗
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我没买过船
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跟仰卧起坐一样是梦想
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别铁齿 我不知道你做哪行
但是我的话
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我从事梦想职业
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“有些事情很可疑”号 待售
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我以为你卖船
讲话打打草稿吧 骗子
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我这样做可能会有麻烦
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如果你用这个价格买下这艘船
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我就送你这顶真正的船长帽
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别跟经理说
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你觉得我是白痴吗
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帽围不能调大小
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-它是均码的
-成交
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等一下 我老婆会杀了我
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当你老婆
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看着夕阳啜饮玛格丽特
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海风轻拂她的秀发 她还会杀你吗
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她的头发不会飘动 只会发出怪声
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不管问哪个理财顾问 他们都会说
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买船是更好的投资
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比起离婚或开书店
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再送一样东西我就买了
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送你这枚
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已解散游艇俱乐部的徽章
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成交
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这个小钩子是什么东西
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那是锚 你会成为优秀的游艇驾驶员
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天啊 你的背鳍被折弯了
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看到没 它没有足够的空间游泳
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这家伙真大只
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这家伙真大只
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这个公园真残忍
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清空水缸 拔插头
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我会回来的 你们无法让我沉默
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我…
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好可爱
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又被一家游乐园赶出去了
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-把我带上
-没有你的安全带
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酒吧
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喝醉的销售员怎么办 回家找老婆
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终于卖掉了那个旧游艇
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没人可以像你一样一眼认出傻子
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我猜猜 发福男子 中年危机
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胖到都看不出他们几岁
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你今天好吗
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好极了
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我把按摩浴缸卖给进来借电话的人
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用浸泡赠品钓他
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全部脱手外加三千
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过来给我抱抱
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给我一个提议
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光滑
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巴特 我需要帮忙
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走开
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-是恶作剧啊
-你要什么
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辣酱 牛心 火蚁
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火蚁
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不见了
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火蚁怎么跑出纸袋的
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感谢主 让火蚁进入我的鼻子
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啃食大脑 测试信仰 我会…
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见鬼 杀虫剂在哪
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谢谢你来帮忙放生鲸鱼 威利
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现在让我换上伪装
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你真了解这里
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我夏天在这工作
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不像你们这些小孩 鱼不会嘲笑我
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就算比我可爱 不代表你们比我强
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你们连鱼都不是
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我猜猜 这是虎鲸水箱的控制面板
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虎鲸水箱控制面板
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这家伙真厉害
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打开海水闸门 它就能回到海里了
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应该往左才是开启
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这国家的东西都是反的 是错的
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假年华游轮
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谢天谢地 有方法下船了
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我们成功放生了一只动物
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很酷吧 巴特
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你瞧它多开心
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莉萨 这是全新感受
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我们帮助鲸鱼获得自由 我好开心
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你想说的是“利他主义”
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这叫做报应
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开心吗 威利
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我用空气风笛秀给你看
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我要拿掉眼罩了
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别发问 别找答案
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我会假装
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不知道我们在水边的码头上
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你看这是哪 水边的码头
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你租了船
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有带啤酒和三明治吗
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你打开看看
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玛琦 啤酒和三明治在这里
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玛吉 来爸爸的大腿上开船
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没错 油门催到底
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冲啊 油门催到底
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开始失控了 没错
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88岁了 还没学会游泳
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真是美好的一天 霍默
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好像沙发上那幅画的生活
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真是美妙的时刻
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是时候豁出去了
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猜是谁的船
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希望不是约翰尼·德普的
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他已经债务缠身了
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坐稳了 宝贝
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是我们的
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你买的这艘船
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不 是我们
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只是没让你知道
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-你知道吗 没关系
-你疯了吗
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你买了全家可以一起享受的东西
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-咱们奢侈一下
-天哪 玛琦
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你怎么了
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我承认 你让我筋疲力尽了
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你是我的心肝宝贝
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爸 怎么样
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你办到了 你真的办到了
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你在港口找到停车位
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-我从来…
-不 爸爸 我买了一艘船
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-上船吧
-好 等一下
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你想杀掉我 扔进海里
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好吧 这是遗嘱
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除了霍默 大家都会得到东西
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-别闹了 我不会杀你的
-因为你是个懒蛋
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好了 抱一个
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-船不错
-我是船主
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很好 我得说它有点问题了
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我们不都是吗
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真是妙答
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我是个技工 你应该会需要我的帮助
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这是二手船 现在需要维修
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-为何是现在
-它正在下沉
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米尔豪斯 原来我沉迷于利他主义
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只有放生动物 我才会开心
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如果我想跟莉萨玩 我就跟她出去玩
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不可以
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不能再放生鱼了
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水上公园保安变严密了
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太棒了 现在有手电筒
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对讲机 一大串钥匙
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阿奎塔兹水上乐园商店
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但我发现可以放生别的东西
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这是大猩猩洛洛
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强壮 聪明
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它会比五种手语
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朋友 敌人 杀戮
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伏特加 欢乐单身派对
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它想要自由
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为了保密 我用猪语讲
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坏的 哦-基 哦-泰 咿-泰 哦-扎
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我们要放到易贝上卖吗
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我的天
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春田核电厂
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你好
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你坐着吗
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当然
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你的船修好了 这是总金额
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别说我没提醒过你
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还有希望 找人分摊
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拉朋友下水
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是 你该消失了
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我会的 但是我得再收一百美元
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可恶
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-你好 霍默
-你怎么了
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我感觉很糟 非常糟
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为什么
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因为我向你们隐瞒一个绝佳的机会
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抱歉 该走了
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好像有人出声留我
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-没有
-没有
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好吧 因为那个机会真的很棒
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再见 我走了 真的走啦
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最后机会 再见
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机会镜头
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你好
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是什么机会
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不好说 蓝尼
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我是说我需要一个很有热情的人
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了解了 晚…
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等一下 想跟我一起投资船吗
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平分花费和时间 同意就正常呼吸
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不知道
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听说共用一艘船会破坏友谊
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那要跟卡尔说 他加入了
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我不想落单 我也要加入
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太好了 你能让卡尔接电话吗
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我们带了大学的旧音响
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让海上的人都知道有大人物正在狂欢
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那些鱼有超棒的BTO的音乐听了
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你来试试油门杆 亲爱的
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我感觉到力量了
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我以为只是约约会
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不会有结果 但现在你愿意娶我吗
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我可没拒绝你
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春田动物园
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大猩猩馆
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好 我知道了
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它不知道背后有一条长长的藤蔓
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只要爬上去就能获得自由了
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我们要去示范给它看
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不过是谁呢
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我应该说过我对猩猩毛过敏
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可恶 这是少数不让我过敏的东西
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我以为这次巴特会自己来
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-下次我来
-我知道你会的 哥们
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地图
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我们善待动物
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我们有麻烦了
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是两个麻烦
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原来置身有爱的家庭是这种感觉
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等他闭嘴就吃掉他
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你好
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莉萨 利他主义太害人了
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你这个笨蛋
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放生鱼是因为它可以在海中生存
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如果放生猩猩
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它会跑进城市被杀掉
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“猩猩大逃亡”
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春田动物园神秘被释放的猩猩
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正在大搞破坏
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洛口洛洛
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警方一如往常地毫无用处
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错了 肯特 我们找到大猩猩了
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通话中
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它在商店上 招牌写
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“便宜到让你抓狂”
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那应该是气球 警长
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你会为我们的折扣发狂的
平躺商店
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证明给我看 开心了吧 卢
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你射破气球了
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有船真好
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每个周末都在忙着保养
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有一种赖瑞·艾利森的感觉
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我把咖啡机固定好了
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就算大浪来袭 也不会破坏
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卡布奇诺奶泡上的图案
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奶泡蓝尼 你真是英雄
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这些人是谁
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我多卖了一些股份
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这些都是共有人
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共有人是我
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达夫
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达夫侠想给继子好印象
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如何 凯尔
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我爸喝你的酒死的
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那我们还有很长的路要走
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这些都是共有人 猫女士也是
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现在她是游艇女士
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太多人了 我动不了
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好的 出航
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我的卡布奇诺奶泡
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至少我可以游到岸上
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太困难了
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我可以站起来
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算了 太难了
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春田小学
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也许音乐能让它冷静下来
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一 八 七 七 给孩子车车
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《将有同意书》 西摩尔·斯金纳著
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我的剧本
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洛洛…
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朋友…
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不小心比成“魔鬼”了
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听着 我会帮你找到安全的地方
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但我得让你知道我是朋友
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怎么做
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塞恩菲尔
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纽曼
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如果轻一点
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就是世界上最美妙的事了
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先生 我想退船 请给我全额退款
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很抱歉 可能詹姆斯·喀麦隆
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对沉没的船有兴趣
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但我收完钱就没我的事了
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你卖给我的是垃圾
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大家喜欢柠檬 对声带有益
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你这么油嘴滑舌 任谁都会买单
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喜欢这个翻领吗 想买这件外套吗
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-想
-50美元
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失陪了
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我忙着用自行车轮胎走私冰毒
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感谢免费送我自行车
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明天要到墨西哥
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巴哈
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莉萨 你在干嘛
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跟爸在房里
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真可爱
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-小心点
-噢
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霍默 我说过别那样做
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爵士音乐节
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呜歌 猩猩庇护所
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把你的猩猩带来这里
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有骑马和射击教学
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猩球就要崛起了
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糟糕
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不要
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在天才猿众国
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我们会剃掉猩猩的毛
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让它做布鲁斯·威利的替身
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够乖巧的话 它可以成为布鲁斯·威利
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好莱坞
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下一个 我的天啊…
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太完美了 你会接收我的猩猩吗
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宾州猩猩保护区
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古德博士 感谢你救了洛洛
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洛洛 那是它被囚禁时的名字
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我取了新的
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配得上这种神奇生物的名字 波波
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我想跟你说 你一直是我的英雄
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谢谢 我很好奇
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你跟多少女科学家这样说
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你这个领域吗 只有三个
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好极了 我们会好好照顾波波
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-回头见
-等一下 回来
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带我走 我想过你这种生活
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还有很多人也想 如果努力读到博士
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你可能会有机会
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有奖学金吗
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你得自己存 我也是
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所以可能会用我吗
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可能吧 别放弃
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真是我听过最激励人心的话了
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00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,581
莉萨 感谢帮我补救好事造成的伤害
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很开心你逐渐了解利他主义的重要了
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利他主义最棒了
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放生动物后 它会弄坏所有东西
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接下来我想放生犀牛
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然后是手用铁锤做的机器人
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有时我想坐下 欣赏利他在世界发酵
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瞧 猩猩从你爸身上
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学到坏习惯了
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对 但霍默也学了很酷的猩猩动作
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噢
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老莫小酒馆
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绝对不要
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春田原子
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我知道你们很生气
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因为人数众多 每个人的损失不多
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我想说 你们以后会明白
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00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:20,219
自己跟那些有船的人一样好
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因为你有过五分钟
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你给了我们有价值的东西 美好回忆
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你瞧日本人把什么寄还给我
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为霍默欢呼三声
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万岁…
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万岁…
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奶泡蓝尼就在福克斯
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周五八点
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因为没别的节目了
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字幕翻译：侯敏生