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阿森一族

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讓開

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噢

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（惡魔島水上公園
五部得獎紀錄片主題所在地）

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小朋友，準備大玩特玩

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首先要搽防曬

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來，瑪姬

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妳長大不想變成爺爺那樣吧

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（海象扑傻瓜）

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我無法接受動物被這樣虐待

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每天被困在玻璃裡面一定很痛苦

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（售票處）

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確實不好受

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乖女，如果牠們不開心，為何擺尾？

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魚就是這樣游泳的

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我覺得牠們很開心

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企鵝葬禮在12點、2點和4點舉行

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（讓你自取其辱，殺人鯨）

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殺人鯨是頂級獵食者

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因為沒有天敵

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沒有天敵是嗎？

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（天皇的特選壽司）

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唔好…

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畫風好詭異

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現在是明星午餐時間

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需要一名小孩

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你去吧，餐前小食

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別擔心，我好幾年前就失去手臂了

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可以回家嗎？

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這個樂園快整喊我了

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荷馬，你帶瑪姬去散步

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我們過去看美人魚

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條尾好假

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史密瑟斯
我們去整濕高級餐廳的人？

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遵命，老闆

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星期日最有趣了

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我一直想要一艘船，但我爸買不起

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（30年前）

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坐在港口碼頭上

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今天都不上學

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守株待蠢…

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別吹了

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男人應該在沉默中享受

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-老豆，我們會有自己的船嗎？
-你在說笑嗎？

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我們連魚餌都買不起

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（我欠你）

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別哭了，飲點蘇格蘭
“喝完感覺良好”飲品

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好吧

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來吧，喝了它

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照今天來看，我是個好父親

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（心滿意足摩打艇、正在埋岸、
爸爸的好船）

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船不錯吧？我是賣船的

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想買嗎？

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我未買過船

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同仰臥起坐一樣是夢想

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別嘴硬，我不知道你做盛行
但是我的話

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我從事夢想職業

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（可疑號，待售）

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我以為你賣船
說話前寫定草稿吧，騙子

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我這樣做可能會有麻煩

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如果你用這個價買下這艘船

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我就送你這頂真正的船長帽

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別告訴經理

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你以為我是白痴嗎？

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帽圍不能調大小

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-它是均碼的
-成交

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等陣，我老婆會殺了我

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你覺得當你老婆

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望住夕陽飲瑪格麗特

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海風輕拂她的秀髮，她還會殺你嗎？

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她的頭髮不會飄，只會發出怪聲

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不管問哪個理財顧問，他們都會說

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買船是更好的投資

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比起離婚或開書店

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再送一樣東西我就買了

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送你這個

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已解散遊艇俱樂部的徽章

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成交

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這個小鈎是什麼？

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那是錨，你會成為優秀的遊艇船長

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啊，你的背鰭被摺彎了

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看到嗎？牠沒有足夠的空間游泳

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真大條

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（這傢伙真大條）

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這個公園好殘忍

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清水缸，拔插頭

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我會回來的，你們無法令我收聲

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我…

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好可愛

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又被一個遊樂園趕走了

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-帶埋我
-沒有你的安全帶

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（酒吧）

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喝醉的銷售員怎麼辦？回家找老婆

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終於賣掉了那艘舊遊艇

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沒人可以像你一樣一眼辨認到傻仔

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我估，發福男人，中年危機？

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肥到看不出他們幾歲

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妳今天好嗎？

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好極了

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我把按摩浴池賣給進來借電話的人

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用浸浴贈品引他上釣？

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全部賣掉加三千

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過來給我抱抱

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給我一個提議

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滑嘟嘟

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巴特，我需要幫忙

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走開

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-是惡作劇喔
-妳需要什麼？

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辣醬？牛心？火蟻？

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（火蟻）

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不見了

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火蟻怎麼跑出紙袋的？

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感謝主，讓火蟻進入我的鼻子

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啃食大腦，測試信仰，我會…

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妖，殺蟲水在哪？

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謝謝你來幫忙放生鯨魚，威利

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現在讓我喬裝一下

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你真了解這裡

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我夏天在這裡工作

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不像你們這些細路，魚不會恥笑我

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就算比我可愛，不代表你們叻過我

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你們連魚都不是

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我猜猜，這是殺人鯨水箱的控制板

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（殺人鯨水箱控制板）

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這條友真厲害

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打開海水閘門，牠就能回到海裡了

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應該轉左才是開門

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這國家的東西都是反轉的，是錯的

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（假年華遊輪）

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好嘢，我們有方法下船了

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我們成功放生了一隻動物

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很勁吧，巴特？

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妳看牠多開心

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麗莎，這是全新感受

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我們幫助鯨魚獲得自由，我好開心

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你想說的是“利他主義”

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這叫做報應

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開心嗎，威利？

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我用空氣風笛展示給你看

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我要除眼罩了

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別發問，別找答案

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我會扮

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不知道我們在水邊的碼頭上

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妳看這是哪裡，水邊的碼頭

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你租了船

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有帶啤酒和三明治嗎？

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妳打開看看？

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美枝，啤酒和三文治在這裡

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瑪姬，坐爸爸大脾開船

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沒錯，油門踩到䀆

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衝啊，油門踩到䀆

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開始失控了，正呀

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88歲了，還沒學會游泳

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真是美好的一天，小荷

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好像梳化上那幅畫的生活

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真是美妙的時刻

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是時候豁出去了

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猜是誰的船

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希望不是尊尼迪普的

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他已經債務纏身了

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坐穩了，老婆

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是我們的

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你買了這艘船？

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不，是我們

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只是沒讓妳知道

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-你知道嗎？我覺得無問題
-妳傻了嗎？

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你買了全家可以一起享受的東西

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-我們來奢侈一下
-天哪，美枝

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妳食錯藥？

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我承認，你讓我筋疲力盡了

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妳是我的心肝寶貝

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老豆，怎麼樣？

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你做到了，你真的做到了

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你竟然在港口找到位泊車

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-我從來…
-不，爸爸，我買了一艘船

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-上船吧
-好，等陣

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你想殺掉我，扔進海裡

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好吧，這是遺囑

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（除了荷馬，大家都會得到東西）

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-別玩了，我不會殺你的
-因為你是條大懶蟲

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好了，抱抱

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-船不錯
-我是船主

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很好，我要說它有點問題了

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我們不都是嗎？

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真是妙答

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我是個技工，你應該會需要我的幫助

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這船是二手的，現在需要維修

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-為何是現在？
-它正在下沉

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米爾豪斯，原來我沉迷於利他主義

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只有放生動物，我才會開心

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如果我想和麗莎玩，我就和她出去玩

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不可以

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不能再放生魚了

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水上公園保安嚴密了

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太正了，現在有電筒

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對講機，一大抽鑰匙

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（阿奎塔茲水上樂園商店）

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但我發現可以放生其他東西

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這是大猩猩洛洛

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強壯，聰明

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牠會做五種手語

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朋友、敵人、殺戮

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伏特加、歡樂單身派對

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牠想要自由

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為了保密，我用豬語講

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壞的，哦-基，哦-泰，咿-泰，哦-扎

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我們要放到eBay上賣嗎？

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哎呀

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（春田核電廠）

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你好

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你坐著嗎？

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當然

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你的船修好了，這是總金額

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別說我沒提醒你

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還有希望，找人攤分

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拉朋友落水

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是，你應該消失了

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我會的，但是我要再收一百元

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可惡

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-你好，荷馬
-你怎麼了？

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我感覺很差，非常差

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為什麼？

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因為我向你們隱瞞一個絕佳的機會

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抱歉，我要走了

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好像有人出聲留我？

226
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:34,777
-沒有
-沒有

227
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:39,281
好吧，因為那個機會真的好正

228
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,493
再見，我走了，真的走囉

229
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,704
最後機會，再見

230
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:50,084
（機會鏡頭）

231
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:54,964
你好

232
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,341
是什麼機會？

233
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,759
我不知道，藍尼

234
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,470
我是說我需要一個很有熱誠的人

235
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:02,847
明白了，晚…

236
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:05,474
等等，想和我一起投資艘船嗎？

237
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:08,644
平分花費和時間，同意就正常呼吸

238
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:09,979
不知道

239
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,148
聽說共用一艘船會破壞友誼

240
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,900
那要跟卡爾說，他加入了

241
00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:16,861
我不想剩低自己，我也要加入

242
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,822
太好了，你可以請卡爾聽電話嗎？

243
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:25,953
我們帶了大學的舊音響

244
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:29,957
讓海上的人都知道有大人物正在狂歡

245
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:45,055
那些魚有超正的BTO的音樂聽了

246
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,016
妳來試試油門吧

247
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,480
嘩，我感覺到力量

248
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,149
我還以為只是普通約會

249
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:59,320
不會有結果，但現在你願意娶我嗎？

250
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,364
我沒有拒絕妳

251
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,370
（春田動物園）

252
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,455
（大猩猩館）

253
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,208
好，我知道了

254
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,586
牠不知道背後有一條長長的藤蔓

255
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,172
只要爬上去就可以重獲自由了

256
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:21,675
我們要去示範給牠看

257
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,094
不過是誰呢？

258
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:27,223
我應該說過我對猩猩毛過敏？

259
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,684
可惡，這是少數我不會過敏的東西

260
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:34,313
我以為這次巴特會自己來

261
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:37,900
-下次我來
-我知道你會的，好兄弟

262
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,043
（地圖）

263
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,801
（我們善待動物）

264
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,679
我們有麻煩了

265
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,597
是兩個麻煩

266
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,768
原來置身有愛的家庭是這種感覺

267
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,688
（等他收聲就吃掉他）

268
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:27,867
喂？

269
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,618
麗莎，利他主義害死人了

270
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,495
你個白痴

271
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,707
放生魚是因為牠可以在海中生存

272
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,292
如果放生猩猩

273
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,336
牠會走入城市然後被殺

274
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,714
“猩猩大逃亡”？

275
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,466
在春田動物園神祕被釋放的猩猩

276
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,135
正在大搞破壞

277
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,261
（洛洛）

278
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,138
警方一如以往地毫無用處

279
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,848
錯了，肯特，我們找到大猩猩了

280
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:51,932
（通話中）

281
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,476
牠在商店屋頂，招牌寫著

282
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,729
“瘋狂大減價”

283
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,355
那應該是氣球，警長

284
00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,857
（平到痴線的雜架攤）

285
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,192
證明給我看，開心了吧，路？

286
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,944
你射爆氣球了

287
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,030
擁有遊艇真好

288
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,991
每個周末都在忙著幫它保養

289
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,618
有一種小超人的感覺

290
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,329
我把咖啡機固定好了

291
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,831
就算大浪來襲，也不會破壞

292
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,583
卡布奇諾奶泡上的圖案

293
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,796
奶泡藍尼，你真是英雄

294
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,466
這些人是誰？

295
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,510
我賣出了更多股份

296
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:31,055
這些都是共同擁有遊艇的人

297
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:34,183
共有人是我

298
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,309
（達夫）

299
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,561
達夫曼想給繼子好印象

300
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:38,896
如何，凱爾？

301
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,899
我爸喝你的酒死的

302
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,944
那我們還有很長的路要走

303
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,614
這些都是共有人？貓女士也是？

304
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,824
現在她是遊艇貓女士

305
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,079
太迫了，我動不了

306
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,997
好的，起錨

307
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,422
我的卡布奇諾奶泡

308
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:08,092
至少我可以游上岸

309
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,971
太困難了

310
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,723
我可以站起來

311
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,642
算了，太難了

312
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,271
（春田小學）

313
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,275
或者音樂能讓牠冷靜下來

314
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,070
一、八、七、七，給孩子車車

315
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,616
（《將有同意書》，西蒙斯金納著）

316
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,617
我的劇本

317
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,661
洛洛…

318
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,162
朋友…

319
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,667
噢，我不小心成為“魔鬼”了

320
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,044
聽著，我會幫你找到安全的地方

321
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:49,591
但我要讓你知道我是朋友

322
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,676
怎麼做？

323
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,267
塞恩菲爾

324
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,020
紐曼

325
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:06,442
如果輕力一點

326
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,153
就是世界上最美妙的事了

327
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:16,952
先生，我要退船，請全額退款給我

328
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,829
很抱歉，可能占士金馬倫

329
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,622
對沉沒的船有興趣

330
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,751
但我收完錢就沒我的事了

331
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,711
你賣給我的是垃圾

332
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,297
大家喜歡檸檬，對聲帶有益

333
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,717
你這麼油腔滑調，係人都會被騙

334
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,470
喜歡這個翻領嗎？想買這件外套嗎？

335
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,972
-想
-50元

336
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:39,808
失陪了

337
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:43,103
我忙著用單車輪胎走私冰毒

338
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,855
感謝免費送我單車

339
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:47,024
明天要到墨西哥

340
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,484
巴哈！

341
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,861
麗莎，妳在做什麼？

342
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:53,322
和老豆在房裡

343
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,866
真可愛

344
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,910
-小心點
-噢

345
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,370
小荷，我說過不要那樣做

346
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,538
（爵士音樂節）

347
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,874
（嗚歌，猩猩庇護所）

348
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,167
把你的猩猩帶來這裡

349
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,919
有騎馬和射擊教學

350
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,921
猩球快要崛起了

351
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,005
大件事

352
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,465
不了

353
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,134
在天才猿眾國

354
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,594
我們會剃掉猩猩的毛

355
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,971
讓牠做布斯韋利士的替身

356
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,974
乖的話，牠甚至可以成為布斯韋利士

357
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,059
（荷里活）

358
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,937
下一個，噢…

359
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:28,023
太完美了，妳會接收我的猩猩嗎？

360
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,566
（賓州猩猩保護區）

361
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:33,278
古德博士，感謝妳救了洛洛

362
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,198
洛洛，那是牠被囚禁時的名字

363
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,908
我改了新名字

364
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:42,204
配得上這種神奇生物的名字，波波

365
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,707
我想跟妳說，妳一直是我的英雄

366
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,668
謝謝，我很好奇

367
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:51,547
妳跟多少位女科學家這樣說過？

368
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,424
妳這個領域嗎？只有三個

369
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:58,387
好極了，我們會好好照顧波波

370
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,472
-遲些見
-等一陣

371
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,183
帶我走，我想過妳這種生活

372
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:07,229
還有很多人也想，如果努力讀到博士

373
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:10,315
妳可能有機會

374
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,109
有獎學金嗎？

375
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,945
妳要自己儲錢，我也是

376
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,947
所以你有可能會用我嗎？

377
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,825
機會比較微，但別放棄

378
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,953
真是我聽過最激勵人心的話了

379
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,581
麗莎，感謝幫我補鑊

380
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:29,751
很開心你逐漸了解利他主義的重要了

381
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,461
利他主義最正了

382
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,339
放生動物後，牠會弄壞所有東西

383
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,341
之後我想放生犀牛

384
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,595
然後是有鐵鎚手的機械人

385
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:44,266
有時我想坐下，欣賞利他在世界發酵

386
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,395
看，猩猩從你爸身上

387
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:49,688
學到壞習慣了

388
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,986
對，但荷馬也學了很正的猩猩動作

389
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,366
（噢）

390
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,703
（老莫小酒館）

391
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,246
絕對不要

392
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,290
（春田原子）

393
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,125
我知道你們很生氣

394
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,962
因為人數眾多，每個人的損失不多

395
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,840
我想說，你們之後會明白

396
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:20,219
自己和那些有遊艇的人一樣好

397
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:23,180
因為你擁有過五分鐘

398
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,892
你給了我們有價值的東西，美好回憶

399
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:29,603
你看日本人把什麼寄還給我

400
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,521
為荷馬歡呼三聲

401
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,775
萬歲…

402
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,735
萬歲…

403
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,320
奶泡藍尼就在霍士

404
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:39,529
周五八點

405
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,699
因為沒其他節目了